THE RECORD WEEKLY

HOMECOMING REVIEW

MR. MATTHEW GILLLIAM, EVERYBODYAn Interview with a Happy Character

FOOTBALL SUCCESS, DOMINIC LOOMINGRides a 5 win streak into Friday’s game

STUDENT POLITICSA Breakdown of the Debate

Midterms Survived, Fall Exams on Radar

Gangnam Style!!

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Shown above (clockwise from top left): Br. Sixtus, the Celebration of the Mass of the 50th Anniversary of the Abbey Church, Archbishop Carlson with Fr. Timothy Abbot O.S.B, Priory Alum and Students, and Canters.

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3Remember to come in @ 8:05 on Thursday for STUCO donuts!

Student Council UpdateBy President Andrew Fogarty ‘13

Sir Matthew Gilliam the Gentle Cafeteria GentlemanBy Jack Mueller ‘13

Hello, everyone! It’s been a busy past few weeks! First

and foremost, I wanted to thank everyone for making the past few weeks a success! The mixer was phenomenal and capped by the fabulous dance moves of Peter Co-gan, John Vitale, Stephen Clark, and Jack Mueller, as well as the fabulous DJ-ing of Chris Chivetta. Junior Schoolers, what did you guys think of the high school in-volvement in this mixer? What can

we do to attract more people to mixers? We want to throw the best mixers possible so give us a shout! As for Spirit Week, thanks to ev-eryone who helped make the dress down theme a success. Congratu-lations to Alex Hauisen for the victory in the Rebelman Contest! It was also great to see over 150 orders for homecoming T-shirts! (speaking of which, if you ordered yours and still haven’t gotten it, I still have them! Find me or an-

other STUCO representative if you want them). Due to demand, we may be able to order a second wave based off the number of people who express interest in this. Talk to your STUCO representative, or fill out a T-shirt order form with-out paying if you want a shirt but did not order one. As for home-coming weekend, I was proud to see the amount of people who came to watch the football team! I hope it was a great spirit week

for everyone involved, and thanks also to the STUCO representa-tives who put in long hours last week to make everything possible.

As for upcoming events, every-one should start buying their Hal-loween costume for the costume contest at the Halloween assem-bly! It is quickly approaching and the more people that dress up, the more fun the contest ends up being! Start planning NOW.

In the past, anyone turning in his/her dishes at the end of

his/her lunch was used to say-ing respectful “thank you” as you hand in your cup, silverware, and plate or bowl (or plates, cups, bowls, pitchers, serving spoons, and handfuls of silverware… Steve Clark). Then, at the be-ginning of this school year, the routine was broken. Mr. Mat-thew “Matt” Gilliam greeted you, thanked YOU for handing him your dishes, and proceeded to wish you the best of days. It was an almost unbelievable amount of politeness. A humble man simply washing dishes and wish-ing high school kids a great day. We asked Matt on Wednesday where he got his sin-gularly positive outlook. “I’ve al-ways been that way. My dad was a lot like that… So in my house it was just the lifestyle.” Gilliam’s father was a service manager and a chef. Apparently the apple fell right next to the trunk. He de-scribes himself as a normal guy, who gets annoyed like anyone,

but is able to see past it or oth-erwise not worry about it: “I’m in a pretty good mood myself, all the time. Really all the time.” Gilliam encourages the students to ask him questions or chat. As he says, “I am an open book.” He has previously worked at Wal-Mart, a nursing home, Jiffy Lube, and GameStop for 3 years. He is a PS3 fan, but don’t let that taint his image. He plays Call of Duty: Black Ops so you Play Station Network guys play him and tell me how he does. He enjoys horror movies like the Chainsaw Massacre. I mean, of course he is happy all the time but that doesn’t mean he is some sissy-nanny. This guy is cold as steel and still wishes Tommy Weissert a good day somehow.Now that you students have learned his name I expect to hear you address him as such in the lunchroom. You will brighten his day as much as he brightens ours. Matt, you may not know the ef-fect you have had on our com-munity, but we do. We thank you.

4 halloween assembly on the 31st! Get your costumes!

SportsSportsPost-Season Cardinals #12in12

By Patrick Lindmark ‘13

After a season marred by inju-ries and filled with ups and

downs, the Cardinals entered the playoffs as the second wild card team in the National League, a spot that was established this year. On October 5, the Cardi-nals traveled to Atlanta to take on the Braves at Turner Field. This was the second time in two years that the Cardinals were try-ing to steal a playoff berth from the Braves on the last day of the season, after they clinched the wildcard spot in 2011 when they beat the Astros and the Braves lost to the Phillies after blowing a lead with two outs remain-ing. With the Braves looking for revenge after the final game of the 2011 season and the Cardi-nals’ knack for winning winner-take-all games, this game prom-ised to be a hard fought battle. The Wildcard game featured two impressive pitch-ers. Kyle Lohse, who had a 16-3 regular season record and a 2.86 ERA, started for the Car-dinals, looking to increase his free agent value and help the Cardinals advance to their second straight World Series. On the mound for Atlanta was Kris Medlen, who was 9-0 with an ERA under one in the regu-lar season. The Braves were 23-0 in Kris Medlen starts. After the Braves jumped out to a 2-0 lead on a David Ross homerun in the second inning, the Cardinals looked to get on the board. After veteran Chipper Jones made a throwing error on a Matt Holliday ground ball, the Cardinals rallied to score three to take a 3-2 lead. After a Matt Holliday homerun in the 6th and a couple of runs in the 7th, the Cardinals took a 6-2

lead. The Braves scored one in the bottom of the 7th, but going into the top of the 8th, the Cardi-nals seemed to be in the clear. In the bottom of the 8th, Andrelton Simmons hit a short fly ball into shallow left field, which dropped behind shortstop Pete Kozma. This might have been the start of a rally for the Braves, but an in-field fly was called, and instead of the bases being loaded with one out, the runners remained on first and second with two outs. After a 19 minute delay

due to angry fans throwing de-bris onto the field, the Cardinals hung on to advance to the NLDS. In the NLDS, the Cardi-nals faced the dangerous Wash-ington Nationals in a best of five series. The Nationals were a well-rounded team with good pitching and solid hitting, led by 19-year-old Bryce Harper and Ryan Zim-merman. However, the Nationals were without their young ace, Stephen Strasburg, due to an in-ning limit set to protect the right-hander after he underwent Tom-

my John surgery the year before. The Cardinals dropped Game One after Mitchell Boggs and Marc Rzepczynski blew a one run lead. However, after the disap-pointing offensive effort in Game One, the Cardinals bats exploded in Games Two and Three, scoring twelve in Game Two and Eight in Game Three to take a 2-1 lead and the opportunity to advance to the NLCS in Game Four. After Ross Detwiler and Kyle Lohse pitched one run starts, the game went into the 9th tied at one. The Cardinals

failed to score in the top half of the frame and Lance Lynn came in for the Cardinals to pitch the bottom of the 9th. After 13 pitch-es, Jayson Werth drove a fastball into the bleachers for a walk off victory. Game Five featured the pitching matchup, Adam Wain-wright against Gio Gonzalez. The Nationals got off to a discourag-ing six run lead through three innings, and Cardinals fans saw their team’s playoff hopes slowly slipping away. But the Cardinals were not done. Over the next 5

innings, the Cardinals chipped away at the lead, bringing the game to 6-5. After another run from the Nationals in the bot-tom of the eighth, the Cardinals’ chances again started to fade away. But this was the Cardinals. Just like Game Six of the 2011 World Series, the Cardinals were down to their last strike, twice. After Yadier Molina and Postsea-son hero David Freese drew walks to avoid elimination with two strikes on them, Daniel Descalso, who had hit a homerun the in-

ning before, came to the plate. Swinging on the first pitch, Descalso hit a hard ground ball off the glove of Ian Desmond, and the ball rolled into center field, scoring two and tying the game. Next up was shortstop Pete Kozma, who had almost been cut from the team several times before be-ing brought up at the end of the year and catch-ing fire. Kozma singled into right field, scoring two and giving the Car-dinals a two run lead. After Jason Motte struck

out to end the top of the 9th, he remained in the game and did what he had done all year, closed the game, this time sending the Cardinals on a happy flight to San Francisco to face the Giants in a best of seven series. Just as in 2011, the Cardinals are playing clutch baseball and hitting and pitching when it matters. If they beat the Giants, with whom they are cur-rently tied 1-1, they will advance to the World Series to face the winner of the Tigers and Yankees. The Tigers lead that series 3-0.

SportsRebels Extend Win Streak

By Ed Houser ‘13

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Priory Soccer Primed for District TournamentBy Peter Cogan ‘13

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After rigorous experimenta-tion, the Football rebels have

discovered (with 95% confidence) that winning is more enjoyable than losing. After starting the season 1-2, the team has exploded with five straight victories and five straight blowouts, adding drub-bings of the Mater Dei Knights and the Affton Cougars in the last two weeks. Saturday the 6th of October brought cool weather to the area. It also brought a highly-touted football team from Mater Dei High School in Breese, Illi-nois to Busch Field to take on the red-hot Rebels. The Knights came in ranked 4th among small teams in the region. Having lost the coin toss, the Rebels kicked off and came out strong on defense, forc-ing a three and out. The offense responded with a strong drive capped by a rushing touchdown for Thomas Raybuck. Domina-tion ensued. The Rebels took this lead and never let it go. By the end of the first quarter the lead was 21-0, and by half it was 28-7. The second half was equally lop-sided, and the Rebels traipsed off the field enjoying a 56-21 victory.

After their big upset, the Rebel brethren brought their buoyant spirits into the festivities of Homecoming week. Inspired by the Gangham style of team-mate Tony Lee, they took the field Saturday against the Affton cou-gars with confidence overflowing. Patrick Agnew received the open-ing kickoff and returned it for a touchdown, and the Rebels never looked back. The offense struck from afar, recording several long scoring plays, including touch-down passes to Daniel Watson and Andrew Jones. The defense again showed up as a dominant presence, yielding only 7 points to the speedy Affton offense. The second team offense and defense played admirably, safeguarding the blowout win through the sec-ond half. At the end of the day, the Rebels walked away with a 44-7 victory. At the dance that night, the Rebel footballers again showed their dominant masculin-ity as they lit up the dance floor. The Rebels, now the 7th ranked small school in the area, take tons of momentum into their biggest game of the

year at #4 St. Dominic at 7:00 pm tonight. Any fans willing to make the trek all the way out to St. Charles will be rewarded with

a slugfest between two of the hardest hitting teams in the area.

The goal for the varsity team this fall has been to keep

getting better each and every week. While our record is not very strong, it is not telling of the progress we have made since day one. Several players have taken huge steps and now find them-selves as key role-players on the team. Dan Kelly, a sophomore who won a spot on varsity lineup

his first year playing soccer, is a thug in the center of the field winning head-balls similarly to James Pieper. Joey Ciapciak, a senior, has stepped up as an ag-gressive defensive-midfielder, and can hold his own with any forward, despite his size. Ryan Mulqueeny is a ferocious for-ward, and works harder than any-body else on the field. His work

has paid off with several goals off of pressuring the defense. The past few weeks have been tough, and full of disap-pointments. Many games the Rebels clearly outplayed oppo-nents but just couldn’t put the ball in the net. Most notably, Priory went up 1-0 on SLUH at halftime, but eventually made a few slip-ups on the defensive end and end-

ed up losing 1-3. They also played a tremendous game against Clay-ton, and kept the ball in the Grey-hounds’ third of the field for the majority of the game. Unfortu-nately the ball just wouldn’t go in the net and, after a scoreless 100 minutes, lost in the 9th round of penalties. Despite the lack of re-sults, the Rebels are not far off of success, and could beat very good

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Soccer Varsity @ Priory vs. Burrows Tuesday the 23th @ 4:15

The Legend of the Running WarriorsBy Brian Steiner ‘13

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The quest had turned west, leading the warriors of Pri-

ory to a mysterious mountain-ous landscape in the middle of Washington, MO, dominated by a massive hill close to their staging location and claimed by a group of savages collectively known as Borgia. Immediately, they en-countered a setback, as the insti-gators of the battle had launched a sneak attack, and the JV race was at hand at once. The gun sent the red-and-blue warriors firing down the first hill and into the fray. Freshmen Thomas Lowell and Kyle Flores led the charge through the fields and over the hills to finish back-to-back at 19 and 20 in 19:20 for new PRs. Bri-an Steiner, Charlie Lohmann, and Charlie Welsh completed the top 5, and their combined efforts led to a 3rd place plaque for the team.Next came the Varsity, with all the swagger of being associated with

Chris Chivetta. They toed the line with such f o r m i d a b l e foes as Andrew Moore and Ty-ler Uhrich of Ste Genevieve, Kirk Smith of B u r r o u g h s , and Amos Bar-telsmeyer of MICDS. But the team had come to fight, and the presence of their enemies only enlivened them. The race com-menced and the Priory pack came together, with Andrew O’Sullivan “Beagle Boy” at the helm. He charged to the finish line in 18:31, good for 38th place, but the rest were hot on his heels. Freshman

Jake Drysdale, who has been on a tear over the past few races, put together his most impressive performance yet with an 18:40, and Danny Martin and Chris Chivetta followed just seconds behind. Ryan Donlin and Tim

Avery hit the tape just seconds apart around 19:15, and Andrew Cammon closed out scoring. This week, the team is at Principia on Friday to race against their league foes.

Shown above: Captains Ryan Donlin (left), and Brian Steiner (right), as they are seen preparing to race.

Rams UpdateBy Thomas Burton ‘13

The St. Louis Ram’s have start-ed off the 2012 season with

great success (by their standards), compiling a 3-3 record while re-maining undefeated at home. This record comes as a shock to the majority of Ram’s fans, who have seen their team win an av-erage of three games over the past five years. The Rams have already reached that mark in large part due to new head coach, Jeff Fisher, about whom RB Ste-ven Jackson says brings “stabil-ity and credibility.” Despite not winning every game, the team has at least been competitive in each contest of the 2012 season.

The Rams started off their season with a heartbreaking loss at Detroit, then came back to St. Louis to face the Redskins and hotshot rookie quarterback Rob-ert Griffin III. St. Louis emerged victorious, thanks in large part to Danny Amendola’s team record fifteen catches. The Rams lost to the Chicago Bears the follow-ing week, and then swept back to back division games against the Seahawks and Cardinals. Most recently, the Rams lost to the Mi-ami Dolphins in a game in which the Dolphins got thoroughly out-played. The Rams outgained the Dolphins by 270 yards, and if

it weren’t for three missed field goals by fan favorite, Greg Zu-erlein, St. Louis certainly would have come away with the victory. Although the Rams’ of-fense has been underwhelming at times, there have been some breakout stars this year—par-ticularly on the defensive side of the ball. New signee Cortland Finnegan and rookie Janoris Jen-kins have become one of the best cornerback tandems in the league, combining for four interceptions and shutting down many top re-ceivers. Defensive end Robert Quinn has also had a tremendous year, with six sacks in six games

thus far. But the real star (up un-til the last game) has been rookie kicker, Greg Zuerlein. “Greg the Leg” or “Young G.Z.” as some call him, made the first fifteen field goals of his career, includ-ing a team record sixty yarder. Coach Fisher seems to have ig-nited a spark in this team, and has them playing as well as they have since the Mike Martz era. The Rams have a big game this weekend against the Packers this weekend that could once again bring the team’s record above .500. Watch this Sunday as the Rams look to pull the upset.

Opinion & EntertainmentHomecoming 2012 Dance Review

By William O’Brien ‘14

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Music: I had a couple complaints with this, as there was only one Ke$ha

song. I was very annoyed by this, and in the words of one Michael Herman “this vexa-tion is equivalent to an unannounced lane change on a busy highway”. I also failed to hear ANY Chief Keef. That’s almost un-forgivable. Other than those two glaring mistakes the song selection was good, with “Gangnam Style” really getting the boys go-ing. Also good job bringing back some fa-vorites such as “Every Time We Touch”. For the 27 seconds that the song entertained everyone, there was fist-pumping galore.

The dancing: When I looked at the dance floor, I saw two types of dancing going on. On one hand, there were the Priory boys whose dancing was as exquisite as a Mrs. Watson cupcake (ask Dan about them) and as diverse as the children of Bradgelina. Mi-chael Herman popped, locked, and dropped it like a king, Charlie Rapp was an explosion of energy and limbs, and Cole Esperrago looked great watching it all from a corner. And then on the other hand, were the dates: The dates saw our dancing and tried to keep up, trying harder and harder to regain their man’s attention. They even resorted to stand-ing on the the benches by the dj station to seem significant, but sadly they and their

abilities paled In comparison to the Priory crowd. Which brings me to my final point...

The ladies: Well done this year gentlemen, well done. I don’t know if it’s the nutty bars in the book store or what, but something just worked for us this year. People brought some very fine ladies this year. I hear that Connor Wright escorted a few stunners in the door. It’s very relieving to know that the girls I’m blowing off to dance with my boys are very attractive. Because I’d really hate to interrupt my jam session by actually having to talk to a girl, let alone one who does not captivate the eye. But tip of the cap to all you gentle-men who brought dates; and to those who did not, two tips of the cap because you tore up the dance floor more than those weighed down by females with inferior dance moves.

All things considered, I think homecom-ing was a success. It was a great time for all the high schoolers, and we successfully danced the night away. Amazingly, Andrew Rund only stole about half of the dates that night, which I think should be viewed as a pleasant surprise that is to be enjoyed while it lasts; certainly that number will go up in the future. Again, well done gentle-men, I’m already excited for [Viz-Priory].

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8 Have a Glorious weekend!

“There are in truth three states of the converted: the beginning, the middle, and the perfection. In the beginning, they experience

the charms of sweetness; in the middle, the contests of temptation; and in the end, the fullness of perfection.”

-Pope St. Gregory

Ralph’s RagesBy Fr. Ralph Wright O.S.B.

What we need, Deaconess, is a gentle Thatcher,” began

Flunk as he, Brokaw and Dorne were putting together their plan for the last minute Television Convention of his new Flunk’s Christian Vision Party. “A woman like Maggie with a mind of steel, a heart of fire but with winning, that is to say gentle and com-passionate, ways.” “Wake up, Flunk”, said Tom “Remember where we are. United States Oc-tober 1996. There just aren’t such people. They don’t grow on trees any more. You mark my words. I’ve looked far and wide. None there!” “Wait a minute, Thom-as,” interjected Diane insertively, “What about that Law Dame from Harvard the Vatican brought in to lead their talk team with the world women in Beijing? Some-thing Glendon if I remember rightly. Thought from the shoul-der. Spoke from the heart. Acted tender. A law professor too, so knows fangs when she sees ‘em.”“You mean Mary Ann Glendon?” asked Flunk. “Sure, that’s the one. She’s real long on wisdom. Strings words together well. Got excel-lent shoot-from-the-hip come back ability to questions so she’ll be excellent for Press conferences and she’s gentle to boot. Could be

a winning combo - I’d say call her up and see if she’d join us.” “Sure will”, said Flunk, “I seem to re-member she’s red hot on rights for all people regardless of age, race, sex or religion - she’s just what we need to bring in the millennium. Tom, call on her right away then go to the finance people and see if you could get a couple of millions . We need her on the air for the last five days before the elections. Prime time. All networks. If you get her,you’ll easily get Perot. He admires strong legal women. Is that a deal?” said Flunk.” “Deal!” said Tom. “Dorne,” went on Flunk , now on a roll, “stop by ‘n see the Supreme Court, and get them to OK this last minute citizen’s initia-tive for the ballot. Tell ‘em its for the millennium so needs special action but won’t give problems as a precedent. Least not till No-vember 2996 when most of them ‘ll be long gone.” “OK ,Flunk, I’ll try.” said Dorne.” “Great!”, said Flunk. “With the millennium coming we’ll show the current candidates that they’re’s more to the election for the millennium than the economy and wolves, and woods and waterfalls and whales — they’ve forgotten the kids!— OK let’s take it all the way! See you Saturday.” With that they

downed their coffee; finished their doughnuts and hit the road.Brokaw bearded Glendon in the Harvard law library. “Miss Glen-don, how would you like to be President of these United States?” He challenged striding towards her with his habitual smile as she sat punching info into a computer. “Come off it, Tom, get real; I’ve got far too much to do. Anyway I’m a Catholic and a woman.” “There are precedents for the first cate-gory you know” he said smoothly. “OK” parried Glendon, reaching for her briefcase, “what’s the deal? Come clean! I’ve got graduate law students waiting.” “Flunk’s started a new party, the Flunk Christian Vision Party - based on JPII’s vi-sion of the dignity of every hu-man being from conception to natural death and they want you to be our candidate. We know you took JPII’s views to Beijing and we think you could do it here. We’ve got a last minute TV convention lined up, if you agree. And all ‘s gonna be paid for. If you say yes I’m gonna get Perot to put hand deep in pocket for five million and we’re gonna have you speak five hours prime time just before the election. Flunk’s working with Supreme at the moment to get you on the ballot.” “He’ll never do it .”

Professor Glendon interrupted somewhat sadly, “it’s quite un-constitutional.” “Thinks he just might.” came back Brokaw. “he’s gonna take the line that once ev-ery millennium you can do some-thing a little unusual for the sake of the people and see if they’ll take the bait. Precedent setting will be minimal and they might think it a popular move. After all you don’t get a millennial celebra-tion too often. Flunk and yours truly with deaconess Dorne think that you’ve got just what it takes and just what the country is wait-ing for. a woman; with a mind of steel; with a love for every human being and a determination to de-fend the rights of everyone thru thick and thin. With your mind and heart and winning ways you’ll win em all over!” “I’ve no win-ning ways, Tom. Ask all my lousy students. I grind ‘em into the dust to get ‘em to produce good solid thinking.” “Just what we need’ came back Brokaw with the inten-sity of a heat seeking scud-missile. “OK” said Glendon “when do we start but,” she gave a slow smile “promise me only one term.” Bro-kaw grinned: “No promises.” This law chick was cool . He thought and knew at that very moment that they had backed a winner.

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Presidential Debate Analysis

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By Eric Stange ‘14

Michael’s Vexations BlogBy Michael Herman ‘14

Last Wednesday night, the sec-ond of three nationally tele-

vised Presidential debates was aired on national television. In-cumbent Barack Obama came out strong, not so much worry-ing about making up lost ground many thought he lost two weeks ago, rather, sticking to his agenda and remaining focused. Republi-can candidate Mitt Romney tried to ride the wave of his crashing success two weeks previous, and attempted to build exponentially on that momentum. What was different about this debate was the format. Previously, two candi-dates stood at podiums answering questions formulated by a mod-erator. Last Wednesday, President

Obama and Governor Romney were instead surrounded by sta-dium seated, undecided voters who had a broad bevy of ques-tions to ask the two candidates. Not so clear cut as the first one on October 3, Mr. President seemed to score a close victory in this de-bate, largely due to the fact that he seemed to connect better with the questioners and took a more ruthless attitude on attacking Governor Romney’s flip-flopping. President Obama also displayed a little more enthusiastic energy than Romney, largely in part to the questions he had to answer. It appeared that the problems posed to Romney demanded a clear, concise answer; such as

how different from George Bush he is. Obama on the other hand, had the opportunity to answer less generalized, more personal questions, like how he would help the unemployed questioner and friends get their jobs back. It was no blowout, as the governor from Massachusetts churned out a sturdy performance. It can and will be seen by many Republicans that Romney has been on the of-fensive for a very long stretch, throwing the record of the past four years in Obama’s face, yet to receive a definite answer on some fronts. All in all, both par-ties believe their candidate to be in front of the other, which makes this Presidential race all

the more interesting. As election day draws nearer, everything little thing matters to these two men. I believe this race will indefinitely be one of the most intense elec-tions of our generation. In con-clusion, the final debate between these two men could be one of two things; minimal importance, or an inconceivable turn of events that could make this Presiden-tial race a lot less contested. One thing is for sure, both President Obama and Governor Romney will be looking to put their best effort out there, since it will be the last time to confront each other face to face before the election in front of the American people.

Being a strong advocate of the rights of cryptozoologi-

cal animals I am quite vexed that Scotland would allow such egre-gious events to occur in one of the world’s most sacred Lochs. Just last week Japanese scientists placed detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness in an attempt to blow Nessie skyward. Thank-fully wizards of the Scottish sect intervened lest Nessie would most likely be in a million pieces and the precious ocular meat of the Nessiteras rhombopteryx would have been undoubtedly been sold on the black market for prices of above 13,000 Australian Dollars per ounce. The ceremony that the Scottish wizards is an age old ceremony practiced by only specific wizards who have gone

through many grueling years of training in order to perform. Next week we here at Michael blogs will be hosting a workshop in the High school commons so that some of the lads here at Priory may learn some of the practices that make this broth-erhood so wonderful. Those who attend will also learn about some of the many things that Nessie contributes to the community surrounding Lake Loch Ness. The rights of cryptozoological animals will be discussed so that Priory community can become more involved in the fight against the killing of these mystical creatures. On October the 25th we will be having a dress down day to raise money for the fight against the killings. Let it be known that we

fighters do not stand alone and that even our own US govern-ment is sending expert cryptozo-ologists over to Scotland to help keep this beautiful creature safe.We here at Priory should not think that we shouldn’t support this no-ble cause for we are very close to the action even on our secluded Town and Country campus. Am-ateur Crytozoologist John Joseph Rhodes swears that he witnessed a Chupacabra attack on a full grown yeti, and is now seeking medical attention because of blood cur-dling events that he witnessed. Many monks have also purported to hearing the howl of adolescent Chubacabras in the dead of night which is its favorite time to hunt for the blood of its prey. Recent archives have also been found that

suggest that the so-called “Hunt-ing and Fishing Club” was a mere cover up to track down and kill the wild Chubacabras which roam our campus. It is no wonder that club time has been terminated for the safety of these rare and largely misunderstood creatures.

I ask the Priory community to therefore step up and con-tribute to the dress-down day so that the rights of these ani-mals may be forever protect-ed on our beautiful campus.

Also we will be looking for-ward to your presence at the meeting this coming week.

Puzzles

10 Next Issue: Friday, Wed. Oct. 31 Halloween Special

1. 1 1 1 12. A pack of playing cards3. Thrill4. Warehousing5. A late time of life6. Untruths7. Wooden shoe8. Hard glossy coating9. Territorial reserve10. Biblical kingdom11. Blackthorn12. Female chickens15. Sporting venue 21. Attraction23. School session25. Musty27. Air force heroes28. Area of South Africa29. Adult males31. Access32. Corrupt

34. Man’s best friend36. A magician39. Website address40. Nipple43. Pyrogenic 44. Tidy46. Visual organs47. In written form49. Fertilizer ingredient50. Rapids53. Ledger entry55. Applications56. Schnozzola57. Thin strip58. Spanish lady60. Spouse61. Kitty-cat64. A spider spins this

1. Poems5. If not9. Netting13. Following14. Tropical vine16. Doing nothing17. Reflected sound18. Prohibit19. Diving bird20. Play the bag-pipes22. Not often24. Praise26. Basic belief27. A word with the same set of letters30. Lasso33. Lurched35. Gentlewoman37. Estimated time of arrival38. Whip41. Missing In Action

42. Lustrous fabric45. Salutation48. Fable51. Kit for a baby52. A nymph of lakes54. Words55. Uncertain59. Postage62. Alone63. Arm joint65. Two-toed sloth66. Brother of Jacob67. French for “Queen”68. Does some-thing69. Collections70. Knife71. Dregs

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34. Blurt out36. A soft sheep-skin leather37. Mentor38. Requests40. Biblical garden 42. Lacquer ingre-dient45. Anagram of “Angrier”48. Delegate51. Washed-out52. A long-legged S. American bird53. Army doctor55. Ski jacket58. Dry59. Pout60. Cocoyam61. A noble gas62. Throw

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leakage46. Frolic47. Directed49. Card with one symbol50. Burden51. A severe short-age of food54. Backside56. Matured57. A legislative assembly63. Early 20th-cen-tury art movement64. Murres65. Cowboy sport66. Send forth67. Hue68. Praise69. Cut into cubes70. Border71. Long times

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Opinion & EntertainmentMitch’s Musical Madness

By Mitch Van Bree ‘1334. Man’s best friend36. A magician39. Website address40. Nipple43. Pyrogenic 44. Tidy46. Visual organs47. In written form49. Fertilizer ingredient50. Rapids53. Ledger entry55. Applications56. Schnozzola57. Thin strip58. Spanish lady60. Spouse61. Kitty-cat64. A spider spins this

Note: If this segment is still called “Mitch’s Musical Madness,” I apologize. If you have a problem with the name, stop telling me and talk to Peter Cogan (who apparently loves alliteration).

1. Spring Break – The Low Maintenance Folkies

That’s right kids! When you have your own column, you can use it for shameless self-promotion! This song is the first of many upbeat rock songs to come. It isn’t for sale yet, but you can find it on YouTube (I will also give it to anybody who buys a CD from me). The YouTube version is a rough mix, but it still sounds pretty good. This track features the musical talent of Ryan Donlin on bass and Alex Haueisen on synth and ma-rimba (spoiler alert! Donlin actually played Haueisen’s parts on the recording because Alex values schoolwork more than music [nerd]). Check it out!

2. Honey – The Parlotones

I can’t decide if I like this song or absolutely hate it. I want to hate it, because the lyrics are just stupid. The ma-jority of the song is just about loving honey. Then all of a sudden “O no! Look out! The spiders!” is being repeated like crazy. This section is then followed by the repetition of “Shucks! I nearly swallowed romance.” …Ok what? Did they write this in kindergarten? Also, who still says “Shucks?” My guess is that they were experimenting with some illegal substance(s) and then ate honey and were like “O my God, this is so good!” Then midway through writing the song, the hallucinogenic kicked in and they were like “Ahhhhhhhh! There are spiders every-

where!” That’s my best guess. All that being said, the song is really catchy.

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12If you only give 50% in preparing, you can only get 50% of what you could

Soccer, Continuedteams with a quick goal or two. There is only one game left in the regular season against John Burroughs (ranked #3 small schools), and then the district tournament starts the week of October 29th. Priory will most likely face off against Westminster in the first round, and then against a tough Park-way Central team (ranked #3

large schools) in the district championship. Yes, we are re-building a team after losing 10 starters, but we are capable of winning districts and mak-ing a run in the state tourna-ment. Come on out and sup-port the Rebels as they try to make a Cinderella run.