Goat-astropheBy Lily Oehlkers

The other day at camp there was a CIT meeting. Me and Ben. O had to stay to wait for our sister, Anna O. Anna said she would catch up with us in a sec, so we headed for the car. When we got there, we saw two goats roaming around in the parking lot! we were confused because we didnt know if they were supposed to be out of the pen.I was told they were let out during the school year to eat the poison ivy, but we couldnt be sure quite yet. Ads me and another woman that was visiting campus tried to round the two goats up. Ben called Aaron to see what the heck they were doing out of the pen. Apparently, they werent supposed to be out of their pen and he was going to come over to get them back in. Jay (I presume) had to wait for Eliza and came to help us. As we held down the pen (electricity off of course) and we pushed the 2 goats in the 2 other goats jumped out. As we tried to get a hold of the goats that had fleed, the 2 original goats jumped out again and suddenly all four goats were out and about. Aaron had gotten there at this point and had already started to round one of the larger goats up. Ben attempted to hold back the other large goat and i eventually got one of the smaller goats into the pen and i used up all my strength just trying to hold it back and keep the pen down. Gabbie M and Drew then came over and Drew tried taking the last goat. Anna came over and just stood and watched along with Gabbie M. Everything happened so fast and soon we finally got all the goats back in the pen. Lets just say, I had quite the story to tell my parents in the end.

The Magic 8 ball advice columnBy the Magic 8 ball squad

Why dont you bite?- The CowDear the Cow,We dont bite because if you come near us, we wont take a hunk of meat out of you. Also, we are very kind people and we know right from wrong. We hope you dont bite, Cow!

Zoomie zoom zoomYou sound like a creative young lad.

Bohipnosticlz super nonDoyical ADiraFatuda BelkanaiD apois muDe By Bla Bal aBlanDAgreed.

Thanks for all of your thoughtful questions;) Hope that helps:)

The Random Pineapple

Whats your favorite color?-Anonymous

Green.

Why are you called The Random Pineapple?-Just Curious

First name we could think of.

Why did you start an advice column?-Just Curious Again

Why not?

Did you make a new stand?-Your Pen

Yes.

Good luck!!!

VOLUME 46, ISSUE 12AWere online at:dailydouble.crcap.orgFull past issues from the session, photojournalism posts, and other fun stuff!

Breaking News at CRCAPBy Lily Biro

Dover MA: At CRCAP there are many new counselors that have either came left or came back or just got hired. As you may notice there are also many counselors from last year that havent come back. I think that since there are so many new counselors this year everyone should make an effort to get to know at least a few of them. If you are one of those people (like me) that dont know very many of the new counselors you should start with trying to get to know some of their names.

Here are the names of the new counselors at camp so if you see them around camp you can introduce yourself to them.

Molly Atryzek- She teaches some cooking and visual arts classes

Rachel Barkowitz- She is at the pool with ML

Lauren Black- She teaches Daily Double and creative writing classes

Shaniece Cooper- She teaches gymnastics and hip hop

Stephanie Macklin- She works in the textiles

Photo Credits: Hannah Ireland, Ioana Marinescu, Caroline Bedikian, Sophia Noseworthy for Photojournalism Class

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Marah Fortsin-Shoeyink (not pictured) - She works at creative starts

Some of the counselors that have been at CRCAP previous years are back this year the are:Rachel Leshin- She now works at creative startsHarrison Simon- He teaches media classesOwen Scott- He teaches media and acting classes

Rachel Harrison

My Last Words

Knowing me, the words before my last words would probably be hey, check this out. And the last word to ever leave my mouth would be whoops. I dont need people to tell me how much of a doof I am, because I already know. I trip on my own foot, I choke on water, sometimes I hurt my hand from cracking my knuckles too hard. Where Im heading, I dont know. But Id be the guy to die by trying to pull off a stunt to impress some friends, I dunno, knowing me Id die by testing out if banana peels actually make you trip. Or if I could survive being shot out of a cannon. Or maybe, Id test out a new bullet-proof helmet. Yeah, a death like that would suit my personality just fine.

-Aaron Pen

Interview with ChautauquaBy Casey Corcoran

If you could have any superpower what would it be?

CH: Invisibility

Were you ever a camper here?

CH: Yes I was. For six years.

What is your favorite subject in school?

CH: English and History.

Do you play an instrument?

CH: No. But I sing I also dabble with the kazoo.

Yayy!!!!!!!!!!!

July 2-6 Red Sox Transactions!!!!!By Ciaran Murphy and Casey Corcoran

July 2nd: Pitcher, Jonathan Aro was sent down to the minors for unknown reasons.July 2nd: Outfielder, Daniel Nava was sent to the minors. Casey thinks that this was a smart move, since Nava was in a slump, Navas average was 0.65 when the bases were empty, and was .159 (average ) overall. July 2nd: Catcher, Ryan Hanigan was sent down to the minors for rehabilitation.July 2nd: Catcher, Ryan Hanigan was called back up to the majors for a rehab assignment.Ciaran is happy about this because Swihart was injured and they had No developed Catchers in AAA except for Ryan who was injured too. Swihart was a wrestler before he was a baseball player so, he could take the pain for a little longer while Ryan finished.July 3rd: Outfielder, Shane Victorino was called back up to the majors for a rehabilitation assignment July 3rd: Outfielder, Jackie Bradley Jr. was sent to the minors for unknown reasons after a stint in the majors. Casey says:This was a good move because Bradley Jr. can progress in the minors and if he does the Red Sox can call him up again.Ciaran says: Why did they send him down?!!! He was doing Much better than his last stint during the 2014 season!!! July 3rd: Pitcher, Noe Ramirez was purchased from the minors.July 3rd: Pitcher, Zeke Spruill was on a designated assignment. July 3rd: Catcher, Blake Swihart was placed on the 15 day DL for a sprained left foot. Luckily, the Red Sox have multiple rotating catchers, but Swiharts injury is a blow for sure. July 4th: Pitcher, Steven Wright was called up from the minors.July 4th: Pitcher, Noe Ramirez was sent to the Minors for unknown reasons. July 6th: Pitcher Steven Wright was sent to the Minors for unknown reasons. July 6th: Pitcher Zeke Spruill was outrighted to the Minors for unknown reasons.

There is 1 trade the Red Sox Made: Alejandro De Aza Came from the Orioles For Right handed Pitcher Jon GunkelThe trade deadline is coming up! You will Be informed when the Red Sox make other Moves!!!!

MOST POPULAR ACRONYMS AND THEIR MEANINGS By Gabe Levine

MOST COMMON ACRONYMS 1. AFK Away From Keyboard2. BRB Be Right Back3. BBIAB Be Back In A Bit4. BBL Be Back Later5. TTFN Ta Ta For Now6. BBS Be Back Soon7. BTW By The Way8. HAGN Have A Good Night9. KISS Keep It Simple Stupid10. KIT Keep In Touch11. EG Evil Grin12. BEG Big Evil Grin13. NYOB None of Your Business14. OMG Oh My God15. PM Private Message16. POS Parents Over Shoulder17. TTYL Talk To You Later18. LTNS Long Time No See19. IDK- I dont know

MOST COMMON ACRONYMS USED IN APPRECIATION

1. LOL Laughing Out Loud2. LYLAB Love You Like A Brother3. LYLAS Love You Like A Sister4. GMTA Great Minds Think Alike5. ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing6. TY Thank You7. TYVM Thank You Very Much8. YW Your Welcome9. NP No Problem10. WTG Way To Go11. BF Boyfriend12. GF Girlfriend13. GJ Good Job14. SWAK Sealed With A Kiss15. BF Best Friend16. BFF Best Friends Forever17. BFFL Best Friends For Life18. Gr8- Great

Bad MakeUp HabitsBy Natalie Dean

Hey lovelies! Now, these bad habits with makeup Im gonna tell you, I advise you take into consideration if you wear makeup. These habits can make you sick, and you want to be happy when wearing makeup, not wearing it with that fear youre gonna get sick. So read carefully. :)Sharing Makeup with friends: DONT DONT DONT DONT do this, I know you love your girls and do everything and share everything, but this isnt a good thing to do for sanitary reasons. You could colds, conjunctivitis, and staph infections, so dont share your makeup with others. Using old makeup: Using old makeup can cause infections and pink eyes, so it may be hard parting with your favorite makeup, but what would you rather have. That makeup and be sick, or have new improved ones that make you happy and healthy?Applying eyeliner to your waterline: Its pretty, but not suggested. it causes eye infections and oil glands. Sleeping with makeup on: DONT DO THIS IF YOU DONT WANT ACNE, because doing that the makeup gets in your pores and acne will come. So wash your makeup off before getting cozy in bed. Thank you for reading, I hope these helped, have a lovely day! xx

WEIRD BUT TRUEBy Virginia

Did you know honey never spoils? You could eat 320,000-year-old honey without getting sick!!!

Mario hits blocks with his hands, not with his head.

Peanuts are not nuts; they grow out of the ground - they are legumes.

Nintendo was originally a trading card company.

Russia is bigger than..PLUTO!!!!

A strawberry is not a berry but a banana is.

The American flag was designed by a 17-year-old boy for a school project and he got a B- on the design.

On Jupiter and Saturn it rains diamonds

Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesnt wear pants. (weird.)

Chocolate is actually GOOD for your teeth! It helps fight against bacteria.

Killer whales are actually DOLPHINS!!!!!

Four-year-old kids ask about 400 questions a day. If you have a mosquito bite, take a hot spoon and put it on your bite, and after awhile it will go away.

Editors Note: Never act on medical advice from the Daily Double without first consulting your doctor.

Questions for AnswersBy Kitten Lover

Hi CRCAP! Its Kitten Lover with only ONE question. I am sad! I need more questions for my poster! Please!

Q: What is your real name?A: My name is Kitten Lover. Dont you read my column?

That is all! As I said before, I need more questions for my poster. Remember, its in the Old Building by the stairs. Submit a question, please!

Yours Truly, Kitten Lover. Meow!

Something CoolBy Francesca Lodovico

To play happy birthday on your phone, dial 112163 112196 11#9632 969363. I havent tried, but I will.

Editors Note: We tried this, and it did not work

Story, Part 3By Leah Koritz

After explaining that Lilly couldnt go to the pool with her brother and mother, Lilly got dropped off at Maddies house. Are you sure you want to go to Maddies? I mean, its the last day of school. Lillys mother said. They were on Walnut Road, the street two streets away from Lillys house. Walnut Road was where Lilly lived, and she would usually walk to Maddies, but she didnt have time. Im sure. Maddies voice sounded meaner than she intended. Maddie, this really isnt like you. Are you sure? You usually love swimming. Especially with Maddie. Are you feeling alright? Also, what are you going to be doing there? She turned around to look at Maddie, and the car swerved to the left. Maddies mom mustered an oops. Now, they were on Dalton Road, one road over from Im not sure. Well probably walk Luno, but I dont know what else. Luno was Maddies dog. He was a gigantic golden retriever, and was four years old. Lilly felt bad for not telling the truth, but she needed to help Lilly, and her mother would never let her go if she knew Lilly would be in danger. Okay. What time should I come to get you? Now, they were on Maddies street: Richard Road. Maddies house was a large colonial, with a gigantic front and back yard. Everything about her house seemed the same as usual, except for a gigantic black eighteen-wheeler truck parked in the driveway. There seemed to be some yelling inside. Lilly unbuckled her seatbelt, but just as she did, her mother started yelling. Lillian Abigial Handle! You will not go inside that house! Do you hear what is happening in there? I will not let you in there! Lilly! Sit down! Now! Though she wanted to, Lilly didnt listen. Her heart beating fast, and her knees as weak as they had ever been, she opened the car door. No! Lillian! You better sit down now! If you dont listen, well, I dont know what Ill do with you! I will not have you getting hurt! Get back in the car! Lilly walked up the front path. Her brother started crying, and her mother came after her. Lilly started to run. She had to help Maddie. She opened the door, and inside, there were three people: a lady with dark brown hair, a man with long black hair,

and Lilly. The man and women were both wearing navy-colored shirts that had one letter on it: K. Lillys mother was about to pick her up, and take her to the car, but she stopped short when she saw what was happening. Weve gotta help her. Lilly said to the air, but her mother seemed to think she was talking to her. Okay. Said Lillys mother. Maddie! Im coming! Lilly said. She ran to Maddie, and the man started speaking to her. Were the K. We- But, Lilly wouldnt let them finish. Give her back. Why do you even want her? What are you trying to do? Lilly started to ask Maddie what happened.

We cant tell you that, Lilly. But, what we can tell you is that we need her, and this is none of your business. To Be Continued...

Birthday Interview with Isabel BerkenblitBy Eleanor Berkenblit

My sister, Izzies, birthday was on Tuesday, July 7. Here are some of her thoughts as she turned eleven.

How was your birthday been?It was pretty good. I liked the cake for breakfast and waking my family up early.

How has your summer been so far?Awesome! I got to see friends, go to Amsterdam, and now Im going to an awesome camp!

What are you looking forward to next school year as you turn eleven?Im looking forward to starting at a new school.

Are there any events in the near future that you are looking forward to?I am looking forward to going to Cape Cod and my birthday party.