Weird BaconScented/Flavored Things That You Probably Didn’t Know ExistedBacon is one of the most popular smells known to the human nose. It’s so popular that even the most hard core of vegetarians will begrudgingly admit that they enjoy its scent. Thanks to the widespread love of bacon some well-meaning, if not crazy, people have come up with products that have a bacon scent or flavor. Here is a list of just some of the weirdest “baconated” things that we’ve discovered.

By: NobleWorks Cards

Bacon Scented SoapThis could be a very useful product for people who get tired of co-workers and parents asking them what they had for breakfast..

Bacon Flavored

VodkaGreat way to save you a lot of money. It eliminates the craving for a late night Denny's breakfast after staying at the bar all night.

Bacon Chocolate

BarBacon is awesome. Chocolate is awesome. If you combine the two you end up with something that is just too awesome to imagine, like Chuck Norris riding a dinosaur. Frankly it’s hard to imagine why it took so long for this combination to happen.

Bacon Mayonnaise

This would eliminated any kind of confusion about what type of condiment goes best with a BLT or egg sandwich..

Bacon Toothpaste

The perfect way to keep the lingering taste of that wonderful breakfast in your mouth all day long.

Bacon Shaving Cream

It will drive the women crazy making them want to kiss your smooth shaven face and maybe give it a little lick every now and then.

Bacon Christmas Ornaments

Not a good idea. It's hard enough trying to keep the dog from peeing on the Christmas tree. Now, he might try to eat it.

Bacon DoormatWhen it's zero degrees outside with two feet of snow, your doggie is still going to be looking forward to his impending potty break. Also, nothing says “welcome to my home” like bacon.

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