This Life I lead is so damn ironic and filled with asinine bullshit

Even when Reality is serious, Life is just a game and I am determined to win it

But it can also be lonely when there is not a special woman in your Life to help you live it

I am such a weirdo that most girls don’t understand what I’m saying to them

Though some of the smart ones almost get it

The truth of the matter and I write this choking back bitter laughter

Is that I am much too independent so when a girl does fall in love,

She learns quickly that the best thing to do is quietly forget it

I like to think I can be romantic and sweet but I know that any second

The Gods of Wrath could strike me down for my many sins in the bloodlust of an instant

My rebellious nature is not hidden and I don’t have to be introspective

To realize that every single girl I’m interested in at first words can sense it

And it is never conducive to a stable home life to have a tendency to be a son of a bitch

Which is what I am and even though a woman I would NEVER EVER hit

I destroy the love a girl has for me quite quickly and this I completely and freely admit

I don’t understand why I’m an asshole but it just seems to kind of fit

Look, I already understand that the woman in the relationship

Is always right, no matter what because she has the power of the Pussy

And I would swear on my ironic Life that what I am going to say next is not illiterate machismo type bullshit

If you were so inclined to take the time and push me

But if you know how to use your tongue and make that woman cum

Then this Life will be less confusing

At least that has been my experience……...but what the hell do I know?

Drew Kazinsky December 22, 2008 & December 28, 2010 Stockton, California

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