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A baby born today has a Sun in Virgo and a Moon in Cancer. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 17, 2014: This year you will make the right choices for you. You also will be able to mend a relationship by experiencing it through someone else’s eyes. As a result, you will be more sensitive when dealing with others. Focus on your long-term goals. Clear out what does not work in your life. You will be able to land on your feet, no matter what happens. If you are single, you could meet someone through a friend, or perhaps a friend becomes more. If you are attached, know that the friendship is as impor- tant as the romance. CANCER is a loyal friend. The Stars Show the Kind of Day You’ll Have: 5- Dynamic; 4-Positive; 3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficult ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) HHH A smile says a lot, and it adds to others’ willingness to approach you. You are known for having a hot temper. You could be stressed out by a new demand. Perhaps you want to consider say- ing ”no” to any new responsibilities. Tonight: Join a friend for some munchies. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) HHHH Your ability to express yourself clearly will emerge. A loved one is likely to be quite touched by your caring. Know what is necessary to make a situation workable. Allow greater creativity to flow through all aspects of your life, not just a few. Tonight: Be naughty and nice. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) HHHH You might worry a lot about a family member and how he or she relates to a mutual friend of yours. Even if there is some kind of fric- tion, you need to accept both people as they are. Demonstrate caring, and the gap will be bridged. Tonight: Your treat. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) HHHHH You’ll beam despite someone’s un- predictability and ability to shake things up. At this point, this behavior is becoming predictable. Main- tain a sense of humor, but don’t laugh out loud. Tonight: Invite an older friend or family member to join you for dinner. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) HHH You might want to delay a conversation, as you will want to reflect a little more on your re- cent choices. Treat a friend or loved one to a late lunch. Let this person know how important he or she is. Your indulgence makes this person feel cared for. Tonight: Out and about. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) HHHHH In a discussion with a friend, focus on the friendship instead of a minor issue. Your car- ing is likely to evolve to a new level. One-on-one relating draws excitement and unpredictability. Your smile could save the day in a tense situation. Tonight: Among the crowds. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) HHHH You are in the limelight, and are enjoy- ing every moment. Understand that responsibilities naturally team up with this type of visibility; be ready to accept them gracefully. A partner or asso- ciate might not be as steady as you might like. Keep smiling. Tonight: Leader of the gang. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) HHHHH Let your imagination play out, espe- cially in a project involving others. Share more of your feelings and thoughts with a close loved one. This person adores this part of your personality. Others might be overwhelmed. Tonight: Reach out to a loved one at a distance. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) HHHH You could be experiencing a lot of dif- ferent emotions, and might not know how to ex- press them to others. Don’t worry -- they probably already know, as they are very sensitive and pick up on your vibes with ease. Accept their caring. Tonight: How about dinner for two? CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) HHHH You could be responding to someone’s strong stance instead of assuming control. You might need to learn to be as receptive as you are assertive. Understand that this experience might be more important for you than you realize. Tonight: Go along with a suggestion. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) HHH You might feel the need to accomplish a lot, and you will. However, expect a certain amount of disruption from others. Choose to let calls go to voicemail right now to avoid getting entangled in a long conversation. Tonight: Off to the gym for some exercise. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) HHHHH Look within before trying to manipu- late an associate or loved one. Why would you even need to do this? Let others make their own choices. By letting go, you will allow greater give- and-take between you and this person. Tonight: Make it romantic. DEAR ABBY: I’m a 15-year-old girl. When I’m with the high school group of kids at my church, I try to extend myself and talk, but they never reciprocate much. I always have to try to think of something to say and be careful I don’t embarrass myself. Especially around guys, I feel awkward and self-conscious. I feel OK about myself, but I still get nervous. Other girls find things to talk about to each other but not me, and guys never talk to me first, either. I don’t know if I’m doing something wrong or being too care- ful. I’m an only child. I get along pretty well with adults, but I have a hard time with kids. I heard you have a booklet about these issues. If you think it might help me, how can I order it? — UNPOPULAR IN SACRAMENTO DEAR UNPOPULAR: Part of your problem may be that you’re an only child, which can be isolating. If you spend most of your time with adults, it’s understandable that you are less comfortable with people your own age. But don’t let it stop you from trying to be friendly. If guys don’t speak to you first, they’re probably feeling as awkward as you are. To smile and say hello is NOT being pushy. My booklet “How to Be Popular” is filled with suggestions for polishing social skills. It covers a variety of social situations and is meant for people of all ages. To order, send your name and address, plus check or money order for $7 (U.S. funds) to Dear Abby Popularity Booklet, P.O. Box 447, Mount Mor- ris, IL 61054-0447. Shipping and handling are included in the price. There are tips for be- coming the kind of person other people find interesting, attractive and want to know bet- ter. (If parents, teachers and clergy know someone needing help in this regard, it might make an inexpensive gift that could help change the course of that person’s life.) The key to being well-liked by both sexes is: Be kind. Be honest. Be tactful. Don’t be afraid to give someone a compliment if you think it’s deserved. If you think you’re not beautiful (or handsome), be well-groomed, tastefully dressed, conscious of your posture. (People who stand tall and smile project self-confi- dence.) If you’re not a “brain,” try harder. If you are smarter than most, don’t be a know-it-all. Ask other people what they think and encourage them to share their opin- ions. If you’re not a good athlete, be a good sport. Think for yourself, but respect the rules. Be generous with kind words and affectionate gestures, but respect yourself and your fam- ily values always. If you think “putting out” will make boys like you, forget it. (It won’t work, and later you’ll be glad you didn’t.) If you need help, ask God. If you don’t need anything, THANK God! ——— DEAR ABBY: I’m a 27-year-old male, and I have no clue how to read women’s subtle in- terest cues, if they ever display any. I’d like to think they have, given that I put in at least two days a week at the gym working with weights. Since you are a woman, could you please be so kind as to give this man a clue what to look for? It’s driving me nuts! — AVAILABLE IN ILLINOIS DEAR AVAILABLE: The most obvious clues that a woman finds you attractive are eye contact and a smile. That’s your opening to make conversation. The rest is up to you! ——— Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, and was founded by her mother, Pauline Phillips. Contact Dear Abby at www.DearAbby.com or P.O. Box 69440, Los Angeles, CA 90069. ZITS | JERRY SCOTT AND JIM BORGMAN FAMILY CIRCUS | BIL KEANE GARFIELD | JIM DAVIS PEANUTS | CHARLES M. SCHULZ BLONDIE | YOUNG & DRAKE THE BORN LOSER | ART SANSOM HI AND LOIS | BRIAN AND GREG WALKER BEETLE BAILEY | MORT WALKER FRANK AND ERNEST | BOB THAVES BIZARRO | DAN PIRARO BABY BLUES | RICK KIRKMAN AND JERRY SCOTT MOTHER GOOSE AND GRIMM | MIKE PETERS FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE | LYNN JOHNSTON EDITOR’S NOTE: Bigar’s Stars is based on the degree of your sun at birth. The sign name is simply a label astrologers put on a set of degrees for convenience. For best results, readers should refer to the dates following each sign. ——— © 2014, King Feature Syndicate JACQUELINE BIGAR’S STARS The Key To Being Well-Liked Is To Make Yourself Likable © 2014, Universal Press Syndicate Wednesday, 9.17.14 ON THE WEB: www.yankton.net NEWSROOM: [email protected] PRESS DAKOTAN PAGE 6 ’toons HÄGAR THE HORRIBLE | CHRIS BROWNE DEAR ABBY Jeanne Phillips PICKLES | BRIAN CRANE
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A baby born today has a Sun in Virgo and aMoon in Cancer.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 17, 2014:
This year you will make the right choices foryou. You also will be able to mend a relationship byexperiencing it through someone else’s eyes. As aresult, you will be more sensitive when dealing withothers. Focus on your long-term goals. Clear outwhat does not work in your life. You will be able toland on your feet, no matter what happens. If youare single, you could meet someone through afriend, or perhaps a friend becomes more. If youare attached, know that the friendship is as impor-tant as the romance. CANCER is a loyal friend.
The Stars Show the Kind of Day You’ll Have: 5-Dynamic; 4-Positive; 3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficult
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)HHH A smile says a lot, and it adds to others’
willingness to approach you. You are known forhaving a hot temper. You could be stressed out bya new demand. Perhaps you want to consider say-ing ”no” to any new responsibilities. Tonight: Join afriend for some munchies.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)HHHHYour ability to express yourself clearly
will emerge. A loved one is likely to be quitetouched by your caring. Know what is necessary tomake a situation workable. Allow greater creativityto flow through all aspects of your life, not just afew. Tonight: Be naughty and nice.
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)HHHHYou might worry a lot about a family
member and how he or she relates to a mutualfriend of yours. Even if there is some kind of fric-tion, you need to accept both people as they are.Demonstrate caring, and the gap will be bridged.Tonight: Your treat.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)HHHHHYou’ll beam despite someone’s un-
predictability and ability to shake things up. At thispoint, this behavior is becoming predictable. Main-tain a sense of humor, but don’t laugh out loud.Tonight: Invite an older friend or family member tojoin you for dinner.
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)HHHYou might want to delay a conversation,
as you will want to reflect a little more on your re-cent choices. Treat a friend or loved one to a late
lunch. Let this person know how important he orshe is. Your indulgence makes this person feelcared for. Tonight: Out and about.
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)HHHHH In a discussion with a friend, focus
on the friendship instead of a minor issue. Your car-ing is likely to evolve to a new level. One-on-onerelating draws excitement and unpredictability. Yoursmile could save the day in a tense situation.Tonight: Among the crowds.
LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)HHHHYou are in the limelight, and are enjoy-
ing every moment. Understand that responsibilitiesnaturally team up with this type of visibility; beready to accept them gracefully. A partner or asso-ciate might not be as steady as you might like.Keep smiling. Tonight: Leader of the gang.
SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)HHHHH Let your imagination play out, espe-
cially in a project involving others. Share more ofyour feelings and thoughts with a close loved one.This person adores this part of your personality.Others might be overwhelmed. Tonight: Reach outto a loved one at a distance.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)HHHHYou could be experiencing a lot of dif-
ferent emotions, and might not know how to ex-press them to others. Don’t worry -- they probablyalready know, as they are very sensitive and pickup on your vibes with ease. Accept their caring.Tonight: How about dinner for two?
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)HHHHYou could be responding to someone’s
strong stance instead of assuming control. Youmight need to learn to be as receptive as you areassertive. Understand that this experience mightbe more important for you than you realize.Tonight: Go along with a suggestion.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)HHHYou might feel the need to accomplish a
lot, and you will. However, expect a certain amountof disruption from others. Choose to let calls go tovoicemail right now to avoid getting entangled in along conversation. Tonight: Off to the gym for someexercise.
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)HHHHH Look within before trying to manipu-
late an associate or loved one. Why would youeven need to do this? Let others make their ownchoices. By letting go, you will allow greater give-and-take between you and this person. Tonight:Make it romantic.
DEAR ABBY: I’m a 15-year-old girl. WhenI’m with the high school group of kids at mychurch, I try to extend myself and talk, butthey never reciprocate much. I always haveto try to think of something to sayand be careful I don’t embarrassmyself. Especially around guys, Ifeel awkward and self-conscious.
I feel OK about myself, but I stillget nervous. Other girls find thingsto talk about to each other but notme, and guys never talk to me first,either. I don’t know if I’m doingsomething wrong or being too care-ful.
I’m an only child. I get alongpretty well with adults, but I have ahard time with kids. I heard youhave a booklet about these issues. Ifyou think it might help me, how canI order it? — UNPOPULAR IN SACRAMENTO
DEAR UNPOPULAR: Part of your problemmay be that you’re an only child, which canbe isolating. If you spend most of your timewith adults, it’s understandable that you areless comfortable with people your own age.But don’t let it stop you from trying to befriendly. If guys don’t speak to you first,they’re probably feeling as awkward as youare. To smile and say hello is NOT beingpushy. My booklet “How to Be Popular” isfilled with suggestions for polishing socialskills. It covers a variety of social situationsand is meant for people of all ages. To order,send your name and address, plus check ormoney order for $7 (U.S. funds) to Dear AbbyPopularity Booklet, P.O. Box 447, Mount Mor-ris, IL 61054-0447. Shipping and handling areincluded in the price. There are tips for be-coming the kind of person other people findinteresting, attractive and want to know bet-ter. (If parents, teachers and clergy knowsomeone needing help in this regard, it mightmake an inexpensive gift that could helpchange the course of that person’s life.)
The key to being well-liked by both sexes
is: Be kind. Be honest. Be tactful. Don’t beafraid to give someone a compliment if youthink it’s deserved. If you think you’re notbeautiful (or handsome), be well-groomed,
tastefully dressed, conscious ofyour posture. (People who standtall and smile project self-confi-dence.)
If you’re not a “brain,” tryharder. If you are smarter thanmost, don’t be a know-it-all. Askother people what they think andencourage them to share their opin-ions. If you’re not a good athlete, bea good sport.
Think for yourself, but respectthe rules. Be generous with kindwords and affectionate gestures,but respect yourself and your fam-ily values always. If you think
“putting out” will make boys like you, forgetit. (It won’t work, and later you’ll be glad youdidn’t.) If you need help, ask God. If youdon’t need anything, THANK God!
———DEAR ABBY: I’m a 27-year-old male, and I
have no clue how to read women’s subtle in-terest cues, if they ever display any. I’d like tothink they have, given that I put in at leasttwo days a week at the gym working withweights.
Since you are a woman, could you pleasebe so kind as to give this man a clue what tolook for? It’s driving me nuts! — AVAILABLEIN ILLINOIS
DEAR AVAILABLE: The most obvious cluesthat a woman finds you attractive are eyecontact and a smile. That’s your opening tomake conversation. The rest is up to you!
———Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van
Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, andwas founded by her mother, Pauline Phillips.Contact Dear Abby at www.DearAbby.com orP.O. Box 69440, Los Angeles, CA 90069.
ZITS | JERRY SCOTT AND JIM BORGMAN
FAMILY CIRCUS | BIL KEANE
GARFIELD | JIM DAVIS
PEANUTS | CHARLES M. SCHULZ
BLONDIE | YOUNG & DRAKE
THE BORN LOSER | ART SANSOM
HI AND LOIS | BRIAN AND GREG WALKER
BEETLE BAILEY | MORT WALKER
FRANK AND ERNEST | BOB THAVES
BIZARRO | DAN PIRARO
BABY BLUES | RICK KIRKMAN AND JERRY SCOTT
MOTHER GOOSE AND GRIMM | MIKE PETERS
FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE | LYNN JOHNSTON
EDITOR’S NOTE: Bigar’s Stars is based onthe degree of your sun at birth. The sign name issimply a label astrologers put on a set of degreesfor convenience. For best results, readers shouldrefer to the dates following each sign.
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© 2014, King Feature Syndicate
J AC Q U E L I N E B I G A R ’ S S TA R S
The Key To Being Well-LikedIs To Make Yourself Likable
© 2014, Universal Press Syndicate
Wednesday, 9.17.14ON THE WEB: www.yankton.net
NEWSROOM: [email protected] DAKOTANP A G E 6
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HÄGAR THE HORRIBLE | CHRIS BROWNE
DEAR ABBYJeanne Phillips
PICKLES | BRIAN CRANE
