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THEPARENT'SASSISTANTORSTORIESFORCHILDREN
byMariaEdgeworth
PrefaceAddressedtoParents.
Ourgreatlexicographer,inhiscelebratedeulogiumonDr.Watts,thus
speaksincommendationofthoseproductionswhichhesosuccessfullypennedforthepleasureandinstructionofthejuvenileportionofthecommunity.
"Forchildren,"saysDr.Johnson,"hecondescendedtolayasidethephilosopher,thescholar,andthewit,towritelittlepoemsofdevotion,andsystemsofinstructionadaptedtotheirwantsandcapacities,fromthedawnofreasontoitsgradationofadvanceinthemorningoflife.Everymanacquaintedwiththecommonprinciplesofhumanaction,willlookwithvenerationonthewriter,whoisatonetimecombatingLocke,andatanothertimemakingacatechismforCHILDRENINTHEIRFOURTHYEAR.Avoluntarydescentfromthedignityofscienceisperhapsthehardestlessonwhichhumilitycanteach."
Itseems,however,noveryeasytasktowriteforchildren.Thoseonlywhohavebeeninterestedintheeducationofafamily,whohavepatientlyfollowedchildrenthroughthefirstprocessesofreasoning,whohavedailywatchedovertheirthoughtsandfeelings--thoseonlywhoknowwithwhateaseandrapiditytheearlyassociationofideasareformed,onwhichthefuturetaste,characterandhappinessdepend,canfeelthedangersanddifficultiesofsuchanundertaking.
Indeed,inallsciencesthegranddifficultyhasbeentoascertainfacts--adifficultywhich,inthescienceofeducation,peculiarcircumstancesconspiretoincrease.Heretheobjectsofeveryexperimentaresointerestingthatwecannotholdourmindsindifferenttotheresult.Nor
isittobeexpectedthatmanyregistersofexperiments,successfulandunsuccessful,shouldbekept,muchlessshouldbepublished,whenweconsiderthatthecombinedpowersofaffectionandvanity,ofpartialitytohischildandtohistheory,willactuponthemindofaparent,inoppositiontotheabstractloveofjustice,andthegeneraldesiretoincreasethewisdomandhappinessofmankind.Notwithstandingthesedifficulties,anattempttokeepsucharegisterhasactuallybeenmade.Thedesignhasfromtimetotimebeenpursued.Thoughmuchhasnotbeencollected,everycircumstanceandconversationthathavebeenpreservedarefaithfullyandaccuratelyrelated,andthesenoteshavebeenofgreat
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advantagetothewriterofthefollowingstories.
Thequestion,whethersocietycouldexistwithoutthedistinctionofranks,isaquestioninvolvingavarietyofcomplicateddiscussions,whichweleavetothepoliticianandthelegislator.Atpresentitisnecessarythattheeducationofdifferentranksshould,insomerespects,bedifferent.Theyhavefewideas,fewhabitsincommon;theirpeculiarvicesandvirtuesdonotarisefromthesamecauses,andtheirambitionistobedirectedtodifferentobjects.Butjustice,truth,andhumanityareconfinedtonoparticularrank,andshouldbeenforcedwithequalcareandenergyuponthemindsofyoungpeopleofeverystation;anditishopedthattheseprincipleshaveneverbeenforgotteninthefollowingpages.
Astheideasofchildrenmultiply,thelanguageoftheirbooksshouldbecomelesssimple;elsetheirtastewillquicklybedisgusted,orwillremainstationary.Childrenthatlivewithpeoplewhoconversewithelegancewillnotbecontentedwithastyleinferiortowhattheyhearfromeverybodynearthem.
Allpoeticalallusions,however,havebeenavoidedinthisbook;suchsituationsonlyaredescribedaschildrencaneasilyimagine,andwhichmayconsequentlyinteresttheirfeelings.Suchexamplesofvirtuearepaintedasarenotabovetheirconceptionofexcellence,ortheirpowers
ofsympathyandemulation.
ItisnoteasytogiveREWARDStochildrenwhichshallnotindirectlydothemharmbyfosteringsomehurtfultasteorpassion.Inthestoryof"LazyLawrence,"wheretheobjectwastoexciteaspiritofindustry,carehasbeentakentoproportiontherewardtotheexertion,andtodemonstratethatpeoplefeelcheerfulandhappywhilsttheyareemployed.Therewardofourindustriousboy,thoughitbemoney,isonlymoneyconsideredasthemeansofgratifyingabenevolentwish.Inacommercialnationitisespeciallynecessarytoseparate,asmuchaspossible,thespiritofindustryandavarice;andtobewarelestweintroduceViceundertheformofVirtue.
Inthestoryof"TarltonandLoveit"arerepresentedthedangerandthefollyofthatweaknessofmind,andthateasinesstobeled,whichtoooftenpassforgoodnature;andinthetaleofthe"FalseKey"arepointedoutsomeoftheevilstowhichawelleducatedboy,onfirstgoingtoservice,isexposedfromtheprofligacyofhisfellowservants.
Inthe"BirthdayPresent,"andinthecharacterofMrs.TheresaTattle,the"Parent'sAssistant"haspointedoutthedangerswhichmayariseineducationfromabadservant,oracommonacquaintance.
Inthe"BarringOut"theerrorstowhichahighspiritandtheloveofpartyareapttoleadhavebeenmadethesubjectofcorrection,anditishopedthatthecommonfaultofmakingthemostmischievouscharacters
appearthemostACTIVEandthemostingenious,hasbeenasmuchaspossibleavoided.UNSUCCESSFULcunningwillnotbeadmired,andcannotinduceimitation.
Ithasbeenattempted,inthesestories,toprovideantidotesagainstill-humour,theepidemicragefordissipation,andthefatalpropensitytoadmireandimitatewhateverthefashionofthemomentmaydistinguish.Wereyoungpeople,eitherinpublicschools,orinprivatefamilies,absolutelyfreefrombadexamples,itwouldnotbeadvisabletointroducedespicableandviciouscharactersinbooksintendedfortheir
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improvement.ButinreallifetheyMUSTseevice,anditisbestthattheyshouldbeearlyshockedwiththerepresentationofwhattheyaretoavoid.Thereisagreatdealofdifferencebetweeninnocenceandignorance.
Topreventthepreceptsofmoralityfromtiringtheearandthemind,itwasnecessarytomakethestoriesinwhichtheyareintroducedinsomemeasuredramatic;tokeepalivehopeandfearandcuriosity,bysomedegreeofintricacy.Atthesametime,carehasbeentakentoavoidinflamingtheimagination,orexcitingarestlessspiritofadventure,byexhibitingfalseviewsoflife,andcreatinghopeswhich,intheordinarycourseofthings,cannotberealized.
CONTENTS.
THEORPHANSLAZYLAWRENCETHEFALSEKEYSIMPLESUSANTHEWHITEPIGEONTHEBIRTHDAYPRESENT
ETONMONTEMFORGIVEANDFORGETWASTENOT,WANTNOT;OR,TWOSTRINGSTOYOURBOWOLDPOZTHEMIMICTHEBARRINGOUT;OR,PARTYSPIRITTHEBRACELETSTHELITTLEMERCHANTSTARLTONTHEBASKETWOMAN
THEORPHANS.
NeartheruinsofthecastleofRossmore,inIreland,isasmallcabin,inwhichthereoncelivedawidowandherfourchildren.Aslongasshewasabletowork,shewasveryindustrious,andwasaccountedthebestspinnerintheparish;butsheoverworkedherselfatlast,andfellill,sothatshecouldnotsittoherwheelassheusedtodo,andwasobligedtogiveituptohereldestdaughter,Mary.
Marywasatthistimeabouttwelveyearsold.Oneeveningshewassittingatthefootofhermother'sbedspinning,andherlittlebrothersandsistersweregatheredroundthefireeatingtheirpotatoesandmilkforsupper."Blessthem,thepooryoungcreatures!"saidthewidow,who,
asshelayonherbed,whichsheknewmustbeherdeathbed,wasthinkingofwhatwouldbecomeofherchildrenaftershewasgone.Marystoppedherwheel,forshewasafraidthatthenoiseofithadwakenedhermother,andwouldhinderherfromgoingtosleepagain.
"Noneedtostopthewheel,Mary,dear,forme,"saidhermother,"Iwasnotasleep;norisitTHATwhichkeepsmefromsleep.Butdon'toverworkyourself,Mary."
"Oh,nofearofthat,"repliedMary;"I'mstrongandhearty."
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"SowasIonce,"saidhermother.
"Andsoyouwillbeagain,Ihope,"saidMary,"whenthefineweathercomesagain."
"Thefineweatherwillnevercomeagaintome,"saidhermother."'Tisafolly,Mary,tohopeforthat;butwhatIhopeis,thatyou'llfindsomefriend--somehelp--orphansasyou'llsoonallofyoube.Andonethingcomfortsmyheart,evenasIAMlyinghere,thatnotasoulinthewideworldIamleavinghastocomplainofme.ThoughpoorIhavelivedhonest,andIhavebroughtyouuptobethesame,Mary;andIamsurethelittleoneswilltakeafteryou;foryou'llbegoodtothem--asgoodtothemasyoucan."
Herethechildren,whohadfinishedeatingtheirsuppers,cameroundthebed,tolistentowhattheirmotherwassaying.Shewastiredofspeaking,forshewasveryweak;butshetooktheirlittlehands,astheylaidthemonthebedandjoiningthemalltogether,shesaid,"Blessyou,dears;blessyou;loveandhelponeanotherallyoucan.Goodnight!--good-bye!"
Marytookthechildrenawaytotheirbed,forshesawthattheirmotherwastooilltosaymore;butMarydidnotherselfknowhowillshewas.
Hermotherneverspokerightlyafterwards,buttalkedinaconfusedwayaboutsomedebts,andoneinparticular,whichsheowedtoaschoolmistressforMary'sschooling;andthenshechargedMarytogoandpayit,becauseshewasnotabletoGOINwithit.Attheendoftheweekshewasdeadandburied,andtheorphanswereleftaloneintheircabin.
Thetwoyoungestgirls,PeggyandNancy,weresixandsevenyearsold.Edmundwasnotyetnine,buthewasastout-grown,healthyboy,andwelldisposedtowork.Hehadbeenusedtobringhometurffromthebogonhisback,toleadcart-horses,andoftentogoonerrandsforgentlemen'sfamilies,whopaidhimasixpenceorashilling,accordingtothedistancewhichhewent,sothatEdmund,bysomeorotheroftheselittle
employments,was,ashesaid,likelyenoughtoearnhisbread;andhetoldMarytohaveagoodheart,forthatheshouldeveryyeargrowabletodomoreandmore,andthatheshouldneverforgethismother'swordswhenshelastgavehimherblessing,andjoinedtheirhandsalltogether.
AsforPeggyandNancy,itwaslittlethattheycoulddo;buttheyweregoodchildren,andMary,whensheconsideredthatsomuchdependeduponher,wasresolvedtoexertherselftotheutmost.Herfirstcarewastopaythosedebtswhichhermotherhadmentionedtoher,forwhichsheleftmoneydoneupcarefullyinseparatepapers.Whenallthesewerepaidaway,therewasnotenoughlefttopayboththerentofthecabinandayear'sschoolingforherselfandsisterswhichwasduetotheschoolmistressinaneighbouringvillage.
Marywasinhopesthattherentwouldnotbecalledforimmediately,butinthisshewasdisappointed.Mr.Harvey,thegentlemanonwhoseestateshelived,wasinEngland,and,inhisabsence,allwasmanagedbyaMr.Hopkins,anagent,whowasaHARDMAN.*ThedrivercametoMaryaboutaweekafterhermother'sdeath,andtoldherthattherentmustbebroughtinthenextday,andthatshemustleavethecabin,foranewtenantwascomingintoit;thatshewastooyoungtohaveahousetoherself,andthattheonlythingshehadtodowastogetsomeneighbourtotakeherandherbrotherandhersistersinforcharity'ssake.
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*Ahard-heartedman.
Thedriverfinishedbyhintingthatshewouldnotbesohardlyusedifshehadnotbroughtuponherselftheill-willofMissAlice,theagent'sdaughter.Mary,itistrue,hadrefusedtogiveMissAliceagoatuponwhichshehadsetherfancy;butthiswastheonlyoffenceofwhichshehadbeenguilty,andatthetimesherefusedithermotherwantedthegoat'smilk,whichwastheonlythingshethenlikedtodrink.
MarywentimmediatelytoMr.Hopkins,theagent,topayherrent;andshebeggedofhimtoletherstayanotheryearinhercabin;butthisherefused.ItwasnowSeptember25th,andhesaidthatthenewtenantmustcomeinonthe29th,sothatshemustquititdirectly.MarycouldnotbearthethoughtsofbegginganyoftheneighbourstotakeherandherbrotherandsistersinFORCHARITY'SSAKE;fortheneighbourswereallpoorenoughthemselves.SoshebethoughtherselfthatshemightfindshelterintheruinsoftheoldcastleofRossmorewheresheandherbrother,inbettertimes,hadoftenplayedathideandseek.Thekitchenandtwootherroomsnearitwereyetcoveredintolerablywell;andalittlethatch,shethought,wouldmakethemcomfortablethroughthewinter.Theagentconsentedtoletherandherbrotherandsistersgointhere,uponherpayinghimhalfaguineainhand,andpromisingtopaythesameyearly.
Intotheselodgingstheorphansnowremoved,takingwiththemtwobedsteads,astool,chairandatable,asortofpress,whichcontainedwhatlittleclothestheyhad,andachestinwhichtheyhadtwohundredofmeal.Thechestwascarriedforthembysomeofthecharitableneighbours,wholikewiseaddedtotheirscantystockofpotatoesandturfwhatwouldmakeitlastthroughthewinter.
Thesechildrenwerewellthoughtofandpitied,becausetheirmotherwasknowntohavebeenallherlifehonestandindustrious."Sure,"saysoneoftheneighbours,"wecandonolessthangiveahelpinghandtothepoororphans,thataresoreadytohelpthemselves."Soonehelpedtothatchtheroominwhichtheyweretosleep,andanothertooktheircow
tograzeuponhisbitoflandonconditionofhavinghalfthemilk;andoneandallsaidtheyshouldbewelcometotakeshareoftheirpotatoesandbuttermilkiftheyshouldfindtheirowneverfallshort.
Thehalf-guineawhichMr.Hopkins,theagent,requiredforlettingMaryintothecastle,waspartofwhatshehadtopaytotheschoolmistress,towhomaboveaguineawasdue.Marywenttoher,andtookhergoatalongwithher,andoffereditinpartofpaymentofthedebt,buttheschoolmistresswouldnotreceivethegoat.ShesaidthatshecouldaffordtowaitforhermoneytillMarywasabletopayit;thatsheknewhertobeanhonest,industriouslittlegirl,andshewouldtrustherwithmorethanaguinea.Marythankedher;andshewasgladtotakethegoathomeagain,asshewasveryfondofit.
Beingnowsettledintheirhouse,theywenteverydayregularlytowork;Maudspunninecutsaday,besidesdoingallthatwastobedoneinthehouse;Edmundgotfourpenceadaybyhiswork;andPeggyandAnnieearnedtwopenceapieceatthepaper-millsnearNavan,wheretheywereemployedtosortrags,andtocutthemintosmallpieces.
Whentheyhaddoneworkoneday,Anniewenttothemasterofthepaper-millandaskedhimifshemighthavetwosheetsoflargewhitepaperwhichwerelyingonthepress.Sheofferedapennyforthepaper;but
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themasterwouldnottakeanythingfromher,butgaveherthepaperwhenhefoundthatshewantedittomakeagarlandforhermother'sgrave.AnnieandPeggycutoutthegarland,andMary,whenitwasfinished,wentalongwiththemandEdmundtoputitup.Itwasjustamonthaftertheirmother'sdeath.
Ithappened,atthetimetheorphanswereputtingupthisgarland,thattwoyoungladies,whowerereturninghomeaftertheireveningwalk,stoppedatthegateofthechurchyardtolookattheredlightwhichthesettingsuncastuponthewindowofthechurch.Astheladieswerestandingatthegate,theyheardavoicenearthemcrying,"O,mother!mother!areyougoneforever?"Theycouldnotseeanyone,sotheywalkedsoftlyroundtotheothersideofthechurch,andtheretheysawMarykneelingbesideagrave,onwhichherbrothersandsisterswerehangingtheirwhitegarlands.
Thechildrenallstoodstillwhentheysawthetwoladiespassingnearthem;butMarydidnotknowanybodywaspassing,forherfacewashidinherhands.
IsabellaandCaroline(sotheseladieswerecalled)wouldnotdisturbthepoorchildren;buttheystoppedinthevillagetoinquireaboutthem.Itwasatthehouseoftheschoolmistressthattheystopped,andshegavethemagoodaccountoftheseorphans.SheparticularlycommendedMary's
honesty,inhavingimmediatelypaidallhermother'sdebtstotheutmostfarthing,asfarashermoneywouldgo.ShetoldtheladieshowMaryhadbeenturnedoutofherhouse,andhowshehadofferedhergoat,ofwhichshewasveryfond,todischargeadebtdueforherschooling;and,inshort,theschoolmistress,whohadknownMaryforseveralyears,spokesowellofherthattheseladiesresolvedthattheywouldgototheoldcastleofRossmoretoseeherthenextday.
Whentheywentthere,theyfoundtheroominwhichthechildrenlivedascleanandneatassucharuinedplacecouldbemade.Edmundwasoutworkingwithafarmer,Marywasspinning,andherlittlesistersweremeasuringoutsomebogberries,ofwhichtheyhadgatheredabasketful,forsale.Isabella,aftertellingMarywhatanexcellentcharactershe
hadheardofher,inquiredwhatitwasshemostwanted;andMarysaidthatshehadjustworkedupallherflax,andshewasmostinwantofmoreflaxforherwheel.
Isabellapromisedthatshewouldsendherafreshsupplyofflax,andCarolineboughtthebogberriesfromthelittlegirls,andgavethemmoneyenoughtobuyapoundofcoarsecottonforknitting,asMarysaidthatshecouldteachthemhowtoknit.
Thesupplyofflax,whichIsabellasentthenextday,wasofgreatservicetoMary,asitkeptherinemploymentforaboveamonth;andwhenshesoldtheyarnwhichshehadspunwithit,shehadmoneyenoughtobuysomewarmflannelforwinterwear.Besidesspinningwell,shehad
learnedatschooltodoplainworktolerablyneatly,andIsabellaandCarolineemployedhertoworkforthem;bywhichsheearnedagreatdealmorethanshecouldbyspinning.Atherleisurehoursshetaughthersisterstoreadandwrite;andEdmund,withpartofthemoneywhichheearnedbyhisworkoutofdoors,paidaschoolmasterforteachinghimalittlearithmetic.Whenthewinternightscameon,heusedtolighthisrushcandlesforMarytoworkby.HehadgatheredandstrippedagoodprovisionofrushesinthemonthofAugust,andaneighbourgavehimgreasetodipthemin.
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Oneevening,justashehadlightedhiscandles,afootmancamein,whowassentbyIsabellawithsomeplainworktoMary.ThisservantwasanEnglishman,andhewasbutnewlycomeovertoIreland.Therushcandlescaughthisattention;forhehadneverseenanyofthembefore,ashecamefromapartofEnglandwheretheywerenotused.Edmund,whowasreadytooblige,andproudthathiscandleswerenoticedshowedtheEnglishmanhowtheyweremade,andgavehimabundleofrushes.*
[*"Theproperspeciesofrush,"saysWhite,inhis'NaturalHistoryofSelborne,'"seemstobetheJuncuseffusus,orcommonsoftrush,whichistobefoundinmoistpastures,bythesidesofstreams,andunderhedges.Theserushesareinbestconditionintheheightofsummer,butmaybegatheredsoastoservethepurposewellquiteontoautumn.Thelargestandlongestarethebest.Decayedlabourers,women,andchildrenmakeittheirbusinesstoprocureandpreparethem.Assoonastheyarecut,theymustbeflungintowater,andkeptthere;forotherwisetheywilldryandshrink,andthepeelwillnotrun.Whenthesejunciarethusfarprepared,theymustlieoutonthegrasstobebleachedandtakethedewforsomenights,andafterwardsbedriedinthesun.Someaddressisrequiredindippingtheserushesinthescaldingfatorgrease;butthisknackisalsotobeattainedbypractice.Apoundofcommongreasemaybeprocuredforfourpence,andaboutsixpoundsofgreasewilldipapoundofrushesandonepoundofrushesmaybeboughtforoneshilling;sothatapoundofrushes,medicatedandreadyforuse,
willcostthreeshillings."]
Theservantwaspleasedwithhisgoodnatureinthistriflinginstance,andremembereditlongafteritwasforgottenbyEdmund.Wheneverhismasterwantedtosendamessengeranywhere,Gilbert(forthatwastheservant'sname)alwaysemployedhislittlefriendEdmund,whom,uponfurtheracquaintance,helikedbetterandbetter.HefoundthatEdmundwasbothquickandexactinexecutingcommissions.
Oneday,afterhehadwaitedagreatwhileatagentleman'shouseforananswertoaletter,hewassoimpatienttogethomethatheranoffwithoutit.WhenhewasquestionedbyGilbertwhyhedidnotbringananswer,hedidnotattempttomakeanyexcuse;hedidnotsay,"Therewas
noanswer,pleaseyourhonour,"or,"Theybidmenottowait,"etc.;buthetoldexactlythetruth;andthoughGilbertscoldedhimforbeingsoimpatientasnottowait,yethistellingthetruthwasmoretotheboy'sadvantagethananyexcusehecouldhavemade.Afterthishewasalwaysbelievedwhenhesaid,"Therewasnoanswer,"or,"Theybidmenotwait";forGilbertknewthathewouldnottellalietosavehimselffrombeingscolded.
Theorphanscontinuedtoassistoneanotherintheirworkaccordingtotheirstrengthandabilities;andtheywentoninthismannerforthreeyears.WithwhatMarygotbyherspinningandplainwork,andEdmundbyleadingofcart-horses,goingonerrands,etc.,andwithlittlePeggyandAnne'searnings,thefamilycontrivedtolivecomfortably.Isabellaand
Carolineoftenvisitedthem,andsometimesgavethemclothes,andsometimesflaxorcottonfortheirspinningandknitting;andthesechildrendidnotEXPECT,thatbecausetheladiesdidsomethingforthem,theyshoulddoeverything.Theydidnotgrowidleorwasteful.
WhenEdmundwasabouttwelveyearsold,hisfriendGilbertsentforhimoneday,andtoldhimthathismasterhadgivenhimleavetohaveaboyinthehousetoassisthim,andthathismastertoldhimhemightchooseoneintheneighbourhood.Severalwereanxioustogetintosuchagoodplace:butGilbertsaidthathepreferredEdmundbeforethemall,
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becauseheknewhimtobeanindustrious,honest,goodnaturedlad,whoalwaystoldthetruth.SoEdmundwentintoserviceatthevicarage;andhismasterwasthefatherofIsabellaandCaroline.Hefoundhisnewwayoflifeverypleasant;forhewaswellfed,wellclothed,andwelltreated;andheeverydaylearnedmoreofhisbusiness,inwhichatfirsthewasratherawkward.HewasmindfultodoallthatMr.Gilbertrequiredofhim;andhewassoobligingtoallhisfellow-servantsthattheycouldnothelplikinghim.Buttherewasonethingwhichwasatfirstratherdisagreeabletohim:hewasobligedtowearshoesandstockings,andtheyhurthisfeet.Besidesthis,whenhewaitedatdinnerhemadesuchanoiseinwalkingthathisfellow-servantslaughedathim.HetoldhissisterMaryofhisdistress,andshemadeforhim,aftermanytrials,apairofclothshoes,withsolesofplattedhemp.*Inthesehecouldwalkwithoutmakingtheleastnoise;andastheseshoescouldnotbewornoutofdoors,hewasalwayssuretochangethembeforehewentout;andconsequentlyhehadalwayscleanshoestowearinthehouse.
[*Theauthorhasseenapairofshoes,suchasheredescribed,madeinafewhours.]
Itwassoonremarkedbythemen-servantsthathehadleftoffclumpingsoheavily,anditwasobservedbythemaidsthatheneverdirtiedthestairsorpassageswithhisshoes.Whenhewaspraisedforthesethings,
hesaiditwashissisterMarywhoshouldbethanked,andnothe;andheshowedtheshoeswhichshehadmadeforhim.
Isabella'smaidbespokeapairimmediately,andsentMaryapieceofprettycalicofortheoutside.Thelast-makermadealastforher,andoverthisMarysewedthecalicovampstight.Herbrotheradvisedhertotryplattedpackthreadinsteadofhempforthesoles;andshefoundthatthislookedmoreneatthanthehempsoles,andwaslikelytolastlonger.Sheplattedthepackthreadtogetherinstrandsofabouthalfaninchthick,andthesewereservedfirmlytogetheratthebottomoftheshoe.Whentheywerefinishedtheyfittedwell,andthemaidshowedthemtohermistress.
IsabellaandCarolineweresowellpleasedwithMary'singenuityandkindnesstoherbrother,thattheybespokefromhertwodozenoftheseshoes,andgaveherthreeyardsofcolouredfustiantomakethemof,andgalloonforthebinding.Whentheshoeswerecompleted,IsabellaandCarolinedisposedofthemforheramongsttheiracquaintance,andgotthreeshillingsapairforthem.Theyoungladies,assoonastheyhadcollectedthemoney,walkedtotheoldcastle,wheretheyfoundeverythingneatandcleanasusual.Theyhadgreatpleasureingivingtothisindustriousgirltherewardofheringenuity,whichshereceivedwithsomesurpriseandmoregratitude.Theyadvisedhertocontinuetheshoemakingtrade,astheyfoundtheshoeswereliked,andtheyknewthattheycouldhaveasaleforthemattheRepositoryinDublin.
Mary,encouragedbythesekindfriends,wentonwithherlittlemanufacturewithincreasedactivity.PeggyandAnneplattedthepackthread,andbastedthevampsandliningstogetherreadyforher.Edmundwasallowedtocomehomeforanhoureverymorning,providedhewasbackagainbeforeeighto'clock.Itwassummertime,andhegotupearly,becausehelikedtogohometoseehissisters,andhetookhisshareinthemanufactory.Itwashisbusinesstohammerthesolesflat:andassoonashecamehomeeverymorningheperformedhistaskwithsomuchcheerfulnessandsangsomerrilyathiswork,thatthehourofhisarrivalwasalwaysanhourofjoytothefamily.
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Maryhadpresentlyemploymentenoughuponherhands.Orderscametoherforshoesfrommanyfamiliesintheneighbourhood,andshecouldnotgetthemfinishedfastenough.She,however,inthemidstofherhurry,foundtimetomakeaveryprettypair,withneatroses,asapresentforherschoolmistress,who,nowthatshesawherpupilinagoodwayofbusiness,consentedtoreceivetheamountofherolddebt.SeveralofthechildrenwhowenttoherschoolweredelightedwiththesightofMary'spresent,andwenttothelittlemanufactoryatRossmoreCastle,tofindouthowtheseshoesweremade.Somewentfromcuriosity,othersfromidleness;butwhentheysawhowhappythelittleshoemakersseemedwhilstbusyatwork,theylongedtotakesomeshareinwhatwasgoingforward.OnebeggedMarytoletherplatsomepackthreadforthesoles;anotherhelpedPeggyandAnnetobasteinthelinings;andallwhocouldgetemploymentwerepleased,fortheidleoneswereshovedoutoftheway.Itbecameacustomwiththechildrenofthevillagetoresorttotheoldcastleattheirplayhours;anditwassurprisingtoseehowmuchwasdonebytenortwelveofthem,eachdoingbutalittleatatime.
OnemorningEdmundandthelittlemanufacturerswereassembledveryearly,andtheywerebusyattheirwork,allsittingroundthemealchest,whichservedthemforatable.
"Myhandsmustbewashed,"saidGeorge,alittleboywhocamerunningin;
"IransofastthatImightbeintime,togotoworkalongwithyouall,thatItumbleddown,andlookhowIhavedirtiedmyhands.Mosthasteworstspeed.MyhandsmustbewashedbeforeIcandoanything."
WhilstGeorgewaswashinghishands,twootherlittlechildren,whohadjustfinishedtheirmorning'swork,cametohimtobegthathewouldblowsomesoapbubblesforthem,andtheywereallthreeeagerlyblowingbubbles,andwatchingthemmountintotheair,whensuddenlytheywerestartledbyanoiseasloudasthunder.Theywereinasortofoutercourtofthecastle,nexttotheroominwhichalltheircompanionswereatwork,andtheyranprecipitatelyintotheroom,exclaiming,"Didyouhearthatnoise?"
"IthoughtIheardaclapofthunder,"saidMary,"butwhydoyoulooksofrightened?"
Asshefinishedspeaking,anotherandaloudernoise,andthewallsroundaboutthemshook.Thechildrenturnedpaleandstoodmotionless;butEdmundthrewdownhishammer,andranouttoseewhatwasthematter.Maryfollowedhim,andtheysawthatagreatchimneyoftheoldruinsatthefarthestsideofthecastlehadfallendown,andthiswasthecauseoftheprodigiousnoise.
Thepartofthecastleinwhichtheylivedseemed,asEdmundsaid,tobeperfectlysafe;butthechildrenofthevillagewereterrified,andthinkingthatthewholewouldcometumblingdowndirectly,theyranto
theirhomesasfastastheycould.Edmund,whowasacourageouslad,andproudofshowinghiscourage,laughedattheircowardice;butMary,whowasveryprudent,persuadedherbrothertoaskanexperiencedmason,whowasbuildingathismaster's,tocomeandgivehisopinion,whethertheirpartofthecastlewassafetoliveinornot.Themasoncame,andgaveitashisopinionthattheroomstheyinhabitedmightlastthroughthewinterbutthatnopartoftheruinscouldstandanotheryear.Marywassorrytoleaveaplaceofwhichshehadgrownfond,poorasitwas,havinglivedinitinpeaceandcontentmenteversincehermother'sdeath,whichwasnownearlyfouryears;butshedeterminedtolookout
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forsomeotherplacetolivein;andshehadnowmoneyenoughtopaytherentofacomfortablecabin.Withoutlosinganytime,shewenttothevillagethatwasattheendoftheavenueleadingtothevicarage,forshewishedtogetalodginginthisvillagebecauseitwassoneartoherbrother,andtotheladieswhohadbeensokindtoher.Shefoundthattherewasonenewlybuilthouseinthisvillageunoccupied;itbelongedtoMr.Harvey,herlandlord,whowasstillinEngland;itwasslated,andneatlyfittedupinside;buttherentofitwassixguineasayear,andthiswasfarabovewhatMarycouldaffordtopay.Threeguineasayearshethoughtwasthehighestrentforwhichshecouldventuretoengage.Besides,sheheardthatseveralproposalshadbeenmadetoMr.Harveyforthishouse,andsheknewthatMr.Hopkins,theagent,wasnotherfriend;thereforeshedespairedofgettingit.Therewasnoothertobehadinthisvillage.Herbrotherwasstillmorevexedthanshewas,thatshecouldnotfindaplacenearhim.Heofferedtogiveaguineayearlytowardstherentoutofhiswages;andMr.Gilbertspokeaboutitforhimtothesteward,andinquiredwhether,amongstanyofthosewhohadgiveninproposals,theremightnotbeonewhowouldbecontentwithapartofthehouse,andwhowouldjoinwithMaryinpayingtherent.Nonecouldbefoundbutawoman,whowasagreatscold,andamanwhowasfamousforgoingtolawabouteverytriflewithhisneighbours.Marydidnotchoosetohaveanythingtodowiththesepeople.ShedidnotliketospeakeithertoMissIsabellaorCarolineaboutit,becauseshewasnotofanencroachingtemper;andwhentheyhaddonesomuchforher,shewould
havebeenashamedtobegformore.Shereturnedhometotheoldcastle,mortifiedthatshehadnogoodnewstotellAnneandPeggy,whosheknewexpectedtohearthatshehadfoundanicehousefortheminthevillageneartheirbrother.
"Badnewsforyou,Peggy,"criedshe,assoonasshegothome."Andbadnewsforyou,Mary,"repliedhersisters,wholookedverysorrowful.
"What'sthematter?"
"Yourpoorgoatisdead,"repliedPeggy."Theresheis,yonder,lyingunderthegreatcornerstone;youcanjustseeherleg.Wecannotliftthestonefromoffher,itissoheavy.Betsy[oneoftheneighbour's
girls]sayssheremembers,whenshecametoustoworkearlythismorning,shesawthegoatrubbingitself,andbuttingwithitshornsagainstthatoldtotteringchimney."
"Many'sthetime,"saidMary,"thatIhavedriventhepoorthingawayfromthatplace;Iwasalwaysafraidshewouldshakethatgreatuglystonedownuponheratlast."
Thegoat,whohadlongbeenthefavouriteofMaryandhersisters,waslamentedbythemall.WhenEdmundcame,hehelpedthemtomovethegreatstonefromoffthepooranimal,whowascrushedsoastobeaterriblesight.Astheyweremovingawaythisstoneinordertoburythegoat,Annefoundanodd-lookingpieceofmoney,whichseemedneitherlikea
halfpenny,norashilling,noraguinea.
"Herearemore,agreatmanymoreofthem,"criedPeggy;anduponsearchingamongsttherubbish,theydiscoveredasmallironpot,whichseemedasifithadbeenfilledwiththesecoins,asavastnumberofthemwerefoundaboutthespotwhereitfell.Onexaminingthesecoins,Edmundthoughtthatseveralofthemlookedlikegold,andthegirlsexclaimedwithgreatjoy--"Oh,Mary!Mary!thisiscometousjustinrighttime--nowyoucanpayfortheslatedhouse.Neverwasanythingsolucky!"
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ButMary,thoughnothingcouldhavepleasedherbetterthantohavebeenabletopayforthehouse,observedthattheycouldnothonestlytouchanyofthistreasure,asitbelongedtotheownerofthecastle.Edmundagreedwithher,thattheyoughttocarryitallimmediatelytoMr.Hopkins,theagent.PeggyandAnnewereconvincedbywhatMarysaid,andtheybeggedtogoalongwithherandtheirbrother,totakethecoinstoMr.Hopkins.Ontheirwaytheystoppedatthevicarage,toshowthetreasuretoMr.Gilbert,whotookittotheyoungladies,IsabellaandCaroline,andtoldthemhowithadbeenfound.
Itisnotonlybytheirsuperiorriches,butitisyetmorebytheirsuperiorknowledge,thatpersonsinthehigherrankoflifemayassistthoseinalowercondition.
Isabella,whohadsomeknowledgeofchemistry,discovered,bytouchingthecoinswithnitricacid,thatseveralofthemwereofgold,andconsequentlyofgreatvalue.Carolinealsofoundoutthatmanyofthecoinswereveryvaluableascuriosities.Sherecollectedherfather'shavingshowntohertheprintsofthecoinsattheendofeachking'sreign,in"Rapin'sHistoryofEngland;"anduponcomparingtheseimpressionswiththecoinsfoundbytheorphans,sheperceivedthatmanyofthemwereofthereignofHenrytheSeventh,which,fromtheirscarcity,werehighlyappreciatedbynumismaticcollectors.
IsabellaandCaroline,knowingsomethingofthecharacterofMr.Hopkins,theagent,hadtheprecautiontocountthecoins,andtomarkeachofthemwithacross,sosmallthatitwasscarcelyvisibletothenakedeye,thoughitwaseasilytobeseenthroughamagnifyingglass.Theyalsobeggedthattheirfather,whowaswellacquaintedwithMr.Harvey,thegentlemantowhomRossmoreCastlebelonged,towritetohim,andtellhimhowwelltheseorphanshadbehavedaboutthetreasurewhichtheyhadfound.Thevalueofthecoinswasestimatedataboutthirtyorfortyguineas.
AfewdaysafterthefallofthechimneyatRossmoreCastle,asMaryandhersistersweresittingattheirwork,therecamehobblinginanold
woman,leaningonacrabstick,thatseemedtohavebeennewlycut.Shehadabrokentobacco-pipeinhermouth;herheadwaswrappedupintwolargeredandbluehandkerchiefs,withtheircrookedcornershangingfardownoverthebackofherneck,noshoesonherbroadfeet,norstockingsonhermany-colouredlegs.Herpetticoatwasjaggedatthebottom,andtheskirtofhergownturnedupoverhershoulders,toserveinsteadofacloak,whichshehadsoldforwhisky.ThisoldwomanwaswellknownamongstthecountrypeoplebythenameofGoodyGrope:*becauseshehad,formanyyears,beeninthehabitofgropinginoldcastles,andinmoats,**andatthebottomofaroundtower***intheneighbourhood,insearchoftreasure.Inheryouthshehadheardsomeonetalking,inawhisper,ofanoldprophecy,foundinabog,whichsaidthatbeforemany
"St.Patrick'sdaysshouldcomeabout,TherewouldbefoundAtreasureunderground,Byonewithintwentymilesround."
Thisprophecymadeadeepimpressionuponher.Shealsodreamedofitthreetimes:andasthedream,shethought,wasasuretokenthattheprophecywastocometrue,she,fromthattimeforwards,gaveupherspinning-wheelandherknitting,andcouldthinkofnothingbuthuntingforthetreasure,thatwastobefoundbyone"withintwentymiles
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round."
[*GoodyisnotawordusedinIreland.CollyoghistheIrishappellationofanoldwoman:butasCollyoghmightsoundstrangelytoEnglishears,wehavetranslateditbythewordGoody.**WhatareinIrelandcalledmoats,are,inEngland,calledDanishmounds,orbarrows.***NearKells,inIreland,thereisaroundtower,whichwasinimminentdangerofbeingpulleddownbyanoldwoman'srootingatitsfoundation,inhopesoffindingtreasure.]
YearafteryearSt.Patrick'sdaycameabout,withouthereverfindingafarthingbyallhergroping;andasshewasalwaysidle,shegrewpoorerandpoorer.Besides,tocomfortherselfforherdisappointments,andtogiveherspiritsforfreshsearches,shetooktodrinking.Shesoldallshehadbydegrees;butstillshefanciedthattheluckydaywouldcomesoonerorlater,THATWOULDPAYFORALL.
GoodyGrope,however,reachedhersixtiethyear,withouteverseeingthisluckyday;andnow,inheroldage,shewasabeggar,withoutahousetoshelterher,abedtolieon,orfoodtoputintohermouth,butwhatshebeggedfromthecharityofthosewhohadtrustedmorethanshehadtoindustryandlesstoLUCK.
"Ah,Mary,honey!givemeapotatoandasupofsomething,fortheloveo'mercy;fornotabithaveIhadallday,excepthalfaglassofwhiskyandahalfpennyworthoftobacco!"
Maryimmediatelysetbeforehersomemilk,andpickedagoodpotatooutofthebowlforher.Shewassorrytoseesuchanoldwomaninsuchawretchedcondition.GoodyGropesaidshewouldratherhavespiritsofsomekindorotherthanmilk;butMaryhadnospiritstogiveher;soshesatherselfdownclosetothefire,andaftershehadsighedandgroanedandsmokedforsometime,shesaidtoMary,"Well,andwhathaveyoudonewiththetreasureyouhadthelucktofind?"MarytoldherthatshehadcarriedittoMr.Hopkins,theagent.
"That'snotwhatIwouldhavedoneinyourplace,"repliedtheoldwoman."Whengoodluckcametoyou,whatashametoturnyourbackuponit!Butitisidletalkingofwhat'sdone--that'spast;butI'lltrymyluckinthisherecastlebeforenextSt.Patrick'sdaycomesabout.IwastolditwasmorethantwentymilesfromourbogorIwouldhavebeenherelongago;butbetterlatethannever."
Marywasmuchalarmed,andnotwithoutreason,atthisspeech;forsheknewthatifGoodyGropeoncesettoworkatthefoundationoftheoldcastleofRossmore,shewouldsoonbringitalldown.ItwasinvaintotalktoGoodyGropeofthedangerofburyingherselfundertheruins,oroftheimprobabilityofhermeetingwithanotherpotofgoldcoins.Shesetherelbowuponherknees,andstoppingherearswithherhandsbid
Maryandhersistersnottowastetheirbreathadvisingtheirelders;forthat,letthemsaywhattheywould,shewouldfalltoworkthenextmorning,"BARRINGyou'llmakeitworthmywhiletoletitalone."
"Andwhatwillmakeitworthyourwhiletoletitalone?"saidMary;forshesawthatshemusteithergetintoaquarrelorgiveupherhabitation,orcomplywiththeconditionsofthisprovokingoldwoman.
Halfacrown,GoodyGropesaid,wastheleastshecouldbecontenttotake.Marypaidthehalf-crown,andwasinhopesthatshehadgotrid
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foreverofhertormentor,butshewasmistaken,forscarcelywastheweekatanendbeforetheoldwomanappearedbeforeheragain,andrepeatedherthreatsoffallingtoworkthenextmorning,unlessshehadsomethinggiventohertobuytobacco.
Thenextdayandthenext,andthenext,GoodyGropecameonthesameerrand,andpoorMary,whocouldill-affordtosupplyherconstantlywithhalfpence,atlastexclaimed,"Iamsurethefindingofthistreasurehasnotbeenanygoodlucktous,butquitethecontrary;andIwishweneverhadfoundit."
Marydidnotyetknowhowmuchshewastosufferonaccountofthisunfortunatepotofgoldcoins.Mr.Hopkins,theagent,imaginedthatnooneknewofthediscoveryofthistreasurebuthimselfandthesepoorchildren;so,notbeingashonestastheywere,heresolvedtokeepitforhisownuse.Hewassurprisedsomeweeksafterwardstoreceivealetterfromhisemployer,Mr.Harvey,demandingfromhimthecoinswhichhadbeendiscoveredatRossmoreCastle.Hopkinshadsoldthegoldcoins,andsomeoftheothers;andheflatteredhimselfthatthechildren,andtheyoungladies,towhomhenowfoundtheyhadbeenshown,couldnottellwhetherwhattheyhadseenweregoldornot,andhewasnotintheleastapprehensivethatthoseofHenrytheSeventh'sreignshouldbereclaimedfromhimashethoughttheyhadescapedattention.Sohesentoverthesilvercoinsandothersoflittlevalue,andapologizedforhis
nothavingmentionedthembefore,bysayingthatheconsideredthemasmererubbish.
Mr.Harvey,inreply,observedthathecouldnotconsiderasrubbishthegoldcoinswhichwereamongstthemwhentheywerediscovered;andheinquiredwhythesegoldcoins,andthoseofthereignofHenrytheSeventh,werenotnowsenttohim.
Mr.Hopkinsdeniedthathehadeverreceivedanysuch;buthewasthunderstruckwhenMr.Harvey,inreplytothisfalsehood,senthimalistofthecoinswhichtheorphanshaddepositedwithhim,andexactdrawingsofthosethatweremissing.Heinformedhimthatthislistandthesedrawingscamefromtwoladieswhohadseenthecoinsinquestion.
Mr.Hopkinsthoughtthathehadnomeansofescapebutbyboldlypersistinginfalsehood.Hereplied,thatitwasverylikelysuchcoinshadbeenfoundatRossmoreCastle,andthattheladiesalludedtohadprobablyseenthem;buthepositivelydeclaredthattheynevercametohishands;thathehadrestoredallthatweredepositedwithhim;andthat,astotheothers,hesupposedtheymusthavebeentakenoutofthepotbythechildren,orbyEdmundorMaryontheirwayfromtheladies'housetohis.
Theorphanswereshockedandastonishedwhentheyheard,fromIsabellaandCaroline,thechargethatwasmadeagainstthem.Theylookedatoneanotherinsilenceforsomemoments.ThenPeggyexclaimed--"Sure!Mr.
Hopkinshasforgottenhimselfstrangely.DoesnotherememberEdmund'scountingthethingstohimuponthegreattableinhishall,andweallstandingby!Irememberitaswellasifitwasthisinstant."
"AndsodoI,"criedAnne."Anddon'tyourecollect,Mary,yourpickingoutthegoldones,andtellingMr.Hopkinsthattheyweregold;andhesaidyouknewnothingofthematter;andIwasgoingtotellhimthatMissIsabellahadtriedthem,andknewthattheyweregold?butjustthentherecameinsometenantstopaytheirrent,andhepushedusout,andtwitchedfrommyhandthepieceofgoldwhichIhadtakenuptoshowhim
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thebrightspotwhichMissIsabellahadcleanedbythestuffthatshehadpouredonit?IbelievehewasafraidIshouldstealit;hetwitcheditfrommyhandinsuchahurry.Do,Edmund;do,Mary--letusgotohim,andputhiminmindofallthis."
"I'llgotohimnomore,"saidEdmund,sturdily."Heisabadman--I'llnevergotohimagain.Mary,don'tbecastdown--wehavenoneedtobecastdown--wearehonest."
"True,"saidMary;"butisnotitahardcasethatwe,whohavelived,asmymotherdidallherlifebeforeus,inpeaceandhonestywithalltheworld,shouldnowhaveourgoodnametakenfromus,when--"Mary'svoicefalteredandstopped.
"Itcan'tbetakenfromus,"criedEdmund,"poororphansthoughweare,andhearichgentleman,ashecallshimself.Lethimsayanddowhathewill,hecan'thurtourgoodname."
Edmundwasmistaken,alas!andMaryhadbuttoomuchreasonforherfears.Theaffairwasagreatdealtalkedof;andtheagentsparednopainstohavethestorytoldhisownway.Theorphans,consciousoftheirowninnocence,tooknopainsaboutthematter;andtheconsequencewas,thatallwhoknewthemwellhadnodoubtoftheirhonesty;butmany,whoknewnothingofthem,concludedthattheagentmustbeintheright
andthechildreninthewrong.Thebuzzofscandalwentonforsometimewithoutreachingtheirears,becausetheylivedveryretiredly.Butoneday,whenMarywenttosellsomestockingsofPeggy'sknittingattheneighbouringfair,themantowhomshesoldthembidherwritehernameonthebackofanote,andexclaimed,onseeingit--"Ho!ho!mistress;I'dnothavehadanydealingswithyou,hadIknownyournamesooner.Where'sthegoldthatyoufoundatRossmoreCastle?"
ItwasinvainthatMaryrelatedthefact.Shesawthatshegainednobelief,ashercharacterwasnotknowntothisman,ortoanyofthosewhowerepresent.Sheleftthefairassoonasshecould;andthoughshestruggledagainstit,shefeltverymelancholy.Stillsheexertedherselfeverydayatherlittlemanufacture;andsheendeavouredto
consoleherselfbyreflectingthatshehadtwofriendsleftwhowouldnotgiveuphercharacter,andwhocontinuedsteadilytoprotectherandhersisters.
IsabellaandCarolineeverywhereassertedtheirbeliefintheintegrityoftheorphans,buttoproveitwasinthisinstanceoutoftheirpower.Mr.Hopkins,theagent,andhisfriends,constantlyrepeatedthatthegoldcoinsweretakenawayincomingfromtheirhousetohis;andtheseladieswereblamedbymanypeopleforcontinuingtocountenancethosethatwere,withgreatreason,suspectedtobethieves.Theorphanswereinaworseconditionthaneverwhenthewintercameon,andtheirbenefactressesleftthecountrytospendsomemonthsinDublin.Theoldcastle,itwastrue,waslikelytolastthroughthewinter,asthemason
said;butthoughthewantofacomfortablehousetoliveinwas,alittlewhileago,theuppermostthinginMary'sthoughts,nowitwasnotso.
OnenightasMarywasgoingtobed,sheheardsomeoneknockinghardatthedoor."Mary,areyouup?letusin,"criedavoice,whichsheknewtobethevoiceofBetsyGreen,thepostmaster'sdaughter,wholivedinthevillagenearthem.
SheletBetsyin,andaskedwhatshecouldwantatsuchatimeofnight.
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containingadismissalofthedishonestagent,andarewardforthehonestandindustriousorphans.Mr.HarveydesiredthatMaryandhersistersmighthavetheslatedhouse,rentfree,fromthistimeforward,underthecareofladiesIsabellaandCaroline,aslongasMaryorhersistersshouldcarryoninitanyusefulbusiness.ThiswasthejoyfulnewswhichEdmundhadtotellhissisters.
Alltheneighbourssharedintheirjoy,andthedayoftheirremovalfromtheruinsofRossmoreCastletotheirnewhousewasthehappiestoftheChristmasholidays.Theywerenotenviedfortheirprosperity;becauseeverybodysawthatitwastherewardoftheirgoodconduct;everybodyexceptGoodyGrope.Sheexclaimed,asshewrungherhandswithviolentexpressionsofsorrow--"Badlucktome!badlucktome!--Whydidn'tIgosoonertothattherecastle?Itisallluck,allluckinthisworld;butIneverhadnoluck.Thinkoftheluckofthesechilder,thathavefoundapotofgold,andsuchgreat,grandfriends,andaslatedhouse,andall:andhereamI,withscarcearagtocoverme,andnotapotatotoputintomymouth!--I,thathavebeenlookingundergroundallmydaysfortreasure,nottohaveahalfpennyatthelast,tobuymetobacco!"
"Thatistheveryreasonthatyouhavenotahalfpenny,"saidBetsy."HereMaryhasbeenworkinghard,andsohavehertwolittlesistersandherbrother,forthesefiveyearspast;andtheyhavemademoneyforthemselvesbytheirownindustry--andfriendstoo--notbyluck,butby--"
"Phoo!phoo!"interruptedGoodyGrope;"don'tbeprating;don'tIknowaswellasyoudo,thattheyfoundapotofgold,BYGOODLUCK?andisnotthatthecausewhytheyaregoingtoliveinaslatedhousenow?"
"No,"repliedthepostmaster'sdaughter;"thishouseisgiventothemASAREWARD--thatwasthewordintheletter;forIsawit.Edmundshowedittome,andwillshowittoanyonethatwantstosee.Thishousewasgiventothem'ASAREWARDFORTHEIRHONESTY.'"
LAZYLAWRENCE.
InthepleasantvalleyofAshtontherelivedanelderlywomanofthenameofPreston.Shehadasmallneatcottage,andtherewasnotaweedtobeseeninhergarden.Itwasuponhergardenthatshechieflydependedforsupport;itconsistedofstrawberrybeds,andonesmallborderforflowers.Thepinksandrosesshetiedupinnicenosegays,andsenteithertoCliftonorBristoltobesold.Astoherstrawberries,shedidnotsendthemtomarket,becauseitwasthecustomfornumbersofpeopletocomefromClifton,inthesummertime,toeatstrawberriesandcreamatthegardensinAshton.
Now,thewidowPrestonwassoobliging,activeandgood-humoured,thateveryonewhocametoseeherwaspleased.Shelivedhappilyinthis
mannerforseveralyears;but,alas!oneautumnshefellsick,and,duringherillness,everythingwentwrong;hergardenwasneglected,hercowdied,andallthemoneywhichshehadsavedwasspentinpayingformedicines.Thewinterpassedaway,whileshewassoweakthatshecouldearnbutlittlebyherwork;andwhenthesummercame,herrentwascalledfor,andtherentwasnotreadyinherlittlepurseasusual.Shebeggedafewmonths'delay,andtheyweregrantedtoher;butattheendofthattimetherewasnoresourcebuttosellherhorseLightfoot.NowLightfoot,thoughperhapshehadseenhisbestdays,wasaverygreatfavourite.Inhisyouthhehadalwayscarriedthedametothemarket
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behindherhusband;anditwasnowherlittlesonJem'sturntoridehim.ItwasJem'sbusinesstofeedLightfoot,andtotakecareofhim--achargewhichheneverneglected,for,besidesbeingaverygoodnatured,hewasaveryindustriousboy.
"ItwillgoneartobreakmyJem'sheart,"saidDamePrestontoherself,asshesatoneeveningbesidethefirestirringtheembers,andconsideringhowshehadbestopenthemattertoherson,whostoodoppositetoher,eatingadrycrustofbreadveryheartilyforsupper.
"Jem,"saidtheoldwoman,"what,ar'thungry?"
"ThatIam,braveandhungry!"
"Ay!nowonder,you'vebeenbravehardatwork--Eh?"
"Bravehard!Iwishitwasnotsodark,mother,thatyoumightjuststepoutandseethegreatbedI'vedug;Iknowyou'dsayitwasnobadday'swork--andoh,mother!I'vegoodnews:FarmerTruckwillgiveusthegiantstrawberries,andI'mtogofor'emtomorrowmorning,andI'llbebackaforebreakfast."
"Godblesstheboy!howhetalks!--Fourmilethere,andfourmilebackagain,aforebreakfast."
"Ay,uponLightfoot,youknow,mother,veryeasily;mayn'tI?"
"Ay,child!"
"Whydoyousigh,mother?"
"Finishthysupper,child."
"I'vedone!"criedJem,swallowingthelastmouthfulhastily,asifhethoughthehadbeentoolongatsupper--"andnowforthegreatneedle;ImustseeandmendLightfoot'sbridleaforeIgotobed."
Toworkheset,bythelightofthefire,andthedamehavingoncemorestirredit,beganagainwith"Jem,dear,doeshegolameatallnow?"
"What,Lightfoot!Oh,la,no,nothe--neverwassowellofhislamenessinallhislife.He'sgrownquiteyoungagain,Ithink,andthenhe'ssofathecanhardlywag."
"Godblesshim--that'sright.Wemustsee,Jem,andkeephimfat."
"Forwhat,mother?"
"ForMondayfortnightatthefair.He'stobe--sold!"
"Lightfoot!"criedJem,andletthebridlefallfromhishand;"andWILLmothersellLightfoot?"
"WILL?no:butIMUST,Jem."
"MUST!whosaysyouMUST?whyMUSTyou,mother?"
"Imust,Isay,child.Why,mustnotIpaymydebtshonestly;andmustnotIpaymyrent,andwasnotitcalledforlongandlongago;andhavenotIhadtime;anddidnotIpromisetopayitforcertainMonday
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fortnight,andamnotItwoguineasshort;andwhereamItogettwoguineas?Sowhatsignifiestalking,child?"saidthewidow,leaningherheaduponherarm."LightfootMUSTgo."
Jemwassilentforafewminutes--"Twoguineas,that'sagreat,greatdeal.IfIworked,andworked,andworkedeversohard,IcouldnowaysearntwoguineasAFOREMondayfortnight--couldI,mother?"
"Lordhelpthee,no;notan'workthyselftodeath."
"ButIcouldearnsomething,though,Isay,"criedJem,proudly;"andIWILLearnSOMETHING--ifitbeeversolittle,itwillbeSOMETHING--andIshalldomyverybest;soIwill."
"ThatI'msureof,mychild,"saidhismother,drawinghimtowardsherandkissinghim;"youwerealwaysagood,industriouslad,THATIwillsayaforeyourfaceorbehindyourback;--butitwon'tdonow--LightfootMUSTgo."
Jemturnedawaystrugglingtohidehistears,andwenttobedwithoutsayingawordmore.Butheknewthatcryingwoulddonogood;sohepresentlywipedhiseyes,andlayawake,consideringwhathecouldpossiblydotosavethehorse."IfIgeteversolittle,"hestillsaidtohimself,"itwillbeSOMETHING;andwhoknowsbutlandlordmightthen
waitabitlonger?andwemightmakeitallupintime;forapennyadaymightcometotwoguineasintime."
Buthowtogetthefirstpennywasthequestion.Thenherecollectedthatoneday,whenhehadbeensenttoCliftontosellsomeflowers,hehadseenanoldwomanwithaboardbesidehercoveredwithvarioussparklingstones,whichpeoplestoppedtolookatastheypassed,andherememberedthatsomepeopleboughtthestones;onepaidtwopence,anotherthreepence,andanothersixpenceforthem;andJemheardhersaythatshegotthemamongsttheneighbouringrocks:sohethoughtthatifhetriedhemightfindsometoo,andsellthemasshehaddone.
Earlyinthemorninghewakenedfullofthisscheme,jumpedup,dressed
himself,and,havinggivenonelookatpoorLightfootinhisstable,setofftoCliftoninsearchoftheoldwoman,toinquirewhereshefoundhersparklingstones.Butitwastooearlyinthemorning,theoldwomanwasnotatherseat;soheturnedbackagain,disappointed.Hedidnotwastehistimewaitingforher,butsaddledandbridledLightfoot,andwenttoFarmerTruck'sforthegiantstrawberries.
Agreatpartofthemorningwasspentinputtingthemintotheground;and,assoonasthatwasfinished,hesetoutagaininquestoftheoldwoman,whom,tohisgreatjoy,hespiedsittingathercornerofthestreetwithherboardbeforeher.Butthisoldwomanwasdeafandcross;andwhenatlastJemmadeherhearhisquestions,hecouldgetnoanswerfromher,butthatshefoundthefossilswherehewouldneverfindany
more."Butcan'tIlookwhereyoulooked?"
"Lookaway,nobodyhindersyou,"repliedtheoldwoman;andtheseweretheonlywordsshewouldsay.
Jemwasnot,however,aboytobeeasilydiscouraged;hewenttotherocks,andwalkedslowlyalong,lookingatallthestonesashepassed.Presentlyhecametoaplacewhereanumberofmenwereatworklooseningsomelargerocks,andoneamongsttheworkmenwasstoopingdownlookingforsomethingveryeagerly;Jemranup,andaskedifhecouldhelphim.
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"Yes,"saidtheman,"youcan;I'vejustdropped,amongstthisheapofrubbish,afinepieceofcrystalthatIgotto-day."
"Whatkindofalookingthingisit?"saidJem.
"White,andlikeglass,"saidtheman,andwentonworkingwhilstJemlookedverycarefullyovertheheapofrubbishforagreatwhile.
"Come,"saidtheman,"it'sgoneforever;don'ttroubleyourselfanymore,myboy."
"It'snotrouble;I'lllookalittlelonger;we'llnotgiveitupsosoon,"saidJem;andafterhehadlookedalittlelonger,hefoundthepieceofcrystal.
"Thank'e,"saidtheman,"youareafinelittleindustriousfellow."
Jem,encouragedbythetoneofvoiceinwhichthemanspokethis,venturedtoaskhimthesamequestionswhichhehadaskedtheoldwoman.
"Onegoodturndeservesanother,"saidtheman;"wearegoingtodinnerjustnow,andshallleaveoffwork--waitformehere,andI'llmakeitworthyourwhile."
Jemwaited;and,ashewasveryattentivelyobservinghowtheworkmenwentonwiththeirwork,heheardsomebodynearhimgiveagreatyawn,and,turninground,hesawstretcheduponthegrass,besidetheriver,aboyabouthisownage,who,inthevillageofAshton,asheknew,wentbythenameofLazyLawrence--anamewhichhemostjustlydeserved,forheneverdidanythingfrommorningtonight.Heneitherworkednorplayed,butsaunteredorloungedaboutrestlessandyawning.Hisfatherwasanale-housekeeper,andbeinggenerallydrunk,couldtakenocareofhisson;sothatLazyLawrencegreweverydayworseandworse.However,someoftheneighbourssaidthathewasagoodnatured,poorfellowenough,andwouldneverdoanyoneharmbuthimself;whilstothers,whowerewiser,oftenshooktheirheads,andtoldhimthatidlenesswastheroot
ofallevil.
"What,Lawrence!"criedJemtohim,whenhesawhimlyinguponthegrass;"what,areyouasleep?"
"Notquite."
"Areyouawake?"
"Notquite."
"Whatareyoudoingthere?"
"Nothing."
"Whatareyouthinkingof?"
"Nothing."
"Whatmakesyouliethere?"
"Idon'tknow--becauseIcan'tfindanybodytoplaywithmeto-day.Willyoucomeandplay?"
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"No,Ican't;I'mbusy."
"Busy,"criedLawrence,stretchinghimself,"youarealwaysbusy.Iwouldnotbeyoufortheworld,tohavesomuchtodoalways."
"AndI,"saidJem,laughing,"wouldnotbeyoufortheworld,tohavenothingtodo."
Theythenparted,fortheworkmanjustthencalledJemtofollowhim.Hetookhimhometohisownhouse,andshowedhimaparceloffossils,whichhehadgathered,hesaid,onpurposetosell,buthadneverhadtimeenoughtosellthem.Now,however,hesetaboutthetask;andhavingpickedoutthosewhichhejudgedtobethebest,heputtheminasmallbasket,andgavethemtoJemtosell,uponconditionthatheshouldbringhimhalfofwhathegot.Jem,pleasedtobeemployed,wasreadytoagreetowhatthemanproposed,providedhismotherhadnoobjection.Whenhewenthometodinner,hetoldhismotherhisscheme,andshesmiled,andsaidhemightdoashepleased;forshewasnotafraidofhisbeingfromhome."Youarenotanidleboy,"saidshe;"sothereislittledangerofyourgettingintoanymischief."
AccordinglyJemthateveningtookhisstand,withhislittlebasket,uponthebankoftheriver,justattheplacewherepeoplelandfromaferry-
boat,andthewalkturnstothewells,andnumbersofpeopleperpetuallypasstodrinkthewaters.Hechosehisplacewell,andwaitednearlyalltheevening,offeringhisfossilswithgreatassiduitytoeverypassenger;butnotonepersonboughtany.
"Hallo!"criedsomesailors,whohadjustrowedaboattoland,"bearahandhere,willyou,mylittlefellow,andcarrytheseparcelsforusintoyonderhouse?"
Jemrandownimmediatelyfortheparcels,anddidwhathewasaskedtodosoquickly,andwithsomuchgood-will,thatthemasteroftheboattooknoticeofhim,and,whenhewasgoingaway,stoppedtoaskhimwhathehadgotinhislittlebasket;andwhenhesawthattheywerefossils,he
immediatelytoldJemtofollowhim,forthathewasgoingtocarrysomeshellshehadbroughtfromabroadtoaladyintheneighbourhoodwhowasmakingagrotto."Shewillverylikelybuyyourstonesintothebargain.Comealong,mylad;wecanbuttry."
Theladylivedbutaverylittlewayoff,sothattheyweresoonatherhouse.Shewasaloneinherparlour,andwassortingabundleoffeathersofdifferentcolours;theylayonasheetofpasteboarduponawindowseat,andithappenedthatasthesailorwasbustlingroundthetabletoshowoffhisshells,heknockeddownthesheetofpasteboard,andscatteredallthefeathers.Theladylookedverysorry,whichJemobserving,hetooktheopportunity,whilstshewasbusylookingoverthesailor'sbagofshells,togathertogetherallthefeathers,andsort
themaccordingtotheirdifferentcolours,ashehadseenthemsortedwhenhefirstcameintotheroom.
"Whereisthelittleboyyoubroughtwithyou?IthoughtIsawhimherejustnow."
"AndhereIam,ma'am,"criedJem,creepingfromunderthetable,withsomefewremainingfeatherswhichhehadpickedfromthecarpet;"Ithought,"addedhe,pointingtotheothers,"Ihadbetterbedoingsomethingthanstandingidle,ma'am."Shesmiled,and,pleasedwithhis
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activityandsimplicity,begantoaskhimseveralquestions;suchaswhohewas,wherehelived,whatemploymenthehad,andhowmuchadayheearnedbygatheringfossils.
"ThisisthefirstdayIevertried,"saidJem;"Ineversoldanyyet,andifyoudon'tbuy'emnow,ma'am,I'mafraidnobodyelsewill;forI'veaskedeverybodyelse."
"Come,then,"saidthelady,laughing,"ifthatisthecase,IthinkIhadbetterbuythemall."So,emptyingallthefossilsoutofhisbasket,sheputhalfacrownintoit.
Jem'seyessparkledwithjoy."Oh,thankyou,ma'am,"saidhe,"Iwillbesureandbringyouasmanymore,to-morrow."
"Yes,butIdon'tpromiseyou,"saidshe,"togiveyouhalfacrown,to-morrow."
"But,perhaps,thoughyoudon'tpromiseit,youwill."
"No,"saidthelady,"donotdeceiveyourself;IassureyouthatIwillnot.THAT,insteadofencouragingyoutobeindustrious,wouldteachyoutobeidle."
Jemdidnotquiteunderstandwhatshemeantbythis,butanswered,"I'msureIdon'twishtobeidle;whatIwantistoearnsomethingeveryday,ifIknowhow;I'msureIdon'twishtobeidle.Ifyouknewall,you'dknowIdidnot."
"Howdoyoumean,IFIKNEWALL?"
"Why,Imean,ifyouknewaboutLightfoot."
"Who'sLightfoot?"
"Why,mammy'shorse,"addedJem,lookingoutofthewindow;"Imustmakehastehome,andfeedhimaforeitgetsdark;he'llwonderwhat'sgone
withme."
"Lethimwonderafewminuteslonger,"saidthelady,"andtellmetherestofyourstory."
"I'venostory,ma'am,totell,butashowmammysayshemustgotothefairMondayfortnight,tobesold,ifshecan'tgetthetwoguineasforherrent;andIshouldbemainsorrytopartwithhim,forIlovehim,andhelovesme;soI'llworkforhim,Iwill,allIcan.Tobesure,asmammysays,Ihavenochance,suchalittlefellowasIam,ofearningtwoguineasaforeMondayfortnight."
"Butareyouwillingearnestlytowork?"saidthelady;"youknowthere
isagreatdealofdifferencebetweenpickingupafewstones,andworkingsteadilyeveryday,andalldaylong."
"But,"saidJem,"Iwouldworkeveryday,andalldaylong."
"Then,"saidthelady,"Iwillgiveyouwork.Comehere,to-morrowmorning,andmygardenerwillsetyoutoweedtheshrubberies,andIwillpayyousixpenceaday.Remember,youmustbeatthegatesbysixo'clock."Jembowed,thankedher,andwentaway.
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Itwaslateintheevening,andJemwasimpatienttogethometofeedLightfoot;yetherecollectedthathehadpromisedthemanwhohadtrustedhimtosellthefossils,thathewouldbringhimhalfofwhathegotforthem;sohethoughtthathehadbettergotohimdirectly;andawayhewent,runningalongbythewatersideaboutaquarterofamile,tillhecametotheman'shouse.Hewasjustcomehomefromwork,andwassurprisedwhenJemshowedhimthehalf-crown,saying,"LookwhatIgotforthestones;youaretohavehalf,youknow."
"No,"saidtheman,whenhehadheardhisstory,"Ishallnottakehalfofthat;itwasgiventoyou.Iexpectedbutashillingatthemost,andthehalfofthatisbutsixpence,andthatI'lltake.Wife,givetheladtwoshillings,andtakethishalf-crown."Sothewifeopenedanoldglove,andtookouttwoshillings;andtheman,assheopenedtheglove,putinhisfingers,andtookoutalittlesilverpenny."There,heshallhavethatintothebargainforhishonesty--honestyisthebestpolicy--there'saluckypennyforyou,thatI'vekepteversinceIcanremember."
"Don'tyouevergotopartwithit,doyehear!"criedthewoman.
"Lethimdowhathewillwithit,wife,"saidtheman.
"But,"arguedthewife,"anotherpennywoulddojustaswelltobuygingerbread;andthat'swhatitwillgofor."
"No,thatitshallnot,Ipromiseyou,"saidJem;andsoheranawayhome,fedLightfoot,strokedhim,wenttobed,jumpedupatfiveo'clockinthemorning,andwentsingingtoworkasgayasalark.
Fourdaysheworked"everydayandalldaylong";andeveryeveningthelady,whenshecameouttowalkinhergardens,lookedathiswork.Atlastshesaidtohergardener,"Thislittleboyworksveryhard."
"Neverhadsogoodalittleboyaboutthegrounds,"saidthegardener;"he'salwaysathiswork,letmecomebywhenIwill,andhehasgottwiceasmuchdoneasanotherwoulddo;yes,twiceasmuch,ma'am;forlookhere--hebeganatthis'ererose-bush,andnowhe'sgottowhereyou
stand,ma'am;andhereistheday'sworkthatt'otherboy,andhe'sthreeyearsoldertoo,didto-day--Isay,measureJem'sfairly,andit'stwiceasmuch,I'msure."
"Well,"saidtheladytohergardener,"showmehowmuchisafairday'sworkforaboyofhisage."
"Comeatsixo'clockandgoatsix?why,aboutthismuch,ma'am,"saidthegardener,markingoffapieceoftheborderwithhisspade.
"Then,littleboy,"saidthelady,"somuchshallbeyourtaskeveryday.Thegardenerwillmarkitoffforyou;andwhenyou'vedone,therestofthedayyoumaydowhatyouplease."
Jemwasextremelygladofthis;andthenextdayhehadfinishedhistaskbyfouro'clock;sothathehadalltherestoftheeveningtohimself.Hewasasfondofplayasanylittleboycouldbe;andwhenhewasatitheplayedwithalltheeagernessandgaietyimaginable;soassoonashehadfinishedhistask,fedLightfoot,andputbythesixpencehehadearnedthatday,herantotheplaygroundinthevillage,wherehefoundapartyofboysplaying,andamongstthemLazyLawrence,whoindeedwasnotplaying,butlounginguponagate,withhisthumbinhismouth.Therestwereplayingatcricket.Jemjoinedthem,andwasthemerriestand
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mostactiveamongstthem;till,atlast,whenquiteoutofbreathwithrunning,hewasobligedtogiveuptoresthimself,andsatdownuponthestile,closetothegateonwhichLazyLawrencewasswinging.
"Andwhydon'tyouplay,Lawrence?"saidhe.
"I'mtired,"saidLawrence.
"Tiredofwhat?"
"Idon'tknowwellwhattiresme;grandmothersaysI'mill,andImusttakesomething--Idon'tknowwhatailsme."
"Oh,pugh!takeagoodrace--one,two,three,andaway--andyou'llfindyourselfaswellasever.Come,run--one,two,three,andaway."
"Ah,no,Ican'trun,indeed,"saidhe,hangingbackheavily;"youknowIcanplayalldaylongifIlikeit,soIdon'tmindplayasyoudo,whohaveonlyonehourforit."
"Somuchtheworseforyou.Come,now,I'mquitefreshagain,willyouhaveonegameatball?do."
"No,ItellyouIcan't;I'mastiredasifIhadbeenworkingallday
longashardasahorse."
"Tentimesmore,"saidJem,"forIhavebeenworkingalldaylong,ashardasahorse,andyetyouseeI'mnotabittired,onlyalittleoutofbreathjustnow."
"That'sveryodd,"saidLawrence,andyawned,forwantofsomebetteranswer;thentakingoutahandfulofhalfpence,--"SeewhatIgotfromfathertoday,becauseIaskedhimjustattherighttime,whenhehaddrunkaglassortwo;thenIcangetanythingIwantoutofhim--see!apenny,twopence,threepence,fourpence--there'seightpenceinall;wouldnotyoubehappyifyouhadEIGHTPENCE?"
"Why,Idon'tknow,"saidJem,laughing,"foryoudon'tseemhappy,andyouHAVEEIGHTPENCE."
"Thatdoesnotsignify,though.I'msureyouonlysaythatbecauseyouenvyme.Youdon'tknowwhatitistohaveeightpence.Youneverhadmorethantwopenceorthreepenceatatimeinallyourlife."
Jemsmiled."Oh,astothat,"saidhe,"youaremistaken,forIhaveatthisverytimemorethantwopence,threepence,oreightpenceeither.Ihave--letme--see--stones,twoshillings;thenfivedays'work--that'sfivesixpences,that'stwoshillingsandsixpence;inall,makesfourshillingsandsixpence;andmysilverpenny,isfourandsevenpence--fourandsevenpence!"
"Youhavenot!"saidLawrence,rousedsoasabsolutelytostandupright,"fourandsevenpence,haveyou?Showitme,andthenI'llbelieveyou."
"Followme,then,"criedJem,"andI'llsoonmakeyoubelieveme;come."
"Isitfar?"saidLawrence,followinghalf-running,half-hobbling,tillhecametothestable,whereJemshowedhimhistreasure."Andhowdidyoucomebyit--honestly?"
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"Honestly!tobesureIdid;Iearneditall."
"Lordblessme,earnedit!well,I'veagreatmindtowork;butthenit'ssuchhotweather,besides,grandmothersaysI'mnotstrongenoughyetforhardwork;andbesides,IknowhowtocoaxdaddyoutofmoneywhenIwantit,soIneednotwork.Butfourandsevenpence;let'ssee,whatwillyoudowithitall?"
"That'sasecret,"saidJem,lookinggreat.
"Icanguess;IknowwhatI'ddowithitifitwasmine.First,I'dbuypocketfulsofgingerbread;thenI'dbuyeversomanyapplesandnuts.Don'tyoulovenuts?I'dbuynutsenoughtolastmefromthistimetoChristmas,andI'dmakelittleNewtoncrack'emforme,forthat'stheworstofnuts;there'sthetroubleofcracking'em."
"Well,youneverdeservetohaveanut."
"Butyou'llgivemesomeofyours,"saidLawrence,inafawningtone;forhethoughtiteasiertocoaxthantowork--"you'llgivemesomeofyourgoodthings,won'tyou?"
"Ishallnothaveanyofthosegoodthings,"saidJem.
"Then,whatwillyoudowithallyourmoney?"
"Oh,Iknowverywellwhattodowithit;but,asItoldyou,that'sasecret,andIsha'n'ttellitanybody.Comenow,let'sgobackandplay--theirgame'sup,Idaresay."
Lawrencewentbackwithhim,fullofcuriosity,andoutofhumourwithhimselfandhiseightpence."IfIhadfourandsevenpence,"saidhetohimself,"Icertainlyshouldbehappy!"
Thenextday,asusual,Jemjumpedupbeforesixo'clockandwenttohiswork,whilstLazyLawrencesaunteredaboutwithoutknowingwhattodowithhimself.Inthecourseoftwodayshelaidoutsixpenceofhis
moneyinapplesandgingerbread;andaslongastheselasted,hefoundhimselfwellreceivedbyhiscompanions;but,atlengththethirddayhespenthislasthalfpenny,andwhenitwasgone,unfortunatelysomenutstemptedhimverymuch,buthehadnomoneytopayforthem;soheranhometocoaxhisfather,ashecalledit.
Whenhegothomeheheardhisfathertalkingveryloud,andatfirsthethoughthewasdrunk;butwhenheopenedthekitchendoor,hesawthathewasnotdrunk,butangry.
"Youlazydog!"criedhe,turningsuddenlyuponLawrence,andgavehimsuchaviolentboxontheearasmadethelightflashfromhiseyes;"youlazydog!Seewhatyou'vedoneforme--look!--look,look,Isay!"
Lawrencelookedassoonashecametotheuseofhissenses,andwithfear,amazementandremorse,beheldatleastadozenbottlesburst,andthefineWorcestershireciderstreamingoverthefloor.
"Now,didnotIorderyouthreedaysagotocarrythesebottlestothecellar,anddidnotIchargeyoutowirethecorks?answerme,youlazyrascal;didnotI?"
"Yes,"saidLawrence,scratchinghishead.
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"Andwhywasnotitdone,Iaskyou?"criedhisfather,withrenewedanger,asanotherbottleburstatthemoment."Whatdoyoustandtherefor,youlazybrat?whydon'tyoumove,Isay?No,no,"catchingholdofhim,"Ibelieveyoucan'tmove;butI'llmakeyou."AndheshookhimtillLawrencewassogiddyhecouldnotstand."Whathadyoutothinkof?Whathadyoutodoalldaylongthatyoucouldnotcarrymycider,myWorcestershirecider,tothecellarwhenIbidyou?Butgo,you'llneverbegoodforanything;youaresuchalazyrascal--getoutofmysight!"Sosaying,hepushedhimoutofthehousedoor,andLawrencesneakedoff,seeingthatthiswasnotimetomakehispetitionforhalfpence.
Thenextdayhesawthenutsagain,andwishingforthemmorethanever,hewenthome,inhopesthathisfather,ashesaidtohimself,wouldbeinabetterhumour.Buttheciderwasstillfreshinhisrecollection;andthemomentLawrencebegantowhispertheword"halfpenny"inhisear,hisfatherswore,withaloudoath,"Iwillnotgiveyouahalfpenny,no,notafarthing,foramonthtocome.Ifyouwantmoney,goworkforit;I'vehadenoughofyourlaziness--gowork!"
AttheseterriblewordsLawrenceburstintotears,and,goingtothesideofaditch,satdownandcriedforanhour;andwhenhehadcriedtillhecouldcrynomore,heexertedhimselfsofarastoemptyhispockets,to
seewhethertheremightnothappentobeonehalfpennyleft;and,tohisgreatjoy,inthefarthestcornerofhispocketonehalfpennywasfound.Withthisheproceededtothefruitwoman'sstall.Shewasbusyweighingoutsomeplums,sohewasobligedtowait;andwhilsthewaswaitingheheardsomepeoplenearhimtalkingandlaughingveryloud.
Thefruitwoman'sstallwasatthegateofaninnyard;andpeepingthroughthegateinthisyard,Lawrencesawapostilionandastableboy,abouthisownsize,playingatpitchfarthing.Hestoodbywatchingthemforafewminutes."Ibeganbutwithonehalfpenny,"criedthestableboy,withanoath,"andnowI'vegottwopence!"addedhe,jinglingthehalfpenceinhiswaistcoatpocket.Lawrencewasmovedatthesound,andsaidtohimself,"If_I_beginwithonehalfpennyImayend,likehim,
withhavingtwopence;anditiseasiertoplayatpitchfarthingthantowork."
Sohesteppedforward,presentinghishalfpenny,offeringtotossupwiththestableboy,who,afterlookinghimfullintheface,acceptedtheproposal,andthrewhishalfpennyintotheair."Headortail?"criedhe."Head,"repliedLawrence,anditcameuphead.Heseizedthepenny,surprisedathisownsuccess,andwouldhavegoneinstantlytohavelaiditoutinnuts;butthestableboystoppedhim,andtemptedhimtothrowagain.ThistimeLawrencelost;hethrewagainandwon;andsohewenton,sometimeslosing,butmostfrequentlywinning,tillhalfthemorningwaslost.Atlast,however,findinghimselfthemasterofthreehalfpence,saidhewouldplaynomore.
Thestableboy,grumbling,sworehewouldhavehisrevengeanothertime,andLawrencewentandboughthisnuts."Itisagoodthing,"saidhetohimself,"toplayatpitchfarthing;thenexttimeIwantahalfpennyI'llnotaskmyfatherforit,norgotoworkneither."Satisfiedwiththisresolution,hesatdowntocrackhisnutsathisleisure,uponthehorseblockintheinnyard.Here,whilstheate,heoverheardtheconversationofthestableboysandpostilions.Atfirsttheirshockingoathsandloudwranglingfrightenedandshockedhim;forLawrence,thoughlazy,hadnotyetlearnedtobeawickedboy.But,bydegrees,hewas
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accustomedtotheswearingandquarrelling,andtookadelightandinterestintheirdisputesandbattles.Asthiswasanamusementwhichhecouldenjoywithoutanysortofexertion,hesoongrewsofondofit,thateverydayhereturnedtothestableyard,andthehorseblockbecamehisconstantseat.Herehefoundsomerelieffromtheinsupportablefatigueofdoingnothing,andhere,hourafterhour,withhiselbowsonhisknees,andhisheadonhishands,hesat,thespectatorofwickedness.Gaming,cheatingandlyingsoonbecamefamiliartohim;and,tocompletehisruin,heformedasuddenandcloseintimacywiththestableboy(averybadboy)withwhomhehadfirstbeguntogame.
Theconsequencesofthisintimacyweshallpresentlysee.ButitisnowtimetoinquirewhatlittleJemhadbeendoingallthiswhile.
Oneday,afterJemhadfinishedhistask,thegardeneraskedhimtostayalittlewhile,tohelphimtocarrysomegeraniumpotsintothehall.Jem,alwaysactiveandobliging,readilystayedfromplay,andwascarryinginaheavyflowerpot,whenhismistresscrossedthehall."Whataterriblelitter!"saidshe,"youaremakinghere--whydon'tyouwipeyourshoesuponthemat?"Jemturnedtolookforthemat,buthesawnone."Oh,"saidtheladyrecollectingherself,"Ican'tblameyou,forthereisnomat."
"No,ma'am,"saidthegardener,"norIdon'tknowwhen,ifever,theman
willbringhomethosematsyoubespoke,ma'am."
"Iamverysorrytohearthat,"saidthelady;"Iwishwecouldfindsomebodywhowoulddothem,ifhecan't.Ishouldnotcarewhatsortofmatstheywere,sothatonecouldwipeone'sfeetonthem."
Jem,ashewassweepingawaythelitter,whenheheardtheselastwords,saidtohimself,"PerhapsIcouldmakeamat."Andallthewayhome,ashetrudgedalongwhistling,hewasthinkingoveraschemeformakingmats,which,howeverbolditmayappear,hedidnotdespairofexecuting,withpatienceandindustry.Manywerethedifficultieswhichhis"propheticeye"foresaw;buthefeltwithinhimselfthatspiritwhichspursmenontogreatenterprises,andmakesthem"trampleon
impossibilities."Inthefirstplace,herecollectedthathehadseenLazyLawrence,whilstheloungeduponthegate,twistabitofheathintodifferentshapes;andhethought,thatifhecouldfindsomewayofplaitingheathfirmlytogether,itwouldmakeaveryprettygreensoftmat,whichwoulddoverywellforonetowipeone'sshoeson.Aboutamilefromhismother'shouse,onthecommonwhichJemrodeoverwhenhewenttoFarmerTruck'sforthegiantstrawberries,herememberedtohaveseenagreatquantityofthisheath;and,asitwasnowonlysixo'clockintheevening,heknewthatheshouldhavetimetofeedLightfoot,strokehim,gotothecommon,return,andmakeonetrialofhisskillbeforehewenttobed.
Lightfootcarriedhimswiftlytothecommon,andthereJemgatheredas
muchoftheheathashethoughtheshouldwant.Butwhattoil!whattime!whatpainsdiditcosthim,beforehecouldmakeanythinglikeamat!Twentytimeshewasreadytothrowasidetheheath,andgiveuphisproject,fromimpatienceofrepeateddisappointments.Butstillhepersevered.NothingTRULYGREATcanbeaccomplishedwithouttoilandtime.Twohoursheworkedbeforehewenttobed.Allhisplayhoursthenextdayhespentathismat;which,inall,madefivehoursoffruitlessattempts.Thesixth,however,repaidhimforthelaboursoftheotherfive.Heconqueredhisgranddifficultyoffasteningtheheathsubstantiallytogether,andatlengthcompletelyfinishedamat,which
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farsurpassedhismostsanguineexpectations.Hewasextremelyhappy--sang,dancedroundit--whistled--lookedatitagainandagain,andcouldhardlyleaveofflookingatitwhenitwastimetogotobed.Helaiditbyhisbedside,thathemightseeitthemomentheawokeinthemorning.
Andnowcamethegrandpleasureofcarryingittohismistress.Shelookedfullyasmuchsurprisedasheexpected,whenshesawit,andwhensheheardwhomadeit.Afterhavingdulyadmiredit,sheaskedhowmuchheexpectedforhismat."Expect!--Nothing,ma'am,"saidJem;"Imeanttogiveityou,ifyou'dhaveit;Ididnotmeantosellit.Imadeitinmyplayhours,Iwasveryhappyinmakingit;andI'mveryglad,too,thatyoulikeit;andifyoupleasetokeepit,ma'am,that'sall."
"Butthat'snotall,"saidthelady."Spendyourtimenomoreinweedinginmygarden,youcanemployyourselfmuchbetter;youshallhavetherewardofyouringenuityaswellasofyourindustry.Makeasmanymoresuchmatsasyoucan,andIwilltakecareanddisposeofthemforyou."
"Thank'e,ma'am,"saidJem,makinghisbestbow,forhethoughtbythelady'slooksthatshemeanttodohimafavour,thoughherepeatedtohimself,"Disposeofthem,whatdoesthatmean?"
Thenextdayhewenttoworktomakemoremats,andhesoonlearnedtomakethemsowellandquickly,thathewassurprisedathisownsuccess.
Ineveryonehemadehefoundlessdifficulty,sothat,insteadofmakingtwo,hecouldsoonmakefourinaday.Inafortnighthemadeeighteen.
ItwasSaturdaynightwhenhefinished,andhecarried,atthreejourneys,hiseighteenmatstohismistress'house;piledthemallupinthehall,andstoodwithhishatoff,withalookofproudhumility,besidethepile,waitingforhismistress'appearance.Presentlyafolding-door,atoneendofthehall,opened,andhesawhismistress,withagreatmanygentlemenandladies,risingfromseveraltables.
"Oh!thereismylittleboyandhismats,"criedthelady;and,followedbyalltherestofthecompany,shecameintothehall.Jemmodestlyretiredwhilsttheylookedathismats;butinaminuteortwohis
mistressbeckonedtohim,andwhenhecameintothemiddleofthecircle,hesawthathispileofmatshaddisappeared.
"Well,"saidthelady,smiling,"whatdoyouseethatmakesyoulooksosurprised?"
"Thatallmymatsaregone,"saidJem;"butyouareverywelcome."
"Arewe?"saidthelady,"well,takeupyourhatandgohomethen,foryouseethatitisgettinglate,andyouknowLightfootwillwonderwhat'sbecomeofyou."Jemturnedroundtotakeuphishat,whichhehadleftonthefloor.
Buthowhiscountenancechanged!thehatwasheavywithshillings.Everyonewhohadtakenamathadputintwoshillings;sothatfortheeighteenmatshehadgotthirty-sixshillings."Thirty-sixshillings,"saidthelady;"fiveandsevenpenceIthinkyoutoldmeyouhadearnedalready--howmuchdoesthatmake?Imustadd,Ibelieve,oneothersixpencetomakeoutyourtwoguineas."
"Twoguineas!"exclaimedJem,nowquiteconqueringhisbashfulness,foratthemomentheforgotwherehewas,andsawnobodythatwasby."Twoguineas!"criedhe,clappinghishandstogether,--"O,Lightfoot!O,
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mother!"Then,recollectinghimself,hesawhismistress,whomhenowlookeduptoquiteasafriend."WillYOUthankthemall?"saidhe,scarcelydaringtoglancehiseyesrounduponthecompany;"willYOUthank'em,foryouknowIdon'tknowhowtothank'emRIGHTLY."Everybodythought,however,thattheyhadbeenthankedRIGHTLY.
"Nowwewon'tkeepyouanylonger,only,"saidhismistress,"Ihaveonethingtoaskyou,thatImaybebywhenyoushowyourtreasuretoyourmother."
"Come,then,"saidJem,"comewithmenow."
"Notnow,"saidthelady,laughing;"butIwillcometoAshtonto-morrowevening;perhapsyourmothercanfindmeafewstrawberries."
"Thatshewill,"saidJem:"I'llsearchthegardenmyself."
Henowwenthome,butfeltitagreatrestrainttowaittillto-morroweveningbeforehetoldhismother.Toconsolehimselfheflewtothestable:--"Lightfoot,you'renottobesoldonMonday,poorfellow!"saidhe,pattinghim,andthencouldnotrefrainfromcountingouthismoney.Whilsthewasintentuponthis,Jemwasstartledbyanoiseatthedoor:somebodywastryingtopullupthelatch.Itopened,andtherecameinLazyLawrence,withaboyinaredjacket,whohadacockunderhisarm.
Theystartedwhentheygotintothemiddleofthestable,andwhentheysawJem,whohadbeenatfirsthiddenbythehorse.
"We--we--wecame,"stammeredLazyLawrence--"Imean,Icameto--to--to--"
"Toaskyou,"continuedthestable-boy,inaboldtone,"whetheryouwillgowithustothecock-fightonMonday?See,I'veafinecockhere,andLawrencetoldmeyouwereagreatfriendofhis;soIcame."
Lawrencenowattemptedtosaysomethinginpraiseofthepleasuresofcock-fightingandinrecommendationofhisnewcompanion.ButJemlookedatthestable-boywithdislike,andasortofdread.Thenturninghiseyesuponthecockwithalookofcompassion,said,inalowvoice,to
Lawrence,"Shallyouliketostandbyandseeitseyespeckedout?"
"Idon'tknow,"saidLawrence,"astothat;buttheysayacockfight'safinesight,andit'snomorecruelinmetogothananother;andagreatmanygo,andI'venothingelsetodo,soIshallgo."
"ButIhavesomethingelsetodo,"saidJem,laughing,"soIshallnotgo."
"But,"continuedLawrence,"youknowMondayisthegreatBristolfair,andonemustbemerrythen,ofallthedaysintheyear."
"Onedayintheyear,sure,there'snoharminbeingmerry,"saidthe
stableboy.
"Ihopenot,"saidJem;"forIknowformypart,Iammerryeverydayintheyear."
"That'sveryodd,"saidLawrence;"butIknowformypart,Iwouldnotforalltheworldmissgoingtothefair,foratleastitwillbesomethingtotalkofforhalfayearafter.Come,you'llgo,won'tyou?"
"No,"saidJem,stilllookingasifhedidnotliketotalkbeforethe
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ill-lookingstranger.
"Thenwhatwillyoudowithallyourmoney?"
"I'lltellyouaboutthatanothertime,"whisperedJem;"anddon'tyougotoseethatcock'seyespeckedout;itwon'tmakeyoumerry,I'msure."
"IfIhadanythingelsetodivertme,"saidLawrence,hesitatingandyawning.
"Come,"criedthestableboy,seizinghisstretchingarm,"comealong,"criedhe;and,pullinghimawayfromJem,uponwhomhecastalookofextremecontempt;"leavehimalone,he'snotthesort.
"Whatafoolyouare,"saidhetoLawrence,themomenthegothimoutofthestable;"youmighthaveknownhewouldnotgo,elseweshouldsoonhavetrimmedhimoutofhisfourandsevenpence.Buthowcameyoutotalkoffourandsevenpence.Isawinthemangerahatfullofsilver."
"Indeed!"exclaimedLawrence.
"Yes,indeed;butwhydidyoustammersowhenwefirstgotin?Youhadlikedtohaveblownusallup."
"Iwassoashamed,"saidLawrence,hangingdownhishead.
"Ashamed!butyoumustnottalkofshamenowyouareinforit,andIsha'n'tletyouoff;youoweushalfacrown,recollect,andImustbepaidto-night,soseeandgetthemoneysomehoworother."Afteraconsiderablepauseheadded,"Ianswerforithe'dnevermisshalfacrownoutofallthatsilver."
"Buttosteal,"saidLawrence,drawingbackwithhorror,"IneverthoughtIshouldcometothat--andfrompoorJem,too--themoneythathehasworkedsohardfor,too."
"Butitisnotstealing;wedon'tmeantosteal;onlytoborrowit;and
ifwewin,whichwecertainlyshall,atthecock-fight,payitbackagain,andhe'llneverknowanythingaboutthematter,andwhatharmwillitdohim?Besides,whatsignifiestalking,youcan'tgotothecock-fight,orthefaireither,ifyoudon't;andItellyewedon'tmeantostealit;we'llpayitbyMondaynight."
Lawrencemadenoreply,andtheypartedwithouthiscomingtoanydetermination.
Hereletuspauseinourstory.Wearealmostafraidtogoon.Therestisveryshocking.Ourlittlereaderswillshudderastheyread.Butitisbetterthattheyshouldknowthetruth,andseewhattheidleboycametoatlast.
Inthedeadofthenight,Lawrenceheardsomebodytapathiswindow.Heknewwellwhoitwas,forthiswasthesignalagreeduponbetweenhimandhiswickedcompanion.Hetrembledatthethoughtsofwhathewasabouttodo,andlayquitestill,withhisheadunderthebedclothes,tillheheardthesecondtap.Thenhegotup,dressedhimself,andopenedhiswindow.Itwasalmostevenwiththeground.Hiscompanionsaidtohim,inahollowvoice,"Areyouready?"Hemadenoanswer,butgotoutofthewindowandfollowed.
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Whenhegottothestableablackcloudwasjustpassingoverthemoon,anditwasquitedark."Whereareyou?"whisperedLawrence,gropinga