The story of my biggest fear.

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my biggest fear wasn’t always my biggest fear

Transcript of The story of my biggest fear.

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my biggest fearwasn’t always my biggest fear

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i used to be just like youyoung and fearless

ok, maybe not that fearless

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(i’m not really a cat person to begin with)

but i was no scaredy cat

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as a kid, i was never afraid of those silly things

like clowns

being away from my parentsmonsters under my bed

the dark

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yet somehow as a freshman in high schooli managed to pick up a fear even sillier than all the rest

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not spidersnot heightsnot dyingnot going stag to prom

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i know my fear is irrational, i really do

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katie and i have a fear of squirrels

yes, squirrels

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i googled ‘cute squirrel’ and this image came up

(this image terrifies me)

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in fact, i see little reason why the words ‘cute’ and ‘squirrel’ should ever be used in the same sentence .

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i don’t care how big it smiles

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or how tiny and pink it is

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onebecause in my mind there is only one squirrel

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we were introduced

one morning as i was getting ready for school

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without warningor invitation

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there he was

arms spread widecaught in my window screen

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i made it to the bus stopa whoppingone hour early

when our eyes met, i screamed and ran faster than i’d ever run before

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it was the scariest 10 seconds of my life

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you may not believe me

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but you didn’t see his stare

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his beady little stare

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if you didwe’d be starting a club this very minute:

the squirrely scarediesthe he-man squirrel afraiders clubnon-nutty squirrel haterade drinkers

(ok ok we’ll work out the name later)

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and my biggest fear would be your biggest fear too