Trueblood S04E01

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5600:02:20,005 --> 00:02:23,307Would you like to trya lumiere? They're great!

57

00:02:31,915 --> 00:02:33,849Would you likea lumiere?

5800:02:54,537 --> 00:02:55,737Oh!

5900:02:56,638 --> 00:02:57,939I feel nauseous.

6000:02:57,973 --> 00:02:59,407It'll pass.

6100:03:00,376 --> 00:03:02,644Well done.As you were.

6200:03:02,678 --> 00:03:06,515Wait. Are you like, the headof the faeries or somethin'?

6300:03:06,549 --> 00:03:09,351Oh, hardly.No, I'm your...

6400:03:09,385 --> 00:03:11,120I'm your godmother.You know, it's a...

65

00:03:11,154 --> 00:03:13,455I have a Faerie Godmother?

6600:03:13,490 --> 00:03:17,726Oh, it's not all fun and parties.Some of us have to work.

6700:03:17,761 --> 00:03:21,397Okay, if your job is to look afterme, can I just say you suck?

6800:03:21,431 --> 00:03:23,932Do you know how many times I could


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have used a Faerie Godmother?

6900:03:23,967 --> 00:03:25,467Well, you're stillalive, aren't you?

7000:03:25,502 --> 00:03:28,270You're not exactlyMiss Trouble-Free, you know.

7100:03:28,304 --> 00:03:30,205Come on. Let'senjoy the party.

7200:03:34,477 --> 00:03:35,845

Sookie?

7300:03:37,648 --> 00:03:38,748Barry?Yeah.

7400:03:38,783 --> 00:03:40,284The bellboy?Yeah.

75

00:03:40,318 --> 00:03:41,552How long haveyou been here?

7600:03:41,586 --> 00:03:44,588We just got here. Jesus,can you believe this place?

7700:03:45,990 --> 00:03:48,058Oh, this is my FaerieGodmother, Lloyd.

7800:03:48,092 --> 00:03:49,226Hi.

7900:03:50,695 --> 00:03:52,595Look at everyone.

8000:03:52,630 --> 00:03:55,065Do you realize this is like the one place

in the universe where we're not freaks?

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00:03:56,234 --> 00:03:57,768Well, we're goingto get a drink.

8200:03:57,802 --> 00:04:00,571Once you two are

finished chatting, mingle.

8300:04:03,875 --> 00:04:06,577Would you like a lumiere?A light-fruit.

8400:04:09,014 --> 00:04:10,180Yeah.

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00:04:12,451 --> 00:04:14,252WOMAN 1: Oh, my God!

8600:04:14,286 --> 00:04:15,453Mmm.

8700:04:16,589 --> 00:04:17,789Mmm.

8800:04:19,425 --> 00:04:20,859

Mmm.

8900:04:20,893 --> 00:04:22,594Barry, hold on a sec.

9000:04:22,628 --> 00:04:25,364Mmm. Whoa.

9100:04:25,399 --> 00:04:29,369This is like biting into pure happiness.You gotta try this, Sookie.

9200:04:29,403 --> 00:04:30,737Yeah, hold on.

9300:04:30,772 --> 00:04:31,805Mmm.

9400:04:31,873 --> 00:04:33,040

Mmm.

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10900:06:03,878 --> 00:06:07,915? I'm the kind tosit up in his room

11000:06:11,252 --> 00:06:15,288

? Heartsick and eyesfilled up with blue

11100:06:18,826 --> 00:06:25,230? I don't know what you've done tome but I know this much is true

11200:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,735? I want to do badthings with you

11300:06:48,284 --> 00:06:52,452? I want to do realbad things with you ?

11400:06:56,991 --> 00:06:58,692Oh, my Lord. It's...

11500:07:00,094 --> 00:07:02,595Your grandma, did she...

11600:07:04,497 --> 00:07:06,064Did she pass gentle?

11700:07:08,134 --> 00:07:11,602It was peaceful. Shelived a happy life.

11800:07:13,071 --> 00:07:17,940Mama and Daddy, they were ina flood, so I have no idea.

11900:07:17,975 --> 00:07:19,542I try not to think about it.

12000:07:20,944 --> 00:07:22,544It's just me and Jason now.

12100:07:25,114 --> 00:07:29,083

Twenty years! I can'tunderstand how...


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12200:07:29,117 --> 00:07:31,618I swear, I've only beenhere a few hours.

12300:07:31,653 --> 00:07:33,720

You've been hereall this time?

12400:07:33,754 --> 00:07:35,555I...

12500:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,725I must have losttrack of time.

12600:07:41,561 --> 00:07:43,428It's just, everythingseems so...

12700:07:45,431 --> 00:07:46,597lovely.

12800:07:52,938 --> 00:07:54,472Would youlike a lumiere?

12900:07:59,110 --> 00:08:01,011Granddaddy,can you hear me?

13000:08:02,313 --> 00:08:04,113Yes. Yes, I can hear you.

13100:08:04,148 --> 00:08:06,816This is a trap.We need to leave.

13200:08:10,420 --> 00:08:11,620A trap?

13300:08:14,658 --> 00:08:17,694The trap is the worldyou've left behind.

134

00:08:20,098 --> 00:08:22,399Oh, no need to bow.We're all friends here.


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13500:08:23,735 --> 00:08:26,837I'm sorry. I just haveno idea who you are.

136

00:08:26,871 --> 00:08:30,708You can call me Mab. I amthe one who sent for you.

13700:08:32,144 --> 00:08:33,910Have you had a try ofthe lumiere fruit yet?

13800:08:33,944 --> 00:08:35,310No, I haven't had a chance.

It's really very good.

13900:08:35,378 --> 00:08:36,479I'm not hungry.Have a taste.

14000:08:36,513 --> 00:08:37,780I don't want any

14100:08:40,083 --> 00:08:42,750

The future of ourkind is in peril.

14200:08:42,818 --> 00:08:46,523A vampire breached our realm becausehe'd had a taste of faerie blood.

14300:08:46,557 --> 00:08:48,861Your blood.

14400:08:48,895 --> 00:08:51,864In the old kingdom, vampiresnearly drank us to extinction.

14500:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,500They drove usonto this plane.

14600:08:53,534 --> 00:08:56,169Well, it won't happen again.

I'm staying away from vampires.

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00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,470I can guaran-damn-teeyou that!

14800:08:57,504 --> 00:09:00,038Oh, I know.

14900:09:00,073 --> 00:09:03,208We can't have bearers of the faeon the human plane any longer.

15000:09:03,242 --> 00:09:06,276We've sown too many seeds with humans.Now it is time to harvest!

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00:09:07,212 --> 00:09:08,612Harvest?

15200:09:11,816 --> 00:09:13,115You're harvesting people.

15300:09:13,150 --> 00:09:14,783Fruit, please.

15400:09:16,152 --> 00:09:17,586

Get away from me!

15500:09:18,722 --> 00:09:19,922Eat it.

15600:09:37,839 --> 00:09:39,406Granddaddy, run!

15700:09:42,744 --> 00:09:44,845Do not let the girl escape!

15800:09:51,122 --> 00:09:52,522Get her!

15900:09:57,229 --> 00:09:58,329Can you keep up?

16000:09:58,364 --> 00:09:59,363Trying!

16100:09:59,398 --> 00:10:00,698


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Try harder!

16200:10:03,601 --> 00:10:06,236Come with us!We can help you!

16300:10:06,304 --> 00:10:07,471Let me go!

16400:10:10,975 --> 00:10:13,410Do not fear. We canget you home.

16500:10:13,444 --> 00:10:16,880Hold them off!

I've got the humans!

16600:10:16,914 --> 00:10:19,382Hurry. This way! Hurry!

16700:10:35,131 --> 00:10:36,331This way!

16800:10:39,836 --> 00:10:41,003Whoa.

16900:10:41,038 --> 00:10:42,405Youhave to jump!

17000:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,706What? No. I don't even knowwho the hell you are!

17100:10:44,740 --> 00:10:46,874My sister was the onewho abducted you

17200:10:46,909 --> 00:10:49,643because the Crown wishes to seal offthe human world from Faerie forever.

17300:10:49,677 --> 00:10:51,177And you don't?

17400:10:51,212 --> 00:10:54,911It was once our world, too. It


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is our right to travel there.

17500:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,045Have you eatenthe light-fruit?

17600:10:56,079 --> 00:10:57,579He has, but not me.

17700:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,381Only you can go then.

17800:11:01,316 --> 00:11:02,683Hurry!

17900:11:02,717 --> 00:11:06,853Humans! Do not listen to hislies. Jump and you will die!

18000:11:10,424 --> 00:11:14,059She's closing the portal! Doyou want to go home or not?

18100:11:15,929 --> 00:11:17,329Sook, no! Sookie!

18200:11:35,146 --> 00:11:36,679Granddaddy?

18300:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,417What's wrong?

18400:11:41,451 --> 00:11:44,387It's, uh... I hadthe light-fruit.

18500:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,424But I had to see you home.

18600:11:51,495 --> 00:11:54,931Your... Your mama and daddy,

18700:11:58,602 --> 00:12:00,804your granny,

are they here?

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00:12:00,838 --> 00:12:02,972Yes. Come on.

18900:12:19,854 --> 00:12:21,521I never meant toleave you all.

19000:12:22,823 --> 00:12:24,890We never believedyou abandoned us.

19100:12:26,159 --> 00:12:27,726None of us everstopped loving you.

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00:12:28,628 --> 00:12:29,828That's good.

19300:12:31,864 --> 00:12:35,036Your gran's gonna give me whatfor in heaven, I guarantee ya.

19400:12:42,979 --> 00:12:44,245I'm dyin', Pumpkin.

195

00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,648Granddaddy, no.

19600:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,316I can feel it.

19700:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,790Give this to Jason.

19800:12:56,527 --> 00:12:58,327Man ought to owna good watch.

19900:12:59,797 --> 00:13:03,299Now I'm happy. I'mwhere I belong.

20000:13:04,535 --> 00:13:07,303You be good,Sookie. I love you.

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Look, I can'tbelieve it's you.

21600:15:10,014 --> 00:15:12,315Jason, why are youdressed like a cop?

21700:15:12,349 --> 00:15:16,418Jesus Christ, we thought you were dead!We've been lookin' everywhere for you.

21800:15:16,452 --> 00:15:18,519We, we figured a vampiremust have did it.

219

00:15:18,553 --> 00:15:21,387Bill or, or maybethat crazy tall one.

22000:15:21,422 --> 00:15:24,223Hold on, hold on.Stop a second.

22100:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,024What is today's date?

22200:15:26,058 --> 00:15:29,194Today is uh, Octobertwenty-first.

22300:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,463I've been gone two weeks?

22400:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,198Uh, Sook...

22500:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,768You've been gone twelveand a half months.

22600:15:43,407 --> 00:15:44,941You sold my house?

22700:15:44,975 --> 00:15:47,376Your stuff's all still here.

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Now, I packed it, but Ididn't get a chance to...

22900:15:51,114 --> 00:15:52,714Yeah, I saw.

23000:15:52,748 --> 00:15:54,883Well, at least Ididn't throw it away.

23100:15:54,917 --> 00:15:57,552Look, Sook, you havebeen gone for a year,

23200:15:57,586 --> 00:16:01,956

and it killed me even thinkin' about all thepeople who should still be livin' here,

23300:16:01,990 --> 00:16:03,290and how they're all gone.

23400:16:04,392 --> 00:16:06,660I just couldn't takeit no more.

235

00:16:06,694 --> 00:16:08,628Who bought the place?

23600:16:08,663 --> 00:16:11,297Uh, a real estate company witha bunch of initials.

23700:16:11,331 --> 00:16:13,065AIK, I think.

23800:16:13,099 --> 00:16:16,834Look, they had the cash, they was offerin'more than I was askin', and I just...

23900:16:18,037 --> 00:16:19,604just wanted to bedone with it.

24000:16:19,639 --> 00:16:21,206I can't believe you

gave up on me.

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00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,241What choice did I have?

24200:16:23,275 --> 00:16:27,178Sook, you ain't the type to justskip off without tellin' no one.

24300:16:27,212 --> 00:16:31,181Plus, you'd been all mixed up with vampires.Look, we put up fliers,

24400:16:31,216 --> 00:16:32,549we called TV stations,

24500:16:32,584 --> 00:16:34,618

I did everything Icould think of.

24600:16:34,652 --> 00:16:36,086We even made up a website!

24700:16:37,522 --> 00:16:39,554But after youwere gone so long...

248

00:16:39,588 --> 00:16:44,024I swear it felt like ten,fifteen minutes at the most!

24900:16:44,059 --> 00:16:46,726The place where I went,time just works differently.

25000:16:50,130 --> 00:16:51,597I believe you.

25100:16:51,631 --> 00:16:56,134I do, but Sook, if you start tellin'people that you time-traveled

25200:16:56,168 --> 00:16:58,002to a land full of faeries,

25300:16:59,237 --> 00:17:00,838they're gonna put you away.

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Where the hell didyou get that?

25500:17:10,013 --> 00:17:11,680I saw Granddaddy.

25600:17:11,715 --> 00:17:12,881He was there.

25700:17:14,317 --> 00:17:16,618He wanted you to have it.

25800:17:16,652 --> 00:17:19,620He swore he'd only beenthere a few hours.

25900:17:19,654 --> 00:17:22,655Jason, he looked justlike we remember him.

26000:17:26,891 --> 00:17:29,225Time stands still there,and no one knows it.

26100:17:29,259 --> 00:17:32,927

It's how I lost a year of my life,and Granddaddy lost twenty.

26200:17:34,363 --> 00:17:36,197But where, where is he?

26300:17:36,231 --> 00:17:38,165Well, you didn't leavehim there, did you?

26400:17:39,167 --> 00:17:42,036Jason, he's gone. I'm sorry.

26500:17:45,974 --> 00:17:48,242Like, he wanted you tohave that watch so that

26600:17:48,276 --> 00:17:51,814you'd always know that henever meant to leave you.

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Hmm.

26800:17:59,289 --> 00:18:00,522What time you got?

269

00:18:02,525 --> 00:18:03,8936:35.

27000:18:06,997 --> 00:18:08,197Which means...

27100:18:22,749 --> 00:18:23,916My God.

272

00:18:24,918 --> 00:18:26,084Sookie!

27300:18:29,789 --> 00:18:31,223Forgive me. I knowI'm not welcome.

27400:18:32,592 --> 00:18:35,227I have not felt yourpresence for over a year.

27500:18:36,395 --> 00:18:37,729Well, I'm fine.

27600:18:39,565 --> 00:18:40,898You were with Claudine?

27700:18:44,469 --> 00:18:48,172It's none of your businesswhere I go or what I do.

27800:18:48,207 --> 00:18:51,108Sookie, for over twelvemonths I was so empty.

27900:18:51,143 --> 00:18:52,343It was as if...

28000:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,013I thought you had died.

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30900:20:06,885 --> 00:20:08,819Don't tell me you skippedtown without tellin' no one.

31000:20:08,853 --> 00:20:11,022

You know how many man hoursI put into lookin' for you?

31100:20:11,056 --> 00:20:12,523Hey, take it easy, Andy.

31200:20:12,558 --> 00:20:14,959We dragged the fuckin' lake for you!Where the hell'd you go?

31300:20:14,994 --> 00:20:16,061Hey!

31400:20:16,095 --> 00:20:17,262She was working for me.

31500:20:18,431 --> 00:20:19,865Vampire business.

316

00:20:19,899 --> 00:20:23,268What? Are you kiddin' me? Whatkind of vampire business?

31700:20:23,302 --> 00:20:26,838For a whole year, you swore up anddown you had no idea where she was!

31800:20:26,873 --> 00:20:29,007I deeply apologize formisleading you, Sheriff.

31900:20:31,376 --> 00:20:34,211Too many human lives would be atrisk if I did not keep it a secret.

32000:20:34,245 --> 00:20:37,347Now, as you can see, MissStackhouse is unharmed.

321

00:20:37,381 --> 00:20:39,550I'm back. I'm fine.


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32200:20:39,584 --> 00:20:41,950I will come down to the officetomorrow, and I will explain it all.

32300:20:41,984 --> 00:20:45,019

And I will repay the costsof the search effort,

32400:20:45,053 --> 00:20:47,421as soon as you issue astatement clearing my name.

32500:20:48,456 --> 00:20:49,990Obviously, I did not kill her.

32600:20:52,593 --> 00:20:55,628For thirteen straight months, I'vehad that open case on my books.

32700:20:55,662 --> 00:21:00,165If it weren't for you, this year's LouisianaSafe Streets plaque would be on my wall,

32800:21:00,199 --> 00:21:02,400and not fuckin'

Webster Parish!

32900:21:02,434 --> 00:21:04,802All right, that's enough!

33000:21:04,836 --> 00:21:07,237Andy, this ain't nothin' wecan't get into tomorrow.

33100:21:07,272 --> 00:21:08,438You owe me a plaque!

33200:21:08,473 --> 00:21:10,974Get in the car, you!Get in the car.

33300:21:19,882 --> 00:21:22,283I know I've lost anentire year,

33400:21:22,318 --> 00:21:25,653and I know you must have


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been worried for me,

33500:21:26,655 --> 00:21:29,689but in my mind,

336

00:21:29,724 --> 00:21:34,893it was only an hour ago that you brokemy heart into a million pieces.

33700:21:34,928 --> 00:21:36,128I understand.

33800:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,331You're safe.

33900:21:39,365 --> 00:21:40,598That's all that matters.

34000:21:41,901 --> 00:21:42,867I'll leave you be.

34100:21:42,901 --> 00:21:44,068Oh, no.

342

00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:47,304That's good.

34300:21:49,307 --> 00:21:50,707I'm glad you're okay with...

34400:21:53,644 --> 00:21:55,778I'm glad you're okay. Yeah.

34500:21:56,813 --> 00:21:57,980Good night, Sookie.

34600:22:11,692 --> 00:22:13,193You usin' again?

34700:22:13,227 --> 00:22:15,595What? No!

34800:22:15,629 --> 00:22:18,897

I had maybe one drop this mornin',but it's gone. I'm out.


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34900:22:30,876 --> 00:22:32,176You're out now.

35000:22:41,285 --> 00:22:42,419Five minutes.

35100:22:46,023 --> 00:22:47,591The woman wholeads that group,

35200:22:47,625 --> 00:22:50,594I've never seen anybody more hookedin to the magic inside of her.

353

00:22:50,628 --> 00:22:51,962It'll be good for you.

35400:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,864Ten months.

35500:22:53,898 --> 00:22:56,767Ten good motherfuckin' months I'vegone without a freak-ass vision,

356

00:22:56,801 --> 00:22:59,469and now you want me to go in there andhang out with a bunch of witches.

35700:22:59,503 --> 00:23:00,503In a coven.

35800:23:00,538 --> 00:23:01,938It's not a coven.

35900:23:01,972 --> 00:23:04,039First it was your fuckin'meditation group.

36000:23:04,074 --> 00:23:05,541Then it was...It's different.

36100:23:05,575 --> 00:23:07,643the Dallas Pagan Fair.

It's completely different, Lafayette.

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00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:09,612Five minutes.

36300:23:09,646 --> 00:23:11,614Ten if they got drinks.

36400:23:19,491 --> 00:23:22,660Smell like where old airfresheners go to die.

36500:23:22,695 --> 00:23:23,895You'll get used to it.

36600:23:25,298 --> 00:23:26,899Now, they're cool. Trust me.

36700:23:28,234 --> 00:23:29,901They even got abeaded curtain.

36800:23:33,139 --> 00:23:35,873Oh, hell no.

36900:23:46,138 --> 00:23:47,672Hi.

37000:23:47,706 --> 00:23:48,740Look who's here.

37100:23:48,774 --> 00:23:49,907So sorry we're late.

37200:23:49,941 --> 00:23:51,909Oh, no. You haven'tmissed anything.

37300:23:51,943 --> 00:23:53,111Is this your, um...

37400:23:53,145 --> 00:23:55,313Yeah, this is my partner.Lafayette, this is Katie.

37500:23:55,381 --> 00:23:56,881

Hi.

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38900:24:30,144 --> 00:24:32,212Don't be an asshole.

39000:24:49,835 --> 00:24:51,035Me?

39100:24:53,305 --> 00:24:55,039But what she want me for?

39200:24:57,108 --> 00:24:58,342Go on. It's okay.

39300:25:02,514 --> 00:25:03,714Oh.

39400:25:05,550 --> 00:25:08,386Uh, how y'all uh, doin'?

39500:25:15,526 --> 00:25:17,527Uh...

39600:25:17,562 --> 00:25:22,833Did you ever knowanyone named, uh, named Edith?

39700:25:22,867 --> 00:25:24,868No.

39800:25:24,902 --> 00:25:26,670Never. Um, I'm pretty sure.

39900:25:26,704 --> 00:25:29,906Maybe in, uh, ashort form? Edie?

40000:25:29,941 --> 00:25:31,141No.

40100:25:31,175 --> 00:25:34,778But keep guessin'. You'llget one right eventually.

40200:25:34,812 --> 00:25:36,112

Wait. Hold on.

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00:25:39,149 --> 00:25:40,650Uh, Eddie?

40400:25:43,154 --> 00:25:44,954Could be.

40500:25:44,989 --> 00:25:46,222It's a common name.

40600:25:46,257 --> 00:25:47,957Well, you lose someoneby that name recently?

40700:25:47,992 --> 00:25:49,659We lost touch.

40800:25:51,929 --> 00:25:53,463He's got something for you.

40900:25:54,632 --> 00:25:55,832A rose.

41000:26:00,904 --> 00:26:02,005Go on, take it.

41100:26:04,642 --> 00:26:06,109Why would I want a rose?

41200:26:12,883 --> 00:26:15,485They drained me, Lafayette.

41300:26:16,787 --> 00:26:18,187But it's okay.

41400:26:20,023 --> 00:26:22,491It was worth it

41500:26:22,525 --> 00:26:25,193just to have a glassof Merlot with you.

41600:26:25,227 --> 00:26:26,427What the...

41700:26:28,397 --> 00:26:29,764How did you fuckin' do that?


28/67

41800:26:29,799 --> 00:26:30,966I, uh...

41900:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,568

I didn't do anything. Itjust came to me. I'm sorry.

42000:26:33,603 --> 00:26:35,169You told 'em. Hefuckin' told you!

42100:26:35,203 --> 00:26:36,871No, no, I swear Ididn't say anything.

42200:26:36,905 --> 00:26:38,406I didn't say a thing.

42300:26:38,473 --> 00:26:39,940Lafayette!

42400:26:39,974 --> 00:26:41,708He was a spirit. Ican't live with him.

42500:26:41,743 --> 00:26:42,909It's okay,it's okay.

42600:26:42,943 --> 00:26:44,477Oh!

42700:26:46,046 --> 00:26:48,080Terry! Mama's home!

42800:26:49,449 --> 00:26:52,451Hey, Mikey, baby.

42900:26:55,788 --> 00:26:58,090Terry?

43000:26:58,124 --> 00:27:00,726Terry? Get in here! Now!

43100:27:03,264 --> 00:27:04,364


29/67

What's up?

43200:27:04,398 --> 00:27:06,566How in the helldid this happen?

43300:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,969Coby and Lisa are at their Aunt Mona's.I figure why not let him play with 'em.

43400:27:11,238 --> 00:27:13,505You let him pulltheir heads off.

43500:27:13,540 --> 00:27:16,074

Huh. No, he wasn't doin' that.

43600:27:16,108 --> 00:27:18,643I just left him here for asec while I hit the head.

43700:27:18,677 --> 00:27:20,110Well, how long wereyou in there?

438

00:27:21,379 --> 00:27:23,780I don't know. Twoor three minutes.

43900:27:24,915 --> 00:27:27,683Decapitating Barbie dolls.

44000:27:29,286 --> 00:27:31,788What the hellkind of baby does that?

44100:27:33,057 --> 00:27:37,396Just boys. Regular,ordinary, curious boys.

44200:27:37,430 --> 00:27:40,637When I was a kid, I used to putsquirrel heads on lizard bodies

44300:27:40,671 --> 00:27:42,074

and invent new animals and...

444


30/67

00:27:46,047 --> 00:27:48,048He's a good boy, baby.

44500:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,884If he's got any of youin him, he's good.

44600:27:50,919 --> 00:27:53,087It ain't my half I'mworried about.

44700:27:55,356 --> 00:27:58,025Mikey,

44800:27:58,059 --> 00:28:04,031

Mama loves you so, so very much,but you have got to understand.

44900:28:04,066 --> 00:28:05,834Killing is wrong.

45000:28:54,952 --> 00:28:57,553The male wastes notime and goes in for the kill

451

00:28:57,588 --> 00:29:00,656when he realizes he has to go forthe female, who he's protecting.

45200:29:00,690 --> 00:29:03,589Hey, hon. How was work?

45300:29:03,623 --> 00:29:07,058Just ten hours of layin' hot mix asphaltnext to a swamp full of mosquitoes.

45400:29:07,993 --> 00:29:09,894How you think it was?

45500:29:09,929 --> 00:29:11,696I'm starvin'.

45600:29:11,730 --> 00:29:14,398Well, you got your pizza fromMonday still left, I think.

45700:29:19,604 --> 00:29:23,206


31/67

Uh, you remember I eat, right? Like food.Be nice to have some in the house.

45800:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,408And you remember Idon't eat, don't ya?

45900:29:26,377 --> 00:29:28,377Uh, you eat me.

46000:29:30,213 --> 00:29:32,681I mean, a scrambled egg once in a whiledoesn't seem like too much to ask.

46100:29:32,715 --> 00:29:37,153

Do you understand how grosshuman food is to a vampire?

46200:29:37,187 --> 00:29:38,521It's all dead.

46300:29:38,555 --> 00:29:40,723Permanently forever dead.

46400:29:40,757 --> 00:29:43,024

Going to the Piggly Wiggly for me islike going to the morgue for you.

46500:29:43,059 --> 00:29:46,561You think bleeding out into yourmouth wasn't gross for me at first?

46600:29:46,595 --> 00:29:48,061You get used to it.

46700:29:48,096 --> 00:29:50,496I mean, honestly. How hard isit? You crack one into a pan.

46800:29:50,531 --> 00:29:52,732Fine. You want an egg?

46900:29:55,436 --> 00:29:59,541How about a dozenfucking eggs?

47000:29:59,575 --> 00:30:00,809


32/67

What the hell areyou doin'?

47100:30:00,843 --> 00:30:03,478I'm cooking for ya.Just like your mama.

47200:30:03,513 --> 00:30:06,413Look, don't bring her into this.That woman is dead to me!

47300:30:06,448 --> 00:30:08,168Yeah, and if her aimwere any better,

474

00:30:08,193 --> 00:30:10,003I'd be a pile of goo andshe'd be making your eggs.

47500:30:10,016 --> 00:30:11,383Your delicious fucking eggs!

47600:30:11,418 --> 00:30:13,919You know what?I'm not asking you for the moon, Jess!

47700:30:14,887 --> 00:30:16,155You like 'em runny?

47800:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,790I don't give a crap.I'm starvin'.

47900:30:17,824 --> 00:30:20,993Good. Then God forbidI overcook it!

48000:30:22,295 --> 00:30:23,462Yep!

48100:30:24,798 --> 00:30:25,865Mmm.

48200:30:25,900 --> 00:30:28,034There. You happy?

48300:30:30,337 --> 00:30:31,404


33/67

Mmm.

48400:30:31,438 --> 00:30:32,672How's it taste?

485

00:30:32,707 --> 00:30:35,041Mmm. Tastes great.

48600:30:35,075 --> 00:30:37,575No, you know what? Tastesjust fuckin' scrumptious.

48700:30:41,079 --> 00:30:42,280Quit it.

48800:30:42,314 --> 00:30:44,983No, stop eating. You'll makeyourself... Damn, Hoyt.

48900:30:45,017 --> 00:30:46,051There's nothin' funny...

49000:30:47,286 --> 00:30:49,054aboutyour disgusting,

49100:30:50,457 --> 00:30:51,957sorry-ass cookin'.

49200:30:53,527 --> 00:30:56,095For thesame game, with four...

49300:30:59,666 --> 00:31:02,100Well, TV sure hasn't gottenany better in the past year.

49400:31:02,134 --> 00:31:03,868Where's your uniform?

49500:31:03,903 --> 00:31:05,102Shove over.

49600:31:06,437 --> 00:31:09,105

I'm not lettin' youspend the night alone.


34/67

49700:31:09,140 --> 00:31:10,673So you want withmarshmallow or without?

49800:31:10,708 --> 00:31:12,809

With.

49900:31:12,843 --> 00:31:16,412Look, I know you must have been worriedfor me, but you can't shadow me forever.

50000:31:17,448 --> 00:31:20,617No, it ain't that, Sook.

501

00:31:20,651 --> 00:31:21,818Just...

50200:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,754having you back,

50300:31:27,191 --> 00:31:30,526it's about the happiestI've been in my entire life.

504

00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:31,794And I don't want it to end.

50500:31:34,932 --> 00:31:36,098I love you, too.

50600:31:38,635 --> 00:31:40,603I'm still mad yousold the house.

50700:31:40,637 --> 00:31:42,238Ugh.

50800:31:42,272 --> 00:31:45,608You are not gonna let melive that down, are you?

50900:31:45,642 --> 00:31:47,309Tomorrow, I'm gonna callSid Matt and see if we can't

51000:31:47,344 --> 00:31:49,878


35/67

give those AIK peopletheir money back.

51100:31:52,582 --> 00:31:54,617I'm keepin' the flatscreen, though.

51200:31:54,651 --> 00:31:55,918Well, yeah. It's nice.

51300:31:57,253 --> 00:32:00,122Yes, of course, Fangtasiais for everyone.

51400:32:00,156 --> 00:32:05,660

Vampires, humans, men,women, families, pets.

51500:32:05,694 --> 00:32:07,962Everyone is welcome.Come on down.

51600:32:07,996 --> 00:32:10,098The blood is warm andso is the service.

51700:32:11,367 --> 00:32:13,234And do human familieshave anything to fear

51800:32:13,269 --> 00:32:16,204with vampire-ownedbusinesses in their community?

51900:32:16,238 --> 00:32:17,605No.

52000:32:19,074 --> 00:32:21,041Can you elaborate on that?

52100:32:21,075 --> 00:32:23,083Human families havenothin' to fear with

52200:32:23,108 --> 00:32:24,608

vampire-owned businessesin their community.


36/67

52300:32:24,645 --> 00:32:28,081Stop. Cut. That isthe man we want.

52400:32:28,115 --> 00:32:29,716

What? Pam notso good?

52500:32:29,750 --> 00:32:32,385She was fine, if you happen tobe blind and deaf and an idiot.

52600:32:32,420 --> 00:32:36,523What's idiotic is that the AVLbelieves the public to be so naive.

52700:32:36,557 --> 00:32:40,359I have proof, scientific.People are far dumber than they realize.

52800:32:40,394 --> 00:32:42,395It's a post-Russell Edgingtonworld, everyone,

52900:32:42,429 --> 00:32:46,698

and we win back the humanpublic one smile at a time.

53000:32:46,733 --> 00:32:49,301Now, can anyone hereplay this game?

53100:33:00,181 --> 00:33:01,349Action.

53200:33:02,485 --> 00:33:04,352Good evening, ladiesand gentlemen.

53300:33:04,386 --> 00:33:06,387My name is Eric Northman.

53400:33:06,421 --> 00:33:10,423I'm a tax-paying American and small businessowner in the great state of Louisiana.

53500:33:11,359 --> 00:33:13,660


37/67

I also happen to be a vampire.

53600:33:13,694 --> 00:33:17,830You know, as the oldestmember of this community,

53700:33:17,865 --> 00:33:22,602I would have been eligible to takeup residence here 110 years ago.

53800:33:24,038 --> 00:33:26,838But it warms my heart to see themost beloved folks of our town

53900:33:26,873 --> 00:33:29,005

taken care of in theway that they deserve.

54000:33:29,039 --> 00:33:32,440Now the past year, there's been a lotof inflammatory talk from politicians

54100:33:32,475 --> 00:33:35,309warning their constituentsnot to trust vampires.

54200:33:35,343 --> 00:33:36,776But think aboutit for a second.

54300:33:36,810 --> 00:33:39,045Who would you rather trust?

54400:33:39,079 --> 00:33:41,814A vampire or a politician?

54500:33:41,848 --> 00:33:47,452I must offer my gratitude for thegenerosity and the open-mindedness

54600:33:47,487 --> 00:33:50,355of the Bon Temps Chamberof Commerce,

54700:33:50,389 --> 00:33:54,491

led by the redoubtableMiss Portia Bellefleur.


38/67

54800:33:56,994 --> 00:34:00,062The truth is, vampires are as differentfrom each other as humans are,

54900:34:00,096 --> 00:34:02,764

because we were humans,

55000:34:02,799 --> 00:34:04,733and we ask only tobe treated as such.

55100:34:04,768 --> 00:34:06,303I am also grateful

552

00:34:07,472 --> 00:34:08,940to be able to honor my wife,

55300:34:10,209 --> 00:34:12,377Caroline,

55400:34:12,411 --> 00:34:16,114who was a treasure of thiscommunity for over 60 years.

555

00:34:16,148 --> 00:34:18,917And many of these trees on thisstreet were planted by her,

55600:34:18,951 --> 00:34:21,653and all the other membersof the Arbor Society.

55700:34:21,687 --> 00:34:25,357And it is my wish that thiscenter will grace our town

55800:34:25,391 --> 00:34:28,492for as long as these treeshave stood around us.

55900:34:28,527 --> 00:34:30,861And we welcome you intoour world as well.

560

00:34:32,496 --> 00:34:35,699We're always more than happy toserve humans here at Fangtasia,


39/67

56100:34:37,135 --> 00:34:39,236and I don't mean for dinner.

56200:34:39,270 --> 00:34:41,571

Now then.

56300:34:41,605 --> 00:34:45,406We can't have a ribbon cuttin' withoutthe giant scissors. Mister Mayor.

56400:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,574Thank you, Mister Compton.

565

00:34:47,608 --> 00:34:50,944It's kinda nice not bein' theoldest person here for a change.

56600:34:53,113 --> 00:34:55,614Cut. There you go.

56700:35:08,651 --> 00:35:10,018It's a disgusting habit.

568

00:35:11,687 --> 00:35:13,655It's my victory cigarette.

56900:35:14,823 --> 00:35:15,923I totally let you win.

57000:35:15,991 --> 00:35:17,158Hmm.

57100:35:19,928 --> 00:35:21,128Hey.

57200:35:34,039 --> 00:35:35,206Hmm.

57300:35:36,208 --> 00:35:37,374Mmm.

57400:35:38,910 --> 00:35:41,645

Don't mind me. I don't wantto distract from the show.


40/67

57500:35:41,679 --> 00:35:43,480Go on. Fuck off.

57600:35:43,547 --> 00:35:46,148You take requests?

I'll give you ten if you eat each other out.

57700:35:46,183 --> 00:35:47,883That's uh, five each.

57800:35:47,918 --> 00:35:50,753I'm a seventh dan in Taekwondo,so no, I don't take requests.

579

00:35:50,787 --> 00:35:54,356But I can crush your spine so badyou'll be suckin' your own dick.

58000:35:54,391 --> 00:35:56,859Naomi, it doesn't matter.

58100:35:56,893 --> 00:36:00,396He won't remember anyof this tomorrow.

58200:36:00,431 --> 00:36:03,366I will if I get me some ofthat chocolate banana swirl.

58300:36:03,401 --> 00:36:04,968How about twenty dollars?

58400:36:05,002 --> 00:36:07,604Last time, pervert. We'renot fucking prostitutes.

58500:36:07,638 --> 00:36:09,039Everyone's got a price.

58600:36:09,073 --> 00:36:10,774That's it.Fifty?

58700:36:13,878 --> 00:36:16,213

I'm sad for you, buddy.

588


41/67

00:36:16,248 --> 00:36:19,150Sad that you gotta hasslewomen on the street.

58900:36:19,185 --> 00:36:21,453Sad that you gotta make a asshole

of yourself for the attention,

59000:36:21,487 --> 00:36:24,289and sad that yougotta offer money,

59100:36:24,323 --> 00:36:26,992'cause there ain't nothin' elseabout you that's worth lovin'.

59200:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,964That's for me not reportin'you for solicitation.

59300:36:34,633 --> 00:36:35,767Come on, Toni.

59400:36:39,272 --> 00:36:41,140Oh, I'm so sorryI missed your wedding.

59500:36:41,174 --> 00:36:42,508No, it's okay.

59600:36:42,542 --> 00:36:44,444Oh, we were all thinkin' the worst!Okay, okay.

59700:36:44,478 --> 00:36:45,511I can't breathe.

59800:36:45,545 --> 00:36:47,544Well, especially Arlene.

59900:36:47,579 --> 00:36:48,998You know where my mind went.

60000:36:49,023 --> 00:36:51,396The man you loved turns

out to be a crazed killer...

601


42/67

00:36:51,413 --> 00:36:52,413He wasn't.

60200:36:52,447 --> 00:36:54,382I know, but...He wasn't.

60300:36:54,416 --> 00:36:55,616Of course.

60400:36:57,252 --> 00:37:00,120Still, we were gonna namethe baby after you.

60500:37:00,154 --> 00:37:03,657

But then it turned out to be a boy, andthere ain't no boy version of Sookie.

60600:37:03,691 --> 00:37:05,358I can't wait to meet him.

60700:37:05,393 --> 00:37:09,730Oh, well, you'll see.He's uh, he's really, real kinda smart.

608

00:37:09,764 --> 00:37:11,097He is.

60900:37:11,132 --> 00:37:13,700I'm gonna get my hug inbefore my gumbo burn.

61000:37:16,270 --> 00:37:18,505Next time, text amotherfucker or somethin',

61100:37:18,539 --> 00:37:20,306and save us all froma world of worry.

61200:37:20,341 --> 00:37:23,442I will. Uh, is Taraworking today?

61300:37:25,179 --> 00:37:26,848

No, she, she moved.

614


43/67

00:37:28,319 --> 00:37:29,319What?

61500:37:29,353 --> 00:37:31,088Yeah.Where to?

61600:37:31,122 --> 00:37:33,524Honestly, Sook, I don't know.She sent postcards.

61700:37:33,558 --> 00:37:35,593A month in Houston,next from Santa Fe.

618

00:37:35,627 --> 00:37:37,495But she seemedto be doin' good.

61900:37:37,529 --> 00:37:39,697I can't believe Tarawould just move away.

62000:37:39,731 --> 00:37:41,499After what she'dbeen through?

62100:37:42,834 --> 00:37:44,768Yeah, okay. I guess I can.

62200:37:44,803 --> 00:37:46,903Will you tell I asked for her?

62300:37:46,938 --> 00:37:49,739Yeah. Yeah, nexttime she writes.

62400:37:52,644 --> 00:37:56,311Vampire business, huh?

62500:37:56,346 --> 00:37:58,146I'm sorry. I can'tsay anymore.

62600:37:58,180 --> 00:37:59,814

Must have beenpretty important


44/67

62700:37:59,848 --> 00:38:02,112to keep everybody grievingover you for a whole year.

62800:38:03,412 --> 00:38:04,343

I know what y'all musthave gone through.

62900:38:04,378 --> 00:38:06,177No, no, you don't. 'Causeyou weren't here.

63000:38:07,546 --> 00:38:09,647Hey, a lot's happened,Sookie. A lot's changed.

63100:38:09,681 --> 00:38:10,881Yeah.

63200:38:12,150 --> 00:38:14,183You've gotten alot more prickly.

63300:38:16,986 --> 00:38:20,645You start part-time.

Holly and Arlene got kids.

63400:38:20,670 --> 00:38:22,070They need the shifts.

63500:38:30,296 --> 00:38:31,897Are we still not talking?

63600:38:34,902 --> 00:38:37,271You set me up.

63700:38:37,305 --> 00:38:41,142What reason would I have topurposely freak you out like that?

63800:38:41,176 --> 00:38:44,712Tell me why you want me to be inthis crazy witch cult so bad.

639

00:38:44,746 --> 00:38:47,212You'd rather believe that Iwould lure you into a cult,


45/67

64000:38:47,247 --> 00:38:48,845than the possibility thatmagic can really happen?

641

00:38:48,879 --> 00:38:51,144Mmm.

64200:38:51,179 --> 00:38:55,280Marnie found Eddie on her own, man.That's real. It's real magic. It's in her.

64300:38:55,314 --> 00:38:56,749And it's in you, too.

64400:38:56,784 --> 00:39:00,391I got by just fine my wholelife without no fuckin' magic.

64500:39:00,426 --> 00:39:02,929When are you gonna stop denyingthe fact that you've got a gift?

64600:39:02,963 --> 00:39:06,865Ever since you realized it, you've

been fighting against yourself.

64700:39:06,900 --> 00:39:09,334I care about you,

64800:39:09,369 --> 00:39:11,870and I hate to see you run away fromthe thing that makes you special.

64900:39:13,372 --> 00:39:15,574That's why I want youin my crazy witch cult.

65000:39:17,176 --> 00:39:21,146I need a word with Mister Reynolds.In private. Police matter.

65100:39:27,787 --> 00:39:31,056Listen, we're uh, we're gonnameet again tonight. You comin'?

65200:39:32,525 --> 00:39:33,725


46/67

I don't know.

65300:39:37,396 --> 00:39:38,930Can I help you, Mister Po-Po?

654

00:39:38,964 --> 00:39:43,668Yes, uh, I uh, got a undercoversort of thing on uh, narco.

65500:39:44,604 --> 00:39:46,505Need me some uh, bait.

65600:39:49,542 --> 00:39:50,609Why you tellin' me?

65700:39:50,643 --> 00:39:52,711Don't talk to melike I'm a idiot.

65800:39:52,745 --> 00:39:56,414I'm the sheriff of this parish, with aperfectly legal and legitimate need

65900:39:56,448 --> 00:39:57,515for vampire blood.

66000:39:57,549 --> 00:40:00,184Whoa. Whoa, now.

66100:40:00,218 --> 00:40:03,520I gave my shit to those Deliveranceextras over at Hot Shot,

66200:40:03,554 --> 00:40:05,022and it damn near cost mylife gettin' out of there.

66300:40:05,056 --> 00:40:06,990So you can check as manyorifices as you like.

66400:40:07,025 --> 00:40:08,558I'm clean.

665

00:40:08,593 --> 00:40:09,860And I'm your Aunt Fanny.


47/67


48/67


49/67

Splenda.

69400:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,367How's that leg today, Tommy?

695

00:41:29,401 --> 00:41:30,701Beats a sharp stickin the eye.

69600:41:34,272 --> 00:41:36,673Tommy, you wanna...

69700:41:36,707 --> 00:41:37,908Oh.

69800:41:40,478 --> 00:41:43,213Bless us, Lord, for thesegifts we're about to receive,

69900:41:44,482 --> 00:41:46,917and for those gifts you'vebestowed upon us.

70000:41:48,820 --> 00:41:50,187Amen.

Amen.

70100:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,395Mmm, mmm, mmm.

70200:41:58,764 --> 00:42:00,366Super good today, Sam.

70300:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,406Thanks.

70400:42:02,441 --> 00:42:04,212How's that physicaltherapy I'm payin' for?

70500:42:04,246 --> 00:42:06,347Well, could use acouple more months.

706

00:42:07,448 --> 00:42:09,015How's that angermanagement class?


50/67

70700:42:10,084 --> 00:42:11,418Might need to go more often.

70800:42:16,057 --> 00:42:17,257

Mmm.

70900:42:19,259 --> 00:42:20,659Whoa!

71000:42:29,398 --> 00:42:30,665Mmm.

71100:42:31,767 --> 00:42:32,867

Shit.

71200:42:32,901 --> 00:42:34,268Ugh, switch it off.

71300:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,181Babe, what's wrong?

71400:42:46,215 --> 00:42:47,417It's uh...

71500:42:48,855 --> 00:42:50,023from my dad.

71600:42:52,761 --> 00:42:53,895My grandma passed.

71700:42:55,398 --> 00:42:57,633Oh my God. I'm so sorry.

71800:42:57,667 --> 00:42:59,101He texted that to you?

71900:43:00,837 --> 00:43:04,273Yeah, they're not thebest communicators.

72000:43:06,877 --> 00:43:08,677Do you need to go

home for the funeral?

721


51/67

00:43:10,547 --> 00:43:13,783You know what? I'll probablyjust send flowers.

72200:43:13,817 --> 00:43:16,351You sure? Toni, your family

would want you in Atlanta.

72300:43:20,823 --> 00:43:22,024Nah.

72400:43:24,827 --> 00:43:26,328I think I'm better off here.

72500:43:36,873 --> 00:43:40,676

Sid Matt, poor thing. He's been in and outof the hospital nine, ten months now.

72600:43:40,711 --> 00:43:43,646He tells me, "Portia,the firm's all yours,"

72700:43:43,680 --> 00:43:47,749but I think people still like to seehis name on the cards and signs.

72800:43:47,783 --> 00:43:49,117Is the cappuccino okay?

72900:43:51,387 --> 00:43:52,887It's in the ballpark.

73000:43:52,922 --> 00:43:57,192I had to improvise.No one's ever ordered a cappuccino here.

73100:43:57,226 --> 00:44:00,275So I tracked down your buyer, AIK.

73200:44:00,300 --> 00:44:02,200Turns out their address isa PO box in the Caribbean.

73300:44:02,231 --> 00:44:04,731Phone number is

an answering service.

734


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00:44:04,756 --> 00:44:06,056I can keep on it,but it may take some time.

73500:44:06,069 --> 00:44:08,203You know my hourly rate.

73600:44:08,237 --> 00:44:12,173I'm sure someone with your skillcan do it in half the time.

73700:44:12,208 --> 00:44:14,010Honestly, they musthave put around

738

00:44:14,035 --> 00:44:16,035fifty thousand worth ofimprovements into that house.

73900:44:16,112 --> 00:44:18,246They'd at least want tobe compensated for that.

74000:44:18,281 --> 00:44:21,683Can't we negotiate some kindof settlement, a payment plan?

74100:44:22,785 --> 00:44:24,619I'll get a hold ofsomeone at AIK.

74200:44:24,654 --> 00:44:27,522Maybe we can appeal totheir sense of compassion.

74300:44:28,424 --> 00:44:29,591Thank you.

74400:44:31,027 --> 00:44:34,029There's a lifetime of memoriesin that house for me.

74500:44:34,063 --> 00:44:37,065Lifetime of misery andmurder, she means. Oh, poor girl.

74600:44:37,100 --> 00:44:39,034Plus all those nights


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bangin' Bill Compton.

74700:44:39,068 --> 00:44:41,502Must have been crazy for him,doin' his vampire business.

74800:44:41,537 --> 00:44:43,766Wonder if she'll go crawlin' back.

74900:44:43,791 --> 00:44:45,191Better not. He hardlymentions her at all.

75000:44:45,207 --> 00:44:46,774Bill okay?

75100:44:46,808 --> 00:44:48,108I'm sorry, excuse me?

75200:44:48,143 --> 00:44:49,977Can I send you a bill?

75300:44:50,011 --> 00:44:51,812Oh yeah. Sure, of course.

75400:45:16,438 --> 00:45:18,273Hey. Name's Matt.

75500:45:19,742 --> 00:45:21,477Jessica.

75600:45:21,511 --> 00:45:23,612Nice to meet you.

75700:45:23,647 --> 00:45:27,350And I was thinkin' that you were way toobeautiful to be alone here tonight.

75800:45:28,586 --> 00:45:30,788And I figure itcouldn't hurt to ask.

75900:45:38,695 --> 00:45:42,699Actually, uh, I'm here

with my boyfriend.

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00:45:42,733 --> 00:45:43,767Sorry.

76100:45:43,801 --> 00:45:45,001It's my loss.

76200:45:54,043 --> 00:45:56,678It's uh, O-neg with atwist of B-five.

76300:45:58,647 --> 00:46:00,181You dance with adrink in your hand?

76400:46:06,452 --> 00:46:08,019

Sorry I lost mytemper with you.

76500:46:09,888 --> 00:46:11,922I know.

76600:46:11,957 --> 00:46:13,524I'm sorry, too.

76700:46:16,228 --> 00:46:18,497

You glad we came?I know it's been a while.

76800:46:18,531 --> 00:46:21,254Yeah, I'm just, I'm justgonna go touch myself up.

76900:46:21,279 --> 00:46:22,479I'll be right back.

77000:46:41,457 --> 00:46:44,892Toilets are for humans only.Do I need to explain why?

77100:46:45,861 --> 00:46:47,128Sorry, I just...

77200:46:48,196 --> 00:46:49,897I needed a minute.

77300:46:51,466 --> 00:46:54,068It's been ages.


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77400:46:54,102 --> 00:46:58,639Not a letter, a telegram, a smoke signal.We've been worried sick about you.

775

00:46:58,673 --> 00:46:59,874Really?Not really.

77600:47:01,309 --> 00:47:02,777Well, I'm fine.

77700:47:04,012 --> 00:47:06,413Me and Hoyt, we,we moved in together.

77800:47:06,448 --> 00:47:09,550That tree with the plaidshirt, it has a name?

77900:47:09,584 --> 00:47:13,487Well, he seems sweet and all, ifyou're into that sort of thing,

78000:47:13,521 --> 00:47:18,025

but if you're making him bring you here,I've got a hunch it's not enough.

78100:47:18,060 --> 00:47:21,429Well, it was his idea. Youknow, like a date night.

78200:47:21,496 --> 00:47:22,897Mmm.

78300:47:22,931 --> 00:47:25,399The way you're eye-fuckingfang-bangers from across the room,

78400:47:25,434 --> 00:47:27,668that's especially romantic.

78500:47:27,703 --> 00:47:30,638You had no reason to feelguilty. You're a hunter.

78600:47:30,672 --> 00:47:33,974


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You've never been on your own.You live with a human. Monogamously.

78700:47:37,979 --> 00:47:41,314Sorry. It'sjust so ridiculous.

78800:47:43,618 --> 00:47:47,354Don't you think if all I wantedto do was kill and fuck,

78900:47:47,388 --> 00:47:49,756that I'd be out theredoin' it right now?

790

00:47:49,791 --> 00:47:51,191Mmm.

79100:47:51,225 --> 00:47:54,260Look, I don't even know what yousaw or what you think you saw,

79200:47:54,295 --> 00:47:57,397but when I go home tonight, I'mgoin' home with the man I love,

79300:47:57,432 --> 00:47:59,032and I'm just sorrythat you never had that.

79400:48:03,104 --> 00:48:04,770But you know whatgets me the angriest?

79500:48:04,805 --> 00:48:06,339- Hmm?- What's that?

79600:48:06,373 --> 00:48:07,507I thought I had it licked.

79700:48:10,278 --> 00:48:11,912I finally cleaned outTommy's apartment.

798

00:48:11,946 --> 00:48:13,113Good for you.


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79900:48:13,147 --> 00:48:14,881Oh, well, that's great.

80000:48:14,915 --> 00:48:16,549No. It brought it all back.

80100:48:17,985 --> 00:48:20,686The...the sick feeling.

80200:48:20,720 --> 00:48:21,920Hmm.

80300:48:23,389 --> 00:48:25,957And I knew it was wrong even

before I pulled the trigger.

80400:48:25,991 --> 00:48:28,726It was like some otherperson fired that gun,

80500:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,995and there was nothin' Icould do to stop him.

806

00:48:31,029 --> 00:48:32,029Oh, yeah. I've been there.

80700:48:32,064 --> 00:48:33,397Mmm, me, too.

80800:48:33,431 --> 00:48:35,132All of us.

80900:48:35,166 --> 00:48:38,068Yeah, luckily, I didn'thave a gun at the time,

81000:48:38,103 --> 00:48:41,205or I'd have beena widow a long time ago.

81100:48:41,240 --> 00:48:42,840It's primal, Sam.

81200:48:42,874 --> 00:48:46,010We wouldn't be who we are


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if we didn't get emotional.

81300:48:46,044 --> 00:48:48,011You can even measure thecortisol levels in your blood.

81400:48:48,046 --> 00:48:50,447I bet we're alljust naturally higher.

81500:48:50,481 --> 00:48:51,949You know what helps thecortisol levels in my blood?

81600:48:51,983 --> 00:48:53,017

Mmm-hmm.

81700:48:53,051 --> 00:48:54,151Gettin' drunk with y'all.

81800:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,187Well, hell. Let's crackopen another one then.

81900:48:57,221 --> 00:48:58,388

Let's crack one open.

82000:48:58,423 --> 00:49:01,091Oh, I am near topickled as it is!

82100:49:01,126 --> 00:49:02,526You in, Luna?

82200:49:02,561 --> 00:49:03,895I gotta teach tomorrow.

82300:49:03,929 --> 00:49:05,329Gotta teach?

82400:49:05,364 --> 00:49:07,898It's public education. Who'sgonna know the difference?

825

00:49:07,933 --> 00:49:10,868Emory, no politics!I will break out in hives.


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82600:49:10,903 --> 00:49:13,071All right, all right.So are we ready to move on from wine then?

827

00:49:13,105 --> 00:49:14,172I am.

82800:49:14,206 --> 00:49:15,239Yes.

82900:49:15,274 --> 00:49:16,340Let's hit it.

830

00:49:16,375 --> 00:49:17,541Let's hit it.Whoo-hoo!

83100:49:18,643 --> 00:49:20,144Can I get unzipped,please?

83200:49:20,178 --> 00:49:21,945Uh, that's it.Thank you!

83300:49:23,113 --> 00:49:25,380I have been lookingforward to this.

83400:49:29,351 --> 00:49:31,452Please, please.

83500:49:49,843 --> 00:49:52,578He's here! It's Jason!

83600:49:56,682 --> 00:49:58,516Hey, y'all! Soup's on!

83700:49:58,550 --> 00:49:59,751Yay!

83800:50:01,388 --> 00:50:02,622Y'all come on!

83900:50:02,656 --> 00:50:06,259


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Hey, Timbo. Hey, Becky.

84000:50:06,293 --> 00:50:07,460What do you have?

841

00:50:07,494 --> 00:50:08,728I did goodthis time, guys.

84200:50:08,762 --> 00:50:10,096Can I have some?

84300:50:10,131 --> 00:50:13,633Hot dogs, pork andbeans, and ice cream.

84400:50:13,667 --> 00:50:15,202Ice cream!

84500:50:15,236 --> 00:50:18,136You know what we do? Wesave this for later, yeah.

84600:50:18,171 --> 00:50:19,737Uh, Timbo, go put

that in the icebox.

84700:50:19,772 --> 00:50:20,937Give me some.

84800:50:20,972 --> 00:50:22,472Uh, oh, hey, hey!Don't open it.

84900:50:22,506 --> 00:50:24,107- Mister Jason, can I have some?- Let me have it.

85000:50:24,141 --> 00:50:26,576How you doin'?Come on over!

85100:50:26,610 --> 00:50:27,877Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

85200:50:29,347 --> 00:50:31,314At least let me


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put it on the stove.

85300:50:31,349 --> 00:50:33,383You gonna get sick ifyou eat raw meat.

85400:50:35,053 --> 00:50:37,254We ain't never gotsick before.

85500:50:37,288 --> 00:50:39,056You want the restof my hangubber?

85600:50:40,325 --> 00:50:41,525

Ugh.

85700:50:43,828 --> 00:50:46,996Yeah, we really need to get yourAunt Crystal back here ASAP.

85800:50:47,030 --> 00:50:49,265Y'all could use a mama,and I could use a break.

859

00:50:49,299 --> 00:50:51,634Didn't you talk toAunt Crystal?

86000:50:51,668 --> 00:50:54,309Not yet. But I could thinkof one or two things

86100:50:54,334 --> 00:50:55,337I'd like to tell her whenI do find her.

86200:50:55,338 --> 00:50:56,339Let me have some of that!

86300:50:56,373 --> 00:50:58,307Dude.

86400:50:58,341 --> 00:51:00,276Hey, Mister Jason?

86500:51:00,310 --> 00:51:03,078


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The, the ice boxain't cold or nothin'.

86600:51:03,113 --> 00:51:04,912Well, are you sure?'Cause I just fixed it.

86700:51:08,216 --> 00:51:09,383Come on.

86800:51:15,524 --> 00:51:17,857Oh, shoot. You left it open?

86900:51:17,892 --> 00:51:20,060Yeah, well, that's our

air conditionin'.

87000:51:23,297 --> 00:51:26,566No wonder you busted it.

87100:51:26,601 --> 00:51:29,636Now I'm gonna have to replacethe cooling element.

87200:51:29,670 --> 00:51:30,837

Oh!

87300:51:33,374 --> 00:51:35,074Oh, fuck!

87400:51:35,109 --> 00:51:36,776Wait! Timbo, what the...

87500:51:36,810 --> 00:51:38,411Hey!

87600:51:38,445 --> 00:51:40,846I'm gonna suffocate in here!

87700:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,080Come on.

87800:51:43,416 --> 00:51:46,152Minerva was much more

than a pet to me.

879


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00:51:49,723 --> 00:51:52,458She was my friend,my companion,

88000:51:54,061 --> 00:51:55,260my familiar.

88100:51:58,131 --> 00:52:00,232I, I was wondering whyshe stopped eating,

88200:52:00,267 --> 00:52:02,401but now I realize it washer way of telling me that

883

00:52:02,435 --> 00:52:04,670she had more work to doin the spirit world.

88400:52:07,140 --> 00:52:09,841I've uh, looked up a ritual

88500:52:11,511 --> 00:52:13,279to ease her passage there.

886

00:52:14,781 --> 00:52:17,383Would you all joinme, for Minerva?

88700:52:25,027 --> 00:52:26,560Guardians of life,

88800:52:28,497 --> 00:52:31,800shadows of death,we summon thee.

88900:52:31,834 --> 00:52:35,904Guardians of life,shadows of death, we summon te.

89000:52:35,939 --> 00:52:39,374Guide Minerva from ourrealm to yours.

89100:52:39,409 --> 00:52:42,578

Guide Minerva fromour realm to yours.


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89200:52:42,612 --> 00:52:47,717Guardians of life, shadowsof death, we summon thee.

89300:52:47,752 --> 00:52:51,488

Guardians of life, shadowsof death, we summon thee.

89400:52:51,522 --> 00:52:54,356Guide Minerva fromour realm to yours.

89500:52:54,391 --> 00:52:57,760Guide Minerva fromour realm to yours.

89600:53:02,398 --> 00:53:05,999Restore within herthe spirit of life.

89700:53:10,437 --> 00:53:13,839And return her to theplane of the living.

89800:53:13,874 --> 00:53:16,442

Uh, Marnie?

89900:53:16,476 --> 00:53:18,778Restore within herthe spirit of life.

90000:53:20,647 --> 00:53:22,649And return her to theplane of the living.

90100:53:22,683 --> 00:53:24,418Marnie, we haven'tstudied this.

90200:53:27,455 --> 00:53:28,622You!

90300:53:31,093 --> 00:53:32,226Join!

90400:54:26,445 --> 00:54:28,079Um,


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90500:54:28,114 --> 00:54:31,015I'm sorry after all that trouble,your bird's still dead.

906

00:54:32,484 --> 00:54:34,318It doesn't matter.

90700:54:47,233 --> 00:54:48,834The king is expecting me.

90800:54:50,970 --> 00:54:54,739Gate two. Miss Pelham is atGarden One on foot toward you.

90900:54:54,774 --> 00:54:56,040Copy that.I have eyes on.

91000:55:19,966 --> 00:55:21,466Your Majesty.

91100:55:23,468 --> 00:55:26,070Good evening, Miss Pelham.

91200:55:27,172 --> 00:55:29,773Please, sit anywhere.

91300:56:10,683 --> 00:56:12,351What the hell!

91400:56:12,385 --> 00:56:13,819Excuse me!

91500:56:13,887 --> 00:56:15,020Mmm.

91600:56:16,522 --> 00:56:18,823Such a strange sensationwhen the reality matches

91700:56:18,857 --> 00:56:21,659what you've pictured inyour mind so precisely.

91800:56:23,495 --> 00:56:25,262


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Is this another dream?

91900:56:25,296 --> 00:56:28,164It's been a year. How much ofyour blood is left in me?

92000:56:28,199 --> 00:56:30,767Oh, it's not a dream,I assure you.

92100:56:30,801 --> 00:56:33,369Then how are you here? Irescinded your invitation.

92200:56:33,403 --> 00:56:35,271

You don't own thehouse anymore.

92300:56:39,843 --> 00:56:41,710I do.

92400:56:41,745 --> 00:56:44,546Why would you do that? Whywould you buy my house?

925

00:56:44,581 --> 00:56:47,082Because I alwaysknew you were alive,

92600:56:47,116 --> 00:56:48,983and if I owned the house,

92700:56:49,985 --> 00:56:51,152then I would own you.

92800:56:54,791 --> 00:56:56,591Sookie,

92900:56:56,626 --> 00:56:58,260you

93000:56:58,294 --> 00:57:00,195are

931

00:57:00,230 --> 00:57:01,697mine.


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93200:57:07,162 --> 00:57:11,162== sync, corrected by elderman ==

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