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You Asked For Market-Lifting Miracles Theo, IGive You Another NYSE Break

Submitted by Tyler Durdenon 10/23/2014 11:38 -0400

NYSE Euronext Twitter Twitter

As John McClane might respondto Hans Gruber's tortured

paraphrase.. "The circuits that cannnot be cut are cut

automatically in response to a terrorist incident. You asked for

miracles, Theo, I give you the [A Broken NYSE]"

*NYSE EURONEXT EXPERIENCING INTERMITTENT

MKT DATA ISSUES

Source: NYSE

So just as we requested yesterday...

"Yippee ki-ay, motherfucker" to paraphrase the inimitable John

McClane.

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