£1 DRINKS

Who can argue with £1 drinks

No one that’s who

FREE ENTRY

How many places can you get into for free and have an amazing night?

Spoiler alert: it’s 0

I’LL BE THERE

Ever wanted to laugh at someone dancing like a disabled giraffe? Well now

you can

STATS

People who have died in Hive 0

Percentage of people who died outside Hive 100%

In conclusion if you don’t go to Hive you are 100% more likely to die

SAFETY

The glasses are actually plastic so you are less likely to cut yourself

AWESOME TOILET ATTENDANTS

Phrases like No Spray No Lay, No Armani No Punani are some of the few

phrases said by the toilet attendants

You also can get lollipops which taste better dipping into your drink

A HACKETT

HACKETT CONT’D

2 shots of vodka

1 peach schnapps

1 banana liquer

1 midori

1 blue aftershock

Blackcurrant Juice

Energy Juice

All for £9 in a pitcher

THE PHOTOGRAPHY MAKES YOU LOOK GOOD

BadGood

2 ROOMS

First Room is chart, RNB and club

Second Room is Indie/Pop Rock

MAKE FRIENDS FOR LIFE

Everyone knows drunk nights out are where you make friends for life

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Losers People thatgo to Hive

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WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

Marathon Gossip Girl for the 18th time?

IT’S ONE OF THE POPULAR CLUBS

Fact.

YOLO

IF I CAN GO 4 TIMES A WEEK YOU CAN GO ONCE

NO QUEUES

Nothing worse than standing outside in the freezing

BLOW OFF SOME STEAM

Bummed about not getting that care plan?

Then blow off steam at Hive

I’LL PAY YOU IN

CONCLUSION

In conclusion if you go to Hive you’ll only need to spend £20

You won’t get killed

THANKS FOR LISTENING

Any Questions?