this is jon scieszka

this is the mindof jon scieszka

this is the wolfthat lived in the mind

of jon scieszka

this is the princewith low self-esteemwho followed the wolfthat lived in the mind

of jon scieszka

this is the cheese,stinky and green,

that knocked out the princewith low self-esteemwho followed the wolfwho lived in the mind

of jon scieszka

This is the bookthat came in betweenmath and the cheese,

stinky and green,that knocked out the prince

with low self-esteemwho followed the wolfwho lived in the mind

of jon sciezska

This is

getting

boring...

Here is the problemconfronting a kid

who followed the bookthat came in betweenmath and the cheese,

stinky and green,that knocked out the prince

with low self-esteemwho followed the wolfwho lived in the mind

of jon scieszka

Here are the taleswith scissors and squidsthat ignored the problem

confronting the kidwho followed the bookthat came in betweenmath and the cheese,

stinky and green,that knocked out the prince

with low self-esteemwho followed the wolfwho lived in the mind

of jon scieszkaWhat are you looking at me

for?

“What about the Time Warp Trio? You can’t have a presentation

without the Time Warp Trio! It would be like

having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

without the jelly! It just wouldn’t be right! Who will help me make the

sandwich? Who will help me squish the grapes? Who will help me dig

the peanuts…?”

These are the boys,wild and warped,

yadda, yadda, yadda...

That lived in the mindof jon scieszka