We Interpret This Broadcast

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We Interpret this Broadcast

by

Michael OKeeffe


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First published in Unchartered Territories in 2013 by

Olc Filocht Press

Olc Filocht Press

Near the Causeway,

Just beyond the Bay,

Unchartered Territories

Copyright Michael OKeeffe 2013

The right of Michael OKeeffe to be identified as the author of

this work has been asserted by him in accordance with the

Copyright, Design and Patents Act of 1988

All rights reserved

ISBN 978-6-9129143-8-1


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For

Grandad

forti et fideli nihil difficile


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From just 4 pounds a month

A real taste of Spain

For another chance to see

A fun-filled Saturday matinee

Just give it a jiggle

Hello

Im Brian

Were under attack and you know we need you

What would you do

A dazzling display of common sense

Dies frightened and in pain

Every five minutes

Things are changing

Opportunities of heroism and adventure

Exclusive to Yesterday


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Add the others later

And make a brand new friend whos just right for you

As always you wont get that anywhere else

Everywhere I looked there was caramel

Thats exactly what Im looking for

But you cant be a cowboy without a horse

With billions of bacteria

Things can change quickly

So dont be an idiot

Get out there Bob

Where you belong

And replay

Now thats what I call cheese

The ultimate devastation combination

Three hours of back to back mayhem

At least three times a day


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To be more like you

You have to make sure she stays clean

And doesnt cry

Dont get left behind

Enjoy it over a relaxed breakfast

And a divided nation

So sign up today

Great driving could earn you

A sanatorium for the criminally insane

Its never too late to stop

However you use energy

Its a myth but with a fancy element to it

Swap wellies for slippers

You know the rest


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Let me show you

The mysterious masked gentleman

If you ask me to save this city I will

Were all different

And the best bit

We didnt lose out if it wasnt your fault

The best seats in the house are here

A dying nun and a test of faith

Your new neighbour can look after your world

And now feels electric

I spy with my little eye

Our heart and soul in every cup

Go loopy

With over twenty exclusive features

Remember be wiser

Never concentrated

Its nothing personal

All the prisoners were transferred


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People have always found ingenious ways

To fill up my senses

You could slalom

Go rock climbing

Run a marathon

Making Christmas more comfortable

If you dont have confidence or time

To destroy vicious traps or snares

Inside the minds of criminals

Five go to rehab

Catch up in forty-five minutes

With thirty percent of everything

An authentic leather drinks receptacle

Welcome to my world

The first permanent colour powered by oil

Where toys come to life

Free of charge

Youre fabulous if youre having chips tonight


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We spoke about it to Gemma

Checking out the guys again

As easy as one two three

Cos if it cant stick

It cant stain

Proven effectiveness

The Daily Mail says it really works

Make a scene

Realise the potential

Am I a man

Jealous neighbours and quieter moments

Happily ever afters

In addition to caring for the sensitive

Well give you one hundred pounds

Youve got a play-date with destiny


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Barbara Streisand is the special guest

On the July Garland Show

Style with character

Think of this as a motivational tool

The promise

A revolution

A rare thank-you

From where you wouldnt expect it

In your room

Lots of little things

We wont be beaten

Shade delivers great cover

A smooth finish

Quids in I am

Rene zellweger has her knickers out


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Sometimes agility wins

Obscene coverage

Mums feel ten feet tall

Start your love story

With violet fragrance

You wont need to stand up

Youve got to take off those overalls

My new windows are absolutely amazing

They did a proper good job

Luxury twists

Modern stripes

To enjoy great fragrances in your home

The air needs to be clean and fresh

Open sesame


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Our experts are teaching parents

Wherever your adventures take you

Get there in style

Make every adventure brilliant

Hello

Just a thought

Are you here to amuse me

Or confuse me

I left for a reason

Everything you do is about me

Isnt it

New! New! New!

It always gets worse before it gets better

Extraordinary performances


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Kitchens, bathrooms and bedrooms

Your trophy for juggling conferences

And school plays

Im coming home now right away

In our home there is no scrubbing

Life is full of amazing moments

Spend time on the front line

Drip it

Drizzle it

Dash it

Dip it

Where are you going

Cant wait to feel the sun on your face

Summer

Hunt crab in British Columbia


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Whatever your particular style

Its hard to find the perfect looks

After slipping at work I needed help

Heinous crimes can be hard to find

Scandalous revelations

Today on real rescues

The court case that gripped a nation

Dont tread on anyones toes

Leave the drama to us

Watching your entire life flash before your eyes

Sometimes sorry isnt enough

Youre owed more than just an apology

This is a story

Of what happens when you fall in love

Ive awarded it three stars

Emotions runs high

In the new girl


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Information at your fingertips

And a free certificate

More dedicated

Twenty four 7

Three 6 five

Just what is the secret

To your success

Theres no need to shout

I like mommas better

I regret every decision that lead to her birth

What comes out to play

When youre asleep

They cant let me down

This is your chance to prove

What you can do

A huge mistake


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Not so happily ever after

Woah woah woah shes a lady

New to gold

Goodnight sweetheart

As time goes by

Bad blood during my period

Less is more

Less is more

I dont get it

Its true what they say you know

Love does make the world go round

Less is more

Suzy was kicked out because shes old

However you do it

Quit for good

Take a step closer

To a healthier you


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I was shattered when I lost my home

But you can find love

In the most unlikely places

Were so full of love

We just need to find some one

To give it to

Just to recap

Amanda is dead

The plan is to shoot people

Grant new revenge

I want to lead a double life

Lets make it happen

Easy as 1 2 3

A terrified little girl

Will you help

Show her that you care

Pick up the phone and make a difference


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Designed for wow

Whoever saves one life saves the world

Look after your world

Youve been served

You lost faith in me

Is there anything you dont ruin

Online dating again

Just keep her smiling

Just to make you smile

A hotel in Barcelona in a good central location

You dont have to be perfect

But when the hour glass turns

The money drains away


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Be inspired

By roller blinds

Afternoon drama

Im in

Are you

Its 2013 grandma

Get over it

We live in a unique place

A new world

Pointless bloodshed

Or should we work out our differences

Dont you just love surprises

Talk to us today

Were on your side

Guys like things fool proof

With the nations number one

You can get just that


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We shopped around for inspiration

At ASDA

We come in expectation

To embrace perfection

To nurture ourselves

For the promise of greatness

For history

Triumph

Living in a bleak dangerous world

Cope well with the colossal reduction

Nothing has changed

Banks have set aside millions

Customer satisfaction

Miss sold policies

And a free parker pen

Theyre on the hunt for cowboy treasure

But will they find garbage

Or strike gold


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April

And the first signs of spring

Your favourite new talent

Resistance is futile

Surrender

Its like something out of a sci-fi movie

I wonder if there really is life on other planets

Who cares

You dont have a life on this planet

Independent impartial advice

You cant beat it

Just the sort of thing Im looking for

Then after three months everything doubles

Being a landlord can be hard work

Unlimited call outs


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I have some wonderful memories

Hes just been dumped for another man

Get back out there my boy

My boy

Theres plenty more fish in the sea

Straight talking comedy

Do we live in a more dangerous world

I didnt kill him

I heard it through the grapevine

Coming soon

One of the dealers splashes their cash

Losing weight is a complicated business

Break the bad habits

As standard

A free parker pen

I will help you take it back

For half price


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We love a good story here

But you cant beat the real thing

Turning every stone

What else could you do in that time

Write a little poem

Fifteen minutes of fame

Or pain

Weve helped thousands of people

Just like you

Congratulations

You were right

If you choke a smurf what colour does it turn

Lemme explain it to you in simple geometry

A brand new episode

Of Italian crime drama


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You dont have to be a certain way

To fit a Quingo

To see the baby elephants in Africa

A designer look at the price you want

Winners every single day

You too could be a winner

Im in

Are you

Try both and pick a side

Manuka honey

You want some

This is what they said

Its love actually

Hit it

Friday at eight

Theres a big election on the cards

But when the boys go theres always trouble

Weekdays at five


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365 days a year

On the streets of Seattle there is no justice

Offed

Iced

Exterminated

Wacked

Rubbed out

Eliminated

Erased

Terminated

Bumped off

Sent to Box City

Gunned down

Snubbed out

Capped

86d

In plain sight


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What would you do

Im going to give Janice a 7

Decisions decisions

A variety of delicious textures

From sunrise to sunset

Perfect partners

Pure freshness with eucalyptus extract

Then I discovered luxury

Discover the rich creaminess

From the first day

But you want a better deal

You dont have to spend more

To get a ton of good stuff


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You need to change the way you think about food

Its just business Ben

Six months totally free

You cant have too manyright

You know you want to

This is your prize for sacrifice

Lets find you a room

Im coming home

To the kitchen sink and all the pets

When its time for you to know

What really happened

Straight to your TV

Its been a long time my old friend

Were all sinners

Hotly anticipated and rightly so

In the delivery room


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Theres a change in the air

One man knew her better than anyone

Do you want it all

One touch for flawless power

You cant have too much right

Youve got a point

Mountains of clutter

Its just so full

Ive got an idea of how to make it up to you

What if you could finally love

Expect perfect

Rock sharp discovery

Are you hot for a hero

A day to remember

Make something happen today


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Get the power of the awesome foursome

Enjoy the taste and have the world

At your fingertips

Believe in better

Enjoyed by millions every day

Its free to play so treat yourself

Are you ready to play your part

Fear fearsome dragons in a range of sizes

With a bit of planning

It can be well worth the effort

I can feel it coming in the air tonight

Twelve little girls in two straight lines

All she really wants is a relationship

With her abandoned daughter

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