VOLUME LaGrangeXII. College, LaGrange, MAY, 1933...

VOLUME XII. LaGrange College, LaGrange, MAY, 1933. NUMBER 1.

Miss Adams Crowned Queen of May

The Quadrangle with its natural background of spring green and blossoms made an ideal setting for the annual May Fete Saturday, May 6th., participated in by the students

: he college, and directed and planned by Miss Caroline Broad-

, well, director of expression. On this occasion, .Miss Winifred Adams, of Danielsville, was crowned Queen of the May, and Mary Johnson, of West Point as May King. Miss Thelma Dunbar acted as maid of honor. Miss Adams was dressed in a quaint frock of white organdie with a train of point d' esprit and a wreath of sweetheart roses around her head.

Dunbar was dressed in a lovely model of orchid organdie with a huge sash of moire ribbon. She carried an arm 'bouquet of roses and larkspur. The queen's attendants who were Misses Sara Whitaker, Marie Hammond, Sue Hutcheson, Louise Dobbs, Evelyn Revill, Lucile Miller, Idawee Springer and June Goforth were dressed in shell pink organdies with sashes of sea blue silk. The arch .bearers. Misses An- nie Rosa Bond, T. A. Fowler, Nel! Barret, Virginia McMichael, Eleanor Wallace, Alice Lovern, Ruth Camp /bell, Marion Norman, Inez Wiley,

■.ing and Kagsdale in old-fashioned green or gandie dresses carried flowers be- decked arches for the passage of the King, Queen and Ladies-in-Waiting. to the throne.

The Woodland Elnes, Martha El- iot, Kathe.rine King, Elizabeth Hix

on, Virginia Franklin and Essie Mae Byess, expressed their joy over the coming of Spring, portrayed by Eimieline Goulsby. They searched for her and found her with a crown of flowers for the Queen. After dancing

MUSIC WEEK OBSERVED AT LAGRANGE COLLEGE

Music week was observed at L. C, by a series of interesting and enter- taining programs.

Tuesday morning, May 9, Miss Wilkin gave a program of vocal music. She selected songs written by composers of different nationality —American, French, Russian and Hungarian.

Thursday evening Miss Louise Hawks gave her graduation recital, assisted by Miss Geraldine Doss, violinist, and Miss Virginia Doss, accompanist.

Thursday morning ait chapel period the Harwell Avenue Choral Club gave a splendid program. The Club is under the direction of Mrs. Harvey Reed, with Mrs. R- E. Mc- Tigue as accompanist. They sang "Spring Song" "Lullaby Moon," "Pickanninny Sandman," and "Hap- py Days."

On Friday night students of the piano, voice and violin departments gave a public recital. This was one ..i' the best student's recitals we have had this year.

Sunday evening, May fourteenth, the Glee Club presented a program of sacred music at the First Metho- dist church. I

■before the throne Spring sent the Elves to bring her attendants, the Flowers: Gertrude Linn, Martha Jol- ley, Frances Word, Alice Mallory, Mar;'. ins. Meiba Henderson, Martha iHolle, Mary Alice Reese, Ha- ;el Robinson, Billie Turner, Annelle loore and Jean Darden. These were

folowed by the Breezes: Sara Bond. Louise i'ha:r. Mary TxayoT, Bariice Saltsman and Dona Matthews. Next came the Showers: Mary Windsor, Elsie Bailey, Mary Tanner, Vir- ginia Davis, Marion Wilaon and Mary T. Moon. These were '1

by the Sunbeams: Elizabeth Finley, Sara Lee Payne, Bessie Ruth Burtz, Charlsie Gober and Frances Tilly. After the Sunbeams the Rain- bow a : Maker, Helen Copelan, Monta Hall, Evelyn Var-

and Leila Heaxn. The little Fireflies, Jean Thompson and E beth Collier suggested that it was .rear the close of day. The May Pole

era: Rebecca Hart, Frances ly, Ruth Dempsey, Mary Darby, Mil- dred Johnson, Elizabeth Hixon, Kit Glisson, Lucile Eaton, Virginia Dun- can, Elizabeth Yarbrough, Virginia Wooten, Ruth Estes, Katherine King, and Martha Elliot ended the paggant iy winding the May Pole. This was foil' nal.

The costumes of spring's attendants, the flowers, the breezes clad in pale blue, the showers covered in the raindrops, the sunbeams clad in pale blue, the showers covered in the raindrops, the sunbeams clad in bril- liant yellow frills and the fire-fly costumes were most effective. The May Poe dancers in their pastel organdies made the prettiest group.

A large crowd of local and out-of-

town guests attended the event.

MISS VAN GORDER HONORS L. C. SENIORS

The members of Che senior class of LaGrange College were honor guests at a party given Thursday afternoon by Miss Marion Van Gorder at the Southwest LaGrange Teachers home-

Spring flowers in pastel shades were arranged in the living room. After the games the hostess served ice cream and angel food cake, which carried out the class colors of pink and green. On each plate was an old-fashioned bouquet of pink sweet peas.

The members of the Senior class who were present were Miss Mary Johnson, Miss Sara Lee Payne, Miss Sara Whitaker, Miss Leila Tanner, Miss Malble Caudle, Miss Martha Smith, Miss Katherine Glass, Miss Annie Jane Prather, Miss Thelma Dunbar, Miss Anna Rosa Bond, Miss Martha Hayes, Miss Nellie Sue Bai- ley, Miss Thelma Harden, Miss Inez Hill, Miss Rebecca Hart. Miss Mild- red Johnson, Miss Emeline Goolsby and Miss Louise Hawks.

LaGrange College Closing Program To

Begin Mav 26th

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Men are most apt to believe what they least understand.—Michael de Montaigne.

Dr. Samuel Candler Dobbs, of At- lanta, chairman of the board of trustees of Larange ;e, will deliver the baccalaureate address to the 1933 senior class at the college .11 May 29 at 11 o'colck. At this ame time President William E. Thompson wil confer the degrees and present diplomas.

The annual meeting i the board of trustees will be held at 9 a. m.. on the same morning.

The baccalaureate sermon will be delivered by Rev. Samuel T. Senter, D. D , pastor of the First Methodist church of Atlanta, Sunday, May 28. The sermon will be gi\en in the college auditorium at 11 a. m.

Sunday evening, May 28. the Y. M. C. A. will conduct the last vesper service of the year for the senior class at 5 p. m.

The opening event on the commencement program is the play on Friday, May 2G, "The Imaginary Invalid," by Moliere. The play wil! be presented by the Curtain Rais- ers.

Saturday, May 27- will be alumnae day. Class day exercises for the 1933 senior class will be held at 10 a. m. followed by the annual meeting of the al association at 11 o'clock. ' o'clock the same day an art exhibit, and reception will be held in the art studio. In the evening at 8:15 o'clock the commencement recital will take place in the auditorium. oOo

DOG IS CANDIDATE FOR B. S. DEGREE

Jack, beautiful collie belomging to Mable Caudle, is candidate for an Honorary B. S. Degree from La- Grange College. Starting to L. C four years ago as a special, he attended classes for two years with Neva Caudle (class of '31) and for two years with Mable Caudle, member of the present graduating class. Hiss major subjects were mathema- tics and history. In French he was one of Dr. Wilson's favorite pupils; indeed, he could maintain a. discreet silence in French almost as well as the Doctor herself.

In 1930-31 Jack was a member of the Dramatic Club, appearing in public performances. He is one of the best known and most popular members of our student body. His picture appears in the Feature Sec- tion of the Centennial copy of the Quadrangle, in company with that of the Most Attractive student.

In expressing his desire for the Bachelor of .Silence degree, Jack evi- denced a profound contempt for those dogs who come to LaGrange College with the intention of secur- ing the Bachelor of Barks degree, and are expelled with two or three weeks of their arrival, for general rowdy behavior. Never, in the four years Jack has been coming to La- Grange College has he been called up before either Student Council or faculty; his attitude has always been one of cheerful dignity, friendly yet reserved. Wherever he may go, we are sure'his deportment will be such as to reflect credit to his Alma Mater.

Collegiate Press Organized At Athens, Georgia

A Collegiate Press Association was organized at the Henry W. Grady School of Journalism in Athens, May 5.

Doisfuiellet Jones, school page editor of The Constitution and the editor-el set of the Emory Wheel was elected president of the new organization. John Menter, editor of the Mercer Cluster, was named vice president; and Charlotte Tyus editor of the Wesleyan Watchtower. was elected secretary.

The College delegates met with the Scholastic Association in the morning session, enjoying a series of very instructive addi esses; and had its >wn round table discussion in the afternoon, at which time the group was really organized.

Charles Reynolds, editor of the Red and Black, was unaminously named chairman and the meeting preceeded under .the direction of .'rofessor John E. Drewry, head of the Henry W. Grady Schoo of Jour- nalism at the University of Georgia.

,me heated discussions over the Constitution and by-laws, drawn vi]) by Professor Drewry, it was de- cided to have them drafted by the executive committee.

The 'aw follows:

Item 1. The official name of this organization shall be Georgia Col- legiate Press Association.

Item 2. Sponsors of the Georgia Collegiate Press Association are the Henry W. Grady School of Journal- ism and the Georgia Chapter of Sigma Deta Chi.

Item 3. The Georgia Collegiate Press Association shall be coordint-

MISS LOUISE HAWKS PRESENTED IN GRADU-

ATION RECITAL

ed with the Georgia Scholastic Press Association and shall hold its annual convention at the Henry W. Grady School of Journalism simul taneous- ly therewith.

Item 4. The purpose of the Geor- gia Colegiate 1 ociation shall be:

(a) To provide a closer association among college journalists of Georgia.

(b) To provide a means of recog- nizing meritorious journalistic efforts through the annual award of suitable distinction.

(c) To raise the standards or the Collegiate Pr<!ss of Georgia.

(d) To foster among college journalists of the state an interest in journalism both as a profession and a social science.

Item 5. Membership in the Georgia Collegiate Press Associaton shall be by institutions. Annual membership dues shall be the same as those of the Georgia" Scholastic Press As sociation, viz., $5.00 a year. These dues will entitle a school to the monthly bulletin to participate in the annual election, to three official delegates at the convention, and to participate in such contests and other activitii ■ association may sponsor.

Item 6. Officials of the association, shall include a president, a vice- president and a secretary to be elected at the annual convention. No school shall be entitled to more than one of these officials a year.

Item 7. Officials of the association together with the president of tjio Georgia chapter of Sigma Delta Chi

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ATHLETIC COUNCIL ENTER- TAINS WITH WEINER ROAST

Miss Louise Hawks, graduate in piano, gave her recital Thursday evening, May 11. She was assisted by Miss Geraldine Doss, violinist, and Miss Virginia Doss, accompanist.

Miss Hawks played with ease and skill throughout the evening. Miss Doss charmed the audience with her violin selections.

After the recital the Glee Club gave a reception in the College parlors honoring Miss Hawks and Miss Doss. The program is as follows: Romanze from Concerto in D Minor,

Mozart, Miss Hawks. Scene de Ballet, Charles de Beriot,

Miss Doss. Prelude and Toccata, Lachner, Miss

Hawks. The Old Refrain, Kreisler; Taran-

telle, Bohm, Miss Doss. German Dances (1824) Op. posth, Schubert; Romanze Op. 28, No. 2, Schumann; Hungarian Dance No. 7, Brahms, Miss Hawks.

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One morning a week an economics professor at the University of Roch- ester furnishes his students with free lunches.

All reducing diets were forgotteni last Friday night when the Athletic Council entertained the student body with a weiner roast out in those beautiful woods just beyond Park Avenue. Oh, it was so much fun! A big bon fire was made to roast the "hot dogs." We wonder how Sara Lee and Emeline rated that nifty stick which would roast a half dozen weiners at once? Besides roasting weiners we had potato salad already fixed, dill pickles, and everything to fix the "hot dogs" all the way, American style! Coca Colas, too, and Brownies (which, by the way, reminded us of the Jr. Filling Station). After eating all we could, and remembering to fix some plates for those two or three girls who could not go, we formed a big circle around the fire and sang the College songs.

Mr. and Mrs Blanks were delightful chaperones and the best sports ever!

Thank you, "Pete" for planning this nice outing for us. Here's wishing the new Athletic Council much good luck for the year 1933-34.

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The word "beer" has been barred from all student magazines and per- iodicals at Northwestern.

MAY, 1933. THE SCROLL LaGrange College

THE SCROLL Published monthly by the Quill Drivers' Club of LaGrange College. Entered at Post Office at LaGrange, Ga., as second class mail matter, January 29, 1932, under act of March 3, 1879. Subscription rate, 50c a semester.

Editor-in-Chief Sue Traylor Assistant Editor Nell Veaten

Manager -.-- Virginia Mc- Michael.

Circulation Manager, Fiances Fleeth Advertising Manager, Virginia W

ten. Assistant Advertising Mgr., Mary

Traylor.

ORGANIZATIONS

Y. W. C. A. President, Alice Lovern. Vice President, Monta L. Hall.

Secretary, Helen Copelan. Treasurer, Idawee Springer.

Department Heads: Devotional chairman, Olive Linch.

Social Service, Sarah Bond. World Fellowship, Martha Elliot. (Recreational, Ruth Campbell. Pubicity, Mary Darby. Tearoom, Louise Dobbs. Music, Sue Hutcheson.

STUDENT GOVERNMENT President, Ruth Dempsey. Vice Presidents, Bessie Ruth

Burtz,, Elizabeth Finley, Floy Terry. Secretary, Olive Linch. Treasurer, Virginia Wooten.

QUADRANGLE Editor-in-Chief .". Sarah Bom1. Assistant Edilor Helen Copelan Business -Manager .... Gertrude Lin;:. Advertising .Manager, Marion Wilson

Advertising Mgr., Frances Fleeth.

Literary Editor Olive Linch

Art Eddtor Kathleen Gl Photographic Editor .... Alice Lovern Typist Charlsie Gober Club and Feature Editor .... Marion

Wilson. uige Editor Floy Terry

Olive Linch Evelyn Varner Proof Reader

ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION President, Elizabeth Yanbrough. Vice Darby. Secretary, Franc s Tilly. Treasurer, Lucile Eaton.

ooo PRIVILEGES

All year the L. C. girls have been looking forward to the last month of school. all the girls who have been fortunate enough to ovoid attending any Student Counci meetings, are given the privileges of the class above I >or Seniors!)

Last week the list of lucky names (or names of lucky girls, rather) was posted and everybody who saw ber name up was delighted at the thought of more privileges for the inmates.

Oh youthful fancies! Imagine our chagrin when we rushed to our rule books and found that there was scarcely any difference in the class rules.

The .Sophiomolres thought would fool Miss Peacock and have dates on Sophomore and Junior date nights. This isn't Miss Peacock's first year as matron, Sophomores.

VIVE LA CLASSE DE '33!!

If one were to write a tribute to you Seniors from here to the moon and back again, it would not and could not express all the good things that should be said about you. You have been our inspiration from the moment we reached college; and we are hoping that some day we too .hall reach the goal which your ex- ample has set for us.

• timid Freshman in time bs- jomes the mighty Senior. Four long years ago when you started out, you

Freshmen green as could be- You realized that, you were not on .he heights; but by steady work, you have climlbed to the goal you set for yourself.

You have successfully passed the last mile-stone of your college ca- reer and, as you go out in life, we lope much for you in the years *o come. With such splendid class spirit; energyi and intelligence as you have already displayed, you will carry on nobly and uphold well the ideals of our school.

The scenes and faces, here will to- norrow be but haunting memories, but those memories will be a table store-house of past academic .nd atheletic activities, of happy as- sociations, and lasting friendships tc which you will turn in happy remin- seence.

To the Seniors we wish continued power to carry on in the future as you have in the past. May you

grow weary in your efforts bo rise by honest and fair means in the world. LaGrange is justly proud of you and gladly 'bestows upon each of you her seal of approval.

So, Seniors, here's our hand of love and friendship; we wish you al1

the luck in the world and may you ways be as fine and true in later

life as you were here. Luck to you! oOo

IN FAREWELL It is with some degree of sadness

that we surrender The Scroll to the hand- of a new staff. Much that we planned with enthusiastic hope has remained undone; our actual ac- compli have fallen far short of our aims. Like many ano we would like one more chance — once more the hectic, exasperating, yet interesting and enjoyable task of "getting out" T he Scroll.

Yet there is a satisfaction in giv- ing the work over to others; and we are glad that the hands to which we pass on the Quill are so capable, the new Quill Drivers so interested, enthusiastic and eager to work We are looking forward to the develop men* of the new Scroll, and are wishing that in its changed form, it may fare well.

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SONG FOR PARTING How many tears are shed in token Of ladies' hearts so lightly broken. But I, poor instrument of passion, Will take my solace in this fashion Yes, you broke my heart, it's true But don't forget that I broke you.

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BELLS

bells, bells, bells, Rising bells— Unresting bells, rousing bells, Vibrating, sleepy bells. Mot a tinkle, nor a clanging, Jut a loud and beating ringing. ■Jells, bells, bells. ' Not ice bells, nor nice bells, But irritating chapel bells. 3eils, bells, bells.

Bells for rising, bells for sleep, iells for eating, bells to meet— Practice singing, learning yells,

v move is done by bells. Day bells, night bells, Date bells', late bells, Everything that rhymes with bell—• Oh! to "... well 3ells, bells, bells.

—B. P. Wheeler, Y. H. C.

EDITORIALS

The members of "The Scroll Staff" .vould like for all the students to enow about their plans for the coming school year 1933-34. We all in- tend to do our best to see that we have a (bigger and better success than ever befoie.

There have been many recommen- dations given to us and we plan to accept the following ones:

(1) That the Scroll be changed into a literary magazine, to contain poem-, essays, short stories, plays, etc. written by LaGrange College students.

(2) That it be in the form of a pamphlet of about 30 pages and be issued four times a year.

(3) That it contains, in addition to strictly literary material, a section for local college news of per- manent interest, and also a section for alumnae news.

(4) That it be published by the Quill' Drivers Club, membership inj which club shall be based on submis- sion and acceptance of at least three ontributions to the magazine; ex-

cept that all old members of the Quill Drivers Club for this year shaii be members again next year.

■(5) That the -officers of the maga- ;ine be elected by the entire student body, except that the Editor-in- Chief and Assistant Editor must be members of the Quill Drivers Club.

(6) That town girls as well as lomitory students must subscribe to .he magazine.

(7) That there be a student proof eader, who shall get a small scholar-

ship for such proof reading. (8) That there be a faculty ad-

for the magazine. The new Staff for the year 1933-

14 are as follows: Editor in Chief, Sue Traylor. Assistant Editor, Nell Veatch. business ^"""nager, Virginia Mc-

Hichael. Advertising Manager, Virginia

Wooten. Assistant Advertising Manager,

Mary Traylor. •Circulation Manager, Frances

Fleeth. Exchange, Floyd Terry. Proof Reader, Evelyn Varner. Club and Feature, Marion Wilson

Lucile Miller.

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THINGS I'LL MISS

By a Senior. Rising bell. Eight-thirty class. Mr. Blanks "looking the situation

over." Brownies at the Junior Filling

Station. Miss Benson: "Now girls, let's not

have any talking in the library." Mr. Sled's wise remarks in Latin

class. ."Miss Wilkin being late to meals. The spider webs in my mail box Sunbaths on th e campus. Mary Johnson's library "recitals." Inez's "all right, girls! time for

the library to close. Being "campused." That feeling of fear when Student

Council meeting is called. Glee Club practice. Meeting in auditorium 4, immedi-

ately after chapel. Sunday afternoon naps. "See me" slips. Miss Stewart's snake form. Sitting on the back seat in church Miss Billant's "you don't say so!

Well, ain't that nice!" Winifred's smile. Miss Maidee asking, "Now, girls

's it Christian to throw paper on the floor?"

CONTRIBUTED BY THE SENIORS

"Did you ever in your life! I never saw such a test. I'd like to know

.' idea this General Information business is, anyway— I could just beat their ears off. How many did you get?"

"I dunnow —'bout fifteen, I guess; i left out thirty-some. How about you?"

"Oh, I guessed something for ail of mine, but I s'pose mos'. of 'em aie wrong. Tell me, who is Anton

V A Chinese statesman? ' "'.Maybe; or wasn't he president of

China? And Huey Long — so far as I'm concerned, he's the great unknown. But tell me — for what is Pompei famous?"

Why—er— for discovery of new lands in the sixteenth century."

"For militarism." "No, no! He formed part of the

famous "triumphate" — don't you remember? He furnished the brains."

"Well, what gets me is all those urrent events. Who is Rembrandt?'

"A prohibitionist." "Millikan?"

"A noted football player." "Ibsen?" "Secretary of the Interior." "Lenin?" ''Isn't be that Italian official who

ante to the United States not so ong ago?"

"Yea; and Cermak?" "German political leader; but Sin-

clair Lewis—" "Oh, he was an American politi-

cian — don't you knoiw — he was mixed up in the Teapot Dome Scan- dal."

"And who's Stalin?" "Oh, let him be — they can all

go hang for all I acre. But wiil you please explain what is the gold standard?"

"Why, that just means we've ex- hausted more gold that silver. By the way, what's the Koran?"'

"Why, that's easy — the Japan- ese Bible; and now — what is the Pope's residence called.

"The Highest Holy Pontificate." "And speaking of names — how

'.id Dixie get its name?" "After the Civil war from a slave

lirl that ran away." "That's funny; I didn't know that.

What country was Paul a citizen of?"

"India." "Well, tell me just one more

thing — I haven't found anybody ■hat knows: Where is Suez?"

"In Central America." "Aw, sillies! Suez is in

York." Now

-OQO- A TRIBUTE

"I should like to be a teacher A little brown-eyed teacher A jolly dark-haired creature If you ,please"

With a sad face thus replied he, "We have plenty just now," cried he, "I can't find, don't look so at me, Vanancies." "You can find a place, my maiden Lift your face with sorrow laden There's a place for blue-eyed maid

ens In the race." So I play my role of writing And I do not mind my rating For God loves things unabating Common-place But when mem'ries back come drift-

ing Like the sea waves back come rift-

ing In my heart a throb is lifting No one sees

"For I want to be a teacher A little dark-haired creature A jolly dark-haired creature If you please"—Floy Terry

MOTHER'S DAY

Our Mother

"Hundreds of stars in the pretty sky, Hundreds of shells on the shore

together, Hundreds of birds that go singing by

Hundreds of lambs in the sunny weather.

Hundreds of dew drops to greet the dawn, Hundreds of.bees in the purple

clover, . But only one mother the wide

world: over" —Unknown. The second Sunday in May is set

aside every year as Mothers Day. The story of the origin of Mother's Day has been told over and over. Some years ago Miss Anne Jarvis, of Philadelphia, in commemorating the heavenly birthday of her mother, placed flowei-s on her grave and en- twined them around her picture. The thought of having a special day upon which to honor all mothers came to her suddenly. She at once associ- ated mothers with purity and the thought of wearing a white flowor for mother came to her. The paper caught up the idea and in two years it swept the United States and was taken up by some foreign countries. Miss Jarvis obtained the co-opera- tion of ministers, doctors, lawyers, editors, newspapermen and heads of big business oiganization. Finally the idea was presented to Congress and readily the second Sunday in May was set aside as the day upon which to honor the best mother that ever lived—your own. The procla- mations was issued by President Wil- son in 1914.

It has been the custom to wear a white flower in honor of the mother who has passed away, and of wearing a red flower for the mofhei' who is still living. The white car- aation has been chosen for its qual- ities so like a mother

There are many whose mothers have gone and only a sweet mem- ory lingers. At this time more than any other the unselfishness of a younger generation should show it- self. All through the course of time mothers have been heoric, noble and sacrificing characters. have made valuable contributions to civi- lization and Christianity. They have played a wonderful part in the de- velopment of the republic.

Ernest Rogers has paid a gallant tribute to mothers.

Mother's Day—by Ernest Roger* Dreams may prove phantom fiction

As you tread the stony mill; But there's prayer and benediction

In a loving mother's smile.

You may falter at the finish In the hurry of the race;

But there's faith that won't diminish In a loving mother's face.

You are prey to woe and sorrow In a vale of tears and sighs;

But there's promise of tomorrow In a loving mother's eyes.

You may find the going dreary On a world of wild alarms;

But there's haven for the weary In a loving mother's arms.

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This year's annual at the Univer-

sity of Kentucky will contain pic-

tures of the ten most popular pro-

fessors instead of the ten most popu-

lar ladies, as has been the custom

heretofore.

MAY, 1933. THE SCROLL

USES OF CHEWING GUM

Chewing Gum — did you ever consider its wide variety of uses aad realize how truLy indispensable it is?

As an exercise the chewing of guim develops the jaws. Nearly all contestants in the ever-popular talking marathon include their favorite brand of chewing gum in their train- ing equipment.

As an aid to beauty, it i9 widely advertised under the slogan "the lips you love to kiss: they are per- fected by chewing Double-Mint." It is also a great aid in reducing: Reach for a Wrigley instead of a. sweet."

In the medical world it is known as a veritable "cure-all." It may be used to prevent pyorrhea; to pre- serve the dazzling. unblemished whiteness of the teeth, thus saving dentists' bills; to conquer that insi- dious evil auto-intoxication; to cure indigestion; and to annihilate hali- tosis, each 'brand has its own pecul- iar prophylactic powers.

The student finds a large wad of O-Boy gum a great aid to mental activities during pop tests. It is also- very useful to attract the attention of the faculty during ordinary reci-

n.s, and can be very helpful in relieving the tedium of a boxing class.

Chewing gum may be worn behind the ear as an ornament; hut more often it is used for interior decoration. It can be used with almost my style of decoration, and is most frequently applied to chairs, dining- room tables, "beds, desks, and church pews.

As a burglar alarm, chewing gum, has great possibilities. The directors call for an extensive patch of the

est, stickiest gum avail able ra the floor in front of each window through which the burglar might gain access to the room, and a big piece of blow-gum in the mouth of the occupant of the room. The alarm functions in the following manner: The occupant of the room is asleep, with his or her supply of blow gum tucked safely away in the left jaw. The burlgar looks in through the window; all is still. He looks around him; the policeman on the beat has not yet rounded the corner. Carefully, steathily, he climbs through the window, and sets one foot down in the soft gummy mass prepared for him. Then, with ut- most precaution, he sets the other foot down expecting to take a step forward. He sticks. This serves to release a series of oaths from the burglar, said oaths awakening the occupant of the rooan. Occupant, realizing the presence of the long- dreaded burglar, is very nervous and begins to chew gum- rapidly. (Chew- ing gum is a great relief to .the ner- vously inclined.)

Occupant becomes still more nervous and psps chewing gum as loud as possible. Burglar thinks gun is being fired and, making a supreme effort, tears himself away from the gum and leaps out of window, land- ing in the arms of the policeman who has come to investigate the "shooting." Occupant of room shifi-s gum to right jaw and goes to sleep, prepared to receive the next burglar.

Chewing gum is a good persuader. A package or two may be offered to the small brother who wishes to help entertain sister's best B. F., with the suggestion that he have a chewing contest with the boy in the next block. While this method is by no means infallible, it is occasionally

1983 GENERAL RULES

Rising Bell, 9:30 A. M. Breakfast Bell. 10:00. Orders for

breakfast to be served in room must be given the night before.

If maids fail to clean rooms pro- perly please notify matron.

Students are not allowed to tip servants.

To avoid danger all airplanes must be landed before 8 P. M.

Students must avoid unnecessary noise in the elevators during classes.

Students must not try to operate elevators.

If you attend classes please avoid noise during lectures.

All radios must be turned off by 12 P. M.

Girls going out to dinner with young men students must be in by 12 P. M.

Students must not use. swimming pools when life guards are off duty. Pools are closed at 10:30 P. M.

Alarm clocks are prohibited. Beer must be ordered from Col-

lege basement. Dietitian should be notified 30

minutes before a "planned" dinner party in suite.

Parking over 15 minutes in air to converse with the opposite sex is beyond common courtesy.

All parrots must be taught pro- per language.

Students- going to Mars are not allowed to spend the night unless it is with a near relative.

All televisions must be disconnect- ed if you are not fully dressed-

a great help in removing pests. On of the greatest uses of chew-

ing gum is as a restorative medium. All sorts of articles which have been temporarily discarded may be returned to life and service in the use of this remarkable product. Space will

it only a scant indication of the most outstanding examples of its re- habilitating powers. Briefly, then, chewing gum may be used to mend spectacles; to keep false teeth from falling out, and wigs from blowing off; to stop up leaks in gas or water pipes; to mend broken toys and patch toy balloons; to keep the pages of term papers t ogether; to repair puctures; to stick .pictures of movie stars on the wall; and to re- surface fly paper. Several sticks of gum, well masticated and applied to a broken gas line will hold the car together until it can be driven to the next garage. A generous gob- o'-gum, appied to the end of a yard- stick, serves to retrieve ofnntain pens, quarters and lolly-pops that have been dropped throug gratings in the pavement.

Finally, there is the question of the reclaiming of only partially used chewing gum. This industry is as yet practically undeveloped' and of- ers a splendid field for research and investment. Every year thousands of dollars worth of chewing gum is thrown away, its purpose served. If all this waste material were collect- ed, it might be used in the manufac- ture of various useful articles, such as pointless thumb-tacks; wear-ever patches for resoling shoes; or a dust- proof, skid-proof material for road surfacing.

The past -of the Chewing Gum industry is great indeed its future pro- mises to be still greater.

LaGrange College

JAW BREAKERS

Voice over telephone: "May I call you tomorrow?"

Ruth Estes: "Yes. dear, call me anything you like."

Olive Lineh: "The rapidly increas- ing divorce rate indicates that America is indeed becoming the land of the free."

Louise Pharr: "Yes, but the continued marriage rate suggests that it is still the home of the brave."

A, Jittle boy walking home from school interested Mr. Sledd so much that he stopped him. "What's the matter, my little man?" "Dyspep- sia and rheumatism," answered the little boy. "Why that's absurd," said Mr. Sledd, "how could that be?" "Teacher kept me in cause I couldn't spell 'em."

" WHERE AND WHY THE SOPHOMORES WERE BORN7"

Inez Hill (in parlor) "You pride yourself on being able to judge a woman by her clothes. What would be your verdict on Kat King over there?"

He (looking at Kat's scanty attire) "Insufficient evidence."

An aid to Emily Post: Mary Tanner: "May lettuce be

eaten with the fingers?" Ellie Finn: "No, the mouth is

generally used."

Becky: "What made you quarrel with Claude?"

Louise: "Well, he proposed again last night"

Becky: "What was wrong with that?"

Louise: "I had just accepted him the night before."

Lucille: "Is my face dirty or is it just my imagination?"

Charlsie: "Your face isn't. I don't know about your imagination."

tr. Murray was visiting the high school one day. In some of the rooms he noticed announcements of his visitation,, and when he began his talk he asked the meaning of the word "visitation."

One bright boy who had been looking it up in the dictionary answered. "Please sir. it is a plague 6ent by Providence."

Rosa Cole: "Miss Stewart, where is the aquarium?"

Mis9 Stewart: "The aquarium? Why?"

Rosa: "Oh. I just wanted to ses the College Seal."

Nellie B.: "Jack proposes in this letter. I wonder if he really ipves me. He's only k nown me a week."

Evelyn: "Oh, then perhaps he does!"

Miss Epps: "What did Juliet say when she met Romeo in the bal- cony?"

Gertrude: "Couldn't you get seats in the orchestra?"

Mr. Sledd: What do you know of Latin Syntax?

Mary Windsor: Gee. Mr. Sledd, did they have to pay for their fun, too? f - *?

The College undergraduate of today is taking life much more seri- ously and is showing a keener interest in public affairs than ever before, according to Dr. Frank Ayde- lotte, president of Swarthmore Col- lege.

McMichael: Mr. Murray, how did the people live on a Diet of Worms?

The interrogation has been carefully weighed and has been given meritorious consideration. After much diligent and painstaking research the following report has been compiled:

I. Where the Sophomores were born:

Frances Patrick Baker, Bumble Hook.

Nell Fox Phelicia Barraett, Banks of the Potomac.

Bessie Penelone Burtz, Most Any Place (U. S. A.)

Essie C^ytemnestra Byess. TJillj- put.

Ruth Courtney Campbell, Miscel- laneous.

KeJen Hermione Copelan, Bally- hoo.

Mary Ophelia Darby, No Man's Land.

Elizabeth Andromeda Finley. Lou- ella.

Martha Thomas Alpha Fowler, At the Foot of the Rainbow.

Charlsie Terpsichore Gober, Tur- key Trot Hollow.

Monta Lewis Hall. Dewey Rose. Mary Wilhelmena King, Noah's

Ark. Olive Oleopatra Linch, Petunia Val- ley.

Olive Lucille Lovejoy Miller, By and Large.

Marion Evangeline Norman, Set- ting Down Creek.

Louise Proventriculus Pharr, Osk- kosk (Mars.)

Evelyn Walker Wakefield Revill. Sing-Sing.

Floy Amaryllis Terry, Leigh High Valley.

II. Why the Sophomores were born:

To furnish a Junior Class for '34. To give the Seniors somebody to

lov». To change from "green, but grow-

ing freshmen" into sophisticated sophomores.

To win first place at Stunt Night. To help the Seniors put on good

ministrels. To turn the other cheek. To initiate the Freshmen. To walk the straight and narrow

way. To aid in the pursuit of happiness. To hand in clothes' lists prompt-

ly- To give fashion shows. To be a darn good class- If the foregone information is in-

adequate, more will be furnished on be assured thatWEUh

special request. The questioner may be assured that the matter will receive all just, due, worthy, and pro- per recognition.

FLIP THE FRESHMAN

And did you know that Tilly's middle name is Pauline.

If Estes should her flirting quit, I'll bet the boys would have a fit; If little Franklin quit making love, And turning her eyes to heaven

above; If Kat King became a Saint, I know what would happen—

The teachers would faint!

Don't we wish we knew which Perk preferred—Blondes or Brunet- tes.

One: "Eleanor Wallace has a great deal of will power."

Another: "Yes, and even more won't power.

In her school essay on "Parents" Inez Wiley wrote: "We get our par- eats at so late an age that it is im- possible to change their habits."

Mr. Murray: "And now. girls. I have told you the story of myself and the great war."

Springer: "Yes, teacher, but what did they need all the other soldiers for?"

Bats! Bats! Bats! Saturday night while the Sophomores .and Seniors were madly seeking black painted spools, the tie that Mr. Sledd wore on May the 9th, and Miss Epp's brown tarn, bats were setting Fresh- man Ball into spasmodic convulsions. Wooten. Pbarv and GKs^o:i bravely snatched brooms and went forward to swat the terrifying enemies. Al- though eight bats were killed and the rest driven away. Franklin, Woo- ten, and Tanner moved out because "the beastly things were just invest- ing their room."

And we wonder what ever happen- ?d to that ice after the hot party Duncan, Tilly, Estes and Glisson pulled on moonlight night.

What Ginny Mac and Idawee dad that they're so secretive about? It's some mystery to me!

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The fifth estate (the truly educat- ed) is composed of those having the simplicity to wonder, the ability to question, the power to generalize, the capacity to apply.

Freshmen at Lynchburg Colege, Virginia, have chosen as their mot- to: "Green things must grow." We are of the opinion that the Freshmen here at L. C, have the motto: "We know all."

Beloit pays for the gas of the commuting students who live not 'ess than five miles and not more than thirty miles from the school!.

In the Boys High "Tat.ler" that John Frye, student, figured out exactly the odds in getting a hundred on a true-false test if one flipped a coin for the answer to dvery question. It was stated that a p-irson has one chance out of 3,335,000 chances of getting a hundred, twenty-six chances out of 3.335,000 of getting above ninety, thirty-six chances out of 3,335,000 of getting above eighty and a fifty-fifty chance of getting zero. This test was made with a basis of twenty-five questions.

Mills College is considering an ab- olition of class designations. The new plan suggested provides for a n-oportionate distribution of the 4 classes among th residence halls, the two lower classes to toe known a3 the lower college, the upper as the senior college. Seniors would be re- ferred to as the Cap and Gown Class. In this way the halls, instead of the classes, would be the unit of student government.

A professor at Rachester has contributed this definition of a good student: One who. even though he looks at his watch, does not hold it up to his ear.

MAY. 1933. THE SCROLL -

LaGrange College - - -- | —r~

SOPHOMORES ENTERTAIN SENIORS

■On Saturday night, May 13. at seven thirty a large crowd of sophomores and seniors assembled on the quadrangle. What was it all about? The seniors had been issued invita- tions with the advice that they wear clothes suitable for tennis. The chief attraction at the outset was the punch bowl, which was frequently visited throughout the evening.

The sophomores, first of all, formed a circle around the group of seniors and welcomed them with a song to which the seniors responded Then the sophomore president divid- ed into groups of three all the girls, and immediately set each group to work scavenger hunting, finding nine listed articles and one original one. There was runnig back and forth, up and down steps in a mad attempt to find the designated articles All sorts of things turned up —from Mr. Murray's left shoe to a love letter of — well, never mind! Then each group showed their nine articles. Five or six distinct groups had obtained exactly the correct articles. So one member from each •;roup guessed a number between one and fifty. Marion Wilson was the lucky guesser for her group which consisted of Marion, Gert- rude Linn and Sara Whitaker. These •were presented with a box of can- day. Were we envious?

Miss Broadwell. Mrs. Youngblood, Virginia Wooten and Lucile Eatoi: had the difficult task of judging the most original objects. Again Mar- ion Wilson, Gertrude Linn and Sara Whitaker scored high and won this time as prizes a tennis racket apiece as a reward for the hard tennis those three played.

The sophomores then served lovely refreshments. On the plate of each senior was a miniature diploma with a poem on it concerning the traits of the sophomores sisters.

Just before leaving, the Seniors yelled for the sophomores and the sophomores returned whole-heartedly -with fifteen rahs for the seniors.

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LATIN CLUB ELECTS NEW OFFICERS

. At the regular meeting of the Latin Club on Wednesday, May 3, new officers were elected as follows:

President. Elizabeth Tucker. Vice President, Monta L. Hall. Sec-Treas., Bessie Ruth Burtz. Scroll Reporter, Dona Mathews. The program centered around

Cornelia, the mother of Grachii. Dona Matthews gave an interesting discussion of Cornelia as a typical Roman matron.

Annie Rosa Bond rendered a piano solo, "Country Gardens" by Percy Granger.

At the conclusion of the program the retiring president, Annie Rosa Bond, turned the meeting over to the new president.

Delightful refreshments were served by Misses Rebecca Hart and Eve- lyn V armor.

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TOWN GIRLS CLUB The Town Glee Club held, the last

meeting of the year on May 15. at this time the new officers for the club for 1933-34 were elected.

President. Sue Traylor. Vice President. Sally Lane Sec-Treas. Merideth Turner. Katherine Glass is the retiring

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Trig is as hard as a bride's first biscuits.

THE FILLING STATION On first floor Hawks in a tiny room

next to the well-known Student Council room, a thriving business is growing by leaps and bounds. For more than a month now the Juniors have been faithfully serving their public with drinks, sandwiches, brownies, etc.

Somebody called it the "filling station" and the name stuck. It's a good one too, for if anyone sticks their head, in the door the Junior who is "tending the place" will show you more than you can resist. These Juniors are slick ones too; they have their account book (you should see the thing!) and just insist on "charging it" if you dare suggest that you don't have any money.

Everybody must like it, because everybody drops in often. The only- trouble is they sometimes come out ceding like the little boy who said on Thanksgiving day "What's the matter wif you stummuck Ain't I done treated you nice? I give you ice cream, an' cake, an' pie, an' all and then you do this away. What's the matter wif you stummuck?"

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COLLEGIATE PRESS ORGANIZES (Continued from page 1)

and the director of the Henry W. Grady School «f Journalism shall constitute the executive committee of the Georgia Collegiate Press Associ- ation. This committee will have power to aid in all matters affecting the association and may resort to mail referenda when it deems it

wise. Since the Henry W. Grady School

y£ Journalism and the Georgia chapter of Sigma Delta Chi are to spon- or the association, they expect the

meetings to be held at the School of Journalism in Athens every year. This did not meet the approval of all the colleges represented. There was a feeling that it would be instructive to visit different colleges each year. lit was also suggested that the convention meet with the Georgia Press Association. Mr. Drewry made the statement that if the Collegiate Association did not wish to accept the invitation of the Henry W. Grady School of Journal- ism, that they could form one cf their own. However, it was suggested that the meeting be held at the University of Georgia next year, and that the by-laws be drafted by the executive committee, consisting of Professor Drewry, the president of Sigma Delta Chi, and the officers which were elected soon after the discussion of the constitution.

The speakers of the meeting were editors and co-editors of the leading Georgia College Publications- They included Miss Betty Bachers of the Alchemist. Brenau College, Welch Jordon, of the Emory Wheel; Miss Dorothv Maddox of t he Colonnade, Georgia State College for Women; Miss Nell Veatch, of the Scroll, La- Grange College; John E. Minter, Jr.. of the Cluster, Mercer University; Charles Reynolds of the Red and Black, University of Georgia, and Miss Charlotte Tyus of the Watch- tower, Wesleyan College.

The remaining feature of the meeting was a resolution condemn- ing the reported practice of girls school faculties and administrations censoring copy of the school publi- cation and having cigarette advertising. This was drawn up by the various school representatives.

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Oollege boy—"Do you pet?" Co-ed—"yea—Animals." Boy—"Go ahead, I'll be the goat."

THREE ONE-ACT PLAYS PRESENTED

The Dramatic Club presented three one-act plays in the College Auditor- ium, March 11, under the direction of Mis Caroline Broadwell. They were as follows:

"On a Summer's Day," Miss Inez Wiley as Lady no- 1; Miss Kathleen Glisson as Lady no. 2; Miss Nell Veatch as Lady no. 3; Miss Lucille Eaton as the. black mammy.

The garden setting gave a pretty back ground for the fancy costumes. These costumes were reminicent - of the dresses worn by our grandmoth- ers. One might think there was a major wishing pond in that garden scene, because "strange as it seems" the young ladies wishes were grant- ed.

"The Ladies Speak," a Shapesper- ian burlesque with Miss Gertrue Linn as Juliet, Mis Bessie Ruth Burtz as Portia, Miss Gene Dodds as Ophelia, Miss Nell Barrett as Lady MacBeth.j

The costumes for this burlesque, were very effective. Lady Macbeth j was very imposing in her purple j ■robe. Portia said "Duo-ante vita— do not interrupt" while Ophelia tried j to tell some of Ham Bones sayings.; Juliet proved to be very disgusted with Romeo's public affairs.

"Say It With Flowers" presented by Miss Martha Elliott as Maude, the shop girl; Miss Essie Mae Byess as Henry, the errand boy; Miss Louise Pharr as Slovsky the owner of the shop; Miss Nell Veatch as Miss Wells, the spinister; Miss T. A. Fowler as Mr. Jackson, the suitor.

It was said with flowers because an engagement of 15 years lasted no longer for some flowers were pur- chased for Miss Wells at that florist shop scene. Henry, the messenger boy was very amusing especially, when Maude gave him some orders to fill at once.

The Junior Class assisted by the Freshman class presented two one- act plays Tuesday evening. Febru- ary 28. These plays were under the direction of Mrs. J. B. Blanks.

They were: "In an Airplane Pas<- senger Station" and "Squaring it with the Boss-" oOo

MY ROOMMATE (Dedicated to Inez Hill)

Here's a cheer to my room-mate, The best that I could choose, She never wears my Sunday dress, She never wears my shoes. My hats remain right in their places [ always know they're there— My room-mate has a virtue That would be good to share.

My hose and other things I own I never seem to miss Because my room-mate — bless her

heart. Will not descend to this. 3he's my chosen room-mate, The truest campus prize, My room-mate never borrows For she's simply not my size. ooo— ■

For the second time in white man's history on this continent, the Rio Grande River at El Paso. Texas, was frozen over this winter.

A research committee at the Uni- versity of California has brought to light the fact that there are only nine unkissed men on that campus.

Love was the creator of all the great thoughts and great deeds of men of all ages.—Fafcadio Hearn.

THE Y. W. C. A. CORNER

No official excuses for cuts are now required at the University of Kansas because the maintenance cost of the absence file in the dean's office was too great.

At the close of the year, the "Y" wishes to thank everyone for her cooperation this year, and to extend to the Seniors its very best wishes for every success and happiness.

To the girls who are not complet- ing their courses at L. C, we wish to say that the "Y" is counting on your coming back next year, and on your cooperating with its efforts as faithfully and as fully as you have this year. For, without your help we could have done nothing. Each of you have contributed, in some way, to the success of the Cab- inet.

To the faculty, the "Y" wishes to express its deep appreciation for the advice, help, and constant cooperation which has been given during the year. Much of the advice can be applied in work other than in the Cabinet, and will be a great help to us all in the future. Your counsel will remain with us long after ve have left L. C.

Seniors, your stay here has meant much to everyone. Your loyalty, in everything that has been undertaken, has been unfailing. Your cheerful- ness has always been a splendid ex- ample for all and a great help when things looked dark to us, and when we took the blues. You have up- held the "L. C. Spirit" in every res- pect, and you have proved that our trust in you has not been misplac- ed. As you leave, remember that we all love you, and wil miss you uore than we can say. Even though ,-ou will be away from L C, your spirits will remain here to help and encourage us, as we strive toward he goal which we have chosen.

When youa re out in the wide, .vide world, dear Seniors, remember us, and remember that we love you "just because you're you," and will always try to carry on your part.

Best wishes for a happy vacation for all. and every good wish to the Seniors.

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"Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to the whole creaetion

"Schweitzer of the African For- est"—a talk in chapel by Martha Elliott.

Albert Schweitzer was born on January 14, 1875, at Kayserberg, in Upper Alsace- Since his father was a pastor", he graew up in an atmosphere in which the best spirit of religious life prevailed. As a child he could never understand why people in their prayers prayed only for other people. When he said his prayers at night, he prayed for all things that breathe.

Schweitzer went to school in Miil- hausen. Here he took music les- sons. At first he was a very dull pupil, but soon he became an ac- complished musician. He was not only a musician but a writer and theologian also. He wrote several books among which were: "The Quest of the Historical Jesus" and "Paul and His Interpreters."

When he was twenty-one, be re- solved to devote his life until he was t hirty to the office of preacher, to science and to music. Then he would take a path of immediate *er- vice to his fellow man. When he was thirty, he studied tropical medi- cine at Paris. In 1913 he set sail with his wife, a trained nurse, as a medical missionary for the most neg- lected part of the world, the depths o fthe forests of French Equatorial Africa, to fight sleeping sickness, leprosy, misery, and sir,.

Schweitzer's hardest task was get-

ting a hospital. There was only one little shack out of which to build it. Finally with the help of the na- tives he fixed a poorly equipped hospital. Here he treated two thou- sand patients in the first nine months. It was not until the beginning of the World War that he returned to France.

After an absence of seven years, he returned to Africa to find his hospital in ruin. He set to work to rebuild it and to start his work again. A little afterwards, his wife's health failed. He carried her back to France.

After leaving his wife in Europe, Schweitzer returned to Africa with a nurse and two Swiss doctors. Hard- ly had he started his work again when a famine broke out. He had to work twice as hard as before to treat so many patients.

In 1913 the Lambarene hospital consisted of an old hen-house and a shelter or two. Today it is large enough to accomodate two hundred fifty sick people and the numerous companions they bring with them.

Though he may be stern, Schweitzer is no ruthless task mas- ter. His influence over the African is due not only to his accomplish- ments and skill but to his obvious deep love for them. He is their co- partner in all their life. ooo

"THE WILD WHITE ROSE" Ellen H. Willis, author of the "Wild White Rose" probably got her inspiration from the passage of scripture found in Job 6 chapter, 8 verse: "Ah that I might have my request and that God might grant me the things I long for."

It was peeping through the brambles That little wild white rose, Where the hawthorns hedge was

planted, My garden to enclose. All beyond was fern and heather, On the brease open moor All within was seen and shetter And a wealth of beauty's store. But I did not heed the fragrance Of flowerest of or tree. My eye was on the rosebud. And it grew too high for me.

In vain I strove to reach it Through the tangled mass of green. It only smiled and nodded Behind it's thorny screen. Yet through that summer morning I lingered near the spot Oh why do things seem sweeter If we possess them not? My garden buds were blooming, But all that I could see Was that little mocking white rose Hanging just too high for me.

So in life's wider garden here are buds of promise too,

3eyond our reach to gather, 5ut not 'beyond our view And like that little charmer. That tempted me astray, They steal out half the brightness, Of many a summer day.

Oh hearts that fail with longing, For some forbidden tree, Look up, and learn a lesson From my white rose and me. 'Tis wiser to number The blessings at our feet. Than ever to be sighing For just one rose more sweet.

Why. sunbeams and my shadows, Fall from a pierced hand I can surely trust His wisdom Since His heart I understand. And maybe in the morning When His blessed face I see, He will tell me why that white rose- Grew just too high for me.


JUST IMAGINE

Ruth Estes at a meal wearing a pair of shoes.

"Pete" without her Kansas drawl. Eleanor W. getting down a flight

of stairs in a decorous manner. "Kick" Glisson not talking. Marion Norman "raisin' cain." Virginia Me in a state of confu-

sion. ellie B. not worked to death.

Sarah Whitaker's grief. Monta L. laughing in a manner

unbecoming to a perfect lady. Fiances Baker trusting a button

again. Mary Johnson without her pet. Nell Veatch in her new pink hat- Essie Mae Byess in love. Floy Terry on a "hilarious spree." T. A. Fowler without her numer-

ous B. F.'s. Inez Wiley not liking anything

"blue." Idawee with a deep bass voice. Louise Hawkes with a watch and

fountain pen. Bessie Ruth using all her steam

on the "Freshies." Virginia Franklin at the age of

fifty. The social room without curtains. 'ins. Youngblood's confusion if

the grits gave out. The town-girls room being quiet

during English Lit. Evelyn Revill without her busy

sign. Some one's chagrin at finding that

the bow on Shakespeare was not to celebrate his birthday.

Helen CopeHjan "being unable to produce kisses—from her shirt poc- ket.

"Becky" without her pet on her nose.

Sarah Lee's sorrow if her brown

"IF" BY RUDYARD ZILCH

If you'll have athlete's foot while those around you

Are dosing theirs with different brands of junk.

And itch for seven years and yet be bo unit you

Will neve*- fall for advertising bunk; If you can have unpleasant breath

; cure it Without a mouthwash — and have

guts to say That those olfended by you must en

dure it And wear your underthings a secon,

day.

If you can have pyorrhea and never doubt it,

See pink upon your brush without a qualm, And simply go and see your doc

about it Without the purchase of some patent

balm; If you can see the dandruff on your

collar And know the fear your hair is fall

ing out resist the spending of a

dollar To help along some advertising lout

If you can tune in on the programs nightly

And yet not buy a single tube of paste;

If you can treat the wayside bill- boards lightly

And chew the gum you really like to taste;

If you can spurn the "burlis"—not try to win them,

Nor add a limerick to lines begun. You're free from ads and everything

that's in them. And what is more—you'll be a man

may son

oxfords wear out. Annie Rosa without her devastat-

ing grin. Olive, Charlsie and Lucille M. go-

ing beyond common courtesy. Sarah Bond turning on a tub. Ruth Campbell without her frown. Trying to put a call through in

Hawkes when the line is not busy in Smith.

Mary Will King demonstrating corsets.

Bessie Ruth without her taps. Silence in the library. Sarah Lee avoiding a jig-saw puz-

zle. Elizabeth Hixon with paralyzed

hands. Martha Elliott not "going Garbo." Virgina Mc at a show minus cook-

ies. Margaret Hayes leading songs in

grammar school. Nell Veatch making a grammatical

error The Quadrangle Staff not being

harrassed over a $300 debt. Martha Joliey not having Bessie

;o explain jokes to her. Helen Copelan knowing her

French. Louise Pharr knocking on the

door! Oil"

If you are fond of baseball, look on the table and you will find a pitcher.

In case of fire, look out the window and see the fire escape.

If you desire water, look under the bed and you will find a spring. 0O0

HINTS ON LOVE AND COURT SHIP"

"To treat the subject of love and courtship in all its bearings would: require a volume. Boys often fail in love (and girls too, we believe,) at a very tender age.

Love is an affair of the heart, but the head should be ils counsellor.

Women reach maturity earlier than men, and may marry earlier— say (as an average age) oh, twenty

Let the heart speak. The heart you address will . understand ita language. Let there be no nause- ous flattery and sickly sentimenta- lity.

Though women do not propose— that is, as a general rule, they "make live" none the less; and it is right. If you are attracted toward a man who seems to you both the embodiment ef all that is man- ly and noble, you do injustice both to him and yourself if you do not, in some way entirely consistent witn maidenly modesty, allow him to see and feel that he pleases you. For- wardness, flirting and too obtrusive preference are no agreeable to men of sence.

A female coquette is bad enough; a male coquette ought to be banish- ed from society.

Make no public exhibition of your endearments.

A lady of good sence and delicacy will discourage in her lover all need- less expenditure in ministering to her gratification, or in proof of his devotion.

Lovers usually feel a certain need of confidants in their affairs of the heart.

We shall make no attempt to pre- scribe a form for "popping the question." Each must do it in his own way. A single word—on the lady's part—will suffice to answer it.

K a lady finds it necessary to say "no" to a proposal, she should do it in the kindest and most con- siderate manner, so as not to inflict unnecessary pain."

A SOPHOMORE OFFERS ADVICE UPON

TABLE MANNERS Everywhere we go, folks eat dif-

ferently Hotels with the boarding house reach; home where every j member of the family straggles in at a different time! Yes, it's all so different that the same rules for manners just don't apply at the same time But when we're off at school .t just seems that there's going to

to be a rule book to eat by. You know there's a teacher at the

head of every table and she's supposed to see that you eat with per- lect manners. Now, this is my second year, and having eaten at about a dozen different tables with about that many different teachers, I thot I might give you a little friendly- advice on the kind of manners we're supposed to have here—in cast some of you have forgotten or never knew. There's one thing you must always remember. Don't ever fiop< down un- ril the teacher has been seated or else they may think the home folks have been very careless. And you had better be at meals on time, even it' you don't look like Queen Victoria ,;r Cleopatra.

Isn't it hard to be pleasant all the time at the table? ometimes when i see them serving me liver, I want to let up a mighty yell, "Oh, help me to starve," and when I cut on| a piece of tough steak for about fifteen minutes, I want to give up and sling my knife all the way across the dining room. But, I don't, because when I write that rule book, I'll have to put that in it and I don't think I'd better be guilty, myself.

There's another thing that's very important, one of the teachers reminded somebody the other day not to crane her neck around to see what kind of dessert' was coming in. What difference does it make if its chocolate pic or pk'.r.-.: " If it's the latter, pretend it's something else and smile.

If it's the pie, take off that six inch grin and eat on like you've had chocolate pie for the last seventeen years. Of course, we all know you | haven't but someday you may be, able to fool somebody that way.

Oh! I tell you, these boarding school manners are something. They' ire numerous. I'd remind you of the rest, but I'm afraid you'd have time to graduate before I finished. o n o

If you don't want people to call you a donkey, stop kicking.

WE WONDER— If the faculty wonders if we have

any manners at all? How Ruth Estes would look if

wore a pair of real slippers? If henna is the secret of popular-

ly 7 Why Spring Holidays were cut

short this year? How much "general intelligence"

che Senior class has? If Monta L. thinks she has "shape-

:y legs"? If the girls in a certain class can

'pull their seats up to the front of he room?

Where "Kick" Glisson got her 'solitaire"?

To whom "Perk" will send ice cream next month?

How Miss Van Gorder became so ,-weet in so few years?

Where the effects of Kruschen Salts have gone?

How the "mustached" Tech "Y" finger survived the endearing glanc- 23 of Eleanor?

If "Baby" Franklin will ever grow up?

What Elliot did with her "Pott"? What Nell Veatch's "huge" pack-

age was? Why Virginia Wooten got a eer-

_ain call down? If Mary Tanner will ever be re-

primanded for talking too much? Why Lucille Eaton is so fond of

"bills"? Where Inez Wiley got her gift of

speech? If Duncan will ever speed up? If the style will ever wear off of

Mary Windsor's suit? What Miss Maidee said about

tosa's finger-wave? If McMichael expects to make her

home on the hill forever? Why Springer is always "bowen"? Why Tilly doesn't develop a school

girl's complexion? If the Seniors enjoy not eating

with the "common herd"? Why we have to have such a thing

as a Freshman class? What Olive Linch was doing in the

prayer hall at 10 o'clock a certain night?

-oOo- If your lips you'l save from slips,

Fine things observe with care; To whom you speak, of whom yoa

speak, And how, and when, and where.

May I hold you Palm Olive? Not on your life-buoy.

-oOo- S—stands for Sophomore, the best

class out; if you don't believe it open your eyes and look about,

O—is for others with the Seniors first, who have helped their sister class from the very first.

P—is for ponegrige which the Sopho- mores do, especially the Seniors of '33.

H—stands for hope which the Scphs have to reach the line of their sister class.

0—is for over, ahead and above— we're leading always, in a spirit of love.

M—stands for many, we have be- twixt and between not the highest number but we always win.

0—is for obedient which every one should be the Sophomores are, can't you see?

R—stands for race the Sophomores run, they always win and have plenty of fun.

E—is for every one in the Sopho- more Class, they are represented from the beginning to the last.

S—is for standards we always keep high, in all our endeavors, what- ever we try.

An ideal chaperone Learns from cupid Just enough blindness To be sweetly stupid.

Drink to me only with thine eyes— I'll take £. little wine. The eyes we prize Are full of lies I'll none of that in mine.

A man is like a kerosene lamp; he is not especially bright; he is often turned down; he generally smokes; and he frequently goes out at night.

0, wad some pow'r the giftie gie us To see aursels as ithers see us: It wad frae mony a blunder free U9.

Woman needs no eulogy: she speaks for helself.

The American has an innate love of religious conversion.—Benjamin DeCasseres.

It has never been so much a question of what a man drinks as the atmosphere in which he drinks it.— Christopher Morley.

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MISS ANNIE ROSA BOND PRESENTED IN GRADUA-

TION RECITAL

Mis3 Annie Rosa Bond of Jackson, a graduate in piano, rendered a bril- liant recital on Friday evening, Feb- ruary twenty-fourth, the recital was followed by a delightful reception given by the Glee Club in the,Col- lege parlors.

Miss Bond was assisted by the Little Ensemble, directed by Miss Wilkin and Miss Gene Farmer, violinist. Miss Louise Hawks, accompanist.

The stage was beautifully decorated and artistically arranged with baskets of mixed flowers, pink car- nations, narcissi and white lilies.

Ushers were: Misses Bessie Ruth Burtz, Sara Bond, Louise Dobbs, Mildred "Johnston, Inez Hill and Frances Baker.

Miss Bond played with perfect technique and delightful interpreta- tion, a group of difficult piano selections.

The program was as follows: First Movement from Concerto in

D Minor, Rubinstein. Miss Bond. Seraphims Song. Rubinstein, Little

Ensemble. First Movement from Sonata Pa-

thetique, Beethoven, Miss Bond. On Song's Bright Pinions, Mende-

lssohn, Little Ensemble. Boursee in G Minor, Weidig,

Brinkman, Miss Bond. An Evening in Sevilla. Walter,

Nieman. Miss Bond. Lengend, Albeniz, Miss Bond.

DR. CARVER, NOTED CHEMIST VISITS LAGRANGE

Dr. George W. Carver, a professor at Tuskegee Institute. Ala., and an eminent chemist andi scholar, delivered an address on April 28th. Dr. Carver is accorded high esteem and recognition by virtue of his

: in scientific realms. "The need of youth." acording to

Dr. Carver, "is someone to point out lines of endeavor and present-day

lialities." Dr Carver has conducted exten-

sive experiments with peanuts and .he products derived from peanut-;. He has also done outstanding geo- logical research. A clay model of Dr. Carver has been accepted by the Lourre where it will be exhibited after his death.

"My work is only that of a trail- blazer," said Dr. Carver.

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GIRLS ATTEND ONE OF CONCERT SERIES

On April the nineteenth, Miss Wilkin, Miss Van Gorder, and Miss Stewart chaperoned a party of girls to Atlanta to hear a concert given ay Lilly Pons.

The girls, Mary Johnson, Kather- ine King, Marie Hammond, Ruth Campbell. Idawee Springer and Elea- nor Wallace enjoyed the unusual opportunity very much. Miss Pons. the famous Caloratura Soperano of Metropolitan Opera fame, was assisted by Henry Bone, flutist and1

Gwseppe Bamboshek at the piano. Miss Pons was especially delight-

ful in her song, "So Here the Gentle Lark."

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GLEE CLUB TOURS

Ater a successful performance at LaGrange College the glee club, under the direction of Miss Elizabeth A'ilkins started out on a spring tour. One of our main troubles was trying to get enough cars to take our group around through the country.

Our first stop was at Grantville. The Methodist church sponsored our appearance and the concert was given in the church building. We had a very appreciative audience which greatly encouraged us. The next week we went to Hogansville. After Hogansville we went over to Manchester. The weather was hot that night but we all kept our spirits hijrh. The next week we went to Greenville. Then came our long looked for trip to Atlanta. Every- one had planned for this trip long in advance. We had a very good concert here and the largest audience we "had bad on all our tours. We had the program at the O'Keefe Junior High School. The women of Rev Davis' church served us a very delicious supper.

The following numbers were given on the program: The Blue Danube Strauss In a Boat Grieg May Dovce Lacome Song of the Volga Boatmen. Rus-

sion Pitches. Glee Club

Seraphim Song R«binstem On Sorgs Bught Pinions. Mendelsohn

Little Ensemble Sanetus Gounod Father Almighty Brahms God of all Nature .... Tschaikowsky

Glee Club Interlude

Hedge Roses Schubert Indian Dawn Zameemik

Hi Lil Leller Riker Quartet

The Snow Storm Rogers Within a Dreaming Harbor. Shelby The Goblins Parks

Glee Club Alma Mater—

Glee Club The officers for the Glee Club for

the 1932-33 year were: President, Marie Hammond. Vice-President, Ruth Campbell. Secretary, Elizabeth Finley. Trip Manager, Sue Traylor. Director. Miss Wilkin. Violinists, Gene Tanner, Geraldine

Does. The Glee Club gave a religious

program at the First Methodist church observing music week, on Sunday night, May 14th. oOo

JUNIOR NEWS

The Senior class officers were elect- sd for next year which include the following:

President Sue Hutchinson, Doug- las, Ga.

Vice President, Sue Traylor, La- Grange, Ga.

Secretary, Alice Lovern, Newnan,

Ga. Treasurer, Ruth Jinks, Jackson,

Ga. Reporter, Sally Lane, LaGrange,

Ga. Mr. and Mrs. Blanks, the Junior

class sponsors, entertained, them at a lelightful picture show party on May 8. The show was "Topaze" fea- turing John Barrymore.

After the show the sponsors took Lhe girls to the Theatre Drug Store ind gave them plentiful dishes of ice cream and cake. The tables were attractively decorated with flowers and each girl received a carnation on jew tied Tith silver ribbon.

—OOO True humility,

The highest virtue, mother of them all.—Tennysom.

THE SCIENCE CLUB GOES BOATING

The Science club was invited out to Dr. A. K. Pritchetts lake to have lots of fun. Many, many new ex- periences were gained. Mis3 Stewart and Mr. Bailey went row boating— and so did many others. Some went swimming, but still boating held first place. Mr. Bailey enjoyed a bout with Chan. Mrs. Prichett's cow.

After all this fun supper was served. A swell meal, too. We ate by he music of a natural orchestra—

bullfrogs, crickets and birds. Then jame the stars which told that seven >'clock had come only too soon.

But now we say hip! hip! hooray or Gene's idea of a picnic out at he lake. Don't ask me if we want i go again?

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INTERNATIONAL RE- LATIONS CLUB NEWS

At a recent meeting of the Inter- national Relations' Club. Louise Dobbs was elected President for 1933-34. Other officers elected are Sally Lane, vice president and Sue Hutcheson, secretary and treasurer.

The tenth annual International Re- lation Conference met at Agnes Scott College and Emory University April 20, 21 and 22. The LaGrange Club was splendidly represented by Mable Caudle. Leila Tanner and Mr. W. L. Murray. Interesting reports from the conference were given at vesper service and at the regular May meeting of the club.

A breakfast hike was enjoyed by the members of the club May 9.

REV. COPELAND PREACHES IN LAGRANGE

The people of LaGrange were vary

fortunate in having Rev. Theodore

Copeland,, noted evangelist, preach

for them at the Methodist church. Rev. Copeland was born in Blounts-

ville. Ala., Nov. 18, 1866 He was ted at Southern University and

Vanderbilt University and was or- dained as a Minister of the M. E. church, South, in 1891.

He has been pastor of St. Paul's church, Birmingham, Ala., First church, Grenada, Mississippi, St. Luke's church, Columbus Georgia, Rayene Memorial church, New Or- leans, St. Louis Cahanne Church, St. Louis, Central Avenue Church, Hot Springs, Ark.

Aside from the work of Rev. Cope- land in his various churches, he was sent as an Arkansas representative to the Conference of U S. Food Ad- ministration in Washington in 1917.

Rev. Copeland has held revivals in various parts of the South. He is now regularly in evangelistic work- He is an elderly man who charmed the people with his individuality. His talks were straight from his heart; therefore sincere and impres- sive. He loves God with all of his heart and cotises others to long to know more about Him.

The students of LaGrange College join with the citizens of LaGrange in expressing their appreciation for the opportunity of having Rev. Cope- land preach in LaGrange.

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