Mrs Scandalay 03/04!!!…ROFL!

Danny…

“THE TOKEN”

COLGANAAATOOORR!!

BEGAT!..

Mrs Scandalay 04/05…Kate

“BREAKFAST SURPRISE”

FOOOOSSSSTTAAAARRRRR!!

“Words cannot express enough how pleased I am to relinquish the crown… 

      No surprises this time ! Big thanks go out to my peeps and my

unwilling victims, who I hear are still seeking medical advice,  

and to Danny for not stepping up to the plate.....something tells me it will be her year this year.....  

of course I would be no where with out the support of my family and friends..…”

BEGAT!!>….

MR SCANDALAY 03/04…

Mr Scandalay 2004/05Holeee sheeeat, I mean, I’m Scott Baio

and, yeah, I done seen some crazy stuff with Big Al in my time…

But apparently all these dudes are related?!?

Robbie

RAAAYAAAAAWWW!

Mr Scandalay 2004/05had this to say, upon his impending abdication

Yo Wazup!Hacksaw Jim Murphy?“For scandalday you have

Murph getting cauught dancing nude through Skype video. I had to go sit in the shower "Crying Game" style after seeing it.”

– C.Zolkoff

“The Token” Times Twose?

“How's this   picking up a guy at a gayclub....

being told to stop snogging at the bar as it was putting the patrons off .....

taking him home – i think should pretty much do it.......  

Who does that!!”F.Surprise

………

Bindoon Rock Tour 06/07. Tickets at all good Tippy Pizza & Shit Grill outlets

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhaha

Ahaa…. Hahha *wipes tear* aha *cough*…

Jolly good!

Frozen P’s contributions…

1) "Turning Japanese" Met this guy the other day in E.D....Off his tits on

bogan dust, came in for psychiatric help cos he is "like a total pervert" when on the bogans. Said that he spent two hours in the toilets at B.P."wanking off". Quality chap....

2)"The Missing Lynx" Met this "dong-bonger" in the ED too. His boyfriend rogered him up the date with a can of Lynx (lid was still on), but it got stuck. Heard the surgeon say to him during painful removal, "Jesus mate, you're lucky I've got big hands!" There were more than thirty odd foot of grunts behind that curtain, eh!

Quite the pair…

Or howsabout….

“Year Of Living

Scandalayously! Smoking up to 40 cones in an afternoon, his humble Saladin abode became a thoroughfare for crackwhores – namely, Crazy

Stripper Chick and Coby – the girl who taught me how to make Milk Metho Bombs!!”

The Italian Job!“Howsabout how he brought new chick, Chachi, to meet his crazy mo'fo mates for One Nite Only down south, where he ends up impressing his new ladyfriend with Cossack Dancing and La Mona's On

The Beach!”

Howsabout this homer?…

Son Of Marty “PooBear” Loro?“if you want scandalay and acurate

scandalay not scandalay built around a web of lies how bout said pole slurper going on holidays with his family to tassie then getting hit on by 50 yo gay farmer, a "friend" of his dads. tell us badge how friendly were they.

are you, in fact…a poo baby.”S.Mori

BUT, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!

MELANIE“VAMPIRE RAMMER”BUTLERRRRR!!

Shortly after this photo was taken, on NYE 05/06, the Vampire formerly known as “Mels” transformed into an ethereal being – not requiring light, abstinence nor sobriety, the animal was unleashed…

Whilst we were all sipping Kristal, wearing kimono's (or for Kim - KimMona's!) and rambling about a successful evening of theft…

Unbeknownst to us, The Unholy Vampire had taken The Unholier Reverend to her lair…

The Reverend returned a shattered man and was later heard to remark "She used me man…

LIKE A BATTERING RAM MAN!"

MELS

BUTLEERRRRRRR!!!

MRS SCANDALAY 2005/06

..and now…a man….

“his pole dancing nazi stories also rate a mention”

“packin dildoes....thats pretty scandalay worthy...especially his story about showing the IT dudes who were doing some kind of systems audit on the place how you scan the dildo's bar code to find their storage position in the warehouse. Lets just say those guys will never be the same again.”

“the sexual abuse he poured on Shannon [and Heath] was pretty vileay…”

MR. SCANDALAY 2005/06 and reigningKING OF SCANDALAY

“Yeah Shane Mori would have to be a contender,

when he left the dildo factory they gave him an entire fake ass, cock and balls with a paddleattached to it called mr spanky butt –

pretty much the night after hequit he'd already broken the paddle over mr spanky butt's ass and waslying splayed out in his living room tonguing spanky butt's tightlatex hole.

I'm sure there was someone else there to witness, hawksmaybe?”

L.PooBear

For his tireless dedication to single-handedly (pun intended) reviving the sex industry…

SHANE

MORI McCOC-EYE!!!

MR. SCANDALAY 2005/06

Better luck next year…

Next year?…

(Is now the time for Fergus to reveal his inspiration for “The Fromberg”?)

Many thanks to our esteemed and elite judging panel…

…i’ll f’n kill you

I am the superiors Zolkov…

Wanna hookup for a Kite Surf d00d?

Use have 20 sexonds to compluy!!!101010LOL 2007

SYS64738

What do you think of his chances Aussie Anthony Keidis of Red Hot Chilli Peppers fame?