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Tickets   for   the   2nd   Annual  

January  Jams  at  the  Barter  Theatre  

are  now  on  sale  and  going  fast.  This  

series  will  include  7  total  concerts,  

starting   January   9,   and   run   every  

Friday   and   Saturday   during  

January.  “We  are  excited  to  expand  

the   number   of   shows   offered  

from   4   to   7   this   year   after   the  

overwhelmingly   positive   response  

last   year,”   explains   Sara   Cardinale,  

Special   Events   Coordinator   for  

the   ACVB.   “The   lineup   this   year  

has   generated   quite   the   buzz,   and  

highlights  Abingdon  as  an  up-­‐and-­‐

coming   music   destination.”     The  

show   kick-­‐off,   as   well   as   a   Friday  

and   Saturday   concert,   for   a   total  

of   three   nationally   acclaimed   acts  

on   stage.   The   genres   include   soul,  

blues,  rock,  bluegrass,  country  and  

Americana   roots   music.   There’s  

something   for   every   music   lover  

weekend’s  schedule  is  as  follows:

 Thursday,  January  9th-­‐  St.  Paul  

and  The  Broken  Bones  with  The  BroadcastOpening   act,   The   Broadcast,  

hails   from   Asheville   and   offers  

hard-­‐edged,   soulful   rock   music  

bursting-­‐at-­‐the-­‐seams.   Drawing  

much  of   their   ambience   from  70’s  

classic  rock,  they’re  a  band  with  an  

guitar,   mood-­‐altering   keys   and   a  

rock-­‐solid   rhythm   section.   Their  

infections   energy   and   authentic  

approach   match   them   well   with  

headlining   band,   St.   Paul   and  

The   Broken   Bones.   Based   out   of  

Alabama,   St.   Paul   and  The  Broken  

Bones  deliver  soul  mixed  with  grit,  

elemental   rhythm,   fabulous   brass  

section   and   a   performance   that  

Paul   Janeway   has   an   extroverted  

performing   style   that   enraptures  

his   audience.   “I’m   going   to   be  

dancing,   getting   in   the   aisles,”   he  

says.  “That’s  just  the  way  we  do  it.  

It   really   takes  me   back   to   church.  

There’s   not   a   lot   of   difference.  

When  I  get  on  stage,   it’s,   ‘All  right,  

it’s  time  to  pour  it  on.’”

 

Friday,   January   10th   –   Jim  Lauderdale  with  Cruz  ContrerasCruz  Contreras   is  the  front  man  

for  the  Americana  band,  The  Black  

writing   skills   were   recognized   as  

they   won   the   Independent   Music  

Award  for  Best  Song-­‐Story  in  2012.  

Contreras   has   collaborated   in   the  

the   headlining   act   for   the   night.  

winning   musician   and   one   of   the  

most   respected   artists   working  

in   the   Bluegrass,   Country   and  

Americana   music   communities  

today.     Jim   is   also   in  high  demand  

as   a   player,   touring  with   the   likes  

Carpenter,   Rhonda   Vincent   and  

Elvis  Costello.

Saturday,   January   11th   –   Iris  Dement  with  Beth  SnappBeth   Snapp,   from   Northeast  

Tennessee   opens   for   Iris   Dement.  

Snapp’s  vocals,  lyrics,  and  melodies  

blend   together   beautifully   into   a  

distinctive  acoustic  experience.  She  

delivers  a  unique  singer  songwriter  

feel   that   is   not   only   crisp   and  

truly   a   testament   to   her   talent.  

songwriter   Iris   Dement   headlines  

described   as   roots-­‐folk   as   well   as  

country,  but  no  one  denies  that  her  

songs   speak   to   the   heart.   She   just  

recently   released   a   new   album   of  

in  16  years,  Song  of  the  Delta.

 

Friday,   January   17th   –   John  Cowan  with  Mountain  Heart

award   winning   band   which  

combines   elements   of   rock,   jam  

band,  country,  blues,   jazz,   folk  and  

bluegrass  music  into  a  high-­‐energy  

sound.   Critics   now   describe   the  

band  using  terms  such  as  “acoustic  

overdrive”,   “Folk  rock  on  steroids”,  

and  “slam  grass”.  John  Cowan,  also  

known   as   the   Voice   of   Newgrass,  

has   been   singing   his   heart   out  

soaring  vocals  have  only  improved  

with  time.  Together  with  Mountain  

bringing  a  new,  edgier,  more  rock-­‐

 

Saturday,   January   18th   –  Marty   Stuart   &   The   Fabulous  Superlatives   with   Lost   River  Cavemen

been   touring   nationally   and  

pumping  life  back  into  Roots  music  

since  2005.  The  Cavemen  spin  their  

music   into   an   aural   web   that   is  

catchy,  profound  and  playful.  Marty  

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St.  Paul  and  The  Broken  Bones

Jim  Lauderdale

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winner,   platinum   recording  

and   charismatic   force   of  

oeuvre   is   ably   supported   by  

the   coolest   cats   in   Nashville  

–   his   backing   band,   The  

Fabulous  Superlatives.

 

Friday,   January   24th  –   Jason   Isbell   with   Holly  Williams

Williams  Sr.’s  grand-­‐daughter,  

opens  the  show.  She’s  described  as  a  

powerful  singer-­‐songwriter  whose  

newest   album   has   been   met   with  

huge,   critical   acclaim.   Jason   Isbell  

was  once  one  of  Drive-­‐By  Truckers’  

great   songwriting   weapons.  

The   Alabama   singer-­‐songwriter  

just   released   the   powerful   and  

profound   Southeastern,   which  

candidly   addresses   his   hard   fall  

and  hopeful  rise.  Not  easily  labeled,  

you   could   call   Isbell   a   master   of  

Americana  Rock.

 

Saturday,   January   25th   –   Tim  O’Brien   &   Darrell   Scott   with  special  guest  Amythyst  Kiah

has   an   eclectic   array   of  

has   found   a   way   to   fuse  

traditional  roots  music  with  

a   contemporary   style   that  

does   not   take   away   from  

the  integrity  of  the  original  

song,  and  transforms  them  

into   powerful,   soulful  

winning   folk   &   bluegrass  

musician,   Tim   O’Brien,  

teams   up   with   award-­‐

songwriter,   Darrell   Scott,  

to  perform  as  the  headliner  

at  this  show.  Back  in  2000,  

the  two  kindred  spirits  had  joined  

forces   to   record   the   deep   and  

scintillating   Real   Time,   which  

was   widely   acclaimed   on   release  

and   has   since   become   recognized  

as   a   towering   achievement   in  

Americana  annals.

 

Doors   open   at   7:15   and   the  

shows   will   start   at   8pm.   Ticket  

prices  will  vary  for  each  show,  and  

weekend  passes  are  a  new  addition  

to   the   tickets   this   year.   For   more  

information  and  tickets  call  Barter  

or  go  online  at  www.bartertheatre.

com.   A   complete   lineup   of   the  

2014   Abingdon   Music   Experience  

series  can  be  found  online  at  www.

abingdonmusicexperience.com.

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Iris  Dement

Marty  Stuart  &  The  

Fabulous  Superlatives

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Saturday,   January   4th,   2014,   at  

concert   of   bluegrass  music   by   the  

the  concert  is  $10  for  adults,  $1  for  

children  6  to  11,  under  age  6  free.

been   performing   at   Carter   Family  

began   presenting   concerts   in  

deceased)   formed   the   family  

band   in   the   late   1960s   when   his  

Memorial   Music   Center   board  

member   from   the   day   the   center  

Family  Band  no   longer   tours,   they  

try   to   perform   at   the   Fold   when  

their   schedules   permit.   Now  

the  group  has  expanded  to  include  

siblings.  Raymond  is  Director  of  the  

Music  at  Morehead  State  University.  

records.   Raymond   serves   on   the  

Carter   Music   Center’s   board   of  

directors   in  addition   to   serving  as  

the   Artistic   Director   at   the   Fold.  

Joining  Raymond  will  be  his  sister  

vocals.  Older   sister  Alice  will   lend  

her   instrumental   and   vocal   talent  

along   with   husband   Al   White   on  

join   the   group   on   banjo,  

Jennifer,  will  be  featured  on  

vocals  and  mandolin.  Baby  

sister   Nancy   Ann   will   be  

helping  out  on  vocals.

Raymond’s   40   plus  

years   of   entertaining   have  

taken  him  to  performances  

in   all   50   states   and   62  

foreign  countries,  including  

a   tour   as   a   musical  

ambassador   of   the   U.S.  

State   Department.   For  

Family  Band,  Raymond  was  

featured   internationally   at  

thousands   of   festivals   and  

concerts  and  as  a  soloist  in  

orchestras.   Raymond   was  

with   Jim  &   Jesse’s   Virginia  

performs  with  Canadian  harmonica  

whiz,   Mike   Stevens.   Through   the  

dozens  of  CDs  and  records.

For   some   of   the   best   bluegrass  

Come   on   out   and   join   us   for   one  

of   the   most   memorable   musical  

evenings   you   can   imagine!   For  

www.mclains.com.

Carter   Family   Memorial   Music  

rural  arts  organization  established  

to   preserve   traditional,   acoustic,  

mountain   music.   For   further  

information   on   the   center,   go   to  

Shows  from  the  Carter  Family  Fold  

can   be   accessed   on   the   internet  

com.   Carter   Music   Center   is   part  

of   the   Crooked   Road:   Virginia’s  

Heritage  Music   Trail.

the  Crooked  Road  Music  Trail   site  

Partial  funding  for  programs  at  the  

center   is   provided   by   the  Virginia  

Commission   for   the   Arts   and   the  

National   Endowment   for   the   Arts.

For  recorded  information  on  shows  

coming   up   at   the   Fold,   call   276-­‐

–  page  Carter  Fold  –  and  Twitter  –  

Twitter   @carterfoldinfo.   To   speak  

to   a   Fold   staff   member,   call   276-­‐

594-­‐0676.

McLain Family BandCarter Family Fold

January 4th, 7:30pm

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Starting   January   1,   visitors   to  

an   increase   in   admission   costs.  

Children  under  the  age  of   four  are  

always  free.

This   increase   in   admission   cost  

comes   after   a   decision   from   the  

to   expand   the   state   sales   tax   to  

attractions   throughout   the   state.  

bill  in  2014  is  likely  to  increase  by  

$200,000  or  more.

corporation,   everything   we   make  

from   ticket   sales   goes   back   into  

and  making  it  accessible  to  visitors,”  

Stewardship  Foundation  Executive  

Director  Penn  Dameron.  “We  try  to  

set   our   ticket   prices   at   the   lowest  

level  that  will  enable  us  to  meet  our  

expenses,   so   unfortunately   when  

our  tax  burden  increases  our  ticket  

prices  have  to  increase  as  well.”

Mountain   travel   attraction  

has   been   owned   and   operated  

Stewardship   Foundation,   a  

Mountain  and  sharing  its  wonders  

in   ways   that   deepen   visitors’  

appreciation  of  nature  and   inspire  

good  stewardship  of  the  earth.

ticket   per   person)   and   drive   their  

own   vehicles   through   the   park,  

stopping   along   the   way   to   enjoy  

a   variety   of   activities.   The   cost  

of   admission   covers   everything  

in   the   park   including   the   Mile  

Museum,   various  hiking   trails   and  

different   picnic   areas   scattered  

throughout  the  park.

Admission   also   includes  

natural   outdoor   enclosures   are  

home   to   black   bears,   river   otters,  

bald   eagles,   cougars   and   white-­‐

tailed  deer,  and  give  visitors  an  up-­‐

close  perspective  of  the  animals  as  

they  live  in  the  wild.

The   Stewardship   Foundation  

relies   on   admission   sales   to  

underwrite   the   expense   of  

operating   the   travel   attraction  

and   nature   park,   as   well   as  

conducting   research,   education,  

and   conservation   activities.   For  

more   information,   visit   www.

grandfather.com   or   call   800-­‐468-­‐

New Grandfather Mountain Admission Pricing Starts

January 1stSurveys  show  that  the  main  reason  people  

visit  Grandfather  Mountain  is  to  enjoy  the  

beautiful  mountain  scenery.  The  second  is  to  

cross  the  famous  Mile  High  Swinging  Bridge.    

(Photo  by  Hugh  Morton)

Grandfather  Mountain  features  natural  habitats  where  guests  can  see  and  

photograph  native  wildlife  such  as    bears,  cougars,  otters,  a  golden  eagle  

and  deer  in  natural  situations  from  close  range.(Photo  by  Helen  Hopper)

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Aaron  Tippin  is  a  force  of  nature,  

a   man   whose   passion   for   music  

fuels   an   array   of   othervigorous  

enthusiasms.   Apart   from   writing  

and   recording   songs   and   wowing  

crowds   with   his   live   appearances,  

Tippin   is   also   a   pilot,   farmer,  

winemaker,   outdoorsman,   avid  

bodybuilder   and   devoted   family  

label.   It’s   no   surprise   then   that   so  

many  in  the  music  industry  regard  

this  tireless  South  Carolinian  as  the  

Believed”,   his   exclusive   album   for  

Cracker  Barrel  Old  Country  Stores,  

Tippin  has  now  released  a  

second  collection  of  songs,  

one   that   salutes  America’s  

truck  drivers.  It’s  called  “In  

Overdrive”   and   features  

the   trucker   classics   “East  

Bound  And  Down,”  “Drivin’  

Billboard,”   “Movin’   On,”  

“The   White   Night,”   “Roll  

On,”   “Truck   Drivin’   Man,”  

Fool”  and  “Danger  Dave.”  

“In   Overdrive”   was  

sparked   by   Tippin’s  

concern   that   country  

music   had   turned   its   back  

on   its   highway   heroes.  

“Seems   like   somewhere  

along   the   line   trucking   music   got  

shoved  off  the  country  music  plate,”  

he   observes.   “I   don’t   understand  

exactly  why.  The  trucks  are  still  out  

there  and  they’re  busier   than  ever  

keeping   America   rolling.   I   know  

the  folks  who  work  and  live  in  the  

trucking  world  still  love  this  music  -­‐  

and  so  do  most  fans  of  real  country  

music.   This   album   launches   my  

crusade  to  bring  the  music  back.”  

Tippin   has   crusaded   for   the  

working  man  and  woman  since  he  

ripped   country   music   wide   open  

in   1990  with   his   uncompromising  

Something.”  On  the  strength  of  that  

remarkable   song,   comedian   Bob  

him   when   he   toured   the   Mideast  

to   entertain   the   troops   of   Desert  

Storm.   Tippin   has   been   a   favorite  

of   -­‐   and   a   standby   for   -­‐   America’s  

In   the   years   that   followed,  

Tippin’s   voice   continued   to   ring  

loud  and  clear  with  such  hits  as  “I  

“There  Ain’t  Nothin’  Wrong  With  

to   the   kind   of   automotive   clunker  

most   of   us   have   had   to   rely   on   at  

one   time   or   another),   “My   Blue  

Angel,”   “Working   Man’s   Ph.   D.,”  

co-­‐wrote  with  his  wife  and  partner-­‐

in-­‐everything,  Thea).  

Tippin   became   immediately  

enraged   by   the   sneak   attacks   of  

Stars   And   Stripes   And   The   Eagle  

time   and   rushed   to   Nashville   and  

tracked  this  emotional  anthem  that  

reminds   countless   people   as   to  

what   it  means   to   be   an  American.  

Tippin  has  since  journeyed  to  Iraq  

and   Afghanistan   to   sing   for   the  

troops.  

Tippin’s   retreat   is   a   500   acre  

farm   in   middle   Tennessee,   where  

he  labors,  relaxes  and  revels  in  the  

outdoors   with   wife   and   musical  

collaborator   Thea   and   their   two  

sons,   Tom   and   Ted.   It’s   also   the  

with   four  working  aircraft),  Aaron  

Tippin   will   perform   at   Niswonger  

pm.   Tickets   are   $25   for   orchestra  

and   mezzanine   level   seating   and  

$15   for   balcony   seats.   Tickets  

may  be  purchased  online  at  www.

npacgreeneville.com,   in   person   at  

NPAC   offers   online   seat  

selection   and   no-­‐fee   ticketing.  

through   Friday,   10   am   until   5  

arts   center   is   located   adjacent  

For   venue   information,   and   to  

purchase  tickets,  please  visit  www.

npacgreeneville.com.

Aaron TippinNiswonger Performing

Arts CenterJanuary 11th

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Dance  Society  opens  its  ninth  year  

with   a   contra   dance   on   Saturday  

January  4,  2014.    The  event  will  be  

held   at   the   Jonesborough   Visitors  

Center   at   7:00pm   featuring   the  

Asheville   band   “Spinning   Wheel”  

dance.   Admission   is   $7,   $5   for  

students.     A   class   for   newcomer  

contra   dances  will   run   from  7:00-­‐

break  at  9:00pm.

“Contra   dance   is   a   way   for   all  

citizens   of   the   area   to   rededicate  

ideas   and   ideals   for   diet   and  

exercise   changes.   We   know   from  

the  experts   that  most  people  start  

the   year   with   ambitious  

goals   for   weight   loss,  

smoking   cessation   or  

other  behavioral   changes  

states   organizer   David  

Wiley.     “The   problem  

is   that   many   of   these  

commitments   fade   away  

in   the   short   term”   adds  

Wiley.    “Our  contra  dance  

program,  even  though  it  is  

held  only  twice  per  month  

can   jump   start   anyone  

toward   their   goals.     We  

dances   won’t   make   or  

program,   but   for   many,  

it   made   a   difference.   We  

have  built  the  foundation  

for   our   own   dance  

community  in  addition  to  

starting  a  monthly  family  

dance   series.   Now,   one  

can   contra  dance   twice   a  

month   for   FREE   at   ETSU  

on  the  second  and  fourth  

Tuesday.

Spinning  Wheel   unites  

two   friends   who   have  

played   for   contra   dances  

in   the   area   for   many  

years.    The  band  consists  

Coker   also   plays   for   Boom   Chuck  

which   performed   at   the   most  

recent  Jonesborough  contra  dance.  

Contra   dance   is   a   form   of  

American   folk   dance   in  which   the  

dancers   form  a   set   of   two  parallel  

lines  that  run  the  length  of  the  hall.    

Each  dance  consists  of  a  sequence  

of  moves  and  steps  that  ends  with  

the  couples  having  progressed  one  

position   up   or   down   the   set.   All  

dances  are  taught  by  the  caller.    No  

partner   is   necessary   and   you   are  

encouraged  to  dance  with  as  many  

different  people  as  possible.

Many   of   the   basic   moves  

resemble  square  dancing—swings,  

allemandes,   do-­‐si-­‐dos—but  

contra   dancing   are   more   a   sort  

of   amusement   park   ride   that   the  

dancers   make   for   themselves.     A  

square   dance   set   is   comprised   of  

only   four   couples,   whereas   the  

length   of   the   hall   only   limits   the  

number   of   couples   in   a   contra  

dance   set.     To   join   a   set,   only   a  

partner   and   soft-­‐soled   shoes   are  

necessary.    All  that  is  left  is  to  have  

to   dress   comfortably   and   stay  

hydrated  with  lots  of  water.

For   more   information   on  

Saturday’s  dance  or  any  upcoming  

events,   please   call   David   Wiley  

www.historicjonesborough  

dancesociety.org

Jonesborough   Dance   Society   on  

Contra Dance Begins 9th Year in Jonesborough!

January 4th, 7pm

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Alligators,  red  pandas,  camels  and  beavers  

Throughout   the   year,   paleontologists  

found   new   species   and   added   a   variety  

of   specimens   to   the   collections   of   fossils  

that   have   been   found   during   previous   dig  

seasons.

“This  has  been  a  good  year  for  us,”  said  Dr.  

horse   material,   more   panda,   camel,   and  

are   piles   of   dirt   that   were   moved   during  

construction  of  the  museum  in  2005.”

beaver,  which  was   found   in   the   spoil   piles.    

types  of  beavers   at   the   same   locality,  ETSU  

paleontologists   say,   suggests   that   they  

had   very   different   lifestyles;   otherwise  

they   would   have   competed   for   the   same  

resources.

Alligators   were   a   highlight   from   the  

season,  as  well.    A  nearly  complete  skeleton  

with   skull   and   jaws   was   recovered   late   in  

found   near   this   skeleton   suggest   that   a  

second  individual  is  present.    Paleontologists  

hope  to  recover  more  of  the  second  specimen  

next  summer.

A  tibia,  or  shinbone,  similar  in  size  to  that  

of   a  Fisher,   a  medium-­‐sized  member  of   the  

weasel   family,   was   found   in   several   pieces.    

One  section  was  recovered  in  place,  whereas  

the  other  was  found  during  processing  in  the  

lab.

“We  haven’t   found  any  carnivores  of   this  

size,   so   this   tibia   represents   a   new   species  

A  summer  camper  found  a  peccary  tusk  in  

one  of  the  spoil  piles.    Peccaries  are  America’s  

version  of  a  pig.    Today’s  peccaries  are  much  

Most  live  in  Central  and  South  America,  but  

the  collared  peccary  spills  into  southwestern  

U.S.  deserts.

“Even  though  we  have  at  least  three  kinds  

so   every   specimen   is   important,”   Wallace  

said.

this   year,   such   as   a   camel   hoof   core,  which  

New Finds Highlight 2013 at Natural History Museum, Gray Fossil Site

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Alligator  left  leg

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to   rock;   because   of   this,   fossils   have   been  

compressed  over  time,  which  has  led  to  most  

preparators   generally   spend   several   weeks  

piecing  together  each  skull  found.

Paleontologists   also   found   more   red  

panda   material,   which   is   becoming   one   of  

the  common  animals  at  the  site.    Red  panda  

fossils   have   been   recovered   in   all   the   test  

individuals   that  are  at   least   three   times   the  

size  of  a  living  red  panda.

This  year,  more  focus  has  been  placed  on  

recovering  microfossils,  which  has  led  to  the  

discovery  of  several  associated  rabbit  teeth,  

a  squirrel  or  small  chipmunk  jaw  with  teeth,  

bird   material,   snakes   and   lizards.     Enough  

salamander   material   was   recovered   that  

In   addition,   three   ETSU   paleontologists  

have   teamed   up   to   work   on   a   small   bone  

that  belongs  to  an  extinct  form  of  venomous  

snake.     To   identify   this   bone   requires   that  

the   same   bone   from   all   forms   of   pit   vipers  

from   North   America,   Central   America   and  

eastern  Asia  be  photographed  and  analyzed.    

This  big  project  on  the  small  bone  is  nearing  

completion   by   Sandy   Swift,   collections  

manager  of  the  ETSU  Vertebrate  Paleontology  

Dr.  Blaine  Schubert,  director  of  the  Center  of  

Excellence   in   Paleontology   and   its   Natural  

on   Interstate   26,   is   open   Tuesday-­‐Saturday  

from   9   a.m.-­‐5   p.m.;   the   museum   will   be  

closed   from   Dec.   24-­‐Jan.   1   in   observance  

of   the   holidays.     For  more   information,   call  

naturalhistorymuseum.     For   disability  

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Horse  tooth

Alligator  skull

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There   was   a   time   in   Bristol’s  

history,   when   the   focus   was   on  

hospitality.  In  the  early  1900s,  the  

rails  brought  visitors  to  town  and,  

with   a   grand   hotel   on   virtually  

every   corner,   those   visitors   were  

encouraged   to   linger   in   the   City,  

purchase   goods   and   services   and  

enjoy   a   hot   meal   in   a   myriad   of  

restaurants.

Bristol’s   past   played   into   the  

with   the   City   of   Bristol,   Virginia,  

and   the   partners   of   Creative  

announced   that   the   Roanoke,  

Virginia  partnership  will  transform  

Sessions Hotel Will Be Bristol’s “Welcome Mat”

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the   800   block   of   State   Street   into  

a   destination   hospitality   complex  

centered  around  a  70-­‐room  luxury  

“At  one  time  in  America’s  history,  

almost   every   small   town   or   city  

had   a   popular   and   successful  

“We  want  to  bring  that  dynamic  

back   to   life   in   Bristol,”   he   added.  

“welcome   mat”   for   Bristol,   as  

well   as   add   another   layer   of  

interest   to   the   vibrant,   downtown  

community,”  he  said.

The   complex   will   span   nearly  

the  entire  800  block  of  State  Street  

and   15   Commonwealth   Avenue,  

encompassing   the   properties  

that   currently   include   the   Owen  

Equipment   building   and   adjacent  

and   the   Mill.   Additional   details  

will   dramatically   transform   the  

downtown   streetscape,   including  

a  courtyard  and  an  arched  entry  to  

the  hotel  parking  lot,  as  well  as  new  

retail  and  residential  buildings.

destination   hospitality   complex,  

blurring  the  line  between  “old”  and  

“new”   with   architectural   design  

and   detail   relevant   to   Bristol’s  

history.  Featuring  70  upscale  hotel  

rooms,  a  spa  and  a  restaurant,   the  

hotel  will  also  boast  a  music  stage  

and  green  space  venues,  a  roof  top  

garden  café,  and  roof  top  bar.

“The   rooftop   bar   will   provide  

a   view   of   Bristol   few   have   seen,”  

visited,   and   as   we   came   back   for  

events   like   Bristol   Rhythm   and  

Roots,  we  all   agreed  a   rooftop  bar  

had  to  be  included  in  our  plans,”  he  

added.

Craddock,  is  the  developer  of  the  

which   consistently   maintains   an  

80%   occupancy   rate   year   round  

and  has  won  numerous  awards

“Visitors  want  to  get  a  sense  that  

the  city  has  some  history  about   it,  

and  that  buildings  from  the  past  are  

escorting   the   city   into   the   future,  

and   not   being   eliminated   in   the  

name  of  progress,”  said  Craddock.  

“We   believe   that   the   history  

of   Bristol   should   be   preserved  

through   the   adaptive   reuse   of  

buildings,”  he  added.

“As   visitors   travel   to   Bristol,  

they   are   increasingly   in   search  

of   the   authentic,   quintessential  

Bristol   experience,”   said   Matthew  

Bolas,   Executive   Director,   Bristol  

Convention  &  Visitor’s  Bureau.

“They  want   to  dive   into  the  city  

at   street-­‐level:   following   the   trail  

of   unique   eateries;   straining   to  

hear   the   chords   emanating   from  

behind  the  doors  of  a  friendly  pub;  

or  perusing  the  work  of  local  artists  

who  creatively  distill  the  essence  of  

the  city  they  call  home,”  he  added.

“With   State   Street   being  

anchored   by   the   Sessions  

and   the   Birthplace   of   Country  

Music   Museum,   there   will   be   an  

almost   magnetic   pull   of   visitors  

throughput   the   entire   length   and  

breadth  of  our  City,”  he  said.

“Our   objective   is   to   work  

in   smaller   towns   and   cities   to  

redevelop  downtown  communities  

by   restoring   historic   buildings  

and   converting   them   into   unique  

Christner   of   Cornerstone  

Bristol  is  a  great  historic  property,  

and   we   are   anxious   to   become  

immersed  in  all  that  Bristol  has  to  

offer,”   added   Todd   Morgan   of   MB  

Contractors.

Construction   will   begin   on   the  

projected   opening   date   of   Spring  

2015.

According   to   Bristol,   Virginia  

Assistant   City   Manager,   Andrew  

provide  a  strong  economic  boost  to  

the  City.

million   in   capital   expenditures   to  

the  property,”   he   said.   “In   keeping  

with  the  local  theme  of  the  project,  

much  of  the  skilled  detail  work  will  

be  done  at  the  hands  of  local  artists  

will   ultimately   employ   70   FTEs,  

and   guarantees   a   return   of   $1.2  

sales  taxes  alone,”  he  added.

Virginia  based  partnership  focused  

on   the   development   of   boutique  

hotels  in  small  markets,  and  on  the  

repurposing   of   historic   buildings  

as   well   as   new   construction.   The  

partnership  combines  the  talents  of  

three  industry  leaders.  Cornerstone  

analyses,   determines   viability,  

and   makes   recommendations  

for   property   size,   styling   and  

Craddock  of  Craddock  Cunningham  

Architectural   Partners   specializes  

in   the   vision,   design   and  

repurposing  of  historic   structures.  

And   MB   Contractors   provides   a  

solid   foundation   of   construction  

costs  and  craftsmanship.

In   addition   to   the   Sessions  

projects   include   the   expansion  

of   their   existing   Craddock   Terry  

revitalization   and   expansion   of  

Boston,   Virginia;   the   adaptive  

reuse  of  One  Mill   Place,   Farmville,  

Virginia;  and  the  feasibility,  design  

and   construction   of   a   ground   up  

boutique   hotel-­‐-­‐The   Rutherfoord  

projects   under   various   stages  

of   development   are   located  

in   Concord,   North   Carolina;  

Roanoke,   Virginia;   Culpeper,  

For   additional   information:  

creativeboutiquehotels.com

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The   music   of   folk   singer   and  

dulcimer   player,   Sarah   Morgan,    

embodies   her   respect   and   joy  

of   folk   music   and   her   creative  

approach   to   arranging.   Backing  

traditional   Appalachian   melodies  

and   haunting   old   time   tunes   with  

fresh  harmonies  and  a  progressive  

drive,   she   lends   a   new   feel   to  

seemingly   “old”   tunes,   while  

accompanying   pure   and   heartfelt  

vocals   with   the   unpretentious  

sound  of  the  Appalachian  dulcimer.  

Folk,   Americana,   and   Old-­‐Time  

roots   are   brought   to   the   forefront  

at  live  shows,  where  only  Sarah  and  

her  dulcimer   can  be   found  behind  

the   microphone,   creating   a   subtle  

yet   powerful   sound   that   brings  

the   relevant   music   of   the   past   to  

today’s  audience.

sarahmorganmusic.webs.com

Sarah MorganAcoustic CoffeehouseJanuary 15th, 8pm

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The   City   of   Johnson   City,   the  

Tennessee   Wildlife   Resource  

Beautiful   are   now   collecting  

Christmas  trees  as  part  of  the  annual  

Treecycle  program.  TWRA  will  place  

habitats,   enhancing   not   only   the  

overall  aquatic  habitat  of  our   lakes  

local  anglers.

any   decorations)   will   be   accepted  

for   drop-­‐off   through   Saturday,   Jan.  

18   at   the   Winged   Deer   Park   Boat  

Ramp  parking   lot   on  Carroll   Creek  

Road.  Trees  should  be  placed  at  the  

northwest   side   of   the   parking   lot  

below  the  recycling  drop-­‐off  station.

Johnson   City   residents   with  

collection   may   place   their   trees  

at   the   curb   for   pickup   through  

Saturday,   Jan.   18.  These   customers  

are  advised  to  keep  Christmas  trees  

separate   from  brush   to   ensure   the  

trees   will   be   designated   for   the  

Treecycle  program.

For   more   information,   please  

Put Your Christmas Tree To Good Use After The Holidays

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Presenting  blood  and  platelet  donors  will  be  

entered  to  win  a  $1,500  gift  card

The  American  Red  Cross   is  asking  donors  

promotion.     Present   to   donate   blood   or  

and  be  entered  to  win  a  $1,500  gift  card  to  use  

toward  a  vacation  getaway.

the   opportunity   to   make   a   difference   in  

patients’   lives,   along   with   a   chance   to   get  

away  and  relax.

“Winter   weather   and   busy   schedules   can  

keep   donors   away   this   time   of   year,   but   the  

need  for  blood  is  constant,”  said  Steve  Maness,  

Interim  CEO,  Carolinas  Blood  Services  Region.    

“The   Red   Cross   relies   on   volunteer   blood  

The   Red   Cross   Carolinas   Blood   Services  

Region   provides   lifesaving   blood   to   patients  

in  more   than   100  hospitals.     Approximately  1,600  people  need   to  give  blood  or  platelets  

each  week  day  to  meet  hospital  demands.

With   blood   drives   held   every   week  

throughout   Eastern   Tennessee,   there   are  

countless   opportunities   for   donors   to   help  

improve   the   lives   of   others   and   possibly  

improve  their  homes,  as  well.

Upcoming   Blood   Donation  OpportunitiesFriday,  January  3Mountain   City   Care   Center,   919   Medical  

Tuesday,  January  7American   Red   Cross,   818   Sunset   Drive,  

Wednesday,  January  8American   Red   Cross,   818   Sunset   Drive,  

Johnson  City,  8:00  am  to  1:00  pm

Friday,  January  10

Erwin  Community  at  First  Christian  Church,  

5:00  pm                                                                                                                                                                      Monday,  January  13Oak  Street  Baptist  Church,  804  Oak  Street,  

Tuesday,  January  14Johnson  County  EMS  Rescue  in  the  Crewette  

727-­‐9472

American   Red   Cross,   818   Sunset   Drive,  

 Wednesday,  January  15American   Red   Cross,   818   Sunset   Drive,  

Johnson  City,  8:00  am  to  1:00  pm                                                                                            

Saturday,  January  18American   Red   Cross,   818   Sunset   Drive,  

Monday,  January  20

Wednesday,  January  22American   Red   Cross,   818   Sunset   Drive,  

Johnson  City,  8:00  am  to  1:00  pm

Friday,  January  24Wesley   Memorial   United   Methodist  

Church,   225   Princeton   Road,   Johnson  

Tuesday,  January  28American   Red   Cross,   818   Sunset   Drive,  

Wednesday,  January  29American   Red   Cross,   818   Sunset   Drive,  

Johnson  City,  8:00  am  to  1:00  pm                              

Thursday,  January  30

Parkway,   Johnson   City,   1:00   pm   to   6:00   pm,  

In  

Memory  of  SFC  John  Rosselot

The American Red Cross Encourages

Donors “Give and Go”

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Battles   are   still   being  waged   by  

Vietnam   veterans,   but,   this   time,  

from  home.    For  Vietnam  veterans  

in   upper   east   Tennessee,   across  

our   State   and   nation,   the   Vietnam  

exposure   to   Agent   Orange   takes  

its  toll  on  them,  their  children  and  

grandchildren.

the   code   name   for   the   spraying  

of   a   host   of   herbicides,   primarily  

Agent  Orange,  by  the  U.S.  military  in  

Vietnam  and  other  Southeast  Asian  

countries   to  protect  American  and  

allied   troops   by   defoliating   the  

dense   jungle   vegetation   hiding  

enemy  positions.

East  Tennessee   veterans   served   in  

Vietnam,  and  no  one  knows  for  sure  

how  many  of  them  were  exposed  to  

Agent  Orange.    Some  were  deployed  

in   areas   during   and   immediately  

after   spraying   operations,   while  

others   actually   handled   Agent  

Orange  and  did  the  spraying.  

Over   the   past   few   decades,  

and   medical   research   has   shown  

that   Agent   Orange   and   other  

herbicides   containing   dioxin   have  

an   elevated  probability   of   causing,  

or   contributing   to,   a   variety   of  

sometimes   fatal   illnesses   being  

suffered   by   veterans   who   served  

in  Vietnam  between   January  1962  

and  May  1975.

The  list  of  diseases  related  to  the  

veteran’s  exposure  to  Agent  Orange  

is   ever-­‐growing.     The   evidence  

for   inclusion   of   diabetes   mellitus  

type  II  as  a  presumptive  disease  is  

very  strong  and  the  same  is  true  of  

prostate   cancer  and  other   service-­‐

connected  presumptive  conditions,  

lung,  bronchus,  larynx,  or  trachea).

It’s  also  been  reported  that  three-­‐

to-­‐six  percent  of  Vietnam  veteran’s  

children   are   born  with   some   kind  

percent   birth-­‐defect   rate   among  

evidence   also   points   to   increases  

in  birth  defects  and  developmental  

problems  in  the  children  of  Vietnam  

veterans   and   others   exposed   to  

dioxin-­‐like  chemicals.

The   Tennessee   State   Council,  

Vietnam   Veterans   of   America,  

VVA   Chapter   979,   Johnson   City  

Chapter   824   with   support   from  

Tri-­‐Cities   Military   Affairs   Council  

are   pleased   to   announce   that   an  

will   be   presented   on   January   14,  

6PM-­‐9PM,   at   Northeast   State  

75,   Blountville,   Tennessee.     The  

a   platform   for   asking   questions  

and   an   opportunity   for   veterans,  

their   children,   grandchildren   or  

surviving   spouse   to   speak   with  

attend.   For   further   information,  

contact   Jerry   Campbell,   President  

Agent Orange Town Hall MeetingNortheast State Community

CollegeJanuary 14th, 6pm

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a   volunteer   Christian   ministry,  

is   a   free   health   clinic   providing  

medical,   dental,   chiropractic,   eye  

care,   eyeglasses,   medications   and  

counseling  to  low-­‐income,  working,  

uninsured   and   underinsured  

residents   of   the   greater   Bristol  

community.

Because  our  services  are  offered  

at   no   cost,   we   must   fundraise  

to   cover   operating   expenses.    

We   would   like   to   announce   our  

Valentine’s  day  fundraiser,  “Sweets  

for  the  Sweet”.    For  a  $50  donation,  

$45   of   which   is   tax-­‐deductible,  

volunteers  will  deliver  a  beautifully  

wrapped,  Blackbird  Bakery  cupcake  

to  the  person  of  your  choice,  along  

with   a   message   personalized   by  

you.     We   will   also   include   a   note  

letting   them   know   a   donation  

has   been   made   in   their   honor   to  

This   year,   we   are   offering   a  

discount   to   anyone   ordering   large  

quantities   of   cupcakes.     Orders  

of   ten   or   more   will   receive   the  

cupcakes   for   a   donation   of   $25  

each.  This   is   a   great  way   to  honor  

someone,  or  let  them  know  you  are  

thinking   about   them,   and   make   a  

contribution  to  a  worthwhile  cause  

at  the  same  time.    In  the  past,  many  

of  our  deliveries  have  been  made  to  

someone   other   than   a   sweetheart,  

such   as   assistants,   nursing  

home   residents,   cancer   patients,  

neighbors,   etc…     Remember,   your  

tax-­‐deductible  contribution  stays  in  

our  community  and  helps  working  

people   who   cannot   otherwise  

afford  healthcare.

This   is   the   4th   year   we   have  

conducted   this   fundraiser,   and   we  

hope   to   see   it   grow   to   the   point  

that   we   are   able   to   sell   every  

cupcake  Blackbird  Bakery  donates  

to   this   project.     We   will   soon   be  

taking   orders   via   our   website   at  

healinghandshealthcenter.org  or  by  

at   the   center,   210   Memorial   Dr.  

Bristol,  Tn.  We  encourage  everyone  

to   order   early,   as   quantities   are  

limited.

over   50,000   patient   visits   and   16  

years  of  service  and  is  proud  to  be  a  

United  Way  of  Bristol  agency.

Sweets for the SweetHealing Hands Health

Center Fundraiser

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Third   generation  

Appalachian   psychic   Pat  

Bussard,   recently   featured  

appearances   on   Friday   and  

in   Abingdon’s   Star   Museum.  

last  until  approximately  9:45.

Bussard   will   seek   contact  

with   visitors’   loved   ones  

in   spirit,   even   those   who  

how   best   to   proceed   in  

2014-­‐-­‐-­‐directions   to   look   in,  

matters  to  take  heed  of.

Pat,   who   claims   psychic  

ability   is   “in   the   blood,”  

inherited   her   gift   from   her  

mother   and   grandmother.  

daughter   Stephanie,   who  

often  participates  in  Bussard’s  

appearances.

Bussard,   Sr.   is   sometime  

contributor   of   ‘Weird   World’   in  

True   Tales   of   the   Weird,   Unusual  

&   Macabre,’   available   on   Amazon.  

Writers,  for  scribes  whose  primary  

interest   is   the   paranormal.   And  

is   an   accomplished   photographer    

with  work   currently   on   exhibition  

She  describes  her  Star  Museum  

appearances   as   “evenings   of  

reconnection,    healing  and  joy,  in  an  

incredible  haunted  setting.  ”

Although  Bussard  has  long  given  

missing  person  cases),  she  initiated  

more   economical   gallery   readings  

last   autumn,   at   Abingdon’s   Star  

Museum.

Observed   one   recent   patron:   “I  

thoroughly   enjoyed   my   reading  

with   Ms.   Bussard.   A   reading   with  

her   is   like   therapy.   After   you’re  

gives   you   an   insight   which   helps  

you   sleep   better   and   removes  

unwanted  stress.

It’s   so  wonderful   to  hear   things  

from   the   people   you’ve   lost   and  

know   they’re   watching   over   you  

day-­‐to-­‐day,  their  spirit  often  there.  

I   recommend  many  people  have   a  

gallery  reading  with  her!

She  was  wonderful.  ”

Pat’s   group   appearances  

create   an   opportunity   to   receive  

information   and   solace   for   less  

than   the  urban  going  rate  of  $175  

for   half-­‐hour   readings.   Admission  

is  $40  each.

Folks   are   encouraged   to   arrive  

by   7:15   pm,   at   170   East   Main  

Street,   uptown   in   Abingdon’s  

historic  district.  They  should  avoid  

aura-­‐clouding   alcohol   prior   to   a  

reading,   and   be   prepared   to   turn  

off  cell  phones  for  the  allotted  time.

Paid   reservations   may   be  

secured  in  advance  by  going  online  

to  eventful.com,  and  typing   in   ‘Pat  

Bussard.’   Or   visitors   may   pay   in  

cash  at  the  door  once  a  reservation  

276-­‐698-­‐1092;   or   Robert,   at   276-­‐

608-­‐7452.  The  program  will  begin  

Photo   by   Jeremy   Cantelli:    

Intrepid   regional   psychic   and  

medium   Pat   Bussard,   shown   last  

year  during  a  psychic  investigation  

at   the   abandoned   St.   Alban’s  

Sanatorium,  in  Radford,  Va.

Psychic Bussard New Year ReadingsAbingdon’s Star Museum

January 3rd & 4th

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The   Tusculum   College   Pioneer  

Jazz   Band   will   be   hosting   a  

Dance   fundraiser   on   Friday,   Feb.  

and  dinner  at  7  p.m.  The  event  will  

include  dinner  and  a  performance  

of   the   Pioneer   Jazz   Band,   along  

with  special  guests.

The  event  is  a  fundraiser  to  help  

raise   money   for   much-­‐needed  

equipment  for  the  entire  Tusculum  

band  program,   according   to  David  

A.   Price,   director   of   music   at  

Tusculum  College.

“We   have   planned   a  wonderful,  

romantic   night   of   great   food,  

great   music   and   dancing   through  

the   evening,”   Price   said.   “It’s  

the   perfect   event   for   Valentine’s  

Day,   with   a   few   special   surprises  

included.  Tickets  would  also  make  

a   wonderful   Christmas   gift   for  

someone  special.”

Ticket  prices  are  $50  per  person  

and   include   dance   tickets,   an  

opening   reception,   a   prime   rib  

and   shrimp   dinner   and   a   special  

dessert.   Please   call   in   advance   to  

request   a   vegetarian   substitution.  

A  cash  bar  will  be  available.

Tickets  are  available  for  purchase  

or   emailing   daprice@tusculum.

edu.  A  hotel  package  special  is  also  

Sponsorships  and  table  packages  

are  also  available   for   the  event  by  

contacting  Price.

The   Pioneer   Band   Program   at  

Tusculum   College   began   in   2010,  

with   the   creation   of   the   Pioneer  

Pep  Band.  The  Pep  Band  became  a  

much-­‐enjoyed   feature  of   the  2010  

Pioneer   football   and   basketball  

seasons,  as  the  band  performed  at  

the   Pioneer   Club   tailgate   parties  

before   each   home   football   game  

and  during  pregame  and  half-­‐time  

festivities.

A   concert   band   was   formed   in  

the   2010-­‐2011   academic   year   as  

well,   and   the   newly-­‐formed   group  

was  honored  to  be  asked  to  play  at  

the  Inauguration  Ceremony  for  the  

College’s  new  president,  Dr.  Nancy  

B.  Moody,  on  October  8,  2010.

To   date   the   music   program  

continues   to   grow   each   year   and  

has  also  formed  a  Jazz  Band,  several  

small   instrumental  ensembles  and  

Tusculum   College,   the   oldest  

college   in  Tennessee  and   the  28th  

oldest   in   the  nation,   is   a   civic  arts  

institution  committed  to  developing  

educated  citizens  distinguished  by  

academic  excellence,  public  service  

and   qualities   of   Judeo-­‐Christian  

character.   Approximately   twenty-­‐

one  hundred  students  are  enrolled  

two   additional   off-­‐site   locations  

The   academic   programs   for   both  

traditional-­‐aged   students   and  

working   adults   served   through  

Studies   program   are   delivered  

using   focused   calendars   whereby  

students   enroll   in   one   course   at   a  

time.

Valentine’s Day Dinner/Swing DanceTusculum College Band Fundraiser

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Celestial  events  in  the  

skies  for  the  week  of  

Dec.  31,  2013  to  Jan.  6,  

2014,  as  compiled  for  

The  Loafer  by  Mark  D.  

Marquette.

Venus  is  saying  good-­‐

bye  this  week,  but  you  

better  wave  quickly  as  

it’s  gone  next  week  to  

a  conjunction  with  the  

Sun.    Twilight  takes  

hold  at  6  pm  with  

Venus  just  above  the  

western  horizon  on  

the  weekend  it’s  hard  to  see  in  the  solar  glare.    Venus  will  pop  up  in  the  morning  sky  ahead  

of  the  Sun  by  mid-­‐January.    Dominating  the  winter  skies  will  be  planet  Jupiter  and  constel-­‐

Tues.  Dec.  31  

begins,  but  by  midnight  the  most  famous  of  all  star  patterns  is  standing  on  its  three-­‐starred  

handle,  its  bowl  of  four  stars  pointing  to  the  North  Star,  Polaris.    By  4  am  the  Big  Dipper  is  

pouring  its  contents  on  the  landscape  below,  its  handle  arcing  to  the  spring  star  Arcturus.  

The  curve  continues  to  bright,  white  Spica  and  a  red  star—the  planet  Mars.  

Wed.  Jan.  1  

calendars  are  a  convenience  of  civilizations,  originally  to  mark  the  key  times  of  planting,  

cultivating  and  harvesting  of  important  food  crops.  Otherwise,  the  third  rock  from  the  

around  our  favorite  star.  

Thurs.  Jan.  2  A  thin  crescent  Moon  might  be  seen  above  the  setting  Venus  just  above  

the  horizon  at  6  pm.    But  the  next  days  will  see  the  Moon  advance  

across  the  early  evening  sky  as  a  waxing  crescent.    This  week  the  

Bearer,  both  large  but  indistinct  constellations  which  lack  any  bright  

stars.

Fri.  Jan.  3  On  this  2004  date  in  space  history,  NASA’s  golf-­‐sized  rover  called  Spirit  lands  on  Mars.    It  

lasted  more  than  6  years—pretty  good  for  a  factory  guarantee  of  a  90-­‐day  mission!    Spirit’s  

twin,  which  landed  Jan  25,  2004,  is  still  alive  and  well  into  its  10th  year  of  amazing  explo-­‐

ration  of  an  alien  world.  

Sat.  Jan.  4  Peak  of  the  Quadrantid  Meteor  Shower  is  this  morning  after  2  am.    But  it  should  be  worth  

Sun.  Jan.  5  

Orion  stars  Betel-­‐

armpit”)  and  Rigel  

Mon.  Jan.  6  Orion  is  hurdling  

over  the  horizon  and  

well  up  in  the  east  

behind  the  mighty  

hunter  is  bright  stars  

Procyon  and  Sirius,  

in  the  Small  and  Big  

Dog,  respectively.  

With  Betelgeuse,  they  

form  the  sky  aster-­‐

ism  called  the  Winter  

Triangle.  

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There   is   always   exciting   news  

around   the   Solar   System   from  

mankind’s   robotic   extensions,   but  

what  might  have  been  glossed  over  

by   the   main   stream   media   is   the  

new  occupants  on  the  Moon.

China  has   joined   the   small   club  

of  nations  conquering  the  Moon  as  

Dec.  14  they  landed  a  mother  ship  

with  a  rover  that  is  the  next  step  to  

Chinese  walking  on  the  surface.  

softly   landed   in   the   Sea   of   Rain,  

and   then   dispatched   a   rover   the  

size  of  a  mini-­‐car  called  Jade  Rabbit  

months.    The  Communist  nation  of  

2  billion  people  have  joined  Russia  

and  the  USA  as  the  only  nations  to  

soft   land   a   spacecraft   on   an   alien  

world.    

The  landing  video  is  astounding,  

Jade   Rabbit   have   taken   of   each  

other  are  unique.  The  Moon  landing  

is   quite   an   achievement   for   the  

China   space   program,   which   has  

been   accelerated  with   an   infusion  

of  money   and   national   pride  with  

a   goal   of   manned   mission   to   the  

Moon   early   in   the   2020   decade.    

Already   a   spacecraft,   Chang’e   5,  

is   being   built   for   a   sample   return  

mission  on   the  Moon  sometime   in  

2017.  

NASA’s   sophisticated  

busy   trying   to   locate   the   China  

landers,   and   America’s   newest  

and   Dust   Environment   Explorer  

in   the   extremely   thin   atmosphere  

that   is   might   have   detected   the  

landing   exhaust   from   the   China  

Meanwhile,   NASA   has   been  

quite   busy   with   an   emergency  

repair  to  the  cooling  system  of  the  

International   Space   Station,   and  

some  concern  over  worn  wheels  on  

Mars  rover  Curiosity.

Space   walking   astronauts  

succeeded   in   replacing  a  defective  

pump   in   the   ammonia   cooling  

system   on   the   ISS,   resuming  

normal  activities  in  the  $100  billion  

orbiting   complex   with   the   six  

means   that   a   commercial   supply  

ship   of   Orbital   Science   can   be  

blasted   off   next   month   as   private  

businesses   continue   developing  

spaceships.  

On  Mars,  NASA’s  two  orbiters  and  

two   rovers   keep   several   hundred  

employees  busy  taking  care  of  day-­‐

to-­‐day   operations.     While   rover  

Opportunity   is   about   to   celebrate  

10   years   on   the   surface   this   Jan.  

24th,   the   car-­‐sized   Curiosity   rover  

has  been  on  the  surface  17  months  

and   is   showing   signs   of   wear.  

Scientists   at   the   Jet   Propulsion  

expressed   concern   that   several  

of   the   six   aluminum   wheels   have  

chipped  and  shown  minor  damage.  

This  is  not  the  case  for  six-­‐wheeled  

Opportunity,  which  is  the  size  of  a  

golf  cart  and  not  as  heavy.    

The  wheel  wear   is   the   result   of  

the   rough   terrain   Curiosity   has  

traversed   in   the   three   miles   it’s  

traveled  since  landing  Aug.  5,  2012.  

It   has   another   three   miles   to   go  

before   climbing   up   the   foothills  

of   Mt.   Sharp,   and   hopes   to   be   on  

the  slopes  by  July  2014.    Driving  a  

tortoise   pace   of   a   quarter-­‐mile   an  

hour,  the  slow  speed  is  to  avoid  any  

harm  to  the  complex  rover.  

So  far  the  $1  billion  Curiosity  has  

of   a  once  water-­‐drenched  Martian  

high   Mt.   Sharp.     Just   when   that  

being  determined,  but  most  likely  it  

4.5   billion   year   history.     Rover  

is  in  an  area  that  was  once  a  small  

lake.     And   from   orbit,   MRO   has  

found   evidence   of   underground  

water   and   seasonal   water   oozing  

out  of  the  sides  of  craters.

China On The Moon And Nasa’s Worn

Tires On Mars

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Else  where  in  the  Solar  System,  NASA  has  

in   operation   orbiters   around   Mercury   and  

Saturn  as  well  as  Mars.    Plus,  one  spacecraft,  

DAWN,   is   headed   to   dwarf   planet   Ceres   in  

and  dwarf  planet  Pluto  will  be  visited  in  July  

Closer   to   home,   a   new   weather   satellite  

is  being  prepared  for  a  late  February  launch  

from   Japan   Aerospace  

Exploration   Agency’s  

Space   Center.  

Measurement   Core  

Observatory  satellite

international   satellite  

mission   that   will   provide  

advanced   observations  

of   rain   and   snowfall  

worldwide,   several   times  

a   day   to   enhance   our  

understanding   of   the  

water   and   energy   cycles  

that  drive  Earth’s  climate.  

The   data   provided   by  

calibrate   precipitation  

measurements   made   by  

an   international   network  

of   partner   satellites   to  

quantify   when,   where,  

and  how  much   it   rains  or  

snows  around  the  world.

Every   day   and  

seemingly   everywhere   in  

our   Solar   System,   there  

are   robots   of   mankind  

extending   our   knowledge  

about   who   we   are   and  

where  we   are   heading   as  

a  human  civilization.    And  

what   is   so  amazing  about  

this  Space  Age  generation  of  the  21st  Century  

is   the   images   and   data   can   be   accessed  

by   anyone   with   a   computer   and   Internet  

connection.    

During  the  indoor  time  that  winter  brings,  

interplanetary   missions   by   the   world’s  

that   science   fact   is   stranger   than   science  

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As  New  Year’s  Eve  approached,  I  realized  

that  I  had  learned  something  over  the  course  

of   December.   My   place   is   really   dirty.  

Cleaning   like  mad   in   preparation   for   a   few  

friends  I  had  coming  over  for  a  gathering  that  

night  left  me  with  one  big  question:  “Was  that  

had  been  slightly  coerced  into  hosting  a  New  

Year’s  Party.  It’s  not  that  I  mind  them,  I  just  

sometimes   feel   awkward   at   them.  Everyone  

around   me   is   sloshed,   looking   for   an  

acceptable  mouth  to  ram  their  tongue  into  at  

midnight.  While  I  sit  in  the  corner  with  a  diet  

This   was   going   to   be   a   far   more   scaled  

back   version   of   that.  The   eight   friends  who  

were   coming  would   be   providing   their   own  

booze,  there  would  be  party  games,  and  one  

was   bringing   a   karaoke  machine.   The   sight  

of  booze  and  a  karaoke  machine  could  only  

mean   one   thing,   that   shortly   after   12:01,  

someone  would   try   to   get   everyone   singing  

it  silly  as  I  spent  most  of  the  early  afternoon  

shine,  knowing  that  I  would  have  to  do  it  all  

over  again  tomorrow.  

I   made   some   party   mix   and   set   it   out.  

Then  I  did  a  quick  run  to  a  deli  and  picked  up  

some  party  trays  I  had  ordered  for  the  night.  I  

didn’t  feel  like  putting  too  much  effort  into  it.  

games  out  for  the  night.  A  small  group  of  our  

favorites,  and  this  year  I  had  managed  to  track  

game.  We’d  all  been  talking  lately  about  how  

awesome  that  show  was,  and  how  we  should  

excited,   even   though   the   idea   of   a   number  

of   moderately   intoxicated   people   playing  

me.    

I   realized   at   this   juncture   some   of   you  

might   be   asking   “What   is   ‘Double   Dare’,  

and   why   is   it   pertinent   to   this   story   funny  

a  game  show  that  used  to  be  on  Nickelodeon  

in   the  80s   and  90s,   it  was   a   show   in  which  

kids  would  answer  questions   to  win  money,  

or  they  if  they  couldn’t  answer  the  question,  

they   could   take   a   physical   challenge   to   get  

the  money,   and  make   a  mess   of   themselves  

in   the   process.  Whoever   won   would   go   on  

to   the   obstacle   course,   which   was   a   crazy  

messy   thing   and   gave   away   Nintendos   and  

sometimes  cars.  It  was  awesome,  and  a  lot  of  

the   shows   from  Nickelodeon   in   the   90s   are  

part  of  a  generational   touchstone   for  people  

my  age.  

informed   my   world   view,   or   anything   like  

that,   though   “The   Adventures   of   Pete   and  

my   generation   likes   looking   back   on   these  

shows   and   the   lovely  memories   they  make,  

yes,   we’re   nostalgic.   The   hour   of   watching  

was  a  lovely  thing,  in  the  same  sense  that  the  

hour   of  Mr.   Rogers   and   Bob   Ross   on   PBS  

was  the  most  zen  hour  ever  in  the  history  of  

television.  OK,  back  to  the  party.

As  the  clock  clicked  around  to  seven,  folks  

began   to   show   up.   Everyone   remarked   on  

how  clean  my  kitchen  was,  which  made  me  

feel   awfully   good   about   pondering   cat   dust  

we  were  eating  pizza  and  sandwiches,  it  was  

a   lovely   time   and   the   games   hadn’t   even  

been  glanced  at.    After  much  food  had  been  

enjoyed,   my   friend   Casey   made   his   way  

over   towards   the  stack  of  games.   I   saw  him  

out  of   the  corner  of  my  eye,  and   I  knew  he  

After   a   short   group   geek   out   over  

there  was  much  rejoicing  from  our  inner  

seven   year   olds.  We   divided   into   two  

teams   of   four,   with   one   person   sitting  

out,  and  Casey  taking  the  role  of  Marc  

those  of  you  who  don’t  know).  My  team  

was   losing   badly,   but   if  we   could   pull  

off  just  one  physical  challenge,  we  were  

gonna   take   the   lead  and  have  a  shot  at  

the  obstacle  course.  

I   had   twenty   seconds   to   get   three   foam  

balls  into  a  cup  on  the  top  of  the  head  of  one  

of  my  team  mates,  I  was  anxious  to  get  this  

one  right,  as  it  was  the  gonna  determine  if  I  

was  gonna  get  to  stick  my  head  up  the  giant  

nose  or  not,  metaphorically  speaking.  It  was  

times,  landed  one  ball  in  the  cup.  A  few  more  

seconds  passed,  and  I  landed  a  second  ball  in  

the  cup,   ten  seconds  were   left,   and   just  as   I  

tossed  my  next   to   last  ball,   I  missed.   I   took  

Chariots  of   Fire   in   my   brain,   and   right   as   the   clock  ticked  down  with  two  seconds  left,  the  third  

ball   went   in.  We   won   the   fake   money,   we  

were  going  to  the  low  rent  obstacle  course.  

A   small   celebration   broke   out.   My  

teammate  and  I  hugged  each  other,  and  it  was  

lovely.   Casey   kept   screaming   “down   to   the  

my  couch  and  began  jumping  up  and  down  on  

it.  Now  I  am  not  the  most  lightweight  person  

in  the  world,  and  what  I  didn’t  realize  is  that  

my   jumping  up   and  down  had   jostled   loose  

the  framed  portrait  of  dogs  playing  poker  that  

rests  above  my  couch.   I   jumped  back  down  

and   sat   on   the   couch,   and   right   as   I   did   so,  

the  portrait  came  a  tumbling  down.  Tumbling  

down,  directly  onto  my  head.  

The  glass,  thin  as  it  was,  shattered  right  on  

top  of  my  head.  I  sat  calmly  as  everyone  came  

to  check  to  see  if  I  was  bleeding.  I  was  in  pain,  

but  I  didn’t  think  I  was  in  harms  way.  Casey,  

who  by  now  was  well  into  the  wind,  freaked  

out.  Casey  ran  over  to  me,  and  in  some  type  

of  primetime  medical  drama  fantasy,  started  

to  shout  “You’re  not  gonna  die  on  me,  Ross!  

very  weakly  beat  on  my  chest,   as   if  he  was  

and   everyone   helped   pick   the   glass   off   the  

couch,  and  we  changed  to  a  different  game.  

What  we  hadn’t   realized,  was   that   it  was  

sing  a  long  yet,  but  we  did  notice  that  it  was  

highly   possible   the   picture   fell   on  me   right  

at   that   stroke   of   midnight.   I   wasn’t   a   ball  

dropping,  but  I  did  see  what  looked  like  time  

square   all   a   glow   for   a   little   bit   afterward.  

It  was  a  gathering   that  has  yet   to  have  been  

topped,   because   I’m   making   it   an   active  

practice   to   not   almost   knock   myself   cold  

Year.  See  you  next  week.

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presenting   my   favorite   movies   of  

the   year.   Please   notice   I   said   my  

list  may  not  be  considered  by  many  

critics  to  be  among  the  best  of  the  

year,   but   as   a   movie   fan,   I   found  

them   entertaining.     My   favorite  

1-­‐   “Star   Trek  

Into   Darkness”-­‐  

While   I   loved   the  

rebooted   series,  

the   latest   “Trek”  

adventure   was  

packed   with  

enough   action  

and   emotion  

as   the   villainous  

An   amazing  

cinematic   ride  

in   space   with  

Sandra   Bullock  

Clooney.   If   you  

didn’t  see  this  in  the  theater  and  in  

Steel”-­‐   Finally  

a   Superman  

movie   for   a   new  

generation.   I   felt  

perfectly   cast,  

and   I   loved   the  

new   uniform.  

Who   knew   the  

in  2015.

The   Desolation  

of   Smaug”-­‐   The  

c o n t i n u a t i o n  

of   the   tale   of  

Bilbo   Baggins,  

was   more   action  

packed   than   the  

again   stirred  

more   controversy   with   new  

characters   and   an   expanded   plot  

line.   I   say   the  additions  were  very  

welcome.  

Fire”-­‐   Jennifer  

gang  return  in  the  

increased  budget,  

on  all  levels.  

6-­‐   “World  War  

Z”-­‐   I   was   happy  

a   zombie   movie  

could   be   successful   and   thrilling  

without   all   the   graphic   gore  

Pitt  was  at  the  top  of  his  game,  and  

the  chills  kept  me  on  the  edge  of  my  

seat.  

7-­‐   “Out   of  

the   Furnace”-­‐  

Christian   Bale,   as  

usual,   wows   in  

this   moving   tale  

of   two   struggling  

brothers   in   the  

“Rust   Belt”   of  

P e n n s y l v a n i a .  

a  revelation.      

8-­‐   “The  

Conjuring”-­‐   I   had  

to   pick   this   one  

because   not   only  

was   it   creepy,  

but  was  based  on  

true  facts.  

9-­‐   “OZ   The  

Powerful”-­‐   In  

most   instances  

this  return  to  the  

yellow  brick  road,  

was  loved  or  loathed  by  movie  fans.  

I   really   enjoyed   the   return   to   the  

Emerald  City  and  had  a  wonderful  

time  with  all  the  colorful  eye  candy  

on  the  screen.  

sure   knows   how  

to  make   a   splash  

on  the  big  screen,  

as  he  did  with  the  

latest  incarnation  

of   the   tale   by   F.  

Scott   Fizgerald.  

DiCaprio   is   at  his  movie   star  best,  

There   you   have   it.   My   favorite  

enjoyable  2014  at  the  movies!

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be  over  by  the  time  you  read  this)  

is  any  indication,  books  are  indeed  

alive   and  well,   regardless   by  what  

means   you  might   read   them.   This  

has   been   a   very   exciting   year   for  

book  publishing,  and  the  following  

list   is   just   a   smattering   of   what  

has   tantalized   and   challenged  

our  minds   during   the   past   twelve  

months.   Needless   to   say,   this   is  

a   very   personal   list   and   may   not  

student  of  history  and  humanities,  

many   of   these   books   are   about  

subjects   near   and   dear   to   my  

heart,   and   because   I   read   very  

course  free  to  create  your  own  list  

in   what   follows.   So,   with   all   the  

preliminaries   out   of   the   way,   let’s  

get  started:

Topping   the   list   is   a   very   thick  

book   I   reviewed  

a   few  weeks   ago.  

This   sumptuous  

volume,   1001  Ideas   That  Changed   The  Way   We   Think  

edited   by   Robert  

Arp   is   not   designed   to   be   read  

cover-­‐to-­‐cover   but   to   be   enjoyed  

in   any   way   you   choose;   from  

Cannibalism   to   the   Church   of   the  

Flying  Spaghetti  Monster,  here  are  

the   ideas   that   have   shaped,   and  

continue  to  shape,  human  culture.  

Movie,   art,   and   music   buffs  

will   no   doubt   be   delighted   by   the  

following   publications.   The   one  

of  a  planned  three-­‐volume  magnum  

opus  devoted   to  his   favorite  band.  

The   Beatles:   All  These   Years—Volume   One:  Tune   InA r c h e t y p e )  

covers  the  band’s  

d e v e l o pm e n t  

until   December  

“The   Pre-­‐1971   British   Monetary  

System   Explained”   should   give  

you  a  clue  as   to   its  completeness).  

Equally   magisterial,   but   not   quite  

fascinating   musical   biography   of  

J.S.   Bach,   arguably   the   inventor   of  

rock   and   roll,   jazz,   and   just   about  

everything   else.  

Bach:   Music   In  The   Castle   Of  Heavenshould   be   on  

every   musician’s  

bookshelf   and  

is   the   perfect  

c o m p a n i o n  

to   Paul   Elie’s  

Reinventing   Bach

Ready   For   A  Brand  New  Beat:  How   “Dancing  In   The   Street”  Became   The  Anthem   For   A  

Changing   AmericaBooks)   not   only   gives   an   in-­‐depth  

analysis   of   the   pop   song,   but  

also   provides   a   fascinating   and  

informative   history   of   American  

popular  music  and  a  reassessment  

movies,   you  have  no   choice  but   to  

own   a   copy   of   David   Thomson’s  

perfect  coffee  table  book,  Moments  That   Made   The  Movies

companion   to  his  

of   the   movies,  

The   Big   Screen,  

published   last  

year.   Filled   with  

sumptuous   photographs   from  

key  movie   scenes   from   the  19th   to  

the   21st   centuries,   this   is   almost  

as   good   as   watching   the   movies  

themselves.   Being   the   pop   culture  

fanatic  I  am,  I  can’t  help  but  name  

Chain   Saw  

How   We   Made  The   World’s  Most   Notorious  Horror   Movie  

Books)  as  Book  Of  

it  or  not,  this  is  a  very  literate  and  

insightful   analysis   of   the   making  

of   “Texas   Chain   Saw   Massacre”  

since  the  author  is  better  known  as  

A Well-Read Year: The “Kelly’s Place” Bookshelf

Awards For 2013

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wielding  maniac   from   the  movie).  

For  art  lovers  and  those  interested  

in   learning   more   about   art,   we  

have   Alain   de   Botton   and   John  

Armstrong’s   thought-­‐provoking  

picture  book,  Art  and   Therapy  

which   shows  

how   art   history  

can  be  a   form  of  

therapy,   helping  

us   confront  

some   of   life’s  

most   perplexing  

Deborah   Solomon’s   revisionist  

biography   of   an   American,   and  

controversial,   art  

icon:   American  Mirror:   The  Life   And   Art  Of   Norman  Rockwell  Straus,   and  

For   those  who  

bent,   I   can   highly   recommend   the  

books.   First,   we   have   University  

of   Tennessee   Professor   Ernest  

Freeberg’s   fascinating   account  

of   the   dawning   of   electricity—

The   Age   of  Edison:   Electric  Light   And   The  Invention   Of  Modern  America  

Press),   which  

is   particularly  

timely   now   that  

it   appears   the  

old-­‐fashioned   electric   lightbulb   is  

have  ever  wondered  how  we  found  

ourselves   immersed   in   the   world  

of   social   media,   you   should   read  

Tom   Standage’s  

Writing   On   The  Wall:   Social  M e d i a —T h e  First  2,000  Years  

which   shows  

how   Facebook   is  

much   older   than  

we   realize.   All  

medical   students,   and   everyone  

else,   should   peruse  Anatomies:   A  Cultural   History   Of   The   Human  Body  Aldersey-­‐Williams,   a   tour   not  

only   through   our   bodies,   but  

through   human  

cultural   history  

as   well.   If   you’re  

as   frightened  

of   modern  

psychiatry   and  

pharmaco logy  

as   I   am,   you  

The  Book  Of  Woe:  The  DSM  And  The  Unmaking   Of  PsychiatryRider   Press)   a  

shattering)   look  

at   how   many  

modern  maladies  

are   created   for  

pharmaceutical  

and   insurance   companies,   leaving  

the  patients   to  suffer  even  greater  

woe  at   the  hands  of  unscrupulous  

practitioners.   A   truly   engaging  

and   enlightening   look   at   the   19th  

century   evolution   debates   that  

still   resonate   today   is   Monte  

Reel’s   Between   Man   And   Beast  

lively   account  

of   how   Paul  

Du   Chaillu’s  

discovery   of  

gorillas   in   Africa  

produced   a  

c o n t r o v e r s y  

in   science   and  

of  reality  for  the  modern  world.

The   following   books   appeal   to  

those   of   us   who   crave   alternate  

American   histories   and   not   just  

those   business-­‐as-­‐usual   textbook  

Jesse  Walker’s  The  United   States  of   Paranoia:  A   Conspiracy  Theoryand   Owen  

Davies’   America  B e w i t c h e d :  The   Story   Of  Witchcraft   After  Salem

of  how  conspiracy  

theories   and  

our   fascination  

of)   the   occult  

have   shaped   our  

history  in  strange  

and   often-­‐too-­‐

familiar   ways.   In  

similar   fashion,  

m e s m e r i z i n g  

biography   of  

Manson:   The  Life   And   Times  Of   Charles  Mansonand   Schuster),  

gives   us   a  

chilling   portrait  

of  a  man  who  has  become   forever  

intertwined   with   the   history  

of   modern   America.   Simon  

Winchester’s  The  Men  Who  United  The   States  

ingenious   look   at  

those   inventors,  

explorers,   and  

en t repreneurs  

who   gave   shape  

ill)   to   the   place  

we   now   call   the  

United  States.  Books  about  what  we  

generally   call   “evocative   objects”  

are   very   popular  

now   and   The  Smithsonian’s  History   Of  America   In   101  Objects,   edited  

by   Richard  

Penguin   Press)  

and   The   New  York   Historical  Society’s   The  Civil   War   In  50   Objects  

invite   hours   of  

learning).   A  

related  European  history  volume  is  

Shakespeare’s  Restless   World:  A   Portrait  Of   An   Era   In  Twenty   Objects  

general   interest  

“ m u s e u m  

piece”   is   Molly  

The  Secret   Museum:   Some   Treasures  Are   Too   Precious   To   Display.  

Two   specialized  

studies   that  

I   can   highly  

r e c o m m e n d  

are   John  

S t rausbaugh’ s  

c a n ’ t -­‐ p u t -­‐

down   history  

V i l l a g e— T h e  VillageCo l l i n s )—and  

James   Swanson’s  

gripping   account  

a s s a s s i n a t i o n  

done   without  

getting  bogged  down  in  conspiracy  

t h e o r i z i n g ) ,  

End   Of   Days  

you   enjoy   the  

aforementioned  

book   about  

Village,   you  

should   also  

check   out  

Russell   Shorto’s   just-­‐published  

history   of   a   fascinating   place   in  

the   Netherlands—Amsterdam:   A  History   Of   The  World’s   Most  Liberal   City  

As   I   close  

out   this   much-­‐

t o o -­‐ l e n g t h y  

is   in   danger   of  

outdoing   the  

Beatle’s   volume   with   which   I  

opened  this  column),  I  must  include  

along   with   a   book   about   selling.  

and   creationism  and   the  demands  

made   by   love,   The   Explanation  of   Everything,  is   required  

reading,   as   is  

Asheville   native  

Marisha   Pessl’s  

Night   Film,   a  

superb   horror  

novel   about   a  

mysterious   and  

very   dangerous  

here   is   the   book  

about   selling  

business   and  

m o t i v a t i o n a l  

book  that  is  really  

helpful   and   not  

platitudes):  To  Sell  Is  Human:  The  Surprising   Truth   About   Moving  Others

So  many  books,  so  little  time.  See  

you  next  week  with  a  much  shorter  

column.   Thanks   for   hanging   in  

there  with  me   to   the  not-­‐so-­‐bitter  

end.

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