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AgileAnti Patterns

Sander HoogendoornPrincipal Technology Officer & Global Agile Thoughtleader

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On being a developer ...

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Why waterfall shouldhave never existed

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Waterfall?

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Agile!

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right?

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@aahoogendoorn They should never have used waterfall.

@aahoogendoorn Does the name of the project coincidently start with a C?

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@aahoogendoorn This project likely did ScrumBut, not Scrum.

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Jack states that we have over 300 resources who are trained

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Lowering Our Fences

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The Agile Hippies

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The Agile Suits

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Kindergarden Agile

the Hapiness

Ready for Celebration before the Done column on your Kanban

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Open Door Wisdom

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Zenifying Agile

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Japanifying Agile

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Agile (Un)Conferences...

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At the wrong reenactment

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Scrumman

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Dogmagile

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Crusader Agile

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Scrumdamentalism

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There is no so thing as one-size-fits-all agile

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Teams and roles

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Customer, Coach, Developer

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Product owner, Scrum master, Team

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Customer, User, Domain Expert Project Manager, Coach, Developer, Tester

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Createproject proposal

Writeproject plan

Deliverworkingsoftware

Stabilizesoftware

Maintainsoftware

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Multiple roles

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Teams?

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What is the keyto being successful

as a team?

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Collaboration

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What happens

to the old roles?46

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An example team

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A typical Scrum team?Product owner /1

Business analyst /2Information analyst /2

SAP CRM /1SAP XI/ BPM /2

SAP ABAP /1UI developer /1

.NET developer /1Java developer /1

Tester /2Scrum master /1

Agile coach /1

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Rowing Contest Collaboration

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Test Team

Development Team

Enterprise Architects

Offshore Development Team

End Users

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The backlog

Where does it come from?

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And on the seventh day Ken created the backlog

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The automagical backlog

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Preliminary iterations

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Documentation Frenzy

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User stories

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Index cards might just not do the trick

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User stories are merely meant to get the conversation going?

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So what about documentation?

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no documentation (or modeling)

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Will you document to maintain?

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Eventually your software will go into maintenance (hopefully)

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On when to estimate82

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When?

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The overall model

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Guesstimation88

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Apples

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Team 1

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Apples and apples

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Team 1 Team 2

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Apples and oranges

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Team 1 Team 2

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Distributed Apples

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Team 1

OffshoreTeamTeam 2 Team 3

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Lightweight agile can beto enterprise projects

What Monopoly is to solving the financial crisis

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Agile is a sliding scale

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Assembling Agile

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Institutionalizing agile

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Freedom and flexibility

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Institutionalizing agile

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In retrospective

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Agile is no religion

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Agile is a sliding scale

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Assembling Agile

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Value is found

In all agile approaches(and yes, even in waterfall)

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