The UbysseIssued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board

of The University of British Columbia

VOL. XVIII .

VANCOUVER, B. C ., FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 1936

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BRILLIANT DANCE PROMISED

COMING EVENTS ;

TODAY

8 :30—Bilsitetbaf and Dance, Gym.8 :15—"Prates of Penzance", And .

COMING EVENTS

SATURDA Y8:15—"Pirates of Penzance," And ,

MONDA Y

12:15—Men's Athletic Meeting, Ap, Sc.

100.

Colour, Dash Of`Pirates' Pleases

Bright Production Leading LadyHas Charm andQuick Pace

FINE CHORAL WORK

DUNS 11 UIR A SVOCATION S

LECTURER

NOMINATION SDUE NEX T

TUESDAYGould As Yet Sole

PresidentialProspect

With A .M .S . elections fast pproach-ing, nomination campaigns are al -ready well under way and it is al -ready apparent that there will be afull slate of candidates .

Nominee

Union Dance Offer

--Vancouver Hotel

Ballroom, Orchestra

Are Supplied At

Nominal Cost

FOR UNION NAC U

By D. R. B,

"Pirates of Penzance," whichranks with "Pinafore" as th emost popular operetta by thatpopular pair, Gilbert and Sul •livan, was brilliantly presentedby the Musical Society onWednesday evening. The audi-ence, of nearly a thousand stu-dents, loudly praised the ef-forts of the young artists who ,for the most part, deserved i tall .

Another "super-colossal" pep meet-

ing got under way with a bang on

Tuesday when Jack Emerson, Maste r

of Ceremonies, introduced a numbe r

of artists who were received with

rare enthusiasm by their critical aud-

ience — especially Vic Won, smiling

Chinese entertainer from the Man-

darin Gardens, who brought down

the house with his rendering of

"Alone," and Emerton Court, actor

extraordinary .

Mr . Court gave a most unusual per-

formance . With a few easy strokes

of the "chalk and clay" sticks, an-

athema to the average amateur actor,

and the addition or removal of a wi g

of scant white locks, he became Age ,Youth, "Coon"—anything he wished .

All it needed was the striking of an

attitude and the impersonation was

complete . The audience seemed t ofind him equally effective in hisheart-moving imitations of Old BlackJoe and a blind Irishman ;,a in themore comic characters of CharlieChaplin, Adolf Hitler, a Pander St .Oriental and Groucho Marx.

Isabel and Kenny Haight, tap andacrobatic dancers, have appeared be -fore the student audience before, bu tin their case familiarity does no tseem to breed contempt. When theyappeared in two of their soft-sho etap dances, Senkler of Discipline -Committee fame was observed to si tup and take notice

Jackie Williamson and his orchestraprovided incidental music—and not s oincidental at that, especially in Duk eEllington's 'Solitude," when the ai rwas taken up by trombone, trumpetand clarinet in rapid succession . WithWylie proved his right to a plac eamong the moderns in his catchy ,quick-moving solos of "Body an dSoul" and "Some clay Sweetheart . "

Jack Emerson kept the breaks be-tween acts filled up with a series ofjokes and snappy comebacks, the ex-cuse for the latter being given by aheckler (or possibly a stooge) in theaudience . Said heckler was r.o matchfor Mr, Emerson's wit, and had tocontent himself with enthusiastictooting of the machine known as a"rassberry," Emerson did not seemto find this annoying : it certainlygave him all the opportunity he need-ed for humour .

Wholesale FieldAnalysed ForUndergrads

"Wholesaling is a branch of com -

merce that is more fascinating tha n

any other." With these words Mr .John Dunsmuir, of the firm of Mac-kenzie, White and Dunsmuir, opene dhis talk on the wholesaling trade atthe last Vocational Guidance lectur eof the term.

He said that to be successful inbusiness, one must spend all his time,except when he is asleep ur eating,at that business. To be most suc-cessful, he said, it is better to startat the bottom and work to the topthrough the various departments. Thegoing is rougher, but the experiencemore than pays for the effort . Healso said that to be really successful,

WHOLESALER'S VALUE

There are three reasons for thewholesaler, he said . First, the whole-saler can give credit for a muc hlonger period than the manufacturer .The manufacturer gives about te ndays to settle the bills, while thewholesaler will give an indefinit enumber of days to the retailer to set-tle . Second, the wholesaler can an dwill supply small amounts of goodsat frequent periods, where the man-ufacturer can only afford to ship i nlarge consignments . This necessitatesthe wholesaler, :or he can take thelarge shipments from the manufac-turer and store it in his warehouse ,from which he can distribute it t othe retailers in his district . For thisreason the retailer prefers to buyfrom the wholesaler .

He then went on to describe th edifferent departments of a typica lwholesaling house, and their respec-tive duties, He said that there werefour departments in any wholesalinghouse.

PURCHASING DEPARTMEN T

First there is the purchasing depart-ment . The personnel of this depart-ment consists of a purchasing agent ,his secretaries, and a staff of buyers.The size of the staff depends entirel yon the size of the business. Theduties of this department are simplein that It is its duty to do all th ebuying for the business . But to dothis, the purchasing agent has to knowthe buying power of the district i nwhich the wholesaler is operating .

SALES ORGANIZATIO NThe second department Is the sell -

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Library Has ExhibitOf Varied Attraction

Rare old manuscripts, commercia l

advertising, objects d'art, geologica l

maps, and a fascinating collector's li-

brary of rare books on a great var-

iety of subjects comprise the exhibi t

on view at present in the FacultyRoom of the Library . The exhibit ,loaned by the British Government byarrangement with the British Trad eCommissioner, consists principally o fposters, books, and maps, all issue dby various departments of the Bi itishgovernment and related to the re -sources of the Empire, its industr yand trade.

Many of the books are of thegreatest historical interest . Part ofthe Doomsday Book, made by orderof William the Conqueror to enumer-ate and evaluate all the battlers ofland throughout England — the firs tBritish census—is on view in repro-duction. There are samples of th ebeautifully executed maps of the Or-dnance Survey, some of them on ascale of six inches to the mile. Thereis a facsimile of two pages of the Co-dex Sinaticus, the earliest known copyof parts of the Bible, for which theGovernment and people of Englan drecently paid one million dollars ,making it by far the most costly bookin the world

.The exhibition includes many inter-

esting photographs of the art treas-ures of the British Nation, scores o f

BEST IN FIVE YEAR S

In fact, old-timers say that thi s

year's offering is the best that th e

Musical Society has done for at Toast

five years . An excellent orchestra ,

good lighting, and pleasing sets helped

to make the show the success it is .

For the most part, the men wer e

not well made-up . The most glaring

example of this fault was the Pirate

King, Ian Douglas, who had the

Groucho Marx face with Eddie Can-

tor ens. One wouls( not luivt, been_surprised if he had at any momen t

pulled out a cigar, gone into a

crouch, and queried, "How'm I

dole'? "

On the other hand, the member s

of the ladies chorus and the feminine

principals were properly grease-

painted . In the chorus Marjorie Find -

lay made a particularly pretty pic-

tu'e and looked as if she had sudden-

b' come to life from Grandma's ol d

Family Album, with her bonnet, he rfrills, and her rosy cheeks .

WIT AND TALENTSPARKLE TUESDAYAT NOON PEP MEE T

Alice Rowe, whose fine soprano voice

was heard to great advantage In the

lilting melodies of "Pirates of Pen-

zance," In which she takes the roman -

tic lead .

Popular Visitor sInclude Court ,Won, Emerson

ALICE ROWE GOO DOf the leading characters, Alice

Rowe as Mabel gave the best per-formance . She coupled a well-trainedvoice with considered (but not ap-pearing so) acting. She was possiblyequalled, but not excelled by LillianWalker as Ruth, the Pirate maid, wholooked convincingly ugly—tree wor kof the make-up man—and who inter-preted her part well .

Douglas Ford, as Frederick, th ehero, started off his performance i na wooden manner . Although his voicewas at no time anything but pleasing,his acting suffered a great deal fromeither nervousness or unconsciou sstiffness . This manner, however ,passed away during the second act,and his trio with Ruth and the Pirat eKing was delightful.

OUTSTANDING MANA. K. Macleod as the comical Ma-

jor-General Stanley caught the aud-ience at once. Without overacting ,and he had no lack of opportunities ,he delivered his famous dissertationon the qualities of modern major -generals . His costume and make-u phelped considerably to make him themost outstanding of all the men i nthe cast .

Mournfully perfect in the role ofthe sad Sergeant of Police was Gor-don Stead. In the costume of theVictoria, B .C. Police Departmnt heled his 'boys' through their paces ina manner that had the crowd almoston their feet in approval ,

Overacting spoiled some of the ef-fect that Morley Neal as the PirateLieutenant might have made . Scene-stealing is sometimes permissible, bu the made the mistake of distracting th eaudience from the important action .That is never permissible ,

DUET HIGH SPOTThe orchestra handled the music

acceptably . As it should, it neverstressed the accompaniment to theextent of 'drawing attention—but th esingers were able to feel that the yhad capable support in all their work .

The short "Hail Poetry" chorus i nthe finale of the first act was th emusical treat of the evening . It is

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Latest reports place John it . Grove sGould, present Literary and Scien-tific members, as sole candidate forPresident . Betty Hoyt is the onlycontestant so far for President of theWomen's Undergrad Society whil eRalph Killam and John Witbeck ar eopposing forces in search of office ofPresident of Men's Undergrad Society .The office of Secretary calls fort hthree nominees in the persons of MissConstance Baird, Miss CatherineScott and Miss Pauline Patterson .

one should make people feel that one Alvin Rosenbaum and Harvey Car -

is enthusiastic and happy in his work,ruthers seem to have chosen to fur -Car -

each other with opposition forthe office of Junior member while ,at present, John Logan stands a lon ecandidate for President of the Liter-ary and Scientific executiv Clar-ence Idyll, present careful guardia nof finances, returns to ask for re-el-ection to office as treasurer, To dat eathletics seem to be a one-man gam ewith Dave Carey in the men's slotand Beth Evans in the women's .

Nominations for President must bein the hands of Darrel Gomety, Sec-retary, by 5 p.m., Tuesday, March 3 ,and elections will be held on the 10th .Nominations for other offices are du eto be in the hands of the Secretarybefore 5 p .m., March 11 . and the el-ections for these offices will be Mar .17th .

Ask Opinion OnVocation Talks

The Alumni Committee un-der Tommy Berto who hav epresented the series of Voca-tional Guidance lectures, Isanxious to know what the stu-dent response has been . Theyare anxious to learn what Im-provements could be made ina similar series next year, andask that any suggestions stu-dents may have be addressedto Mr. T. V. Berto, in care ofthe Ubyssey Office, campus.

Grateful acknowledgement is madeto Kay Bourne and to Bill Gwyer,whose initiative and energy broughtthe College Carnival into being andmade of it such a fine success.

brochures published by the BritishGovernment on historical buildingsand localities, and a number of su-perbly printed books, such as the fac-simile of the Egyptian Book of theDead, and of missals and ocher 11 -luminated texts, like the Gospel ofLindisfarne .

Some random features of the ex-hibit which are of interest includethe fine photographic reproduction sof old masters—one enlarged photo -graph of some detail in an AlbrechtDurer painting is particularly note -worthy. Holbein's fine portrait ofChristina of Denmark, a handsomefigure in dark fur and velvet, is at .tractively reproduced . Some copiesof Persian and Indian prints andbeautiful examples of delicacy an dphantasy in imaginative art . Theearly medieval scrolls and psaltersare remarkable for their elaborat eand colorful illumination, some ofthem being crusted with gilt in gol dand silver. Modern posters illustratethe attractive use of bold, flat colors,and design in commercial advertising .

The exhibition is open to the pub-lic between nine and five err week -clays, and is on view until Saturday ,March 7, when it will be sent to Ed-monton en route for Halifax . It hasbeen arranged by the Library here i nco-operation with the British TradeCommissioners, Messrs . J, L. Wilso nGoode and F . J . Gick .

See anything? Well, take a loo karound at the new campaign signsthat are coming out today. Take agood, long look at the $20 at the bot-tom. If you are good at crosswor dpuzzles you'll find the one wordthat stands behind that quota ofyours ,

When you get the letters S-P-I-R-I-T, carry the tale to your family ,friends and prospective donors andexplain all about it . This campaignis just warming up .

At the regular meeting of the Par-liamentary Forum on Tuesday night ,U .B .C. will debate against the Uni-versity of Oregon on the subieet .Resolved that Greet Britain and th eUnited States should recot,ni ; s aMunroe Doctrine for Japan in the Or-ient . The debate will start at 7 :30in Arts 100, with U .B.C . taking theaffirmative ,Considering the prose,' critica l

state of affairs in Japan, the subjec tshould be a very timer, ono . Thenames of the debaters are not ye tavailable .

Anagram Signs To

Stimulate Campaign

Japan in East For

Forum Meet Tonight

The Library and its place in theEducational scheme furnish the topi cof discussion at the coming Saturday' sVancouver Institute Lecture . Mr . JohnRidington, well qualified to speak ashe nears his twentieth year of ser-vice to the U.B .C. Library, will des-cend from his Castle to address themeeting .

Mr . Ridington plans to discuss hissubject in its relations to the generalproblem of Adult Education, which,in its turn, is part of the still biggerproblem of the destiny of democracy .The principles and policies he advo-cates will also be considered in theirbearing on the British Columbia an dVancouver Library Situations .

The meeting will be held in Arts100 of the University, and commencesat 8 :15 . It is expected that the Pres-ident, Mr. George E. Winter, willhave returned from the East in tim eto take the chair.

The B. C. Electric provides an ade-quate bus service . All Institute lec-tures are free to the public .

Jay Gould of the Literary and Sci-entific Executive, who is the first andto date the only candidate reported to

have signified his Intention of runnin gfor President of Students' Council i nthe term 1936-37 _en

"EDUCATION AND

THE LIBRARY" AT

INSTITUTE TALK

Mr. Ridington Has

Rich Experience

To Draw From

March is the month dedicated tothe Japanese girls in Old Japan, How-ever the third day of March is espec-ially set apart for the celebration ofthe "Festival of the Dolls." On thisday dolls made for the occasion arebrought out to decorate the guestroom .

The women members of the Jap-anese Students' Club of this Campusare initiating this celebration on thecampus. They have planned a tea towhich various persons connected withthe university will be invited . Theaffair under the leadership of Nor-iko Yamanaka will be held at thehome of Mrs . E . Kagetsu .

Japanese refreshments will beserved by girls clad in the pictures-que attire of the land of the risingsun. A charming program has alsobeen planned .

The purpose of the undertaking isto acquaint the occidental people ofthis university with things Japanese .

NURSES' BALL

Final arrangements' have a t

last been completed for th e

long-postponed Nurses' Ball .

The Georgian Club is to be thescene of the dance, and the dat ehas been set at 9 p .m . next Wed-

nesday ,

CUSTOM REVIVED

By JIM MACFARLANE

Hear ye, Hear ye ! U.B.C.

students and all their friends

will have a chance to go to

town in a big way with their

Union Building Campaign next

Thursday evening when the

ALL-Varsity Dance Swings in-

to motion with Mart Kenney's

orchestra making the Crystal

Ballroom of the Hotel Vancou-

ver fairly sparkle with the

usual inimitable symphony of

superb melody for which the

"Gentlemen" are famed .

Darrel Gomery, publicity manager,waxed enthusiastic over this latest"Child of Fortune" and in a cres-cendo of adjectival phrases spreadLefore the eyes of this reporter thepanorama of arrangements . With afull orchestra of the Western Gen-,tlemen the "Big Time" will get un-der way at 9 p .m. and will keep ongoing till 1 a .m . "It is to be on thelines of a combined class party of allclasses and faculties, programs andall the trimmings . "

BUT . . . the price. Because of thegenerosity of Mr. Chester, managerof the Hotel, the ballroom is beingdonated for the evening, and of An-derson's Printing Co., who r .re doingthe programs free, the tickets are 75cents per person . In the words of JayGould, "for 'six bits' one may loll,hop or otherwise in the :uxuriouasurroundings of Vancouver's firstranking hotel, and at the same timegive their Alma Mater the benefit of ,the golden egg . "

Tickets are in the hands of the stu-dents council members and all clamexecutives, and will also be availableat the door. Dress orders for theevening are "informal but not too in-formal ." Boys and girls, round u pall your friends, varsity or non-var-sity, grad or undergrad, and get yourtickets. HURRY! This is bargainday at Varsity.

Doll Festival~ . *

OLD JAPANESE•lee

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FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 193 6

PEACE SOCIETY

Some time ago the Ubyssey published a let -

ter from some Eastern society, which set forth

the organization of peace efforts working in

Canada today. Prominently figuring in these

societies were student peace organizations .

The campus here has been noticeably lack-ing in these manifestations of student senti-

ment. Although a worthy will sometimes writ e

a letter to the editor pointing out some hideous

war menace in our midst and an occasiona llecturer will give us a sober talk on the inter-

national outlook from a peace-lover's point

of view, the general campus outlook seems tobe comfortably vague on the subject .

It might be a good thing if some of our mor e

earnest souls livened things up a bit. Anti-war

demonstrations may be slightly naive, but the

idea behind them is wholesome enough .

We have a score of books on the subject ,purchased in the days of our violent pacifism ,

and we have been waiting some three years fo r

some appropriate society to spring into being ,so that we might make a donation, and becomeone of the patron saints . What are the chances ?What has become of Mr . John George Hill ,we do not seem to have noticed his name in

the news recently. He would have known ho wto handle our dilemma !

CONGRATULATIONS, MUSICIAN S

We are happy to congratulate the Musica lSociety on their product i on of "The Piratesof Penzance" which is, on the whole, the bes tproduction of the Society that we can recall.

Considering the vocal limitatipns that ar ealmost inevitable where undergraduates ar econcerned, the soloists acquitted themselve ssatisfactorily, and the choral work was distin-guished. The act ing was better, on the whole ,than we anticipated, and the stage manage-ment seemed quite competent . Particularlypleasing was the appreciation of comic values ,which can be wasted so mercile ssly throughinept handling .

We heartily recommend the "Pirates " toany student who has not yet seen it, and wishesany light, musical enterta i nment .

THE EDITOR IS WITHOUT AN IDE A

Thelations ,

exercising a calm, impartial judgment on al lmatters, spiritual and temporal ; he must droppears of wisdom and not revert to foolishness—the province of the columnist •

He must be an Olympian being who viewswith unperturbed solemnity the petty scramb-ling of his fellows . It is only when he is re-quired to open his editorial lips and speak, an dat the same time is uttery sterile as regard sideas, inspiration, or observations, that he i sbereft of his majesty and becomes a mere fret-ful human .

Did you ever notice the little bag at th eneck of a lawyer's gown between the shoul-ders? There's a reason for it .

When the British courts began lawyerswere permitted to accept an honorar ium butcould charge no fee . The honorarium was car-ried in the little bag while the lawyer plead hi scase. And if he flagged the client could alwaysdrop in another coin, like dropping a nickl ein a slot machine.

BOOKSELECTIONPlato, Lucian and Greek Morals—

Imagine a book that tries to provethat George Santayana is merely abrilliant essayist, and that P . G. Wode-house is the one real philosopher ofthe day, and you have some idea ofthis one .

The Pageant of Greece—A series ofprose and verse translations fro mGreek literature from the earlies ttimes. It lives up to its title.

Others Abide—Translations by Hum-bert Wolfe from the Greek Anthology ;they're worth reading, unlike mostverse translations.

Select Epigrams from the Greek An -thology—If you can read a little easyGreek, here you are ; if not, Dr . Mac-kail has added some very gracefulprose translations.

Euripides and His Age, Gilbert Mur -ray—You probably read this book inyour freshman year, but it won'thurt you to re-read it . Very pro-Euripides .

Greek Romances—Chocolate, withsugar coating an inch thick .

Plutarch's Quyete of Mynde—A Fac -similie of Wyat's translation of oneof Plutarch's gentle essays .

The Greek Tradition — Essays onsome out-of-the-way corners ofGreek life, including a rather grue-some one on Greek country-life .

Specimina Codicum Latinorum Va-ticanorum—Don't be alarmed at th etitle : it's merely a selection of repro-ductions from Latin MSS, in the Va-tican .

f Class and Club%

LE CERCLE FRANCAISThere will be no meeting of Le

Cercle Francais on Tuesday. Allmembers please pay fifteen cents t othe secretary immediately .

DER DEUTSCHE VEREINNext meeting of the German clu b

will be held Monday, March 1, a tthe home of Free Roys, 1447 HarwoodSt ., at 8 p .m. Frau Roys will speakon Albrecht Durer .

NOTICERefund on Arts '36 class tees ma y

be obtained from Mr . Horne office .Bring your ticket . Hurry before themoney is all gone !

NOTIC EDelta sub-chapter of Phrateres will

hold as hort business meeting to-da yin Arts 105 at 12 :30 sharp,

Wholesalers 'Work Discussed

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ing department . The personnel of thisdepartment is divided into twogroups, the inside sales departmentand the outside department. The in-side department is the call or counterservice department . This division ofthe sales organization is for servingcustomers who come to the whole-saling house to buy their goods, Th eoutside department consists of th efield men. This is the last steppingstone to an executive position in thebusiness.

The third department is the ware-housing department . This departmenthas to take care of the goods tha tcome in from the manufacturer, cat-alogue them, and store them in theirrespective storage places . This de-partment is subdivided into four div-isions . They are the order, checking ,packing and shipping departments .Over each is a manager, and th ewarehousing manager is boss of themall .OFFICE ROUTIN E

The fourth department is the of-fice force . "The size and personnelof this department depends entirelyon the size of the business," he said ."There may be one or one hundredpersons employed in this department ,depending on the type and size of th ebusiness," he added . In a good sizedbusiness, this department is subdiv-ided into seven sub-departments. Theyare the accounting, credit, costing,traffic, advertising, stenographic, andexchange departments.

In concluding his lecture, he gav esome good general advice on chosin ga profession. He said to choose aprofession, determine to succeed, an dput your heart and soul into it . Hesaid that, while an education is notabsolutely necessary, it always helpsto have one . In applying for a job ,he advised, be mannerly and deter-mined, not diffident . He also advisedto be obliging and keep yourself tid yand clean .

WANTED

Transportation for one person ,daily, from the four thousand blockDouglas Road, Burnaby, to the Uni-versity, and return . Apply at the Stu-dents' Council office, Room 303, Au-ditorium Bldg .

"PIRATES"

When the lights dim in the theatreon an opening night, there is a all-ence that can be heard in every cor-ner . The orchestra, playing the over-ture, seems to be keeping the aud-ience in suspense for what is to come .Every person squirms a little in theirseat, finds a comfortable angle, andsettles down to enjoy the first act -for audiences always want to like apeHormance, that is a thing misun-derstood among young actors whofear the coldness of what they be-lieve is a critical crowd .

"Pirates of Penzance," like a lot ofGilbert and Sullivan works, hangs ona plot as thin as the ice after thefirst frost . When the finale is near-ing, there are always a lot of thingsto be cleared up. To the inexper-ienced, it looks as if the show wouldrun for another hour .

Then, of a sudden, everybody onthe stage begins explaining things, asong or two is sung, and, to the sur-prise of all, the show is over . That i sthe charm of Gilbert and Sullivan —they never let a little thing like aplot interfere with their delightfulmusic .

Along with the "Mikado," "Pirated"has been based on a lot of thingsthat couldn't possibly happen. Thatwas all right in the days when thesewere written—today the style is so-phistication and complication, alon gwith menace and subtleness—but theoperettas by those two Englishmenstill remain universal favorites .

And so the Musical Society keepson producing Gilbert and Sullivan—there is no reason to stop as long a sthey don't repeat too often. The worldhears too little of delightful whimsyand pleasant, airy music as it is.

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GATES

The University Gates, although no timposing, present an excellent targe tfor speeding motorists. Standing bythe gates in the early morning, I wai tfor the bus and watch the cars coneout of the University area on thei rway to the city . A rather large lim-ousine tears along about five to eightdaily with a speed that brings u pvague memories of newsreel shots ofSir Malcolm Campbell . I've boonwaiting ever since the snow starte dfor the big car to skid and hit thegates. But it won't !

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ZETE S

There was, evidently, a Carniva llast Saturday. Coming into the Pu boffice Monday morning, you woul dhave thought that the thing was heldhere . The floor was covered with aliberal amount of assorted debris, in-cluding broken glass, cards, books

,

and copy paper. And the tables —they were gone .

Our three tables, and our type-writers—all gone .

Not only were they gone, but thosewho took them refused to bring the mback. In order to bring out a Tues-day paper we had to lug the machinesback from the gym—and then usethem on the counter.

Upon investigation is seems that theZetes, who ran a Housie-Housie out-fit at the Carnival, needed the tables.and took them. In the process o fremoving our furniture they brok eone window and scattered a lot ofvaluable papers in ten directions.Three stories for the last issue of th epaper were lost—not that that wa sa big loss but we wanted them ,

LOST

Between the Science Building andthe Library or in the Library a blackmottled Sheaffer Fountain Pen, Find-er please return to the Pub Office orto Pauline Patterson, Arts '37 ,

$30,000Do Your Share

Raise $20 !

Tell Them

"I saw it in the

Ubyssey"

"The Student" To '

Reappear Soon

On March 10, "The Student", theofficial publication of the StudentLeague of Canada, will re-appear onthe campuses and in the High Schools .

This magazine is the only one inthe country that concerns itself solel ywith the general run of student prob-lems and events which involve stu-dents. It is a pioneer in the field.

Financial troubles, familiar to al lself-run publications has stilled itscontroversial voice for some months,but once more its articles will chal-lenge student apathy . Discussed fav-orably and unfavorably from coast tocoast, "The Student" has to its credi tin past issues the fact that it hasbrought vital problems to the atten-tion of student bodies . The editorialpolicy of the magazine makes an at -tempt to instil a measure of socialconsciousness in students and to ex -plain the basic relationship of theschool to the outside world.

Three featured articles will tell ofthe current situations at the Univer-sities of McGill, Toronto and BritishColumbia . Another article will re-count the organization, growth andattitude of the "Student Peace Move-ment ." Plans for sending Canadiandelegates to a World Youth Congressat Geneva, in August, will be dis-cussed . This congress is endorsed byRemain Rolland, Lord Cecil, AndreMalraux, Lord Marley and sponsoredby a wide variety of' world youth or .ganizations under the slogan of'Peace, Freedom and Progress" An -other feature article will deal withthe much neglected problem of stu-dent self-government and the typica lset-up and present failure as they arenow constituted . Other articles an dfeatures will be announced prior topublication .

A new business management an dpreparation for increased circulationmake certain that this issue will bediscussed and debated by many hun-dreds who have never read "The Stu -dent" in the past .

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Daily papers are such valuable things . Now ,for instance, the Associated press sends ou tan article today, information collected by Dr .Arthur F. Payne, director of the personne lbureau of the College of the City of New York,and telling people how to go about getting ajob, but more especially how to go about notgetting a job .

That's a genuine service to humanity. Hesays: "Don't take the first job offered to you . "

Heh, heh. That's one thing I've never done .I don't say I never will, always providing, ofcourse, that some day someone does offer m eone ,

"And don't say you will take any job at an ywage under any working conditions . You couldeasily develop a neurosis in some jobs, wher eothers would be quite happy. My dear, ima-gine picking up neurosis while out job-hunting ,I always say you can't be too careful about thepeople you go job-hunting with ,

"Don ' t give your prospective employer th ehard job of finding out for himself just whatyou are good for. Do you know your strengths ,weaknesses, capacities, abilitie s? "

This job of be i ng Ubyssey columnist is plea-sant and keeps away the big bad neuroses, bu tit threatens to peter out . This makes the fourthyear as columnist of some sort, and I don' tthink I've got the nerve to go on into a fifth .It would begin to look like a Harpo Marx an-swer, when someone accused him of being il-literate .

"Why," he said with dignity, "I spent thebest years of my life in Grade 3 ."

So pretty soon I 'll be sallying forth to getmyself a new job, and Dr . Payne's little rule sshould be very helpful. Apparently there aresome jobs now . News of three local boys mak-ing good seeped through last week . There's theGreat D. C. Macdonald and Chris Fletche rsinging Antipodeanly (whoops) on the radio ,and a two years', ago graduate recently got hi sfirst job since then, driving a hearse .

(Pause for thought : how does one sell one -self as a hearse-driver, and what about th eneroses? )

So I think I'll just write me a form lette raccording to Payne and leave thousands o fthem where I think they 'll do me the mostgood .

"Dear Sir (or Madam) :"I'm going to save you the trouble of find-

ing out for yourself just what I am good for ,lest you leap ,at negative conclusions. The fol-lowing are my strengths, weaknesses, capaci-tie s, abilities and peculiarities .

"I can tear a telephone book in two dia-gonally, right through the back binding, the nrip it across again, which shows my strength .On the other hand I have never been able suc-cessfully to cope with the people that own thetelphone that goes with it, particularly whenit was just issued last week, which shows cer-tain weaknesses .

"My capacities : For mushrooms, infinite ,coffee, large but indefinite, steak, pretty big ,the Better Things in Life, possibly six glasses .

"My abilities : I can play `Long, Long Ago 'with two hands, and the Chopin Nocturnewhich starts G, E, D, E, D, C, with a hand an da half . I can type and I know shorthand up tothe-shun hook chapter. I was also to collitchsome years ago, and learned some interestingthings . I can wash dishes and drive a car an dplay bridge and craps,

"My peculiarities: I don 't paint my finger-nails red (if Sir), I'm kind to children anddumb animals (if Madam) . No matter howhard I try I couldn't get to work before te nthirty, without getting neuroses, and I have t ohave an hour off for tea, besides an hour fo rlunch. I love Laurel and Hardy, and find n odifficulty in restraining my enthusiasm fornewsreels .

"Hoping you have no neuroses in your of-fice, hopefully yours— "

Newspaper Editor suffers many tribu- "P .S. Please don 't be the first one to offe r

He is expected to have the faculty of' me a job, since Dr . Payne advises me not t otake it, if so ." 0

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Friday, February 28, 1986

THE UBYSSEY

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She Stoops To ConquerSTABLESWEEPINGS

The faculty silverware has just un-, dergone its annual polishing and nowpresents a very cheerful appearanc ein its cabinet in the Common Room .During the years the lade have am-assed a considerable collection of tro-phies, very comparable to that in thelibrary, and all the more commend-able in view of the small registratio nin Agriculture . Has any other fac-ulty such tangible evidence of Itsscholastic and practical merit? Pridein this connection seems justifiable .

Reposing also in the cabinet is anattractive brown brief case . one ofthe prizes to be drawn for tomorrow .Proceeds of the ticket sale are in ai dof the Union Building, so, all goodpeople who support this movement,here's your opportunity to do so andat the same tine to get a chance ona desirable prize . Today is the lastday to get your ticket. Every Aggiehas tickets, so step up, folks!

PING-PONG : B. Campbell, John-son, and Chin are forging ahead inthe Elimination Tournament, al -though many contestants are some -what slow in getting under way. TheLadder Tournament has its ups anddowns, so to speak, but no one seemsyet able to depose Kyle Berry fromthe top rung. The game will be theundoing of the Aggles, yet — Bil lJohnson's got so bad that he eventried to "serve" a cigarette and smok ethe ball !

BELIEVE IT OR NOT—Dr . Baru"went East before he was born."WE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW

Why "Droop" isn't sensitive abouthis basketball (?) .

Why Jack Bowen isn't running inthe Arts '20 .

What would happen if Kyle did notopen his mouth during lectures—in-ternal explosions?

Why two Aggie Co-eds spend somuch time in the Cat,

If Cudmore is as susceptible as heappears, or if its the hockey wha tgets 'em .

Why Debby has become so unpop-ular with the co-eds of late .

Why Barbara Jones hasn't enoughnerve to borrow books, even underthe stimulus of an impending exam-ination . Maybe we really ought tohave a bell-hop in the building, ordid she get one ?

DOGGONIT! We hear that there'sto be no tug-of-war at Agassiz thisyear, and just when we've got Mason !SADISM ON Ti's CAMPUS

Without mentioning any names orplaces, we hereby state that we de-plore the activities of certain Aggiesin the early part of this week. Tosay the very least, their conduct isreprehensible and moronic . That's all!

Engineers To Hol dAnnual Dinner

The Vancouver Branch of the En-

gineering Institute of Canada is hold -ing a dinner in honor of Mr . E. A,

Cleveland, M.E.I .C., Chief Commis-sioner of the Greater Vancouver Wa-ter District and Chairman of the Van-couver and Districts Joint Sewerageand Drainage Board, who has recent-ly been elected President of the En-gineering Institute of Canada for theyear 1936.

The dinner will take place at theTerminal City Club on Thursday eve-ning, Feb. 27, at the hour of 6:45 p .m.The charge will be $1 .50 per plate .Dress optional.

As the accommodation is limited tofifty guests, members are asked totelephone their reservations to theBranch Secretary, Soy. 6223, befor eTuesday noon. After that time, if ac-commodation is available, membersmay arrange to make reservations fora limited number of guests.

Mr. Cleveland has just returnedfrom the Anual Meeting of the• In-sttitute held at Hamilton and will de -liver a short report of the proceedingsthere. All members who can possiblydo so are urged to attend this dinner,honor one of its members and enjoya social evening.

T. V, Berry ,Secretary-Treasurer.

Musical SocietyOperetta Scores

(Continued from Page 1)regrettable that this number is notlonger. In the second act, the duetbetween Douglas Ford and AliceRowe proved the high spot .

All the male choruses were pleas-ing, but then they have been writtenwith a swing that makes it impossibl efor one to dislike them if they are ren-dered with any degree of efficiency .

Mentioned before, but worthy ofdouble notice was the "Paradox" trioin the second act . Encored once, i tcould have stood a third rendition .

"Pirates of Penzance" was brilliant ,accurate, and showed signs of carefu lpreparation, There were undoubtedlyseveral flaws, stage direction beingone. But, making the usual allow-ances for amateurs, the entire pro-duction was outstanding and agree -able to the listener . It sets a stand-ard for future performances—and no ta IOW standard .

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Diana Drabble, Arta '39, whohas in addition to her other ac-complishments walked confidentl yinto a starring role in her fresh -

To recapture the easy affluence andordered elegance of the Eighteent hCentury gentry, and to dissociat eoneself from the tense, crackling pac eof life today, is something of an as-signment . Players' Club memberscast in "She Stoops to Conquer", Ol-iver Goldsmith's fine Restorationcomedy, are working to attain the at-mosphere necessary for the stagin gof their Spring production .

Costumes, settings, and propertieswill all develop the tone required fo rthe play. Massive Elizabethan an delegantly proportioned Classical fur-niture will be combined in he dark-wood-and-old-pewter set of Mr . Hard -castle's country mansion, e'here agreat part of the action takes place .Costumes will show the sense of styl eand elegance that characterized th eperiod . Ornate and lovely gowns wil lgrace the ladies of the play; the me nwill doubtless cut dashing figures i ntheir tailored coats, tight breeches,ruffled shirts, wigs and riding boots .

Traditional English types will beinterpreted by the U .B .C . < .ctors intheir comedy presentation . The gen-teel, poised, and precious aristocracy

JAPANESE DEBAT EAT WASHINGTON

In a return meet at Seattle three

members of the Japanese Students'Club of this university will opposethree speakers from a similar organ-ization on the University of Washing-ton campus on the topic of the Sec-ond Generation Marriage Problem .The forensic encounter is to take theform of a "Problem-Solving Debate, "so called by Its formulator, Prof .Frederick Orr of the University ofWashington .

Problem Solving differs from theestablished form of debate in elimin-ating the "affirmative" and "nega-tive" aspect from the argument andconcentrating, instead, on a solutionof the problem at issue . "This typ eof debating tends to break down un-desirable prejudices, and develops intheir place tolerance and broadmind-edness," contends its originator.

The resolution therefore will beframed as follows, "How can tire Sec-ond Generation Marriage problem besolved?"

This debate revives a traditional ri-valry between the two Japanese Stu -dents' Clubs. Shinobu Higashi, Rog-er Obata and Kunito Shoyama are t odefend the honor of the Alma MeterSociety .

Applications WantedFor History SocietyApplications are now receivable for

membership in the Historical Societyannounces Peter Disney, its president .These must be made in writing andbe in the hands of the secretary, Len-nie Price, by March 9 .

Membership in the society is in -tended for students proceeding t otheir third year, particularly those

ette year . Costumed in the lovelygowns of the period, she will be'one valid reason for the pictoria lhandsomness of the production .

of the period are represented by theroles of Marlowe and Hastings, takenby Hugh Palmer and Davie Fulton ,and to a lesser extent by Diana Drab-ble and Audrey Philips, who embodyin addition the natural charm inevi-tably manifested in dramatic hero-ines . Tonly Lumpkins, whose tastesrun to femininity of the meatierbuild, nut-frown ale, and horses, i sa fine character in the Old Englishtradition, and shows every sign o fbeing done full justice to by FredHobson, who is taking the part .

The old country squire — settled ,easy-going, genial, and hopelesslyopinionated, will be handled by Lud-low Beamish; and his fatuous an dgushing wife receives fine comedytreatment in the hands of AdeliaThurber .

Devon yokels and hill-billies, whosestolid, slow-witted quaintness adds somuch color to the play, are GrahamDarling, Jim Beveridge, Eunice Al-exander, Sam Roddan, George John -son, and Monty Fotheringham .

The production is scheduled to playMarch 13. 14, and 15 . Student nightwill be on Wednesday, March 12 .

FORUM ADDRESSESDOWNTOWN CLUBS

Boosting the cause of the Students'

Union Building and at the same time

furnishing the downtown businessmen with valuable University pub-licity, members of Parliamentar yForum are under way on their speak-ing schedule at city business an dservice clubs .

Addressing the Advertising an dSales Bureau of the Vancouver Boar dof Trade at a luncheon last Monda yin the Georgia Hotel, Tom Marshal lspoke briefly concerning the pro-posed Union centre and Universit yaffairs . Tuesday next, Alvin Rosen-baum will give a message to the Ro-tary Club at their luncheon in theOak Room of the Hotel Vancouver .Len Martin will speak to the Kt -wants Club on Thursday of nex tweek .

Parliamentary Forum, while unableto give financial aid to the Unio nBuilding project, feels that i,y spon-soring these addresses to the business -men of the city, material progresswill be gained towards obtaining sup-port in the new project, and towardsbuilding up a favorable atti*ude to -wards University work and its im-portance .

contemplating honors in History.However all students who are inter-ested in history or historical prob-lems are invited to submit applica-tions . Besides the vacancies open tostudents who will be in third yea rthere are a few vacancies tor thosewho will be in fourth year .

U. E. S.

The speaker for a meeting to beheld this Thursday (Feb . 2?, at 12 :80noon is Mr. W. D. McLaren, a con-sulting engineer connected with theNaval Industry . His subject, "Theconstruction of the "Queen Mary."

"Student Nits" of the V .S .E . L tobe held on Friday evening, Feb. 28,at 8 p.m . in the auditorium of theMedical Dental Building. The mem-bers of the Association of ProfessionalEngineers are invited to attend thismeeting, the primary purpose of whichis to allow the students of engineer-ing to meet the local practicing gen-gineers. There will be three Under-graduate speakers and each r afar willbe illustrated with slides. The pa-pers will be interesting to all Engine-ering Students, and this meeting givesyou a chance to strengthen your con-tacts with the downtown engineers.Everybody out . (No admission) .

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SPEAKERS

A. G. Cummings : "Geological Ex-ploration in the Yukon ."

H. P. Godard, "Solvent Extractionin the Petroleum Industry

."J. L . Wibeck, "Automobile FrontEnd Spring Suspensions."

PROTEST

Many students were very indignan tover the inadequacy of the accomoda -lion given the distinguished speaker,Major McLaren. He was forced togive his talk in stuffy, overcrowdedArts 100, continually interrupted byflapping blinds and sizzling and hiss-ing radiators. The inexperience of theprojector operators caused many ofthe slides to be shown backwards .

When a distinguished man like Ma-jor McLaren offers his time to theUniversity, it is only right that he begiven a little more consideration .

Sc . '38 apologizes for the moronicmembers of the class who spread the

' obnoxious fumes of butyric acid allover the University last week.

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Freshman: May I have the lastdance with you ?

Footsore: You've had it.

SMUTTIRING S

You heard of the guy who has beenon forty-three honeymoons?

Yeah! He's sort of a first nighter ,as it were .

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I hear you herd sheep .Yeah! That's what I herd.

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What do you do for a living ?

I work in a burlesque show.Shake .

"Student Night" of the University

Engineering Society is to be held o nFriday evening, Feb . 28, at 8 p .m. inthe Auditorium of the Medical andDental Building. The speakers areUndergraduate students of the Uni -versity and the purpose of this an-nual meeting is to allow the Uni-versity students to meet the Profes-sional Engineers and thus to form acloser contact between the Associa-tion of Professional Engineers and theUniversity Engineering Society . Thespeakers will be A . G. Cummings,"Geological Exploration in the Yu-kon"; H. P. Godard, "Solvent Ex -traction in the Petroleum industry" ;J . L. Witbeck, "Automobile FrontEnd Spring Suspensions", The pa-pers will be illustrated with slides .All of those interested are invited toattend the meeting .

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THE UBYSSEY

Friday, February 28, 193 6

Rowers Leave Tuesday ;

Meet Wash. and Oregon

NOON HOOP GAME WITH ELLENSBURG TODAY

Luckless Seniors Will TryFor Second Win At Noon

HAVE STRONG SQUADAdmission of 10c Goes To Brock Memorial Fun d

Alex Maclntosh, hard working cre wcaptain is all thrilled over the pros-pect of leading what he says is thebest crew that Varsity has put out ,against Oregon and Washington . Thefinal crew is Saunders, Cox, and thecrew—McLeish, Stevens, Morris, West ,Jamieson, Darling, and Pierce . Therewill be some spares from the secon deight who will be taken along, whowill be picked in the next few days.

The second eight which is composedmostly of men of only little exper-ience and who will race V.R.C. inthe city on March 14, has been an-nounced by the crew captain. Themen chosen are cox, Churchill;stroke, John Mckenzie ; 7, Bill Eng-lish ; 6, John Logan ; 5, Bob Melville ;4, Wilf Williams ; 3. Douglas Wilson ;2, Pat MacMillan and bow, Stan Wes -ton .

The rowing club in making the tripto the States is starting a series ofevents which will show the advancethat rowing has made at the Univer-sity this year. After the boys returnfrom Washington they will hold th eannual spring regatta in the city withthe local clubs . There will be a racebetween Varsity and the Vancouve rRowing Club. A Varsity crew wil lrace St . Georges in a return splashfrom laet year in which Varsity wasthe victor . There will be an inter -faculty race which should prove ver yinteresting and Council and the Pub-lications are being approached in thehope that they can put forward ateam .

In conjunction with the Spring re-gatta, on March 14, there will be aTea Dansant held at the Rowing Club .

CIGARETTES

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WILSON MacDUFFEE

President of the rowing club, who ha sworked hard this year for the estab -lishment of a first class rowing club .

Women Will WinAthletic AwardsFor Gym Classe sBanquet For Presentatio n

At a meeting of the Women's BigBlock Club on Thursday it was de-cided that small block letters beawarded to girls attending gym class -es, the award to be based on a teatof the work given in the clauses witha general attendance and improve-ment requirement . There will alsobe round letter awards made to thosewho merit recognition but do notreach the standard for the smal lblock letter . Small black letter awardswill also be given to winners of abeginners' badminton tournament andan archery "shoot."

The possibility of a Women's Ath-letic Association which will be closedand limited to those winning awardswas discussed. This would be an or-ganization similar to the Big BlockClub but would include all those ac-tive in women's sports .

New awards are being discussedwhich may take the form of a crest .It is expected that new sports will beadded to those already existing. Con-sequently there will be a wider ap-peal for a larger number of women .

A committee was appointed to ap-proach a women's Athletic executiveto discuss plans for a women's ath-letic banquet at which this year' sawards will be presented . It is hopedthat he banquet may be held downtown and that an outstanding personin women's sports will be the guestspeaker .

With all the new ideas under dis-cussion there are bound to be som every interesting developments.

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Students at the University will o n

Saturday be offered an opportunit y

to contribute painlessly to the Stu-

dents' Union Building Fund, at the

same time spending six hours of their

time in pleasant recreation .

On Thursday afternoon It was an-nounced by Jay Gould, council mem-ber, that Mr . Saul Lechezier, mana-ger of La Salle Recreations, has don-ated the entire fourth floor of his es-tablishment for the use of Jniversitystudents. The practice rate of 10 cent sper game will be in force, all pro-ceeds to be donated to the UnionBuilding Fund .

The alleys will be available for men

Bowling BoysResume Activities

The inter-fraternity bowling leagueorganized a short time ago at the L aSalle Bowling Alleys will swing gac kinto action this evening at 7 :30 p .m .after a 2 weeks layoff. It seems tha tthe fraternities up to the present hav eshown a little unusual life in thi sleague and have turned out well .

At present Sigma Alpha Phis areleading the league with Zeta Psi andPi Kappa tied for second position,just one game behind the leaders .Sigma Phi Delta is holding down th ethird slot .

With the welcome break in theweather a hundred percent turnou tis anticipated for to-nights schedul ewhich is as follows :

Zeta Psi vs . Alpha DeltaPi Kappa vs. Sigma Phi DeltaSigma Alpha Phi vs . Phi Gamma

DeltaPhi Delta Theta vs. Psi Upsilon .

students and co-eds, from noon unti l

8 p .m. Every student at the Uni-

versity is eligible to bowl at the re-

duced rates, and novices as well asexperts will be welcomed .

The management of La Salle Rec-reations has demonstrated a willing -ness to assist the campaign for fundsfor the Student Union Building, bu tits interest can only be successfu lthrough the co-operation of the stu-dent body.

WashingtonWins Ski Meet

The hardy stock which is typical inWestern Canada and especially shownin the U .B .C. outdoor enthusiasts ha da taste of the real thing last week -end when they met the University ofWashington at Mount Baker . Theraces were held in blizzards althoughit was hard to race . The cross-coun-try was called off because of theweather . On returning home theskiers were caught in a storm an dhad to stay overnight at Shukston .

The total points were :University of Washington—200 .University of British Columbia—152 .

CANADIAN RUGB YNOTICE

All strips must be turned in im-mediately .

There will be an important meetingof the club on Wednesday, March 4 ,at 12 :10 in Arts 106 . This will be th efinal meeting of the year, so ful lturn-out is necessary .

Will Pla yAGAINSTEllensburg

Aggies Top BlueLeague With WinOver Education

Sc. '39 Beats Sc . '37

The intra-mural basketbal lschedule has made a promisin gstart . The first game played onWednesday at 12 :15 in the gymproved to be exceedingly fas tand interesting. The farmerssucceeded in defeating the edu-cationalists by a score of 19 t o13. The two high scorers i nthis game were Prior who scor-ed 7 points and Stokvis wh oscored 9 points . This game plac-es the Aggies at the first of theBlue League, having won eachof the three games they haveplayed so far .

The game which was played at 12 :4 5gave the Science '39 class team achance to show their superiority overthe Science '37 squad . SciencemanStraight showed his skill as a bas-keteer by scoring a total of 8 points ,while Wolfe followed closely by scor-ing 5 points.

The scheduled game between Art s'39 and Science '39 will not take plac eon Friday at 12 :45 but will be playedas a preliminary to the Varsity gam etonight at 7 :30. The other gamewhich was scheduled for today a t12 :15 between Arts '36 and Scienc e'36 will be played in the gymn a tthe appointed time .

The intra-mural program for nex tweek is as follows :Wednesday, March 412 :15—Science '36 vs . Arts '37 an d

12 :45—Science ' 39 vs . Arts '38 .Friday, March 612 :15—Arts '36 vs . Arts '37 and 12 :4 5

—Science '39 vs. Science '38 .The boxing schedule has been post-

poned for a few days as Rus Keillo ris sick,

S POR TNAP SBy Frank (Curly Harper) Turner

Tossing bouquets at the endof every season is a favoritepastime of nearly every sport -writer . It always seems, how -ever, that "few are chosen" andmany deserving honourablemention are forgotten in themad scramble to go to press .

So, with these preliminary com-ments off the books, we'll go off th edeep end, and start on our initialCrusade for the Sport-righteous .

BASKETBALL

In the sport flower-flinging game ,tape of the first to be mentioned i nlocal and Varsity papers is GeorgePringle . "Joe", Captain, and main -stay of the luckless Senior A's, ha sbeen chosen by Province sport-wri-ters as a first string guard on theannual Inter-City All-Stars--congratsJoe! Another young ball-tossing as-pirant who plays along side of ou rperfect-player on the A team—Lloy dDetwiller—deserves honorable men-tion for his fine showing this year—his first in Senior company .

RUGB Y

Hats off to the English ruguy club ,one of the Pew to uphold the Varsit ytradition in the sport field—they'v epractically won the Miller and Mc-Kechnie cups. But they why should-n't they?—with their 6 members onthe Vancouver Reps—Maguire, Senk-ler, Mercer, Pyle, Carey, and Bird —take a bow gentlemen !

AM . FOOTBALL

The American football team alsohad a tough season—but they ca ntake it, They had to! Yoing, Twi gs,Grey, and Deptford were the stars onthis second luckless organtzalion ,

SOCCERQualifying for third place ahon g

the luckless-Res are the Senior ;,oc-cermen—taking it seems to be a har tthis year . Finishing the last part Iftheir schedule without the services etheir one star player, Bill Wolfe, theyjust succeeded in escaping demotion—cheers !

MINOR SPORTSIn the minor sports, we find many

outstanding artists. Track gives usMcPhee, Lucas, and Colthurst—Bad-minton is represented by Stan Hay-den, triple champion in this year'stourney . Roberts, Byers, Provenzanoand Cline are the Ace Varsity splash-era . Trussel, Trail's treasure, stars onthe U.B .C . Hockey team along withTaylor and Usher . A bouquet to Wil-son McDuffee, energetic president ofthe Rowing Club, who has convincedCouncil that oarsmen serve sub-majorrating .

It would be fickle to hand out com-pliments to athletes without remem-bering the gentlemen who makes itall possible—yeah! Take a bow—Ath-letic Rep . John Harrison and Man-agers Crosson, Martin, Town andStradiotti—and of course, the SportsStaff of the Ubyssey! It's allright,I've gone . , .

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So far the only mishap hasbeen the confinement of FrankStevens due to a head cold an da touch of the flu . The crew isnow rowing the Henley dis ..tance in the mornings and, ac-cording to Tom Brown, thei rcoach, the men are in perfec tcondition for the competition ."Each one of the men is devel-oping his style to perfection.They are all working in smoothunison . "

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ELLENSBURG ONE UP

Varsity's senior rowing crew are practicin gevery morning in snow, sleet and rain, and '

'are shaping up in perfect condition for their

Today noon—yes—noon—U .B.C. Senor A s will play El -

southern invasion next week .

I lensburg State Normal in the Student gymnasium . o Manager George Crosson received word

last night that the Normalites would be unabl eto come up for the proposed evening perform-ance, and so—the scheduled noon-hour, th eafter-the-game dances will not be held . How-ever, the small admission fee of 10 cents wil lstill go to the Union Building.

Believe it or not, the local prides are goingto win this game . They have been waiting fo rthe last month for a chance to show their im-proved technique .

One single, solitary point was all that sep-arated these two teams when they' met in theChristmas holidays . Needless to say, Ellens-burg had the extra margin which gave the m;heir thrilling victory .

So much for preamble — the results ar eforthcoming—we 'll see you at noon !

Probable lineup : Detwiller, Mitchell, andPringle at guard, with Davis, centre, and Lu-cas, Patmore, Berry and Hardwick, forwards .

MEN'S ATHLETIC MEETING

A men's Athletic Meeting will be heldMonday noon in Ap. Sc. 100 to discuss the re-port of the Committee on American Footbal land Ice Hockey . The petition of the Rowin gClub for a sub-major rating will be brought up.Every male student on the campus is asked t obe in attendance .

LA SALLE RECREATIONSDONATES USE OF FLOOR

ALL PROCEEDS GO TO FUND

Bill Patmore, although he played with the Senior "B "

basketball squad last year, is now one of Doc Montgom-

ery's most valued forwards .

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