The Sanderson Apocalypse – Chapter 8

Greetings fellow simmers, and welcome to the eighth chapter AKA the finale of the Sanderson Apocalypse. This chapter covers the end of college for the fifth generation, the birth of the sixth generation and seventh generation and the completion of all remaining restrictions.

“You forgot to mention one thing, Creator.”

But Diane, they’re going to see it on page 3…

Diane sighed, “Nadia is out haunting again, isn’t she?”

I guess so.

“Well- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!”

Kurt ran from his carpool to find his wife lying dead on the ground with ol’ Grimmy hovering above her body.

“How could this happen?”

“WELL, NADIA SANDERSON HAS BEEN LEAVING THE OTHER WORLD EVERY NIGHT TO COME AND HAUNT THIS FAMILY. SHE IS TRYING TO IGNORE THE FIGHT SHE IS IN WITH HER DAUGHTER KATHELEEN AND HER MOTHER MICHELLE. SHE STILL REFUSES TO BELIEVE THAT US

SIMS CAN HEAR THE CREATOR.”

“W-why?”

“SHE IS MERELY TRYING TO AVOID THE TRUTH, KURT.”

“And so she’s killing innocent family members.”

“PRETTY MUCH.”

Goodbye Diane Sanderson… for now. Once Paranormal is lifted by Levi, you’re coming back to the land of the living. I hate to see Kurt

cry.

Nadia, how could you?

“Kill that woman? It was fairly difficult since I had to scare her five times before her pulse stopped; damn Knowledge sims.”

But why?

“Because I’m sick of this apocalypse.”

But, as I’m writing this, it happens to be over.

“Then bring me back from the dead.”

No!

Kurt spent his last few days as an adult alone in the family home with his wife’s dog, Tucker. He slept, he ate, he showered and he

performed, but nothing filled the void left in his heart.

Once those days were over, Kurt found himself adjusting his beret in the bathroom.

“Diane would have never let me grow this moustache,” he said to himself.

He was so very alone.

On campus, Delilah and Ryan headed over to the Penny Pincher School of Business with the keys left behind by their relative Dean. As Delilah

walked up the steps to the building, a younger blonde woman with pouted lips began to follow her. Delilah attempted to ignore it, but each footstep that the woman made created a chill that ran up her

spine.

Delilah unlocked the building and began to look around; all that she saw were two enormous bookcases and a newly installed elevator.

“Strange objects, my ass,” she swore, “Oh well, I can see if this place has those books I need to read for Art History.”

Delilah scanned one of the bookcases and found her fingers lying on a strange novel titled ‘The History of the Sanderson Family’. Curiously,

she pulled the book of the shelf. As she began to pull, she noted a glimmering silver device attached to the book and a loud click filled

her ears.

The bookcase opened and Delilah found herself in a small room with an easel.

“Ryan!” she called out to her brother, “Get in the building!”

“I went through the other door!” he called back, “And I found this pinball machine!

Hey, isn’t Greg supposed to recreate this after he becomes a Game Designer?”

“I guess,” Delilah shouted back, “Maybe all our relatives didn’t reinvent this objects, but rather found them on the campus!”

“Or maybe the Creator uses this place to hide the objects and the apocalypse never happened at all!”

Delilah and Ryan exited their respective rooms. Neither of them spoke a word and the left for home.

When both Sandersons were out of sight, a brunette entered the building.

“So Genesis,” the brunette said to the blonde woman who had followed Delilah, “what did those two say to each other when they found the

‘mysterious objects’.”

“They figured out that the apocalypse never really happened, Chelsea.”

Delilah and Ryan met up with Gregory as they arrived home and explained to him what they had learned.

“You mean we’ve all been used by that obnoxious voice to do his bidding for the past five generations? What a dick!”

Delilah grunted and swore under her breath, “That douche is going to pay for what he’s done.”

Levi ran out in front of the others, “Listen, human brethren, does it really matter whether or not the voice used us? Truly we can just

finish this so called ‘apocalypse’ and he will leave us alone.”

“Levi, you can’t possibly mean that,” Delilah said.

“Yes, I do, which is why I’m so very sorry for what I’m about to do.”

Levi whipped out a small device which flashed in the eyes of his half-siblings.

Ryan spoke first, “Guys, what did we just do?”

Levi giggled as they walked into their home.

As the semesters rolled by, the four Sanderson kids managed to graduate with honors in their respective fields. Which means now,

they’ll be heading home to finish some restrictions.

Levi looked up to the sky and sent a thought to me which read, “I’ll keep the secret from them for the rest of my life.”

In the morning, all four of the Sandersons arrived back home (much to their surprise since it’s generally only the heir who goes back).

“Creator, what gives?”

Well, since we only need one kid in generation six, I thought that you could all stay at home for the rest of your lives.

“Cool!”

Diane’s ghost sighed that night, “I just wish I could watch over them every day as they complete their parts of the apocalypse.”

You will get to see them again, Di, I promise.

The next evening, Bruce came out from his grave to haunt.

“I’m sorry, child, but I must honor my wife!”

“Great-grandpa?”

“Hey Greg, do you remember that day when we all blanked out except for Levi?”

“Yeah?”

“I just wonder what happened that made us all do that, you know. It’s really freaky.”

Tucker grows up to elder…

As the reward objects are added to the house, I decide to let Levi resurrect his step-mother.

“I am only doing this so that our family can be happy again.”

“Levi, have I ever said that I love you just as much as my own children?”

“Yes, many times.”

“Well please never doubt it.”

“I never did.”

I let Diane grow up early thanks to a few hacks because it would be really silly to let her be younger than her own children.

Diane and Kurt get married once again.

And Diane gets a make-over.

Our littlest heir unlocks his own reward object.

And it’s now time to let Whitney Nanale into the family.

“I feel tingly. It’s not the regular good kind, though.”

“I really should wear a diaper.”

Michelle!

“I didn’t even scare her, Creator!”

Oh Whitney, you loveable dope. I’m glad you’ll be lifting Entertainment.

“Men shouldn’t like the toilet seat up..”

“Oh my God, shiny! Can I wear it?”

“Uh, yes, but only if you marry me.”

“Kay.”

“Wait, aren’t we going to get married?”

“What does that mean?”

“That we join and you take on my last name and we have a baby.”

“How are babies made?”

“Why am I marrying her?”

Because I need a good laugh ^.^

But seriously, folks, Whitney refused to marry him the first time and they both have full relationship bars.

She is a total dumbass.

Luckily, I manage to get them back together in time so I don’t have to off her.

“Can we woohoo now, husband?”

“Yes, but only if we try for a baby.”

“Okay, we’ll do what you want after we’ve woohooed.”

…

“Giggle, Gregory, I’m a mine.”

“You mean mime, right?”

“Like, yes! Oh my God, you are sooooo smart.”

“Did I mention mimes don’t talk?”

“Uh…… I’m not talking, I’m just transmitting my thoughts into your brain.”

“… You have thoughts?”

“Oh look, a poodle! I’m soooooo adopting you, honey.”

So guys, meet the final pet of the family: Jax the poodle.

Jax will be lifting Pet Showbiz

“Oh no, I’m fat!”

You’re pregnant.

“Oh no, I’m fat and pregnant!”

“Levi, can you like zap me with an alien ray gun and make me not fat anymore?”

“Oh, haha, alien ray gun; how drôle.”

“But isn’t that what you used to whip your siblings memories… like…”

“I have got to go inside.”

“Kay.”

“Creator, how does she know that I can whip memories?”

I dunno, maybe she saw you. She basically lived at that house while you were all in college. Don’t worry, Levi, she’s too dumb for anyone

to listen.

“Gamer’s done, Creator.”

7 more to go.

*breaks screeching*

“Watch out, you pregnant moron.”

“I feel tingly again.”

So here is the heir of generation six, Eli Sanderson. Eli is the first blonde heir for the family.

“Bark, bark, bark!”

Pet Showbiz is done? 6 more to go.

“Paranormal is done.”

5 more to go.

“Intelligence is done.”

4 more to go.

“Like, what am I supposed to say again?”

I’ll take it that Entertainment is done, so 3 more to go.

“Hey, D, I stop slowing us down with Art.”

“Shut up, Greg.”

Here we have little toddler Eli who doesn’t have the family nose. His personality is Aries 6/9/8/3/6 and he has pre-rolled for Pleasure.

With so much done by the family, I felt it was time to finally rebuild their home from scratch and make everything work properly.

Delilah works on a car while she waits for Monday so she can complete the Artist restriction.

Whitney trains Eli.

Delilah finishes her awesome car.

And Whitney feeds the family.

“So, how does everyone like my cooking?”

“Uh…”

“Well…”

“Sister, it is terrible and you should be ashamed of yourself.”

Delilah sighed, “At least Eli likes my cooking.”

“Taste like garbage.”

“Come on, baby boo, we won’t let your mean aunt hurt you.”

“Spaggy not cooked ‘nuff.”

“Exactly.”

“Levi was my cooking that terrible.”

“Yes.”

“But-“

“I cooked something afterwards and it was scrumptious; we didn’t want you to know.”

By the way, Tucker died…

It was sad…

“Artist is complete. Can I play some more poker now?”

Yes and 2 to go.

Eli grows up into childhood.

“I’ve decided to be the aide of Poseidon!”

“Like, that’s totally awesome, Eli.”

“Mom, why aren’t you wearing clothes?”

Skipping ahead a couple of days, Eli maxes his body skill and gets an A+ in school.

“I’m awesome, oh yeah!”

Fluffy eats Joseph “Joey” Comb II.

“Good afternoon, Captain Dad, you’re home from work hug is ready.”

Cuteness.

Eli grows up to be a teenager and, as I said already, he rolls Pleasure and wants to be an Icon.

Death comes for Kurt.

Delilah becomes an Elder.

As do Ryan and Greg three days later along with…

Whitney who becomes and elder and Eli who becomes an adult. Just to fill you in, Eli took a job in Oceanography as a teen and I didn’t let him go to college so I could speed this up. Hey, I’m almost finished

here :-P

Death comes for Diane again…

And I find the perfect spouse for Eli.

“Creator, I do not mean to interrupt, but isn’t she a bit old for him?”

Not for long…

*CHEAT BOOM*

“Creator, this is not right; she is simply too old to be a dancer.”

Not anymore, Levi.

So guys, meet Lindsay Go, a romance sim who wants to become a Celebrity Chef. Her personality is Taurus 5/5/3/8/4. She will be lifting

Dance (the final restriction) for me. Yay, Lindsay!

Eli and Lindsay get married and get a head start on bringing in generation seven.

“I still can’t believe Dance was the second job on here.”

I still can’t believe I only have two restrictions left before this is over and I can fit everything into one chapter!

Life continues and Eli returns home from work as…

“Oceanography is done so I’m the Hand of Poseidon.”

1 RESTRICTION LEFT!!!

*POP*

“Oh no, not a baby.”

This pregnancy eventually lead to a little blonde girl who is the final apocalypse heir and the heir of generation seven, Imogen Sanderson.

“Nice Flamenco dress, babe.”

“It’ll be over soon, Eli.”

YAY YAY YAY!

Levi grows up into elderhood…

Imogen becomes a toddler with the personality of Aries 6/9/8/3/4.

“Da-“

I know, NO RESTRICTIONS LEFT! THE APOCALYPSE IS OVER!

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Now that the apocalypse is over, I’m going to list every sim involved in restoration efforts:

Founder Michelle Sanderson – Law/HopelessnessFirst Spouse Ethan Olfski – Medical

2 nd Generation Heiress Nadia Sanderson – Culinary 2nd Spouse Bruce Rauscher – Architecture

2nd Generation Spare Clark Sanderson – Politics2nd Generation Spare Steven Sanderson – Slacker

3rd Generation Spare Christine Sanderson – Military3 rd Generation Heiress Katheleen Sanderson – Education

3 rd Spouse Joe Carr – Athletic 4th Generation Spare Dawn Sanderson – Life of Crime4th Generation Spare Bianca Sanderson – Adventure

4 th Generation Heir Kurt Sanderson – Music/Alien Technology 4th Spouse Diane Hsu – Natural Science

4th Generation Spare Lawrence Sanderson – Law Enforcement4th Generation Spare Fiona Sanderson – Journalism

4th Generation Spare Beau Sanderson – Show Business4th Generation Spare Penelope Sanderson – Business4th Generation Spare Zachary Sanderson – Science

5th Generation Spare Delilah Sanderson – Artist5th Generation Spare Gregory Sanderson – Gamer

5 th Generation Heir Ryan Sanderson – Intelligence 5th Spouse Whitney Nanale – Entertainment

5th Generation Spare/Alien Child Levi Sanderson – Paranormal6 th Generation Heir Eli Sanderson – Oceanography

6th Spouse Lindsay Go – Dance7 th Generation Heiress Imogen Sanderson

Bold and Underlined refers to founders and heirs while italics points out the spouses. That’s it, this apocalypse is over… but what will become

of the final heiress Imogen?