The Cult of The Doctor

For fun and Intro to Religion classBy Itsnotasiftheywererealninjas

• We believe that The Doctor is real and that the show Doctor Who that cornicles part of his life is based upon real events.

• We believe that the TARDIS is very real and very possible. That Sexy thing.

• We believe that there are aliens out there and that some of them ARE dangerous, which is why we need The Doctor.

• We believe that the Doctor is the Savior of humanity.

• We believe that the Daleks are the root of all evil.• We believe that Rusty, the Dalek, meant that The

Doctor was a good Dalek in that he has hate like a Dalek but chooses good things.

• We are unsure if there is an after life.

What are our beliefs?

• Our sacred cities are Cardiff and London. However the cities of the actors to play the Doctor are also important to us.

• You can find us on the internet. You can find anything on the internet, why not us?

Where can you find us?

• Do NOT have a gun. The Doctor hates them.• Please be wary of all aliens, they may not be as

nice as the Doctor.• DO NOT approach alien tech. It could be

dangerous.• Please allow UNIT and TORCHWOOD to do their

jobs.• Do not swear against the TARDIS or The Doctor.• Point and laugh at archeologists.• Try not to die.• Do NOT ignore coincidences, unless you’re busy

then always ignore coincidences.• Bow ties are cool.

• Tea is good. And declining it is how wars start

What are our rules?

Thank you.