The Wedding Ring

PowerPoint Show by Andrew

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the nurse who attended the operation, the man’s girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket while he was asleep.

She didn’t know he was married and she was so mad that she used Vaseline to slip the ring onto his penis while he was asleep.

I don’t know what’s worse:

1.

Having your girlfriend find out you’re married.

2.

Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

Or…

3.

Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

Tough call. You decide.