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DamnItsNgaco @DamnItsNgaco · 3 jam 3 jam yang lalu

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DamnItsNgaco @DamnItsNgaco · 8 6eiBamu itu bagaikan Balsium bagiku-- % 7a7 kok Balsium si7 % Iya1 Barna aku asti akanrau7 jika tana Bamu

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tu7an jika dia bukan jogo7ku1 jodo7kanla7 aku dengan adiknya OO eh



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Balau kamu engen unya acar yang eka--- Aacaran aja sama tumbu7an utri malu---O Nasehat

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cie yang lagi kangen sama orang tai orangnya masa bodo-- cieeeeeeM

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bole7 ketawa kan ya7 2 ciyaan



uk uk yang agi ada di brot7er .one1 status itu asti berlalu 24

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aku ma7 aa atu7 cuma bubur gosong dimata kamu 2)

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selamatagi jomblo jomblo yang sedang usa7a memoduskan orang untuk jadi gebetan--


DamnItsNgaco @DamnItsNgaco · /' #rkuda aa yang bikin baer kudaati kamu balikan sama mantanmu 2)


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tu7an jika dia bukan jogo7ku1 jodo7kanla7 aku dengan adiknya OO eh


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Truk aja gandengan1 masa om enggak O korbaniklan

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laku itu bukan diliat dari kamu banyak acar- tsaa777M O bijakbajak


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O DearJomblo ngeliat mantan 6oveon duluan itu engalaman buruk1 t coba de7 ngaca1ternyata waja7mu tak seburuk nasibmu- Bee calm

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O SoSweet itu adala7 ketika anda membenci saya1 t anda tak mengenal & tak tau siaa sayasebenarnya-



6au mandi1 tai lebi7 enak lagi kalo kamu yg mandiin 2% O SalahFokus



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