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Did you find anything in town? asked
her husband.
I found an old laptop that weighs asmuch as a couple of bricks. Look at this
thing, she pulled the old grey machine
out the white plastic bag.
Wow, he ogled the hunk of plastic.
To think we sent men into space in thesame time period that that was
produced.
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Alright, Im gonna work.
Okay, babe.
She closed the door to the shadowy
den.
It was the last place she wanted to
work in, but, anywhere else, herhusband and the cat would never stop
bothering her.
Hed badger her with her constant
huns and the cat would insist on
sitting on her lap, mewing over and
over.
To this day, the husband still didnt
know that a cats meow was worse than
the squeaky noises of Styrofoam
rubbing together.
She had no clue what her next story
was to be about, though her agent
pressured her to make something up,
she just couldnt. She was way beyond
writers block, but was suffering from
severe writers fatigue.
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After working for six months straight to
get out some books and make somequick cash, the only thing she was, now,
capable of was zoning, as if catatonic,
or shopping on Ebay.
But this was it. She needed to get back
to work. Not everyone had the luxury towork on a writing career fulltime, but
she wasnt exactly rolling in dough,
either. Wasted time would put her on
the fast track back to the classifieds
back to accounting.
Down the Shrinking Hole was the series
of Jonas, who discovered, what he
thought, was a sinkhole under his bed.
Every night, when his parents thought
he was asleep, hed disappear down thehole, and into the Land of Marbles.
What they didnt know, her darling
husband and aggravating agent, was
that she was sick to death of f******Jonas. If he stood before her, ever, shed
rip his foam head off and shove it up his
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bubble gum a**. Then shed go and light
the JackTown Jiggery on fire, as the localpuzzle makers, Bok and Don would
explode, spattering her with jelly that
shed lick, pleasurably, off her skin.
She plugged in the laptop, not
expecting much of a show, from thepiece of junk. Her Dell having been
soaked by the pool earlier, but luckily,
she kept back up.
Damn, she cursed.
Shed forgotten to check for USBoutlets: The old lap top had none.
Deciding shed just pick up where she
left off, she lifted the screen and
pressed the on button.
Wow, she thought. This really is a pieceof junk.
The lap top flashed a DOS screen at her,
and a line of credits rolled for a few
minutes.
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But as she looked at the blank screen,
she found that thoughts came to her,for the first time in months.
She lifted her hands and touched the
chunky keys and wrote, Jonas fled
down Bubble Gum Lane, looking for
Mack, his two ton truck friend who wasactually the size of basketball.
Mack, called Jonas. Where are you?
But suddenly, it got dark; the bubbly
glass spun blue sky turned royal-
midnight.
A hot guy in a black suit approached her
with a smile.
You look lost, pretty lady, he said.
She knew she wasnt, but smiled wideand looked into his eyes.
This look always trapped men.
His eyes met hers, his jaw became
slack, and his smile faded just slightly.
Can I, he paused, buy you dinner?
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She said nothing, but closed her big
smile into a purposeful pout, turned herhead, never relinquishing her gaze, and
walked along the dark street.
He followed.
In the dark cabin, she poured him a
Chivas Regal.
How did you know I like scotch?
He was sweet, she thought. A truly good
guy, it was a shame.
For a moment, she thought of turninghim out.
Well, you should go. Ive got things to
do tonight.
Well, why? Lets get to know one
another. Im not dangerous. I wont try
to seduce you, I swear.
She blinked her large dark eyes and
nodded her head just slightly.
Jonas, he said. My name is Jonas.
Im Sarah.
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They sat on her red velvet couch.
He touched her thigh, igniting an all
over buzzing feeling of her body.
It wasnt his fault; he didnt lie about not
seducing her, though it appeared that
way.
Already, she didnt want him to waste
time only touching her thigh.
She flashed him another purposeful
pout and looked him in the eyes.
If he was going to die, it would be hisdecision.
He moved closer to her, smoothing his
hand further up, pushing back her
dress, all the way up to the fold of her
lower torso.
For a moment, he looked like he wanted
to draw back.
She raised her eyebrows and turned her
head just slightly left, while keeping her
eyes looking at his.
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He pulled down the straps of her dress,
displaying her breasts as if on a shelf.
She encouraged him by pressing the
back of his head downward. This was
her way of giving herself time to change
without him knowing, for she wasnt as
strong as most men until after.
Aggressively, he kissed her all the way
down, and then did his best to taste
every centimetre of skin.
She was hot for it, but, even more so,
hungry.
Sometimes, guilt changed her mind, but
on night like those, her hunger always
won.
It was a shame, too, for he was a good
guy; it was her that was bringing outthis side of him. Normally, he would
have been a gentleman.
Deciding to enjoy him for a little bit,
rather than tuck in, she lifted his face to
hers and kissed him back. Her lips and
tongue caressed him down his neck and
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back over to his ear, her favorite snack.
Like pigs ears, but only smaller.
She licked his lobes. She loved full ones,
they were soft and they were the best
when fried! Like a French fry, soft in the
middle, crunchy on the outside.
She sucked his ear, he rubbed her
between the legs.
She sucked harder; he moaned.
She widened her mouth around his
entire ear, and tasted a bit of salty-
sting
Hun, her husband was at the door.
Are you having a good time without
me?
What?
I hear you moaning in here. Can you
get porn on that old thing?
Im not even sure if it can get internet
yet.
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What in the world is this, he asked, as
he walked up behind. She pounded hisscrotum with the mallet. To make
tender meat balls out of man, one must
practically pulverize it.
His lips were peeled back and his
eyebrows furrowed into his forehead.
Hon, I dont think stores are gonna
stock this in their childrens section.
She didnt know what to say. She must
have fallen asleep, for she didnt
remember writing those things.
She set her finger on the pad and
scrolled up fast.
There it was, the last thing she
remembered: Jonas was with Mack.
They were running around in the SugarForest, kicking up sugar storms that cut
his skin.
He licked his arms, and the sugar
stung.
Look, Hon, we need money, now thatIm out of work. Try to get some work
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done he said as he walked to the
door, gave her one more look of horror,and left.
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