1. To the Shopping Mall A Travelogue

2. Crafts? I bet I can find a French blue button to mend mytrousers. 3. !@&$%!?! 4. Help! 5. Destination? A French bluebutton, please!GPS for navigating Michaels? 6. One French blue button! 7. A clothing store? 8. Oh! Gap doesnt just sell clothing. 9. Be Me and We? As in add my portrait to the mantle? 10. As in theres a color for everyone? 11. As in theres a pattern of blue checkers for everyone? 12. The mirror shines like its lighting me for a photo shoot. 13. Dont judge me. 14. Not so secret? 15. !@?!@?Filed underwear: convenient if your size is in the toprow, not so convenient if your size is in the bottom row. 16. How about a Ferris wheel that delivers the size I need atthe push of a button? 17. One bra in my size! (Dont ask me my size. Thats secret.) 18. Stars everywhere. 19. Christmas in October? 20. Coordinating carpet. To provoke Christmas spending allyear round? 21. Thank you for allowing me to share notes on my travels with you!