THE MICHIGAN REVIEW Volume 13, Number 1 The Campus Affairs Journal of the University of Michigan September 14, 1994

Georgetown Sues White Mrican BY AARoN STBBLMAN

W HILE STUDENTS ARE involved ill manythinp dur­ing the summer, from in­

ternshipe to minimum wage jobs to summer school, few are involved in legal disputes. Fewer still are involved in legal disputes as interesting and et1'a:nge as the me Raymond Tittman faced this past summer.

Tittman applied for admission at the Georptown University Law Cen­ter and em the aw&aticn he W88 asked to check me of several boxes to best describe himself, as are students who ~ fc:r admission to the Univenity of Michigan.

unfair admission procedures, Georgetown also filed a brief with the Law School Admjssitw\ Council (LSAC), a Pennsylvania <rganizaticn that 0ver­

sees law school applications nation­wide.

In a press release, the Individual Rights Foundation said that Georgetown "moved to have him sanc­tioned" by the LSAC.

When asked about LSACs involve­ment, Wilcox responded, "'What they are trying to do is very serious. The charge they filed with the LSAC is very serious. I would like to have seen them. do an investigation that did not involve accusations oflying. This whole thing didn't have to go too far."

Adrienne Kuehneman, the law

center's director of public relations, denies that Tittman's admission was rescinded and that the brief filed with LSAC was dime to have him sanctiooed. Instead, she says that 'littman tum.ed down his admission and that the Uni­versity is obligated to file a report with LSAC whenever a discrepancy in ad­mission materials is found

Despite Kuehneman's explanation regarding the LSAC affair, Andy Comblatt, assistant dean for the law school's admissions office, wrote in a letter to 'littman that the University contacted the organizatim in order for LSAC "to examine the material you submitted to our office for evidence of possible misconduct in the admissions procedure."

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'littman tried to explain to LSAC and Georgetown that he genuinely be­lieved that he W88 checking the most accurate descriptUn ofbjroseJf and that he was not attempting to deceive them. "Although my skin is white, I would still describe myself as an African­American. In the context of the ques­tiQll, 'African-American' seems to indi­cate a cultural upbringing <r heritage," said'littman.

The Individual Rights Foundation prepared a lawsuit against Gecrgetown on 'littman's behalf, however the law­suit was dismissed this summer.

LSAC has subsequently found that Tittman did not commit fraud. He will be attending law school at the Univer­sity of Notre Dame this fall. Ml While 'nttman is a resident of State

College, Pennsyivania, his family are lifelong residents of Tanzania, an east­ern Afiican country. Thus, although he is white. when oonfronted as to which box best describes himself,· Tittman checked African-American. Tittman based his choice on advice from an Equal Employment Opportunity Com­mission liasion, who told him that be­cause ofhis familya ancestry he could classify himself as an A1iican-Ameri­can.

Entree Plus a Whole Lot More

The Georgetown Law Center ad­mitted Tittman on January 28.

Once admitted, nttman was asked to send in mare application materials, including a photograph, which clearly shows that he is white. It was at this time that Tittman says his admission was reecinded.

'littman', cause has been taken up by a private Loa Angeles baaed civil rights group, the Individual Rights Foundation. Jcmatban WUCOIl, a sp:Ikes­man fer the Foundation, ~, "1 tbink: he ('littman) unwittinl1y expoaed Georgetown twice because they 00-

ceped him becauee he's Nack and didn't accept him. because he's white."

In addition to WUCOI:'8 charp of

BY RACHEL CARDONE

FOR THE PAST ELEVEN years, the Entree Plus program at the University of Michigan

has given students freedcm &em spend­ing cash, providing them with a debit system where participants charge things to their student accounts through their ID cards. Until recently, the poe- . sibility of Entree Plus' expansion to . include ~ businesses had beE,rt nothing more than a pipe dream. Yet after petitioning ~ much work, the proposition has 'tkme a reality: the program will be established on an in- . . terim basis this January.

The winds of change have blown, and many local businesses are sighing in relief, for what they have long con­sidered a monopoly situation will soon be broken, and they hope to reap the profits. .

In the past few years, many busi­nesses have protested the policy whereby students charge things to their student accounts. They feel slighted because participating stores receive an unequal share of the profits of things that eme can purchase in the Unicm and on U-M prooperty; they want a share of the $2.2 million dollars businesses lo­cated in the Union earned under Entree Plus last year. They are not alone.

The University wanted to include . outside business as well; they earn be­

tween one an~ three percent of all Entree Pl~ sales. The cnly thing stall­ing their efforts was a large number of regulations tor legality.

. A solution was found at Florida State University, where the inclusion of a bank (which already fullows all the _.1..+.: __ and meets the . ts 1."'5.............. :reqt.DI'EIIDE!

in tbept1C888 of~ mmeymanage­uumt)}lI'OYidEs a legal eo1utim. By baa-

ing the new JrOKl'8Dl on FSU's, both the University and Ann Arbor businesses will seemingly be satisfied. The U ni­versity will still make money, and oft:­campus stores will be able to accept Entree Plus. Additionally, several new things will be included to further ben­efit participating students.

Is this new sYstem truly a benefit? , From a consumer standpoint, it IlPO' pears flawless. Students whose par­ents pay the bills will be able to pur­chase virtually everything they need. The Entree Plus ~ard could in theory double as a credit card, a phone Claro, and an A TM card, in additiQn to its already widespread ftmctim in dorms, at v~ machines and laundry Ca­cilities. Under this new system, pur­chasing power will be at a maximum. and the price of the purcllases will be

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In response to questions about Fidel Castro's attempt to orchestrate Mariel II, President Clinton excitedly replied, "She has a daughter? 0000,. ,goody!"

The IRA, a northern Ireland terrorist group, signed a peace agreement with the Great Britain government to end their acts of terror on the citizens of Britain. In a dissimilar move, the IRS announced that it would be auditing twice as many people this year.

The Ku lOux lOan will soon be holding another rally on the steps rL the cap.td in Lansing. Organizers hope for the turnout to exceed one dozen.

The biology department began taking gme1ic samJies ofthe'Wdverine" place kicker who kicked the game-winning field goal at Notre Dame, in order to confirm that he is in fact on the Michi­gan roster.

Guyana recently announced that it will pe.rticipate in an invasion of Haiti along

with the United States and a "multi­national" force. Jamaica, Trinidad, Barbados, and Bel:ize will also join in by erecting hammocks and serving pina coladas to exhausted U.S. troops.

The United Nations began work on a 2O-year}ian to antrol the world's pcp1-

lation. A}X'OIXl88l. submitted by AI G<re, consisted of nationalizing health care.

President Clinton's poll standings re­main low, forcing him to avoid cam­paigning f<r Democrats in the midterm election. Said one Tennessee candidate, "I'd rather kiss Zach Wamp (Republi­can candidate) on the lips at noon in front of the courthouse than have to campaign with Clinton right now."

Los Angeles restaurant owners are gearing for an assault on their ham­burger business by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). Aooording to the EPA, charcoal smoke is, harmful to the atmosphere, and the agency will soan firce all restaurants to install cata-

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lytic converters onto their grill hoods. We expect to see the same restrictions placed on Boy Scout campfires soon.

The Detroit News quoted Bill Clinton in a factory in Bath, Maine as saying, 'We cannot afford in a global economy to be divided again - government and busi­ness and workers fighting each other all the time." Here's an idea: stop run­ning our damn lives!

Acccrding to a new book released, OI.ina Wake, government cafeterias in China served the human flesh of c0unterrevo­lutionaries after China's cultural :rev0-

lution. On a related note, the United States maintains its most-favored­nation status to communist China.

From Tenants' Voice (the An,n Arbor Tenants' Union): "A national study has cited excessive individualism. as one of the root causes of the (health) problems faced by U.S. children." Maybe it would be better if they all shared their immu­nization shots.

by Eric Larson

If you had a refugee, where would you keep him?

Shamus Englehart Freshman, Engineering -Depends on whether or not he has a twelve-pack.-

Gary Wong Junior, Geology "rd send him home."

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o INTERVIEW: P. J. O'ROURKE

The Funnie'Sl Writer in America DURING THE SUMMER,

MeiullO CutUp interviewed po­litical humorist P. J. O'Rourke.

Called the "funniest writer in America" by the Wall8treet Journal, O'Rourke currently HMJU (J$ the foreign affairs editor for Rolling Stone magazine. He ha.tt aerved as ~1H:hief of the Na­tional I .ampnnn and written for several other publications including Esquire and Car and Driver. He also wrote the screenplay for Rodney Dangerfield's Easy Money and has authored several MHielling books including Republi­can Party Reptile, Parliament of Whores, Modern Manners, Holidays in Hell, Give War a Chance and the re­cently re-released Bachelor's Home Companion.

MR: EMler ... YW. 8rtftune'SIOl\ IIId he WIt more excited Ibout meeting you than Preaident CUnton. Do you ... you,..., .. In

Icon to young COftI«VItiVII?

O'ROURKE: I don'tknowifrdgothat far. But frankly. I've met me and I've met President aintcn, and without say­ing much in my favor - I am more interesting.

MR: You've IIso exprelMd aome concern that mlny young RtpubIIcInt are too uptight at too young of an ag .. Are you wonitd that when they're 40 they'll flip and join Green,..ct?

O'ROURKE: Yeah, that seems to hap­pen a lot with the aecm.d wife. You see, if you're too square too young and then some ~ 'comes along - the next thing )'OU know. )Ql're out whale watch­

mar. They:pide themselves on all these wmdedUl oomedians, but when it ocmes right down to laughing at the absurdity

of famine. overpopulati~t ecological destruction. that kind of tiling.

. of life. liberals are most e<m- i =-:r • . W .c. • • == . cerned about appearing car- . ing. Humor is about telling the truth and liberals don't tell it.

MR: Hat the political ~ phenomenon made your job easier?

O'ROURKE: You betcha

MR: Do you think the whole 'PC' concept It fading?

O'ROURKE: No, because it is part and pareel of the total politicization of life. The ~ era! agenda, fundamentally, is to politicize everything in' life. Politics basically comes down to the achievement of power and privilege without ""', '.._..;..;;.. ........ ""'-______ ...::: merit. That's what politics is about, MR: How h .. being from the t.tdwest (To-that's what liberalism is about. and Itcio, O~ shaped your writing and ...... of that's, of course, what the politically humor? correct nonsense is about. It's the idea of getting power and privilege because a person belongs to a group. For in­stance, I'm a .short Irishman with the unfortunate afiliction of 'BeatIe' hair and so, according to liberals. I should get money for that.

MR: Since you mentioned the BeatItt, and you did uk BiN Clinton to nlme hit favorite BeatIe when you Intervltwed him for RoHing S10nt - tell us, who's your favorite member of the fib Four?

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MR: What advice would you give th ... at-riek~?

O'ROURKE: Get it out of your sys­temearly.

at this nose! What do you think, I'm crazy?

O'ROURKE: Being from the Midwest gives you the ability to know what's on everybody's mind Nothing is more av­erage than a middle-class Toledo up­bringing. At any given moment. if I think IDI1EIthing is weird, I can be p-etty confident that about 80 percent of other Americans will think it's weird too. I know this because rm from Toledo.

MR: There are a lot of aImIIart1Iet between you InCI Bin Clinton - your age, your middle­cas chldhood - why do you 1hi1k you Uned out 10 different from eeoh other? DId he just not grow out of the alxtiet?

O'ROURKE: No. Bill has chosen poli­tics for his profession. and that turns him into a whore. Not to put too fine a point on it.

MR: WhIt Is the moat ouInIgeoU8 thitg tplYe ewr hid to IXpIIin to the RoIIiJg StoneeditOt'l In terms of your expense account?

O'ROURKE: I once spent an entire week with Hunter Thompson, and I'll say no more. Ml

MR: By whit.?

" ... I'm a short Irishman with thi! unfortunate affliction of 'BeatIe' hair and so, according to liberals, I should get money for that." GO BLUE - GO ULRICH'S

MR: Do you think you' ... 10 IUCCtllfuI be- MR: Do you hive any new books In the CIUIt .......... no .... of humor? works?

O'ROURKE: Yeah, I think there re­ally is something to that. Liberals re­ally don't have much of a sense ofhu-

O'ROURKE: Yes. My new book is called All the Trouble in the World and it's coming out this fall. It's the lighter side

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Unnecessary Tuition Hike?

A s STUDENTS RETURNED TO CAMPUS TIDS FALL, THEY FOUND that their tuition at the University of Michigan had risen yet again. This actim, undertaken by the U-M's Board ofRegenta, is CErlainly questimable,

yet it pasaed without any Dll\iar opposition. This past summer, the, Regenta unanimously passed a tuition increase of6.9

percent for i.n-irtate undergraduate stu.denta. 'Ibis ~ resulted in a tuition of $5040 ror two sem.ester8 at the freshman and sophomcre levels (plus fees). Juniars and seniors will pay $5554 fur two semesters ofupper level classes (plus fees).

Out-oHtate students are also subject to an increase, albeit a smaller one. These students will see education costs rise by five percent. Freshman and sopbomare out-of-etaters will pay $15,732 fer two semesters, while their junior and aenier counterparts will owe $16,858 (plus fees).

Such an inc::rease in tuition is not unusual at the U-M; nor is it unusual to Micbigan's statewide university systsm. According to a ieport 4:larlierthis ~ by the Associated Press, tuition costs at the state ofMicbigan's 15 public universities ' have increased at a rate of 8.3 percent per ~ since 1986. The Consumer Price Index (CPI) - a measure ofinflation in the economy - has only increased by 3.8 percent per year during this same time period. Given this data, the increases in the cost ofhigher public education in the state of Michigan have Di<re than doubled the increases in the cost ofbasic goods and services. These increases have resulted in an average tuition of $3200 in the Michigan higher public education system.

The University «Michigan has seen ita tuition costs rise at an even faster pace than the statewide average. As reported earlier this year in the Michigan Daily, the Budget Study Committee of tile American Association of University Professors (AAUP) found that tuitien at the U-M has iru:reased an average of 11.3 :pE:rCEmt per year over the past 15 years. These yearly increases are over one and one-third times higher than the state average; more dramatically, they are nearly three times m<re than increases in the CPI since 1986. With such increases year after year, tuition at the U-M has nearly doubled since 1980.

Sihce the U-M is one of the most highly respected universities in the nation, one might El!tpEICt its tuition costs to be somewhat m<re expensive than an average school. Yet the U':"M's tuition also exceedS that of other COlllparable public universities. The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, for instance, has established its tuition at $784.71 for North Carolina residents -less than on&­fifth of what U-M in-staters pay. UNC outH>f-staters owe $4547.71 for their education - only about one-third of what U-M non-residents must pay.

Also comparable to the U-M, the University of Wisconsin offers its students a quality education at bargain prices. Tuition for Wisconsin residents is $1368.25, while out-of-state tuition runs for $4547.75. Both costs are approximately on&­third ofthoee at the U-M. Both Wisconsin and UNC offer students first-rate

;-~tians; )'et they do 80 at a dramatically cheaper cost than Michigan, suggesting ~:.:\hat the U-M maybave nplaced education as the ~ priority with something else.

Given that the U-M already has one of the highest tuition rates of any public university in the nation, ~ is a great dealof controversy swrounding this most recent increase. Although he is generally an opponent of tuition hikes, Regent Deane Baker, in a:recent interview with the Review, states that "[o)ne of the reasons that tuition costs in.crease is that there is less support for public education from the state of Michigan. .. He cites that "20 years ago the state provided. 78 cents of every undergradUate educational dollar in general fund suworf;." Today, Baker claims, that support has, fallen to approximately 46 cents of every dollar.

This is essentially the same reasming that the Baud of Regents used to justify the 1994 increase. The Regents claim that the state's 2.3 percent increase in general U-M funds is not substantial; a tuitien increaSe must follow. If an increase in state funding does not equal an increase in inflation, a tuition increase may be justified simply to cover the rising costs ofrunning the U-M. This year's increase, however, exceeds the gap between state funding and inflation; thus, one must question what the Repnts are doing with the remainder of the tuition.

The Ann Arbcr chapter of the AAUP provides at least part of an answer to this. In a study reported in the Michigan Daily, the organization asserts that a subrtantial percentage oftuiticm increases suppcrl an expending U-M bureaucracy. Such appropriations are of little or no service to students; excessive tuition increases, therefore, are unjustified.

The very ~ ofpublic edu~tion is to provide a quality education at a minimal C<l8t. Throughout its history, the U-M has strived to adhere to this tradition, claiming to be one of the best bargains in higher education. Yet with theee most recent inaeases, the U-M has abandoned this principle, a disservice to its students. ~

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o INTRODUCTION

WelCOllle to The Mic~igan Review

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WELCOME BACK TO THE MICHIGAN REVIEW. WE ARE BACK after a summer hiatus, and we plan to make this years version of the Review better than ever by tackling the system and hopefully improving

the quality of your lives as students at the University of Michigan. The Review was founded en October 15, 1981, and has grown in thirteen years

from a sparadically--p"Oduced collection of essays to a journal of opinions published on a regular schedule. Thomas Fous, founder of the Review, established the paper as a means of combatting the overwhelming leftist attitude on campus, from the administratien to the editorial page of tile Michigan Daily. With support from local and national figures, including William F. Buckley, Gerald Ford, Stephen Tonsor, and the late Russell KiIk, the Review published its first issue in December of 1982.

From. the beginning, the Review was designed to be a voice of conservatism. As the paper p:ogressed and grew, the editorial policy of the paper did as well. While the paper nm8ined OYa"Whelmingly conservative, many libertarians and moderates began to make their presence felt on the pages of the Review. The Review was becaning truly a review of all typeS of thought that had. been traditionally shut out on the U-M campus.

Surprisingly, the Review did nat flourish during the eighties, as one might expect. While the Reagan Revolution did sweep across the nation, the Review maintained a relatively low profile on campus. This was soon to change, however. As the university became more active in its opposition to student's rights, the Review became more vocal and attracted a large and loyal readership on campus and 8croes the country. The Review led the way in opposing various speech codes that were instituted. by the university and later struck down by the courts as unconstitutional. The Review also became the leading voice against the insidious institution of political cxrrectness on the U-M campus.

Throughout the past thirteen years, the Review has gone through many changes - same fer the worse, but most for the better. While it maintains its position as the leading vdce of conservatism on the U-M campus, the Review has evolved into much more than just a mini National Review. The Michigan Review plays an important role in influencing the debate on campus by allowing conservative, libertarian, and moderate students to speak their mind without fear of reprisal.

While Michigan has a penchant for leftism, there are same students who believe that this orthodoxy needs to be challenged. If you would like to join the ranks of those who are fighting against politicized classrooms and championing the virtues of limited government and personal responsibility, then you should stop by our office in the Michigan League andjoin The Michigan Review. Ml

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o EsSAY 4

A Triumphant Return to A2 BY DEAN BAKOPOULOS

YOU'VE BEEN BACK AT school for a couple weeks, and by now you have made small

talk with numerous casual acquain­tances, many of wham you've tried to aWlid eye ccmtact with in order to avoid the dread small talk staple question: How did you spend your summer? Per­haps ~u were able to say that you had a glamOl'OU.8 internship at a m~or cor­poration making thousands of dollars and sclnn<vYzjng with ocrpcratel:igwigs. Or ~ you spent the summer abroad learning about a unique culture as well as having a passionate summer r0-

mance with one of the locals. Finally, you may have spent the summer study­ing, preparing yourself for the chal­lenging acadEmie year that lies ahead.

Maybe, but probably not. Mere than likely, you held a job that paid slightly more than minimum wage while pr0-

viding you with absolutely no career experience whatsoever. Your days off were probably spent flipping through People magazine, eating vast amounts of Cheese Doodles, and watching WTBS's generous supply of A ndy Griffith reruns. Before you become a true replica of the marketing industty's model of a Generation Xer, welcome back to the invigorating, intellectually stimulating environment of Ann Arbor andtheUm~~of~~I~ your reacijustment to campus life is as smooth as mine was.

After moving into myoff-campus home on Thursday, I spent the next

Dean Bakopoulos once spent an entire summer Bilently hoping that Gilligan and the Skipper would finally be res­cued from their island before they killed each other.

twenty-four hours disinfecting the pe­mises with Ty-d-Bowl, Lemon Pledge, and Lysol Anti-bacterial cleaner. Once deocnt.amjnatim. was cxmplete, I settled into my very own bedroom. The fact that I have my very own room is quite beneficial to me, as I am still suffering horrific flashbacks as a result of my :ya;u: in a ocn.verted triple in Alice lloyd.

I wandered downstairs, hungry af­ter a grueling day of moving. I looked everywhere for a stack of orange trays, expecting to take my place in a lang line and partake in a feast of ChickEn Nug­gets and Cap'n Crunch, my usual dam meal. Alas, my housemates quickly pointed out that I was responsible for my own meals, and 1 was forced to replace Alice Uo)d's ChefFlem.ing with my new friend ChefBoyardee.

After I finished my third can r1Beef Ravioli, I decided a brisk walk would do me good, so I put on my new sneakers and headed out to the streets of Ann Arbor. I had forgotten how individual­istic college students were until I saw that each off-campus house had flan­nel clad co-ed.s relaxing, listening to Pearl Jam, and drinking Ice beer. At first I thought that I had wandered into the set of Reality Bites 2, but then I remembered that, according to MTV, this is all my generation does. Alien­ated and dismayed, I decided to head to the Diag, the center· of Ann Arbor's throbbing brainpower.

Upon entering the Diag, I found myself condemned to hell by three dif­ferent people standing on benches. When I proceeded to ask why, I was told that I should not pass go or collect $200, but to proceed directly to Hell Recall­ing the fact that a day in the Diag is no fun without at least one condemnation to eternal oblivion, I smiled and re­turned to my home.

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I attended the Boston College game o~ Saturday afternoon. There, I was reminded of the joys ofwatching a me­diocre game in the comfort of a beer­scented sardine can. That evening I went out on the town, where many fine Greek organizations were hosting par­ties sharing the common theme of "Drink, Puke, and Take home a new friend whose name you won't rexnem.­her in the morning." Unfortunately, I was unable to get in so I went home, drank three cans oficed tea really fast, forced myself to vomit, and took a ran­dom . Polaroid of an unsuspecting fe­male and slept with it under my pnow.

On Monday, I went to the Unioo. to purchase books for the Fall tenD. After finding the texts, waiting in line, and shelling out $400, I finally returned home on Wednesday. I was lucky to sit down on the couch just in time for the seaSon premiere r1 Beverly Hills 90210. . Unfortunately, my entire emotional coruntioo. wastbrown entirely offkilter when Saved by the Bells K&y Kopowski appeared as Valerie, the new kid from Buffalo. For the rest r1 the evening, my housemates sat up with me,. tr,rt.tii to

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assure my traumitized and disillusimed mind that Brenda is not dead - she is really in London - and that Saved by the Bell is in fact make--believe, but, 90210 is definitely, absolutely real life. I said that we should definitely help Dylan out somehow, and they nodded in agreement as they locked me in my bedroom.

Finally, Thursday came, and I was thrust head first back into the rigors of being a true gentleman scholar. I have decided that I really love the U - M and the town of Ann Arbor. Yes, it's good to be back. This year, I urge you to jc:in D1e

in making a fresh start. Make some new friends, join a new group, . study even harder. Yes, this year will be mly as good as you make it, 80 stay positive. have fun, and work hard. And as I rush through the masses of students, full of smiles andjoy, I take pleasure in know­ing I can pull out my new issue of People &om my mailbox, grab a box of Cheese Doodles and turn on Andy Griffith. It's good to be back. M\

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What's NeW in Ann Arbor BY GuG PAllJ[BR

M ANY OF ANN ARBOR'S ml\ior fixtures might be un­rec:ogniaable to thoee who did

not have the f<rtune of atickiDg around the University fer spring and summer classes. Be it hishly CU'pQnlte wntures like Tower Records er the independent style of Shaman Drum. the trend of expansioo. seemed ineec:apable b: even Ann A.rbor's most cherished institu­tione.

Topping the list is Borders Books and Music. Borders is to Ann Arbor what baseball, mom and apple pie are to America. From its old, smaller loca­tion on State Street, Borders trans­ferred to the corner of Liberty and Maynard, the previous location of Jaoobeon's. While the old Borders ~ is still waiting rot' a tenant, the new building - completely refurbished -fills two flOOl'8 with various media: pe­riodicals, literature, compact discs and cassettes, anddware. '1beeeccmdflocr even has a ooft'ee abop and peai<rmance area for musicians. The selection here

is unequaled in Ann Arbor, and the pricing is fairly competitive. An excep­tion, howEMr, is the music secti.m: while the selection is admirable, the oompact discs are priced somewhat high. Ann Arbor buzzed this summer about the long awaited Borders move; when the move occurred. Borders regained its title as the mother of all Ann Arbor bookstaes.

Also of interest to bookworms (or those who need books for humanities classes) Shaman Drum paralleled lkr­den' move by renovating and expand­ing. Shaman Drum seemed out of the limelight at its previous second floor location; its new street lewllocation on State Street offers easier accessibility and a better display area. Unlike other bookstores, the interior of Shaman Drum is elegant and classy; it looks as iflittle expense was spared in the new location's renovation. Shaman Drum is known for its selection of humanities books - an:heology, anthropology, lit­erature, philosophy, etc. - but it also atfen hard to find and altemative (read: radical) periodicals, fir example, Work-

ertl Utopia. 'Ihe store's high class, ex­quisite atmosphere makes one feel the need to whisper, but a friendly aire does pervade; Shaman Drum's new 10-catim. is a definite complement to State Su-eet. It is ofnote that the Drum has not finished expanding: renovation is under way in the building next-door, which is going to house another addi­tion to the bookstore.

The long vacant second floor of the Galleria on South University was filled this 8UIIDllEI." with the ex:pansioo. of Ann .Arbcr's Tower Reocrds franchise. Tower went all-out in the expansion, turning the whole second floor into the areas largest music store. While most of the space was devoted to house compact discs, Tower expanded its literature and periodical sections as well; in fact, Tower has one of the best selectione of periodicals this side of the Community Newscenter. More listening stations were also added; wide aisles· and in­creased inVEllUry make shopping much easier with the expansion.. Music fans simply must check out the new Tower.

Also on South University is the

new Pancb.eros, located at the previous site of an arcade. Aptly named, Pan.cberoe specializes in Mexican food. Known for their two pound burrito (sounds ~zing), they <€er the usual Mexican food fare: tacos, nachos, burritos, etc. Upon first glance, the prices seem rather high - over $4.00 for a regular chicken burrito - but the food is tasty arid the porlions are rea­sonable. While not exactly a budget Mexican restaurant like Taco Bell, Pancheros will fill the price gap be­tween. gourmet and cheap Mexican food.

Finally, the Michigan Union wit­nessed a changing of the guard: Cafe Fino was replaced by Amer's. This Amer's, the third within a half-mile, offers the usual coffees and other g0ur­

met items; the coffee is adequate, and the desserts are delicious, but, like the multitude of other cotl'ee shops in the area, the prices are high. One might debate the need for another Amer's, but at least a coffee shop still remains in Michigan's less than suflicient Student Union. Ml

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'lime will be the controlling factor in the future of Entree Plus. At this time, both. the University and several Ann Arbor businesses are optimistic. It

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o BOOK REVIEW

A Fitting Tribute The life and times of Nobel laureate F.A. Hayek, as told by Hayek himself

BY AARON STEELMAN

SINCE IDS DEATH IN MARCH of 1992, F.A Ha)'ekhas achieved a level ofpopularity that he never

attained during his life. His ideas are gaining a reD.ewed appreciation by the classical liberal community of which he had been a member long before his founding of the Mont Pelerin Society in

Hayek on Hayek Edited by Stephen Kresge and Leif Wenar University of Chicago Press Cloth, 1994, 170 pages

1947. But more surprisingly, he and his ideas are finally getting a fair and 00.. jective hearing from the left, as wit­nessed by a recent essay on Hayek in Dissent, who had 80 long oft:..handedly depicted him as a reactionary to whom no serious attention should be paid.

This newfOund interest in Hayek can be attributed to, more than any­thing else, the realization ofhow pr0-

phetic Hayek's warnings of the invi­ability of a planned economy were. While many American and European intellectuals were caught up sentimen­talizing about what a great accomplish­ment the Soviet experiment was, Hayek steadfastly stuck to his guns and con­tinued to fight for the sanctity of the individual. As the left's dreams came toppling to an all too fitting end with the collapse of the Berlin Wall, Hayek and his ideas were left standing.

As a testimony to the great man's ideas, the University of Chicago began in 1988 to publish a nineteen volume set of Hayek's works, under the title of The Collected Works of FA. Hayek. As a supplement to this collection, Hayek on Hayek was published in May.

Hayek on Hayek is an autobio­graphical sketch, usingnotaJ of Hayek's, material from eight interviews, and the text of a radio broadcast from 1945 which covers a debate between Hayek and two University of Chicago profes­sors, one of whom was the 1940 vice­presidential candidate of the Socialist Party of America.

The book opens with a lengthy in­~on by Stephen Kresge, the gen­eral editor of The Collected Works. In fact the introduction takes up 35 of the 155 pages of text, a regretful thing in itself, but made even worse when one oonsiden that it is filled with sentences like, "'Einstein has said much the same thing," in response to a remark of Hayek's as to how he generated his

ideas. Clearly, Kresge is more thanjust an impartial observer to the life of FA H~ he is one who has been tremen­dously impacted by his ideas, and by the time the reader finishes the intro­duction. (a.ssum.i.ng he finally does make it to the end) there is no doubt in his mind about this.

One will soon forget the folly of inclUding such a long and worshipful introduction, however, as the rest of the book is nothing less than ajoy.

After Kresge's remarks the reader is plunged into Vienna at the turn of the century, where a young "Fritz" Hayek would begin to develop the ideas that would make him. a renowned fig­Ul'e in the fight for freedom, and ulti­mat.e1yresult in his receiving the Nobel Prize fir econ.wUc science in 1974. Here we learn, largely through Hayek's own notes, of his upbringing and early in­terests, not the least of which was in the natural sciences; "My first scien­tific interest was, following my father, in botany," relates Hayek. Hayek then goes onto explain how his interests would gravitate towards the social sci­ences, "[M]y interest gradually shifted from botany to paleontology and the theory of evolution. I must. have been about sixteen. when I began to find man mOl'e interesting, and for a time played with the idea of becoming a psychia­trist. Also public life and certain as­pects of social organization - such as education, the press, political parties - began to interest me, not so much as subjects for systematic study but from a desire to comprehend the world in which I was living."

Once introduced to the social sci­ences Hayek would soon take up an interest in economics, holding very dif­ferent views than he would at the end of his life, however. Hayek was fascinated with the ideas of the left, as were many young Europeans, and indeed was drawn to socialism through his read­ings of Karl Renner and Walter Rathenau. Yet this would soon change when he enrolled at the University of Vienna, for it was at the University where he would fIrst encounter the ideas of the early proponents of the Austrian school. "I was an early stu­dent of Wieser, and he originally had the greatest influence on me. I only met (Ludwig von) Mises really after I had taken my degree. But I now realize­I wouldn't have known it at the time - that the decisive influence was just reading Menger's Grundsmze," states Hayek.

As for Hayek's relationship with Mises, the reader is treated to much infmmation that is unlikely to be found

elsewhere. For example, Hayek re­sponds to various questions about Mises, many of which are contentious in nature. Hayek discusses his differ­ing opinions with Mises on rationality and ultimately views this as the reason why Mises' own attacks on socialism never were as effective as he had hoped. Hayek states, "[Mises] never could free himself from that fundamental philoso­phy, in which we have all grown up, that reason can do everything better than mere habit .... [A]lthough I accept nearly everything of his criticism of socialism, I now undtrStand why it has not been fully effective, because in his case it's still based on the fundamental mistake of rationalism and socialism, that we have the intellectual power to arrange everything rationally, which is now in conflict with the asserticn- In one place he says we can't do it, another place he argues, being rational we must try to do it." It is here that we see Hayek's ~:partmg of the ways with not only Mises, but also with another prominent twentieth century libertar­ian figure, Ayn Rand, who would even­tually denounce Hayek's The Road-To Serfdom as the most dangefuus book ever written.

While The Rood To Serfdom would catapult Hayek into an overnight ce­lebrity it also did a good deal towards damaging his academic reputation and career. Hayek was no longer thought of as a respectable academic, he was now, according to the left, a popularizer of reactionary ideas par excellence. In­deed, excerpts from The Road To Serf­dom had been published in The Readers Digest of all places. The left needed no more with which to insult Hayek, they could now claim that he had sold out his academic credentials and was just an­other polemicist and, with this, be done with Mr. Hayek as an intellectual ad­versary. Hayek would be forced to re­claim his academic standing, now in America at the University of Chicago.

It was at Chicago that Hayek would not only have the job of restoring his academic respectability, which he was soon to do with the publication of The Sensory Order and The Constitution of Liberty, but also the pleasure of con­tinuing his relationship with two young Chicago economists whom he had met at the initial meeting at Mont Pelerin, Milton Friedman and George Stigler. In addition to Friedman and Stigler, Hayek would have the opportunity to work with Aaron Director and two fel­low future Nobel Prize winners, RH. Coase and Gary Becker. Clearly, this was a most stimulating intellectual environment in which ,to work. Yet,

Hayek never really became comfort­able at Chicago, as witnessed by his remark, "Much as I enjoyed the intel­lectual environment that the Univer­sity of Chicago offered, I never came to feel as much at home as I had in En­gland." Hayek states that this was largely due to what he called "an inad­equate provision" for his and his wife's retirement that the position offered, but one can sunni.se that it was in large part due to a severe depression that first grasped Hayek in Chicago, which at the time he attributed to giving up his pipe.

Regardless, it is this part of the book, his recollection of his days at Chicago, that provides some of the most interesting reading, for it is here that Hayek not only comments on how he enjoyed his time at Chicago but also what he thought of Friedman, Stigler, et ai, as economists and thinkers. In­deed one finds a remark of Hayek's that would prove most enlightening to those who would like to lump the Chicago . and Austrian schools together as being one monolith of free-market thought: "Y ou know, one of the things I often have publicly said is that one of the . things I regret most is not having re­turned to a criticism. of Keynes's trea­tise, but it is as much true ofnot having criticized Milton's [Essays in] Positive Economics, which in a way is quite as dangerous a book."

In 1961 Hayek left Chicago for a post at Freiburg which offered him a very generous package for his future retirement. He would remain in Freiburg, except for a rather unhappy stint at Salzburg from 1969 to 1977, for essentially the rest o{his life.

Hayek's life was in many ways a turbulent one, regardless of his com­ment that it was "externally rather uneventful." He went from being the second most famous economist in the world in the thirties and early forties to an exile from his own profession just a few years later, and then in 1974 he would once again reach the peak ofhis profession with the awarding of the Nobel Prize. Clearly, Hayek and his ideas stood the test of time and while there are certain omissions that many readers will regret, for example there are no comments from. Hayek on his c0-

recipient of the Nobel Prize, Gunnar Myrdal, Hayek on Hayek sheds further light on the great man's career. It, like Margit von Mises' My Years With Ludwig von Mises, adds a personal di­mension to a man whom many consid­ered an intimidating intellectual. It is simply a must read for any serious fan or student of Hayek. Ml

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o MOVIE REVIEW

Stone's Release"Should Be Shocking. • • BY RACHEL CARDONE "T ms ISN'T A PRISON, ITS

a time bomb," says Tommy Lee Jones' character about

the maximum security jail which held Mickey and Mallory Knox, the heroes of Oliver Stane'slatest movie, Natural Born Killers. The bomb explodes, leav­ing many guards tortured and killed, inmates on the loose, and the Knox couple free to start living again. This comment and the ensuing events are a reflection of American Culture. Stone

and Mallory ruin that dream. That is the turning point ofthe movie. Mickey and Mallory overcome the media They choose what people will watch and what they will remember.

In essence, America is a time bcmb, much like the prison, because of the trash too many people treasure. To re­verse the trend of MTV pop propa­ganda culture, America needs to re­think and define it's purpose. With all of the problems that have infected our culture, we .have lost our identity as a country. and the lack of direction in-

deed will lead to a scenerio much like the one portrayed in the film (without the soundtrack and flashing lighte )..

Stone infuses images froot our cur­rent media into this movie, which makes further impact on our minds. In fact, there are many Cameo appearances, including ROOney King, who asks us to get along, OJ Simpson, the Menendez brothers, and more. Not only faces, but also actions reflect the truth in this fiction script. For example, when the cops finally catch Mickey, they beat him to the ground, and the view we see

is from afar, much like a certain video tape we watched for hours a few years ago. This, with many others, packs the extra disturbing punch which makes us think about where we are headed.

Natural Born Killers comments on many facets of Am~can Culture, but only an attentive audjence which lis­tens will be able to graSp Stone's true meaning. Unfortunately, ifpeople go for the enjoyment only 8l)d not for a stimulating experience, this movie will be dismissed as just another action flick with innovative art. Mt

comments that America. much like the I ~------------------------------~-------------------------------------------------. prison, is at risk of of exploding due to B E SE B V E 0 r Fie E B S ' T B A I N I N G COB P S a lack of a goal or a sense ofintelligence.

Mickey and Ma1l<ry lead lives simi-' lar to those led by many Americans today. Mallory, who was abused as a child, doesn't call a hotline or join a support group; instead, she kills her parents and tells her baby brother that he's finally free. To complement that, Mickey feels guilty for his father's sui­cide. These emotioos are banal; it seems that every talk show today has an :pr0-

gram about similar situations. Yet, for Mickey and Mallory, the reactions are excessive - just like the movie.

The fascination with TV pop cul­ture leads us to be unswayed by vio­lence, sex, drugs, and basically any­thing strange or perverted. This movie, which has excessive violence, isn't as unnerving as the images which flash in vivid color before our eyes. The only complaint I had about the movie is that it entertained, like MTV, but a video lasts two or three minutes, while this visual barraie lasta far over three hours. While testing the mind, it hmt my eyes. Nonetb.eles.s, this movie was immensely thought-provoking. The surreal atmo­sphere, along with the music, which varies from opera to Jane's Addiction, carry us along on the ultimate road trip: it's Thelma and Louise, with a vengeance.

The time bomb Stone unleashes lies not in the charactErs of Mickey and Mallory Knox; rather, they lie in the masses, those followers who hail the duo as heroes and role models. They are the ultimate alternative. They buck the system entirely. And throughout the movie, me wonden how they could possibly be good guys. We only see the salvation in the final scenes.

Wayne xxx. host of American Ma­niacs, an inveetigative tabloid TV show, sees himself as part of the invincible media Much like the annoying figures we watch every day on the tube, he

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o MUSIC ".~'

The Jesus 'tizard Gets Down BY BoB ScHLANKOW8KJ

I N THEIR PRESS KIT, THE good lab at Toucll and Go Reards claim that "100 moms say, 'the

Jesus L.isard: I'd throw my panties at 'em.m I seriously doubt that my mom could be induced to do such a thing considering her taste in music. Regard­less, the Jesus Lizard is, without a doubt, one hell r-----------, of a rock and the J .. ua l.Jzard roll outfit. The Doum key to their Touch aDd Go greatnees is the L..-_____ ---I

simple fact that not only do they rock, but they do 80 in ways that haven't already been done one million times before. Because of thi.&. one reviewer has even been led to call them the "'U3d Zeppelin ofrock experimentalism. ..

Famed in 1988 in Austin, Texas by David Yow, David Sims (lxth alumni. « the legendary Scratch Acid) and Michi­gan native Duane Dennison, the Jesus Lizard has eince released a maSsiv.ely , impressive disc:osraPhy.

Their first effort, Pure, was ham­pered by the use of a drum machine, but soon after its release, they relocated to Chicago and were joined by drummer Mac McNeilly. Their first full-length LP, Head, released. in 1990, was light years beYQlld the Pure material and quite spectacular. The next LP was 1991's Goat, ~one«myan time favorite rock and roll albums. Liar fol­lowed a year and a halflater and was along the same lines as Goat but per­haps a notch below. Aft.er the release of Liar, there was a split single with Nir­vana released on Touch and Go result­ing in more mainstream press than previously received They gained a few more fans in addition to their already substantial base arising from thar:non:­stop touring. After two years of wait­ing, the Jesus Lizard have released the DownLP.

It is by no means a great departure from their previous efforts, but Down might possibly be a little less abrasive. David Yow claimed in another article that the difference in the actual sound cL Down and their past material is due to different rec:uding methods utilized by their long time rec:uding engineer, Steve Albini. The songa themselves might also be a little less grating but, this in no way means the Jesus Lizard has softened up in any way. Down is quite a rocking record.

In an interview, J)ennieon, an F.,ast. ern Michigan University graduate, said

Bob SchlanJrowski i.8 a distant cousin of Britain B Prince Charles.

he con.sidend Down, '"the strongest col­lection of songs" that the band has released. That is debatable but there is

open and leaving BODle room for jam­ming." The drunken, rambling vocals cLDavid Yow m. Down also COltinue to

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The opening track to Dow n, "Fly On the Wall," starts things offnicely and was previously released as a seven inch single last January. The next smg is the fantastic "Mistletoe," and it, alcmg with the equally smoking "Queen For a Day," seems to have a certain country feel. I mentioned this to Dennison, but I think that he thought I was a kook for feeling that way. Yau'll have to decide for yourself who to believe, the dumb critic or one of the guys making the music.

with bam burning songs.

Some of the songs on the second side lack the punch of the first side, but the album closes out with the tear­jerking "Elegy" and the body-shaking

. "The Best Parts." It is simply a song about a dnmken woman who "gives the boys a look at the best parts."

As should be expected by long-time Jesus Lizard fans, the rhythm sectionoC Sims and McNeilly is quite powerful throughout with a slew of cool drum beats and pumping bass linel3. · Dennison, who said he is cur­rently taking cues mostly from Sonic Youth, the John· Spencer Blues Explosion. Helmet, Mark Rebot and a litile bit of jazz, COltinuee to ~e on guitar. Trained ui classical guitar at EMU, Dennison plays with furious precision but does not try tQ bowlover the audien.c:e. Uh~ like· previous albums, Dennison plays more guitar solos on Down, and he said

~ guplhlring. group hug.

The Jesus Lizard will be playing St. Andrew's Hall in Detroit on Satur­day, September 17, and I highly recom­mended that you should attend if you are interested in good quality rock and roll Ml

this was because the band was "getting more comfortable With keeping songs

add a nice ccmedy touch that the Jesus Lizai-d has always had.

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A Darn Good Sound BY DEAN BAKOPOULOS

J MASCIS HAS ENJOYED moderate success with Dinosaur Jr. A few profitable albums and

same soundtrack appearances (includ­ing this years hit Reality Bites) have made Dinosaur r-------____ Jr. a househdd Dinosaur Jr. name in the al- Without a Sound temative music Warner Bros. industry. How- L-______ .....l

ever, the latest release from Dinosaur, Without A Sound, may be 80 good that it propels the band into the trendoid, over-exposed worldofMTV. '!hat's the price J Mascis will have to pay for putting out this darn good album, argu­ably the best album release since Pavement's Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain.

The liggest hit cLthe album is "Feel Your Pain," a song written in the wait­ing room of a cbi.ropracta's office. MTV has already gotten a copy of the video for "Feel the Pain," a humorous golf­themed one that goes well with the I!OIlg's caU:h.y, guitar-driven melody. Ac­cadingto a recent press release, Mascis

Dean Bakopoulos plays golf every day except Wedne!Jday, when he plays croquet.

is a golfnut; thus we have the first golf music video. Mascia needs to balance his time between golf and music. "For now, Sunday is a golf day," he says. "I really prefer to play the white trash

the Manhattan golf cart scenes will start a trend"

No matter how good his golf game gets, it's clear from Without a Sound that Mascis should stick with music.

Every track on this LP is solid, and many of them are gems. The second track, "Don't Think So," is one such gem. Combining a driven melody and an unforced sense of despair, this track is a good bet to be the next ~yed videom. MTV. Two other tracks that rank among the best on the album are "Outta Hand" and "Mind Glow." "Outta Hand" features the softest, sweetest tune ever re­corded by Dinosaur Jr. In fact, the guitar ~ons are so fluid that they are vaguely reminiscient of V an Morrison's smg "Sweet Thing." An­other emotional tune is "On the Brink," a song the press kit charac­terizes as "Subsonic despair of win­dow rattling JrOP(rlic:ns. S<xne days you need a oomp8SB just to get out of bed"

These guys only had enough CI8h for one haircut Ind~, J Mascis has created a _ masterpiece. There's no forced an-

courses. The other ·places get snooty ger here (see MTV), just a genuinely and strange about letting non-mem- emotional collection of tunes. Withjust hers play." Of the video Mascia says, the right blend cL angst, hmnor, melody, "It's the first golf video I know of on and distortion, Mascis once again has MTV, but it won't be the last. I think proven his musical genius. Ml

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September 14, 1994 THE MICIflGAN REvIEw 11

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Fuzzy, Scarce, MilIa, etc. BY QWERTY

N OT AN ALBUM ABOUT EGO or pretense, vocalist/guitarist Chris Toppn describes Fuzzy's

self-titled, debut full-length as "an al­bum of really good pop

~"Sh.'.right 1= I A few yetU"8 ago, David Fuszy Ryan, drummer for the 8eecI Lemonheads, offered his rehearsal place to the then unknown Fuzzy while he was out <n tour. After a couple C£tapes were paSSEd around, the band's resulting demo reoordi.ngs were ultimately released on fellow Lemonhead Nic Dalton's own Half-A­Cow Records.

Although they have since moved their way up to Seed Reca:ds, the band is still living in the familiar land of musical checurity as one may have wit­nessed first-hand at their unglamorous show at St. Andrew's last Friday.

Fuzzy rocked out their batch of dirty pop songs to 20 sedentary people <nly to be cut sh.crt to make time fur St. AndreWs attempt at a danoo club, 'I'hree Floors of Fun.

But those 20 glimpsed a band that could still crank out the kind C£melodic rock that Juliana Hatfield only dreams about.

E VERYTHING ABOUT THIS band gives me chills. From vo­calist/guitarist Dan Hoerner's

youthful, occasionally androgynous rasp to Ch.ri.stqiler Th.c.a:n.ps<n.'s warped Fisher-Price pack- ,..., _____ ..., aging, Sunny Day Re{U Estate is full­out mind-altaing.

Unfortu­

SumayDay Real Estate

Diar:y Sub Pop

nately, their'L...-------J prese-kit is virtually p:-estHess. I don't know much about Sunny D except that they are touring with labelmates Ve-10city Girl and that MTV occasionally plays of their A-Ha!-e8que video for "Seven." I'll 00 my best to find the right words to praise their mastery.

Hoexners vocals, which range from whispery murnbJings to the perfect des­perate screech, always manage to 0ver­

power even the most heavily pro­nounced rhythms of bassist Nate Mendel, guitarist William Goldsmith and drummer Jeremy Enigk. Simply put, Diary is a perfect batch of perfect passion.

WHEN VOCALISTI guitarist Chick Gnmning was 17, he was the fortunate sur­

vivcr of an unfcrlu.nate car crash. Life afterwards was devoted to rock-n-t:"Oll,

his band named after the nick name of the driver of the car, 'Scarce'.

Oddly enough, ,--------, the event may ~ Bearce the bittersweet sound Red EP of Scarce's brand of Roekamundo ugly-pop. Both nasty '--------' and beautiful, the melodies of Chick and bassistlvocalist Joyce Raskin tread upon the off-key land of anti-virtuos­ity and succ:esafully pull it off.

SMOKE SWIRLS AROUND THE lavish, air-conditioned office as the Mercede&-<lriving, corporate

bean-<:oUD.ters of the music busineSs try to COl\iure ,-------------, the next big MilIa sensation. The Divine Comedy

"well, we 8BKReeords hit the teen- '--_ _ ____ --J

aged girls with the New Kids, the altemateens with STP, andjust about everym.e else with Vanilla Ice. We need a new corporat;e:...mad,e gimmick."

~Good idea, Rex! You know, we haven't suckered the. under-sexed males of America yet."

"Thorton, you may be onto some­thing there! Why don't we get a hot model to sing for us? Maybe Cindy Crawford or something?"

"Actually, that Milia girl is a real hit right now, she even acted in that movie about the nutty hippies ... "

"Dazed and Confused? She barely even opened her mouth!"

"Regardless, we can say that she's great at everything!"

"You got a point there. But what if she's a bad songwriter?"

"It doesn't matter. First of all, she's hot. Second of all, we'll get her to listen to lots of Tori Amos and Sarah McLachlan, throw in a bunch of tal­ented musicians with exotic instru-1DSlts, and even though she wem't pluck a note em the album, her press photos will show her all sexy and stuff with a guitar."

"How about a mandolin?" "Even better." Mllla plays with the Crash Test

Dummies on Friday, September 16th at Hill Auditorium. EdQoy!

GUITARIST GRAEME Naysmith, bassistI vocalist Ian Masters and drummer Chris

Cooper came together in Leeds during 1987 to form the .--------, Pale Saints, a band Pale Saints that would rise Slow Building. above the pouty, 4AD po ofy -1 ip pe d '--____ ----J

pansy-bands that seem. to ooze from the pores of Britain.

Adding the ~ offear to float. ing melodies, and full-forced rhythms to mellow tunes, the Pale Saints are not a culmination of all things 4AD, but instead dabblers in the many forms of music that most bands can only remain narrowly focused to.

but how could they follow up such an album?

Instead of con- Various tinuing to spew out Rari.tie. Vol. 1 the same songs Geffen with the same con- '--_____ ...J

cepts, Sloan is taking a totally <:ti.fferent app-oach to their pop songs with Twice Re­moved.

With an older, mare Rdling Stonee­type production, Sloan still cranks out pop rock with jems like "Coax Me" and . "Pen. Pals."

The seocnd band, W f!Jf!fr.eC, has released a self-titled debut that coincidentally revels in the same thick and juicy guitarwork and pop melodies that Smeared displayed, courtesy of guitarist! vocalist/genius Riv­ersCuomo.

Songs like "The World has turned and left me here" and "Buddy Holly" show Rivers' ability to make bothjumpy and serious pop songs.

Weezers tune on Geffen's Rarities Vol. Mandolin? Whllever you ny, r.tIlI. 1 is yet another rea­

sen to pIq> down a mere eight bucks fur plenty of fine songs from the Sundays, Sloan and Teenage Fanclub. Even Nirvana's earlier version of "Stay Away," entitled "Pay to Play" is pretty cool.

Although slight line-up changes have altered the Pale Saints, even the unfortunate departure of Masters has left them creatively unstoppable. Slow Buildings is another wonderfully spat­tered painting in the Pale Saints port­folio.

I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS moment to praise Todd Sullivan, the genius at Geffen Records who

signed two of the r, --------,

best pop bands to grace the nasty world of major la­bels.

Sloan Twice Removed Geffen

The first: Sloan. Sloan quickly burst into rock stardom with "Underwhelmed," the first single from the underappreciated ,---- --, Smeared. Well, not re- Weezer ally stardom but a select Wee.zer few know that they rock. Geffen

With four separately '--___ -J

capable singers and songwriters, Sloan came together with thick, fuzzy sounds in their guitars and the best ofmelodies em the 1:rain. UndeTWhelmed was great,

Before you go out and buy these, I have one last pug fo:" Sloan. The single for "Take It In," from UndeTWhelmed, features two non.-album tracks. Buy this. The second of these, "Laying Blame," is not only c:ne of the best Sloan. songs ever, it is possibly one of the beet pop songs written in the past few years. WhewlMl

Free CDs? Join the Review music staff and you can get all kinds of good free stuff. Come to our mass meeting Sunday, September 18, at 7pm in Room D of the Michigan League or call 662-1909 and ask for Drew or Nate.

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