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Welcome to April on Fort Myers Beach! Spring is a wonderful time to be in paradise. With the craziness of spring break gone, this month is definitely a quieter, gentler version of season, but there are still plenty of fun things to do! First and foremost, April is the month when the stars come out – literally – at our Fort Myers Beach Film Festival that begins on April 21st. Check out all the beautifully restored muscle cars at Santini Plaza on April 2nd, at the Classic Car Cruise In and Annual Snowbird Festival. There’ll be lots of great eats, over 40 arts and crafts vendors and much, much more. Be sure and take the opportunity to sample some of our island’s ‘pink gold’ on April 2nd, when St. Raphael’s Episcopal Church holds it’s last All You Can Eat Shrimp Dinner of the season. One thing that is definitely not to be missed is the Friends of the Arts’ final concert of the 2016 season – Jo List and Friends – on April 7th. The quality of these shows are mind-blowing for a small town like ours, and Jo’s event is the

most popular of them all. For golfers and wanna-be-golfers, the Fort Myers Beach Chamber of Commerce is hosting their annual Mini Masters Golf Tourney on April 19th at Jungle Golf. More fun than a barrel of monkeys! Get in touch with your inner self – AHA! A Holistic Approach is offering a number of options for spiritual cleansing this month, including private Sound Healing Sessions on April 20. Party for a great cause on April 24th at the first ever ‘Sound Wave Festival’ at Valerie’s Lounge. Benefiting the Tabarinni Foundation – which provides musical instruments to kids whose families can’t afford them – this event will feature live music, raffles and fun! Spring has sprung! Happy April!

Keri Hendry Weeg

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DAILY ENTERTAINMENT GUIDE, PGS 4 - 31

OUTDOOR RECREATIONAL PARKS, PG 5, 36

OYSTERS, 20 YEARS OF R&R, PG 7

10TH BEACH FILM FESTIVAL, PGS 10, 11

PROGRESS IN PARADISE, PG 12, 13

DINING GUIDE, PGS 20,21

BEACH MAP. PGS, 22, 23

MANATEES, PG 32

STREET PERFORMER HIGHLIGHT, PG 33

HOROSCOPES, PG 34

PUZZLES, PGS 35, 37

FUNNIES, PG 38

PUZZLEANSWERS, PG 38


The April 2016 Entertainment Guide

This listing of local entertainment is provided as a FREE service to our community, with priority given to our advertisers and local non-profit organizations. We require submission of event information for inclusion in this magazine by the 15th of the

preceding month. All listings are provided by entertainment venues and are subject to change.To place your entertainment contact Keri Hendry Weeg at 239-463-4461 by the 15th of the prior month.

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ADDRESSESBay Oaks Recreation Campus, BORC

2731 Oak Street (behind Library)

Bowditch Point Park50 Estero Blvd (north end of island)

Lynn Hall Memorial Park950 Estero Blvd (Times Square)

Matanzas Park Preserve199 Bay Road (behind library)

Newton Park4650 Estero Blvd (near Publix on beach)

Mound House289 Connecticut Street (on bay side)

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All MonthFORT MYERS BEACH COMMUNITY POOL2600 Oak Street. Open MO, WE, FR & SA10am-6pm; SU Noon-6pm. Water aerobics MO, WE & FR 9am. Aqua Jogging SA 9am; Swim Club, SA 10am. 463-5759

FORT MYERS BEACH ART ASSOCIATION GALLERYOpen MO-SA, 10am-3pm; SU, noon-3pm through April 19. From April 20-mid-October, hours are WE & TH 9am-noon. Anything Goes Show closes April 8; Student Scholarship Show, April 9-13; Summer Show opens April 18. Located at the corner of Donora and Shell Mound, 3030 Shell Mound. 463-3909. Free entry.

BAY OAKS RECREATIONAL CAMPUS Gym, tennis courts, outdoor pool, exercise room, senior activities and more. Visitors welcome. Open MO-SA with activities for individuals and families. See Bay Oaks or pick up a newsletter for a full schedule. 239-765-4222.

HISTORIC COTTAGEIsland museum located at 161 Bay Rd, at the entrance to Matanzas Pass Preserve, houses

a collection of artifacts, photos and memorabilia of life on Estero Island. Open WE and SA10am-Noon.

MOUND HOUSE Experience Florida’s natural and cultural history where Estero Island’s oldest standing structure sits atop an ancient Calusa Indian Mound. The Mound House is a unique archaeological and historical site on Fort Myers Beach located directly on Estero Bay and offers a variety of programs for local residents, visitors and school groups. The William H. Case House is now open - come see all the new tours and check out the museum store! Grounds open sunrise to sunset at no charge; Open TU-SA, 9am-4pm. 451 Connecticut Street.

FORT MYERS BEACH LIBRARY Books, newspapers, magazines, Wi-Fi, Lots to see and do. Visitor card available. Hours: MO, TU, TH & FR 9am-5pm; WE 9am-7pm; SA 9am-1pm.

Friday, April 1

FARMERS MARKET7:30-11:30am, Fort Myers Beach

Pool parking lot. Turn at School St. Fresh vegetables, fruit, and seafood are just some of the items that will be available for purchase at this year’s Fort Myers Beach Farmers Market. The market will also be host to vendors selling a vast assortment of fresh produce, live plants, pickles and olives, barbeque, kettle corn and organic dog treats. For more information, call 239-765-4222.

BAY OAKS FITNESS8am, Abs Toner; 8:30am, Aerobics; 9am, Spin; 10:30am, Senior Fitness; 6-9pm, Open Basketball

ABS 61 9:15am, Beach Baptist Church. 30-minute class offering intense and challenging core training. Offered MO, WE & FR. $5/class. Instructor Sue Anderson. 941-224-8467

LAUGHTER YOGA8-9am. Lynn Hall Park (near playground). Lift your mood and laugh your stress away with rhythmic clapping, mild stretching, deep breathing and laughter just for the health of it. No yoga experience needed. Bring towel. Free with paid parking. www.laughteryogawithmegscott.com, 614-216-9371

YOGA AT NEWTON PARK8:15am, Gentle Flow - all levels; 9:30am, Power Yoga - intermediate to advanced. Newton Park. $12 per class. Fort Myers Beach Yoga, LLC. No reservations needed. 239-250-0288.

PROGRESSIVE BRIDGE 9:30am, FMB Woman’s Club, 175 Sterling Street. Open to women/men. Two day advance registration required. $5, Bring lunch - drinks provided. Usually finish by 2:30pm. Call Claire, 454-6612

WATER AEROBICS9am, Beach Pool. Offered MO, WE & FR. 239-463-5759

LAKES PARK REGIONAL FARMERS MARKET9am-1pm, Lakes Park, 7300 Gladiolus Drive, Fort Myers. Fresh local produce, flowers, soaps and more. Parking is free.

PILATES10-11am, First Baptist Church. Offered MO, WE & FR. All ages and levels welcome. Instructor Kristi West. 239-233-1114

SENIOR 61 CLASS10am, Beach Baptist Church. Get a full body workout in this class that begins


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With mild weather and the chaos of spring break and the Shrimp Festival over, April is the perfect month to get out and enjoy the beautiful opportunities our island offers for outdoor recreation. Whether you’re looking for a leisurely stroll and some great scenery or want to get a day’s worth of exercise paddling or biking in the sunshine, Fort Myers Beach has something for everyone - including the beach itself, of course!.

BOWDITCH POINT PARK

Bowditch Point Regional Park is a beautiful and serene 17-acre park that encompasses the entire northern tip of Estero Island. Named for Nathaniel Bowditch, an astronomer and navigator who was responsible for perfecting celestial navigation still utilized today, the park area provides a quiet respite for many residents and visitors. Purchased by Lee County in 1987 to save it from development, the Park is actually a ‘dual use facility’ in which approximately 7 acres are a developed park for passive

recreational use and the remaining 10 acres are designated as a restoration/preserve area. Walking trails carry visitors through varied environments and offer an excellent opportunity for tortoise and bird watching while enjoying panoramic views of Estero Bay. This is also one of the first beaches that Lee County Parks and Recreation made accessible for individuals with disabilities from parking area to the Gulf of Mexico. There is also an accessible boat dock. The free docks feature 10 slips for boats up to 28-feet in length and a paddlecraft launch onto the Great Calusa Blueway Paddling Trail. Bowditch Point Park is a designated Great Florida Birding Trail site. http://floridabirdingtrail.com/. A community of gopher tortoises makes it home in the park and are a favorite of park visitors. Please watch them from a distance and do not feed them. The park area also features tables and grills, available on a first come-first serve basis, in a shaded tropical setting sure to please any picnicker. Restroom and changing facilities are available as well.There is access to over 75 parking spaces within the park at $2 per hour. Maximum vehicle length 20 feet, no trailer or vehicle trailer parking is permitted. Bowditch Point Park is also accessible via the Beach Trolley.

MATANZAS PASS PRESERVE

Be sure to visit Fort Myers Beach’s

‘best kept secret’ - the 60 acres of unspoiled barrier island sanctuary found in Matanzas Pass Preserve. Featuring over 1.25 miles of well-maintained walking trails through four separate ecosystems that mirror what the island looked like when the Calusa Indians roamed its shores, the Preserve contains one of the last maritime oak hammocks in Lee County. Much of the trail is on raised recycled material boardwalk. The gazebo on the shores of Estero Bay offers cooling breezes and beautiful views. There is also a paddle craft landing that is part of the Great Calusa Blueway Paddling Trail so you can also paddle in and enjoy the preserve. Watched over by Lee County Parks and an extremely dedicated group of local volunteers called the ‘Friends of Matanzas Pass Preserve’, the trails are a perfect way to spend a quiet afternoon listening to the wind whisper through the trees. Bring your smart phone and pick up a QR code self-guided tour brochure at the preserve entrance. Learn more about the preserve and the plants and animals that call it home. The Friends of Matanzas Pass Preserve offer several

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with friendly spin bikes, offers strengthening and toning and ends with stretches. 60 min class. Offered MO, WE & FR. $7/class. Instructor Sue Anderson. 941-224-8467

BIRD BEACHES AND MANGROVE CREEKS OF BUNCHE BEACH AND SAN CARLOS BAY 10am-2pm. Bonita Beach. Learn about the wonders of America’s only Mangrove Forest. A protected wild area of shallow waters, lots of birds and a variety of other creatures, including dolphin and manatee. $55. 239-694-5513.

BAY OAKS SOCIAL SENIORS (BOSS) PROGRAMS 10am-1pm, Pickleball; 1-4pm, Mahjong

GEOCACHING 10:30am, Beach Library. Let FLPirate and the Wench (AKA Roger and Jean Primus) who have been geocaching for 9 years and have over 9,000 finds introduce you to this amazing sport. Bring your smartphone. 239-765-8162

AFTERNOON MOVIE AT THE LIBRARY 1:30pm, Beach

Library. Showing “Get Lucky.” To help his indebted brother (Luke Treadaway), a man (T.J. Ramini) hatches a plot to rob a gangster’s (James Cosmo) casino. Pre-register minimum of 1 day in advance. 239-765-8162

ADULT PIRATE CRUISE7pm, Pieces of Eight Adult Pirate Cruise at Salty Sam’s Marina. 90-min adults only cruise with pirate shenanigans. Boarding begins at 6:30pm. $20 Reservations 800-763-7769

SUNSET CELEBRATION5-9pm, Times Square. Live music, food & fun with High Tide

SHRINE BINGO 6:30pm-Early Bird; 7pm-regular. 19171 San Carlos Blvd. three jackpots of up to $250 each. Free coffee during bingo with free donuts at intermission.

WHO’S PLAYING WHERE:FRIDAY, APRIL 1ST

Pete Beard, 1-5pm; Jeffrey Whidby, 6-10pm, PierSide Grill

Dave Collaton, 1-5pm; Anthony Wayne, 6-10pm, Smokin Oyster Brewery

LS3, 1-5pm; A200, 9:30pm-1:30am, Lani Kai Beach Bar

Chucky from Kentucky 12-4pm; Karaoke with Jim, 6-9pm, Bonita Bills

Randy Cormier, 2-5pm; Beth Thompson, 6:30-10:30pm, La Ola

John Kiesling12-4pm,Petey’s Upper Deck

Patrick Murphy1-5pm, Pete’s Time Out

Allan Small 5-8pm, Outrigger

Free Spirit5-9pm, Lani Kai Sun Deck

Father Al & the Jazz Congregation6-9pm, Matanzas on the Bay

Deb & the Dynamics6-9pm, Pinchers Beach Tiki Bar (Wyndham Garden)

Larry Maas6-9pm, Lani Kai Island View

Harry Boyle Show7:30-10:30pm, American Legion

David Johnson7-10pm, Parrot Key

Gatlin 7-10pm, Bootleggers

Live Music 8pm-12am, Castaways

Steve Farst Trio9pm-1am, Cottage

T-Bone Funk9pm-1am, Valerie’s

The Troublemakers10pm-2am, Sunset Beach Tropical Grill

Saturday, April 2

MORNING MEANDER8am, Lakes Park. 7330 Gladiolus Dr. Meet at Shelter A7. Nature walk with Bird Patrol Guide. This easy walk offers the opportunity to see birds in native vegetation with experienced guides pointing out the many species in Lakes Park. Free with paid parking. Bring water, sunscreen and binoculars. For more information call 239-533-7580.

BOATING CLASS8:15am-12:30pm, San Carlos Bay Sail & Power Squadron Classroom, 16048 San Carlos Blvd. This safe boating course, recognized by the national Association of State Boating Law

Administrators covers hull design, docking, anchoring, channel markers, boating emergencies and other topics to make boating safer and more enjoyable. Two-session class, second session is April 9th. $45 Register at www.scbps.com or call 239-466-4040.

YOGA 8:30am, DiamondHead Resort. Iyengar style yoga with Susan Carter. All levels welcome. $12. 209-1698

CYCLE 61 CLASS 8:30-10am, Beach Baptist Church. 40/40 class: Body Pump from 8:30-9:15am followed by Spin from 9:15-10am. Instructor Sue Anderson. 941-224-8467

YOGA ON THE BEACH8:30-9:30am, Just north of the pier. Join Becky Lang for a Level One Flow Yoga practice suitable for most levels. No pre-registration required, suggested donation $10. Parking is $2/hr. Bring yoga mat, sunscreen and water. Weather permitting. www.beckylang.com

AQUA JOGGING 9-10am, Beach Pool. A nonstop full body workout that transitions between jogging and stationary exercise focusing on different muscle groups. 239-463-5759

CLASSIC CRUISE IN AND SNOWBIRD CELEBRATION9am-2pm, Santini Marina Plaza. Classic cars, celebrity judges, Santini Fresh Market, 40+ handmade. homemade vendors featuring Bonez BBQ, fresh seafood from the FMB docks. Cruise in begins at 10am, awards at 11:30am. Free parking. Free admission. To pre-register your Corvette, Classic or Antique car, call Bonnie 239-443-8810 or email [email protected] or cruise in and register on site.

GUIDED KAYAK TOUR9:30am-12:30pm, Mound House. Explore the winding mangrove creeks and hidden backwaters of Estero Bay as only a kayaker can. This unique tour is guided by our staff biologist, an ACA certified kayak instructor, and offers a rare and close up opportunity to experience the abundant natural beauty of Estero and Hell Peckney bays. The tour includes a stopover at an archaeological site, tidal conditions permitting. Every WE and every first and third SA. Maximum 12 participants. $45, reservations required. 239-765-0865

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To most locals - and more than a few regular visitors - the two men who make up the band called The Oysters need no introduction. Joe Monroe and Bryce Barnes have been part of the music scene on this island for so long it almost seems as if they’ve always been here, and those of us who were around in the early 2000’s have fond - if slightly hazy - memories of when their original band - The Oysters Fantastic Band - ruled the beach. During their reign, which occurred during the halcyon years before Hurricane Charley - when Casey’s Alley still rocked and The Reef still roared - it almost seems as though the island was a happier, more innocent place. But what really strikes someone listening to Joe and Bryce perform is the pure, deep, talent they possess. Even when they are playing cover songs, there is a sense that they belong somewhere far from here, on a big stage with lots of lights and a stadium full of screaming fans. Because through all the years, what first drew people to their shows still remains - the energy and love they have for each other and their audience. Bryce and Joe came to our emerald shores on entirely different roads. Both grew up loving and playing music - Bryce told us his first guitar was a plastic one from JC Penney that wasn’t even playable - ‘I wanted to be like Keith Partridge from the Partridge Family’, he said - but the two did not meet until they’d both moved to Fort Myers Beach, some 20+ years ago. “I came from rural Vermont - where I had a guitar in my hand from the age of 2 and taught myself how to play. I came to the beach with my band Engine Joe (a band that also included A200 powerhouse Bob Tabarrini) - we had 27 original songs and we were supposed to be on Fort Myers Beach for one month before heading to California,” Joe said. “That was 21 years ago.” Bryce - who was born in the city of Toledo, Ohio and caught the music bug from his neighbor, who was the nephew of famous DJ Alan Freed (hint, he coined the term ‘rock and roll’) came here to be in the band Blackfoot - who would go on to national renown. “When Rickey (Medlocke) left to join Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Stet (Howland) left for W.A.S.P., John Housley and I got together with T-Bone and started the Oyster Fantastic Band,” Bryce said. “T-Bone played with us for awhile, then Frank Thomson, and when Frankie left, Joe left Engine Joe to fill Frank’s spot.”

The Oysters were something no one on the beach had ever seen before - how can three guys with acoustic guitars and a set of conga drums rock? But rock they did, and everyone loved it. “People would plan their vacations around when we were playing,” said Bryce. “We went to Key West, and our fans followed us there. There was a lot of alcohol involved, and a lot of fun - it was a crazy, crazy time.” But it was more than just booze. Call them a milder, gentler version of who they used to be, but Bryce and Joe still have that special something that draws people to watch them perform, and Bryce still gets calls from fans who want to make sure they’re playing when they visit. Oh, and did we mention they have heaps of talent? “One thing that always got to me was the fact that we played covers,” Bryce said. “I mean, I like playing other peoples’ songs and making them our own, but when you’re opening for a national act and you’re singing a Joan Jett song it just hurts because you know the audience isn’t seeing the real you.” Though both Bryce and Joe have been in other bands - including national acts - where they wrote original tunes, they are especially proud of a new trio they’ve put together with drummer Scott Chesser - a band called The Gist - that features all new songs written by them that truly showcase the depth of musical knowledge and creativity they possess. We won’t give it away, but look for a performance that will be like nothing anyone’s seen before - much like The Oysters were all those years ago. Hint - for a sneak peek, go to reverbnation.com/thegist8. They have also released a CD, which is available on their new website, thegistband.com. To check out The Oysters, visit theoysterband.com. These days, you can catch Bryce and Joe at their regular gigs - Thursdays from 5-10pm at Nervous Nellies and Saturdays from 6-10pm at the Lighthouse Tiki Bar. “It’s amazing really - we are both the lead singers of our band - something that usually never works - but we’ve been together for so long it clicks,” Joe said. “We also play one night a week at The Boathouse in Cape Coral. Between that, both of our daytime businesses, and rehearsing two or three nights a week, we’re pretty busy.”

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mostly of classic rock, with a little country thrown in. This they spice up with their signature lively and hilarious banter, which guarantees that the audience will have a good time. These are two guys who are happy with their life, and it shows. “You know, we’ve both traveled all over the country and there’s just no place like Fort Myers Beach,” said Bryce when we asked him to reflect back on the years. “The experience here

has been a great one - after all, it has supported both of our careers for over 20 years.” The bottom line, Bryce and Joe told us, is that it’s always been about the music. “It’s the one thing that’s been the only constant in our worlds,” Bryce said. “People change, venues change, everything changes. But the music - it’s always there.”

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wonders of America’s only Mangrove Forest. See herons, egrets, pelicans, osprey, roseate spoonbills, dolphins, manatees and more. includes all equipment and a Florida Master Naturalist will be your guide. $40. 239-694-5513.

BAY OAKS SOCIAL SENIORS PROGRAMS10:30am-1pm, Pickleball

CRUISER APPRECIATION DAY 12-3pm, Matanzas on the Bay. Celebrating those who use our beautiful back bay anchorage. Food, raffles, fun and live music by Awesome Sauce. All are welcome!

BAY OAKS FITNESS1-9pm, Open Basketball

BINGO2-5pm, Valerie’s Lounge

SUNSET CELEBRATION 5-9pm. Time Square. Live music, food & fun with Rock Solid

SHRIMP DINNER5-7pm, St. Raphael’s Church, 5601 William’s Dr. Enjoy our area’s finest delicacy, Gulf Pink Shrimp, with homemade cole slaw, baked beans, cornbread, beverages and dessert. $20/per person. Last Shrimp dinner of the season.

WHO’S PLAYING WHERE:SATURDAY, APRIL 2ND

Jammin G’s, 1-6pm; A200, 9:30pm-1:30am, Lani Kai Beach Bar

Scotty Bryan, 12-4pm; Mary Winner, 5-9pm, Petey’s Upper Deck

Chucky from Kentucky 12-4pm & 6-9pm, Bonita Bills

Patrick Murphy, 1-5pm; Dave Collaton, 6-10pm, Smokin Oyster Brewery

Shane Russell, 2-5pm; Phil Oxford, 6:30-10:30pm, La Ola

Frank Thompson 1-5pm; Greg Watts, 6-10pm, PierSide Grill

Jeff Greene1-5pm, Pete’s Time Out

Tommy V. Duo2-5pm, Bootleggers

Meagan Rose & Smokin’ Bill2-5pm, Outrigger


Backlash 6-9pm, Pinchers Beach Tiki Bar (Wyndham Garden)


Frank Torino7-10pm, Parrot Key

Live Music 8pm-12am, Castaways

3 Crooked Steps9pm-1am, Cottage

NostalJah 10pm-2am, Sunset Beach Tropical Grill

Sunday, April 3

JAZZ BRUNCH11:30am-3pm, Matanzas on the Bay. Gourmet brunch menu, waterside dining, jazz with Father Al & the Jazz Congregation

BINGONoon-3pm. American Legion, 899 Buttonwood Dr.

NASCAR PARTY1:13pm, STP 500. Hoosiers in Paradise

WHO’S PLAYING WHERE:SUNDAY, APRIL 3RD

James Gragg, 1-5pm; Lee Hagen, 6-10pm, Smokin Oyster Brewery

Royce Allgood 1-5pm; Smokin Bill, 6-10pm, PierSide Grill

Sean Bright, 1-5pm; Patrick Murphy, 6-10pm, Pete’s Time Out

Two Hands, 1-4pm; Chucky from Kentucky, 6-9pm, Bonita Bills

Jammin G’s, 1-6pm; DK TK, 6pm-12am, Lani Kai Beach Bar

Gregg Watts 12-4pm; Wendell Ray, 6-9pm, Petey’s Upper Deck

Laurie Star, 2-5pm; Chris Kemp, 6:30-10:30pm, La Ola

Deb & the Dynamics1-4pm, Doc Fords

Small Town 2-5pm, Outrigger

Toucan Do 2-5pm, Bootleggers

Devon Myers 2-6pm, Sunset Beach Tropical Grill

Sam DeArmond 5-8pm, Pinchers Beach Tiki Bar (Wyndham Garden)


Michael DiAmore7-10pm, Parrot Key

Troublemakerz9pm-1am, Cottage

Monday, April 4

CYCLE 61 CLASSES8am, Spin; 9:15am, Abs; 10am, Senior Spin and Tone. Beach Baptist. See Apr 1

BAY OAKS FITNESS8am, Abs Toner; 8:30am, Aerobics; 9am, Spin; 10:30am, Senior Fitness; 6-9pm, Open Basketball


BEACH YOGA9am, Access 22 (Connecticut Street). This is an intermediate level Vinyasa style class, bring a towel/mat, water, sunglasses & sunscreen. $10 to join, weather permitting. Laura Paradiso, 203-305-1663. lauraparadiso.com.

PILATES10-11am, First Baptist Church. See Apr 1

BAY OAKS SOCIAL SENIORS PROGRAMS10am-1pm, Pickleball; 12pm, Dominoes; 12:30-3:30pm, Social Bridge (at Chapel By the Sea); 6:30-9:30pm, Pickleball

ZIKA VIRUS10:30am, Beach Library. Glenda with the FMB Mosquito Control will provide information and answer questions about the Zika Virus and what is being done to control it on the Beach. 239-765-8162

TRUSTING YOUR GUT FEELINGS 1:30pm, Beach Library. Join Lenka Spiska, LMT, Medical Intuologist, as she shares her own experiences of using intuition in collaboration with a medical doctor to empower healing. Learn how you can too. 239-765-8162

BINGO 2-5pm, Valerie’s Lounge. 466-7788

CAR SHOW 5-7pm, Salty Sam’s Marina. Hot rods, custom trucks and classic cars. Live music, food and drink specials along with a number of door prizes. Free and open to the public. 239-463-3257.

YOGA 6pm, DiamondHead Resort. Iyengar style yoga with

Susan Carter. All levels welcome. $12. 209-1698

WHO’S PLAYING WHERE:MONDAY, APRIL 4TH

Anthony Wayne, 1-5pm; Chris Casdia, 6-10pm, PierSide Grill

Nelson Williams, 12-4pm; Open Mic Jam Night, 6-9pm, Bonita Bills

DJ TK, 1-5pm; Steve Farst Experience, 8:30pm-12:30am, Lani Kai Beach Bar

Rob Matson, 1-5pm, Anthony Wayne, 6-10pm, Pete’s Time Out

Briz & Lady, 2-5pm; Smokin Bill, 6:30-10:30pm, La Ola

Thomas Hoffmaster4-7pm, Bootleggers

Geo 5-8pm, Outrigger

Ira Wilkes 5-8pm, Pinchers Beach Tiki Bar (Wyndham Garden)

Scotty Bryan5-9pm, Petey’s Upper Deck

Sideshow Bob5-9pm, Lani Kai Sun Deck

Will Kiser6-10pm, Smokin Oyster Brewery

Frank Torino 7-10pm, Parrot Key

3 Crooked Steps 9pm-1am, Cottage

Tuesday, April 5

PUMP 61 CLASS8am, Beach Baptist Church. Sculpt and define all muscles with this 60 min class using barbells, plates and hand weights. $7/class. Offered TU & TH. Instructor Sue Anderson, 941-224-8467

FLOW STYLE YOGA9am, Bay Oaks - $10/member, $12/non-members; 11am, on the sand at Pink Shell Resort - $10/person. All levels. Laura Paradiso, 203-305-1663. lauraparadiso.com.

BAY OAKS FITNESS9am, Yoga; 9am Body Sculpt; 10:15am, Line Dancing; 6pm, Open Inline Hockey; 6-9pm, Open Volleyball

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One the best things about April on Fort Myers Beach is our annual Film Festival. Now celebrating its 10th anniversary in 2016, this unique island event really does make the ‘stars come out’, and this year will be the extra special because organizers have planned for a mix of old and new. “This year we’re going to be focusing on films from the past to the future,” said Executive Director Janeen Paulauskis. “I’ve been with the festival since day one, so this has been a lot of fun going back and reliving those memories as I plan for this year’s event.” Film festivals - previously sponsored by the Town of Fort Myers Beach - were a yearly occurrence on our island from 2001-2005, when a post-Charley council decided to stop funding the event. These early festivals were a huge hit in our little community, bringing in names like Tim Curry and Hilary Duff, with hundreds of films being submitted. For years after, much talk was heard about bringing it back as an independent nonprofit, and in 2012 the Friends of the Arts organization was formed and returned the popular festival to its

earlier glory. Janeen told us that - over the past few months - filmmakers from all over the United States have been submitting their shorts, documentaries and full-length features for award consideration by judges at the Fort Myers Film Festival. “The Festival continues to delight audiences of all ages as we celebrate the art of independent filmmaking,” she said. “We are also going to have some of our past filmmaker winners and actors returning, as they remember us and the film festival fondly. I keep hearing from more and more of them - including a young actress who now has a starring role on the television show NCIS.” The Festival kicks off on Wednesday, April 20 at 2 p.m. with the opening ceremony at the Beach Theater, 6425 Estero Blvd., Fort Myers Beach, followed by full day of screenings at the theater until 11pm. Films continue throughout the week (3-11pm at the theater) with lunch and learn workshops on Friday, April 22 and Saturday, April 23, 11 a.m. –

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Those of you who haven’t been to our island in a few months are no doubt wondering what’s going on. Confronted with a maze of Bob’s Barricades upon coming over the bridge, visitors to our island this month will understandably have questions. The most important answer is, yes, we are open for business and what’s happening is a long-needed water and road improvement project that will eventually benefit everyone. And as with any improvements that involve a heavily-traveled roadway like Estero Boulevard, there will be some delays but local businesses and the Town of Fort Myers Beach are working hard to ensure those delays are minimal and our guests’ stay on the island remains a pleasant one. The first part of this project, called ReFresh Fort Myers Beach, actually broke ground in 2013 when workers began replacing the Town’s aging – and often broken – water system. Approved by a huge majority of island voters via referendum in 2008, the project started with side streets off of Estero Boulevard and moved to the main road in anticipation of Lee County’s plans to upgrade Estero with sidewalks, landscaping and water drainage. The second part of the project, run by Lee County (owner of Estero Blvd.) is a reconstruction of the boulevard itself - including long-needed upgrades such as sidewalks, bicycle paths, new sewer

lines and drainage improvements. The really good news for April is that the first phase of the Estero Blvd. part of the waterline replacement project is complete, as workers have finished laying in all the water pipes and a new natural gas line between Time Square and Lovers Lane. The bottlenecks resulting from alternating single lane traffic in certain areas is now pretty much resigned to memory, as workers are able to keep two lanes of traffic flowing while they finish sealing off the old water pipe and do some patchwork on side streets. Kaye Molnar of Cella Molnar and Associates, spokesperson for both projects, told us that – throughout the month of April – the county’s project – from Crescent Street to Lovers Lane – will be humming right along. “During April, the county’s crews will basically be doing three things: continuing with the installation of sanitary sewer lines under Estero Boulevard on the bay side; then, once they get far enough ahead, they will drop back and remove the sidewalk in order to install conduits for future lighting and fiber optics under the sidewalk area,” she said. “Pretty quickly after that, they will put the sidewalk back in.” Once the new sewer lines and conduits are in, the county will go in

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and replace the boulevard itself, complete with all the additions – such as bigger sidewalks – depicted on the project’s website, www.refreshfmb.com. At press time, the county’s workers have installed new sanitary sewer lines from Crescent Street down to Tropical Shores Way. Those traversing this section of the boulevard in the first part of April will notice traffic shifting from side of Estero to the other, as crews begin to reslope the road. “When the road is finished, the drainage system will be in the middle so Estero Boulevard will slope towards the center,” Molnar said. “To accomplish that and still keep two travel lanes open, traffic lanes will be shifted around so be prepared to switch from side to side.”Molnar told us that – except for unforeseen, intermittent problems - two lanes of traffic are kept open at all times during this work, and that pedestrians are re-routed to an adjacent newly asphalted area to walk on while the sidewalk is torn up.The Town is working with visitors, residents and businesses to address their biggest concerns and schedule work hours accordingly. For safety

reasons, much of the work must be done during daylight hours but work is halted on weekends to make way for visitors. Keep in mind that the busiest traffic times are between 3pm and 5pm, with traffic relatively light the rest of the day usually. The Greater Fort Myers Beach Area Chamber of Commerce is doing everything they can to make the process easier. They are answering questions and providing help to any business, visitor or resident who needs it at their location in Key Estero Plaza, 1661 Estero Blvd. To download a ‘Pardon Our Progress – Fort Myers Beach Construction Survival Toolkit’, go to www.fortmyersbeach.org for a list of links, taxi and bus services and other information. To learn more about the project itself, go to www.refreshfmb.com. “We are open for business,” said Chamber President Bud Nocera. “These are growing pains that are signs of greater economic prosperity on the island.” So please Pardon Our Progress - we live in paradise!

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through a free, guided walk along the shore by Mound House staff biologist and Florida Master Naturalist, Parke Lewis. Wear sunscreen, appropriate clothing, shoes and hats. Approx.1 hour. 765-0865

BAY OAKS SOCIAL SENIORS (BOSS) PROGRAMS 9am-noon, BOCCE; 6-9pm, Duplicate Bridge (at Chapel By the Sea)

SANTINI SUNRISE FRESH MARKET 9am-1pm, Santini Marina Plaza. The Santini Sunrise Fresh Market, located in Santini Marina Plaza. Family friendly market showcasing farm fresh produce, handmade crafts and jewelry, delicious food, live entertainment, and local information about Fort Myers Beach. The market operates every Tuesday until Easter. New vendors welcome, call Bonnie Roberts at 239-433-8810. Every dollar spent at the farmer’s market is another dollar re-invested in the local economy!

CALOOSA CARVERS DEMOS 9:30am-noon, Mound House. Free and open to the public. Featuring wood carving demonstrations using several replica artifacts from the Mound House. Free. 239-765-0865.

TODDLER TUESDAY10-11am. Bay Oaks Recreational Campus. A classroom and portion of the gym will be dedicated to those 4 and under. This is a drop in program that allows parents and their little ones a chance to explore and play in a fun and safe environment. 1st TU of every month. Free/member; $4/non-member. 239-765-4222.

ESTUARY KAYAK TOUR IN ESTERO BAY 10am-1pm. Bonita Beach. See Apr 2

LIVERPOOL RUMMY 10am, FMB Woman’s Club. 175 Sterling Street. Open to men, too. 463-3755.

EFT FOR RELATIONSHIPS11am-12:30pm, AHA! A Holistic Approach Center for Health & Harmony. 15971 McGregor Blvd. Discover how tapping can help you put aside unsatisfying relationship patterns and feelings of being disconnected, unloved and drained by others and past memories. $149. 233-433-5995

HISTORY MEETS BIOLOGY11am and 2pm, Mound House. Discover and learn about the

complex relationship spanning over 2,000 years of human interaction with the tremendous natural resources of the Estero Bay Estuary. Learn what an important role the coastal environment was to the Calusa Indians, Cuban fisher folk, pioneers and scientists who lived at the Mound House. $5, free for Mound House members. 239-765-0865

DRIVING SAFER LONGER1:30pm, Beach Library. Syndi Bultman, Injury Prevention Manager of Trauma Services with Lee Memorial Hospital, will give an overview of what to do to be safer while driving and alert you to some important things to have checked on a regular basis. 239-765-8162

YOGA 5:45pm. Newton Park. Enjoy a panoramic Gulf view as you enjoy this drop in yoga class for all levels. Bring yoga mat and straps if possible. $10/class. Instructor Susan Carter 765-0865

6 WEEK BEGINNER SELF DEFENSE 6:30-8:30pm, AHA! A Holistic Approach Center for Health & Harmony, 15971 McGregor, Fort Myers. Learn to increase your situational awareness, improve awareness of aggressor mentality, appropriate levels of force, basic strikes, transitions & submissions, basic defenses to strikes, holds and disarming. $99. 239-433-5995

THE MUSIC OF RODGERS AND HAMMERSTEIN7:30pm, Shell Point Village. Join us for the brilliant music of two legendary men, with songs from their celebrated collaborations: South Pacific, The Sound of Music, State Fair, The King and I, Carousel, and Oklahoma. Broadway stars Sarah Pfisterer and Sean MacLaughlin will present this lively tribute to the music of Rodgers & Hammerstein. $36. 239-454-2067

WHO’S PLAYING WHERE:TUESDAY, APRIL 5TH

Pete Beard 1-5pm; Royce Allgood, 6-10pm, PierSide Grill

Nelson Williams, 12-4pm; Karaoke with Jim, 6-9pm, Bonita Bills

Rob Matson, 1-5pm, Royce Allgood, 6-10pm, Pete’s Time Out

DJ Firedog, 1-5pm; Remedy, 8:30pm-12:30am, Lani Kai Beach Bar

Wayne DeLoria, 2-5pm; Phil Oxford, 6:30-10:30pm, La Ola

Robert Blakey4:30-7:30pm, Bootleggers

Meagan Rose 5-8pm, Outrigger

John Friday5-9pm, Petey’s Upper Deck

Beauty and the Bass5-9pm, Lani Kai Sun Deck

Just the 2 Of Us6-9pm, Lani Kai Island View

Anthony Wayne6-10pm, Smokin Oyster Brewery

Gatlin Dinner Show7-10pm, Parrot Key

Ira Wilkes 8pm-12am, Castaways

The Bad Banditos9pm-1am, Cottage

Robbie Hutto9pm-1am, Valerie’s

Wednesday, April 6


BAY OAKS FITNESS8am, Spin; 8:30am, Aerobics; 6-9pm, Open Basketball

YOGA 8:30am, DiamondHead Resort. Iyengar style yoga with Susan Carter. All levels welcome. $12. 765-7654


COMMERCIAL FISHING FLEET TOUR 9am -Noon. Ostego Bay Foundation. Includes a 90 min. guided visit in the Museum that contains a touch tank, hands-on beach area and several aquariums and exhibits. The Tour continues with visits to local shrimp industry locations. $15/adult; $10 children over 6. Reservations required. 765-8101.

BEACH BAPTIST FARMER’S MARKET9am-2pm, Beach Baptist Parking Lot. Fresh vegetables, crafts, sunglasses and more.

GUIDED KAYAK TOUR9:30am-12:30pm, Mound House. See Apr 2

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10am, Good Time Charters at Snook Bight Marina. $40/person includes board rental. Book online at goodtimecharter.com or 239-218-8014

BAY OAKS SOCIAL SENIORS PROGRAMS10am-1pm, Pickleball

PILATES 10-11am, First Baptist Church. See Apr 1

FARMER’S MARKET10am-3pm, The Village Shoppes at Health Park, corner of Summerlin and Bass Roads, Ft. Myers. Rain or shine.

BAY OAKS SOCIAL SENIORS – MONTHLY POTLUCK Noon, Chapel By the Sea. The Town of Fort Myers Beach provides the fried chicken, beverages and utensils. You bring dish to share. Guest speakers. Free/member; $4/non-member. 239-765-4222

IN SEARCH OF WILD ORCHIDS 1:30pm, Beach Library. Stig Dalstrom, the Wild Orchid Man and filmmaker, Darryl Saffer, treks deep into the Everglades in search of the rare ghost orchid. A Must See for any Orchid Lover 239-765-8162

BINGO 6:30-9:30pm, American Legion, 899 Buttonwood.

TEXAS HOLD ‘EM7pm, Valerie’s

WHO’S PLAYING WHERE:WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6TH

Smokin’ Bill 1-5pm; Ya-Ya, 6-10pm, PierSide Grill

Dave Collaton, 1-5pm, Anthony Wayne, 6-10pm, Pete’s Time Out

DJ TK, 1-5pm; 10,000 Views, 10pm-1am, Lani Kai Beach Bar

Eric Phelps, 2-5pm; DVS Duo, 7-10pm, La Ola

Chucky From Kentucky12-4pm, Bonita Bills

Sam DiAmore4:30-7:30pm, Bootleggers

Endre D 5-8pm, Outrigger

Cadillac Blue5-8pm, Pinchers Beach Tiki Bar (Wyndham Garden)

Pete Beard5-9pm, Petey’s Upper Deck

Rich Lancaster5-9pm, Lani Kai Sun Deck

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Frank Thompson6-10pm, Smokin Oyster Brewery


Live Music8pm-12am, Castaways

Steve Farst9pm-1am, Cottage

Thursday, April 7

PUMP 61 CLASS 8am, Beach Baptist Church. See Apr 5

BAY OAKS FITNESS9am, Yoga; 9am, Body Sculpt; 10:15am, Line Dancing; 6-9pm, Open Basketball

FLOW STYLE YOGA9am, Bay Oaks - $10/member, $12/non-members; 6:30pm, sunset beach yoga on the sand at Pink Shell Resort - $10/person. All levels. Laura Paradiso, 203-305-1663. lauraparadiso.com.

BAY OAKS SOCIAL SENIORS (BOSS) PROGRAMS 12pm, Dominoes; 12:30-3:30, Social Bridge (at Chapel By the Sea)

IMPERIAL RIVER/ESTERO BAY KAYAK TOUR10am-2pm. Bonita Beach. Visit this lovely river as it gently pours into Estero Bay through winding mangrove mazes, a very productive estuarine environment with up to 300 species of birds and a wide variety of aquatic species. See how important the estuaries of the world are to life on this planet. $50. 239-694-5513.

GETTING STARTED WITH YOUR IPAD/IPHONE10:30am, Beach Library. Facilitated by Betsy Mangan, learn the basics-including searching the Internet, taking pictures, e-mail, changing settings and organizing Apps. Pre-register. 239-765-8162

MEET YOUR ARTIST OF THE MONTH 3:30-4:30pm, Beach Library Commons. Meet Carol Williams, founder of MoodsArts and member of SWFL Art League and discover her love

for the sun, sea and tropics. 239-765-8162

CORN HOLE COMPETITION5pm, Beach Bowl, 17651 San Carlos Boulevard. 239-466-3033

BINGO NIGHT6-9pm, Valerie’s Lounge

BINGO 7pm, Bayside Estates Clubhouse, 17601 San Carlos Boulevard. 239-481-0163

JO LIST & FRIENDS CONCERT 7-9pm, Fish Tale Marina Boat Barn. The Friends of the Arts Boat Barn Concert Series wraps up the season with Jo List & Friends bringing their popular show back to the Barn with Joe McConaghy on keyboards, singer/songwriter Michael Oakland on guitar, Bill Rountree on bass and vocals and percussionist Carveth Clauson. Tickets are $25 and available now at the Fish Tale Marina office.

WHO’S PLAYING WHERE:THURSDAY, APRIL 7TH

Smokin’ Bill 1-5pm; Pete Beard, 6-10pm, PierSide Grill

Chucky from Kentucky, 1-4pm; Deb & Ray, 6-9pm, Bonita Bills

Rob Matson, 1-5pm, James Gragg, 6-10pm, Pete’s Time Out

DJ Firedog, 1-5pm; White Girl Wasted, 10pm-1am, Lani Kai Beach Bar


Frank Thompson, 1-5pm; Dave Collaton, 6-10pm, Smokin Oyster Brewery

Two Hands5-8pm, Outrigger

N2L 5-8pm, Pinchers Beach Tiki Bar (Wyndham Garden)

Anthony Wayne5-9pm, Lani Kai Sun Deck


Mary Winner5-9pm, Petey’s Upper Deck


Gatlin7-10pm, Bootleggers

The New Vinyls9pm-1am, Cottage

Friday, April 8

FARMERS MARKET7:30-11:30am, Fort Myers Beach Pool parking lot. See Apr 1


BAY OAKS FITNESS See Apr 1

LAUGHTER YOGA8-9am. Lynn Hall Park (near playground). See Apr 1

YOGA AT NEWTON PARK8:15am, Gentle Flow - all levels; 9:30am, Power Yoga - intermediate to advanced. Newton Park. See Apr 1

PROGRESSIVE BRIDGE 9:30am, FMB Woman’s Club, 175 Sterling Street. See Apr 1


LAKES PARK REGIONAL FARMERS MARKET 9am-1pm, Lakes Park, 7300 Gladiolus Drive, Fort Myers. See Apr 1

MUSIC THERAPY10:30am, Beach Library. Learn all about the amazing benefits music therapy can provide from Tracey Kinnunen, a musical therapist at the Golisano Children’s Hospital of SWFL. 239-765-8162

BAY OAKS SOCIAL SENIORS PROGRAMS. See Apr 1

PILATES 10-11am, First Baptist Church. Offered MO, WE & FR. See Apr 1

NAKED MEADOW 1:30pm, Beach Library. Local author wrob presents Naked Meadow, essays and poems. Come prepared for a relaxing and stimulating time. 239-765-8162

ADULT PIRATE CRUISE7pm, Pieces of Eight Adult Pirate Cruise at Salty Sam’s Marina. See Apr 1


SHRINE BINGO6:30pm-Early Bird; 7pm-regular. 19171 San Carlos Blvd. See Apr 1

WHO’S PLAYING WHERE:FRIDAY, APRIL 8TH




Sideshow Bob & Scotty, 1-5pm; DVS, 9:30pm-1:30am, Lani Kai Beach Bar

Pete Beard, 1-5pm; Jeff Whidby, 6-10pm, PierSide Grill

John Kiesling12-4pm, Petey’s Upper Deck


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YOGA 8:30am, DiamondHead Resort. See Apr 2

CYCLE 61 CLASS8:30-10am, 40/40: Body Pump & Spin. Beach Baptist Church. See Apr 2

YOGA ON THE BEACH8:30-9:30am, Just north of the pier. See Apr 2

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Bay Oaks Fitness. See Apr 2

AQUA JOGGING9-10am, Beach Pool. See Apr 2

ART EXHIBIT10am-3pm, FMB Art Association Gallery, 3030 Shell Mound Blvd. Local student art exhibit runs from April 9-13. Reception Apr 10 from 3-5pm. All are welcome. This exhibit includes college bound seniors from Cypress Lake Center for the Arts, Cypress Lake High School and Cypress Lake Middle School. Free.



IYENGAR RESTORATIVE SEQUENCE 1-4:30pm, AHA! A Holistic Approach Center for Health & Harmony, 15971 McGregor, Fort Myers. In this 3-hour exploration, you are guided through an energy restoring sequence attributed to B.K.S Iyengar. Visual aids are used to support your understanding of how to use the many props. $55. 239-433-5995


SUNSET CELEBRATION 5-9pm. Time Square. Live music, food & fun with Vinyl Countdown

NASCAR PARTY7:46pm, Duck Commander 500. Hoosiers in Paradise

WHO’S PLAYING WHERE:SATURDAY, APRIL 9TH

Jammin G’s, 1-6pm; Live Music, 9:30pm-1:30am, Lani Kai Beach Bar







Alan Small2-5pm, Bootleggers



Off the Chain6-9pm, Pinchers Beach Tiki Bar (Wyndham Garden)




Hester Prynn8pm-12am, Castaways

Troublemakers9pm-1am, Cottage

Sunday, April 10


ART EXHIBIT 12-3pm, FMB Art Association Gallery, 3030 Shell Mound Blvd. Local student art exhibit runs from April 9-13. Reception Apr 10 from 3-5pm. All are welcome. This exhibit includes college bound seniors from Cypress Lake Center for the Arts, Cypress Lake High School and Cypress Lake Middle School. Free.

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Small Town2-5pm, Outrigger

Toucan Do2-5pm, Bootleggers

Devon Myers 2-6pm, Sunset Beach Tropical Grill

Rich Lancaster5-8pm, Pinchers Beach Tiki Bar (Wyndham Garden)




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BEACH YOGA 9am, Access 22 (Connecticut Street). See Apr 4


ART EXHIBIT 10am-3pm, FMB Art Association Gallery. See Apr 9.

BAY OAKS SOCIAL SENIORS (BOSS) PROGRAMS. SEE APR 4

BAY OAKS FITNESS. See Apr 4

WINDOWS 1010:30am, Beach Library. Live demo of Windows 10 and learn to take advantage of Windows 10’s new features. What about apps? Pre-register. 239-765-8162


YOGA 6pm, DiamondHead Resort. Iyengar style yoga with Susan Carter. See Apr 4







Alan Small4:30-7:30pm, Bootleggers


Ira Wilkes 5-8pm, Pinchers Beach Tiki Bar (Wyndham Garden)






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PUMP 61 CLASS8am, Beach Baptist Church. See Apr 5

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FLOW STYLE YOGA9am, Bay Oaks; 11am, on the sand at Pink Shell Resort. See Apr 5

GUIDED BEACH WALK9am. Newton Park, 4650 Estero Blvd. See Apr 5

ART EXHIBIT10am-3pm, FMB Art Association Gallery. See Apr 9.


SANTINI SUNRISE FRESH MARKET 9am-1pm, Santini Marina Plaza. See Apr 5

TODDLER TUESDAY10-11am. Bay Oaks Recreational Campus. See Apr 5




SHELLS OF OUR SHORES11am and 2pm, Mound House. From the Gulf of Mexico to our beaches, this engaging display and discussion showcases many of our unique and beautiful seashells. Learn about their place in the natural environment and the seashells’ historic importance to the people of our island, not only as objects of beauty, but as food, building material, weapons and tools. $5, free for Mound House members. 239-765-0865

CHARITY FUNDRAISER FOR THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY12pm-1am, The Cottage. Live music, raffles, silent auctions as

well as a chance to win a free Prime Rib dinner every Friday for a year at the Gulfshore Grill. The Steve Farst Trio, Charlie Moon, The New Vinyls, Troublemakers and The Bad Banditos.

PERSONAL SAFETY 1:30pm, Beach Library. Learn first-hand from the Lee County Sheriff’s Office about what you can do to make yourself less of a target for criminals who may attack you at the ATM, parking lots, at home or traveling. 239-765-8162

YOGA 5:45pm. Newton Park. See Apr 5

6 WEEK BEGINNER SELF DEFENSE 6:30-8:30pm, AHA!

PINCHERS BEACH TIKI BAR 239-463-2909

Home of the 2 for 1 Happy Hour All Day Every Day this is a perfect choice for lunch, afternoon snacks or a sunset dinner. Offering tasty seafood creations, sandwiches, salads, ribs and pasta plus a full bar. Open for lunch and dinner.Call ahead seating available. Located behind the Wyndham Garden Hotel. Live music every weekend. Hours: 11am-10pm. 6890 Estero Blvd., FMB MAP #4 PinchersUSA.com

PIERSIDE GRILL & BLOWFISH BAR 239-765-7800Located right next to the Public Pier in Time Square, this is the perfect spot to enjoy a Gulf-side meal, snack or cold drink. Featuring their almost famous beach bread, incredible seafood platter and award-winning ribs, this is a great place for the whole family with kid’s meals available. The Blowfish Bar offers a full liquor bar and award-winning frozen drinks. Live Music every afternoon & evening. Hours: 11am-11pm.

1000 Estero Blvd., FMB MAP #5 PierSideGrill.com

BEACH BUMS 239-314-5384

Under the new ownership of Lonnie and Laura, this café offers a bright, clean atmosphere with a large selection of tasty items to choose from including flatbreads, salads, subs and wraps, pizza, lobster rolls and calzones. Beer and wine available. Desserts include cheesecake, key lime pie and cannoli! Outdoor pet-friendly seating. And they deliver! Open 11am-2:30am daily.

1190 Estero Blvd., FMB MAP #31 beachbumsftmyersbeach.coms

PETE’S TIME OUT 239-463-5900This open-air favorite right in the heart of Times Square is one of the oldest family establishments in the area. Sit outside and watch the action or hang out at the covered bar. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner, featuring fresh grouper to prime rib to chili cheese fries. Or just enjoy a cold beverage from the full bar. Try their famous Mojitos.Live Music • Full Bar Open 7:00 am – 11:00 pm

Times Square, Downtown FMB MAP #8 PetesTimeOut.com

SKYE’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT & MORE 239-463-7707An island institution for over 20 years, Skye’s in Santini Plaza is a gathering place for good food and tasty drinks for both locals and visitors. Serving an American breakfast menu, with sandwiches, soups, salads, appetizers and Mexican entrees and desserts available for lunch and dinner. Happy Hour all day until 6pm. Hours: Breakfast 7am-2pm; Lunch 11am-2pm; Dinner from 2pm.

7205 Estero Blvd., FMB MAP #11 SkyesFortMyers Beach.com

CASTAWAYS BAR & GRILL 239-463-4644

Great hospitality, fun and live music on the island! Open for lunch and dinner with extensive menu including soups, salads, seafood baskets, steaks, burgers and wings. Friendly environment that attracts both locals and visitors. Full bar. Live Music Thursday-Saturday. Hours: 11am-2am.

7205 Estero Blvd., FMB MAP #7 facebook.com/CastawaysFMB

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JACK’S FARM TO FORK 239-463-8615Gulf-front Dining and Sustainable Agriculture at Pink Shell Beach Resort & Marina. Using only the freshest ingredients using local and sustainable foods, Jack’s chefs provide a steady supply of interesting and intriguing options to elevate your dining experience. Offering Small Plates, Salads, Soup, Large Plates and Desserts. Breakfast Buffet daily 7:30-11am. Dinner Monday-Saturday 5-10pm. Reservations Recommended.

275 Estero Blvd., FMB MAP #32 www.pinkshell.com/jacks

ISLAND SAND PAPER / SAND LIFE MAG 239-463-4461

Our company offers a variety of Advertising Solutions that will help grow your business. Solutions that result from getting your message in front of our 2,000,000 annual readers. Between our Web options, weekly Island Sand Paper, and monthly SAND LIFE magazine, we can deliver results. If you don’t believe us, ask our advertisers. They are some of the most successful businesses in our community!

1661 Estero Blvd, FMB MAP #1 FortMyersBeach.news

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COMMERCIAL FISHING FLEET TOUR 9am -Noon. Ostego Bay Foundation. See Apr 6

QUILTING 9am-1pm, Beach Library. Quilters just starting out, or those working on long-term projects gather to enjoy both quilting and conversation. $2 set-up fee. 239-765-8162

BOOTLEGGER’S WATERFRONT 239-463-3043

This favorite destination on San Carlos Island faces Estero Bay, with indoor/outdoor seating. Besides some of the best BBQ in the area, this location is a favorite with sports fans for viewing their favorite team. They offer Live Music and a Full Bar. Normally Open Daily · 3:00 pm – 9:00pm.

2200 Main St., FMB MAP #17 BootleggersBarbeque.com

PARROT KEY CARIBBEAN GRILL 239-463-3257Along with Bootlegger’s, this colorful venue is located within the Salty Sam’s Marina complex and overlooks the busy marina and beautiful Estero Bay. If one is busy, head to the other. The Parrot Key menu offers colorful and tasty frozen drinks plus Caribbean and diverse American menu selections to please all palates. Live Music • Full Bar Normally open Daily · 11:30 am – 9:00 pm

2500 Main Street, FMB MAP #18 MyParrotKey.com

TUCKAWAY BAGEL & WAFFLE CAFE’ 239-463-5398

A European style coffee shop located on beautiful Fort Myers Beach serving delicious bagel sandwiches, Belgian wafels, fruit smoothies, iced coffees and brewed and specialty coffees made with Lavazza espresso. Free WiFi, Pet friendly. Indoor/Outdoor seating • Breakfast/Lunch Open Daily · 7:00 am – 2:00 pm

1740 Estero Blvd., FMB MAP #19 TuckawayCoffeeFMB.com

THE BEACH THEATER 239-765-9000

Beach Theater is a family-owned Movie Theater showing only the best first-run movies in a clean, comfortable environment. Their extensive menu offers appetizers, salads, wraps, sandwiches and more, all made fresh to order. Wine and beer also available. Sit back and let the friendly wait staff serve you while you enjoy the movie! Check the schedule online.

6425 Estero Blvd., FMB MAP #12 fmbtheater.com

FOR HELP WITH DIRECTIONS SEE MAP ON PAGE 22

BEACH DINING GUIDE

BAYFRONT BISTRO 239-463-3663A beautiful waterfront dining experience at Fort Myers Beach’s premier mid-island location within Snook Bight Yacht Club and Marina. Arrive by land or water, then sit back and enjoy the stunning back bay surroundings as you delight in the tastes of the Bayfront Bistro kitchen. Award winning menu and wine selection. Reservations accepted. Between Matanzas Pass Channel Marker 27 and 29. Open Daily 11:30am - 10pm/close 1661 Estero Blvd., FMB MAP #22 BayFrontBistro.com

SUNSET BEACH TROPICAL GRILL & “THE PLAYMOR” TIKI BAR 239-463-1028

This location on the beach by Times Square dates back to the original Beach Schoolhouse location in the 1950’s. Today we have added great food and your favorite libations with live entertainment for a complete Ft. Myers Beach experience. Offerings include lunch, dinner, & bar food menus, along with an extensive wine list and bar offerings. Open at 11am daily. 1028 Estero Blvd., Times Square MAP #30

sunsetbeachtropicalgrill.com

GULFSHORE GRILL 239-765-5440

The Cottage Beach Bar & Gulfshore Grill is a popular restaurant and bar destination that offers fantastic views of the Gulf of Mexico from every table! A local’s favorite for 40 years, we offer the best in Ft Myers night life and are one of the top Ft Myers Beach bars in the area. Enjoy the freshest seafood on Fort Myers Beach. If you’re looking to enjoy a non-seafood dish try our Certified Angus Beef, Ribs, Wings, or our extensive 60-item salad bar. Open 8am to 2am daily

12500 Estero Blvd., FMB MAP #6 gulfshoregrill.com

FRANCESCO’S RESTAURANT, DELI, BAKERY, & PIZZERIA 239-463-5634

This authentic Italian destination has it all. Breakfast menu, Italian dinners, pizza, deli goods, fresh bakery, sandwiches, salads, subs, & ice cream. Inside/outside seating plus carryout and catering available. Mon-Sat 9:30am to 9:30pm , Sun 11am to 7:30pm

7205 Estero Blvd., Santini Marina Plaza MAP # 23 francescosfortmyersbeach.com

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1. SAND PAPER/ SAND LIFE2. PRINT SHOP INK3. FISH TALE MARINA4. PINCHERS5. BEACH PIERSIDE6. GULFSHORE GRILL7. CASTAWAYS

8. PETE’S TIME OUT9. FMB INSURANCE10. SALTY SAM’S11. SKYE’S RESTAURANT12. BEACH THEATER13. KRAZY WOMAN KAYAK14. GOOD TIME CHARTERS

15. BEACH BOWL16. LIGHTHOUSE TIKI BAR17. BOOTLEGGERS18. PARROT KEY19. TUCKAWAY CAFE20. MATANZAS ON THE BAY21. BEACH LIBRARY

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• SHRIMP DOCKS

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Beaches ... everywhere

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28. ISLAND JEWEL29. QUICKY CYCLES30. SUNSET BEACH31. BEACH BUMS32. JACKS’ FARM TO FORK

22. BAYFRONT BISTRO23. FRANCESCO’S24. LOCAL COLOR25. TIMES SQUARE TATTOOS26. AQUAGENE SPA27. COMFORT BY DESIGN


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ART EXHIBIT10am-3pm, FMB Art Association Gallery. See Apr 9.

STAND UP PADDLEBOARD (SUP) YOGA10am, Good Time Charters at Snook Bight Marina. See Apr 6



AFTERNOON MOVIE AT THE LIBRARY1:30pm, Beach Library. Showing “Wondrous Boccaccio” about ten children who escape plague-stricken Florence and seek shelter in a countryside estate where they tell stories that helps them cope with the uncertainties of life. Pre-register at least one day in advance. 239-765-8162

BINGO6:30-9:30pm, American Legion, 899 Buttonwood.









Endre D5-8pm, Outrigger








Wayward Souls8pm-12am, Castaways


Thursday, April 14


FLOW STYLE YOGA9am, Bay Oaks; 6:30pm, sunset beach yoga on the sand at Pink Shell Resort. See Apr 7

BAY OAKS SOCIAL SENIORS – WALKING TRIP9:30am, van leaves Bay Oaks. Briggs Nature Center. Wear walking shoes and bring binoculars if you like. We will stop for lunch after the walk. $4/member; $6/non-member. 239-765-4222

BAY OAKS SOCIAL SENIORS PROGRAMS. SEE APR 7


GOING FURTHER WITH YOUR IPAD/IPHONE10:30am, Beach Library. Learn about the virtual keyboard, using the calendar and reminders, getting directions, controlling your notifications and changing settings. Pre-register. 239-765-8162



BINGO7pm, Bayside Estates

Clubhouse, 17601 San Carlos Boulevard. 239-481-0163








Two Hands 5-8pm, Outrigger







The New Vinyls 9pm-1am, Cottage

Friday, April 15








LAKES PARK REGIONAL FARMERS MARKET9am-1pm, Lakes Park, 7300 Gladiolus Drive, Fort Myers. See Apr 1

PILATES10-11am, First Baptist Church. Offered MO, WE & FR. See Apr 1

BAY OAKS SOCIAL SENIORS (BOSS) PROGRAMS. See Apr 1

WORDSTOCK1:30pm, Beach Library. Come and read, listen and celebrate original works. Hosted by local provocateur wrob. 239-765-8162

‘GROW THE GARDEN’ GALA AND ART AUCTION4:30-7:30pm, Lakes Park, 7330 Gladiolus Drive, Fort Myers. Hors D’Oeuvres, entertainment, live and silent auctions and park tours. All proceeds benefit the continued development of the Children’s Learning Garden - the next step along the path of the Botanic Garden at Lakes Park. $50 per couple, $30 per person or $100 per couple for VIP tickets. 239-533-7575, ext. 5.




CHARITY CONCERT: THE A CAPPELA GROUP7:15pm, Shell Point Village. The A Cappella Group, comprised of 23 award-winning students from Cypress Lake High School, recently scored a coveted spot to compete at the International Champions High School A Cappella Finals in New York City. $10. 239-454-2290

SOUND HEALING CONCERT7-8:30pm, AHA! A Holistic Approach Center for Health & Harmony, 15971 McGregor, Fort Myers. With more than 50 crystal and Tibetan bowls, Robert Austin opens the door to healing for all levels of consciousness. Feel the healing vibrations of sound that soothe both your ears and your soul. $20. 239-433-5995

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FRIDAY, APRIL 15TH



Sideshow Bob & Scotty, 1-5pm; Myth, 9:30pm-1:30am, Lani Kai Beach Bar





Love Hunter4:30-7:30pm, Bootleggers




Father Al & the Jazz Congregation 6-9pm, Matanzas on the Bay




Hester Prynn8pm-12am, Castaways

Live Music 9pm-1am, Valerie’s


The Troublemakers10pm-2am, Sunset Beach Tropical Grill

Saturday, April 16


CYCLE 61 CLASS 8:30-10am, 40/40: Body Pump & Spin. Beach Baptist Church. See Apr 2





ESTUARY KAYAK TOUR IN ESTERO BAY10am-1pm. Bonita Beach. See Apr 2


BINGO 2-5pm, Valerie’s Lounge

SUNSET CELEBRATION 5-9pm. Time Square. Live music, food & fun with Manipulators

WHO’S PLAYING WHERE:SATURDAY, APRIL 16TH

Jammin G’s, 1-6pm; Steve Farst, 9:30pm-1:30am, Lani Kai Beach Bar

Scotty Bryan, 12-4pm; Mary Winner, 5-9pm, Petey’s Upper

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Jeff Greene 1-5pm, Pete’s Time Out




Rockin Horse 6-9pm, Pinchers Beach Tiki Bar (Wyndham Garden)

Larry Maas 6-9pm, Lani Kai Island View

Harry Boyle Show 7:30-10:30pm, American Legion


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The Free Coasters10pm-2am, Sunset Beach Tropical Grill

Sunday, April 17


NASCAR PARTY1:13pm, Food City 500. Hoosiers in Paradise

SEASON OF PRAISE6:15pm, Shell Point Village. This four-time Gospel Music Association award-winning men’s trio exploded onto the Canadian Music scene in 2011 with their debut album, “Sing presents...Tenore,” soaring to international acclaim. $10. 239-454-2147












Sam DeArmond5-8pm, Pinchers Beach Tiki Bar (Wyndham Garden)




Monday, April 18



BEACH YOGA 9am, Access 22 (Connecticut Street). See Apr 4




OUR UNIVERSE 10:30am, Beach Library. Join Scott Flaig, Cosmology Instructor, for an interesting discussion about the formation of the universe, whether we are alone in the universe and constellations that can be found in the spring sky. 239-765-8162


CAR SHOW 5-7pm, Salty Sam’s Marina. See Apr 4

YOGA 6pm, DiamondHead Resort. See Apr 4









Ira Wilkes5-8pm, Pinchers Beach Tiki Bar (Wyndham Garden)






Tuesday, April 19





SANTINI SUNRISE FRESH MARKET 9am-1pm, Santini Marina Plaza. See Apr 5

CALOOSA CARVERS DEMOS 9:30am-noon, Mound House. See Apr 5

BAY OAKS SOCIAL SENIORS– BIKE TRIP9:30am, van leaves Bay Oaks. Cape Haze Pioneer Trail. We will transport your bike or you can meet us at the destination. Bring sunscreen, water and a packed lunch. $10/member; $12/non-member. 239-765-4222





BOOK DISCUSSION10:30am, Beach Library. Discussion of 2 A.M. at the Cat’s Pajamas by Marie-Helene Bertino. 239-765-8162

HISTORY OF THE MOUND HOUSE 11am and 2pm, Mound House. Explore the diverse

natural and human history of this most unique and archeological and historical site. $5, free for Mound House members. 239-765-0865

GETTING STARTED WITH EBOOKS 1:30pm, Beach Library. Learn how to download and read eBooks. Bring your eReader. Pre-register. 239-765-8162

MINI MASTERS GOLF TOURNEY 4pm, Jungle Golf. The 4th annual FMB Mini Masters Golf Tournament sponsored by the FMB Chamber of Commerce is open to everyone! First tee time 4pm. Only 18 teams with 8 players/team will tee off at Jungle Golf. 19th hole at Pincher’s Crab Shack on San Carlos Blvd. More fun than a barrel of monkeys! Cost $240/team. Gallery $5. Register at fortmyersbeachminimasters.com or call the Chamber 239-454-7500.

YOGA5:45pm. Newton Park. See Apr 5

6 WEEK BEGINNER SELF DEFENSE 6:30-8:30pm, AHA! A Holistic Approach Center for Health & Harmony, 15971 McGregor, Fort Myers. See Apr 5







Robert Blakey4:30-7:30pm, Bootleggers

Meagan Rose5-8pm, Outrigger





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April 2016 SAND LIFE page 27Anthony Wayne6-10pm, Smokin Oyster Brewery


Fritz’s Duo8pm-12am, Castaways



Wednesday, April 20




COMMERCIAL FISHING FLEET TOUR9am -Noon. Ostego Bay Foundation. See Apr 6





STAND UP PADDLEBOARD (SUP) YOGA10am, Good Time Charters at Snook Bight Marina. See Apr 6



PRIVATE SOUND HEALING SESSIONS 11am-4pm, AHA! A Holistic Approach Center for Health & Harmony, 15971 McGregor, Fort Myers. With the sounds and tones of than crystal and Tibetan bowls, tuning forks,

crystals and healing stones your chakras are balanced and you are brought to a state of well being and deep relaxation. 1/2 hour, $50; 1 hour, $85. 239-433-5995

RELAXATION TECHNIQUES1:30pm, Beach Library. Registered Nurse Kelley Taylor will share daily tension reducing practices. 239-765-8162

10TH ANNUAL FORT MYERS BEACH FILM FESTIVAL 2pm, Opening ceremony at Beach Theater, followed by screenings all day. Tickets at fmbfilmfest.com



















Thursday, April 21

BIRD PATROL TOUR7:30am, Bunche Beach. Experience one of the best birding sites in Lee County. Bring binoculars, sun protection, shoes that can get wet, a bottle of drinking water. Guides: Elaine Swank and Meg Rousher 239-707-3015. Free with paid parking. www.birdpatrol.org



BAY OAKS SOCIAL SENIORS– KAYAK TRIP9:30am, van leaves Bay Oaks. Imperial River. Bring sunscreen, water and packed lunch. $25/member; $30/non-member. 239-765-4222.

APPS FOR IPAD/IPHONE10:30am, Beach Library. Learn about using the Apps, iTunes, and iBooks stores, including searching, downloading and paying for items and restoring

deleted items. Pre-register. 239-765-8162



10TH ANNUAL FORT MYERS BEACH FILM FESTIVAL 3-11pm, screenings at Beach Theater. Tickets at fmbfilmfest.com



BINGO7pm, Bayside Estates Clubhouse, 17601 San Carlos Boulevard. 239-481-0163

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Two Hands 5-8pm, Outrigger








Friday, April 22








Bay Oaks Fitness. See Apr 1



ESTUARY KAYAK TOUR TO THE SOUTH AND EAST SIDES OF ESTERO BAY10am-2pm. Bonita Beach. Visit this lovely river as it gently pours into Estero Bay through winding mangrove mazes, a very productive estuarine environment with up to 300 species of birds and a wide variety of aquatic species. See how important the estuaries of the world are to life on this planet. $50. 239-694-5513.

NETWORK SECURITY10:30am, Beach Library. Join Electronic Services Librarian, Chris, to learn how to protect yourself from compromising your computer and your identity online. Pre-register. 239-765-8162

10TH ANNUAL FORT MYERS BEACH FILM FESTIVAL 11am-1:30pm, Workshop – Red Flight Pictures, $30; Sunset, film on the beach – Disney’s ‘Inside Out’ Free; 3-11pm, screenings at Beach Theater. Tickets at fmbfilmfest.com

STORIES ABOUT FORT MYERS BEACH1:30pm, Beach Library. Local Author, Mary Kaye Stevens, talks about her latest book, the third in the Images of America Series, that she wrote in conjunction with the Estero Island Historic Society. 239-765-8162




WHO’S PLAYING WHERE:FRIDAY, APRIL 22ND



Sideshow Bob & Scotty, 1-5pm; 10,000 Views, 9:30pm-1:30am, Lani Kai Beach Bar














DVS 9pm-1am, Valerie’s

Three Crooked Steps 10pm-2am, Sunset Beach Tropical Grill

Saturday, April 23








10TH ANNUAL FORT MYERS BEACH FILM FESTIVAL 11am-1:30pm, Workshop – ‘Bringing Your Short Film to a Feature Film’, $40; 3-11pm, screenings at Beach Theater. Tickets at fmbfilmfest.com


SUNSET CELEBRATION 5-9pm. Time Square. Live music, food & fun with Troublemakerz

WHO’S PLAYING WHERE:SATURDAY, APRIL 23RD

Jammin G’s, 1-6pm; Steve Farst, 9:30pm-1:30am, Lani Kai Beach Bar









Dazzling Delrays6-9pm, Pinchers Beach Tiki Bar (Wyndham Garden)

Rick Howard & the Speedbumps6-9pm, Bootleggers




The Manipulators8pm-12am, Castaways

Simple Jack9pm-1am, Cottage

NostalJah10pm-2am, Sunset Beach Tropical Grill

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Sunday, April 24


SOUND WAVE FESTIVALNoon-6pm, Valerie’s. Inaugural event hosted by the Tabarrini Foundation. Non-stop live music, raffles, prizes and much more.

NASCAR PARTY1:13pm, Toyota Owners 400. Hoosiers in Paradise

10TH ANNUAL FORT MYERS BEACH FILM FESTIVAL 2pm, awards ceremony; 4pm, showing of ‘Peoples Choice’ film. Tickets at fmbfilmfest.com












Rich Lancaster5-8pm, Pinchers Beach Tiki Bar (Wyndham Garden)




Monday, April 25



BEACH YOGA9am, Access 22 (Connecticut Street). See Apr 4




Android Devices10:30am, Beach Library. This class concentrates on using the basic features. Includes searching for and downloading apps and widgets and offers other helpful tips. Pre-register. 239-765-8162


YOGA 6pm, DiamondHead Resort. See Apr 4








Geo5-8pm, Outrigger

Ira Wilkes5-8pm, Pinchers Beach Tiki Bar (Wyndham Garden)






Tuesday, April 26





BAY OAKS SOCIAL SENIORS – TAMPA AQUARIUM 9am, van leaves Bay Oaks. Large scale, 25,000 foot aquarium that is home to more than 20,000 aquatic plants and animals from Florida and all over the world. Register by April 12. $25/member; $30/non-member. 239-765-4222.


SANTINI SUNRISE FRESH MARKET9am-1pm, Santini Marina Plaza. See Apr 5


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PEOPLE OF THE MOUND HOUSE 11am and 2pm, Mound House. An engaging opportunity to learn about the people who have lived on this unique site over the past 2,000 years and how the various inhabitants influenced the different aspects of its history. 239-765-0865

YOGA5:45pm. Newton Park. See Apr 5

6 WEEK BEGINNER SELF DEFENSE 6:30-8:30pm, AHA! A Holistic Approach Center for Health & Harmony, 15971 McGregor, Fort Myers. See Apr 5

BOARD MEETING 6:30pm, Beach Library. Monthly meeting of the Library Board to discuss and review current library activities and plans. 239-765-8162














Tommy V8pm-12am, Castaways



Wednesday, April 27




PLANT SALE 9am-noon, Lakes Regional Park.7330 Gladiolus Dr, Fort Myers. Most of the plants for sale have been grown in the Fragrance garden from cuttings or seed, so visitors can see the mature plant in its natural setting. Selection includes succulents, small trees, native plants, herbs, bromeliads, roses, spider lily bulbs and more. Master Gardeners will be available to answer questions. $1/hr parking with max of $5/day.

COMMERCIAL FISHING FLEET TOUR 9am -Noon. Ostego Bay Foundation. See Apr 6

QUILTING 9am-1pm, Beach Library. Quilters just starting out, or those working on long-term projects gather to enjoy both quilting and conversation. $2 set-up fee. 239-765-8162





STAND UP PADDLEBOARD (SUP) YOGA10am, Good Time Charters at Snook Bight Marina. See Apr 6PILATES 10-11am, First Baptist Church. See Apr 1

BAY OAKS SOCIAL SENIORS (BOSS) – OUT TO BRUNCH BUNCH10:15am, van leaves Bay Oaks. Heidi’s Bistro. $2/member; $3/non-member. 239-765-4222.

TROPICAL FRUITS OF SWFL 1:30pm, Beach Library. Kathy Pflugrad, President of the Bonita Springs Tropical Fruit Club, will share information about the fascinating array of tropical fruits available for eating and growing in SWFL. 239-765-8162




















Thursday, April 28







BINGO 7pm, Bayside Estates Clubhouse, 17601 San Carlos Boulevard. 239-481-0163








Two Hands5-8pm, Outrigger

N2L5-8pm, Pinchers Beach Tiki Bar (Wyndham Garden)




Gatlin7-10pm, Bootleggers


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Friday, April 29











FACEBOOK & TWITTER10:30am, Beach Library. What is tweeting? How do I share photos? These and other issues regarding social media will be

discussed. Pre-register. 239-765-8162




WHO’S PLAYING WHERE:FRIDAY, APRIL 29TH




Sideshow Bob & Scotty, 1-5pm; Introspect, 9:30pm-1:30am, Lani Kai Beach Bar




Allan Small 5-8pm, Outrigger








Wayward Souls8pm-12am, Castaways

T-Bone Funk9pm-1am, Valerie’s


Saturday, April 30









SUNSET CELEBRATION 5-9pm. Time Square. Live music, food & fun with Manipulators

WHO’S PLAYING WHERESATURDAY, APRIL 30TH

Jammin G’s, 1-6pm; Introspect, 9:30pm-1:30am, Lani Kai Beach Bar





Shane Russel, 2-5pm; Phil Oxford, 6:30-10:30pm, La Ola











275 Estero Blvd, Fort Myers Beach, FL 33931 | 866-990-5732 | PinkShell.com

NOW OPENBEACHFRONT DINING

AT PINK SHELL BEACH RESORT & MARINA

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Dine with a magnificent view overlooking the Gulf of Mexico and see how Jack’s Farm to Fork provides enhanced flavors and freshness.

Reservations Recommended

AT PINK SHELL BEACH RESORT & MARINA

One of the most iconic Fort Myers Beach residents is the manatee, however many people don’t know that there are three species of manatees that exist in the world: the West Indian, African and Amazonian. In North America we have the West Indian manatee subspecies - the aptly named Florida Manatee - as one of our many “snowbird” residents. They can be found along Florida’s coasts and the Caribbean during the winter and in summer travel as far north as the Carolinas and out towards Louisiana, although they have been seen in Rhode Island and in Texas during their summer travels. Florida manatees can be found in both fresh and salty water as long as it is warm. They cannot survive in cold water and rarely move into waters below 68 degrees Fahrenheit due to their slow metabolism and lack of insulating fat. Seems a bit odd seeing how large they are, but in fact 20% of their body mass is made up of stomach and intestines. Guess it takes a lot of “guts” to be a manatee. (Yes it’s a bad pun, but moving on). Manatees are mostly solitary animals but during cold spells manatees can be seen grouped together - known as aggregations - in warmer shallow waters to stay out of the cold. They will also form mating herds when a female is ready to breed. Twelve or more males will follow a single female trying to mate with her. After breeding the males head off and the female raises the baby, called a calf, by herself. She then carries the calf for twelve months and gives birth underwater. The calf learns how to swim about an hour after birth, but will nurse for another one to two years. No wonder females only breed every two to five years. Manatees are known for their gentle disposition and slow moving pace. These traits helped them earn the nickname ‘sea cow’. That’s as far as the relationships to cows to go as manatees come from the same line as elephants. Most manatee species even have vestigial toenails on their flippers that look a lot like elephant toenails. Vestigial body parts are parts of the body that no longer serve a function, but still exist in the body. Manatees are vegetarians. They can eat up to nine percent of their body weight every day eating aquatic plants such as turtle grass, eel grass, cordgrass, as well as many others. They’re not picky.

The Florida Manatee has no natural predators, people however are another story. Historically manatees were hunted for food, but today they are protected under the Marine Mammal Protection Act, which prohibits the harassment and killing of all marine mammals. The biggest threats to manatee survival are collisions with boats, loss of warm water habitat and sea grass fields for food, entanglement in fishing gear, and red tide. So I can’t stress enough please watch out for the Florida Manatee when boating around Fort Myers Beach and please pick up fishing line off the beach. The manatees will thank you for it.

Rae BlakeEnvironmental Technician, Town of Fort Myers Beach

Photo courtesy of Good Time Charter

A Field Guild to Fort Myers Beach: Manatees


“Season” is winding down, but Time Square is still a great place to see some fantastic entertaining artists. The term “artist” is often thrown around when referring to street performers, but this month our spotlight is on a true “beachscape artisan”: JR Norman. Outside of “balloon girl” Nadja (coming to the May issue of Sand Life Magazine), JR Norman is definitely one of the most seen artists at Time Square. He can usually be found painting his masterpieces at the corner of 1st Street and Estero Blvd in Time Square. Norman paints beach and island scenes, his famous custom name signs with tropical themes, and now he offers his handmade surfboards that he paints with custom tropical images. Originally from Key West, Norman knows a thing or two about tropical scenes and he has been painting those images on “the street” since he was 15 years old. From an early age, Norman, now 57 year old, concentrated on two things: painting and surfing. Though surfing was one of his loves, it wasn’t going to be his career choice. So, he took his love for all things tropical and put it on almost anything that he could take a brush to. While Norman has taken his artistic skills all over the world, his love of the Caribbean has always brought him back home. Besides Key West and Fort Myers Beach, he has also called the Cayman Islands and Jamaica home over the years. Whether it’s on paper, canvas or wood, his art always has an island flair and it’s not hard to understand why people really love his creations. Norman’s custom tropical name paintings were the first of his works that I saw when visiting Ft. Myers Beach years ago. Each letter of the alphabet was originally created by Norman himself. The paintings make great personalized gifts, which are very popular with our visitors to the beach. Norman’s use of vibrant colors make all of his paintings pop off the canvas. Recently he decided to use surfboards as his canvas. Rather than buying the surfboards to paint, Norman actually shapes the pieces of wood himself, making every surfboard project an original. These handcrafted surfboards are what make JR Norman a

true artisan, but it’s not the only thing. In addition to making his own surfboards, he also designs and creates his own brushes. These unique brushes are what give his works their unique look. Influenced by beautiful sunsets, sandy beaches and palm trees, his work has developed a unique style recognized by many worldwide. His works are privately collected around the world, and are rapidly becoming more popular. The popularity of his art has encouraged him to create a website that makes it very easy for his fans to view or purchase his creations. Norman can be found in Time Square nearly every day when the sun shines on the beach. For more information about how to get BJ’s products and services when not in Time Square, go to www.lazybum.website or call 239-810-5896.

Mike Yost

Street Performer SpotlightJR Norman: Beachscape Artisan


Markle Sparkle’s

HOROSCOPESResearch asst: Java Jo

GENERAL COMMENTS:From the Roman festival of Hilaria, to the Holi festival of India, and the Medieval Feast of Fools, April has been known for centuries as the month of ‘April Fools’. Though the practical jokes and hoaxes are played on hapless victims, little attention has been placed on the secret Cult of Pranksters who surface in April to wreak havoc on the sanity of their clueless victims. Insidious, right? Yet some say they tenuously hold the fabric of the universe together like glue. The more jokes, the tighter the bond. Be alert! You could be next!

ARIES (March 21 - April 19) We all know what happens when a butterfly flaps its wings in Asia (see, ‘The Butterfly Effect’ - no, not the movie, the definition). Anyway, down here on the island the locals refer to this as the Damned Mosquito Effect. Philosophers like everything all fluffy so they use butterflies. Locals ain’t the fluffy type. We call it like we see it: the Damned Mosquito Effect. The smacking of the hand on a mosquito is much more satisfying than the flap of a butterfly wing. This is the month to smack some skeeters.

TAURUS (April 20 - May 20) The color blue is going to be extremely influential on your life’s journey this month. Every time you actively notice the color blue a bird will sing a song near you. If you are not distracted you will find great wisdom in the songs of birds. At least that’s what I hear animal totems are supposed to do for you. One thing, though - ignore the grackles. They’re just annoying.

GEMINI (May 21 - June 21) This month will come on like a game of billiards, and go out like a game of pool. In other words, at first you feel like you’re just knocking the balls around the table, but eventually you’ll find the pockets and clear the table. And remember, your glass may be half empty, or half full, but at least you’ve got a glass! For some reason green is a predominant color for you this month.

CANCER (June 22 - July 22) Every 24 hours the earth spins a full turn on its axis. We’ve at least advanced beyond the primitive concept that the sun rises and sets. We realize the world is really just spinning around, all wobbly-like. If you stand in one place long enough all you have to do is turn around to see the sun again. This phenomenon will come in handy this month. By standing in one spot, unmoving except to turn around to face the sun, you can stop your personal timeline. Everything else will just move along while you stay in one place. It could work … really!

LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22) Bongo riffs are going to pass through your life this month. The snappy rhythms will add zest to your life every time you hear them. Could be during Happy Hour, could be while you’re out on a pub crawl, or on a romantic date (the best). You’ll be rolling along, all chit-chatty and everything, and you’ll hear the bongos. First you’ll tap your fingers. Then you’re foot will start tapping. Next thing you know you’ll be in full beatnik mode having the time of your life. At this point close your eyes halfway and snap your fingers. You’re in the groove!

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) If space really is the final frontier, and every time we open our eyes we see space, the same space that the astronauts on Mars look at (hey, ask Matt Damon if you don’t believe me) … well, that must mean that this month your astronaut training has officially begun. Start looking at the stars and planets as signposts, like I-75 or Rt. 41, and please

figure out where we are in the galaxy. Spaceship Earth (as Bucky Fuller calls this place) has been on autopilot too long. Virgos are destined to become the pilots.

LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23) Librans love fractals. You didn’t know that, did you? Of course not - fractals are weird. You don’t do weird … or do you? Fractals are a never-ending pattern with duplicating patterns across multiple dynamics, broken up - fractured - by random apparent chaos. Librans are always looking for balance, equity, union. Probably why you’re such neatniks. You see a fractal and you’ve got to find the unifying factors to activate. Could be why unpredictable weather patterns drive you crazy. Try to chill this month.

SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 21) This is a great month for you to pay attention to the music in your life. Subliminal messaging is a powerful thing, and song lyrics are the most influential. Think about it - what’s one of the most requested songs in beach bars? “Margaritaville!” What’s one of the most popular bar drinks? You got it! Where do you go when you hear “Dark Side of the Moon?” How about “Crazy?” Know what I mean. Music tames the savage beast. This is the Love Month. Definitely NOT a Justin Bieber month!

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Macro fungi will insidiously slip into your life this month. It will creep into your food, your meals, your salads, even! Usually this is of no big concern as long as you control your intake. Just stay clear of any macro fungi growing in cow pastures. These are only slated for use by Hopi medicine men and certain retro-hippies living in the SW desert. Those of you with a more civilized palate should only get yours from fresh food markets.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19) The full moon near the end of the month will act as a magnet for you as you go through life this month. This does not mean you’ll turn into a lunatic by Earth Day’s Full Moon, but that each day will act like a slingshot hurling you into the purity of the full face of the moon shining down on you. This will be when your super powers will be strongest. You don’t think you have super powers? Not true! You have a chance to find and hone your power this month. Well, unless it’s cloudy on the 22nd.

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Time to get rid of your old sneakers. Some of you are gonna have a real problem with this but you’ve gotta do it. Sure, Governor Chiles walked 1,003-miles from Pensacola to Key West in the early 70s, but those weren’t sneakers. Connie Mack III knew this when he succeeded him in the Senate. What this has to do with anything … I don’t know.

PISCES (February 19 - March 20) You guys are like two fish swimming into each other. One’s half full of minnows, the other half empty of minnows. Kind of like the adage about the glass with water in it. Half full - half empty. Worrying about which it is. Reminds me of the middle class - arguing over which half you’ve got. Hey, what about giving me a full glass to play with? Or, if you’re a fisherman, catch both fish and make a stew! You want it all and you deserve it!

Disclaimer: Oh, come on - it’s April Fools Day! Take it in stride. I’m just making this stuff up.


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educational programs in the Preserve for adults and students. The Preserve is located at 199 Bay Road, behind the Historic Cottage and Beach Elementary School. (Turn just south of the Beach Library) The Historic Cottage houses a collection of artifacts, photos and memorabilia of life on Estero Island and is open on Wednesday and Saturday from 10am to noon.

LOVERS KEY STATE PARK

Lovers Key State Park, just south of Fort Myers Beach, offers a variety of activities for visitors. The park is made up of four barrier islands. A two-mile long beach, accessible by tram or boardwalk is popular for shelling and swimming. Black Island has over 5 miles of multi-use trails for biking and hiking. A haven for wildlife, the islands and their waters are home to West Indian manatees, bottlenose dolphins, roseate spoonbills, marsh rabbits and bald eagles. In the early 1900s the islands were accessible only by boat. It was said that only lovers made the effort to get to this romantic island, thus the name Lovers Key. A road to the island was built in 1965. Local legend hints that Black Island got its name from Black Augustus, a pirate who had been captured by authorities, and later escaped, making this island his home for the remainder of his life. Fish camps were located on Black Island from the early 1900s until the late 1950s. Then, in the 1960s and 1970s, the four barrier islands were slated for development. Preparations for development damaged the islands. Mangrove swamps were altered to uplands by dredging a canal through Black Island. In 1983, the state acquired the islands and in 1996, merged with adjacent Carl E. Johnson County Park to become Lovers Key Carl E. Johnson State Park.

Park Concessions offer kayak tours as well as bike, canoe, paddleboard and kayak rentals. Call 239-765-7788 for concession info. Geocachers will find six caches hidden in the park. Free Ranger programs are offered throughout the month. Birding, sea turtles, fishing, wading and estuary tours are a few examples. Call 239-463-4588 for ranger program information.

NEWTON PARK

Visitors often wonder about the unassuming beach cottage located mid-island near Publix. Offering a tiki hut, picnic tables, restrooms, parking and the Newton home, Seven Seas, Newton Park is a favorite with residents and visitors. Island resident Jim Newton wrote “Uncommon Friends” a book detailing his personal relationships with some key figures of the twentieth century including Thomas Edison, Henry Ford, Harvey Firestone and Charles Lindbergh. The Lindbergh’s frequently visited Newton’s beachfront home, “Seven Seas” on Fort Myers Beach. Ellie Newton also penned two books at Seven Seas. In 2003, the Town of Fort Myers Beach obtained a grant, which, combined with Tourist Development Council and Town park impact fees have helped to develop the property into a passive park and community gathering spot for all to enjoy. Each Tuesday morning at 9am, a free guided beach walk is offered at Newton Park exploring the natural treasures that wash ashore on Estero Island beaches. The Seven Seas beach cottage once held large tea parties that the Newton’s would host. Islanders can now host their own parties at Seven Seas by renting it for private events. Newton Park, 4650 Estero Blvd, FMB. Call 239-765-0865 for information.

MOUND HOUSE

Mound House is Estero Island’s oldest standing structure and sits on an ancient Calusa Indian Mound along Estero Bay. 2,000 years of island life are revealed in tours and educational programs at the Mound House. Situated on Estero Bay, the site is accessible by boat and motor traffic and visitors are encouraged to picnic on the park grounds and enjoy the beautiful view. Overflow parking is available at the Beach Baptist Church at the corner of Estero Blvd and Connecticut St. After years of hard work by hundreds of volunteers and dedication from the Town of Fort Myers Beach, the William H. Case House

was finally restored to its 1921 grandeur late last year and the new museum and museum store opened just in time for Christmas. Now there is much to see and do at this historic property. Stroll the pet-friendly grounds with its native landscaping, visit the observation pier, watch kayaks launch to enjoy the Calusa Blueway Kayak Trail, gaze at the back bay imagining the view filled with Calusa canoes filled with shells. Join the fun by participating in a Guided Eco Kayak Tour, offered every Tuesday and on the first and third Saturdays. Access to the grounds is free. For a small entry fee, visitors can tour the Mound House Museum and Shell Mound Exhibit. Once in the museum, be sure to take a leisurely trip back in time via the amazing collection of historical photographs in the second floor Digging Deeper Exploration Gallery display. In addition to the photographs, there are several hands-on exhibits that kids of all ages will enjoy. Or stop by the Cuban Rancho area that gives visitors an idea of what life was like for the Cuban fisherman who would travel to the area for months at a time to fish. Calusa artifacts and tools are on display along with panels explaining the Calusa culture. The Period Room on the first floor offers a look at what the house looked like in 1909. The unique Shell Mound Exhibit next to the house offers a cut-away view of the mound itself detailing the age and history of the mound. Visitors should allow at least a couple hours to fully explore all there is to see in the museum. There are also a variety of new ‘specialty tours’ taking place on Tuesdays. In April, these include “History Meets Biology on Apr. 5th; ‘Shells of our Shores’ on Apr. 12; ‘History of the Mound House’ on Apr. 19th; and ‘People of the Mound House’ on Apr. 16. Also be sure and check out the ‘Caloosa Carvers’, who will be on site on Apr. 5th and 19th giving demonstrations of their incredible craft.

Tickets to the Mound House museum are $10 for ages 13 and up; $8 for students with a college ID; $5 for ages 6-12, with ages 5 and under free. Tickets for Fort Myers Beach residents are 50% off with proof of residence (license, utility or tax bill). From January 1-April 30 the museum will be open Tuesday-Saturday from 9am-4pm. After May 1, it will be open Tuesday, Wednesday and Saturday from 9am-4pm. The Ticket Office and Museum Entrance are located in the Museum Store. Parking is at Beach Baptist Church at the corner of Estero Blvd. and Connecticut Street - though a new parking area is under construction at 216 Connecticut. Shuttle available. Call 239-765-0865 or visit the website at www.moundhouse.org for more information.

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Puzzle answers

Teacher: What exactly is MATH?Boy: Mental Abuse To Humans

In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that,

everything else was Made in China.

Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive.

Q: What is a banana’s favorite gymnastic move?

A: The splits!

Ms.Battle: Henry, I hope I didn’t see you copying Casey’s math test.Henry: I hope you didn’t either.

Son: I can’t go to school today.Father: Why not?

Son: I don’t feel so well.Father: Where does it hurt?

Son: In school.

What is a bunny’s favorite music?Hip-hop.

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.Student: I is the...

Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”.

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?

A: A jump rope!

Teacher: What makes you see?Bobyjack: My eyes, my nose and my

ears.Teacher: True for the eyes but why

for your ears and nose?Bobyjack: It’s to hold my glasses!!!

Q: What is a sheep’s favorite sport?A: Baaasket baaall!!!

A boy speeding on road.Guard stops him and ask, “Did you

see the speed limit sign?”The boy says, “Yea, I just didnt see

you.”

Mother: What did you learn in school today

Son: How to write.Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet!

Caller: (Dials in 911) Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places!

Officer: Then stop going to those places.

A kid asks his father:Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to

bed?Dad: Because the bed won’t come

to you.

Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home

Student: I can’t, I live just round the corner!


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