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you should always bring fresca to the party.
i was never the wild child.
and let’s face it, parties aren’t really my thing.
because parties are not for introverts.
we introverts were never taught party etiquette.
when you see byob on an invite,
what do you think?
if you thought beer,you are not like me
i saw byob,and i thought
FRESCA
i couldn’t imagine a more refreshing party beverage
but when i arrived sporting my un-koozied fresca can,all hell broke loose
i was confronted by people exhibiting a full range of emotions
some were confused
some were annoyed
some thought it was hilarious
some gave me high fives
i even got a fist pump
and one guy attempted to steal a sip
by the end of the night i was known as
“the girl who brought the fresca”
if only stieg larsson was around to write another novel
for the first time in my lifeeven if for a brief moment
i was the party
and i owe it all to my ice cold can
of FRESCA
which in my heart will forever and always be a better social lubricant than beer