Where, oh where did wearables go?
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where, oh where did wearables go?
mine ended up in the junk drawer
sitting alongside an old Tamagatchi
surely a sign, these devices were doomed
until I discovered a magical place where wearables are thriving
where they have their own groupies
they’re worn by parents and kids (heck, even the rodents got on board)
the wearables went to the happiest place on earth
and were gifted the name “MagicBand”
say it with me, “MagicBand”
the $$$$$$ just rolls off your tongue
Disney cracked the winning wearables formula
you can buy that set of Minnie ears (that will guarantee you at least 5 s on Instagram)
with your MagicBand…
unlock your hotel room (after a few too many Hakuna Matata cocktails)
cut in front of the poor kids waiting in the ridiculously long Space Mountain line, guilt free
be identifiable, in case of a magical emergency
(sometimes Goofy bites)
and accessorise to your inner 10 year old heart’s delight
the MagicBand transforms your vacation experience into an effortless wave of the wrist
it’s a band that does your bidding
I tried this out with my old battery drained Jawbone UP
and I ended up *accidentally* hitting my boyfriend in the face
I think it’s time to put these babies on ebay
and start saving for Florida, baby.
MagicBand me.
Wocka wocka wocka!