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Who MovedWho MovedMy Fish?My Fish?
FPD-2006FPD-2006
FPD Media InstituteFPD Media Institute
For Immediate ReleaseFor Immediate ReleaseSupreme Executive CommitteeSupreme Executive Committee
The Supreme Executive Committee has The Supreme Executive Committee has become aware of reduced job satisfaction become aware of reduced job satisfaction in some areasin some areas
An investigative committee has found that An investigative committee has found that a lack of fish products may place a lack of fish products may place employees at greater risk for holiday blahsemployees at greater risk for holiday blahs
The Committee today announces a new The Committee today announces a new initiative to increase job satisfaction initiative to increase job satisfaction through the use of Fish Productsthrough the use of Fish Products
Announcing – The Announcing – The SurveySurvey
The world-famous Scallop organization The world-famous Scallop organization surveyed 100,000 highly satisfied and surveyed 100,000 highly satisfied and happy people who ate fish productshappy people who ate fish products
Scallop developed the employee Scallop developed the employee satisfaction survey to determine satisfaction survey to determine organizational fish product shortcomingsorganizational fish product shortcomings
Using only 12 questions plus 3 or 4 more, Using only 12 questions plus 3 or 4 more, the survey reveals all the survey reveals all organizational needsorganizational needs
The Guts ofThe Guts ofF-12 Finpoint™ Addresses many layers of employee F-12 Finpoint™ Addresses many layers of employee engagementengagement
CrustaceansCrustaceans
ShellfishShellfish
Gumbo and CreoleGumbo and Creole
Deep waterDeep water
Bottom-FeedersBottom-Feeders Catfish, Flounder
Cod, Halibut, Squid
Crawfish, Trout
Oysters, Clams
Lobster
Question #1Question #1
I know where I can get I know where I can get Fish Products when I Fish Products when I need themneed them
StronglyAgree
If YouSay So
Maybe NoWay
What?
Question #2Question #2
I have enough Fish I have enough Fish Products to eat my lunch Products to eat my lunch right the first timeright the first time
StronglyAgree
If YouSay So
Maybe NoWay
What?
Question #3Question #3
At work, I have the At work, I have the opportunity to eat the opportunity to eat the Fish Products I like best Fish Products I like best
StronglyAgree
If YouSay So
Maybe NoWay
What?
Question #4Question #4
In the last 7 days, I In the last 7 days, I have received Seafood have received Seafood for doing a good jobfor doing a good job
StronglyAgree
If YouSay So
Maybe NoWay
What?
Question #5Question #5
My supervisor, or My supervisor, or somebody at work, seems somebody at work, seems to care about Flounderto care about Flounder
StronglyAgree
If YouSay So
Maybe NoWay
What?
Question #6Question #6
There is someone at There is someone at work who encourages work who encourages me just for the Halibutme just for the Halibut
StronglyAgree
If YouSay So
Maybe NoWay
What?
Question #7Question #7
At work, my opinion on At work, my opinion on Talapia seems to countTalapia seems to count
StronglyAgree
If YouSay So
Maybe NoWay
What?
Question #8Question #8
The mission or purpose The mission or purpose of my company makes of my company makes me feel that my Cod is me feel that my Cod is important important
StronglyAgree
If YouSay So
Maybe NoWay
What?
Question #9Question #9
My associates or fellow My associates or fellow employees are committed employees are committed to Fish Products too to Fish Products too
StronglyAgree
If YouSay So
Maybe NoWay
What?
Question Question #10#10
I have a best recipe at I have a best recipe at workwork
StronglyAgree
If YouSay So
Maybe NoWay
What?
Question Question #11#11
In the past 6 months, In the past 6 months, someone at work has someone at work has talked to me about my talked to me about my mollusksmollusks
StronglyAgree
If YouSay So
Maybe NoWay
What?
Question Question #12#12
In the past year, I have In the past year, I have had opportunities to try had opportunities to try new recipesnew recipes
StronglyAgree
If YouSay So
Maybe NoWay
What?
Second Question Second Question #12#12
My team reviewed Fish My team reviewed Fish Products last year and Products last year and ate themate them
StronglyAgree
If YouSay So
Maybe NoWay
What?
Question Question #12.1#12.1
My team has set goals My team has set goals to get some more Fish to get some more Fish Products Products
StronglyAgree
If YouSay So
Maybe NoWay
What?
Question #12BQuestion #12B
I have a good I have a good understanding of the understanding of the Crustacean strategyCrustacean strategy
StronglyAgree
If YouSay So
Maybe NoWay
What?
Bonus QuestionBonus Question
Why FPD?Why FPD? "Why FPD?" workshops will be scheduled "Why FPD?" workshops will be scheduled
throughout the holidays to further throughout the holidays to further explore our bright future at the top of the explore our bright future at the top of the food chain.food chain.
The "Why FPD?" workshops will help The "Why FPD?" workshops will help employees focus more on what Fish employees focus more on what Fish Products Day offers them as a person, Products Day offers them as a person, employee, and carnivore.employee, and carnivore.
ResultsResults
Employee Employee productivity and productivity and satisfaction is satisfaction is expected to expected to soar when the soar when the measures of the measures of the F12 Finpoint™ F12 Finpoint™ survey are survey are improvedimproved
F12™F12™
FPD
FPD In the NewsFPD In the News
Even more steps are planned to Even more steps are planned to bolster employee satisfactionbolster employee satisfaction Debone Us is backDebone Us is back "Who Moved My Fish" mailout"Who Moved My Fish" mailout Changes to Company Assistance Changes to Company Assistance
Retirement Plan (CARP)Retirement Plan (CARP) Fish Products used in Hazard LabelingFish Products used in Hazard Labeling New FPD Growth OpportunityNew FPD Growth Opportunity
Debone Us is Back!Debone Us is Back!
The company has The company has responded to responded to many requests to many requests to bring back Debone bring back Debone Us.Us.
Employees will Employees will receive extra fish receive extra fish filets based on filets based on company company performanceperformance
New Fishy Business Best-New Fishy Business Best-SellerSeller
All employees will All employees will receive a copy of receive a copy of "Who Moved My "Who Moved My Fish!"Fish!"
This This demotivational demotivational best-seller adds best-seller adds context to any context to any discussion about discussion about Fish ProductsFish Products
Spend More Time Fishing Spend More Time Fishing with the New Retirement with the New Retirement Plan!Plan!
Benefits:Benefits: 85 Points – Pension Benefit = nothing85 Points – Pension Benefit = nothing Age 65 – Pension Benefit = nothingAge 65 – Pension Benefit = nothing 40 years – Pension Benefit = nothing40 years – Pension Benefit = nothing Death – Pension Benefit = nothingDeath – Pension Benefit = nothing
Result: A much simpler plan!Result: A much simpler plan!
Old Plan vs. New PlanOld Plan vs. New Plan
Much SimplerNot one nickel
New Plan AdvantagesNew Plan Advantages
Benefits Easy to CalculateBenefits Easy to Calculate Fully "On the Move" PortableFully "On the Move" Portable Simplified Financial PlanningSimplified Financial Planning More Cost EffectiveMore Cost Effective Not TaxableNot Taxable No PaperworkNo Paperwork No SurprisesNo Surprises
Europe Uses Fish Product on Europe Uses Fish Product on Motivational Hazard LabelMotivational Hazard Label
European regulations now European regulations now include motivational hazard include motivational hazard labelslabels
The new labels suggest The new labels suggest reasons to be safereasons to be safe
Environmental hazard label Environmental hazard label (right) includes a Fish Product(right) includes a Fish Product
Fish Product reminds people to Fish Product reminds people to avoid hazards so they can avoid hazards so they can enjoy Fish Productsenjoy Fish Products
U.S. Dept of Transportation U.S. Dept of Transportation Considers Motivational Considers Motivational LabelingLabeling
The DOT is currently testing the hazard label The DOT is currently testing the hazard label above, based loosely on the E.U. designabove, based loosely on the E.U. design
The label reminds shippers that they might The label reminds shippers that they might miss FPD if they get injured or killed by the miss FPD if they get injured or killed by the hazardhazard
Organizational Organizational AnnouncementAnnouncement
Fish Products Day announces Fish Products Day announces formation of a new subsidiary, FPD formation of a new subsidiary, FPD CARP SERVICES, for the purpose of CARP SERVICES, for the purpose of utilizing low-cost Carp as a Fish utilizing low-cost Carp as a Fish Products Day feedstockProducts Day feedstock
In the future, FPD growth is expected In the future, FPD growth is expected to come from leveraging our to come from leveraging our expertise through Edibles from Carp™expertise through Edibles from Carp™
Carp - New Growth for FPDCarp - New Growth for FPD
Fish Products Day growth is Fish Products Day growth is limited by raw material limited by raw material costscosts
U.S. Carp reserves are U.S. Carp reserves are some of the world's largest, some of the world's largest, estimated at a 12,450-year estimated at a 12,450-year supply in Mississippi alonesupply in Mississippi alone
The following slides outline The following slides outline the program:the program:
Raw Fish Costs
Sauce Costs
Cooking Utility Costs
Achieve stable, low-cost raw fish Achieve stable, low-cost raw fish positionspositions
Expand current fish productsExpand current fish products Selectively lunch new fish products Selectively lunch new fish products
if attractiveif attractive
All Edibles from Carp Projects will target a yield of at least 1 Edible serving per Carp
Carp
CarpClarification
Mud
StrategicRaw FishMaterials
Cod
Talapia
Squid
Mixing
FinsEyesScales
Ω3 Fat Molecules
Bones
can be sequestered to reduce Global Warming
Edibles from Carp™ Edibles from Carp™
Leveraging our intimate knowledge Leveraging our intimate knowledge of Fish Products to reduce operating of Fish Products to reduce operating costs!costs!
Merry ChristmasMerry Christmas
At this time of At this time of year, year, remember that remember that fish aren't our fish aren't our friends. friends. They're food!They're food!