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FUNNY QUOTES
® always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
-margaret mead
®people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov
®get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
- Mark Twain
® Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard
® I belive that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
- Ron White
® A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- Lana Turner
® Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
- Don Marquis
® Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
- Anthony Burgess
® A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's:She changes it more often.
- Oliver Herford
® Rose are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
- Oscar Levant
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