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You are like a You are like a miniskirt. miniskirt.

If I am not careful, If I am not careful, you will creep up my you will creep up my

legs legs

Not only did you Not only did you break my heart and break my heart and destroy my life, but destroy my life, but

you spoiled my whole you spoiled my whole evening.evening.

Sorry I'm late, Sorry I'm late, but I got but I got

hammered last hammered last nightnight

I thought about being I thought about being born again . . . but my born again . . . but my

mother refusedmother refused

Always remember Always remember you are unique . . . you are unique . . .

just like everyone elsejust like everyone else

Tell me Tell me

what you what you

need . . . need . . .

I'll tell you I'll tell you

how to how to

get along get along

without itwithout it

If you two have something If you two have something

to say, raise your hands . . . to say, raise your hands . . .

and place them over your and place them over your

mouthsmouths

When you're in shit up When you're in shit up to your ears . . . keep to your ears . . . keep

your mouth shut!your mouth shut!

Don't know what your Don't know what your problem is . . . but I problem is . . . but I

bet it's hard to bet it's hard to pronounce pronounce

Learn from your Learn from your parents' parents'

mistakes . . . use mistakes . . . use birth control. birth control.

Take care of Take care of

your your

thoughts my thoughts my

friends. . . friends. . .

they may they may

soon become soon become

words.words.