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TWENTY-THREE AND A
ROBERTS
HOURS’
LEAVE
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IN THE ELEVATOR SHE SAID OUT OF A CLEAR SKY“YOU ’
LL HAVE TO TAKE THAT RAINCOAT OFF ,
OF COU RSE .”
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TWENTY-THREE AND
A HALF HOURS’
LEAVE
MARY ROBERTS RINEHART
ILLUSTRATED BY
MAYWILSON ! RESTON
m%GEORGE H . DORAN COM! ANY
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Copyright, 1918,
By George H . Doran Company
1918,
By The Curtis ! ublishing Company
! rinted in the United States of America
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ILLUSTRATIONS
IN THE ELEVATOR SHE SAID OUT OF A CLEAR SKY“YOU ’
LL HAVE TO TAKE THAT RAIN COAT OFF ,
OF COURSE”Frontispiece
! AGE“IF A MAN FROM THE HEAD! UARTERS TROO!OVERSTAYS HIS LEAVE WHAT HA! ! EN S To
JIMMY ! ”
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AND A HALF HOURS ’ LEAVE
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TWENTY-THREE AND A
HALF HOURS’
LEAVE
HE H eadquarters T roop were preparing toleave camp and move towards the East,
where at an Atlantic port they would take shipand the third step toward saving democracy. Nowthe H eadquarters Tr00p are a caval ry organisation, thei r particular function being, so far asthe lay mind can grasp it, to form a circle roundthe general and keep shel ls from falling on him .
Not that this close affil iation gives them any rightto friendly relations with that aloof and powerfulpersonage .
“It j ust gives him a few more to yell at thatcan’ t yel l back,
” grumbled the stable sergeant .H e had been made stable sergeant because hehad been a motorcycle racer. By the same processof careful selection the chief mechanic had oncekept a l ivery stable .
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8 Twenty-Three and a Half Hours’ Leave
The barracks hummed day and night . By dayboxes were packed, containing the military equipment of horses and men in wartime . By nighttired noncoms pored over pay rolls and l ists
, and
wrote, between naps on the table, such thrill ingl iterature as this :
Sergeant Gray : fr. D . to Awol . 10 A . M . , 6
1
Sergeant Gray : fr. Awol . to arrest, pp . 2 . Memo .
q. Camp 6 — 1 to 6 — 2
Which means , interpreted, that Sergeant Graywas absent without leave from duty at ten A . M .
on the first of June,19 18, and that on his return
he was placed under arrest, said arrest lastingfrom the first to the second of June .On the last night in camp, at a pine table
in a tiny Office cut off from the lower squad room,
Sergeant Gray made the above record against hisown fai r name, and sitting back surveyed it grimly. It was two A . M . Across from him thesecond mess sergeant was dealing in cans andpounds and swearing about a miss ing cleaver.
“Did you ever think,” reflected Sergeant Gray,
leaning back in his chair and tasteful ly drawinga girl ’ s face on his left thumb-nail , that thetime would come when you ’d be planning bran
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muffins for the Old Man’s breakfast ! What’s abran muffin , anyhow !
”
“H orse feed .
”
Ever eat one !No . St‘op talking, won
’ t you !Sergeant Gray leaned back and stretched hislong arms high above his head .
“I ’ve got to talk,” he observed . If I don’ t
I ’ l l go to sleep . Lay you two dollars to one I’m
asleep before you are .“GO to the devi l !” said the second mess sergeant
peevishly.
“Never had breakfast with the Old Man , didyou !” inqui red Sergeant Gray, beginning on hisforefinger with another girl ’ s face .There was no reply to his question . The sec
ond mess sergeant was completely immersed inbeans .
“Think the Old Man l ikes me , went on Ser
geant Gray meditatively. It’s about a week nowsince he told me I was a disgrace to the uniform .
H ow’d I know I was going to sneeze in his horse’ sear j ust as he was cl imbing on !”
“Suffering snakes !” cried the second mess sergeant . “Go to bed ! You’ re del i rious .”
Sergean t Gray put a dimple in the gi rl’s cheekand surveyed i t critical ly.
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Yep . The old boy’ s crazy about me, heruminated aloud .
“Asked me the other day if Ithought I ’d fight the Germans as hard as I foughtwork.
”
“Probably be asking you to breakfast,”
ob
served the second mess sergeant, beginning on anew sheet . “
H e’
s in the habit of having noncomsto eat with him .
”
The subtlety of this passed over SergeantGray’ s head . H e was careful ly adding a smallcar to his drawing, an ear which resembled aninterrogation point . But a seed had been droppedon the fertile soi l of his mind . H e finished,
yawned again and grinned .
“All right,” he said .
“C
’
est la game, as theold boy says . I ’ l l l ay you two dollars to one Ieat breakfast with him within a month .
”H is
imagination grew with the thought “Wait ! I ’ l leat bran muffins with him at breakfast within amonth . H ow’ s that !
“It’ s simple damn foolishness,” obse rved the
second mess sergeant . “I ’ l l take you i f you’ llgo to bed and lemme alone .
‘Lemme,
’ observed Sergeant Gray, i s probably Princeton . In H arvard weBut the second mess sergeant had p icked upthe inkwel l and was fingering i t purposefully.
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“All right, dear old thing, said Sergeant Gray.
And he rose,stretching his more than six feet
to the utterrnost. Then he made his way throughthe rows of beds to the sergeant’ s corner, and
removing his blouse, his breeches, his shoes andhis puttees was ready for sleep . H is las t wakingthought was of his wager.
“A bran muffin with the Old Man !” hechuckled .
“A bran muffin ! ASomething heavy landed on his chest with agreat thump, and after turning round once ortwice settled itsel f there for the remainder of thenight . Lying on his back, so as to give his dogthe only possible berth on the tiny bed, SergeantGray, al l-American athlete and prime young devilof the Headquarters T roop, went fast asleep .
. Reveil le the next morning, however, found himgrouchy. H e kicked the dog off his legs , to whichthe animal had retired , and reaching under hispi llow brought out his whistle . H e blew a shril lblast on it . The lower squad room groaned,turned over, closed its eyes . H e blew again .
“Roll out !” he yel led in stentorian tones .R-r-rol l out, you dirty horsemen !
”
Then he closed his eyes again and went peaceful ly to sleep. H e dreamed that the general wascarrying a plate of bran muffins to his bedside,
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and behind him was a pretty girl with coffee andan ear l ike an interrogation point . H e wakened
to find breakfast over and the cook in a bad
temper.“Be a sport, Watt, he pleaded . Just a cup
of coffee, anyhow .
”
“I fed your dog for you . That’s all you get.
I can’ t eat the dog.
”
“Go on out,”said the cook . This ain’ t the
Waldorf-Astoria. Nor Childs’ neither.”
“Some day, on the field of honor,” said Sergeant
Gray,“you will l ie wounded, Watt . You wil l
beg for a cup of water, and I shall refuse it,saying
“Give him something to get rid of him, thecook instructed his helper.And Sergeant Gray was fed . As he drank his
coffee he reflected as to his wager of the nightbefore . It appealed to his sporting ins tinct but
not to his reason . H e had exactly as much chance
to eat a bran muffi n with the general as he had
to sign peace terms with the Kaiser.
H e drank his tepid coffee and surveyed his
finger nails disconsolately. The faces had only
partial ly disappeared during his morning’ s ablu
tron .
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your horse was going to stick his head undermynose when I sneezed .
”
Or“But, my dear general , the weakness of the
division l ies in your staff. Now, i f I were doingItBy one o’clock in the afternoon the troop wereready to move . And Sergeant Gray went intothe town . There he tried on a new uniform— andthe story of Sergeant Gray’ s new uniform is thestory of the bran muffins .It was real ly a beautiful uniform . Almost ittook away the sting of that telegram ; almost itobl iterated the memory of the wager. It spreadover his broad shoulders and hugged his slimwaist . The breeches were ful l above and closebelow . For the first time he fel t every inch asoldier.H e carried the old uniform back to camp andgave it to the cook .
“H ere , Watt !
” he said . You’ve been grumbling about clothes . Cut the chevrons off it, andit’ s yours .”
“Well , look who’ s here !” said Watt admiring
ly.
“Thought you fel lows had to wear issue
stuff.“Laws are for slaves , Watt .
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7
Keep i t nice,’ observed the cook gracelessly.
You ’ l l need it for that breakfast with the general ”
Wait and see, said Sergeant Gray j aunti ly ,but with no hope in his heart .The new uni form was the cause of much invidious comment . Most of i t resembled the cook’ s .But Sergeant Gray was busy. To pass inspectionhe was obliged to borrow from the neighbouringbeds
,left unguarded, certain articles in which he
was deficient; namely : Undershirt, cotton , one ;socks, l ight wool , pai rs , two ; underbreeches, cotton , pai rs, one .Thus miscellaneously assembled he passed in
spection . H e drew a deep breath , however, whenno notice was taken of the new and forbiddenuniform and when the photograph of Mrs . BudPalmer stil l lay rolled up and undiscovered inhis condiment can .
During the afternoon he wandered over to thedepot brigade and left his dog there wi th a l ieutenant who had promised to look after him . The
sense of depression and impending doom had overtaken him again . He stopped at the post exchange and bought a dozen doughnuts , which hecarried with him in a paper bag.
“Might feed him one of these now and then ,
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he suggested .
“H e
’
s going to miss me like thedevil . H e
’
s a nice mutt .” H is voice was a triflehusky .
“Not fond of bran muffins , I suppose !The l ieutenant’ s voice was impersonal . Ser
geant Gray eyed him suspiciously, but his eyeswere on the dog.
“Don’ t know . Never tried th em, he said, andwalked off with great dignity.
So that was it, eh ! It was al l over the divisional ready. Well , he
’d show them ! H e’
d
The general , on horseback and followed by hisaids , went by . Sergeant Gray stopped and rigidlysaluted, but the general
’ s eyes and his mind werefar away. Sergeant Gray looked after him withbitterness in his heart . Just at that moment hehated the Army . H e hated the general . Mostof all he hated to the depths of his soul thosesmug young officers who were the general ’ s aidsde-camp, and who ate with him, and swanked inand out of H eadquarters , and ordered horses fromthe troop stables whenever they wanted them, and
brought in their muddy automobiles to be cleaned,and sat with their feet on the general ’s desk inhis absence and smoked his cigarettes .
H owever, he cheered somewhat during the evening. They were ready to move . No more drill
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T 'wenty-Three and aHalfHours!
Leave 1 7
on hot and dusty parade grounds . No more longhikes . No more digging and shoveling and pushing of wagon trains out of the mud . No moreinfantry range, where a chap in the pit waved a
red flag every time dust in a fellow ’ s eyes causeda miss, and the men round hissed
“Raspberry !”
No more bayonet school , where one j abbed abunch of green branches representing the enemy,and asked breathlessly how it l iked it . “War’ shell, you know, old top,
” he had been wont tosay, and had given the bunch another poke forluck .
Before , ahead, loomed the port of embarkation .
The one imminent question of the barracks wasleave . Were they to have leave or were they not !To Sergeant Gray the matter was of grave importance . Leave meant a cal l on Mrs . Bud Palmer the faithless, in the new uniform, and theceremonious returning to her of the photographin the condiment can . Then it meant finding anice girl— he was rather vague here— and goingto the theatre and supper afterward
,and perhaps
to a roof garden stil l later.“I ’ l l show her
,he muttered between his teeth .
But the her was Mrs . Palmer.In their preparations for departure the wagersl ipped from the minds of the troop . At two
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thirty in the morning they went ostensibly on ahike, in ful l marching order, which meant extremely ful l— for a cavalry troop dismountedmus t carry thei r own equipment and a part thatnormally belongs on the horse . Went on a hike,not to return .
Everything on me but the kitchen stove,grumbled Sergeant Gray, and edged gingerlythrough the doorway to j oin the line outside .With extreme caution
,because only the entire
balance of the division and the people in threenear-by towns knew that they were moving, theymade thei r way to a railway siding and thereentrained .
It was dawn when the cars moved out . Sergeant Gray had secured a window seat, and kepti t in spite of heroic efforts to oust him . All roundwas his equipment, packed tight, his saddlebags ,his blanket rol l , his rifle and bandoleer, a dozenoranges in a paper sack, as many doughnuts . Overand round him, leaning out of his window atthe imminent danger of thei r l ives
,were the supply
sergeant,the second mess sergeant, the stable ser
geant and two corporals .“Not crowded
,are you, general !
” asked thestable sergeant politely.
The title stuck . H e was general to the entire
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troop after that : behind his back, to the enlistedmen ; to his face and very, very pol itely, to theother noncoms .
“Oh, go to hel l !” they finally tortured out of
him ; and they reti red , grinning, unti l some witor other would walk down the aisle, salute gravelyand say :
“Wish to report that bran muffins areon the way, si r.
”
And as the train moved out the car took up
that message of the arti llery when a gun is fired .
“On the way !” they yelled .
“On the way ! Branmuffin Number One on the way .
”
“Been pretty busy,haven’ t you !” he asked
when at las t the train had settled down to com
parative quiet and the second mess sergeant wasbeside him .
“Not half as busy as you’ l l have to be if you’ regoing to make good .
”
H owever, the troop’ s attention, fickle as the
love of the mob, turned at last away from himand focused on the coloured porter. They in
sisted that he was of draft age, and that it wasthe custom anyhow to take the train crew toFrance with the troops it carried . They suggested craps
,and on his protesting that he had
no money they forced him to turn his pockets
out, at the point of a revolver. And boy l ike ,
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L eave
having bul l ied him un ti l he was pale,they loaded
himwith cigarettes , candy, fruit and abuse .The H eadquarters T roop had a train of thei rown . Up behind the engine was the baggage car
,
turned into a kitchen wi th field ranges set up
and the cooks al ready at work . Behind was the
long line of tourist sleepers, each with its grinning
but sl ightly apprehensive porter. And at the rear,where general officers of importance are always
kept in war, was a Pullman containing the divi
sional staff.
When breakfast, served from the baggage car,was being carried down the aisles the train pulled
into a tunnel and stopped . It was a very hot
day,and in through the open windows rol led
black and choking clouds of smoke . The troop
coughed and cursed ; but a moment later they burst
into wild whoops of j oy. The engine had pulled
on a hundred yards or so,leaving the staff car
in the tunnel .
The windows were ful l of j eering boys , eyes
bent eagerly toward the rear . The end of the
tunnel belched smoke l ike an iron furnace, and
into i t the j oyous whoops of the troop penetrated
like the maniacal yel ls of demons .
The general , who had j ust buttered a bran
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an excel lent cigar, the general said : What wasthe wager, Tommy
“I bel ieve, si r, it is to the effect that within amonth this fellow will breakfast with you, si r .
To be exact, will eat abran muffin with you .
”
The general exhaled a large mouthful of smoke .“C
’
est la gaerre!” he said . H e had been study
ing French for two weeks . “C
’
ert la gaerre, Tommy. ! ueer things happen these days . But Ithink it unl ikely. Very, very unlikely.
”
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ERGEANT GRAY was extremely contented .
H e sat back in his seat and al ternatelynibbled doughnuts and puffed at a cigarette . Before him, stretched as far as the limitations permitted , were two long and well-breeched legs ,ending in tan shoes l isted by the supply sergeantas “Shoes , field
,pai r
,size 1 1 EE .
H e had surrepti tiously taken out Mrs . BudPalmer’ s photograph and decided that her facewas shal low . And after a moment’ s hesitation hehad decided not to waste any part of his preciousleave in returning it . So he had torn it into bitsand thrown it out of the window . Then he hadtaken a piece of paper and
,writing on it “
Thisspace to let,
” had placed it in the condiment canand put the can back in his saddlebags ,The reason of his content was that leave wasnow assured . At eleven o’clock that morning thegeneral ’ s field secretary had typed on a shaky fieldmachine that stood on an equal ly unsteady tripodthe order that at the port of embarkation twenty
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per cent of the men would be allowed each daysome twenty-three and a half hours’ leave .Wild cheers in each car had followed the reading of the order. Wild cheers and wild plan s . Ser
geant Gray dreamed, doughnut in one hand andcigarette in the other. Twenty-three and a hal fhours ! A lot could happen in twenty-three anda hal f hours . H is dreams were general ratherthan concrete . Girls , theatres and food comprisedthem . No particular girl , no particular theatre ,no particular food .
'
H e would cal l up some ofthe fel lows from college, and they would havesisters . And when he had gone to the other sidethey would wri te to him .
H e had no sentimental affil iations now . H e
had put al l his eggs in one basket and the baskethad been stolen .
“Lucky I
’m not dependent on eggs for food '”
he mused and,mistaking the hand in which he
held the doughnut,bit vigorously into his cigarette .
Nevertheless his spiri ts grew lower as the daywent on . It had occurred to him that al l thefel lows he had counted on for sisters would bein the Army, l ike himself. H e cut off gi rls fromhis l ist, on that discovery ; but food and theatresremained . H e reflected rather defiantly that hecould have a good time without girls ; and then
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considered that a chap who lied to himself was inthe class with a fellow who cheated at sol itai re .The day was hot . Kindly women at stationspassed in sandwiches and coffee, and the troop,with the ete rnal appetite of twenty-odd, gorgedthemselves and cheered in overhanging pyramidsfrom the windows . The corporals on guard between the cars slept on seats improvised of saddlebags, and between naps rolled cigarettes . And thenoncoms in thei r comer inveigled the porter to agame of crap
,and took from him his week’ s ac
cumulation of tips .At the end of the game Sergeant Gray took outhis money and counted it .
“Looks l ike you’d be able to give the Old Man
a right good breakfast,” observed the stable ser
geant.“Oh, i t
’ s to be his breakfast,said Sergeant
Gray recklessly.
It is, is i t !”The stable sergeant regarded him
with admiration .
“Want to bet on i t ! ”“Just as you l ike ,
” was the cool answer.Look here,
” said the stable sergeant, aware ofan audience . “I ’ l l lay you five to one you don ’ tbreakfast with him at al l ; ten to one you don
’ t doit on his invitation
,and — he hesitated for effect
-“twenty to one you don’ t do it within a week .
”
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Good !” said Sergeant Gray , and laid somebil ls on his knee . “ I ’d wager I could pull theCrown Prince ’ s nose at those odds . Then if I dobreakfas t with him within a week on his invitation you ’ l l owe me a hundred and seventy-fivedollars .”
I wish my money was as safe in the bank.
But the stable sergeant was vaguely uncomfortable . Those col lege chaps had a way of puttingthings over. H e went out on the platform andstared uneasily at the flying scenery.
Sergean t Gray folded his new uniform underthe mattress of his berth that night . It was badfor the collar
,but he did it lest worse befal l i t .
H e suspected the troop of j ealous designs on it .
But he could not fold himself away so easily, andlay diagonal ly
,with two Number Eleven Double
E feet in the aisle . At four in the morning hewakened
,the cause being a dream that he had for
some hours been walking in a puddle and neededto change his shoes .S ti l l only hal f awake , he looked at his feet, toperceive that some wag had neatly blackened themwith shoe pol ish from the porter’ s closet . H e immediately reached under his pillow for his whistleand blew a shril l blast on it, fol lowed by a sten
torian roar.
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Roll out, you dirty horsemen ! R-r-roll out !”
he yelled .
Stil l half asleep, they roused at the famil iarsounds. Grunting and protesting they sat up .
From the berth over him a corporal swung downtwo long bare legs and sat on the edge , yawning.
Then somebody looked at a watch . There wouldhave been a small riot, but the men were toosleepy and too rel ieved . They tumbled back, andSergeant Gray lay on his pil low and grinned vindictively.
H e did not go to sleep at once . H e l ay thereand thought of his wager, and cursed himself fora fool . Then he dismissed th at and thought ofhis twenty-three and a half hours’ leave . If onlythere were a girl— a nice girl . H e did not wantthe
‘
sort of girl a fel low picked up in the streets .H e wanted a real girl , the sort a fellow could writeto later on .
Littl e quickenings of romance sti rred in hisheart . A pretty girl , preferably small . H e likedthem l ittle, with pointed chins . They had a way,the l i ttle girls with pointed chins , of looking upat a fel lowH e wakened at seven . The troop were sti l ls leeping
,but from the baggage car ahead there
floated back an odor of frying bacon, and on the
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platform of a station outside - for the train hadstopped— the general was taking an airing.
Sergeant Gray blew his whistle . “R-r-rol l
out !” he yel led . R-r-rol l out, you blooming sons
Of guns b y
And, to emphasize his autho rity, he l ifted astrong and muscular pair of legs and raised the
upper berth,in which the corporal sti l l slept .
Smothered sounds from above convincing him
that his efforts had been successful he dropped the
upper berth with a j erk.
R-r-rol l out, up there !” he yel led ; and whistle
in hand he lay back to the succulent enj oyment o fan orange .
Across from himthe stable sergeant had turnedon his back for another nap . Through the cur
tains, opened against the heat, Gray could see thatyoung gentleman’ s broad chest ris ing and fall ing
slowly The temptation and destiny were too
strong for him . H e bou nced an orange on it, only
to see i t rebound through the window and to hear
a deafening roar. The stable sergeant sat up, a
hand on his chest and fire in his eyes . H e bl inked
into the distorted face of the general,outs ide the
window . The general was holding a hand to hisleft ear.
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cent food, no girl . And over his head stil l thatidiotic bet .
“Oh,hell !” he muttered, and started back.
The general was sti ll in a very bad temper, andhis le ft car was swollen and purple . H e lost notime in the attack— he believed in striking swiftlyand hard— and he read off, from an excellentmemory
,the tale of Sergeant Gray’ s various s ins
of commission . But he did not go so far as hemeant to go
,at that . In the first place, Gray was
an excel lent noncom,and in the second place there
was something in the boy’ s upstanding figure andclear i f worried eyes that, coupled with anotherof the excellent cigars, incl ined him to leniency.
“But remember this, Gray , he fin ished severely,
“I don ’ t usual ly meddle with these things .But I ’ve got my eye on you . One more infractionof discipline, and you
’ l l lose your stripes .”“Yes, si r,
” said Sergeant Gray.
H e was intolerably vi rtuous al l that day.
Late that afte rnoon they detrained two milesfrom the new camp, and marched along, singinglustily songs that sound better than they look inprint, and j oyously stretching legs too long confined . It mattered nothing to them that the tem
porary camp was untidy and badly drained ; thatthe general passing in a l imousine was reading an
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order that meant an emergency abroad,into which
they were to be thrown at once ; that a certainpercentage of them would never come back ; andthat a certain other percentage would return,never again to tramp the open road or to see theblue sky overhead .
But a girl in a l ittle car trailing in the dust behind the staff cars thought of those things , andalmost ran over the company goat, Eloise, becauseof tears .Darned li ttle idiot !” murmured Sergeant
Gray, and gave his last doughnut to Eloise .There was no thrill , no increase over the regular seventy-six beats a minute of his heart to tel lh im that love had j ust passed by in a pink hat .Unti l eighty-thirty that night Sergeant Gray
was obnoxiously virtuous . H e had met an Eng
l ish noncom in the camp, and was studiously emdeavouring to copy that gentleman
’ s carriage anddignity. And the attraction of the new surroundings had turned the attention of the troop fromhim and his wager to other things . A discovery,too , of certain conditions in the barracks distracted them .
“A week here, growled the second mess ser
geant,“and we ’ l l all have to be dipped .
”
“Might as well get used to it, old son, said
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Sergeant Gray,and hummed a littl e ditty to the
effect that “They are wild, simply wild, over
me .”
But with the fal l ing of darkness the high spirits of the crowd broke loose . That night therewas a battle royal in the barracks . The lowersquad room
,which housed among others the N .
C . O ’ s , decided to raid the two upper squad rooms .Word of this having been passed up, the uppersquad rooms were prepared . At the top of thestairs were stat ioned the fire buckets , fil led to thetop, and a pile of coal stolen from the kitchen andsecretly conveyed to the upper floor by means ofbaskets , a window and a rope .Twice the lower squad reached the top of thestaircase
,amid wild yells and much splashing of
water. The hall and stairs were running smal lrivers . Coals, recklessly flung down
,were sal
vaged l ike hand grenades by the attacking forceand thrown back again .
The noise penetrated to august quarters, andthe sentry at the door
,placed there for j ust such
an emergency, having been infected with the maddesire to fight, and being at that moment in the
act of climbing the coal rope to attack the enemyfrom the rear, an officer with a flash was at thedoor before he was seen .
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Followed instantaneous quiet with the onlysound the dripping of water down the stai rs . Followed the silent retreat of the warriors to beds,into which they crept ful ly dressed . The offi ce rmoved through the lower squad room . It was extremely quiet save for an occasional deep-throatedsnore . The offi cer smiled grimly and went away.
And in the darkness Sergeant Gray sat up andfelt of his right eye .In the early dawn, hearing the cook stirring, hewent across to the mess hal l
,a strange figure in
his undergarments, with one eye closed and abruise on his forehead as big as an eg . The
cook eyed him angri ly, and addressed him without regard to his dignity as a sergeant .
S ome 0’ you fellows get busy and bring backthat coal you took last night,
” he said . I gotsomething else to do .
”
“Look here, Watt,
” said Sergeant Gray appealingly,
“I ’ l l get the coal for you al l right . Butgive me a piece of raw beefsteak, won
’ t you !Look at this eye.
“Pleased to see it, said the cook with a vindictive glare .
“Forget it, Watt . I’ l l get your coal . See here,
I’ve got leave to morrow, and I want to go to the
ci ty .
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34 Twen ty-Three and a Half Hours”Leave
Well, you can go, for al l of me .
I want,”said Sergeant Gray plaintively, to
get my picture taken . I want to send it to mymother.
Suddenly the cook laughed . H e leaned over
the big serving counter and laughed until he was
weak.
“Picture !” he said . My word ! She’ ll th ink
the Germans have had you ! Say, give me one,will you !”
H e went to the refrigerator, however, and
brought out a piece of raw beef.It should have warned Sergeant Gray , lying
sulki ly on his cot through that bright spring day,the beef over his eye and attracting a multitude
of flies, that no one else had suffered visible in
j ury . The boys came and went blithely, each in
tent on his own affairs . United action had cleaned
up the hal lway and the stairs . But Sergeant
Gray, p icked out as Fate’ s v ictim, lay and dozed
and struck at flies and— waited .
By night the swelling had gone, but a deep blu
ish shadow enci rcled the right eye . Frequent con
sultation of his shaving mirror told himthat hewould have the mark for days, but at least he
could see . That was something. He got up after
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dusk and dressed in the new uniform . Then hewandered about the camp .
H e fel t very lonely. Most of his intimateswere on leave . Round the camp themen loungednegligently. Some one with a mandolin was
strumming it, and from the theatre, where a movieshow was going on
,came the rattle of clapping
hands . Sergeant Gray hesitated at the door, thenhe moved on .
What he wanted was some one to talk to, a girlpreferably. H e wandered past division headquarters, where the chief of staff stood inside awindow roll ing a cigarette ; past the bul l pen , surrounded by its fifteen feet of barbed wire and itsmil itary pol ice .At the edge of the camp he halted . From there
one could see a brilliance reflected in the skythe lights of the port of embarkation, ten milesaway.
Sergean t Gray sighed and sat down on the roadnear an automobile . And somebody spoke to him .
“Can I take you anywhere !” asked the voice .It was young and feminine . Something thathad been aching in Sergeant Gray’ s deep chestsuddenly stopped aching and leaped .
“Thanks ,
” he said .
“I’m not going anywherein particular.
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I j ust thought — explained the voice— “I’m
waiting for the— for a relative and I might aswel l be taking people to the street-car l ine . The
taxis have stopped .
”
A car leaving the camp threw its l ights on her.She was smal l and young and had a pointed chin .
Sergeant Gray got up .
“It’ s awfully good of you , he said . If i tisn’ t too much trouble I ’ l l go to the end of thel ine .
“Get
‘
in , she said briefly.
Sergeant Gray sat back in the l ittle car anddrew a long breath .
“It’ s rather smal l for you, i sn’ t i t !” asked the
girl , throwing in the clutch .
“My brother.
has tofold up too . H e
’
s in France, she added . That’ swhy I like to do things for the soldiers here . It’ sl ike doing something for him .
”
Sergeant Gray pondered this . H e consideredit rather an unusual thing for a girl to havethought of. H e considered that she was as niceas she was pretty . H e also considered that shedrove wel l . Sergeant Gray, who in his leisurehours practiced running a motorcycle with the sidecar in the ai r, paid her tribute of approval .
“We’ l l be over soon, he said with a touch ofp ride .
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She glanced at him, but his face was grave .“What I would l ike to know,
” he proceeded,is what one does when one suspects .”
I am afraid you are trying to be funny, sheobserved coldly, and brought the car to a standsti ll . “
H ere’ s your car l ine .”
H e hesitated . Then he made a wild resolve .“I see it,
” he said agreeably.
“Thanks awfully
for bringing me . We can go back now .
”
She stared at him .
You are not going anywhere !“Why, no,
” he said, trying not to look conscious . “I said that I ’d like to go to the end ofthe car l ine .”
“You’ re there .I only wanted to look at it .Very wel l . Get out and look at it . I don’ t
think you ’ ll find it unusual in any way.
“Look here,
” he said humbly.
“I ’m awfullysorry . I was j ust hungry to talk to some one , andwhen you offered
“I have done exactly as I offered . You wil lplease get out !”
H e got out slowly. H e was overcome withwretchedness and guilt, but her pointed chin washeld high and her face was obstinate.
“Thank you very much,
” said Sergeant Gray,
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and turning drearily commenced his lonely walkback to camp .
H e could hear her behind him backing andturning in the narrow street . H e plodded on,cursing himsel f. If he had had any sense and hadgot out and let her think he was going somewhereThe l ights of the car were close behind himnow . When they were abreast he heard thegrinding of the brakes as i t stopped .
“I don’ t want to be disagreeable,” said the girl ,
beside him .
“I suppose you did want some oneto talk to. I ’ l l take you back if you l ike .”
“I ’d better not bother you any more .”
Suddenly she laughed . In the light from astreet lamp she had caught her first real gl impseof his face .
“Wherever did you get th at eye !” she demanded .
“Fighting,” he said shortly. We had a rough
house at the barracks last night .“I should think you were going to have enough
trouble soon without getting beaten up l ike that,she said with a touch of severity.
“Well , are yougoing to get in !”
H e got in . She had been rather reserved coming down , but now she was more talkative . H is
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l ittle remark about being hungry for some one totalk to had struck home . H er brother had saidsomething like that once . They must get hungryfor girls, nice girls .So now she chattered and she drew from the
tall boy beside her something about himsel f. Itwas not particularly hard to do . Sergeant Grayopened up l ike a flower in the sun . H e explained,for instance, that he was to have a commissionwhen he was twenty-one .
“Unless ,” he admitted,
“I ’m in too bad withthe Old Man .
”
“The Old Man !The general ,
” explained Sergean t Gray, un
aware that the young lady was sitting verystraight H e
’
s hel l— he’ s strong for discipl ine,and all that . And— well , every now and then Islip up on something, and he gets me . It
’
s alwaysme he gets
,
” he finished plaintively and ungrammatically .
But you shouldn’ t do things that are wrong.
Sergeant Gray pondered this amazing statement .
“Perhaps you ’ re right, he acknowledged .
“Ihadn’ t thought of that .”
“You might try being terribly wel l behaved for— ' well , for twenty-four hours .
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L eave 4 1
Do you want me to !“It’ s entirely a matter of your own good, she
said rather coldly.
“I ’ l l do it !” said Sergeant Gray rashly. Not
a misstep for twenty-four hours. H ow ’ s that !”
“It sounds well
The truth is, confided Sergeant Gray,“I ’ve
got to be good . H e’
s watching. H e told me so.
”
And i f you ’ re notShot against a brick wall probably H e
grinned cheerful ly . Think of that hanging over
a fellow, and twenty-three and a hal f hours’ leave
to-morrow“I hope , she said in the motherly tone she as
sumed now and then,“that you are going to be
awfully careful to-morrow .
Did you ever see a cat crossing a wet gutter !
Well , that’ s me to-morrow . This 15 no time to
take any chances .”
At which probably those particular gods that
had Sergeant Gray in thei r keeping l aughed be
hind thei r hands .
The girl stopped the car at the camp, and the
plaything of destiny descended .
“Thank you, awful ly,
” observed the said play
th ing with a considerable amount of warmth in
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his voice . I— perhaps I shal l not see youagain .
”
“I was j ust thinking— what time does your
leave commence to-morrow“At ten-thirty — hopefully.
“I might p ick you up then and take you to the
trolley.
”
“H onestly, would you !
” he asked delightedly.
You know, I— really, I can’ t tel l you how grate
ful I would be .I love to make the taxi men wriggle, was her
rather unsatisfactory reply.
“I’
ll be here, then .
Good night .”
Sergeant Gray saluted and went away. To all
appearances he was a rather overgrown young mantrudging through the mud of a not too-tidy camp
to a barracks that needed carbolising. Actually
he was a Sublimated being favoured of heaven and
floating in a rosy cloud of dreams .“H alt !” said a guard, and threw his rifle to
port arms . “Who’ s there !”“Sergeant of the H eadquarters Troop, said
the superman .
“Where’ s your pass !
The superman presented it, and the guard in
spected i t closely— the attitude of the M . P . be
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ing that all men are Germans unless proved otherwise .
“Thoroughly satisfactory !” inquired the super
man .
The M . P. grunted .
The sergeant approached him and lowered hisvoice confidential ly.
“Tell you something, he volunteered :
“I ’mnot the same chap who went out on that pass.
What d ’yon mean you ’ re not ! ”
It’ s like this, old son . But first of al l let meask you something. H e glanced about cautiously.
“Man to man , old son— do you believe inlove at first sight !”
“Last fel low who tried being funny round
here,” said the guard grimly,
“had a chance tolaugh himself to death in the bull pen .
”
“No heart !” sighed the sergeant, moving on ,stil l on air. No soul ! No imagination ! Goodnight, my sad and lonely friend . Good night !”
H e moved on , singing in a very deep bass'
“Oh, promiseme that some day you and I
May take our love te tum, te tum, te tum.
The chief of staff,who had also discovered that
his quarters needed fumigation, raised from an uneasy pi llow and groaned disgustedly.
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Stop that noise out there !” he bawled throughthe window beside him.
The superman recognised neither the voice northe new quarters of the staff .
“Minion,” he said, halting and address ing the
window,
“hast never loved ! ”
Then he moved on , stil l in a roseate cloud theexact shade of a certain pink hat .
That wemay take our love and faith renew ,
Anal find the hol lows where those violets
grew-w-w
H is voice died away, swallowed up in distanceand the night .
When he went into the lower squad room asort of chant greeted him from the beds : “Where,oh where’ s the sergeant been !And the reply shouted lusti ly : Out gettingmeasured for a shave .”
H e undressed quietly, and salvaging the pieceof beefsteak from under his pil low got into bedand placed it careful ly over his eye .
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go wrong that day, nothingmar the perfection ofit or curtail his leave .But he failed to count the camp quartermaster ;and that Destiny
,which had taken him in hand
forty-eight hours ago, was making of h im her toy.
Now camp quartermasters are but human .
They have thei r good days and thei r bad, andsometimes i t rather gets on thei r nerves, the eternal examining and determining, for instance , thatevery man of perhaps thirty thousand possessesin perfect condition
2 breeches , O . D . wool, prs.
2 coats, O . D . wool .1 overcoat, O . D . wool .1 sl icker .1 hat .1 cord ( cavalry, infantry, artillery)3 undershirts, cotton .
3 underbreeches, cotton, prs.
5 socks , l ight wool , prs .
5 shirts, flannel , O . D .
2 shoes, field, prs.
Sergeant Gray’ s Destiny, working by deviousways
,had given the camp inspector a headache, a
bad breakfast,a shirt lost by the laundry and a
wigging by somebody or other. Into the bargain
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i t was a fine day for golf and here he was lookingover breeches
,O . D . wool , pairs , two ; and so on .
Into the barracks then came fate in the shapeof the camp inspector, military of figure and mil itant of disposition, to count the pins for shel te rhalves , for instance , and generally to do anythingbut swing a golf club
,as his heart desi red . The
men l ined up by thei r equipment and the inspectorwent down the line . And he opened, by evi lchance, Sergeant Gray
’ s condiment can and foundthe space-to-let notice inside.
H e looked at it, and then he looked at the tal lsergeant . Now to save al l he could of his twentythree and a half hours ’ leave Sergean t Gray hadput on his new uniform
,which was against the
rules . H e had obeyed the regulations exactly asto his hat cord
,whistle, collar insignia, buttons
and shoes . Otherwise from his healthy skin to hisputties he wore not a single issue article .The second mess sergeant eving him before in
spection had warned him .
“You’ l l get into trouble with that outfit,
Gray ,” he had said . And Gray had replied that
i f he did i t would be his trouble .“Possibly,
” had been the second mess sergeant’ scomment . “But if you put him in a bad humourand get him started— there ’ ll be hel l to pay.
”
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48 Twenty-Three and a Half Hours ! L eave
And now there was to be hel l to pay . And theinspector
,who might have been expected to walk
in one door and out another but did not, stood offand surveyed
'
himcoldly .
Issue uniform !” he demanded .
N -no, si r.”
Take i t off !”
Sergeant Gray obeyed . Once off, the ful l extent of his iniquity, as to his undershirt, underbreeches and socks
,was revealed .
“Scrap the clothing th is man is wearing, or
dered the inspector. And to Sergeant GrayShow me your issue uniforms .”
Now the sergeant was hard on clothing, andparticularly on breeches . Also he had give n oneuniform to Watt, the cook . The single one hewas able to produce was badly worn ; so badly,indeed, that the camp inspector with his two handstore the breeches apart, at a vital spot, and flungthem on the floor. Something in Sergeant Gray ’
s
breast seemed to tear also and sink to the floor.“Scrap this one also,
” ordered the camp inspector.
“Sir ventured Sergeant Gray desperately.
But the camp inspector had discovered something
,namely : That the issue uniforms of the
H eadquarters T roop of the th Division were
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MAN FROM THE HEAD! UARTERS TROO! OVERSTAYS H IS LEAVEHA! ! EN S To H IM
,UN CLE JIMMY ! ”
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of poor material. Slowly and carefully he wentthrough the lot . Sharply and decis ively, at theend, he gave his orders .
“Scrap every uniform in the troop, he said,and send this order to the camp quartermaster.”
In ten minutes one hundred and ninety-five menstood to attention in their undergarments , and inthe center of each squad room lay a great heap ofdiscarded khaki .
“Leaving us rather stripped
,si r, ventured the
captain .
“They’ve got thei r sl ickers, curtly observed
fate ;“and the quartermaster wil l fix you up all
right .He went out . Jove, what a day for golf !“Sergeant !” called the captain .
H e'
avoided the baleful eyes of his men and
looked out of a window . H e was rather youngand terribly afraid he would laugh .
The supply sergeant,thus called
,came forward
and saluted . H e was a queer figure in his woolens,
and the captain coughed to recover his voice .Put— put on your sl icker,
” he said,
“and carrythis order to the camp quartermaster. Andhurry !”
Now al l the balance of this story rests on thatorder to hurry, for i t came about that the supply
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50 Twenty-Three and a H alf H ours! L eave
sergeant,running
,put his toe under the edge of
a board and fel l heavi ly, and a mil itary pol iceman
,discovering thus that the sergeant wore no
breeches,placed him immediately under arrest .
“Oh,very well ,
” said the supply sergeant po
litely ; and put the order in his sl icker pocket . If
they chose to arrest a man for a thing he couldn ’ t
help let them do it . H e didn’ t absolutely know
what was in the order and i f he could sit in the
bull pen the troop could sit in i ts underwear. It
was nothing whatever to him .
H e grinned malevolently , however, when he
saw the captain and the two l ieutenants of the
troop leaving camp in a machine in the direction
of the city .
“All right, he said to himsel f. We’ l l see
something later, that’ s al l . The old boy wil l be
crazy about this .
The old boy being the general .
In the barracks black despai r was in Sergeant
Gray’ s heart . H e made a wild effort to retrieve
his new uniform from the heap which was to be
carried out and burned, but the troop were a unit
against him .
“Aw,keep stil l !” they said in effect . You
got us into this , and you’ l l stick it out with us .”
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At eleven o’ clock with the glare of frenzy in hiseyes Sergeant Gray put on a slicker, put his passin his pocket and left the barracks . Outside thedoor he hesitated . The sun was gleaming from ahot sky , and there was no wind . The absence ofwind, he felt, was in his favour. During his hurried walk toward the l ittle car he was feel ing inhis mind for some excuse for the sl icker, but hefound himsel f beside the car before he had found
ything to satisfy him .
“You are late, said the gi rl severely.
“Awfully busy morning,” he explained . In
spection and— er— all th at . There ’ s a lot to getready,
” he added mysteriously.
H e was aware of her careful scrutiny, and heflushed guiltily. As for the girl , she seemed satisfied with what she saw . H e was a gentleman ,clearly . But a sl icker !
“You’d better take that raincoat back, sheobserved “You won’ t need it . It’ s going to beclear and hot .”
“I guess I’ l l take i t, anyhow .
! You’ l l be checking it somewhere, and then forgetting to get i t again.
”
H e was frightful ly uneasy. She was the sortof girl who seemed bent on getting her own way .
So he muttered something about having a cold,
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and she countered with a flat statement that hewould get more i f he dressed too warmly.
They had reached what amounted to an impassewhen a small boy flung a card into the car.
“Don’ t bother about it,” said the girl as he
stooped to get i t . “I have one in my pocket foryou .
”
“Thanks, awfully , said the sergeant , rather
surprised . What is it ! A theatre ticket ! ”
She did not reply at once . H e saw that theywere passing the end of the trol ley l ine and goingon . H e had a l ittle thri l l of mingled delight anduneasiness . H e had had no plans particularly,except to see her again . H is only program hadbeen destroyed in the bonfire.
Sud denly she drew the l ittle car up beside theroad .
“H ave you anything you want particularly to
do to-day she asked .
“I was j ust going to play round .
Would you like to do a real serv ice ! A national se rvice !”
“I seem to be doing it most of the time ,” he
observed with some bitterness .“You said yesterday you were going to have
your picture taken .
”
Good heavens , was this marvel, this creature
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54 Twenty-Three and a Half Hours ! Leave
from another world, going to ask for his photograph !
“I would,but this eye
See here, she Said briskly. I want you to
get your picture taken . I want i t for a specialreason . And I want you to go”! she fel t in herpocket and pulled out a card I want you to go
to this man.
”
“I see,
” he said, and took the card . Friend
of yours !“Certainly not !”
Does he take good photographs !I don’ t know . You might read the card .
H e read it careful ly. It merely stated thatJ . M . Booth of a certain number on Twenty
Second Street made excellent photographs very
cheap, fil led rush orders for soldiers, and gave
them a special discoun t . H e even turned it over,but the other side was blank
I don’ t get it, I guess , he said at last .
What’ s the answer !”
“The more I see of army men the less imagina
tion I find,” was her surprising reply.
“I took
that card last night to the— to an officer I know ;and he was j ust l ike you . I hope you put more
intel ligence into your fighting than you do into
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L eave 55
other things . H ow many soldiers do you supposehave gone to that man !”
“Well,I ’ l l be one, anyhow .
H e rose‘ gallantly to the occasion .
“A good many hundred,probably . As each div i
sion comes in and gets leave they all run to getthei r pictures taken
,don’ t they ! And they want
them by a certain time ! Why ! Because they ’ regoing to sail , of course .
“There ’ s no argument on my part .But suppose that man’ s name isn’ t Booth !
Suppose I told you he ’d once been the court photographer at V ienna !
”
Sergeant Gray whistled .
“Are you tell ing me that !“I am . My dressmaker is in the same building.
She told me . H e showed her a lot of photographsof the royal familyEvery boy has longed at some period of his l i feto be a detective . Sergeant Gray suddenly fel tthe fine frenzy of the sleuth . But there was disappointment too.
“So that’ s why you picked me up last night !“Not at all. But i t’s why I came for you this
morn ing.
”
“Would you mind explaining that !“Not at all . I picked you up because I carry
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al l the boys I can to the street car. But after wehad talked I felt you would understand . Someof them wouldn’ t .”
Sergeant Gray at once put on the expressionof one who understood perfectly . But happeningto glance down , the better to reflect, he saw thatthe sl icker had sl id back an inch or so
,reveal ing
that amount of a knee that was not covered withkhaki . H e blushed furiously, but the gi rl
’
s eyeswere on the road ahead .
”
“I do hope you’ ll help me out, she was saying.
It wouldn’ t be of any use for me to go, youknow . But I ’ l l go with you . I
’
ll be your sisteri f you don’ t mind .
”
It was on the tip of his tongue to say that therewere other relationships he would prefer, but hedid not . She was not that sort of a girl . And hewas uneasily aware, too, that her interest in himwas purely academic . Not that he put it thatway, of course .
“The one thing you mustn’ t do, she warned
him,
“ i s to tel l when you actually sail . I thoughtyou might say that the submarine trouble has heldup al l sailings , and you
’ re not going for a month .
“All right,” he agreed .
“Just when do you sail ! ” she asked suddenly.
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Leave 57
finesse,and here was a point-blank question . H e
an swered it bluntly.
“Sorry . I can’ t tell you .
You’ re a good boy, she said with approval .
I know anyhow, so i t doesn
’ t matter. I j ust wondered if you would tel l .”
“You know a lot of things , was his admiringcomment .H alf an hour later he was fol lowing the girlinto a dingy elevator. H e was suffering the pangsof bitter disappointment, for on his observing thati f the fellow tried to find out when the divisionwas sail ing he would throw him out of the window the girl had turned on him sharply.
“You ’ l l do nothing of the kind, she said .
You’ l l tel l him what we’ve agreed on, and that’ s
al l .”“Al l !
” he had protested .
“And let him getaway with it !”
“We ’ l l decide what to do later, she had an
swered cryptically . And somehow he had fel tthat he had fal len in her estimation .
In the elevator she said out of a clear skyYou’ ll have to take that raincoat off
,of course .
H e swallowed nervously .
“Sure I will , he repl ied . But— look here,you don’ t mind if I ask you to stay out while I ’m
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being done, do you ! I— I’mfunny about pic
tures . I don’ t l ike any one round . ! ueer thing,”
he went on desperately, seeing her face .“Always
been like that . I“I didn’ t come here to see you have a photo
graph taken ,” she replied coldly.
For the next hal f hour he did not see her. H e
was extremely busy.
J . M . Booth proved to be a slow worker. Sergeant Gray, who had been recently mixing withal l races in the Army
,was quick to see that he
spoke fluent English with a slight burr.“French, aren
’ t you !” he asked genial ly whileMr. Booth shifted the scenery .
“Alsatian,” corroborated Mr. Booth . But this
is my country. I have even taken an Americanname . Now if you wil l remove the raincoatSergeant Gray moved a step nearer to him .
he explained in a low tone . “Nothingunder it . You’ l l have to shoot as I am .
”
NO uniform !”
No un i form . What d ’
you think of a countrythat wil l send fel lows to fight l ike that, eh !
”
Mr. Booth ’s smal l black eyes peered at himsuspiciously.
“Is i t possible !” he demanded . This greatcountry, so rich , and— no uniforms .
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Mr. Booth was moistening his l ips .“It’ s sad news ,
” he observed .
“I— but this
Liberty motor— I understand it’ s a success .“You’d better not ask me about that,
” said thesergeant gravely. Ever s ince my brother wentdown
“Went down 9 Fel l !
Aviation . Engine too heavy for the wings .Got up a hundred feet— first plane, you know ,
testing it out . AndH e drew a long breath .
“I wonder, said Mr. Booth, i f you wouldcare for a l ittle drink ! I keep some here for theboys . The city’ s a dry place for soldiers . It
’ l lcheer you up .
”
“I ’m off l iquor. It was the first truth he hadspoken for some time, and it sounded strange tohis ears . “Rotten food and al l that. Can’ t drink .
That’s straight .”
It had not been lost on him that Mr. Booth wasendeavoring to conceal a vas t cheerfulness ; alsothat his refusal to drink was unexpected .
“Better havethe picture, old top,” he observed .
Bette r get thi s eye on the off side, hadn’ t you !”
For some five minutes Mr. Booth alternatelydisappeared under a black cloth and reappearedagain. The sergeant felt that under a pretence of
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focus ing he was being subj ected to a close serutiny , and bore himself carefully and well .When at last i t was over Mr. Booth put a question .
“Want these in a hurry, I suppose !”
“H urry ! Why !”
Most of the boys are j ust about to sail . Theycome in here and give me two days, three days .
It is not enough .
“Well , I can give you a month if you want it .You’ re not going soon , then !
”
I should say not ! Do you think Uncle Sam’ sgoing to trust any transports out with these German submarines about ! I guess not !
”
There was no question as to Mr. Booth’ s excitement now . H is round face fairly twitched .
“But you cannot know that,” he said .
“That
is camp talk, eh !”
“Not on your l ife !” said the sergeant, and wentcloser to him .
“I got a cousin in headquarters ; andhe saw the order from Washington.
”
“What was the order ! You remember it,
“All orders for troops to sail during month ofJune canceled,
” l ied the sergeant gl ibly .
“Notl ikely to forget that , old top, with a month toplay round in your dear old town .
”
H e was fil led with admiration of himsel f. And
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under that admiration was swell ing and growinga great loathing for the creature before him . H e
would fill himwith lies as ful l as he would hold .
And then he would get him . But he would consul t the girl about that . She had forbidden violence, but when she knew the factsH e gave his name and put down a deposit .“You are sure you are in no hurry ! ” asked Mr.
Booth , scrutinising him careful ly .
“I wish I was as sure of a uniform .
The girl was waiting, and together they wentdown to the street . Though her eyes were eagershe asked no questions . She preceded SergeantGray to the l ittle car and got in . And suddenlya chil l struck to the sergean t’ s heart .On the pavement, eying him with cold and
glittering eyes , Were the stable sergeant, the troopmess sergeant
,the second mess sergeant and two
corporals . Like himsel f they wore slickers to covercertain deficiencies , and unl ike him they wore anexpression of cold and calculating deviltry .
“H ello !” they said, and surrounded him .
H aving a good time !”
H e cas t an agonised glance at the car. The
girl was looking ahead .
“Pretty fair,
” he repl ied ; and calculated the
distance to the car.
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We ’ve been keeping an eye open for you,said the stable sergeant, stepping between him andthe car. “We want to have a word with you .
“I ’ l l meet you somewhere There was pleading in his voice . Anywhere you say, in an hour .
”
Their faces were cold and unrelenting.
“In a halfhour, then .
”
“What we ’ve got to do won’ t wait, observedthe stable sergeant . “
H ow do you think we likegoing about like this anyhow ! Our only chanceto have a time, and going round l ike a lot of lunatics . We warned you
,didn’ t we ! We
Sergeant Gray knew what was coming. H e hadknown it with deadly certainty from the momenthe saw that menacing group
,cold of eye but hot
of face . And strong as he was he was no matchfor five of them, hardened with months of training and infuriated with outrage .
“I ’m with a young lady, fellows, he pleaded .
Don’ t make a row here . If you ’ l l onlywait
“Oh , there won’ t be any row,
” observed thestable sergeant . “You take off that slicker
,that’ s
allNot here ! For heaven ’ s sake, fel lows, not on
the street ! I tel l you I ’ve got a girl with me .A nice girl . A
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The s table sergeant hesitated and glanced toward the car.
“All right, he said . But we’ re going to takethat sl icker back to camp . We promised thetroop . You can step inside that door. I guessthat’ s satisfactory !”
H e glanced at the group,which nodded grimly .
For an instant Sergeant Gray was tempted torun and chance it, but the girl had turned her headand was watching them curiously. H ope died inhim . H e could neither run nor fight . And thegroup closed in on him .
’Bout face— march !” said the stable ser
And he marched .
Inside the hal lway, behind the elevator, however; he turned loose with his fists . H e foughtdesperately
,using his long arms with accuracy and
precision . One of the corporals went down first.The second mess sergeant fol lowed him . But theresul t was inevitable . Ins ide of three minutes thegirl saw the l ittle group returning to the street .One corporal held a handkerchief to his l ip, andthe first mess sergeant was holding together asl icker which had no longer any Clasps. The stable sergeant
,however, was calm and happy. H e
carried a sl icker over his arm .
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Sergeant Gray ’ s compliments, miss, he said ,saluting. Then, as an afterthought of particular
fiendishness :“And he will be engaged for some
time. If you would take charge of this sl icker
he ’ l l be much obliged to you .
”
H e saluted again,and the group swaggered
down the street .
The girl sat in the car and looked after them .
Then she glanced at the slicker, and a little frowngathered between her eyes . H ad he, against her
orders,gone back to deal with Mr. Booth alone !
She was mystified and not a l ittle indignant, and
when she started the car again i t was with a j erk
of i rri tation .
Inside the hallway, behind the elevator, cursedand raged Sergeant Gray. At every step in thedoorway he shook with apprehension . Behind
him stretched a wooden staircase,toward which he
cast agonised eyes . The elevator came down , discharged its passengers
,filled again and went up .
Outside in the bril l iant street thousands of feet
passed, carrying people ful ly clothed and entitled
to a place in the sun . Momentarily he expected
the cl imax of his wretchedness— that the girl
would tire of waiting and come into the build
ing . H e plucked up courage afte r a time to peer
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round the corner of the elevator. The car wasgone .
“What’ l l she think of me !” he groaned .
Wild schemes of revenge surged in him . Murder wi th torture was among them . And alwayswhile he cursed and planned his eyes were on thestaircase behind him .
Came a time, however, when the elevator descended empty
,and the elderly man on the stool
inside prepared to read a newspaper. H e wasstartled by a husky whisper j ust beneath his leftear.
“Say, come here a minute, will you !H e turned . Through the gril le beside him adesperate face with one black eye was staring at
him .
“Come here yourself, he returned uneasily .
With a wild rush the owner of the face cata
pulted into the elevator and closed the grating.
Then he turned and faced him .
“Run me up,quick !”
Good God !” said the elevator man .
There were steps in the entrance . With a frenzied gesture Sergeant Gray, of the H eadquarters
T roop of the th Division , gave a pull at the
lever. The car descended with a j erk .
“Leggo that thing.
” said the elevator man , now
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fright, and besides he had recognised the boy’ s
service hat .“Soldier, aren
’ t you !Yes . Look here, oldman , I
’m in a devi l of amess . Lot of our fel lows , met them outsidei t’ s a j oke . I ’ ll j oke them !” he added v indic
tively .
“Some fel lows got a queer idea of humour,”ob
served the elevator man .
“I might send out foryou . Got any money !”
The ful l depth of his helplessness struck Sergeant Gray then and turned him cold . H is money, thirty-nine dollars and sixteen cents, was inthe sl icker.
“They took my money too.
The elevator man’ s face grew not less interested but more suspicious .
“Why don’ t you get a good story while you’ reat i t ! ” he demanded .
“Looks l ike you’ re running
away from something.
“Great heavens , I should think I amYou fel lows,
” observed the elevator man,think you can come to this town and raise helland then pull some soldie r stuff and get out of it .Well , you haven
’ t any effect on me .”
The buzzer in the cage had been ringing insistently.
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“I’ll have to go down . Crawl out, son .
Crawl out ! Where to ! ”
Don’ t know . Can ’ t let you in an office . Youmay find some place .” H e threw open the door.“Out with you he commanded .
“ I ’ l l look youup later .
“Run me to the cel lar, gasped Sergeant Gray.
Tailor’ s shop there . Full of girls .”
With a hoarse imprecation Sergeant Gray leftthe elevator and scuttled down the hal lway. To
his maddened ears the place was ful l of sounds ,of voices inside doorways and about to emerge, offootsteps , of hideous laughter. H e had wild vis ions of finding a window and a roo f, even ofj umping Off i t . Then— he saw on a door thename of J . M . Booth , Photographer ; and hope
leaped in his heart .H e opened the door cautiously and peered within . All was silent . On the table in the receptionroom lay stil l open the album with which the girlhad amused herself while she waited, and over acouch— oh
,j oy supreme — there was flung an In
dian blanket . H e caught it up and wrapped itabout him ; and the madness left him . Such as itwas, he was clothed .
Stil l cautiously, however, he advanced to the
studio. All was quiet there, but beyond he could
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hear water running, and'
the careful handl ing ofphotographers ’ plates . Mr . Booth , erstwhile ofV ienna, was within and busy . It i rked the sergeant profoundly that to such unworthy refugehe was driven for shelter, but he squared his shoulders and advanced . Then suddenly he heard footsteps in the outer room , footsteps that advanceddel iberately and relentlessly.
Wild fear shook him again . H e looked roundhim frantical ly
,and then sought refuge . In a
corner behind a piece of scenery which was in
tended to show the s itter in an Ital ian garden ,Sergeant Gray of the th Divis ion soughtshameful sanctuary.
Somewhat late r in the day the general , havinga broiled squab and mushrooms under glass in awindow at the best restaurant in the city
,put on
his glasses and looked out over the surging tide inthe bril l iant sunlight of the street . Just oppositehim , moving sedately, was a group of soldiers .
“I wish you’d tel l me,” said the general testily
to the aide-de-camp whose particular j oy it was tolunch with him,
“what the deuce those fellows aredoing in sl ickers on a day l ike this .”
“No accounting for the vagaries of enl istedmen, si r,
” returned the aide, ordering a a’
emi-tasse.
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T that exact moment the elevator man , having a moment’s leisure after the lunch rush,
made his way back along the corridor where hehad left a wild-eyed refugee . All was quiet . Inthe office of the National Asphalt Company thecl icking of typewriters showed that no fleeing soldier, seeking sanctuary and a pair of trousers, hadupset the day ’ s pavements . Dolls and Wigs wascalm . Coat Fronts remained inadequate and stil l .H e wandered back
,his face twisted in a dry
grin . Then suddenly from Booth , Photographer,he heard a wild yell . This was followed by thecrash of a heavy body, a number of smotheredoaths and a steady softish thud that sounded extremely l ike the impact of fists on flesh .
The elevator man opened the door of Booth ,Photographer’ s , anteroom and stuck his head in .
The studio beyond showed something on the floorthat sti rred in the wrapping of an Indian blanket,while stepping across i t and on it a mad thing inundergarments and a se rvice hat was del iveringblows at something unseen .
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L eave
The elevator man careful ly reached a hand inside the door and took out the key. Then asstealthi ly he closed the door
,locked it from the
outside , and moved back swiftly to his cage,where the buzzer showed that the carpet cleaningcompany which occupied the fourth floor was in ahurry and didn’ t care who knew it .At the end of twenty minutes two roundsmenwent up in the cage . Going up they learned ofthe prel iminaries .
“Crazy, I guess, fin ished the elevator man .
H e looked crazy,now I think about it . Proba
bly kil led the lot by this time . Where do youfel lows hide
,anyhow ! ”
Back in Booth , Photographer, there was a com
plete and awful silence . Revolvers ready , thedoor was opened and the roundsmen sprang in .
It looked l ike the worst . The Indian blanket normoved nor quivered . A chai r, overturned, lay ontop of it
,and against that there leaned tips ily a
photographer’ s screen,on which was painted, in
grays and whites , an Italian garden .
“I ’m glad to see you,” called a cheery voice .
“I ’m glad to see you !”
Standing in the doorway of the dressing roomwas a tall young man . H e held a brush in hishand and was stil l sl icking down his hai r.
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L eave 73
H ow are you , anyhow !” demanded the tal l
young man , and proceeded to shake down the legof a pai r of black trousers “A trifle short , aren
’ tthey !” he observed “But they’ re a darn sightbetter than nothing !”
“Get him,Joe,
” said one of the officers casually, and walked toward the inner room .
“Oh, I’ l l go along all right,
” said SergeantGray bl ithely .
“It’ s worth the price . I ’m onlysorry you didn’ t see it . I
“Joe '” called the other officer from the innerroom . Come here, wil l you !
”
“Mind if I go along !” asked Sergeant Gray .
“I ’d like to look at ’ em again . I want to remember how they look all the rest of my l i fe .”
Joe nodded, and Sergeant Gray led the way to
the studio. In a corner, roped tightly to a chair,sat Booth , Photographer. H e was bleeding profusely from a cut on the lip and another over theeye , his head was bobbing weakly on his shoulders ,and he wore
,to be exact
,one union suit minus two
buttons on the chest and held together by a safetypin .
Joe stumbling over the Indian blanket heardit groan beneath him,
and uncovered a stout gentleman in a cutaway coat and with his col lar tornOff.
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Pretty good, eh !” demanded Sergean t Gray.
Sorry about the col lar, though . Booth’ s is toosmall for me .
“Want an ambulance ! ” inquired the elevatorman with unholy j oy in his eyes .
“Yes . Better have one .” And to the wreckage : “You gentlemen wil l be al l right,
” said Joe .
“H ow’d this happen, anyhow !“I ’ l l tel l you,
” volunteered the sergeant .They’ re spies , that
’ s what they are . Germanspies . D ’yon get it ! And I
“Aw, shut up !” said the first roundsman, weari
ly.
“Take him along
,Joe . Now,
how d ’
you feel ,Mr. Booth !”
“But I tell youYou don ’ t tell me anything. You go. That’ s
Oh, V ery well , said Sergeant Gray cheerfully .
“You ’ l l be sorry. That’ s all . Come on ,Joe . H e raised his voice in song.
“Where do we go from here, Joe, where do wego from here !” he sang in a very deep bass .At the centre table he stopped, however, withJoe’ s revolver very close to him,
and consultedMr. Booth ’ s watch which, with all of his moneybut car fare back to camp, lay in a heap there .You might hurry a bit, Joe,
” he suggested
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Suddenly the general laughed . The aidelaughed also . Aides always laugh when the general does . It is etiquette . When the general hadstopped laughing he became very military again ,and swore .We’ l l look into it, Tommy, he said . It ’ s
a damned shame . Somebody’ s going to pay fori t through the nose .This is a l ittle-used phrase , but the general hadread it somewhere and adopted it . It meanscopiously.
H e was not aware, natural ly, that SergeantGray was al ready paying for i t, copiously.
It was at that precise moment that a l ittle cardrew up outside his quarters . The general smiledand rol led himsel f a cigarette .Bring me another cup of coffee, he ordered,
“and get another chair, Tommy .
”
The girl came in . She kissed the general onhis right cheek
,and then on his chin, and then
stood back and looked at him .
“I ’m in trouble,Uncle Jimmy,
” she said . Ifa man from the H eadquarters T roop overstays hisleave what happens to him !”
“Court-martialed ; maybe shot, repl ied the
general with a glance at Tommy, who did not seeit as he was looking at the girl .
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a Half H ours’
Leave 77
But if it is my faul tThen you ’ l l be shot, said the general cheerily.
Now see here,Peggy, if you don
’ t let my youngmen alone What’ s that you ’ re carrying !
“It’ s a sl icker !” said PeggyThe general looked at Tommy, and Tommylooked back .
Peggy told her story,and showed, toward the
end,an alarming disposition to cry .
“H e knew something,
” she said . That— thatman Booth was a spy, Uncle Jimmy. I couldhear him asking al l sorts of questions , and whenthe sergeant came out his face was
“Sergeant,eh ! ” interrupted Uncle Jimmy .
Any sergeants from the H eadquarters T roop onleave
, Tommy !“I ’ l l find out, si r.Tommy went away .
“ I had got into the car, and he was coming,when three or four other soldiers came along.
They all went back into the building, and 1— 1
thought they were going to get Mr. Booth . Butpretty soon they came out without him, and one ofthem gave me this slicker ; and —and they all
went away .
”
“Good Lord !” said the general suddenly. The
young devi ls ! The— the young scamps ! So that
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78 Twenty-Three and a H alf H ours’
L eave
was it . Now look here, Peggy,” he said
,bending
forward with a twinkle . “I— well I understand,
I can’ t explain , but it was j ust mi schief. Youryoung man ’ s al l right, though where he
’ s hiding
H e broke off and chuckled .
“H e is not at all the hiding sort .Under certain ci rcumstances
,Peggy, ob
served the general ,“any man wil l hide— and
should .
Some ' time later, at approximately the hourwhen Sergeant Gray’ s twenty-three and a hal fhours ’ leave was up, the little car started for thecity. It contained one anxious young lady, onegeneral who rolled constant cigarettes andchuckled
,and one aide on the folding seat in the
back, rather resentful because there was no adequate place for his legs .
“I’m going along, Tommy, the general hadsaid . It promises to
‘
be rather good,and I need
cheering Besides,under the ci rcumstances , a
member of Miss Peggy’s familyAt the building on Twenty-second Street thegeneral got out
,leaving Peggy discreetly in the
car. H e was a large and very military figure, andhe summoned the elevator man with a single commanding gesture .
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I want to know, said the general fixing himwith a cold eye
,
“whether you happened, yesterday afternoon
,to have seen about here an enlisted
man without a uniform !”“ I did ,
” said the elevator man unctuously.
You did— what !”
I did see him .
”
“Say, prompted the aide .I did— s i r. It plainly hurt to say it.
“When and where did you see him last !”“At one-thirty, getting into a pol ice wagon
Exactly,” said the general . You of course
provided him with clothing before the —erarrest .”
“I did not, said the elevator man, who hadby now decided that no man could bully him,
even if he did wear two stars . “H e stole a suit .
And before he did that he like to killed twomen . Mr. Booth , he
’ s in the hospital now ; andas for the other gentleman, he was took away ina taxi last night . If he was one of your men, al lI got to say is
“Of no importance whatever, finished the general coldly.
“Find out where he was taken, headded to Tommy, and stalked out . The elevatorman followed himwith resentful eyes.
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80 Twen ty -Three and a Half Hours’ Leave
You tel l Pershing, or the Secretary of War,or whatever that is,
”he
’
said venomously,“ that
his pet wi ld cat is in the central police station . Iexpect he’ s in a padded cel l . Good-by .
”
An hour later the l ittle car stopped in front of
the best restaurant in town and the general assisted
his niece to get out . From the folding seat be
hind, two pai rs of long legs, one in khaki and
one in black rather too short,disentangled them
selves and followed . The best restaurants in
town in the morning present a dishabille appear
ance of sweepers,waiters without coats and gen
eral dreariness ; but the general took the place bystorm .
“Table for four, he said . Now that he was
doing the thing he was minded to do itmagnificently.
“Sit down, sergeant. Tommy, run and
telephone, as I told you, to the Department ofJustice . Got to nail those fellows quick.
”
As one newly awakened from sleep Sergeant
sat down beside Peggy. H e presented, up to the
neck, the appearance of a Mr. Booth suddenly
elongated as to legs and arms . From the neck
up he was a young man who had found one
hundred and seventy-five dollars and the only gi rl
in the world .
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L eave 81
The general ordered breakfas t for four. Thenhe glanced up from the menu .
“Suit you al l right, Gray !”
Splendidly, si r— unless H e hesitated .
Go ahead,” said the general . You ’ve earned
the right to choose what you l ike .“ I was going to suggest, si r, that I ordinari ly
have a bran muffinThe general put down the menu and stared athim . Then he chuckled .
Might have known it would be you !” he obse rved . But c
’
est la guerre, Gray. C’
est la
guerre .
’ We ’ l l have them .
”
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L eave
But there was more to come , for Se rgeant Gravhad spied his enemy and was minded to haveofficial confirmation of a certain fact . Before thestable sergean t ’ s incredulous eyes he beheld Gray,of the undergarments , gauze, et cetera, advanceto the general and salute, and then remark in avery distinct tone :
“It was very kind of you, si r, to ask me tobreakfast .”
The general looked about under his gray eyebrows and perceived a situation .
“Not at all ,” he replied in an equally distinct
voice . “Glad you liked my bran muffins .The stable sergeant, who was carrying a saddle ,dropped it . H ad he not been stooping he wouldhave observed something very l ike a wink on themost military countenance in America . It wasdirected at Tommy.
“Good -by, Sergeant Gray, said the pretty girl ,holding out her hand .
“I— I think you are the
bravest person ! And you wil l write, won’ t you ! ”
“I wish I was as sure of my commission .
”
The stable sergeant swallowed hard .
“But you’ ll get that now, of course . I’ l l go
right in and tel l Uncle Jimmy.
”
“Oh,I say !” protested Sergean t Gray . You
—you mustn ’ t do that, you know .
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L eave 85
“Aw, rats !
” muttered the stable sergeant ; andclutching the saddle furiously moved away . Upthe road he met a military policeman , and stoppedhim .
“Better grab that fel low . H e indicated Sergeant Gray behind him
,now shamelessly holding
the hand of the general ’ s niece .“Why !”
Awol , repl ied the stable sergeant darklybeing military brevity for absent without leave .“And . you might observe, he added,
“ that heisn’ t in uniform .
”
The girl got into the l ittle car. H at in hand,eyes ful l of many things he dared not put intowords, Sergeant Gray of the H eadquarters T roopof the th Division watched her start thecar, smile into his eyes and move away. H e
came to at a touch on his arm .
“What ’ re you doing in that outfit demandedthe M . P . sharply .
“H aving an acute attack of heart trouble , i f
you want to know,
” said the sergeant, s taringafter the l ittle car .
“H ave to arrest you .
Oh , go to it !” said the sergeant bl i thely .
“ I ’m used to i t now . Look here,” he added,
your name’ s not Joe,by any chance !
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86 Twenty -Three and a Half Hours’ Leave
You know my name, said the M . P . sourly .
Sorry,”reflected the sergeant . “Don’ t mindi f I cal l you Joe, do you ! Always l ike the menwho arrest me to be called Joe . It’ s lucky.
”
H e stopped and looked back ; the l ittle carwas almost out of sight .
“All right, Joe, old top !” he said blithely. And
he sang in a deep bass
Where do we go fromhere, boys !Where do we go fromhere!All the way fromBroadway to the
Jersey City pier .
”
H is voice died away. In his eyes there wassuddenly that curious blend of hope and sadnesswhich shines from the faces of those who loveand, loving, must go away to war.
“Wait a minute, Joe ,” he said .
And,turning
,looked back again . The l ittle
car was stil l in sight, and the girl , standing upin it, waved her hand .
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