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Im very excited that youre holding the Kindle edition of Diary of a Wimpy Kid in your hands.
When I read my first e-book on a Kindle, I was amazed at
the possibilities. Carrying a whole library around with me on a
device I could fit in the palm of my hand? Amazing.
Whats been very rewarding to me as an author has been
seeing kids carrying their dog-eared copies of Diary of a
Wimpy Kid with them. The Kindle allows kids to have the
whole series at their fingertips, and the reading experience
is crisp and clean every time . . . with no chance of today's
breakfast staining the pages.
Thank you for purchasing Diary of a Wimpy Kid on your
Kindle. I hope it gives you lots of laughs and you have as
much fun reading it as I did writing it.
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September
Tuesday
First of all, let me get something straight: This
is aJournal
, not a diary. I know what itsays on the cover, but when Mom went out to
buy this thing Ispecifically told her to
get one that didnt say diary on it.
Great. All I need is for some jerk to catch me
carrying this book around and get the wrong idea.
The other thing I want to clear up right away
is that this wasmom s idea, not mine.
But if she thinks Im going to write down my
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feelings in here or whatever, shes crazy. So
just dont expect me to be all Dear Diary this
and Dear Diary that.
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The only reason I agreed to do this at all is
because I figure later on when Im rich and
famous, Ill have better things to do than
answer peoples stupid questions all day long. Sothis book is gonna come in handy.
Like I said, Ill be famous one day, but for now
Im stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.
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Today is the first day of school, and right now
were just waiting around for the teacher to hurry
up and finish the seating chart. So I figured I
might as well write in this book to pass the time.
By the way, let me give you some good advice. On
the first day of school, you got to be real careful
where you sit. You walk into the classroom and justplunk your stuff down on any old desk and the
next thing you know the teacher is saying
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Jason Brill came in late and almost sat to my
right, but luckily I stopped that from happening
at the last second.
Next period, I should just sit in the middle of a
bunch of hot girls as soon as I step in the
room. But I guess if I do that, it just proves
I didnt learn anything from last year.
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I havealways been into girls, but kids like
Bryce have only come around in the last couple
of years.6
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I remember how Bryce used to act back in
elementary school.
But of course now I dont get any credit for
sticking with the girls all this time.
Like I said, Bryce is the most popular kid in our
grade, so that leaves all the rest of us guys
scrambling for the other spots.
The best I can figure is that Im somewhere
around 52nd or 53rd most popular this year.
But the good news is that Im about to move
up one spot because Charlie Davies is above me,
and hes getting his braces next week.
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I try to explain all this popularity stuff to my
friend Rowley (who is probably hovering right
around the 150 mark, by the way), but I think
it just goes in one ear and out the other with him.
Today we had Phys Ed, so the first thing I
did when I got outside was sneak off to the
basketball court to see if the Cheese was still
there. And sure enough, it was.
Wednesday
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Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.
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My summer did not exactly get off to a great
start, thanks to my older brother Rodrick.
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But I guess I must have made a pretty big
racket because the next thing I knew, Dad was
downstairs, yelling at me for eating Cheerios at
3:00 in the morning.
It took me a minute to figure out what the heck
was going on.
After I did, I told Dad that Rodrick had
played a trick on me, andHe was the one that
should be getting yelled at.
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Dad walked down to the basement to chew
Rodrick out, and I tagged along. I couldnt
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But Rodrick covered up his tracks pretty good.
And to this day, Im sure Dad thinks Ive
got a screw loose or something.
Today at school we got assigned to reading groups.
They dont come right out and tell you if
youre in the Gifted group or the Easy group,
but you can figure it out right away by looking
at the covers of the books they hand out.
Friday
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I was pretty disappointed to find out I got
put in the Gifted group, because that just means
a lot of extra work.
When they did the screening at the end of last
year, I did my best to make sure I got put in
the Easy group this year.
Mom is real tight with our principal, so I ll bet
she stepped in and made sure I got put in the
Gifted group again.
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Mom is always saying Im a smart kid, but that
I just dont apply myself.
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But if theres one thing I learned from Rodrick,
its to set peoples expectations real low so you
end up surprising them by practically doing
nothing at all.
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Unfortunately, Dad wakes up at 6:00 in the
morning no matter what day of the week it
is, and he is not real considerate of the fact
that I am trying to enjoy my Saturday likea normal person.
I didnt have anything to do today so I just
headed up to Rowleys house.
Rowley is technically my best friend, but that is
definitely subject to change.
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Ive been avoiding Rowley since the first day of
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