Things Daily Deal Companies Say...
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Transcript of Things Daily Deal Companies Say...
• “Um, no, you definitely can not have a say in how much your coupon is.”
• “No, no, you absolutely can not run a deal for as long as you want.”
• “I know you said you wanted to run a coupon for 25% off, but we’re thinking more in the 60%-75% range.”
• “Look, we definitely know what’s better for your business than you do.”
• “What do you mean you’re going out of business now?”
• “No, we don’t offer support for the massive amount of cheapskates that will come in to redeem your deal and then never return.”
• “So our cut is 50%. No, not 15. I mean a 5, followed by a 0.”
• “Also , we’re gonna need a 2.5% fee for every time someone uses a credit card to purchase a deal.”
• “Um…you should definitely be getting your money within the next 2 weeks or so, I think.”
• “Oh, it’s been 2 weeks? Well, we’ll just have to give you the rest of the money over a 60 day period.”
• “You want to run another deal? Why so soon?”
• “Well, you have to wait 90 days before you can run another one.”
• “Why? Well… it’s just our policy, and that’s that.”
• “Profit? Those come wayyy later, after we give you a lot of exposure for your business.”
