Guys, how many times have you seen your girl do this?

And girls, how many times have you caught your guy

doing this?

Don’t you want to know what’s going on with your significant other BEFORE you find out the

hard way?

Introducing…

-Complete with a portable lie detector, tracking device, and ahandmade Venetian pillow

This is the latest model of our portable lie detector series, and is perfect for a person that needs to know the truth NOW!

How it works:1) Place tester’s index and middle fingers into lie detector attachment2) Set appropriate age and gender and press “Begin”

Within 45 seconds, you will have your results!

Secondly, you will receive a 1x1 cm tracking device that will help you know where your possession is at all times!

“This product will guarantee an honest and healthy relationship…”

It’s perfect for…

…Your latest heartthrob

…Your car keys

… or in Othello’s case, his handkerchief

Smothering pillow features: Compressible and lightweight Dual insulation that will silence any scream caused by suffocation Comes in a variety of colors!“This pillow is great. Not only was I able to commit murder on my wife Desdemona, but I got a good night’s sleep with a pillow of my favorite color… pink.”

If you don’t, you’ll wind up like these people

Order online at: ineedtoknowifheorsheisseeingsomeoneelse@othello.com

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