THE SCRAPYARD

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FIN: Sasquatch / Papa Baloo 4.86s

CALEB: The Black Mamba / Hypeman 4.90s

FELIX: Feeldicks Felix 3.46s

BEN: Molly’s Real Dad 19.24s

CAM: Antiques Roadshow 5.75s

MAX: The Bulldog Trainer 4.83s

PETER: Peter Margarita 14.62s

VINNIE: The Vortex / Sharkboy 4.11s

MOLLY: DNF

BLAKE: The Bathlete 24s

SPEEDY: Let’s Get Cookin DNF

TOMMY: 10 Seconds Tom 4.75s

WIREMU: Snorlax / The Flying Kumara 1m 37s

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“NICE ONE BROTHER!”This flat of criminals is a landmark in flatting history. With a collection of students, a few workers and a couple of couch enthusiasts, these 13 mates combined to make one outlandish wrecking ball.The eccentricity of The Scrapyard (and/or Huckingham Palace) never

ceases to fade, the antics never end and the quality of chat never gets better.

When you combine 13 lads, throw them in a house, add a bus, jet-ski,

Hedgehog (Hermione Gainger), kitten (Molly), Skate Ramp, General Li

hatchback, running machine, paddling pool and no television what do

you expect? And so The Scrapyard was born.

The year so far has been a steady balance of incomprehensible antics.

Antics fueled by the enthusiasm of this motley crue. From a Robert

De Niro inspired impression faze, to a party resulting in all emergency

services/noise control making an appearance, only to top off the night

with a real life Fruit Ninja tournament in the kitchen (video coming

soon). All of this is due to the spawn The Scrapyard tends to create.

The quality of chat throughout the flat is astounding. It’s like if Jim Carrey drank a bottle of cough syrup then read an instruction manual

about how to disassemble a calculator and then decided to make

up a series of funny words. The people that do get to witness this

beautiful genre are left somewhat dazed and confused.

The Scrapyard has big plans for the future. Creating an outdoor pool

and being the first flat to have an indoor zoo, are all on the agenda.

The last big player in the game is missing, our comrade Marlon, who is

currently surfing around Australia keepin’ those legs warm. The house has also been home to a huge variety of people; Teeeej, backpacking

Germans, Jimmy, My-Stereo, fridge maggots, flamin’ Canadians, 2 Chainz and many more, all of whom have called this bomb shelter

home.

If your ever in the neighborhood, please, come on in for a cup o’ tea, coffee or wine funnel.

- Caleb