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Thoughts OnGetting Older…
Wisdom from Grandpa .......
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin,
cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."
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The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.
Many girls like to marry a military man – he can cook, sew, and make beds
and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.
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Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know
"why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth...
Remember about Algebra.
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You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks.
I don't know how I got over the hill Without getting to the top.
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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Old age is when former classmates are
so gray and wrinkled and bald, theydon't recognize you.
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If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at
when you are old.
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Have a GREAT day.......and keep Laughing
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