Why was 6 afraid of 7?

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What do elves learn in school?

How do you make a tissue dance?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why do bees have sticky hair?

The Elf-abetNacho Cheese

Pencil-vania You put a little boogie in it

A pork chop! Because they use honeycombs

Because 7, 8, 9. A tuba toothpaste

He was a little hoarse To get to the other slide.

What is black & white, black & white, black &

white?

Where do cows go for date night?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What goes Ha Ha Ha plop?

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?

What does a snail say when it’s rid on a turtles

back?

Why cant a T-Rex Clap?

What do you call a boomerang that does not

come back?

What dog can jump higher than a building?

How do you make a fruit punch?

It’s extinctTo the MOOOvie theater

Because pepper makes them sneeze

A stick

A zebra with a drum kit Give it boxing lessons.

A penguin rolling down a hill Weeeee!!!

Someone laughing their head off. Any dog, buildings can’t jump!

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

What animal needs to wear a wig?

Why was the math book sad?

What does a snowman eat for breakfast?

What is the best way to catch a fish?

Where can you find an ocean with no water?

What animal should you never play cards with?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What is a ghosts favorite food?

Why did the lady want wheels on her rocking

chair?

A cheetah. A bald eagle

It had so many problems. A gummy bear!

Have someone throw it at youSo she could rock and roll.

A chair. On a map.

Snowflakes BOO berries

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Hippos don’t have to worry about sunscreen. Their skin makes a pink

slime that blocks the sun!

Butterflies have about 1,200 eyes. But they are clustered together so it

looks like one big eye.

Cows have four stomachs

Zebras are actually white with black stripes.

Comets are space rocks made most-ly from ice and dust, just like giant

dirty snowballs!

Honeybees have hair on their eyes to help keep their eyeballs clean. The

hair catches dirt and pollen!

Starfish do not have brains!! They feel their way through life just using their sense of touch, taste, and smell.

A cow needs to drink 4 gallons of water just to make 1 gallon of milk!

Cats sleep about 16 hours a day!

A group of cats is called a clutter or a chowder.

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Your heart is about the same size as your fist

A cat has 200 muscles in each ear.

An oyster can take 5 years just to make one pearl.

Horses and cows sleep while standing up.

Sharks lay the biggest eggs in the world.

Frogs drink through their skin.

Dragonflies can see in all directions at once.

No words in the dictionary rhyme with orange.

Hummingbirds can fly backwards.

Cats use their whiskers to check whether a space is too small for

them to fit through or not.