FOURFOURCATHOLIC CATHOLIC MOTHERS...MOTHERS...
.........Over coffee one day, four Catholic mothers are proudly
discussing their four sons' achievements in
life.
First mother, her voice full of pride, says
" My son is a Priest, and when he enters the room everyone calls him Reverend "...................
Second mother,
with a little smirk on her face says " My son is a bishop and when he
enters the room everyone calls him Your Excellency ".....................
Third mother:
" Far be it from trying to humiliate you, but my son is a Cardinal and when he enters the room everyone calls
him Your Eminency"................
The fourth mother takes a sip from her coffee,
and the others look at her questioningly as if to say
“sure he is not the Pope !”, and she then whispers in awe
and adoration :
"My son is a formidable, "My son is a formidable, 190 centimetres tall and 190 centimetres tall and
very muscular very muscular stripper, ..........................stripper, .......................... and when he enters the and when he enters the room people go into a room people go into a
trance and yell out at the trance and yell out at the tops of their voices: tops of their voices:
..O H ..M Y..O H ..M Y ..G O D..G O D!“!“
Top Related