The story of my biggest fear
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19-Aug-2015Category
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- 1. my biggest fearwasnt always my biggest fear
- 2. i used to be just like youyoung and fearless ok, maybe not that fearless
- 3. but i was no scaredy cat (im not really a cat person to begin with)
- 4. as a kid, i was never afraid of those silly things like clowns being away from my parents monsters under my bedthe dark
- 5. yet somehow as a freshman in high schooli managed to pick up a fear even sillier than all the rest
- 6. not spidersnot heightsnot dyingnot going stag to prom
- 7. i know my fear is irrational, i really do
- 8. katieand i have a fear of squirrelsyes, squirrels
- 9. i googled cute squirrel and this image came up (this image terries me)
- 10. in fact, i see little reason why the words cute and squirrelshould ever be used in the same sentence .
- 11. i dont care how big it smiles
- 12. or how tiny and pink it is
- 13. onebecause in my mind there is only one squirrel
- 14. we were introducedone morning as i was getting ready for school
- 15. without warningor invitation
- 16. there he was arms spread wide caught in my window screen
- 17. when our eyes met, i screamedand ran faster than id ever run beforei made it to the bus stopa whoppingone hour early
- 18. it was the scariest 10 seconds of my life
- 19. you may not believe me
- 20. but you didnt see his stare
- 21. his beady little stare
- 22. if you didwed be starting a club this very minute:the squirrely scaredies the he-man squirrel afraiders clubnon-nutty squirrel haterade drinkers(ok ok well work out the name later)
- 23. and my biggest fear would be your biggest fear too