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WHOS SORRY NOW!

Host: Hello and welcome to Whos sorry now? Today were going to be taking yor calls abot whatyo cold hae done" what yo wish yod done and what yo really shold hae done" becaseyore sorry now! Heres or#irst caller$ Hello" %ark$

%ark: Hi" &hris$

Host: So" %ark" what did yo do? What do yo think yo shold" or maybe sholdnt" hae done?

%ark: O'$ When ( was in college ( shared a hose with a co)le o# other gys$ We sed to )lay)ractical *okes on each other$ Yo know" hide each others shoes" )t salt in the sgar bowl" that kindo# thing$

Host: O'$ Right$

%ark: Well" (m )retty good at #aking oices$ So this one time my roommate" +ke" a))lied #or a *ob ata store in town$ The store manager called to ask him to come in #or an interiew$ ( )retended ( was

+ke$

Host: O'$

%ark: ( told him that ( , ( mean" me )retending to be +ke , that ( didnt really want the *ob$

Host: -nd?

%ark: So ( didnt tell +ke abot the call$

Host: .h/hh$

%ark: So +ke thoght they werent interested in him and that was that$

Host: Not ery nice$

%ark: No" ( #elt terrible$ ( still do$ ( shold hae told him abot the call$

Host: So whos sorry now" %ark?

%ark: ( am$ (m really" really sorry" +ke$

Host: O'$ Thanks" %ark$ Ne0t caller$ -nna?

-nna: Well" ( was on acation with my #amily$ We were driing arond national )arks$ (t shold haebeen a great tri)" bt my brother had *st gotten a harmonica #or his birthday$ He loed it and he)layed it all the time$ -nd ( had to listen to it" all the time$ -nd he was terrible$ So we sto))ed at this)lace in the desert and" when He wasnt looking ( threw it as #ar away #rom the car as (cold$ When he discoered it was missing" he looked eerywhere #or it$

Host: Yo didnt really need to throw it away" did yo? Yo cold hae *st hidden it$

-nna: Yeah" yore right$ ( shold hae *st )t it in my sitcase or something$ ( didnt hae to throw itot$ 1t ( did$

Host: -nd yore sorry now?

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-nna: Yeah" ery$ He saed ) and boght a drm set when we got home and then ( had to listen tothat eery night$

Host: -w" too bad #or yo! Ne0t caller! +ke?

+ke: Hi" &hris$ Yor #irst caller was my old roommate"

%ark$ He told yo abot my *ob interiew$

Host: Right$ He neer shold hae done that$ That was mean$ ( bet yore mad$

+ke: No" not really$ ( decided ( didnt hae time #or a *ob , ( really needed to stdy , and called themanager to tell him$ He told me he already knew$ ( knew right away it was %ark$

Host: So yo werent angry when yo #ond ot what hed done?

+ke: - little$ He was s))osed to be one o# my best #riends$ ( )robably shold hae told him ( knewwhat hed done$ 1t ( kind o# en*oyed his call tonight$ Hes had to lie with his 2secret3 all these years$So" all ( can say is: ( got yo" %ark!

Host: O'" O'$ Thats all we hae time #or tonight on Whos sorry now$ Tne in ne0t week to hearmore $ $ $