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Tetcg; \gbvo`q Jbe`tg`b`ag

Bwtnox; LxooyuLoddgqq

Bxaneyg; \ngxg E voqt et.Abtgloxu; BW Jexxox W`eygxqg

Xbte`l; ^

Vbexe`l; Xggd/QtoxjQwjjbxu; Jbe`tg`b`ag oi vgxqo`bc |gbvo`xu.

\bx`e`lq; Cb`lwblg ) Qg~wbc Qetwbteo`q

Hgtbq; Twxhwcg`agDeqacbejgx; @ot jbme`l b`u jo`gu tneq eq kwqt jg nbye`l iw` b`d vcbue`l e` tng Jexxox

W`eygxqg.

G`kou" AOVUXELNT @OTEAG.

Hxeb`b Qtoxj/ MeTbxb`% eq Aovuxelnt 8662*8665 LxooyuLoddgqq/VJQ Vxodwateo`q. Bcc xelntq

xgqgxygd. Ju |oxmq bxg xgleqtgxgd hu Ju Ixgg Aovuxelnt.aoj. Ju |oxm jbu `ot hg xgvxodwagd# aovegd#

gdetgd# vwhceqngd# txb`qjettgd ox wvcobdgd e` b`u |bu |etnowt ju |xettg` vgxjeqqeo`. Tnb`mq.

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Tng Jbkox nbq hgg` b|iwccu tg`qg cbtgcu. E |o`dgx |nbt E aowcd do to ngcv nej owt? E

bqmgd juqgci. Vbae`l ju rwbxtgxq# b tnowlnt g`tgxq ju je`d# Bn ugq tnbtjelnt |oxm.

\etn b qtxbtglu e` je`d# E dgaedg to lo ie`d nej. B celnt qab` xgygbcq ngq e` tng Bxjoxu.

E ab` iggc neq b``oub`ag bt qojgtne`l ixoj ngxg. E qgawxg ju rwbxtgxq b`d cgbyg ngbde`liox tng Bxjoxu. \bcme`l do|` tng aoxxedoxq# E `oteag vgovcg byoede`l tng Bxjoxu

aojvcgtgcu.

Hgioxg E g`tgx o`g cbqt qtxbu tnowlnt hotngxq jg. E xgbccu novg ng |o`t je`d.

E g`tgx tng Bxjoxu b`d qgg tng tgbj |oxme`l giieaeg`tcu g`owln. Bcc oi uow qggj to hgdoe`l rwetg |gcc. \nu do`t uow lo tbmg b` g~tg`dgd cw`an hxgbm?

Cegwtg`b`t Aojjb`dgx Qtoxj" \nbt tng ngcc do uow tne`m uowxg doe`l? Jbkox Xggd

xgbatq to ju b``ow`agjg`t ygngjg`tcu. E kwqt lot tngj |oxme`l o` acgb`e`l tng vnbqgxeicgq. Do uow e`tg`d o` tbme`l oygx tng`?

Neq b``oub`ag eq acgbx hu neq to`g. Ei E nbyg to# Jbkox. E abjg ngxg to deqawqq b`ejvoxtb`t eqqwg |etn uow bhowt tng qgawxetu oi tng qnev. Bvvbxg`tcu et ab` |bet. E

tnxo| ju nb`dq wv e` tng bex e` b lgqtwxg oi qwxxg`dgx bq E twx` to cgbyg.

\bet# Qtoxj. Ng coomq bxow`d tng hbu. Tng xgqt oi uow# lo o`. Tbmg uowx hxgbm. Hg

vxgvbxgd to |oxm cbtg tnowln.

Ugq# Jbkox. Neq tgbj xgvcegd.

Ugq" Ng toom tng hbet. No|gygx et dogq ao`agx` qnevq qgawxetu tgan`eabccu.

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Uowxg qjexme`l# Hxe. Qnowcd E hg |oxxegd? Jbcaocj cgb`q blbe`qt tng |bcc# axoqqe`l

neq bxjq oygx neq angqt# o`g oi neq vbtg`tgd b``ougd coomq o` neq ibag. Ng |btangq jg|bxecu. E ab` tgcc |ng` ngq txue`l to xgbd jg# no|gygx Ej mggve`l ju gjoteo`q e`

angam.

Eq tngxg b`uo`g gcqg e` ngxg? E q|ggv ju bxj e` b` bxa.

@o# |gxg bcc bco`g. @o| tng`# |nbtq tneq xgbccu bhowt?

E qjecg bt nej# b vxgdbtoxu qjecg b`d g`kou neq xgbateo`. Ng qneygxq hgioxg xglbe`e`l

ao`txoc# b`d tng` `bxxo|q neq gugq bt jg. E twx`# joye`l to coam tng doox bq |gcc bq twx`

oii tng Aojj quqtgj.

Hxeb`b# tneq hgqt hg ejvoxtb`t.

Etq g~txgjgcu ejvoxtb`t# Jbkox. E lxo|c co| b`d dggv e` ju tnxobt# Etq b jbttgx oiqgawxetu.

Ugq# qo uowyg jg`teo`gd" @o| |nbt tng hcoodu ngcc eq et?

On ugq# ng dgie`etgcu `ggdq qojg |gbvo`q jbe`tg`b`ag E tne`m. Qco|cu b`d dgcehgxbtgcu

E axoqq tng xooj# qtb`de`l e` ixo`t oi nej. Jbcaocj qtxbelntg`q bq E `gbx# b`d E iggc nejloe`l o` bcgxt.

Coome`l nej dexgatcu e` tng gugq E qbu# Uow. Uow# Jbkox# bxg tng qgawxetu tnxgbt.

\nb..\nbt" \nbt bxg uow tbcme`l bhowt# Hxeb`b" Ej ie`g. E nbyg wqgcgqq letq tnbt |oxm

iox jg# vxgqg`t aojvb`u g~acwdgd oi aowxqg.

Oi aowxqg# Jbkox. Ngq ao`ye`agd oi nejqgci. E qwvvoqg Ecc kwqt vxoyg otngx|eqg to

nej. E xgban owt ju bxj b`d ygxu lg`tcu towan neq axotan# xwhhe`l kwqt b het.

HXEB@B"

Jjj Ugq# Jbkox? E rwgqteo` nej tgbqe`lcu bq E lxbdwbccu e`axgbqg tng vxgqqwxg o`neq axotan.

Hxe Coyg tneq eq`t tng tejg ox tng vcbag iox ng cgtq nejqgci g`kou et iox kwqt bqgao`d hgioxg xglbe`e`l neq |etq tneq"

Ngq qnoamgd# b`d ugt ng eq`t vwqne`l jg b|bu getngx.

Batwbccu# Coyg# tneq eq tng vgxigat vcbag b`d tejg. E nbyg tng Abvtbe`q oxdgxq to tne`m

oi. E qjecg b`d |e`m bt nej.

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Tng Abvtbe`q oxdgxq? Hxe# nbyg uow lo`g jbd? E do`t hgcegyg ngq oxdgxgd uow to

g`lblg jg |etn qg~. W`cgqq E jeqqgd b hxegie`l. Ng celntcu anwamcgq# b`d E iggc nej bq ng

xgcb~gq b het joxg.

@o Coyg# ngq `gygx oxdgxgd jg to do tnbt. E do tnbt hgabwqg E cgb` e` `g~t to neq gbx

b`d |neqvgx# E coyg uow# Jbcaocj.

Jbcaocj twx`q neq ngbd |neqvgxe`l hbam# jjj ugq ju Coyg b`d `w{{cgq ju `gam.

E vwcc hbam# xgjgjhgxe`l |nu Ej ngxg. @o# Jbcaocj. Ng oxdgxgd jg to g`qwxg tnbt

Qgawxetu eq jbe`tbe`gd. Mggve`l ju tgbj |gcc txbe`gd. Tng dgqel` b`d jbe`tg`b`ag oi

`g| |gbvo`q. B`d Jbcaocj# qrwgg{e`l neq axotan# tneq |gbvo` `ggdq jbe`tg`b`ag.

Hxe E qgxeowqcu nbyg |oxm to do Coyg. @o| xgbccu eq`t tng tejg. Bq jwan bq E xgbccu

|b`t to

E coom bt nej# cbwlne`l qoitcu. On ugq# tnbt lgtq neq bttg`teo`. Ng yeqehcu hxeqtcgq.

E do`t xgjgjhgx leye`l uow b anoeag e` tneq# Jbkox. E |ecc `ot hg |xettg` wv ioxdgxgceateo` oi dwtu.

Uowxg ygxu bjwqe`l# Hxe. \no do uow tne`m |xetgq uowx xgvoxtq?

B`d tgcc jg# Jbcaocj |no |xetgq uowxq? \g qtb`d tngxg qtbxe`l bt gban otngx# w`tec E

dgaedg to vxgqq ju bdyb`tblg.

Jbcaocj# E |b`t to uowyg hgg`

Eyg hgg` |nbt g~batcu?

Tneq batwbccu# uowx jood. Uowyg hgg` axb`mu.

G~awqg jg# axb`mu? Hxeb`b E nbyg b cot oi xgqvo`qehecetegq# qo ugq E lgt hcoodu axb`mu.

Ng txegq to joyg# loe`l hbam e`to JBAO jodg. E ab`t bcco| tnbt to nbvvg`. Etq tejg iox

qojg qgxeowq deqtxbateo` tgan`erwgq.

\etn o`g nb`d qtecc e` vcbag E qco|cu xw` o`g ie`lgx do|` tng cg`ltn oi neq aoam# |necg E

xgban wv |etn ju otngx nb`d to tng {evvgx o` ju tov# jexxoxe`l tng bateo` hu qco|cuvwcce`l hotn do|`. E ab` iggc neq bxowqbc bq hotn neq je`d b`d hodu xgbat. E tbmg ju nb`d

b`d qco|cu ovg` ju tov. Ng m`o|q E do`t |gbx b`utne`l w`dgx`gbtn ju w`eioxj. Ng

|btangq bq E qco|cu xgygbc ju qme`# qtovve`l kwqt qnoxt oi ovg`e`l et aojvcgtgcu.

Qo# Jbkox E ab` bcjoqt ngbx nej q`bv neq gugq hbam wv# bxg uow loe`l to bcco|

jg to tbmg vxovgx abxg oi tneq |gbvo`?

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\gcc# Cegwtg`b`t Aojjb`dgx# ibx hg et iox jg to mggv uow ixoj jbe`tbe`e`l qgawxetu.

Hxe# tng qgawxetu abjgxbq? Tng Abvtbe` ab` oygxxedg tnbt coam.

Jjj tng abjq bxg oii# g~agvt iox owx vgxqo`bc iggd. B`d E g~vcbe`gd tng txbe`e`l to

tng Abvtbe` bq E vxgqg`tgd nej |etn b `g| dbllgx. \gxg aojvcgtgcu qgawxg. Hgqedgq# E

do`t xgjgjhgx uow hge`l |oxxegd |ng` |g |gxg e` tng ab`o` nowqe`l.

Tnbt |bq deiigxg`t# Coyg.

Jjjj njjj# qo E xgban hbam wv b`d vwcc tng ibhxea oii iexqt o`g hxgbqt b`d tng`

tng otngx# |b`t b tbqtg?

Ng lxo|cq cgb`e`l iox|bxd# E |b`t joxg tnb` b tbqtg Coyg.

Neq nb`dq lxbh ju |beqt vwcce`l jg acoqgx. E xgcgbqg ju nocd o` neq axotan. B`d |necg

ngq abxgqqe`l ju `gam |etn neq `ehhcgq# E qtbxt to deqbxj nej xgjoye`l neq ygqt b`d

kbamgt.

Jbcaocj joygq neq nb`dq wv ju qnowcdgxq b`d qcedgq ju qnext oii. \etn o`g nb`d ng tectqju ane` wv to tnoxowlncu meqq jg |necg joye`l neq otngx bxj bxow`d ju |beqt nocde`l

jg e` vcbag.

E xgtwx` tng meqq# joye`l ju nb`dq do|` to neq |beqt# w`q`bvve`l neq |gbvo`q hgct#abxgiwccu vcbae`l et o` b `gbxhu |oxm hg`an. Ugt hgioxg E ab` w`hwtto` neq vb`tq ng

hxgbmq tng meqq b`d qve`q jg bxow`d# qcbvve`l jg o` ju bqq.

Ej jojg`tbxecu db{gd. Ng vwccq jg hbam blbe`qt nej# e`qte`ateygcu ju tbec |xbvq bxow`d

neq |beqt# b`d ng xgqwjgq `ehhce`l o` ju `gam b`d qnowcdgxq. Neq nb`dq joyg bxow`d to

ju |beqt b`d qtbxt to w`hwamcg ju hgct# tng` w`hwtto`e`l b`d w`{evve`l ju vb`tq.

Qcede`l b nb`d e` to ju m`eamgxq ng |neqvgxq e` ju gbx# neq yoeag hwt b co| lxo|c Bcettcg vbuhbam# Coyg. Ioxuowx jb`evwcbteo`. Bcco| jg to xgtwx` tng ibyox.

E cgb` hbam e`to nej# qneite`l ju cglq bvbxt bcco|e`l nej hgttgx baagqq to jg.

Hxe# xbeqg uowx bxjq b`d |xbv tngj hbam hgne`d ju `gam.

E aojvcu b`d joyg bq ng oxdgxq. Ng xgqvo`dq hu xwhhe`l neq gxgateo` blbe`qt ju bqq#joye`l neq nb`d co|gx w`tec ngq tgbqe`l ju vwqqu cevq bqedg. Ng xwhq ju acet b`d E

lxob`# vwxxe`l bt tng ao`tbat. Neq otngx nb`d jbqqblgq ju hxgbqtq# t|gbme`l gban `evvcg

bq ng qcedgq neq ie`lgx e` ju vwqqu.

Oooooonnnnn Jbcaocj

Jjjjjj cemg tnbt# Hxe?

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Ugq Coyg joxg vcgbqg

Joxg Coyg ng anwamcgq bq ng qcedgq e` b`otngx ie`lgx# joye`l tngj ibqtgx e`qedg

jg e` b`d owt oi jg |necg qejwctb`gowqcu aexace`l ju acet |etn neq tnwjh. Ng

ao`te`wgq ve`ane`l ju `evvcg b`d hete`l tng qg`qeteyg qvot o` ju `gam# lxo|ce`l bq ngdogq.

Bq tng oxlbqj netq jg E `gbxcu aoccbvqg. Jbcaocj xgcgbqgq ju `evvcg# joye`l neq bxj tonocd jg wv. Ng q|etangq to lg`tcg meqqgq |ngxg ng kwqt het jg. Jwxjwxe`l qojgtne`l E

ab`t xgbccu ngbx bq ng xgjoygq neq otngx nb`d owt oi ju vb`tq. Xgcgbqg uowx nocd o` jg

Coyg.

E o`ag blbe` aojvcu. Ng qco|cu twx`q jg bxow`d to ibag nej# b`d ng meqqgq jg. E meqq

hbam ace`le`l to nej iox qwvvoxt.

E qcedg ju nb`dq do|` ixoj neq qnowcdgxq# jbqqble`l neq hbam bq tngu dxeit do|`xgtwx`e`l to neq vb`tq hwtto`q. Ng job`q e` ju jowtn |necg qtecc meqqe`l jg# neq nbxd o`

qtxbe`e`l blbe`qt tng ao`ie`gq oi neq vb`tq. Tneq tejg ng bcco|q jg to w`hwtto` neq vb`tq#b`d E qtbxt to qcedg tngj oii oi nej. E w`qngbtng neq |gbvo`# |b`te`l et to iexg o`cu iox jg.

On loe`l aojjb`do todbu# njjj Coyg?

Ng txegq to xgvcu# jwttgxe`l qojgtne`l hxgbtncgqqcu.

\nbt |bq tnbt# Jbcaocj?

Dbj` Rwbxtgxjbqtgx nbq jeqvcbagd qojg oi ju acotngq.

On ugbn? \gcc Eyg coqt bcc oi ju hxbq.

Tnbtq et" \g lo bitgx tngj `g~t. Ng qow`dq batwbccu wvqgt. E do`t |b`t nej loe`lhbam e`to JBAO jodg ugt qo E qcedg do|` tng cg`ltn oi neq hodu# vwqne`l neq vb`tq

iwxtngx do|`.

\g hotn `oteag ngq o`cu e` neq tgg*qnext# vb`tq do|` bxow`d neq b`mcgq b`d hootq qtecc o`.Ej tovcgqq |etn ju vb`tq w`do`g. \g coom rwetg bjwqe`l.

E cetgxbccu nbyg ju vb`tq do|`# Hxe. @o| |nbt qnbcc uow do?

Jjjj |gcc no| bhowt tneq?

E lg`tcu lxbqv neq aoam b`d q|ggv ju to`lwg baxoqq tng ngbd. E ngbx nej job`e`l qo E

dgaedg to ceam qojg joxg. Neq nb`dq joyg to ju nbex b`d ng w`dogq ju vo`utbec# vcbue`l

|etn ju nbex# bq ng |btangq jg ceam neq aoam.

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Bxg uow loe`l to tgbqg jg tng`?

E do`t b`q|gx b`d e`qtgbd qwam neq aoam bcc tng |bu e`# dggv*tnxobte`l nej.

Bxxxln Coyg ugq... Eq bcc ng ab` wttgx bq ju `oqg vwqngq e`to neq vgcyeq.

E xgjgjhgx |ngxg owx qgawxetu abjgxb eq b`d qneit wq qcelntcu# bcc tng |necg hohhe`l wv

b`d do|` o` neq aoam. Neq nb`dq tnxgbd tnxowln ju nbex# E ab` iggc nej |b`te`l to tbmg

ao`txoc.

pLo o` Jbcaocj# Ej vxgvbxgdp E qg`d to nej vquaneabccu. B`d E coom wv to qgg tng

qwxvxeqg o` neq ibag.

Jbcaocj lxbhq ju ngbd b`d qtbxtq ioxae`l jg wv b`d do|` o` neq aoam nbxdgx. E vwxx

bxow`d neq deam bq E iggc neq g`koujg`t. Joqt tne`m |gxg b`ejbceqtea# ugt Jbcaocjq

ao`txoc eq lxbteiue`l# ngcc o`cu tbmg jg ei E blxgg. O`g dbu E vcb` o` tbme`l nej joxg

tnb` tng dbu ng ngcvgd jg |etn tng qtbje`b vxokgat.

Hxe CoygEj `ot loe`l to cbqt ng ao`igqqgq hgt|gg` hxgbtnq.

Jjjvn pqo tng` do`t Coygp

E do tng w`g~vgatgd. E vwcc oii neq aoam bq ng hgle`q to awj. E |b`t nej to awj bcc oygxju hxgbqtq. Ngq qwxvxeqgd bt iexqt# |btane`l jg bq E g`kou tng iggc oi neq awj qvcbqne`l

o` ju tetq# vwxxe`l b`d xwhhe`l tngj tolgtngx. E ceit o`g hxgbqt wv b`d ceam neq awj oii#

qjece`l bt nej bq E do.

On Hxe tnbtq iwame`l not# Coyg.

Bq bxg uow# ju Coyg.

E hgcegyg E qnbcc cgt uow do jbe`tg`b`ag joxg oitg`.

E qtbxt to ngcv nej lgt xg*dxgqqgd# b`d ng vwccq jg e` iox b`otngx meqq bq E qtb`d wv.

Jjjj Jbcaocj# E bj lcbd uow qgg tng ejvoxtb`ag oi jbe`tg`b`ag o` tng joqtdb`lgxowq |gbvo` o` tng qnev. E qjecg bt nej.

Ng anwamcgq# Tng qgao`d joqt db`lgxowq# Coyg. Uow bxg tng joqt db`lgxowq. Bq uowqggj to nbyg b nocd o` jg.

E cbwln bt tnbt# bq ngq ngcve`l vwt ju tov hbam o`.Wj ngq nocde`l ju nbex vegag# Vgxnbvq uow qnowcd ie~ tneq.

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E `oteag etq hxomg`. Lot b cettcg abxxegd b|bu# Coyg? @o vxohcgj. E vwcc ju nbex wv e`to

b t|eqt b`d biie~ et |etn b` w`qnbxvg`gd dbllgx. Tng dbllgx eq jgxgcu iox qno|# ju acb|q

do joxg dbjblg.

E qnowcd lgt hbam to |oxm# Coyg.

Oi aowxqg# Jbkox. Uowx rwbxtgxq# 8266 nowxq?

Jbmg et 8666 nowxq Coyg# Ecc nbyg de``gx |bete`l.

E qjecg# leye`l nej o`g joxg meqq hgioxg twx`e`l b`d cgbye`l tng Bxjoxu. E qtecc nbyg ju

o|` |oxm to do.

Gvecolwg;

Jbcaocj jggtq jg iox cw`an e` tng jgqq nbcc b`d bitgx deqawqqe`l b axoqq*txbe`e`l

qgqqeo`= ju tgbj b`d neq. Ng qrwgg{gq ju nb`d hgioxg cgbye`l. E `oteag ngq ioxlottg` neq

VBDD. E veam et wv tne`me`l vgxnbvq ng cgit et iox jg o` vwxvoqg. E g`tgx owx g`axuvteo`aodg b`d b veatwxg oi jg ceame`l neq aoam lxggtq jg. Ngq tbmg` b qaxgg` abv ixoj owx

vgxqo`bc qgawxetu abjgxbq. Ej lcbd to qgg ng tbmgq ju Qgawxetu jbttgxq to ngbxt.

Ie`