WR I T T EN BY MARY ANN KOEN IG

& D EN I S E PAPAS ME ECHAN

T U N E I N , T U R N O N D R O P D E A D

A GROUP OF E LD ER L Y RAUCOUS F R I END S R UN S I N TO TROU B L E

W I TH TWO R IVA L DRUG GANGS WHEN TH EY R E UN I T E ON A

WEEK END OF DE BAUCHERY TO TAKE L SD ON TH E YOUNGE S T

MEMBER OF TH E GROUP ’ S 75 TH B I R THDAY .

L O G L I N E :

S E X , D R U G S A N D Y O U R G R A N D P A R E N T S

HE I NV I T E S H I S F R I E ND S TO H I S

HOU S E I N MAL I B U TO DROP

AC ID . B U T H E I S AN UNDERCOVER C IA AGENT WHO

I NADVERT ENT L Y DRAGS TH EM

ON ONE OF H I S M I S S ION S- AND I N TO TH E CROS S F I R E OF

A WAR B E TWEEN TWO

I N T ERNAT IONAL DRUG GANGS-WH I L E TH EY ’R E ON TH E I R WE EK END H IGH .

K E R A M I D E S

B R I D G E T

HER FRIENDS DON’T KNOW that under her bathing cap SHE’S packing. she’s ACTUALLY A FUGITIVE ON THE FBI’S MOST WANTED LIST. she’s A 60’S RADICAL ACTIVIST-TURNED INFORMANT who proveS INVALUABLE TO THE SUCCESS OF KERAMIDES’ MISSION.

C L A I R E & F E R D I E

doomsday PREPPERS WITH A SEVERE

DISTrust FOR THE GOVERNMENT AND all

ESTABLISHMENT FIGURES. THEY aRE AT FIRST SUSPICIOUS OF WHAT KERAMIDES IS

GETTING THEM INTO.

BUT THEir military know-how greatly ASSISTs IN THE BATTLE THE GROUP MUST

FACE WITH THE L.A. DRUG GANGS THEY HOPE TO TAKE DOWN.

R A M O N A

HYPER-SEXED AND ALWAYS READY FOR A GOOD TIME, RAMONA HELPS THE GROUP SCORE stronger DRUGS FOR THEIR WEEKEND TRIP AND CRUSADES

FOR better RELATIONS BETWEEN HER FRIENDS AND THE MEXICAN DRUG

GANG (BECAUSE SOME OF THE MEMBERS ARE KIND OF CUTE.)

L Y N E T T E & J E R R Y

SUPER WEALTHY EXHIBITIONISTS WHO KEEP THEIR INCREDIBLY

POWERFUL CONNECTIONS AND POLITICAL JOBS SECRET. EVERYTHING ELSE IS WAY OUT IN THE OPEN THOUGH- WHETHER YOU WANT TO SEE IT OR NOT.

S Y N O P S I SWhen the youngest of them turns 75, the group reunite to drop acid FOR A DEPRAVED

BACK-TO-youth drug-spree WEEKEND on Christmas eve.

HOWEVER, The Group’s leader, Keramides, inadvertently leads his friends into a gang turf war between rival drug gangs while carrying out

a covert op for the Cia.

Los Jodidos led by El Jefe and pre-teen mastermind Slater’s skate punk gang are on the losing end of a gun fight with bridget.

they retaliate by kidnapping keramides’ grandbrat’s christmas present- the cutest puppy in the world.

the stoned seniors trip down hallucinatory lane; running from gangs on a slow speed scooter race during the hollywood christmas parade, performing an old-school troupe breakdance completely naked and getting into hand to hand combat with 12-year-old drug dealers.

Their bonds of friendship are only strengthened as they are drawn into a final

showdown and their secrets of the past and desires of the present are revealed.

• HIRE AGED-OUT ACTORS FOR SUPERSTAR ENSEMBLE (RICHARD ROUNDTREE, FAYE

dUNAWAY, ANN MARGRET, WARREN BEATTY, ELLEN BURSTYN, JON VOIGHT)

• “THE HANGOVER”: Budget: $35 million. 
Box office: $467.5 million

• “BRIDESMAIDS”: BUDGET: $32.5 MILLION. 
BOX OFFICE: $288.4 MILLION

WR I T T EN BY MARY ANN KOEN IG & D EN I S E PAPAS ME ECHAN dgrmom@gmail.com 917-656-2800

TODENISEPAPAS@gmail.com 917-612-0087