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Program Highlights.............................................................................................................................................................................3

Chris Humfrey's Wild Life...............................................................................................................................................................3

The Great Rift: Africa's Wild Heart: Water.....................................................................................................................................4

The Kennedys.................................................................................................................................................................................5

Message Stick.................................................................................................................................................................................6

My Family's Crazy Gap Year: The McClements...............................................................................................................................7

QI: Eating........................................................................................................................................................................................8

Artscape: Hannah Gadsby: The NGV Story Part 1..........................................................................................................................9

Spicks And Specks........................................................................................................................................................................10

Angry Boys...................................................................................................................................................................................11

Recipe For Murder.......................................................................................................................................................................12

Outback Kids................................................................................................................................................................................13

Thorne: Scaredy Cat.....................................................................................................................................................................14

Outcasts.......................................................................................................................................................................................15

A Quiet Word With Shaun Micallef..............................................................................................................................................16

Watch Out For..................................................................................................................................................................................17

The New Inventors.......................................................................................................................................................................17

Hungry Beast................................................................................................................................................................................18

Catalyst........................................................................................................................................................................................ 19

Amendments....................................................................................................................................................................................20

Program Guide.................................................................................................................................................................................35

Sunday,22 May 2011....................................................................................................................................................................35

Monday,23 May 2011..................................................................................................................................................................38

Tuesday,24 May 2011..................................................................................................................................................................41

Wednesday,25 May 2011.............................................................................................................................................................45

Thursday,26 May 2011.................................................................................................................................................................49

Friday,27 May 2011......................................................................................................................................................................52

Saturday,28 May 2011.................................................................................................................................................................57

Marketing Contacts..........................................................................................................................................................................61

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ABC1 Program Guide: National: Week 22 Program Highlights

Program HighlightsSunday

06:30PM

Chris Humfrey's Wild LifeSunday,22 May 2011

Meet Chris Humfrey, a zoologist who lives with his young family and their really big dog in an idyllic bush haven in country Victoria. But the Humfreys also share their home with a few other pets - more than 2000 and each one of them needs care and attention 24/7. This isn't your average family home. It's a private zoo where human and animal sagas unfold on a daily basis. Follow Chris in this chaotic, animal-crazy series that captures the drama, the danger, the animal antics and the sheer exhilaration of Chris Humfrey's Wild Life. Every day, a new saga unfolds at the zoo.

This week at the zoo, Xavier notices something is wrong in the wallaby enclosure. A joey has been killed overnight by predatory owls. Chris rescues the remaining joey, saving it from a similar fate. With lots of care, Nova the Masked Owl, has grown dramatically. Masked owls learn how to fly when they are three months old so it's time Chris found out how to train her. Researching on the Internet, he finds a raptor park on Kangaroo Island that demonstrates birds of prey in free flight. Chris discovers another good reason to travel there. There's a wild life park for sale. This might be the opportunity Chris has always wanted to expand his business. Due to its isolation from mainland predators, Kangaroo Island has become a true wild life sanctuary. So for animal-obsessed Chris - it's going to be a jam-packed 48 hours. Chris returns to the zoo. Spring has arrived and with it Chris has a new set of animal babies to look after - squirrel gliders, rainbow lorikeet chicks and his two prized koala babies - Gumnut and Bruce.

http://abc.net.au/iview/

PRODUCTION DETAILSA December Films Production for the Australian Broadcasting Corporation and ITV Studios Global Entertainment © December Films and Film Victoria.


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Sunday

07:30PM

The Great Rift: Africa's Wild Heart: WaterSunday,22 May 2011

Faulting and rifting has channelled East Africa's rivers to provide a sanctuary for mighty gatherings of hippos and birds. The same turbulent forces also created the freshwater lakes, thousands of feet deep. Each lake has evolved its own unique species; Lake Malawi alone has more species of fish than any other lake in the world, while above the surface, enormous swirling clouds turn out to contain literally billions of insects, which form the basis for the extraordinary ecosystem. Further north, chemicals leached from the Rift's alkaline volcanoes have created some of Africa's most inhospitable habitats: the caustic soda lakes. Yet even here life continues to flourish as flamingos have adapted to this harsh world and they gather in their tens of thousands. At its northern extremity, the Rift plunges into the sea at Djibouti and enters a world of giant corals and shoals of colourful fish.

Inside The Great Rift - Sunday 22 May, 8.20pm ABC1

At the conclusion of The Great Rift: Africa's Wild Heart - take a look behind the scenes. Cameraman Gavin Newman has spent several years developing a remote underwater camera which he calls 'Nemo'. He is about to send it on its maiden voyage on a descent into the cracks in the floor of the Southern Red Sea where no human eyes have seen before. However, when a group of Whale Sharks are sighted near the surface it calls for a more manual approach.


PRODUCTION DETAILSA BBC/Animal Planet co-production. Series Producer: Phil Chapman; Executive Producer: Mike Gunton


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Sunday

08:35PM

The KennedysSunday,22 May 2011 New Series

The Kennedys is one of the most controversial and compelling miniseries of the year. The series stars Greg Kinnear as John F. Kennedy (Jack), Katie Holmes as Jackie Kennedy and Tom Wilkinson as Joe Kennedy Snr. It also stars Barry Pepper as Bobby Kennedy, Diana Hardcastle as Rose Kennedy.

This epic family story is told through a series of flashbacks, recounting the triumphs and tragedies of JFK's tumultuous journey to the White House.

We see the dominant role that Joe Snr. played in the family and the loyalty of sons Jack and Bobby. He would do anything, and spend whatever was needed to get a Kennedy to the White House. Evidence linking Joe Snr. to mob bosses, collected by the FBI's J. Edgar Hoover, ultimately leads to his devastating stroke in 1961.

The Bay of Pigs, civil rights, the Berlin Wall, the Cuban Missile Crisis - trace Jack's maturation from an inexperienced mishandler of events, to a statesman and world leader.

Jack's reliance on amphetamines and his infidelities put strain on his marriage, but the death of their newborn son in August 1963 brings the couple closer than ever before. Jackie agrees to go with JFK on that fateful trip to Dallas, where he is assassinated.

Bobby and Jackie, consumed by grief, then enter into a complex relationship. Bobby tries to take Jack's place, becoming the heir to the Kennedy legacy. He runs for President in 1968 and is on the verge of securing the nomination of the Democratic Party, when he's killed after the California Primary.

The Kennedys will be repeated on ABC2 – Monday, May 23 at 10:30pm

http://abc.net.au/iview/PRODUCTION DETAILSA Muse Entertainment Production in association with Asylum Entertainment. Executive Producers: Joel Surnow, Michael Prupas, Jonathan Koch, Steve Michaels, Jamie Paul Rock, Stephen Kronish, Jon Cassar. Produced by Jamie Paul Rock. Written by Stephen Kronish. Directed by Jon Cassar.


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Monday

06:30PM

Message StickMonday,23 May 2011 New Series

This year Message Stick airs in a new timeslot and will screen in a series of seasons - the first consisting of 15 episodes over three weeks. These will go to air at 6.30pm from Monday May 23 to Friday June 10.

Monday May 23 at 6.30pm - The Wilma Reading Story Jazz singer Wilma Reading who spent most of her career abroad, sang with some of the jazz greats but knew little fame or recognition in her own country.

Tuesday May 24 at 6.30pm - Tales From the Daly River Wungung, a young boy out hunting with his grandparents does not listen to their advice, and his fate is sealed when he disturbs a little grey spirit.

Wednesday May 25 at 6.30pm - Dancing with the Prime Minister August 1968, 1200 people crammed the Sydney Town Hall to celebrate the first national Aboriginal debutante ball where the guest of honour was the then, Australian Prime Minister, John Gorton.

Thursday May 26 at 6.30pm - Constructive Mob A touching, sometimes humorous and ultimately inspiring journey into the lives of Indigenous road workers as they battle to overcome personal struggles and long term unemployment.

Friday May 27 at 6.30pm - Red Dust Red Dust Healing applies simple yet effective techniques that equip participants with 'tools' to build a better future as leaders for their families and communities.


PRODUCTION DETAILSThe Wilma Reading story produced by Adrian Wills; Tales From the Daly River directed by Steven McGregor; Dancing with The Prime Minister produced written and directed by Lara Cole; Constructive Mob produced by Veronica Fury and directed by Douglas Watkin; Red Dust produced by Grant Leigh Saunders


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Tuesday

08:30PM

My Family's Crazy Gap Year: The McClementsTuesday,24 May 2011

Nikki McClements joins the families looking to throw over their regular life and explore the world.

She takes her nine-year-old daughter, Beth, around the world to show her how the poor people live. Nikki had to work three jobs to save the money needed for the trip. She also had to leave behind her boyfriend whom she has promised to marry on her return.

Meanwhile, their epic journey takes them from their home in Devon to volunteer in poor communities across three continents, from a South African orphanage to a subsistence village in Thailand.


PRODUCTION DETAILSExecutive Producers: Tim Carter and Simon Ford. Series produced by James Nutt for Channel 4TV UK.


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Tuesday

09:25PM

QI: EatingTuesday,24 May 2011

Welcome to the QI grill for tonight's episode on eating. Joining QI master Stephen Fry are Jimmy Carr, Johnny Vegas, Phill Jupitus and Alan Davies. All of the panellists have food-themed buzzers. The first foodie question - what happens in the Rhubarb Triangle?

Then later in the show there is an interesting question about what causes stomach ulcers. Australian Nobel Prize Winner Dr Barry Marshall proved his and Dr Robin Warren's theory by putting his own body on the line.


PRODUCTION DETAILSA Quite Interesting talkback THAMES production.


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Tuesday

10:00PM

Artscape: Hannah Gadsby: The NGV Story Part 1Tuesday,24 May 2011

In May 2011 the National Gallery of Victoria (NGV) turns 150. To celebrate, Hannah Gadsby, comedian and self-confessed art lover, is off on a rollicking historical ride through the collection of one of Australia's most loved art institutions.

From the NGV's humble beginnings at the Victorian Public Library to the recently refurbished facility on St Kilda Road, Hannah Gadsby: The NGV Story reveals the last 150 years hasn't all been beer and skittles. In fact, the Gallery's 'unofficial history' reads more like a great battle: full of cunning strategies and embarrassing blunders. Wealth, conflict, ingenuity and stupidity all take a role in the story of one of the finest art collections in the world.

Gadsby's expose uncovers the cast of rogues and rebels who have made the NGV what it is today. People like Sir Redmond Barry, the Supreme Court judge who set up the gallery in 1861 is better known for sentencing Ned Kelly to hang; and Patrick McCaughey, the flamboyant director in the 1980’s, who is best known for buying, losing and recovering the gallery's most famous painting, Picasso's Weeping Woman.

With her trade mark deadpan wit, Gadsby asks the hard questions: How did a gallery in such a far-flung colony manage to amass such a rich collection? Which trustee didn't have a beard? Was the head of the gallery school really anally retentive? And what is art all about?

Hannah Gadsby: The NGV Story is an informative historical romp with Gadsby shaking the NGV's skeletons out of the closet!


PRODUCTION DETAILSArtscape: Hannah Gadsby: The NGV Story is produced by ABC TV. Executive Producer of Arts & Entertainment: Tarni James; Series Producer: Karen Leng


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Wednesday

08:30PM

Spicks And SpecksWednesday,25 May 2011

Joining Adam, Myf and Alan this week are one of Australia's finest jazz musicians Vince Jones, singer, dancer and choreographer Matt Lee, comedian and radio presenter Meshel Laurie, and guitarist from ARIA Award-winning comedy group Tripod, Scott Edgar.

In the game 'Know Your Product', Alan's team are tested on their knowledge of 'Bebop', while Myf and her team show us what they know about 'Noughties Pop Tarts'.

In 'Sir Mix'n'Matchalot', each team is given three famous people and three facts about them. They have to match the fact with the correct person.

Vince Jones is first to tackle tonight's game of 'Substitute', where he attempts to sing three well-known songs, substituting the lyrics with words from the book I've Got Nits. Matt Lee takes his lyrics from The Statute of Westminster Adoption Act 1942.

To close the show, Matt Lee proves that you can tap dance to anything, in a performance not to be missed!


PRODUCTION DETAILSExecutive Producer: Tarni James; Series Producer: Marea Markou


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Wednesday

09:00PM

Angry BoysWednesday,25 May 2011

Daniel is organising a send-off for Nathan, 'Nathan's Legendary Farewell Party' before he leaves for deaf school. He plans to invite all the Legends from his 'Wall of Legends' to the party. S.mouse, the US rapper under house arrest and recently dropped from his record label because he uploaded his own composition and video 'Grandmother F*****' and ex-world champion surfer Blake Oakfield, now a washed-up surfie living in Narmucca Bay with his family but still involved in the surf gang, the 'Mucca Mad Boys' who have held the 'Fennell Hell Men' as rivals since they were children.

Angry Boys will be repeated on ABC2 – Tuesday, May 31 at 10:30pm


PRODUCTION DETAILSWritten, Directed, Produced and Starring Chris Lilley. Produced by Laura Waters (Princess Pictures) for ABC TV, HBO and acquired, (or pre-sold) to the BBC. ABC TV Executive Producer: Debbie Lee.


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Thursday

08:30PM

Recipe For MurderThursday,26 May 2011

Sydney, Australia 1953, a city in the grip of a deadly crime wave. In just over a year more than one hundred people were poisoned. The shocking truth is that most of the killers were women.

In 1952 two NSW detectives commenced a murder investigation. What they found was so diabolical that it created a storm of public outrage... women were adding rat poison to cakes and cups of tea and feeding it to their unsuspecting loved ones.

Unlike the popular images of 1950s domestic harmony, Sydney was a melting pot of violence, poverty and tensions between the sexes. In this claustrophobic post-war society, both men and women were trapped in roles that no longer fitted. But there was a way out. With no colour, no taste and no smell, Thallium, the active ingredient in rat poison was the perfect murder weapon. Banned in the rest of the Australia and most of the developed world, incredibly Thallium was freely available in Sydney... at every corner store.

Recipe For Murder tells the true story of three notorious poisoners; blonde ‘good time girl' Yvonne Fletcher, sixty-three-year-old grandmother Caroline Grills, and the attractive 'older woman' Veronica Monty.


PRODUCTION DETAILS

Screen Australia presents A Stray Dog Pictures Production for Jumping Dog Productions in association with Screen NSW and The Australian Broadcasting Corporation. Recipe for Murder is a 53 minute film narrated by Dan Wyllie, featuring Anne Looby, Betty Tougher and Aimee Horne. Writer/Director Sonia Bible. Produced by Susan Lambert. Co-Producer: Frank Haines; ABC Commissioning Editor: Alan Erson.


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Thursday

09:30PM

Outback KidsThursday,26 May 2011

This three-part documentary series follows the work of the Brahminy Group, run by Allan Brahminy, as it attempts to rehabilitate seven profoundly troubled young Aussie kids.

Following the assault, Allan Brahminy has no choice but to call in the police and stand down Roscoe. Bronte is desperate to talk to Allan but his attention is on Tim who has won his legal battle to return home. Derryan is caught stealing but there's a breakthrough with him. Not so with Zach who is refusing to open up completely to staff. The episode ends on a knife edge at a campsite as Bronte disappears into the night with a stranger.


PRODUCTION DETAILSWriter and Director: Marc Radomsky; Series Producer: Mike Bluett; Executive Producer: Mark Hamlyn. Outback Kids is a Beyond Screen Production Pty Ltd.


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Friday

08:30PM

Thorne: Scaredy CatFriday,27 May 2011

Based on the best selling crime novels by Mark Billingham - Scaredy Cat is a second DI Tom Thorne (David Morrissey) thriller, where killing becomes a team sport. The film depicts a vicious, calculated murder.

The killer selected his victim at Euston station, followed her home, and strangled her to death in front of her child.

At the same time, in the same way, a second body is discovered at the back of King's Cross. Thorne discovers that this is not a single serial killer he's up against, but two of them.


PRODUCTION DETAILSCAST: David Morrissey (U Be Dead, Red Riding, Blackpool, State of Play), Aiden Gillen (The Wire, Queer As Folk), Eddie Marsan (Red Riding, Little Dorrit and Inspector Lestrade in Guy Ritchie's Sherlock), Sandra Oh (Grey's Anatomy, Sideways). Directed by Stephen Hopkins. Screenplay written by Dudi Appleton and Jim Keeble.


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Saturday

08:30PM

OutcastsSaturday,28 May 2011 New Series

Gripping epic drama about a group of courageous pioneers building a new and better future on a distant planet.

Amid growing fears for the future of Earth, a fleet of anti-matter transporters departs for a newly discovered life-supporting planet they name Carpathia, in a distant galaxy.

Led by president Tate (Liam Cunningham) and his core team of Stella (Hermione Norris), Cass (Daniel Mays) and Fleur, they take charge in the settlement of Forthaven and prepare to leave their old lives behind, far away from their home, friends and family.

They await the arrival of what could be the last transporter from Earth, whose entry to Carpathia is highly dangerous due to atmospheric pressure and combustion risk.

Loyalties are tested as the head of Forthaven's Expeditionaries attempts to break away from the settlement, and the beginnings of a mystery which goes right to the heart of human life on Carpathia are uncovered.


PRODUCTION DETAILSProduced by Radford Neville. Directed by Bharat Nalluri, Omar Madha, Andy Goddard and Jamie Payne for Kudos Film and Television. A BBC America co-production.


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Saturday

09:30PM

A Quiet Word With Shaun MicallefSaturday,28 May 2011

In A Quiet Word with Shaun Micallef, Tony Martin drags the award-winning comedian, writer, actor and game show host back to the national broadcaster to explain himself.

In a conversation that veers all over the shop, Micallef recalls his early stage performances - and their reviews, reveals how he snuck onto national television through the back door, and explains how he has juggled several different 'versions' of himself in his various TV projects.

There are frequent insights, several cheap laughs and a mystifying reference to Chester Conklin in this candid and amusing Quiet Word with the often misspelt Shaun Micallef.


PRODUCTION DETAILSA Quiet Word With is produced by International Skylarking Pty Ltd in association with ABC TV. Executive Producers: Greg Sitch and Tony Martin; Producer: Nikki Hamilton-Cornwall; Director: Gary McCaffrie; ABC TV Executive Producer: Kath Earle


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ABC1 Program Guide: National: Week 22 Watch Out For

Watch Out ForWednesday,25 May 2011

08:00PM

The New InventorsHosted by James O'Loghlin, The New Inventors presents an Intellectual Property special, helping to keep Australia's brightest breakthroughs safe and sound. Deciding the winner of these three inventions are: engineer James Bradfield Moody, designer Alison Page, and guest judge IP lawyer Matt Ward.

Inventions featured on the program:

ETOOL - by inventors Richard Haynes and Alex Bruce from WA

People are becoming increasingly motivated to reduce their carbon footprint. But how can we know how much energy is required for the house we live in? Richard Haynes and Alex Bruce, 32 and 31 years old respectively, are part of the new wave of young inventors tackling the world's environmental challenges.

eTool is the ultimate tool for sustainable building design. It is a software program and database that uses engineering principles to calculate the carbon footprint of a house throughout its entire lifecycle with a high level of accuracy, from materials and construction, through to occupancy and beyond. It will tell you the embodied energy consumption in the materials you choose, as well as the energy efficiency of the house and even calculate the carbon cost of maintenance and repainting during the building's lifetime.

PROBALL TRAINER - by inventor Bill Icim from QLD

Kids get bored so easily, it can be a mighty task to get them away from the computer and outdoors playing sports. Even harder is getting them to invest time in developing sports skills when doing so means spending half the time retrieving balls rather than practising. Bill Icim, a father of four boys, was inspired to invent after getting fed up seeing unhealthy kids playing computer games all day rather than playing outside.

The Proball Trainer is a device that allows you to practise baseball, softball, football, soccer and cricket. The system allows the ball to automatically return to you so you don't waste your time retrieving balls from the neighbours' yard, only to hit them over again.

WATER WATCH - by inventor David Webster from ACT

When water gets into a diesel fuel system, particularly in the newer common rail systems, it can create immediate damage which causes the vehicle to break down. This is becoming more commonplace as people update their diesel motor vehicles to more fuel efficient models. Repair for damage caused by water runs into the thousands of dollars.

Water Watch is an accurate pre-warning detection device which warns of water, even in small quantities, at high flow rates in diesel fuel systems before it enters the fuel injection system. The invention warns the motorist through an audio and visual signal when there is water in their fuel, allowing the problem to be identified and the contaminated fuel to be drained.



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Wednesday,25 May 2011

09:30PM

Hungry BeastOver twelve weeks, Hungry Beast viewers will see investigative journalism, deeply moving explorations of what it is to be human, stories from way out of left-field and graphic delights you won't find anywhere else on TV.

In episode ten, Hungry Beast examines the subject of Play, as we consider the ‘gamification’ of everyday life.

Monique Schafter, Dan Ilic, Kirsten Drysdale and Nick Hayden will front the show this season, while regular segments including 'Kirk Docker's close up Voxpops', 'Follow The Money' and 'The Beast File' will return.



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Thursday,26 May 2011

08:00PM

CatalystVoodooCan you really die from a curse? Jonica Newby travels to New Orleans, home of Louisiana voodoo, to uncover the source of its power - the Nocebo effect. We hear the true story of a harmful hex, attend a modern voodoo ceremony and visit a scientific lab with some truly incredible results. Jonica explores the power of the placebo's deadly opposite - the Nocebo effect.

Robotic Heart SurgeryMaryanne Demasi reports on a robotic navigation system being used to revolutionise the treatment of atrial fibrillation. Surgeons see a 3D-map of the heart and control the operation from outside the theatre - lowering the risk of infection.

Penguin DNAGeneration after generation of Adelie penguins have nested in the same Antarctic location for thousands of years. Researchers in Brisbane are comparing old DNA from penguin fossils and DNA from more recent samples to measure the rate of evolutionary change. On his last trip to Antarctica, Paul Willis gathered a few pairs of feet from deceased Adelie penguins at Brown Bluff on the tip of the Antarctic Peninsula. The analysis of the DNA provided by Paul is helping to build up a picture of evolutionary change much faster than previously estimated.

Martin Green Profile - The father of photovoltaics Scientia Professor Martin Green and his team have led the world in silicon cell efficiency since 1983, paving the way for the solar panels we now put on our homes. Dubbed 'the father of photovoltaics', he's guided a generation of international researchers and entrepreneurs - including China's first solar billionaire.

Sydney Brick Pit FossilAs you travel southward on the Princes Highway through Sydney, you'll pass by the remains of one of Sydney's oldest brick works. Now surrounded by recreational parkland, it was also where the fossilised bones of paracyclotosaurus were found. Paul Willis asks why the bones are now in London's Natural History Museum.

PlaceboThe placebo pill can cure any number of medical symptoms - why? Because you believe it can. And the effectiveness of a placebo can be determined by your genes.



Monday, April 25Delete program:1:55am Movie: Flight From Glory

Insert program:1:50am Silent Witness: Apocalypse

(Repeat, CC, M*Violence)An RAF helicopter crashes onto a detention centre for asylum seekers. As the case progresses, Nikki discovers irregularities among the asylum seekers and Harry starts falling out with the Ministry of Defence. CAST: Tom Ward

Delete program:3:00am Bowls: Australian Open 2011

Insert program:3:30am Bloodlines: The Little Family

(Repeat, CC, G* Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander viewers are advised that the following program contains images and voices of people who have died.)

Tuesday, April 26Delete program:12:30am Movie: The Late Edwina Black

Insert program:12:35am Silent Witness: Suffer The Children

(Repeat, CC, M*Violence)The discovery of a child's mutilated body in a river raises the question of ritual killing and brings Leo face-to-face with a ghost from his past. CAST: William Gaminara

Delete program:1:50am Movie: Affairs Of Annabel

Insert program:2:25am Uncle Max… The More I Give The More I Keep

(Repeat, CC, G* Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander viewers are advised that the following program may contain images and voices of people who have died.)Being one of the few remaining Yuin elders, it is crucial that 'Uncle Max' Harrison passes on his knowledge of the Yuin's ancient customs and beliefs in order to ensure cultural survival.

Wednesday, April 27Insert classification:10:00pm At The Movies

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ABC1 Program Guide: National: Week 22 Amendments

Amendments

Insert program:12:35am Silent Witness: Hippocratic Oath

(Repeat, CC, M*Violence)A post mortem on a child who died during pioneering surgery prompts Nikki to investigate a leading paediatrician with an unusually high mortality rate. CAST: Emilia Fox, William Gaminara

Delete program:2:00am Uncle Max… The More I Give The More I Keep

Thursday, April 28Delete program:10:00pm Grumpy Old Women

Delete program:12:25am Movie: Fahrenheit 451

Insert program:12:35am Silent Witness: Double Dare

(Repeat, CC, M*Strong violence)Nikki is forced to revisit an emotive and controversial case from her past when a notorious female murderer is herself murdered.CAST: Emilia Fox, William Gaminara

Delete program:2:15am Movie: Flying Leathernecks

Insert program:2:15am Silent Witness: Peripheral Vision

(Repeat, CC, M*Adult themes, coarse language, violence)Nikki clashes with DCI Mays over the guilt of a gypsy he suspects of a double murder, while Harry takes on an insurance company which is refusing to pay out life assurance. CAST: Tom Ward, Ian Puleston-Davies

Saturday, April 30Insert classification:11:00am Cooking The World

(PG*This program depicts animal treatment that may concern some viewers)

Insert classification:7:30pm Doctor Who

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Delete ‘TBA’:8:15pm TBA

Insert program:8:15pm Doctor Who: Confidential Cutdown

(CC)Specially filmed as a companion piece to Doctor Who. Includes behind-the-scenes action from the latest series of the popular family drama.

Insert classification:9:30pm A Quiet Word With Rob Sitch

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Insert classification:10:00pm The Graham Norton Show

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Saturday, April 30 NSW & ACTInsert teams:3:00pm Rugby Union: Shute Shield 2011: Gordon Vs Parramatta

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Sunday, May 01Delete program:1:50pm Catalyst Bytes

Insert episode title:10:10pm Compass: When God Spoke English: The Making Of The King James Bible

Insert classification:10:10pm Compass: When God Spoke English: The Making Of The King James Bible

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Monday, May 02Delete ‘TBA’:9:00am TBA

Insert program:9:00am ABC News

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Insert program:9:30am Business Today

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Insert classification:10:00am Backyard Science

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Amend program title:3:00am Bowls: Australian Open 2011: Men’s Singles Semi Final 2

Tuesday, May 03Delete ‘TBA’:5:00am TBA

Insert program:5:00am Gagadju: Timeless Land

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Wednesday, May 04Delete ‘TBA’:5:00am TBA

Insert program:5:00am From The Ashes

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Insert classification:8:30pm Spicks And Specks

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Thursday, May 05Delete ‘TBA’:5:00am TBA

Insert program:5:00am Oondoorrd Married Turtle

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Insert ‘Final’:12:30pm Dalziel And Pascoe

(CC, Repeat, PG) Final

Friday, May 06Delete ‘TBA’:9:00am TBA


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Saturday, May 07Insert classification:11:00am Cooking The World

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Delete program:12:00pm Two In The Top End

Insert program:12:00pm Collectors

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Saturday, May 07 TASInsert teams:1:00pm AFL Tasmania: State League 2011: Hobart Vs Devonport

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Sunday, May 08Insert program:11:00am ABC New Up-Date

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Insert classification:8:30pm Moby Dick

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Monday, May 09Delete program:4:00am Art Nation

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Insert program:4:00am The Bill

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Delete program:4:30am The Cook And The Chef


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Insert program:11:35pm MDA

(CC, Repeat, PG)A charismatic, brilliant geneticist, Professor Robyn Masterson approaches MDA to get indemnity for a daring medical experiment. Happy begins to question his work at MDA. CAST: Sigrid Thornton, Shane Bourne, Angie Milliken

Insert classification:12:25am The Clinic

(M*Violence and adult themes)

Amend program title and synopsis:3:00am Bowls: Australian Open 2011: Men’s Singles Final

(Repeat)Coverage of the Bowls Australian Open from Darebin in Melbourne, Victoria.

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Tuesday, May 10Delete program:4:00am Travel Oz


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Tuesday, May 10 WA ONLYDelete ‘TBA’:8:00pm TBA

Insert program:8:00pm Foreign Correspondent

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Wednesday, May 11Delete program:4:00am Talking Heads

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Insert program:11:35pm Desert Lions

(CC)Big cat expert Dr Flip Stander follows the progress of a pride of five females, several cubs and two males, for a year, revealing the fascinating lives of these desert dwellers to show how they can survive.

Amend program start time to read:12:25am Parliament Question Time

Thursday, May 12Delete program:4:00am National Press Club Address


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Insert program:12:30pm The Prisoner

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Insert program:1:25pm Lead Balloon

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Thursday, May 12 WA ONLYDelete ‘TBA’:8:00pm TBA

Insert program:8:00pm Catalyst

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Saturday, May 14 TASInsert teams:1:00pm AFL Tasmania: State League 2011: Clarence Vs Lauderdale

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(CC, Repeat, M* Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander viewers are advised that the following program may contain images and voices of people who have died)Happy becomes further involved with Robyn Masterson and her Foundation. Meanwhile, Amanda continues to battle to save Julia Delvecchio, who in turn is battling her own demons. CAST: Sigrid Thornton, Shane Bourne

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(CC, G)Looks at efforts being made in Sabah, Borneo, to conserve their diminutive native elephants.

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(CC, Repeat, G)Griff Rhys-Jones, Rory McGrath, Dara O'Briain and Loli, the dog, reunite for a follow-up journey. The trio endeavour to sail from Tower Bridge to the Isle of Wight, followed by participation in a yacht race.

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(CC, Repeat, G) FinalGriff Rhys-Jones, Rory McGrath, Dara O'Briain and Loli, the dog, reunite for a follow-up journey. The trio endeavour to sail from Tower Bridge to the Isle of Wight, followed by participation in a yacht race.

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ABC1 Program Guide: National: Week 22 Amendments

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ABC1 Program Guide: National: Week 22Sunday 22 May 2011

Program GuideSunday,22 May 2011

04:00AM rage(M)

05:00AM rage(PG)

06:00AM rage(G)

06:30AM Waybuloo: Nok Tok's Happy Plant(CC, Repeat, G)

06:50AM Pingu: Pingu Gets Help(CC, Repeat, G)

06:55AM Bindi: The Jungle Girl: Weirdest Wildlife(CC, Repeat, G)

07:20AM The Wannabes: Classroom Musical Part 2(CC, Repeat, G) Final

07:40AM The Slammer(CC, Repeat, G)

08:10AM Clang Invasion: Chicken Pocalypse/ The E.A.R.L. Files(CC, Repeat, G)

08:35AM Ruby Gloom: Hair-Less The Musical: Part 1(CC, Repeat, G)

09:00AM Insiders(CC, Premiere, Exempt)

10:00AM Inside Business(CC, Premiere, Exempt)

10:30AM Offsiders(CC, Premiere, Exempt)

11:00AM ABC News Up-Date(CC, Repeat, Exempt)

11:05AM Asia Pacific Focus(CC, Premiere, Exempt)

11:30AM Songs of Praise: Senior School Choir(CC, Premiere)

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12:00PM Landline(CC, Premiere, Exempt)

01:00PM Elephant Nomads Of The Namib Desert(CC, Repeat)

02:00PM Spectacled Bears: Shadows Of The Forest(CC, Repeat, G)

03:00PM Ayn Rand: In Her Own Words(CC, Premiere)

03:55PM James Lee Burke: Louisiana Stories(Premiere)

04:50PM Sixteen(Repeat, G)

04:55PM The Making Of Collision Course: Slow Motion Crackup(CC, Repeat, G)

05:00PM Art Nation(CC, Premiere)

05:30PM Mr Bean With Rowan Atkinson: Gadget Kid(Repeat, G)

05:45PM Doctor Who(CC, Repeat)

06:30PM Chris Humfrey's Wild Life(CC, Premiere)Chris returns from a short trip to Kangaroo Island to a zoo full of new animal babies - squirrel gliders, rainbow lorikeet chicks and his two prized koala babies - Gumnut and Bruce.

07:00PM ABC News(CC, Premiere)Local, National and International News.

07:30PM The Great Rift: Africa's Wild Heart: Water(CC, Premiere)The Great Rift Valley channels a huge diversity of waterways spanning from Egypt to Mozambique. Some lake and ocean deeps harbour previously unseen life-forms, while caustic waters challenge life to the extreme.

08:20PM Inside the Great Rift: Water(CC, Premiere)Cameraman Gavin Newman has spent several years developing a remote underwater camera. He is about to send it on a descent into the cracks in the floor of the Southern Red Sea.

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08:30PM ABC News Up-Date(CC, Premiere, Exempt)ABC News Up-Date

08:35PM The Kennedys(CC, Premiere, PG)The Kennedys family story is told through a series of flashbacks, recounting the triumphs and tragedies of JFK's journey to the White House, and the role his father played in the family's fate. CAST: Greg Kinnear, Katie Holmes

10:00PM Compass: Vale Patricia Brennan(CC, Premiere)Explores the life and work of Dr Patricia Brennan who led the campaign for the ordination of women priests in Australia's Anglican Church, and won.

10:30PM The Street(CC, Repeat, M, Coarse Language, Violence)For postman Wayne, life on the street has been less than kind recently after wife Val left him, taking with her their two sons and the dog. CAST: Mark Benton

11:30PM Opera Australia's Golden Jubilee(CC, Repeat, PG)A look at the beginning of Opera Australia; the huge impact Joan Sutherland had on the international reputation of the company; and taking receipt of one of the world's finest opera homes - the Sydney Opera House.

12:25AM Sherlock Holmes In Terror By Night(CC, Repeat, G)The famous sleuth and Watson are hired to guard the 'Star of Rhodesia', a fabulous diamond. DIR: Roy William Neill CAST: Basil Rathbone, Nigel Bruce (1946)

01:30AM The Private Life Of Henry VIII(CC, Repeat, PG)A portrayal of Henry VIII, one of Britain's most famous monarchs, as he moves from wife to wife. CAST: Charles Laughton, Merle Oberon DIR: Alexander Korda (1933)

03:10AM Killer Whale Islands With Nigel Marven(CC, Repeat, G)Nigel Marven takes a look at the huge variety of wildlife in the Falkland Islands including penguins, elephant seals, rare birds of prey, and a pod of orcas.

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ABC1 Program Guide: National: Week 22Monday 23 May 2011

Monday,23 May 201104:00AM The Bill: Psychiatric Help(CC, Repeat, PG)

05:00AM Art Nation(CC, Repeat)

05:30AM The Cook And The Chef: Cooking In A Restaurant(CC, Repeat, G)

06:00AM ABC News Breakfast(CC, Premiere, Exempt)

09:00AM ABC News(CC, Premiere, Exempt)

09:30AM Business Today(CC, Premiere, Exempt)

10:00AM Backyard Science(CC, Premiere)

10:25AM Atoms Alive: Little Cell Big Picture(CC, Repeat, G)

10:40AM Postcards From Bangladesh: Living(CC, Repeat, G)

11:00AM Landline(CC, Repeat, Exempt)

12:00PM Midday Report(CC, Premiere, Exempt)

12:30PM Monarch Of The Glen(CC, Repeat, PG)

01:30PM Cheese Slices: Australia(CC, Repeat, G)

02:00PM Parliament Question Time: The House Of Representatives(CC, Premiere, Exempt)

03:05PM Play School: Nursery Rhymes: Monday(CC, Repeat, G)

03:35PM Octonauts: The Octonauts And The Dwarf Lanternshark(CC, Repeat, G)

03:45PM Grandpa In My Pocket: The Robot To Beat All Robots(CC, Repeat, G)

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04:00PM The Mr Men Show: Games(CC, Repeat, G)

04:10PM Gawayn: Quest For A Quest(CC, Repeat, G)

04:25PM Mona The Vampire: Von Kreepsula Runs Amok/ The Nefarious Computer Virus(CC, Repeat)

04:50PM Pat And Stan: Stuart Does Everything(CC, Repeat, G)

05:00PM Dead Gorgeous: Re-Living History(CC, Repeat, G)

05:25PM Dance Academy(CC, Repeat, G)

05:50PM BTN Daily(CC, Premiere, G)

06:00PM Minuscule: The Ladybug(Repeat, G)A combination of 3D characters and live footage, with no commentary or dialogue, these shorts offer a bird's eye view of an insect's day-to-day existence.

06:05PM Mr Bean: Mr Bean(CC, Repeat, G)A comedy portraying the trials and tribulations of Mr. Bean - a man who constantly finds himself in difficult situations from which he tries to extricate himself in the worst possible way. CAST: Rowan Atkinson

06:30PM Message Stick: The Wilma Reading Story(CC, Premiere)Jazz singer Wilma Reading who spent most of her career abroad, sang with some of the jazz greats but knew little fame or recognition in her own country.


07:30PM 7.30(CC, Premiere)The ABC's national flagship current affairs program led by two of Australia's most respected journalists - Leigh Sales and Chris Uhlmann.

08:00PM Australian Story(CC, Premiere)Stories of contemporary Australian life and people, told by the subjects themselves.

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08:30PM Four Corners(CC, Premiere)Australia's longest running TV current affairs program.

09:15PM Media Watch(CC, Premiere)Australia's leading forum for media analysis and comment, presented by Jonathan Holmes.

09:35PM Q&A(CC, Premiere)Live, interactive and unpredictable - Tony Jones brings together a panel of politicians and prominent Australians to answer your questions.

10:30PM Lateline(CC, Premiere, Exempt)A unique nightly news analysis program bringing you up-to-the-minute coverage of Australian and international news and events.

11:05PM Lateline Business(CC, Repeat, Exempt)The day's business and finance news, with the latest trends on international share and currency markets, pointing to what Australians can expect in the day ahead.

11:35PM MDA: Second Chance: Part Three(CC, Repeat, M)The fallout from Julia Delvecchio's attempted suicide is felt not only at the lab but in the offices of MDA. Jamie is given the task of examining the test data from Robyn's lab. CAST: Sigrid Thornton, Shane Bourne

12:30AM The Clinic(CC, Premiere)Drama following life in a busy medical practice which provides everything from homeopathy and counselling to physiotherapy and plastic surgery. CAST: Aisling O'Sullivan

01:25AM Parliament Question Time: The House Of Representatives(CC, Repeat)The House Of Representatives

02:30AM Bloodlines: The Torres Family(CC, Repeat, G, Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander viewers are advised that the following program contains images and voices of people who have died)Broome in Western Australia is home to the Torres family who are fast mastering new technologies to tell old stories. They now run one of the most successful Indigenous film and television production companies in Australia.

03:00AM Bowls: Moama International Tri Series 2011: Scotland Vs England: Mens Pairs(Repeat)Coverage of the Bowls International Tri Series between Australia, England and Scotland from Moama in regional Victoria.

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ABC1 Program Guide: National: Week 22Tuesday 24 May 2011

Tuesday,24 May 201104:00AM The Bill: Reaching Out(CC, Repeat, PG)

05:00AM Travel Oz(CC, Repeat, G)

05:30AM The Cook And The Chef: Anlaby - A Country Homestead(CC, Repeat, G)




10:00AM Behind The News(CC, Premiere, G)

10:25AM What I Wrote: Debra Oswald - Dags(CC, Repeat, G)

10:30AM Magic Of Making: Woolly Jumpers(CC, Repeat, G)

10:35AM Designers: Fashion(CC, Repeat, G)

10:50AM Ace Day Jobs(CC, Repeat, G)

11:00AM Big Ideas(CC, Premiere)


12:30PM Time Team: The Cheyne Gang(CC, Repeat, G)

01:35PM Meerkat Manor: The Three Amigos(CC, Repeat, G)


03:05PM Play School: Nursery Rhymes: Tuesday(CC, Repeat, G)

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03:35PM Octonauts: The Octonauts And The Pirate Parrotfish(CC, Repeat, G)

03:45PM Grandpa In My Pocket: Princess Purpelovna's Plan(CC, Repeat, G)

04:00PM The Mr Men Show: Hotel(CC, Repeat, G)

04:10PM Gawayn: Happy Sword(CC, Repeat, G)

04:25PM Mona The Vampire: The Miserable Phantom Dog/ Jurassic Parking Lot(CC, Repeat)

04:50PM Pat And Stan: Aunt Martha Moves(CC, Repeat, G)

05:00PM Dead Gorgeous: A Friend In Deed(CC, Repeat, G)



06:00PM Minuscule: Love Story(Repeat, G)A combination of 3D characters and live footage, with no commentary or dialogue, these shorts offer a bird's eye view of an insect's day-to-day existence.

06:05PM Mr Bean: The Return Of Mr. Bean(CC, Repeat, G)Follows Mr Bean's follies in a restaurant and his absurd preparations to meet a member of the Royal Family. CAST: Rowan Atkinson

06:30PM Message Stick: Tales From The Daly River(CC, Premiere)Wungung, a young boy out hunting with his grandparents does not listen to their advice, and his fate is sealed when he disturbs a little grey spirit.



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08:00PM Foreign Correspondent(CC, Premiere)Mark Corcoran presents stories from the ABC's international correspondents.

08:30PM My Family's Crazy Gap Year: The McClements(CC, Premiere)A British mother takes her nine-year-old daughter on an epic journey to see how the world's poor live.

09:25PM QI: Eating(CC, Premiere)Welcome to the QI grill for this episode on eating. Joining Stephen Fry are Jimmy Carr, Johnny Vegas, Phill Jupitus and Alan Davies. All of the panellists have food-themed buzzers.

10:00PM Artscape: Hannah Gadsby: The NGV Story Part 1(CC, Repeat, G)In May 2011 the National Gallery of Victoria (NGV) turns 150. To celebrate, Hannah Gadsby, comedian and self-confessed art lover, is off on a rollicking historical ride through its collection.



11:30PM Four Corners(CC, Repeat)Australia's longest running TV current affairs program.

12:15AM Media Watch(CC, Repeat)Australia's leading forum for media analysis and comment, presented by Jonathan Holmes.


01:30AM Captain Kidd(CC, Repeat, B&W, PG)William III of England seeks protection for his treasure-laden ships sailing from Madagascar and enlists Captain Kidd's aid. CAST: Charles Laughton, Randolph Scott DIR: Roland V Lee (1945)

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03:00AM Big Ideas(CC, Repeat)Presents the best public talks, debates and lectures from Australia and around the world.

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ABC1 Program Guide: National: Week 22Wednesday 25 May 2011

Wednesday,25 May 201104:00AM The Bill: Lost Soul(CC, Repeat, M, Violence)

05:00AM Talking Heads: Neil Balnaves(CC, Repeat, G)

05:30AM The Cook And The Chef: Produce Of Two Islands(CC, Repeat, G)




10:00AM For The Juniors: Human Body: Using Your Body(CC, Repeat, G)

10:15AM Cyberchase: Less Than Zero(CC, Repeat, G)

10:35AM Behind The News(CC, Repeat, G)

11:00AM Big Ideas(CC, Premiere)


12:30PM National Press Club Address(CC, Premiere, Exempt)

01:30PM Everest ER(CC, Repeat, G)


03:05PM Play School: Nursery Rhymes: Wednesday(CC, Repeat, G)

03:35PM Octonauts: The Octonauts And The Electric Torpedo Rays(CC, Repeat, G)

03:45PM Grandpa In My Pocket: Mr Krumpgrumble's Visit(CC, Repeat, G)

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04:00PM The Mr Men Show: Chores(CC, Repeat, G)

04:10PM Gawayn: Armour Geddon(CC, Repeat, G)

04:25PM Mona The Vampire: The Whirling Void/ There's No Place Like Gnome(CC, Repeat)

04:50PM Pat And Stan: Roll With It(CC, Repeat, G)

05:00PM Dead Gorgeous: Grendel's Gold(CC, Repeat, G)



06:00PM Minuscule: Wasp Belle(Repeat, G)A combination of 3D characters and live footage, with no commentary or dialogue, these shorts offer a bird's eye view of an insect's day-to-day existence.

06:05PM Mr Bean: The Curse Of Mr. Bean(CC, Repeat, G)Mr. Bean risks life and limb as he attempts a high dive, prepares a luncheon and demonstrates conclusively why he hasn't got a girlfriend. CAST: Rowan Atkinson

06:30PM Message Stick: Dancing With The Prime Minister(CC, Premiere)August 1968, 1200 people crammed the Sydney Town Hall to celebrate the first national Aboriginal debutante ball where the guest of honour was the then Australian Prime Minister, John Gorton.



08:00PM The New Inventors(CC, Premiere)New inventions include the ultimate tool for sustainable building design; a device that allows you to practise ball sports; a pre-warning detection device which informs of water in diesel fuel systems.

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08:30PM Spicks And Specks(CC, Premiere)Joining Adam, Myf and Alan are jazz musician Vince Jones, singer, dancer and choreographer Matt Lee, comedian Meshel Laurie, and Tripod guitarist Scott Edgar.

09:00PM Angry Boys(CC, Premiere)Daniel's planning a huge farewell party for Nathan and wants to invite all their idols from the 'wall of legends' including ex-surf pro Blake Oakfield. CAST: Chris Lilley

09:30PM Hungry Beast(CC, Premiere)On Hungry Beast the subject is Play, as we consider the ‘gamification’ of everyday life.

10:00PM At The Movies(CC, Premiere)Join Margaret and David as they review the latest in cinema releases.



11:30PM Africa's Dragon Mountains(CC, Repeat)An intimate portrait of the spectacular Drakensberg - 'dragon mountains' - of South Africa, following giant antelope, bone-cracking vultures and raucous baboons as they struggle to survive in a land of extremes.


01:30AM Guns Of Hate(CC, Repeat, B&W, PG)Two drifters are falsely accused of murder when a gold mine is discovered. CAST: Tim Holt, Nan Leslie, Richard Martin, Steve Brodie DIR: Lesley Selander (1948)

02:30AM The Cook And The Chef: Just Cheese(CC, Repeat, G)Maggie Beer and Simon Bryant demonstrate the difference between 'off the rack' and 'couture' as they cook with some 'designer' cheeses.

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03:00AM Big Ideas(CC, Repeat)Presents the best public talks, debates and lectures from Australia and around the world.

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ABC1 Program Guide: National: Week 22Thursday 26 May 2011

Thursday,26 May 201104:00AM The Bill: Powerless(CC, Repeat, PG)

05:00AM National Press Club Address(CC, Repeat, Exempt)




10:00AM Real Chinese(CC, Repeat, G)

10:15AM Being Spanish(CC, Repeat, G)

10:50AM Me Voila!: Renaud Cestre(Repeat, G)

11:00AM Ancient Megastructures: The Alhambra(CC, Repeat, G)


12:30PM The Prisoner: Anvil(CC, Repeat, M)

01:25PM Lead Balloon: 5000 Pounds(CC, Repeat, PG)


03:05PM Play School: Nursery Rhymes: Thursday(CC, Repeat, G)

03:35PM Octonauts: The Octonauts And The Crafty Cuttlefish(CC, Repeat, G)

03:45PM Grandpa In My Pocket: The Most Splendiferous Sandcastle In Sunnysands(CC, Repeat, G)

04:00PM The Mr Men Show: Snow(CC, Repeat, G)

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04:10PM Gawayn: The Curse(CC, Repeat, G)

04:25PM Mona The Vampire: The Dreaded Human Spider/ The Living Mannequin(CC, Repeat)

04:50PM Pat And Stan: True-False Bobo(CC, Repeat, G)

05:00PM Dead Gorgeous: Smoke And Mirrors(CC, Repeat, G)



06:00PM Minuscule: Ugly(Repeat, G)A combination of 3D characters and live footage, with no commentary or dialogue, these shorts offer a bird's eye view of an insect's day-to-day existence.

06:05PM Mr Bean: Mr Bean Goes To Town(CC, Repeat, G)Mr. Bean sets up a new TV set which has to be humoured to get a picture; uses a novel method to identify a thief; pursues a lost shoe and acts as an uncooperative magician's stooge. CAST: Rowan Attkinson

Message Stick: Constructive Mob(Premiere)A touching, sometimes humorous and ultimately inspiring journey into the lives of Indigenous road workers as they battle to overcome personal struggles and long term unemployment.



08:00PM Catalyst(CC, Premiere, G)Voodoo - could it do real harm?; Robotic Heart Surgery; marking evolutionary change with penguin feet; genetic link to placebo effectiveness; the Aussie father of the solar cell; the lost dinosaurs - of Sydney!

06:30PM

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08:30PM Recipe For Murder(CC, Premiere)Sydney, the early 1950s... a city in the grip of a deadly crime wave. In just over a year more than one hundred people were poisoned. Most of the killers were women. CAST: Anne Looby, Betty Tougher, Aimee Horne

09:30PM Outback Kids(CC, Premiere, MA, Adult themes, Frequent coarse Language)Following the assault, Allan has no choice but to stand down Roscoe. To lighten the mood he takes the kids camping - but the episode ends on a knife edge at the campsite, when Bronte disappears into the night with a stranger.



11:35PM Live From Abbey Road: Panic At The Disco, David Gray, Suzanne Vega(CC, Repeat, M, Coarse Language)The most renowned recording studio on the planet invites you through its famous doors to see A-list music-makers and Grammy-winning artists. This episode features Panic At The Disco, David Gray, and Suzanne Vega.


01:30AM The Scarlet Pimpernel(CC, Repeat, B&W, G)Sir Percy Blakeney seems to be every bit a foppish English gentleman, but is in fact the 'Scarlet Pimpernel', daring saviour of French aristocrats from the infamous guillotine. CAST: Leslie Howard DIR: Harold Young (1935)

03:15AM Arctic Exposure With Nigel Marven: New Life Of Spring(CC, Repeat, G)Nigel Marven travels to the Canadian tundra in a nine month quest to observe native wildlife.

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ABC1 Program Guide: National: Week 22Friday 27 May 2011

Friday,27 May 201104:00AM The Bill: Innocence Betrayed(CC, Repeat, PG)

05:00AM Can We Help?(CC, Repeat, G)

05:30AM The Cook And The Chef: Lobster And Mushrooms(CC, Repeat, G)




10:00AM My Place: 1888 Victoria(CC, Repeat, G) Final

10:25AM Writers On Writing: The Write Stuff(CC, Repeat, G)

10:50AM Ace Day Jobs(CC, Repeat, G)

11:00AM Catalyst(CC, Repeat, G)

11:30AM One Plus One(CC, Premiere, Exempt)


12:30PM Midsomer Murders: Deadheads(CC, Repeat)

02:10PM World's Greenest Homes(CC, Repeat, G)

03:05PM Play School: Nursery Rhymes: Friday(CC, Repeat, G)

03:35PM Octonauts: The Octonauts And The Lost Lemon Shark(CC, Repeat, G)

03:45PM Grandpa In My Pocket: A Fabulous Family Photo(CC, Repeat, G)

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04:00PM The Mr Men Show: Food(CC, Repeat, G)

04:10PM Gawayn: Do The Knight Thing(CC, Repeat, G)

04:25PM Mona The Vampire: The X-Change Student/ Red Moon Monsters(CC, Repeat)

04:50PM Pat And Stan: Sting Recall(CC, Repeat, G)

05:00PM Dead Gorgeous: Love's First Kiss(CC, Repeat, G)



06:00PM Minuscule: The Dung Beetle Battle(Repeat, G)A combination of 3D characters and live footage, with no commentary or dialogue, these shorts offer a bird's eye view of an insect's day-to-day existence.

06:05PM Mr Bean: The Trouble With Mr. Bean(CC, Repeat, G)Rowan Atkinson stars in a comedy portraying the trials and tribulations of Mr. Bean - a man who constantly finds himself in difficult situations from which he tries to extricate himself in the worst possible way.

06:30PM Message Stick: Red Dust(CC, Premiere)Red Dust Healing applies simple yet effective techniques that equip participants with 'tools' to build a better future as leaders for their families and communities.


07:30PM 7.30(CC, Premiere)A state-based edition of 7.30 presented locally and featuring coverage of local issues (see other states).

08:00PM Collectors: Inventions(CC, Premiere, G)Meet one of Australia's biggest collectors of Hot Wheel cars; Ross King is passionate about movie projectors; and Gordon steps back in time and visits the Swan Hill Pioneer settlement in Victoria.

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08:30PM Thorne: Scaredy Cat(CC, Premiere)Two women have been murdered near a train station, but in different ways. When the connection is made with two other murders, DI Thorne realises that two serial killers are at work in a macabre partnership. CAST: David Morrissey


11:15PM Beautiful People: How I Got My Vase(CC, Repeat, M, Coarse Language, Sex References)New York window-dresser Simon Doonan's recollections of his eccentric British family inspired this hilarious and slightly-twisted sitcom set in Reading, UK, 1997. CAST: Samuel Barnett

11:45PM rage(Premiere, M)Continuous music programming. For information about rage playlists visit the website: abc.net.au/rage

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Other:ABC1 ACT

07:30PM 7.30 (ACT)(CC, Premiere, Exempt)Territory based current affairs. Chris Kimball examines the local issues concerning the ACT.

ABC1 NSW

07:30PM 7.30 (NSW)(CC, Premiere, Exempt)State based current affairs. Quentin Dempster examines the local issues concerning New South Wales.

ABC1 NT07:30PM 7.30 (NT)

(CC, Premiere, Exempt)Territory based current affairs. Laetitia Lemke examines the local issues concerning the Northern Territory.

ABC1 QLD07:30PM 7.30 (QLD)

(CC, Premiere, Exempt)

State based current affairs. Jessica van Vonderen examines the local issues concerning Queensland.

ABC1 SA07:30PM 7.30 (SA)

(CC, Premiere, Exempt)

State based current affairs. Simon Royal examines the local issues concerning South Australia.

ABC1 TAS07:30PM 7.30 (TAS)

(CC, Premiere, Exempt)State based current affairs. Airlie Ward examines the local issues concerning Tasmania.

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ABC1 VIC07:30PM 7.30 (VIC)

(CC, Premiere, Exempt)State based current affairs. Josie Taylor examines the local issues concerning Victoria.

ABC1 WA

07:30PM 7.30 (WA)(CC, Premiere, Exempt)

State based current affairs. Eliza Blue examines the local issues concerning Western Australia.

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ABC1 Program Guide: National: Week 22Saturday 28 May 2011

Saturday,28 May 201104:00AM rage(Premiere, M)

05:00AM rage(Premiere, PG)

06:00AM rage(Premiere, G)

08:00AM rage(Premiere, G)

10:00AM rage Guest Programmer: Art Vs Science(Premiere, PG)

11:00AM Willie's Wonky Chocolate Factory(CC, Repeat, G)

12:00PM Collectors: Inventions(CC, Repeat, G)

12:30PM Australian Story(CC, Repeat)

01:00PM Foreign Correspondent(CC, Repeat)

01:30PM The Trophy Room(CC, Repeat, PG)

02:00PM Sport: See Local Guides

05:00PM Bowls: Moama International Tri Series 2011: Australia Vs Scotland: Men's Singles(Premiere)

06:00PM Can We Help?(CC, Premiere)A special story about one young man's search to find out more about his past: Can We Help assists him with his search; Tim Flannery is our special guest; and Pete Rowsthorn joins the road crew.

06:30PM Gardening Australia(CC, Premiere, G)Jane Edmanson shows what will grow under the competition of trees; Leonie Norrington shows a simple way to grow leafy greens; Jerry Coleby-Williams plants a range of onions and their relatives suited to the sub-tropics.


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07:30PM Doctor Who(CC, Premiere)The Doctor returns, alongside newlyweds Amy and Rory, to face monsters and mysteries and adventures all across time and space. CAST: Matt Smith, Karen Gillan, Arthur Darvill.

08:15PM Doctor Who Confidential Cutdown(CC, Premiere)Specially filmed as a companion piece to Doctor Who. Includes behind-the-scenes action from the latest series of the popular family drama.

08:25PM ABC News(CC, Premiere, Exempt)Local, National & International News.

08:30PM Outcasts(CC, Premiere)Courageous new pioneers leave what they perceive as a doomed Earth and prepare for a new future on the distant planet of Carpathia, but loyalties and rifts surface when a breakaway attempt is made. CAST: Liam Cunningham

09:30PM A Quiet Word With Shaun Micallef(CC, Premiere)Tony Martin drags Shaun Micallef - the award-winning comedian, writer, actor and game show host - back to the national broadcaster to explain himself.

10:00PM The Graham Norton Show(CC, Repeat)Graham is joined by celebrity guest Lady Ga Ga.

10:45PM Durham County(CC, Repeat, MA, Violence)Superintendent of the Durham police precinct, Mike Sweeney is on a new task force investigating the gruesome murders of two young drug runners. CAST: Hugh Dillon

11:40PM rage Guest Programmer: Art Vs Science(Premiere, M)Sydney band Art Vs. Science guest program rage.

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Other:

ABC1 NSW & ACT02:00PM Pilot Guides: The Transatlantic Slave Trade

(CC, Repeat, PG)Our hosts travel throughout Africa, Europe, the Caribbean, and North and South America, discovering the terrible truth about the shameful episode of history which saw 12 million slaves taken out of Africa, and 2 million killed.

03:00PM Rugby Union: Shute Shield 2011(Premiere, Live)Coverage of the NSW Rugby Union Shute Shield.

ABC1 QLD02:00PM Rugby League: QLD Cup 2011

(Premiere, Live)

Coverage of the Queensland Cup Rugby League.

04:00PM Pilot Guides: The Transatlantic Slave Trade(CC, Repeat, PG)Our hosts travel throughout Africa, Europe, the Caribbean, and North and South America, discovering the terrible truth about the shameful episode of history which saw 12 million slaves taken out of Africa, and 2 million killed.

ABC1 SA & NT

02:00PM The SANFL: Glenelg Vs Eagles(Premiere, Live)

Glenelg Vs Eagles

ABC1 TAS01:00PM AFL Tasmania: State League 2011: Glenorchy Vs Devonport

(Premiere, Live)Coverage of the AFL Tasmania State League.

04:00PM Pilot Guides: The Transatlantic Slave Trade(CC, Repeat, PG)Our hosts travel throughout Africa, Europe, the Caribbean, and North and South America, discovering the terrible truth about the shameful episode of history which saw 12 million slaves taken out of Africa, and 2 million killed.

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ABC1 VIC01:00PM VFL Football 2011

(Premiere, Live)Coverage of the Victorian Football League (VFL).

04:00PM Pilot Guides: The Transatlantic Slave Trade(CC, Repeat, PG)

Our hosts travel throughout Africa, Europe, the Caribbean, and North and South America, discovering the terrible truth about the shameful episode of history which saw 12 million slaves taken out of Africa, and 2 million killed.

ABC1 WA02:00PM WAFL Live League Football 2011

(Premiere, Live)Coverage of the Western Australian Football League.

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