Typecast TV 1

8/8/2019 Typecast TV 1 http://slidepdf.com/reader/full/typecast-tv-1 1/1 2 WEEKS TO GO and I am SO excited. Let’s have a little look at the list of rumoured wash- ups... • Linford Christie ( A dried up old lunchbox ) • The Chuckle Brothers ( Because Cannon and Ball were so popular, eh? ) • Gail Porter ( Interesting... ) • Britt Ekland ( Why ?) • Lembit Opik ( I have a strange fascination with him - what do the ladies see in him ?) • Jedward ( No. Please, no. That is all ) • Stacey Solomon ( great singing voice, shit speak- ing voice ) I know these are just teasers and these fame-seekers probably won’t be anywhere near Australia but who would you like to see in there? Dearest Wagner - the X-rated (see what I did there?) version of Trevor & Simon’s ‘Swing Your Pants’ combined with Vic Reeves’ thigh rubbing. Louis Walsh - you are a genius! Yes, you may have shat- tered someone’s dream by putting people like Wagner though but there’s always next year, eh? Seriously, have none of the applicants ever watched the programme before? I’d give my eyes and my teeth to be one of Shugs’ puppets. Forward planning of a really dynamic ‘team name’, just dropped into the mix during the discussions would portray you as a ‘on your feet thinker’ and have Nick Hewer rolling over and begging for more. I also thought I’d miss Margaret and her comfortable brogues but I love Karren Bradey and her ‘say what you see’ approach in the boardroom. The only complaint I have so far is that I was told that I look like Melissa by the woman in the post office. I’m not sure whether that’s a compliment or an insult. Oh and join our #stuartbaggsfanclub on Twitter. There’s, oooohhhh, four of us now! Great concept and brilliant programme but it lacked something last night! Maybe it was first night nerves? It’s got all week to pick up so I’ll watch again. I am wondering whether to apply to go on - I have Thursday and Friday off work this week and I’m at a bit of a loose end... Oh, they make Anton du Beke earn his money, don’t they? But what brilliant entertainment it gives us. I bet the offers of panto (Tinkerbell in Peter Pan?) are rolling in for Ann Widdecombe... This is a prototype... It’s something I’ve been thinking about doing for ages and have no idea if it works or not so would love to hear your comments. Nothing to watch on Monday nights? You HAVE to tune into DMAX and watch ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’. It is compulsive car-crash TV. I have no idea how these parents (a) afford to enter their little darlings (!) into all the pageants and (b) why they think it’s a good idea to make them look like mini-adults! *gets out make-up bag, offers to babysit granddaughter And finally, Eastenders... Is it just me or are both Jessie Wallace and Shane Ritchie guilty of over-acting and slowly becoming parodies of themselv es?

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8/8/2019 Typecast TV 1

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2 WEEKS TO GO and I am SOexcited. Let’s have a little look at the list of rumoured wash-ups...

• Linford Christie ( A dried up old lunchbox )

• The Chuckle Brothers ( Because Cannon and Ball

were so popular, eh? )

• Gail Porter ( Interesting... )

• Britt Ekland ( Why ?)

• Lembit Opik ( I have a strange fascination withhim - what do the ladies see in him ?)

• Jedward ( No. Please, no. That is all )

• Stacey Solomon ( great singing voice, shit speak-

ing voice )

I know these are just teasers and these fame-seekersprobably won’t be anywhere near Australia but whowould you like to see in there?

Dearest Wagner - the X-rated (see whatI did there?) version of Trevor & Simon’s‘Swing Your Pants’ combined with VicReeves’ thigh rubbing. Louis Walsh - youare a genius! Yes, you may have shat-tered someone’s dream by puttingpeople like Wagner though but there’s always nextyear, eh?

Seriously, have none of the applicants ever watchedthe programme before? I’d give my eyes and myteeth to be one of Shugs’ puppets. Forwardplanning of a really dynamic ‘team name’, justdropped into the mix during the discussions would

portray you as a ‘on your feet thinker’ and have Nick Hewer rolling over and begging for more.

I also thought I’d miss Margaret and her comfortablebrogues but I love Karren Bradey and her ‘say whatyou see’ approach in the boardroom.

The only complaint I have so far is that I was told that Ilook like Melissa by the woman in the post office. I’mnot sure whether that’s a compliment or an insult.

Oh and join our #stuartbaggsfanclub on Twitter.There’s, oooohhhh, four of us now!

Great concept and brilliantprogramme but it lackedsomething last night! Maybeit was first night nerves? It’s

got all week to pick up so I’llwatch again.

I am wondering whether to apply to go on - I haveThursday and Friday off work this week and I’m at a bitof a loose end...

Oh, they make Anton du Beke earnhis money, don’t they? But whatbrilliant entertainment it gives us. Ibet the offers of panto (Tinkerbell inPeter Pan?) are rolling in for AnnWiddecombe...

This is a prototype... It’s something I’ve been thinking about doing for ages and have no idea if it works or not so would love to hear your comments.

Nothing to watch on Monday nights?You HAVE to tune into DMAX andwatch ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’. It iscompulsive car-crash TV. I have no idea how theseparents (a) afford to enter their little darlings (!) into allthe pageants and (b) why they think it’s a good idea tomake them look like mini-adults!

*gets out make-up bag, offers to babysit granddaughter

And finally, Eastenders... Is it just me or are both Jessie Wallace and ShaneRitchie guilty of over-acting and slowly becoming parodies of themselves?