United Students Association 2011
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Edit (May 1 st , 2012): In tribute all those in Ms. Danner’s 8 th hour class of the 20102011 school year !ho fou"ht and su#ered for our "reat cause of inde$endence and %ustice &e, the $eo$le, 'nd it no lon"er $roducti e to li e under the tyranny that is Dannerland. o!, !e declare, !ith "reat %oy, our inde$endence. In the course of hu*an e ents !e 'nd necessary to ful'll our drea*s and desires. &e !ill "o to "reat len"ths to 'nish !hat shall be 'nished and acco*$lish !hat shall be acco*$lished !hich includes ri"ht of freedo*, life and *ost i*$ortantly the ri"ht to seatchec+. he tyrant Danner has ne"lected *any thin"s includin" $olitical refor*, econo*ic refor*, as !ell as educational refor*. -y doin" this the Danner has fore er iolated our natural ri"hts, so*ethin" !e !ill ne er ta+e li+in" to nor so*ethin" !e !ill ne er for"et. &e, hereby, +no!in" the *onu*ental conse uences of our decisions *ay lead to our ine itable de*ise, create the De*ocratic /e$ublic of o**unist tudents of eat hec+onia. o %ust to reca$, !e told !e !ere declarin" inde$endence, then !e $ro ided details !hy li+e the ideal student !ould, after that !e told ho! this could lead to our de*ise3, and lastly !e told you the na*e of the country. o !e ho$e you’re 'ne !ith this because you really can’t do anythin" about it.
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A plea for independence - middle school style albeit badly written
Transcript of United Students Association 2011
Edit (May 1st, 2012):In tribute all those in Ms. Danners 8th hour class of the 2010-2011 school year who fought and suffered for our great cause of independence and justiceWe, the people, find it no longer productive to live under the tyranny that is Dannerland. Now, we declare, with great joy, our independence. In the course of human events we find necessary to fulfill our dreams and desires. We will go to great lengths to finish what shall be finished and accomplish what shall be accomplished which includes right of freedom, life and most importantly the right to seat-check. The tyrant Danner has neglected many things including political reform, economic reform, as well as educational reform. By doing this the Danner has forever violated our natural rights, something we will never take liking to nor something we will never forget. We, hereby, knowing the monumental consequences of our decisions may lead to our inevitable demise, create the Democratic Republic of Communist Students of Seat-Check-onia. So just to recap, we told we were declaring independence, then we provided details why like the ideal student would, after that we told how this could lead to our demise, and lastly we told you the name of the country. So we hope youre fine with this because you really cant do anything about it.
