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We’ve all got those memories, and embarrassing photos to match! Design Design pairs
up with our friends MikWright to give you funny, irreverent, and relevant humor.
MikWright®
Greeting Cards • Paper Tableware • Gift Packaging • Cake Candles • Cocktailing • Stationery Gifts
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For over two decades MikWright has been the industry leader in vintage family pant-wetting
photo humor. Design Design has teamed up with the folks over at MikWright to offer a sassed-up,
fancy-pants version of MikWright’s award winning humor.
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100-14922 Retail $3.75who are you and why am I here? happy birthday.
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100-14921 Retail $3.75is that I’m running low on vodka. happy birthday.
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100-14920 Retail $3.75of using a discount sperm bank.happy birthday.
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100-14919 Retail $3.75is a good bowel movement.
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100-14918 Retail $3.75it’s gonna shrink up to nothin’. happy birthday.
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100-14917 Retail $3.75that gives me a hangover.happy birthday.
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100-14916 Retail $3.75to your youth! happy birthday.
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100-14915 Retail $3.75sums up your youth... happy birthday.
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100-14914 Retail $3.75a trip to the liquor store. happy birthday.
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100-14913 Retail $3.75to blow out the candles. happy birthday.
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100-14912 Retail $3.75i ripped one. happy birthday.
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100-14911 Retail $3.75happy birthday.
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100-14910 Retail $3.75to my local wine shop. happy birthday.
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100-14909 Retail $3.75to get laid. happy birthday.
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100-14908 Retail $3.75like you never drank dinner? happy birthday.
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100-14906 Retail $3.75and i’m stuck to the naugahyde.happy birthday.
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100-14905Retail $3.75 wanna be just like you. happy birthday.
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100-14904 Retail $3.75if i knew who you were. happy birthday.
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100-14903 Retail $3.75permanent. happy birthday.
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100-14902 Retail $3.75after I hose her down. happy birthday.
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100-14901 Retail $3.75still match the drapes? happy birthday.
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100-14900 Retail $3.75will you be checking today? happy birthday.
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100-14899 Retail $3.75at their own farts. happy birthday.
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100-14898 Retail $3.75you’re one of my favorite people. happy birthday.
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100-14897 Retail $3.75and hurry! happy birthday.
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100-14892 Retail $3.75or alone. happy birthday
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100-14907 Retail $3.75as trashy does. happy birthday.
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100-14889 Retail $3.75i’ve decided to just laugh my ass off.happy birthday
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100-14888 Retail $3.75in a double bed. happy birthday
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100-14887 Retail $3.75showing off his wiener again.happy birthday.
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100-14886 Retail $3.75in dog years you’d be dead.happy birthday.
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100-14885 Retail $3.75it’s only kinky the first few times.happy birthday.
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100-14884 Retail $3.75it was now. happy birthday.
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100-14883 Retail $3.75and lower your expectations. happy birthday.
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100-14882 Retail $3.75right here. happy birthday.
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100-14881 Retail $3.75you’ve got a ticket to ride! happy birthday.
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100-14880 Retail $3.75for a hard-bodied, tight-assed stripper? happy birthday.
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100-14879 Retail $3.75your family frequent flyer status shirtless nordic yardman happy birthday.
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100-14878 Retail $3.75happy birthday.
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100-14877 Retail $3.75you’re just dizzy. happy birthday.
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100-14874 Retail $3.75what were you doing in my mirror? happy birthday.
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100-14873 Retail $3.75bat-shit crazy. happy birthday.
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100-14872 Retail $3.75happy birthday.
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100-14871 Retail $3.75is the early bird special. happy birthday.
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100-14870 Retail $3.75do you own a mirror? happy birthday.
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100-14869 Retail $3.75happy birthday.
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100-14868 Retail $3.75and then other days it’s nice to just relax and have a cocktail. happy birthday.
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100-14867 Retail $3.75or anything else you have to say. happy birthday.
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100-14865 Retail $3.75hell, i’d pay to be fondled. happy birthday.
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100-14864 Retail $3.75oh yeah, to fart. happy birthday.
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100-14863 Retail $3.75it’s not just for breakfast anymore. happy birthday.
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100-14862 Retail $3.75i call it a hobby. happy birthday.
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100-14861 Retail $3.75(and you know what they say) happy birthday.
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100-14859 Retail $3.75and was a queen. happy birthday.
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100-14858 Retail $3.75and a lime and a shot of tequila. happy birthday.
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100-14856 Retail $3.75you’re sober. happy birthday.
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100-14852 Retail $3.75down there. happy birthday.
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100-14851 Retail $3.75(but not by much)happy birthday.
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100-14850 Retail $3.75you don’t look a day over whatever age you’re claiming to be!
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100-14849 Retail $3.75bitch for life. happy birthday.
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100-14848 Retail $3.75happy birthday.
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100-14922 Retail $3.75 Who are you and why am I here?happy birthday.
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Wholesale price each and per unit (6 cards)
Retail price per card
Item #
Inside text
All counter cards are 5 x 7 inches.
All Everyday cards are sold in units of 6 unless otherwise noted, include envelopes, and are prepriced with retail values.
All prices in this catalog are listed in U.S. dollars at wholesale and retail pricing.
*Original photo-applied greeting cards available via MikWright
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100-21572 Retail $3.75she was wearing entirely too much animal print and blue eye shadow.
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100-21573 Retail $3.75a shoulder to drink on.
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100-21582 Retail $3.75earl should have married his other cousin.
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100-21583 Retail $3.75give me back my deviled egg carrier.
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100-21578 Retail $3.75she goes into “full-on-bitch” mode.
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100-21579 Retail $3.75i’ve got half a dozen well-dressed men drinking cosmos and screaming “hey girl!”
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100-21580 Retail $3.75should i have a cocktail?
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100-21581 Retail $3.75and no salt on my margaritas.
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100-21574 Retail $3.75my ass is out of here. buh-bye.
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100-21575 Retail $3.75i’d throw on a tube top and stroll down to watch some varsity soccer practice.
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100-21576 Retail $3.75it’s mommy calling.
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100-21577 Retail $3.75to raise a village.
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100-21571 Retail $3.75nonstop to hell?
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• General & Her Birthday, Just for Fun
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100-21570 Retail $3.75your home could use a homo.
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100-21569 Retail $3.75the bitch claimed she got nine.
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100-21567 Retail $3.75not to use it in the bathtub.
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100-21568 Retail $3.75we haven’t seen a crow since.
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100-21563 Retail $3.75i’m looking for a problem to drink about.
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100-21564 Retail $3.75i “am” a bitch.
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100-21562 Retail $3.75i’ve become my mother.
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100-21561 Retail $3.75iRepeat.
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100-21560 Retail $3.75telling your husband is exhausting.
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100-21557 Retail $3.75outfits alienate.
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100-21555 Retail $3.75there’s not a single thing about him that doesn’t piss me off!
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100-21556 Retail $3.75i already marked that spot.
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100-21554 Retail $3.75those cocktails aren’t gonna refill themselves.
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100-21553 Retail $3.75“if you can’t lose it, decorate it.”
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100-21551 Retail $3.75only to observe and pass judgement.
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100-21547 Retail $3.75i get both nipples?
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100-21549 Retail $3.75i can’t have anything nice with you kids.
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100-21545 Retail $3.75i find everyone equally annoying.
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100-21544 Retail $3.75it’s the shit that comes out of her closet.
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100-21543 Retail $3.75sometimes i appreciate a small dingy.
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100-21541 Retail $3.75say no more.
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100-21537 Retail $3.75straight to time out.
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100-21535 Retail $3.75mama’s half buzzed.
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949-06135 72-Pocket Greeting Card Spinner Wood base and top with clear acetate pockets. The spinner has 9 columns, each column has 8 pockets. 19" dia base, 72" H • Signage and casters included • Display Only: $375.00 • Approximate product fill is $810.00 Display drop ships from manufacturer, plan for additional 2-3 days shipping Offset credit available $187.50
72-Pocket Sandwich Top Spinner
979-07126 10 x 7" MikWright Display Sign For displays featuring an assortment of MikWright products.
949-06329 H-Clip Sign HolderPlastic clip for attaching sign to display, must order 2 per sign
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When drink time rolls around, a friend, a joke, and a few
sips are all it takes to get the party started.
25 x 25cm • 12 pkgs/unit: $33.00 per unit • $2.75 ea • SRP $5.50
Humor Cocktail Napkins
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949-51499 Napkin Display - GreenGreen corrugated. Counter placement. Display only. Holds 12 designs (4 per design). 21 x 14 x 7" • Display Only: $12.00 • Product fill as shown: $396.00 • Signage must be ordered separately (no additional cost) • Offset credit available: N/A
Beverage Napkin Display
979-07126 10 x 7" MikWright Display Sign For displays featuring an assortment of MikWright products.
949-06329 H-Clip Sign HolderPlastic clip for attaching sign to display, must order 2 per sign
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Bottle Bag4 3⁄4 x 13 7⁄8 x 3 7⁄8"
223-06129$1.975 ea (Retail $3.95)6 bags/unit: $11.85
Our bottle stoppers are the
icing on the cake, and they
round out our complete
line of cocktailing accents.
Metal and rubber stopper. 4 x 13⁄8" • Gift box
6 stoppers/unit: $17.85 per unit $2.975 • SRP:$5.95
Bottle Stopper
737-01392Drinks well with others.
Whatever your list, we have a list pad for
every mood. Each shopping list pad has a
durable strip magnet secured on the back.
3 1⁄2 x 8 1⁄2" • 75 sheets/pad
6 pieces per unit: $17.85 $2.975 each • SRP: $5.95
Shopping List Pads
Actual Size
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iCook. iClean. iBitch. iMoan. iDrink. iRepeat
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do i look like i’m interested in organizing a cookie exchange? flavored vodka shots maybe, but cookies? ... doubtful. • Bottle Stopper, Bottle Bag, Shopping List Pads
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Square Magnets Each of our durable magnets is made of metal, wrapped with printed
laminated paper and backed by a strong, full-size magnet.
2 1⁄2 x 2 1⁄2" • 3 pieces per unit: $5.925 • $1.975 each • SRP: $3.95
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417-02593
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Actual Size
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Each of our durable magnets is made of metal, wrapped with
printed laminated paper and backed by a strong, full-size magnet.
3 x 2" • 3 pieces per unit: $5.925 • $1.975 each • SRP: $3.95
Rectangular Magnets
Magnets •
Design Design, Inc.
PO Box 2266 Grand Rapids, MI 49501
P| 800.334.3348 • F| 616.774.4020
[email protected] • www.designdesign.us
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