The Many Faces of Trump

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THE MANY FACES OF TRUMP (That only a mother could love)

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THE MANY FACES OF TRUMP

(That only a mother could love)

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Do you think anyone

will noticeI used too

much“Trump Glo”

bronzer today?

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Look at this hair, so natural looking. I tell

you, that Fabian guy’s

got nothing on me...

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There’s my African

American over there!

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Pull my finger. Seriously,

please, someone pull

my finger. This one’s

gonna leave a mark...

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No, no, no. I didn’t REALY say my

supporters should kill Hillary. Why does everybody take things so

literally?

Okay, maybe just hurt her a little bit.

Kidding.

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Sure, my hands are

kind of small, but you know

what else is really tiny?

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I KNEW I shouldn’t have

had my new Trump Mousse manufactured

in China.

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You can’t ask mehard questions.

That’s cheating. This debate is rigged.

This whole electionis rigged.

I don’t want to play anymore.

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I just inventeda new word.

Bigly.Yeah, bigly.

I bet it’ll be in Webster by the end of

the year.And they think I don’t know any good words.

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That damn Manafort

keeps changing my Twitter

password. I’m going to have to get rid of him.

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Brexit?That’s the place where you get off the bridge,

right?

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You can’t make this

stuff up!

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Ohh, BREXIT. Yeah, that means the Brits will be screwed and I’ll make more money on my new golf course. Almost as good as the

housing crisis...

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Little Marco said I have small hands.

Just look at this thumb. I ask you,isn’t this a perfect

thumb?

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You know what makes my hair stand on end?

Wind. Wind makes my hair stand on

end.I hate wind.

Should have worn one of my crappy

hats today.

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But then I get “hat-head.”

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I wish everyone would buy my new Trump-Glo bronzer. It’s so natural looking. You can hardly tell I’m wearing

it.

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Right back atcha, Dude.

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I said, get that crying baby OUTTA HERE!

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I know

I droppeda quarter

around here somewhere.

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Give me a break. I

didn’t know he was

disabled.I thought he

was justweird.

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WHO WORE IT BETTER?

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People say I have a

big mouth.That’s not

true. See, I have a dainty little mouth.

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Muslim! Muslim!

Get ‘em out! Get ‘em out!

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What do you MEAN, I can’t use nukes?

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TRUMP SURROGATES

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TRUMP SUPPORTERS

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TRUMP’S CONVENTION

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TRUMP’S CAMPAIGN LOGO

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TRUMP’S ECONOMIC PLAN

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TRUMP’S EDUCATION PLAN

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TRUMP’S FOREIGN POLICY

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WELCOME TO THE NEW GOP

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You’ll see. I’m going to build a wall. It’s going to be soooo big. It’s going to be YUUGGE!

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