The Ultimate Interface
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By Jonny Goldstein
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This presentation deals with death
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What is the ultimate interface?
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is where we come together.
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Tombstones are where we come together with the final.
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In Jewish tradition we leave a stone ontop of a tombstone when we visit.
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In Chinese tradition we bring food for the deceased to enjoy in the afterlife.
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And we burn fake money and fake gadgets so that the deceased is not broke and bored in the afterlife.
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And if the deceased liked to drink, we might pour whiskey on the grave. The departedwouldn't want to be soberin the afterlife.
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But why can't A tombstonepour us a drink?
It could come witha whisky spigot.
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Or if it's the last resting place of a wealthy relative or friend why can't there be a built-in ATM machine? We could make a withdrawal.
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Or if you want to donate to a charity in the deceased's name, there could be a creditcard reader. Swipe your card, save a puppy.
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How about outfitting a tombstone with arms?
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It could give you five.
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Or a hug.
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Or slap some sense into you.
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Or come with a psychoanalysts couch andhelp us to work out all those unresolved issues.
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Woody Allenonce said“I don't want to achieve immortalitythrough my work.I want to achieve it through not dying.”
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Amen, Woody. MeanwhileI will keep working on that whisky spigot.
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