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RECEDING HARELINE:
Date: 17 December ‘16 Run No. 1505
Circle BRB FRB Run
1505 17 Dec '16 Just Dripping in Anticipation Run Virginal Discharge
1506 24 Dec '16 A Xmas Eve Hash Sperminator
1507 31 Dec '16 The Last Hash of 2016 Raza Gaha Hasha
1508 7 Jan '17 Hashing on a Sticky Wicket Rehan Baig
1509 14 Jan '17 Let It All Hang Free Hash Bouncing Balls
1510 21 Jan '17 Volunteer
1511 28 Jan '17 Volunteer
1512 4 Feb '17 Sri Lanka Independence Day Run Bushy 'n Brindley
RUN NO. DATE WHAT IS IT ABOUT? HARE / CO-HARE:
YH3 HASH TRASH Run No. 1505 Date: 17
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Up to two Hares run for free
For each Hash, up to two Hares/Rabbits will be allowed to run/walk for free. This is meant
to encourage Hashers to volunteer to set Hashes and is recognition of the amount of work
involved.
Tales from the Trail
Hash Re-Run No. 1505 (The Just Dripping in Anticipation Run)
Hares: Virginal Discharge and Rainbow Balls Rabbit: Little Boy
Venue: Kyaik Khauk Pagoda, Thilawa Port Road, Thanlyin Township
Runners: 35
Weather: Bone dry
Time/Distance: 1 h 17 min to amble around 9.6 km of Thanlyin’s finest back-country
inclusive of a generous 7 minute long Beer Stop
Hashing in Thanlyin is invariably good but it is unfortunate that the state of the traffic in
modern times makes it a bit of a logistical nightmare for Hares to do the necessary
reconnaissance and for the pack to find their way there on Hash day. However, Virginal
Discharge wisely chose this location for the site of her virginal Haring and the girl did
good — even if negotiating the traffic that was tailed back along University Avenue from
Kaba Aye Pagoda Road was a bit of a nightmare at the beginning of the journey.
Possibly as a sign of things to come and a reflection on the state of the traffic generally,
it seems that more people elected to go straight to the starting point rather than show up
at the meeting point. This unfortunately meant that there was not much transport
available and taxis had to be quickly arranged.
At the start the pack was informed that it was to complete an A to A Run and that there
would be a single Beer Stop. Meanwhile the pack (and especially the lead Hare) were
getting their collective heads around the fact that Thanlyin now had a brand new roller-
skate park adjacent to Kyaik Khauk Pagoda. However, the Hare, who is something of a
roller derby fan, managed to keep herself away and pointed the pack southward and
advised it to follow paper.
Returnee Free Lili took up the early running and steered the pack across the dirt and over
the road so as to run alongside the northern boundary of Kyaik Khauk Pagoda. By the time
the pack found the first Check 500-m later, at the main Kyauktan Road, this scribe was
already knackered and feeling the after-effects of the previous night’s Full Moon Run. It
was fortuitous therefore that he was not one of the first to the Check and so he was not
caught out like so many of the FRBs who thought that the dirt road straight ahead looked
as if it was a likely prospect for finding paper. However, they were not aware that this led
to military land and so there was little prospect of finding an onward trail. In the
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meantime, Free Lili, who is never one to follow the crowd, decided that he should run
south along the busy road and there was some logic to his decision. Sadly his logic was not
in agreement with the thinking of the Hare because she ended up directing the pack north
along the same road and that was the last that anyone saw of Free Lili until the Beer Stop.
On All Floors and Gigolo Joe took up the running alongside the main road, past the Y-
shaped Thilawa Road intersection and then turned off the road to follow a new concrete
path to the east. Now the GM had seen this paper when he was travelling to the start in
Box of Cocklets’s car and had assumed (as no doubt did Free Lili) that this was going to be
In Trail and not the Out Trail. However, upon finding a Check, and disabused of his false
notions, he now set off to find more paper. He wasn’t very successful and ended up
aimlessly navigating a few more concrete paths in the midst of what was once a pond, until
On On was announced. He then followed the pack through bushland further east on a very
pleasant trail, which had a another Check thrown in to keep the pack guessing, before
reaching a fence-line where there was another Check. The GM made the mistake of
Checking to his left when he should have gone right and so ended up very much in BRB
position as he trailed the pack along a pathway that, whether or not the Hares realised it,
was last utilised (in reverse) by Bashful Bladder and Freedom Fries when they set a trail
out here on their 4th July Run in 2015 (Run 1426).
And so, after skirting a very large open space that appears to have been set aside for a
new pagoda complex, which contains what appears to be a never-finished, under
construction, vaguely pagoda-shaped mound of bricks, the pack came to another Check.
Here the options appeared to be to follow a relatively well–formed track to the left or
right or to head straight and follow a dirt track that led into a collection of hovels. The
GM set his sights on the byways and ventured forth into the sandbagged pathways
between the huts but retreated after finding one blob of shreddie because he was
convinced that the pack had called On On elsewhere. He was wrong and he turned around
again when he saw Hare-in-Chief, Virginal Discharge heading in his direction with the pack
trailing behind.
He maintained his FRB status, ably aided and abetted by On All Floors, as the trail turned
north and dog-legged to the next Check. You win some and you lose some and, in this case
the GM lost when he cast his lot by turning right and heading towards the nearby paddy
fields. But this was not to be a day of running along berms and the real trail continued
north for a little while before winging its way back to the west (after the FRBs missed the
turn and ran off paper). Up to this point the GM had been slightly disorientated because
the once sandy lanes that became crystal clear streams in the wet season had now all been
concreted but, as he turned west and headed up the hill into a rural monastic compound, he
regained his orientation and was a little discomfited to find the pack running through the
compound without removing their shoes and socks.
At the far end of the compound there was a Check at the archway and again the GM made
a poor call by continuing up the hill when of course the Hares wanted the pack to follow
paper through more of the compound before taking a parallel road alongside a cemetery to
the next Check.
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The GM was expecting to see the Beer Truck when he regained the main road but he was
to be badly disappointed because the Hares had other ideas. Their thought processes
were such that they decided that the pack needed to stretch its legs for a little longer
before providing any sustenance.
The approximate route of Run 1505
[Scale: 1:20,000 or 5 cm 1 km]
And so the pack ventured north along the main road, past the petrol station, and then
turned left and ran for a further 350-m before the welcome sight of Raza Gaha Hasha
and his crew of Beer Wallahs hove into view. The pack was well spread out by this stage
and so an extended Beer Stop was required to allow everyone, including BRB Sai Htet Yan
Oo, to regroup.
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The restart saw Virginal Discharge guide the pack, which had welcomed Free Lili back into
the fold at the Beer Stop, along a small lane heading south that soon opened out into open
ground and meandered via walking-trails to a Check at a sort of T-junction. Here Iron
Maiden and the GM turned right because it seemed like the correct thing to do at the
time and indeed had they got much further than they did before hearing the On Back call
they would have found the paper for the latter part of the trail. As it was the GM had the
pleasure of a 200-m run to get back On Trail again while Iron Maiden decided that it was
against his principles to retreat and so kept going regardless.
After meandering around some more well-formed dirt trails in more bushland, the GM
finally caught up with a rudderless pack at the next Check. There seemed to be confusion
about which way was “On” with co-Hare, Rainbow Balls, following half the pack in one
direction while Virginal Discharge led the rump of the pack in a completely different
direction. Rainbow Balls seemed somewhat confused and so the GM decided to head back
to where the paper had been laid, picked up the real trail, bumped into the Walkers coming
from the opposite direction and finally ended up as BRB chasing Rainbow Balls’ merry band
of men (and Harriettes) who, by then, had got themselves back On Trail.
A nice run through more open bushland ensued and thence it continued over the railway
line to a roadway. Here the Hash gods were smiling on the GM for once because the FRBs
had run a long way along the road but were off paper and the GM was grateful for being
able to read the body language of the Hare when she stopped and headed back across the
tracks. Paper was lost for a while before the Hare directed the pack due south despite
the protestations of Joe Allen and his side-kick Oli Slow that they had already Checked
out this area to no avail. However, the Hare was telling the truth and paper was found
indicating that that the trail did indeed continue south, at least it did until a walled
compound impeded further progress.
Following the wall to the east brought the pack to a road and here here the GM followed
paper southward despite the fact that the Walkers, who had arrived at about the same
time, had crossed the road and followed a footpath on the far side. Of course the GM only
found a very large ‘’ for his troubles and had the pleasure of a 200-m run to get back On
Trail again.
From this point it was almost all over bar the shouting. A last leap over a bit of water to
walk along a levee that separates some very large ponds saw the pack return to the wooded
area that lies alongside the starting point and from there all that was left was to run
across a patch of dirt and so find the Beer Truck once more.
It had been a most excellent run and all was well with the world — at least it was when the
beer started to flow.
The Circle
At this time of year, sunset is just after 5:30 PM and thus, compounded by the length of
time it took to drive to the run site, there was not much daylight left in which to hold a
Circle by the time the run finished and the Walkers finally ambled in. It was not quite the
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earliest sunset of the year (that occurred near the end of November — sunset being at
5:30 PM from 14 Nov to 1 Dec) but, at 5:35 PM, it was close. Throw in the fact that Titty
Titty Bling Bling was hosting her grand birthday soiree later in the evening and it was a
recipe for a short Circle.
Hares, Virginal Discharge, Rainbow Balls and Little Boy were given the obligatory
Down Down for a trail that was well laid and actually managed to find bits of new
territory.
There were a couple of Virgins to welcome: Ma Ei was a local lass who said that Iron
Maiden made her cum while Sam McHugh was a pilot friend of ex YH3 Hasher Tiny
Slit who, we were told, had insisted that he cum along.
There was a good sprinkling of Returnees, some of whom had not been seen for a long
time: Oli last ran on 19 Mar; Clifford the big red cock on 29 Oct; Bina, Free Lili, and
Box of Cocklets last showed up on 12 Nov whilst Oral Titillation was last seen on 13
Nov.
Clifford the big red cock was given a double Down Down in honour of her 50th Run
with the YH3
It was, sadly, the last Hash of Too Drunk to Cum who completed 35 Hashes in the
year that she was in town, having commenced her YH3 career on 19 December. She
will be missed as she cavorts in the snowy wastelands of Nova Scotia.
Natalie Sanchez was obviously desperate for a drink because she charged herself
for littering On Trail and self-confessed to throwing away an empty water bottle.
Naughty Canuk!
The On On On
There were rumours that a segment of the Hash, led by the Hares, wanted to go 10-pin
bowling on the way home. However, people seemed more inclined to go home for a shower
and step into their glad rags to go to Titty Titty Bling Bling’s 2016-themed party on the
roof of the Alfa Hotel.
There was no bowling but fabulous night-time views of the Shwedagon viewed through the
bottom of a cocktail glass was not a bad piece of compensation!
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Nha Trang H3 4th Anniversary Nha Trang, Vietnam 24 to 26 Mar 2017 Thai Nash Hash Pattaya, Thailand 2 to 4 Jun 2017 EuroHash 2017 Vienna, Austria 7 to 9 Jul 2017 Sydney H3 50th Anniversary Sydney, Australia 19 to 25 Sep 2017 Mekong Indochina Hash XIX Vientiane, Laos 3 to 5 Nov 2017 Interhash 2018 Nadi, Fiji 25 to 27 May 2018
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The 1505th Run in Pictures © Raza Gaha Hasha and Drippy Bum Sweat
Hares
Where did everyone go?
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Venue: TBA
Time: 6:30 PM for a 7:00 PM start
Cost: K 15,000 or thereabouts
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