The Many Faces of Trump
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THE MANY FACES OF TRUMP
(That only a mother could love)
Do you think anyone
will noticeI used too
much“Trump Glo”
bronzer today?
Look at this hair, so natural looking. I tell
you, that Fabian guy’s
got nothing on me...
There’s my African
American over there!
Pull my finger. Seriously,
please, someone pull
my finger. This one’s
gonna leave a mark...
No, no, no. I didn’t REALY say my
supporters should kill Hillary. Why does everybody take things so
literally?
Okay, maybe just hurt her a little bit.
Kidding.
Sure, my hands are
kind of small, but you know
what else is really tiny?
I KNEW I shouldn’t have
had my new Trump Mousse manufactured
in China.
You can’t ask mehard questions.
That’s cheating. This debate is rigged.
This whole electionis rigged.
I don’t want to play anymore.
I just inventeda new word.
Bigly.Yeah, bigly.
I bet it’ll be in Webster by the end of
the year.And they think I don’t know any good words.
That damn Manafort
keeps changing my Twitter
password. I’m going to have to get rid of him.
Brexit?That’s the place where you get off the bridge,
right?
You can’t make this
stuff up!
Ohh, BREXIT. Yeah, that means the Brits will be screwed and I’ll make more money on my new golf course. Almost as good as the
housing crisis...
Little Marco said I have small hands.
Just look at this thumb. I ask you,isn’t this a perfect
thumb?
You know what makes my hair stand on end?
Wind. Wind makes my hair stand on
end.I hate wind.
Should have worn one of my crappy
hats today.
But then I get “hat-head.”
I wish everyone would buy my new Trump-Glo bronzer. It’s so natural looking. You can hardly tell I’m wearing
it.
Right back atcha, Dude.
I said, get that crying baby OUTTA HERE!
I know
I droppeda quarter
around here somewhere.
Give me a break. I
didn’t know he was
disabled.I thought he
was justweird.
WHO WORE IT BETTER?
People say I have a
big mouth.That’s not
true. See, I have a dainty little mouth.
Muslim! Muslim!
Get ‘em out! Get ‘em out!
What do you MEAN, I can’t use nukes?
TRUMP SURROGATES
TRUMP SUPPORTERS
TRUMP’S CONVENTION
TRUMP’S CAMPAIGN LOGO
TRUMP’S ECONOMIC PLAN
TRUMP’S EDUCATION PLAN
TRUMP’S FOREIGN POLICY
WELCOME TO THE NEW GOP
You’ll see. I’m going to build a wall. It’s going to be soooo big. It’s going to be YUUGGE!