The Loafer April 19, 2011

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Tri-Cities, weekly, arts & entertainment magazine

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For Notes of Interest, visit www.theloaferonline.com, and download this week’s issue.

April 19, 2011Volume 25, Issue 19

Publisher - Bill Williams

Editor - Mike Clark

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I love this cover because it isn’t funny bunnies ...

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Rise, heart, thy lord is risen. Sing his praiseWithout delays,

Who takes thee by the hand, that thou likewiseWith him may’st rise:

That, as his death calcin’d thee to dust,His life may make thee gold, and, much more, just.

Awake, my lute, and struggle for thy partWith all thy art,

The cross taught all wood to resound his nameWho bore the same.

His stretch’d sinews taught all strings what keyIs best to celebrate this most high day.

Consort, both heart and lute, and twist a songPleasant and long;

Or, since all music is but three parts viedAnd multiplied

Oh let thy bless’d Spirit bear a part,And make up our defects with his sweet art.

Easter. by George Herbert

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‘Friends of Sinners’ at the Lamplight

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Downtown Johnson City 

to have 1st Urban Egg Hunt!

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A free public event for children in and around the downtown Johnson City area.

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The Barter Players presents “The Ugly Duckling”

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Mandy Williams and Bryan Pridgen in The Barter Players’ “The Ugly Duckling”

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PATBUSSARDWeird World

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The Ghost Box:

Communicating with the Dead

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Celestial events in the skies for the week of April 19-25, 2011, as compiled for The Loafer by Mark

D. Marquette.

As Earth revolves about the Sun once every 365 days, our night time sky is seen when looking away

from the Sun, out into space at the nearby stars of our own Milky Way Galaxy. But during the springtime, Earth is in its part of the solar orbit that is looking completely away from the dense regions of stars in our galactic arm of the spiral-shaped Milky Way.

So looking in the direct of Leo and Virgo is looking into the space between our galaxy and others—and

indeed, we see, with telescopes, thousands of distant galaxies, each containing billions of stars.

Tues. April 19On this 1971 date in space history, Russia launched !"#$%&'()'&*+',-.&'./"0+'.&"&1234'50&%"##$'"'*"61&"6#+)'

pressurized tube the size of a bus, Salyut 1 was 323+&*+#+..'&*+',-.&'/+-7"3+3&'200%/"&123'28'2%&+-'space. Also launched on this date in 1982 was the ,-.&'.+0&123'28'9%..1":.'*1;*#$'.%00+..8%#'!"#$%&'<'

space station.

Wed. April 20Apollo 16 lands on the Moon with astronauts John Young and Charlie Duke. Orbiting overhead was

Ken Mattingly, the astronaut bumped from Apollo 13 when exposed to the measles. Young and Duke

explored the Descartes region of the Moon for three days, driving a lunar rover more than 10 miles, and bringing back 211 pounds of moon rock and dirt.

Thurs. April 21The waning gibbous Moon ruins the morning sky

with its light, washing out all but the brightest of the Lyrid Meteor Shower. Emanating out of the harp-

shaped constellation Lyra, swift and bright meteors might be seen over the next two evenings. Some of these meteors leave a smoky tail that last just a few seconds, called a “train” by stargazers. The space

debris originates from an old comet.

Fri. April 225&'='/474)'#22>'&2'&*+'+".&'"3?'$2%:##'.++'"'6-1;*&)'$+#-low “star,” that is the planet Saturn. Rising vertically below Saturn is the brightest star in Virgo—Spica.

Check their position out two or three hours later and the pair will be high in the southeast, horizontal from

each other.

Sat. April 23Leo the Lion is dead south, unmistakable with it

characteristic backward question mark for a mane and right triangle of stars for hindquarters. Behind Leo in the east is the vast, indistinct star pattern of Virgo the Virgin. This is the region of many galaxies as we are

peering out, away from our Milky Way Galaxy.

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Last Quarter Moon is today at 11:47 p.m. The planet Venus is low in the morning sky, with Mercury below

it. Then hugging the horizon 30 minutes before sunrise will be Jupiter and Mars.

Mon. April 25Today is the 21st anniversary of the Hubble Space Telescope being deployed out of the cargo bay of

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Dogwoods

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Photos by Kimber Costner

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the Circle Be Unbroken, Wine Me Up&()G&Midnight in Montgomery.

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and My Honky Tonk

Heroes,” a special

presentation at Barter

Theatre.

The Asheville based Indie-groove rock band !"#$#%&'#()*+,-$#,$#".$/)/0,"%,1$)+"%(,%/,23$)(,21st for a show at O’Mainnin’s Pub. Their &$+","4%,-(5.6+7,Only Sleeping and You Are Having A Wonderful Time, showcase the diver-+)"8,%9,":#)$,)/;.#/*#+,9$%6,<$-/=,>-33-,"%,Charlie Parker, and are completely self-pro-duced. The SF do all of their own booking for the 600ish shows in the past 3 years making ":#6,":#,?#$8,'#&/)")%/,%9,@)/')#AB

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Kids Kaleidoscope Summer Camps 2011 June 6-10

Bug Hunters

ages 5-8 · 9:30 am - 12:30 pm

Investigate the world of creepy crawlies as you learn all about bugs and insects. Help care for our Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches, contruct your own giant compound eye, play Bug-go, make some buggy crafts, and

more!

The Sweet Tooth

ages 8-13 · 9:30 am - 12:30 pm

Join us as we learn about science with some interesting supplies...sweets! Make a candy neuron, try out candy chromatography chemistry, and make lots of delicious treats such as bubble gum, ice cream, and more. Not to worry parents, we will also be learning about healthy eating choices, testing sugar content with our refractom-

eters, and learning about dental health.

June 13-17

Dudes Rule

ages 7-13 · 9:30 am - 12:30 pm

Dudes will rule and girls will drool over the fun the guys will have this week. This week is full dude-tastic things like making a jiggle robot, racing balloon rockets, and building a giant geodesic dome just to name a

few. Also try your hand at some team-building, self esteem boosting games, art, activities, and more.

Crafty Camp for Girls

ages 5-9 · 1:00 pm - 4:00 pm

Join us as we craft and create our way through a week of fun. Try your hand at jewelry making, sand art, and /"/+-'7">13;4'H*+3)'7">+'$2%-'2F3'F13?'0*17+'"3?'0-+"&+'"'F22?+3'E2F+-/2&'/*2&2'8-"7+'7".&+-/1+0+I

June 20-24

Girl Power

ages 7-13 · 9:30 am - 12:30 pm

Girls will rule and boys will drool over the fun the ladies will have this week. This week is full girlicious things like making your own lip gloss, creating your own fashion jewelry, and learning how to knit just to name a few. Also try your hand at some team-building, self esteem boosting games, art, activities, dancing,

and more.

Crafty Camp for Boys

ages 5-9 · 1:00 pm - 4:00 pm

Join us as we craft and create our way through a week of fun. Try your hand at Oodles of Nuudles and mon-ster making. Then, decorate your own train whistle, create your own wooden model airplane, and design your

own sailboat.

June 27-July 1

Young at Art I

ages 5-7 · 9:30 am - 12:30 pm

Learn about the famous art masters and the basic concepts of art. Paint, sculpt, sketch and more in this camp for the youngest artists! Create a collective work of art with your camp-mates to be displayed in the museum

for years to come!

Pirate Academy

ages 8-13 · 1:00 pm - 4:00 pm

Arrg mateys! Join us for a swashbuckling good time as you train to be a pirate! Learn about density, Ber-32%##1:.'J-1301/#+)'"3?'+D+3'F*"&'"'/1-"&+'71;*&'."$4'H+.&'$2%-'7131'/1-"&+'.*1/'2%&'13'"'-"0+)'0-+"&+'$2%-'2F3'

treasure chest, and more!

July 5-8

Carnival Circus Craze

ages 7-13 · 9:30 am - 4:30 pm

K18+:.'"'01-0%.)'.2'F*$'32&'0+#+6-"&+'1&'"##'F++>I'L213'%.'82-'&*1.'8%3'"##'?"$'0"7/'".'F+'7">+'6"##223'"317"#.)'enjoy face painting, learn about gravity and balance, make your own hula hoop, and more! Put on a circus at

the end of the week for friends and family!

July 11-15

Wiz Kids

ages 8-13 · 9:30 am - 12:30 pm

Join us for this magical camp in honor of the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2. Try your hand at chemistry while concocting potions, dissect an owl pellet, create your own light-up LED wand, and

more!

Michelangelo, Monet, and ME

ages 8-10 · 1:00 pm - 4:00 pm

Investigate the world of Art with a focus on-YOU! Create self portraits in many different styles and mediums that will tell YOUR story! Work together with the other artists in the camp to create a collective art work to be

displayed in the museum for years to come!

July 18-22

Superhero Training

ages 8-13 · 9:30 am - 12:30 pm

Up, up, and away we go to superhero training camp. Make your own gadget belt, create your own superhero 02710'622>)'.*"-/+3'$2%-'0-17+',;*&13;'.>1##.)'"3?'72-+I

Part of the ART!

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ages 11-13 · 9:30 am - 12:30 pm

Step into the studio and become part of the Masterpiece! Learn about the masters and their styles and become the subject of a famous painting 13'"'K1D13;'5-&'M"##+-$I'5&'&*+'+3?'28'&*+'F++>)'$2%:##'6+'&*+'.&"-'"-&1.&'

at your own Art Exhibition!

July 25-29

Super Sleuth

ages 8-13 · 9:30 am - 12:30 pm

Become a crime scene detective as you work to investigate, reconstruct, "3"#$N+)'"3?'1?+3&18$'+D1?+30+'&2',3?'"'0%#/-1&I'K+"-3'"62%&',3;+-/-13&-

ing, create your own ID kit, separate strawberry DNA, and test your detective skills in our forensics challenge, “The Case of the Missing Cockroach”. Join us for this puzzling camp of science and mystery!

Young at Art II

ages 5-7 · 1:00 pm - 4:00 pm

Learn about the famous art masters and the basic concepts of art. Paint, sculpt, sketch and more in this camp for the youngest artists! Create a collective work of art with your camp-mates to be displayed in the

museum for years to come!

Summer Camp Guidelines

9+;1.&+-'6$'5/-1#'OP&*'"3?'-+0+1D+',D+'/+-0+3&'288'&*+'?+/2.1&IQ'R8'$2%'*"D+'72-+'&*"3'23+'0*1#?)'/#+".+',##'2%&'"'.+/"-"&+'-+;1.&-"&123'

form for each child.* Campers must be 5 years old by May 1, 2011, or no older than 13

years old on May 1, 2011.* All campers must be fully potty trained.

* A 50% deposit is due at the time of registration. Full payment is due a minimum of 2 weeks prior to the start of camp.

* You will receive a full refund if you cancel at least 2 weeks prior to the start of camp. No refund of your deposit will be given if a cancella-

tion is made within less than 2 weeks prior to the camp.* Hands On! Museum reserves the right to cancel any camp and will

fully refund payments in the event that a camp is canceled.* A healthy snack will be provided daily. Please inform staff of any al-

lergies your child may have.* Parents must sign each child in and out of camp each day.

* Please drop off and pick up your child in accordance with sched-uled camp times. We are unable to accommodate early arrivals or late departures. In the event of an emergency, please contact the front desk

as soon as possible.

If you have any questions on these or other programs, please call (423)

434-HAND. Winter hours (September - May) are: Monday closed.

Tuesday-Friday 9am-5pm, Saturday 10am-5pm, and Sunday 1pm-5pm.

Admission fees apply. All programs and activities are subject to change

without notice.

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“Most kids never want to leave and

their parents wonder where the day went,” said Anne Newton, Kid Power Media

Chair.

8th Annual Kid Power Free, Fun, Full of Adventure

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April 2011 Traditional Arts Workshops

at Sycamore Shoals State Historic Area

Please pre-register and pay in advance for workshops, by calling the park at 423-543-5808

Step by Step Oil Painting Instructor: Kay BraswellSaturday, April 23 9 a.m. – 4 p.m.

Cost: $50 (includes supplies) Min: 6 Max: 15Discover oil on canvas through wet-on-wet painting techniques. Beginners are welcome or come to im-

prove the skills you already possess.

Step by Step Oil Painting Kay BraswellSaturday, April 27 9 a.m. – 4 p.m.

Cost: $50 (includes supplies) Min: 6 Max: 15Discover oil on canvas through wet-on-wet painting techniques. Beginners are welcome or come to im-

prove the skills you already possess.

Making a Native American Flute Instructor: Danny BigaySaturday, April 30 10 a.m. – 4 p.m.

Cost: $100 (includes supplies) Min: 4 Max: 10 C1.02D+-'&*+'"-&'28'7">13;'"'&-"?1&123"##$'&%3+?'S*+-2>++T.&$#+'E%&+4'U+"-'2#?'0#2&*+.4'5##'7"&+-1"#.'

provided.

Sycamore Shoals State Historic Area

1651 W. Elk Avenue

Elizabethton, TN 37643

423-543-5808

www.tnstateparks.com/SycamoreShoals/

www.sycamoreshoalstn.org

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ArtsLooking for someone to hand quilt a quilt top. Please call in Kingsport @ 423-863-5911 or email [email protected]

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The Art Gurls, who are a group of creative women who get together once a month at the Wild Flour Restaurant in Abingdon, VA. To eat, drink, exchange stories and ideas, and to hatch out art projects. For further information call Barbara Carter at (423) 239-5757 or (423) 943-7505.

Ceramic Classes, Fridays 5-8 p.m., Drop-ins welcome. All day on Thursday, Friday & Saturday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Call (423) 426-1027 or (423) 257-5117 for more information.

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Art Life will offer a Creative Arts Program for children featuring workshops in creative writing, drama, play writing, are and photography. Workshops will be held Saturdays throughout the year. Cost is one-time (per year) fee of $40 per student, $60 for two in one family, and includes all workshops, art events and subscriptions to an arts publication featuring stories, poetry and other works by students. Call Kim at (423) 245-4711.

Classes/WorkshopsBreastfeeding Support/LLL Johnson City Meeting – NEW Second Sundays 3:00 p.m. - 4:00 p.m. Munsey Memorial United Methodist Church, 201 East Market Street, Johnson City, TN 37601. Meets in the lower level, room LL14.Call Samantha with questions at 423-956-3525

Parenting Information and Support - Johnson City Meeting – NEW TriCities Parenting, API Second Sundays 4:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m. Munsey Memorial United Methodist Church, 201 East Market Street, Johnson City, TN 37601 Meets in the lower level, room LL14. Call Samantha with questions at 423-956-3525

Parenting information and help – NEW TriCities Parenting, API Second Wednesdays 10:00 to 11:00 am Java Js coffee house on State Street in Bristol (501 State Street, Bristol, VA, 24201) Students from King College will have something for older children to do - this is optional and for your convenience, as desired. More info: Samantha, 423-956-3525

Breastfeeding Cafe – NEW Second Wednesdays 11:00 am to 12:00 p.m. Java Js coffee house on State Street in Bristol (501 State Street, Bristol, VA, 24201) Meeting style is casual, come get your questions answered, encourage others, etc. Students from King College will have something for older children to do - this is optional and for your convenience, as desired. More info: Samantha, 423-956-3525

Breastfeeding Support/LLL Bristol Evening Meeting Fourth Tuesdays 6:00 p.m. - 7:30 p.m. YWCA Bristol, State Street, Bristol, TN Call Katherine with questions at 276-466-4860

Breastfeeding Support/LLL Bristol Day Meeting First Fridays 10:00 p.m. - 11:30 p.m. Avoca Branch Library, Volunteer Parkway, Bristol, TN Call Katherine with questions at 276-466-4860

Preparing for 2012-Before, Then & After Workshops are ongoing and held in Gray, TN. The 10-week workshop series explains the 2012 phenomena and provides the information necessary for students to understand what is happening on our planet and what they must do about it. Students learn to prepare themselves and their families mentally, emotionally, physically and spiritually to effectively endure these occurrences. These workshops are not about fear, panic and desperation; they provide comfort, awareness, and knowledge of the truth during times of %30+-&"13&$4'C-4'B1&N1'J$#+.'13&%1&1D+#$'-+0+1D+?'&*1.'D1&"#'1382-7"&123)'"3?'1&'1.'.01+3&1,'0"##$'.%//2-&+?'&*-2%;*2%&'the series. Contact Dr. Pyles at 423-467-3302 or visit www.PreparingFor2012.com for more information or dates and times of upcoming workshops.

An Introduction to The Heart of Huna: 7 steps to a whole-hearted life. Meets the 2nd Wednesday from 6:30-9:30p.m.. Imagine living your perfect life! This introduction to Hawaiian Huna and Aloha offers simple principles to live in harmony in relationship with oneself, each other and the environment. By applying the ancient principles of Huna you can achieve a life centered in love-for a more meaningful, whole-hearted life. For more information contact Kaleo Wheeler (423) 926-1648 or www.kaleowheeler.com

Magic Classes. Classes for beginners and up. Weekend workshops also available. Call Andrew Hyder for more information or to set up a time. (423) 213-9312

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Learn to get what you want out of life. Personal Empowerment Workshops, Meditation and other new ongoing classes are now being formed. All of these workshops and classes offer powerful, practical techniques and tools &*"&'"-+'./+01,'0"##$'?+.1;3+?'&2'*+#/'+3*"30+'"##'"./+0&.'28'23+:.'#18+4'U2->.*2/.'"-+'*+#?'+"0*'B23?"$'31;*&4'B+?1&"&123'0#"..+.'"-+'*+#?'23'&*+','-.&'"3?'&*1-?'U+?3+.?"$'28'+"0*'723&*4'`&*+-'0#"..+.'"-+'288+-+?'".'3++?+?4'Dr. Mitzi Pyles facilitates them. For more information call (423) 467-3302.

5-+'$2%'#22>13;'&2';1D+'$2%-'#18+'7+"313;a'H*+-"/+%&10'A2.&+-'J"-+3&13;'288+-.'&-+7+3?2%.'8%#,'##7+3&4'U+'3++?'.13;#+.'2-'7"--1+?'02%/#+.'13'U".*13;&23'S2%3&$)'b5'or Bristol, VA to work with children from ages 5 to 18, who have some history or emotional instability. Specialized training and a monthly fee are both provided. Call Andre-Highlands Community Services at (276) 645-4781 for more information.

R3&+-+.&+?'13'82.&+-13;'2-'"?2/&13;'"'S*1#?a'H*+'H+33+..++'C+/&4'28'S*1#?-+3:.'!+-D10+.'1.'0%--+3&#$'288+-13;'"'A9@@'A2.&+-c5?2/&1D+'J"-+3&'H-"1313;4'S#"..+.'F1##'6+'offered in Johnson City, Greeneville, Rogersville, Elizabethton, and Blountville. Please call 877-DCS-KIDS (877-327-5437) for more information.

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Trinity Baptist Church announces the start of two new programs for children. Daughters of the King is a class for young ladies in 4th-6th grade where they will explore &*+'6".10.'28'6+"%&$4'H*-2%;*';"7+.)'?1.0%..123)'D1.1&13;'023.%#&"3&.)'"3?','+#?'&-1/.'F+'+V/#2-+'&*+'F2-#?'28'6+"%&$'"3?'&*+3'&*+$'F1##'#+"-3'"62%&'F*"&'M2?'?+.0-16+.'as beautiful. Sons of the King is a program designed to build Godly character in young men grades 4-6 through Bible study, games, skill building and adventure. Both groups meet on Mondays from 3:30-5 p.m. separately at the church located on Headtown Road in Jonesborough. Transportation may be available. Call the church at (423) 753-4394 for more information.

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Magic Classes. Learn to do amazing magic tricks with everyday items. Tuesday nights at “Top Hat Magic Supply” in Bristol, TN from 6:30-7:30 p.m. Limited space. All ages welcome! Call Dave Vaught or Ryan Robinette for further information at (423) 968-3200.

Spanish Classes. John Arredondo & Associates is offering a variety of Spanish classes including Basic Spanish, Spanish II, Spanish for Building Trades, Spanish for Healthcare Workers, Spanish for Home Schoolers, Spanish Tutoring. For more information call (423) 483-4650.

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Knit Too Together (Regional knitting guild) meets the third Tuesday each month at 1 p.m. at Christian Fellowship Church off Interstate 81 at exit 63. Johnson City knitters carpool to meetings. Call (423) 232-0644 in Johnson City for further information.

Blue Ridge Quilt Guild, Johnson City – meets 1st Wednesday of month. Social 9:30 am, meeting 10 am. Our Savior Luthern Church, Sunset Dr. Meeting times/locations .%6g+0&'&2'0*"3;+'/+-'0%--+3&'/-2;-"7'.0*+?%#+4'5.>'"&'#20"#'W%1#&'.*2/.'82-'./+01,'0'023&"0&'1382-7"&1234

First Frontier Quilters, Kingsport – meets 3rd Tuesday of month, 10 am at Bethel Presbyterian Church, Warpath Drive. Meeting times/locations subject to change per 0%--+3&'/-2;-"7'.0*+?%#+4'5.>'"&'#20"#'W%1#&'.*2/.'82-'./+01,'0'023&"0&'1382-7"&1234

Holston Quilters Guild, Bristol TN – meets 3rd Saturday of month, 10 am at the First United Methodist Church, Vance Drive, Bristol. Meeting times/locations subject to 0*"3;+'/+-'0%--+3&'/-2;-"7'.0*+?%#+4'5.>'"&'#20"#'W%1#&'.*2/.'82-'./+01,'0'023&"0&'1382-7"&1234

Sycamore Stitchers, Elizabethton – meets 2nd Thursday of month, 9 am. At Sycamore Shoals State Park. Meeting times/locations subject to change per current program .0*+?%#+4'5.>'"&'#20"#'W%1#&'.*2/.'82-'./+01,'0'023&"0&'1382-7"&1234

Appalchian Heritage Quilters, Gray – 1st Thursday of month is stitch-in, 3rd Thursday of month is meeting/program. Gray Community Center. 6 p.m.. Meeting times/#20"&123.'.%6g+0&'&2'0*"3;+'/+-'0%--+3&'/-2;-"7'.0*+?%#+4'5.>'"&'#20"#'W%1#&'.*2/.'82-'./+01,'0'023&"0&'1382-7"&1234

Unaka Piecemakers Quilt Club, Erwin – 1st Tuesday is business meeting, then working on projects. 3rd Tuesday is stitch-in. Social, 9:30 a.m., meeting 10 a.m. at Grace h31&+?'B+&*2?1.&'S*%-0*)'920>'S-++>'9?4'B++&13;'&17+.c#20"&123.'.%6g+0&'&2'0*"3;+'/+-'0%--+3&'/-2;-"7'.0*+?%#+4'5.>'"&'#20"#'W%1#&'.*2/.'82-'./+01,'0'023&"0&'1382-7"&1234

Quilting Classes. Sponsored by Tennessee Quilts in Jonesborough. For additional information phone at (423) 753-6644.

DanceWest Coast Swing Classes! Thursdays at 7p.m.. Only $10 per class! Held at Stardust Dance Centre. 321 E. Sullivan St. Downtown Kingsport. Call (423) 292-9512 for more information.

Dancing Divas Class for Women! Ladies, learn Hip Hop, country and western, salsa, line dancing, belly dancing and more. Great workout. Lots of fun! Thursdays at 8p.m.. Held at Stardust Dance Centre. 321 E. Sullivan St. Downtown Kingsport. Call (423) 292-9512 for more information. Group discounts available.

G1/TG2/4''K+"-3'&*+'*2&&+.&'3+F'.&-++&'?"30+'72D+.'"3?'6%-3'&*+'E'22-I''@D+-$'H*%-.?"$'F+'288+-'6+;133+-'#+..23.'82-'"?%#&.'"3?'>1?.4'S*1#?-+3'<T(['7++&'"&'Z/4744''5;+.'13 and up meet at 5p.m.. Learn short routines to the latest songs or join a dance team and perform. Classes are held in downtown Kingsport. Monthly payments are the lowest in the tri-cities. Taught by Mike and Mark. Call now to pre-register 292-9512.

e+;133+-'e+##$'C"30+'S#"..4''ib+1#'"3?'j1##k''H*1.'0#"..'F1##'820%.'23'?"3013;'F1&*'"002%&-+7+3&.'YD+1#.'"3?','3;+-'0$76"#.\4''C"30+-.'7%.&'6-13;'&*+1-'2F3'"002%&-+7+3&.'2-'&*+$'0"3'6+'/%-0*".+?'"&'&*+'.&%?12'23'&*+','-.&'?"$'28'0#"..4''H*1.'Yl\'F++>'0#"..'F1##'6+'*+#?'23'B23?"$.'"&'</4744''S213'.>1-&.'"-+'-+0277+3?+?'6%&'32&'-+W%1-+?4''C"30+-.'will learn short routines. Belly dancing is great for toning abs, thighs, triceps, biceps and buttocks. Routines are sexy, fun and mildly aerobic. Call 292-9512 to pre-register.

Tumbling, ballet, hip hop, tap classes available for ages 2 through 14 in Kingsport, Johnson City, Blountville, Allandale. No registration fees or contracts. Parents observe in the classroom. For more information phone (423)288-8346

Monthly Ballroom Dance: Fourth Friday of each month at Virginia Ballroom at 300 Senior Drive Abingdon - a relaxed way to practice your skills or hone them at the lesson before the dance. Lesson 7p.m., Dance 8p.m. - 10p.m.. Alcohol and smoke free. No partner or experience necessary. A $5.00 donation to the Senior Center and a snack to share will be appreciated. Beverages will be provided. Call 276-623-4400 for more information.

Latin Dance Aerobics Class – Salsa, Cha-Cha, Swing, Samba, Merengue, Hip-Hop, Belly Dance, Pasa Doble. Loose weight, tighten and tone. Fit into that new bikini or little black dress! Learn a new dance and make new friend. This class is an exciting and fun way to get in shape for the summer. Just $10 per dancer. No pre-registration or partner required. Just show up! Classes are every Monday at 6p.m.. 321 E. Sullivan St. Kingsport. Call 292-9512 for more information. Beginner Belly Dancing - $10 per dancer. Mondays at 7p.m.. Classical, Egyptian and Tribal styles. Lean basic belly dance movements and mini routines. Dress in beautiful costumes. Fun way to tone target areas. Low impact but full body workout. Bring your friends, family and co-workers. Call Sharah for more information at 292-9512.

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FREE Summer Hip-Hop High School Class – Tuesdays at 5p.m.. Hip-hop / cha-cha / salsa / lyrical. High school students only, no exceptions. 321 E. Sullivan St. Kingsport. Taught by Brooklynn. Call 292-9512 for more information.

There will be Line Dance Lessons held every Tuesday at Fanatics Sports Club in the DoubleTree Hotel. Beginner lesson is at 6:30 and intermediate is at 7:30. Dance to the latest dances being done nationwide to country, pop, latin, tango and hip-hop music. No experi-ence needed and no partner required. Located at 211 Mockingbird Lane, Johnson City. For more information call (423) 282-1848 or [email protected].

Lyrical for Children and Adults! Learn to express the lyrics of a song withmovement! Children Thursdays 5-6p.m., Adults Thursdays 6-7p.m.. Pre-registration required. Call (423) 292-9512 for more information.

H2??#+-'C"30+'S#"..I'(l72:.)'[:.'"3?'O:.4'('/"-+3&'7%.&'"&&+3?'F1&*'0*1#?4'(P'.&%?+3&'7"V17%7'Y.2'*%--$'"3?'-+.+-D+'$2%-'0*1#?:.'./2&4\'Learn rhythm, movement and get some socialization. Pre-registration required. Call (423) 292-9512 for more information. Saturdays 11am.

Youth Ballroom! Waltz, Rumba, Tango, Cha-Cha, Foxtrot, Swing and More!

Dance lessons being taught for couples and singles every Friday night at the Elizabethton Parks and Recreation Center, 300 W. Mill St. in Elizabethton. Class begins at 6:30 p.am. and includes a one hour lesson and 30 minutes of practice. Cost is $10 for singles and $15 for couples. Dances includes Two-step, swing, waltz and more. You do not need a partner to attend. Call 547-6441 for more information.

Line dance lessons every Tuesday at The Doubletree Hotel, Johnson City. Beginner lessons from 6:30-7:30 and Intermediate from 7:30-8:30. $5 for one or both lessons. Learn the latest dances to Music including Country, Pop, Waltz, Tango and Swing. No partner or experience needed. For more information contact (423) 282-1848 or [email protected]

Monthly Social Dance for couples and singles. There will be a Social Dance held for couples, singles and line dancers on the second Saturday of each month at the Jonesborough Visitor Center. There will be a brief couples lesson and a brief line dance lesson at each event. Cost is $5 at the door and includes the lessons and the dance. Everyone is welcome. No dance experience is needed. Come and learn to dance or just enjoy watching in a friendly non-smoking atmosphere. 117 Boone St. Jonesbrough. For more information call (423) 928-2786 or email [email protected]

The Bellydance Company is offering a promotional free of charge into to belly dance classes. Youth groups ages 14 to 25. Classes 02D+-'D+1#'?"3013;'"3?'*2F'&2'?"30+'F1&*',3;+-'0$76"#.)'6".10'.&+/.'"3?'027613"&1234'A2-'"??1&123"#'1382-7"&123'0"##'YZ[O\'[P[TO[Pl4

Bellydance workshop now offering at The Broadway Café, Kingsport Saturdays from 5-6:30p.m.. Also, sponsoring a FREE to the public, International Language Club every Sunday from 11am – 2p.m.. Any level of language skills. Students, instructors & bilinguals of French, Italian, Portuguese, Hindi, Arabic, Spanish, German, Japanese, and Chinese, Tagalog, Hebrew and Latin are welcome. Call (423) 246-4666 for more information.

!*177+-13;'̀ ".1.I'H*+',-.&'6+##$'?"30+'.0*22#'13'&*+'H-1TS1&1+.'*".'-+#20"&+?4'533"'e-2$#+.'Y">"'̀ N7"\'&+"0*+.'57+-10"3cB1??#+T@".&+-3'Dance or belly dance at Shimmering Oasis. Learn the ancient form of belly dance while toning your body. An excellent core workout that engages the entire body. Classes run Beginning through Advanced. For anyone regardless of age, size or previous experience. Try &*+',-.&'0#"..'8-++I'M18&'0+-&1,0"&+.'"-+'"D"1#"6#+4'5#.2)'?"30+'&-2%/+'GRJ32&10_'H*+'M$/.$'m%++3.'1.'"D"1#"6#+'&2'/+-82-7'"&'#20"#'+D+3&.4'Contact Ozma at (276) 591-9736 or email: [email protected]

New Dance Class for Children at The Rose Center. The Rose Center is extremely pleased to offer new dance classes for children. We have an excellent teacher in Tammy Plasencia who will teach ages 3 and older in ballet, tap, jazz, hip-hop, modern and lyrical dance as F+##'".'"0-26"&10.4'S#"..+.'"-+'288+-+?'B23?"$'&*-2%;*'A-1?"$n'023&"0&'92.+'S+3&+-'82-'&*+'./+01,0'.0*+?%#+'82-'$2%-'0*1#?4'A++.'-"3;+'from $30 per month for pre-school 30-minute classes to $60 for advanced student classes; substantial discounts are offered for more than one class per week. Call Rose Center at 423-581-4330 for more information and to register for class. In the Introduction to Ballroom Dance class, students will start with the four basic movements used in ballroom dancing. Three to four dances will be taught with 3 to 5 patterns used in each dance. A native of Knoxville, Kennedy has been teaching and competing in ballroom ?"3013;'82-'2D+-'[P'$+"-.'"3?'1.'"'0+-&1,+?'"?g%?10"&2-'13'"##',D+'0"&+;2-1+.'28'027/+&1&1234'G+'*".'&-"13+?'.27+'28'&*+',3+.&'&+"0*+-.'13'&*+'02%3&-$'"3?'*".'F2->+?'F1&*'.27+'28'&*+'F2-#?:.'&2/'0*"7/123.4'G+'&+"0*+.'&*+'57+-10"3'.&$#+'28'?"30+4'J-1D"&+'#+..23.'"-+'"#.2'available at $50 per session. Contact Lynn directly at 865-455-6975 to schedule private lessons. Kennedy would also like to offer a call to those who would like to become dance instructors. Contact Rose Center if you are interested in learning to teach ballroom dance.

Contra Dances are held twice a month in the Historic Jonesborough Visitors Center, 117 Boone St. Live music in a smoke/alcohol free environment. For more information and schedule visit www.historicjonesboroughdancesociety.org or call David Wiley at (423) 913-3246

Mountain Empire Shag Society dances the Carolina Shag on Monday evenings at 7 p.m. in the lounge at the Holiday Inn on N. Roan St., L2*3.23'S1&$4'A-++'6".10'#+..23.'"&'l'/474'J-1D"&+'#+..23.'"D"1#"6#+'6$'"//213&7+3&4'S#%6'CL'e1;,.*'S"#*2%3'/#"$.'&*+'6+.&'13'.*";)'-X6'and beach until 10 p.m. For more information call Carl Edwards, VP, (423) 878-5877 or Larry Calhoun, DJ, (423) 239-5906.

Ballroom Dance. Learn the waltz, swing, cha-cha, rumba, salsa, tango, foxtrot and more in your choice of a group or class or private lesson. Both male and female instructors make learning easy, fun and exciting. A national champion offers Competitive and social instruction available and ongoing classes. Couples are welcome but no partner or dance experience is necessary. Friday night parties are offered to /-"0&10+'F*"&'$2%:D+'#+"-3+?4'S#"..+.'023D+31+3&#$'#20"&+?'13'L2*3.23'S1&$4'M-2%/'0#"..'"3?'/"-&1+.'o(Pc/+-.234'J#+".+'023&"0&'57"3?"'at (423) 833-5093 for more information.

EducationTobacco Education programs. Tobacco Education Group (TEG) offers a positive alternative to suspension from school for students in &-2%6#+'6+0"%.+'&*+$'*"D+'D12#"&+?'&*+1-'.0*22#:.'/2#10$'23'&26"002'%.+4'H*1.'lTF++>'/-2;-"7'72&1D"&+.'.&%?+3&.'&2'-+?%0+'&26"002'%.+)'make healthier choices, quit tobacco on their own, or join a voluntary tobacco cessation program. Tobacco Awareness Program (TAP) helps students with information, motivation, and support to quit using tobacco. Each student designs his or her approach by choosing a suitable quit date and cessation methods. Both programs, available in Lee, Scott, & Wise Counties, and the City of Norton, are fully funded by the Virginia Tobacco Settlement Foundation (VTSF), Planning District 1, and Frontier Health. For more information, call 276-523-8360.

H95S@!'A2.&+-'S"-+4'A-23&1+-'G+"#&*:.'H95S@!'A2.&+-'S"-+'J-2;-"7'3++?.'&*+-"/+%&10'82.&+-'/"-+3&.'13'p2-&*+".&'H+33+..++4'H95S@!'foster parents receive free training, 24-hour support services, and tax-free reimbursement for care. Caseworkers are available 24-hours a day, seven days a week for emergency needs. Call 423-224-1043, for more information on becoming a foster parent.

b5Kh@!'A2.&+-'S"-+4'A-23&1+-'G+"#&*:.'b5Kh@!'A2.&+-'S"-+'J-2;-"7)'"'0*1#?T/#"013;'";+30$'#10+3.+?'6$'&*+'b1-;131"'C+/"-&7+3&'28'Social Services, needs therapeutic foster parents in Lee, Wise, and Scott counties and the city of Norton. The program offers training, guidance and links to services needed to maintain foster care placement. Caseworkers are available 24-hours a day, seven days a week for emergency needs. To become a foster parent, call 1-888-443-1804.

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required areas of study and meets from 8:30am-4:30p.m. on the second Wednesday of each month. The CSAC and CSAC-A are the baseline 0-+?+3&1"#.'82-'13?1D1?%"#.'.++>13;'&2'+3&+-'&*+',+#?'28'"??10&123.'&-+"&7+3&'13'b1-;131"4'A2-'72-+'1382-7"&123)'0"##'@-10'M-++3+'"&'Y[<^\'f[OTlOPP4

Federation of Families: Lee, 2nd Monday 6:30 p.m. Jonesville First United Methodist Church Federation of Families meets monthly to provide support and education for families dealing with the challenges of raising a child with emotional, behavioral, or mental health issues. The group meets the 2nd Monday of each month from 6:30 to 8:30. Registration is encouraged. For more information and to register, call Brenda or Theresa at 276-431-4370 or 888-443-1804. Children are welcome. Calling 888-443-1804 can provide transportation assistance.

Federation of Families: Scott, 3rd Monday 6:30 p.m. Holston View United Methodist Church Federation of Families meets monthly to provide support and education for families dealing with the challenges of raising a child with emotional, behavioral, or mental health issues. The group meets the 3rd Monday of each month from 6:30 to 8:30. Registration is encouraged. For more information and to register, call Brenda or Theresa at 276-431-4370 or 888-443-1804. Children are welcome. Calling 888-443-1804 can provide transportation assistance.

Federation of Families: Wise, 1st Monday 6:30 p.m. Presbyterian ChurchFederation of Families meets monthly to provide support and education for families dealing with the challenges of raising a child with emo-tional, behavioral, or mental health issues. The group meets the 1st Monday of each month from 6:30 to 8:30. Registration is encouraged. For more information and to register, call Brenda or Theresa at 276-431-4370 or 888-443-1804. Children are welcome. Calling 888-443-1804 can provide transportation assistance.

Lee County Suicide Prevention Coalition 4th Thursday, 2 p.m. Lee County Behavioral Health Services. The Suicide Prevention Coalition, formed to raise awareness and determine the available resources in the Lee County community for suicide survivors, will meet the fourth Thursday of every month. Anyone interested in helping support this cause, please contact Bill or Phyllis Russell at (276) 346-1641.

Moral Reconation Therapy Group, Wednesdays, 2-4 p.m. Wise County Behavioral Health Services. A Moral Reconation Therapy (MRT) Group meets each Wednesday from 2-4 p.m. The group will be ongoing and juveniles ages 13-17 may join any time. Pre-registration is required by calling Jessica Williamson at 523-8370. MRT is a group designed to help juveniles on probation or who have a criminal or substance abuse history to make good choices by doing what is right.

“Children in the Middle”. Frontier Health offers a SAMSHA Model divorce education program titled CHILDREN IN THE MIDDLE. This /-2;-"7'1.'"'.>1##.T6".+?'0%--10%#%7'&*"&'*+#/.'/"-+3&.'?+"#'F1&*'&*+1-'0*1#?-+3:.'-+"0&123.'&2'?1D2-0+4'S#"..+.'"-+'288+-+?'+"0*'723&*'13'K++)'!02&&'"3?'U1.+'S2%3&1+.4'H*+'-+;1.&-"&123'8++'1.'o(f'"3?'/"-&101/"3&.'F1##'-+0+1D+'"'F2->622>)';%1?+622>'"3?'"'0+-&1,0"&+'28'027/#+&1234'A2-'more information, call Tracie Johnson at 1-888-443-1804.

American Sign Language. The Communication Center for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing teaches several classes in American Sign Language, including Level I, Level II, Level III, and Level IV. When scheduled, the six-week classes are scheduled on Tuesdays at the Victory Center, Johnson City. Each Level class is $75 and will be taught by CCDHH instructors. For more information, for a schedule, or to register, call 434-0447. The Communication Center for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing is a division of Frontier Health and provides communication be-tween people who are hearing and people who are deaf or hard of hearing. CCDHH is a community service center providing services under contract with Federal and State Government Agencies, Businesses, Industries, Hospitals, Service Agencies, Courts and Individuals who are in need of assistance in communicating with people who are Deaf or Hard of Hearing. Services are available in Carter, Claibourne, Cocke, Greene, Hamblen, Hancock, Hawkins, Johnson, Sullivan, Unicoi, and Washington. This program is funded in part by the Tennessee Division of Rehabilitation Services.

Job Corps has a limited number of openings for eligible youth between the ages of 16-24 in NE Tennessee area. The program helps young people complete their high school education and obtain skills training in high demand occupations. The program has been in existence since 1964 and operates 122 full-time residential training centers throughout the country. Training will last from 6 months to 2 years + there is an opportunity for advanced education following completion. If eligible, there is no cost for this training. To obtain more information contact Patty Sausser at the Northeast Tennessee Career Center located in Johnson City at (423) 610-0222 ext. 222.

h//+-'@".&'H+33+..++'G%7"3'C+D+#2/474+3&'5;+30$:.'G+"?'!&"-&'J-2;-"7'1.'0%--+3&#$'"00+/&13;'"//#10"&123.'O'X'Z'$+"-'2#?'0*1#?-+3'82-'&*+'2009-20010 school year. Head Start is a comprehensive educational and nurturing program which also addresses the emotional and physical needs of each enrolled child. Children must meet the eligibility requirements of the federal income guidelines and local Policy Council standards. The Head Start program also provides services to three and four year old children with disabilities. All this is totally FREE to the family. In addition, transportation is provided except for the two Full Day/Full Year classes. Slots are limited. Apply today. For more information about "3'"//#10"&123'2-'W%"#1,0"&123.'0"##'B+#1.."'92"->'"&'YZ[O\'<^ZT<O^f'2-'027+'6$'<PO'A#2-1?"'5D+4'e-1.&2#)'Hp4

Venture Crew 1861 now seeking young men and women between the ages of 15 and 21 who enjoy scouting and outdoor activities but want an added twist of adventure and living history. VC 1861 is a co-ed Venture scout group portraying civilians and military, Confederate and A+?+-"#)'8-27'&*+'S1D1#'U"-4'U+'?2'#1D13;'*1.&2-$'13'2%-'"-+"'"3?'-+T+3"0&7+3&:.'"&'7"g2-'6"&&#+,+#?'.1&+.'13'2&*+-'.&"&+.4'R3&+-+.&+?'13'g21313;'or want more information? E-mail us at [email protected] with your name, age, address and telephone # and we will get back with you with more information.

Patricia Freedman Literacy Academy offers help with GED preparation, remedial reading and math, English as a second language, English for Speakers of Other Languages, military entrance test/ASVAB, and college entrance exams. The Literacy Academy also offers computer 0#"..+.'82-'U13?2F.)'R3&+-3+&'h.";+)'e".10'@V0+#)'>+$62"-?13;)'-+.%7+'F-1&13;)'"3?'"..1.&"30+',#13;'82-',3"301"#'"1?4'H*+-+'1.'32'0*"-;+'82-'this assistance, but donations are always appreciated. For more information, call (276) 645-8790. Patricia Freedman Literacy Academy is located at 701 Goode St. inside the Bristol Public open Mon-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m.

!&"&+'28'A-"3>#13'G27+.0*22#+-.'Y!`AG\'*".'.+D+-"#'-+;%#"-'"0&1D1&1+.'+"0*'723&*'82-'"-+"'*27+.0*22#+-.)'".'F+##'".'200".123"#',+#?'&-1/.'and other opportunities. SOFH is an inclusive group open to ALL homeschoolers regardless of race, religion, creed or educational philosophy. For more information contact Michelle at (423) 538-6159.

Toastmasters: Learn to develop effective communication and leadership skills! Participate in a self-paced program designed to improve your speaking, listening and thinking. The Mission of Toastmasters Club is to provide a mutually supportive and positive learning environment in F*10*'+D+-$'7+76+-'*".'&*+'2//2-&%31&$'&2'?+D+#2/'0277%310"&123'"3?'#+"?+-.*1/'.>1##.)'F*10*'13'&%-3'82.&+-'.+#8T023,?+30+'"3?'/+-.23"#'growth. Wednesday Orators Toastmasters Club meets every Wednesday from 12:05-1 p.m. at the Toy F. Reid Eastman Employee Center on Wilcox Drive in Kingsport. For more information, contact Kathy Padgett at (423) 247-7983 or email at [email protected].

Toastmasters: Learn to develop effective communication and leadership skills! Participate in a self-paced program designed to improve your speaking, listening and thinking. The Mission of Toastmasters Club is to provide a mutually supportive and positive learning environment in F*10*'+D+-$'7+76+-'*".'&*+'2//2-&%31&$'&2'?+D+#2/'0277%310"&123'"3?'#+"?+-.*1/'.>1##.)'F*10*'13'&%-3'82.&+-'.+#8T023,?+30+'"3?'/+-.23"#'growth. Twin City Toastmasters Club meets the 1st and 3rd Tuesday of every month from 5:45-6:45 p.m. at the Central Christian Church located at 424 Melrose St. in Bristol, TN. For more information contact Wanda Earp at (423) 764-2288 or email at [email protected].

YMCA Elementary After School Care. Kingsport YMCA is currently accepting applications for enrollment in the Elementary Age After School Child Care Program in the following schools: Jackson, Kennedy, Lincoln, Jefferson, Rock Spring, Indian Spring, Kingsley, Miller J+--$)'G2#.&23'"3?'!%##1D"34'A2-'8%-&*+-'1382-7"&123)'/#+".+'0"##'&*+'dBS5'28,0+'"&'YZ[O\'[Z<T=^[[4

GardeningJ#"3&'!F"/4'B++&13;'"&'B1N+'A"-7'X'M"-?+3)'=[='U4'U"&"%;"'5D+4'LS4'H*+',-.&'!"&%-?"$'28'+"0*'723&*'"&'('/474'H-"?+'/#"3&.c.++?.'$2%'*"D+'13'+V0+..'82-'.27+&*13;'$2%'?23:&'*"D+4'G"D+'8%3'"3?'7++&'3+F'8-1+3?.4'A2-'1382-7"&123'0"##'!"-1&"'"&'YZ[O\'ZOZT(lPP4'

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Health/FitnessColor My World Healthy classes at Carver. Come and learn how you can keep a healthy heart after by-pass, stent, or other cardiac .%-;+-$4'H*+'0#"..'F1##'6+'&"%;*&'6$'7+76+-.'28'iB+3?+?'G+"-&k)'"3'57+-10"3'G+"-&'5..201"&123'"8,#1"&+?';-2%/4'L213'%.'H%+.?"$'morning, 10:00am – 12:00 noon Feb. 9th at Carver Recreation Center, 322 W. Watauga Ave. Johnson City. Space is limited so call and reserve your seat. For more information call (423) 461-8830.

An introduction to Jin Shin Do Bodymind Acupressure. The Neck & Shoulder release. 3rd Mondays of the month from 6:30p.m.-8:30p.m. at Waterfalls of Wellness Healing Center. 739 Bluff City Hwy, Bristol.

An introduction to Free Your Voice – Free Your Self. 3rd Tuesdays of the month. 6:30p.m.-8:30p.m.. Kaleo Wheeler (423) 202-3862.

Gentle Flow Yoga Classes. Tuesday evenings from 7:15-8:15p.m. at Piney Flats United Methodist Church (fellowship hall). Suitable for all levels of students. Please bring your own mat and blanket. Only $5.00. Call Wendy @ (423) 220-0552 for more information.

Come and learn how you can take simple and affordable steps to improve the health and quality of your life. This series of work-shops will present a variety of ways to improve your personal health, the health of your home, manage stress, deal with change, and more. The workshops will be held every 4th. Thursday of the month starting at 7p.m.. at Wellness Way Chiropractic: 103 Keystone Dr. in Blountville. Space is limited so call and reserve your seat. For further information please call 423-646-4038 or email us at [email protected]

Aikido in Johnson City! Classes held Mon and Thurs in downtown Johnson City. 103 W Market St. All skill levels welcome. Traditional Hombu style. Directions and more information at www.jcaikido.com

Roller Derby – Are you female, over 18, and need to get out some aggression? Come try roller derby! Strap on some skates and join one of the fastest growing competitive sports in the nation. The Little City Roller Girls are currently seeking new skaters and referees to expand their roster. No previous experience or special skill sets necessary. Women of all shapes and sizes welcome! Men can join in on the fun as referees. Stop by our practices held every Wed 6:30-8:30p.m. and every Sun 12-2p.m. at the Johnson City Family Skate Center to get more info. The JCFSC is located at 930 W Watauga Ave at the corner of State of Franklin and Watauga. Check us out on the web at www.littlecityrollergirls.com

ZUMBA – The hot new aerobic workout. Zumba is inspired by Latin dance and music, Zumba uses a variety of styles in its routines, 130#%?13;'0%761")'7+-+3;%+)'."#.")'-+;;"+&23)'*1/T*2/)'/2/)'7"762)'-%76")'E"7+302)'"3?'0"#$/.2'"3?'!"#."&234'B%.10'.+#+0&123.'include both fast and slow rhythms to help tone and sculpt the body. Anyone can do it..beginners to advanced. Only $7 per class Mondays & Wednesdays at The Muscle Factory, 2318 Buffalo Rd. Johnson City. For more information call (423) 929-7471.

Yoga Classes – Iyengar Inspired yoga classes offered at New Paradigm Health Center, 113 E. Unaka Ave. Johnson City on Fridays at noon and Saturday s from 9-10:30am. Call (423) 928-9394 for details.

e".10.'28'e+##$'C"30+I'K"?1+.)';+&'"'g%7/'.&"-&'23'&*"&'p+F'd+"-:.'-+.2#%&123I'5##'";+.)'.1N+.)',&3+..'#+D+#.4'H23+'$2%-'62?$'"3?'622.&'self-esteem through tasteful Middle Eastern dance movements. Classes held every Monday, 6-7 P.M. at the Princeton Arts Center (2516 `">#"3?'5D+4\4'S2.&'1.'g%.&'of'/+-'.+..1234'S"##'J5S'"&'YZ[O\'[lOTflPP'82-'1382'2-'&2'.1;3'%/4'U+"-'E+V16#+'0#2&*13;'"3?'g213'&*+'8%3I

Mountain Yoga, inside Mullins Shaolin Kung Fu on Springbrook St. in JC, offers yoga classes. Class times are Monday s & Wednesday s at noon and Tuesday s & Thursday s at 6:30am. First class is free. After that, there is a $10 drop-in fee, or $50 for a month of unlimited classes. Contact Jennifer Chisam at (423) 262-9551.

Learn to maintain a healthy weight naturally. Programs individually crafted by holistic nutrition and healthy living consultant Marie Browning. Sessions provide the information, guidance and support your need to improve your own health and well being. For informa-tion call (423) 367-1396 or visit www.healthiersolutionsbymarie.com

Learn to maintain a healthy weight naturally. Programs individually crafted by holistic nutrition and healthy living consultant Marie Browning. Sessions provide the information, guidance and support you need to improve your own health and well being. For informa-tion call (423) 367-1396 or visit www.healthiersolutionsbymarie.com

Take Yoga with an experienced Yoga Teacher and leave class feeling calm and refreshed. Yoga helps with pain management, Fibro-7"#;1")'e"0>'/-26#+7.)'!&-+..'7"3";+7+3&)'"3?';+3+-"#'F+##'6+13;4'!&-+&0*'$2%-'62?$'"3?'-+#"V'$2%-'713?4'S+-&1,+?'F1&*'5.*+D1##+'School of Yoga. Beginner and advanced classes available. Call (423) 384-6440 for times and locations.

Yoga-Pilates classes on Tuesday and Thursday s at 6:30p.m. at Science Hill ALC. Call (423) 434-0206 ext. 1 to pre-register.

Pilates on the ball class at Breastfeeding Essentials. Monday nights at 5:30p.m.. Stroller Fitness classes Wed. & Fri. at 9am. Meet at Warriors. $5 per class. Call Lorie for more information at (423) 299-4014.

51>1?2'q'H-"?1&123"#'51>1?24'R30-+".+'$2%-'6"#"30+'"3?'0+3&+-)'-+,3+'$2%-'72D+7+3&.)'"3?'+3g2$'"'D1;2-2%.'/-"0&10+4'S#"..+.'&"%;*&'23'H%+.4'X'H*%-.4'C2g2'1.'13'?2F3&2F3'L2*3.23'S1&$'"62D+'5#6+-&:.'J"F34'5!h'"8,#1"&+?4'5##'"8,#1"&123.)'-"3>.)'"3?'.>1##'#+D+#.'"-+'welcome. Adult classes only. Call (423) 232-9600 for more information.

Karate/Yoga/Tai Chi for mind, body conditioning. $25/mo or $5/drop in. Call (423) 335-3903 for more information.

Learn the ancient form of belly dance while toning your body. An excellent core workout that engages the abdominals, legs, arms, .*2%#?+-.'"3?'6"0>4'H-$'&*+',-.&'0#"..'82-'8-++I'A2-'"3$'F27"3'-+;"-?#+..'28'";+)'.1N+'2-'/-+D12%.'+V/+-1+30+4'e+;13313;'&*-2%;*'"?D"30+?4'M18&'0+-&1,0"&+.'"-+'"D"1#"6#+I'5#.2)'?"30+'&-2%/+'M$/.$'m%++3.'1.'"D"1#"6#+'&2'/+-82-7'"&'#20"#'+D+3&.4'S23&"0&'`N7"'"&'(276) 591-9736 or email: [email protected]

Attend a free workshop that will help you to create greater levels of health and wellbeing in your life. For more information call Will at (423) 646-4038.

57+-10"3'S"30+-'!201+&$:.'K22>'M22?rA++#'e+&&+-'1.'"'8-++'/-2;-"7'&*"&'&+"0*+.'6+"%&$'&+0*31W%+.'&2'F27+3'0"30+-'/"&1+3&.'13'"0-tive treatment to help them combat the appearance-related side effects of cancer treatments. Class will be held at Wellmont Outpatient S+3&+-)'(OP'U4'!&23+'C-4's13;./2-&'8-27'([/474T[/474'&*+',-.&'B23?"$'28'+"0*'723&*)'"&'K"%;*#13'B+72-1"#'G2./1&"#)'(Z[P'H%.0%#%7'Blvd. Greeneville from 10am-2p.m. the second Monday of each month and at American Cancer Society, 508 Princeton Rd. Johnson City from 1p.m.-3p.m. the third Monday of each month. Please contact 1-800-ACS-2345 for more information.

U"&+-'5+-2610.4'H1-+?'28'32&'*"D13;'&*+'+3+-;$'&2'8%30&123'?%-13;'&*+'?"$a'p++?'"'F"$'&2'-+#1+D+'.&-+..a'U"3&'&2'6+',&a'9+?%0+?'$2%-'blood pressure? Increase muscular strength and endurance? Have a healthier, stronger heart? If your answer is yes to any of these questions, the water aerobics program at Elizabethton High School is for you. Beginner to advanced. Every Tuesday and Thursday at 6:00p.m. (water walking) and 6:30-7:30p.m. (structured class) $3 per session. Dressing rooms available. Doors open 15 minutes prior to class. Lifeguard on duty. For more information contact Cindy Gober at (423) 474-0140

The Kingsport Diabetes Association meets the second Tuesday of each month at Indian Path Hospital Bldg 2002, 2nd'E22-)'9227't[PO'across from the emergency room. All are welcome. The KDA helps diabetics, parents of diabetics and their families to deal better

with the serious disease of diabetes. This help comes in the various forms of informative meetings, events and personal support. For more information call Jim Smallwood at (423) 288-4576.

J1#"&+:.'S#"..+.4'e+;13313;'J1#"&+:.'7"&'0#"..+.'288+-+?'H%+.?"$'"3?'H*%-.?"$'"&'f_OP'/474'U+"-'02782-&"6#+'0#2&*13;)'7"&.'"-+'.%//#1+?'2-'bring your own. 112 W. Main St. Kingsport, TN. For additional information call (423) 392-4325.

B".&+-.'!F17713;'J-2;-"7'13'L2*3.23'S1&$4'S+-&1,+?'02"0*'&"1#2-.'&*+'/-2;-"7'&2'7++&'+"0*'/"-&101/"3&:.'3++?.'"3?'"61#1&1+.4'J-"0&10+.'"-+'held Monday, Wednesday and Friday 6-7 a.m. For further information, contact Coach Chris Coraggio at (423) 833-5595.

Want to quit smoking? Lose weight? Reduce Stress? Improve your performance at school, work or sports? Healing Energies can help you 7++&'$2%-';2"#.'&*-2%;*'G$/32.1.4'J#+".+',D+'%.'"'0"##'18'$2%'F"3&'&2'0*"3;+'$2%-'#18+4'YZ[O\'[f<TOf[(4

The Johnson City Judo Club offers beginning classes in the sport of Judo for adults only at Girls, Inc. every Tuesday at 7 p.m. Classes are $2 per session. You will need to purchase a uniform. Visit www.johnsoncityjudo.com for more information, or call Brian Rowe at (423) ZO=T[PZ<'2-'e1##'J+->13.'"&'YZ[O\'=<fTP(<()'U+'"-+'"'323T/-2,&'2-;"31N"&1234

Christian Life Center at Munsey; indoor walking track, exercise room (includes Body Solid Weight Machine, Nordic track/elliptical cross-trainer, treadmill, stepper, rowing machines, stationary bike, etc.) Annual Fees: $25 - adults; $15 - youth/college. Also offered (some additional fees): Tai Chi, Scottish Country Dancing, Volleyball, Badminton, Yoga, Basketball, Softball, Ballroom Dance Lessons/Dances, Upward Basketball. Open Daily, Mon-Thurs. 7:30 a.m.-5 p.m; closes at 4p.m. on Fridays. Call for additional information (423) 461-8070 ext. 213.

The YWCA Fitness Spa invites members and non-members to participate in our Group Fitness Classes at our new 106 State St. facility. We are offering both Classic and Specialty Classes. All classes are appropriate for beginners. Please call (423) 968-9444 for more details and scheduling.

“Secure Plus Medicare Seminars” are held every Monday at the Slater Community Center from 11 a.m. -1 p.m. by John Deere Health Care. Call the Bristol Tennessee Leisure Services at (423) 764-4023 for more information. Strength Training is offered on Tuesdays at 10 a.m. and Thursdays at 9 a.m. for adults 55+ at the Slater Community Center. Becky Harris is the instructor. Call the Bristol Tennessee Leisure Services at (423) 764-4023 for more information. Seniorcise for adults 55+ is held Monday through Friday at 10 a.m. at the Slater Community Center. Shirlene Coffey and Anna Horne are the instructors. Call the Bristol Tennessee Leisure Services at (423) 764-4023 for more information.

Therapeutic Touch/Energy Healing. Learn to use bioenergies to heal you and others. Limited size group for intensive learning experience. No experience needed, only an open mind and heart Call Liza (423) 247-6765.

5+-2610'0#"..+.4'G+#?'"&'L2*3.23'S1&$'!+312-.:'S+3&+-'23'B23)'U+?)'X'A-14'8-27'l_OP'T'=_OP'"474'H+"0*+-.'/-2D1?+?'6$'.&%?+3&.'"&'@H!h4'Classes are $1. per class. For info. Call (423) 434-6237

Reiki Clinic and Classes. Experience the profound healing effects of the Reiki System of Natural Healing. Clinic is open to the public, free of charge, 1st and 3rd'B23?"$'+D+313;.)'<T='/474'S#"..+.'"-+'*+#?'723&*#$'82-',-.&'"3?'.+023?'?+;-++.4'A2-'1382-7"&123'"3?'"//213&7+3&.)'call Reiki Master/teacher, Sylvia Lagergren, (423) 928-0747.

T.O.P.S. The Take Off Pounds Sensibly Club meets every Monday at 9:45 a.m. at the Harmony Baptist Church Fellowship hall. For more information call (423) 349-7239.

Science of Deliberate Creation study group. Meets each Wed. night at 7p.m. to listen to and discuss the “Abraham” tapes. Contact Dan at [email protected] or (423) 741-1566.

MeetingsR3&+-+.&+?'13'"7"&+%-'YG5B\'-"?12'2-'"-+'$2%'"'*"7'&*"&:.'#22>13;'82-'"'#20"#'0#%6a'S27+'D1.1&'L2*3.23'S1&$'57"&+%-'9"?12'5..201"&123'"&'their monthly club meeting held at the North Side Hospital on every third Tuesday at 7p.m. in Johnson City. For more information, please visit www.jcara.org or call Dick, N4ARO, at (423) 929-1256.

Chanting Circles for Healing and Peace meets the 2nd & 4th Friday of the month from 6:30-8:30p.m. at Waterfalls of Wellness Healing Center, 739 Bluff City Hwy. Bristol. For more information contact Kaleo Wheeler (423) 202-3862

Wolf Hills Fan Club is a gathering for seniors, 60 plus, with a Free lunch, starting at 10am at Abingdon Senior Center. For information, please contact (276) 628-5859.

Tuesday Morning Breakfast Club starts at 9:00am on the 1st, 2nd and 4th Tuesday of every month. Breakfast, fellowship, and so much more at the Abingdon Senior Center, 300 Senior Dr. Abingdon, VA. For information, please contact (276) 628-5859.

The Quilting Club meets every Tuesday at 9:30am at the Abingdon Senior Center. You can learn, work on existing projects, or help with a community project. For information, please contact (276) 628-5859.

K"F'+382-0+7+3&'28,0+-.'8-27'&*+'"-+"'-+0+3&#$'2-;"31N+?'"'A-"&+-3"#'`-?+-'28'J2#10+'K2?;+'6".+?'13'@-F13)'Hp4'H*+'3"7+'28'&*+'K2?;+'is Tennessee Unaka Lodge #93. The Fraternal Order of Police started in Pittsburgh, PA in 1915 with 23 members. Today the organization has over 2100 Lodges with 325,000 members. Unaka Lodge is the newest lodge in Tennessee and was started by Dan Moeser, an 18 year D+&+-"3'28'&*+'p"&123"#'A`J'2-;"31N"&123'"3?'"'-+&1-+?'8+?+-"#'#"F'+382-0+7+3&'28,0+-4'G+'*".'"#.2'F2->+?'f'$+"-.'F1&*'&*+'h31021'S2%3&$'!*+-188:.'`8,0+4'R3'(==l'B2+.+-'"#.2'.&"-&+?'"'#20"#'S*"/&+-'28'&*+'e#%+'s31;*&.'B2&2-0$0#+'K"F'@382-0+7+3&'S#%6'F*10*'1.'027/-1.+?'28'"0&1D+'"3?'-+&1-+?'#"F'+382-0+7+3&'28,0+-.'F*2'2F3'"3?'-1?+'"'72&2-0$0#+4'H*"&'0#%6'/-+.+3&#$'*".'2D+-'fP'7+76+-.4'H*+'A`J'2-;"31N"&123'*".'"'B1..123'!&"&+7+3&'F*10*'13'/"-&'+302%-";+.'8-"&+-3"#)'+?%0"&123"#)'0*"-1&"6#+'"3?'.201"#'"0&1D1&1+.'"723;'#"F'+382-0+7+3&'28,0+-.4'R&'.&-1D+.'&2'0%#&1D"&+'"'./1-1&'28'7%&%"#'*+#/8%#3+..'"723;'7+76+-.'"3?'&*+'/+2/#+'&*+$'.+-D+'F1&*'"';2"#'&2'130-+".+'&*+'+8,01+30$'28'&*+'#"F'+382-0+7+3&'/-28+..123'"3?'+.&"6#1.*'&*+'023,?+30+'28'&*+'/%6#10'13'&*+'.+-D10+'?+?10"&+?'&2'&*+'/-2&+0&123'28'#18+'"3?'/-2/+-&$4'B+76+--.*1/'13'&*+'h3">"'K2?;+'1.'2/+3'&2'"##'0+-&1,+?'8%##'&17+'#"F'+382-0+7+3&'28,0+-.'"3?'&*2.+'-+&1-+?'8-27'8%##'&17+'#"F'+382-0+7+3&'?%&1+.)'regardless of where they work or have worked in the past. Presently the Lodge has 20 members and applications are being processed for additional members. Meetings are held at the Erwin police department on the fourth Thursday of the month. Anyone interested in joining the Unaka Lodge may contact Dan Moeser at 423-232-8825.

More information about the National and TN State FOP is available at www.tnstatefop.com.The General William Campbell chapter of the b1-;131"'!201+&$'28'&*+'!23.'28'&*+'57+-10"3'9+D2#%&123'7++&.'23'"#&+-3"&13;'723&*.'"&'&*+'5613;?23'!+312-'S1&1N+3:.'S+3&+-'#20"&+?'"&'OPP'!+312-'C-1D+'g%.&'288'U*1&+:.'B1##'92"?4'H*+'7++&13;.'6+;13'"&'((_OP'23'&*+'&*1-?'!"&%-?"$'28'5/-)'L%3)'5%;)'`0&)'"3?'C+04'J-2;-"7.'are presented primarily on historical subjects by interesting and informed guest speakers. Interested men are invited along with their friends &2'D1.1&' "3?'+V/#2-+'7+76+-.*1/' 13' &*1.'2-;"31N"&123'F*10*' 1.'?+?10"&+?' &2'/-272&13;'+?%0"&123'28'57+-10":.'G+-1&";+'"3?' &*+'D"#%+.'esteemed by the founding fathers of our Nation. For further information please contact Joe Alexander at 276-494-6079 or [email protected], or Jack Butterworth at [email protected] 423-652-2240, or Sydney Wike at 423-878-3474 or [email protected]

5'723&*#$'F27+3:.'01-0#+)'Zth Wednesday of the month at 7p.m.. Come together, share stories and discover commonality with other women. H*1.'S1-0#+'28'U27+3:.'b210+.';1D+.'F27+3'&*+'2//2-&%31&$'&2'027+'&2;+&*+-'13'0277%31&$'&2'*+#/',3?'2%-'.&-+3;&*)'13?+/+3?+30+)'.+#8Testeem, and satisfaction with ourselves and who we are. Through talk story, informal and interactive dialogue, we rediscover our own stories and realize our commonality. For more information contact Kaleo Wheeler (423) 926-1648 or www.kaleowheeler.com

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New Moon Gatherings. As the moon regularly moves through its phases and the year moves through the seasons, so human life has cycles and phases. This is an oppor-tunity to come together in sacred space and celebration to experience the lunar cycle in action – setting our intentions for what we choose to create during this particular month and phase. For more information contact Kaleo Wheeler (423) 926-1648 or www.kaleowheeler.com

Ex-Pats of Great Britain and Ireland are meeting the 1st Saturday of each month from 6:30-7p.m. at The Celtic Cupboard in Jonesborough. Come and meet others from your homeland. Refreshments served. Call (423) 948-9076 for more information.

H*+'p+F027+-.'S#%6'28's13;./2-&'1.'"'F27+3:.'0#%6'&*"&'/-2D1?+.'"'8%3)'8-1+3?#$)'1382-7"#'D+3%+'82-'62&*'0%--+3&'-+.1?+3&.'"3?'3+F'-+.1?+3&.'&2';"&*+-'82-'.201"#'"0&1D1-ties and to meet others in the community. Meetings of the Newcomers Club of Kingsport are generally held on the 2nd Tuesday of each month, Sept. through May, at the MeadowView Marriot Resort and Convention Center, 1901 MeadowView Dr. Kingsport at 11:00am. The meetings will feature a social half hour, a cold buffet lunch for $11, a guest speaker, and discussion of events and activities in the great Kingsport area. Log onto www.newcomersclubofkingsport.com for more details.

H*+'HF13'S1&$'J*2&2'S#%6'28'e-1.&2#'023?%0&.'&*+1-'723&*#$'7++&13;'23'&*+',-.&'H%+.?"$'28'+"0*'723&*'"&'&*+'7++&13;'-227'28'e-1.&2#'S*"76+-'28'S277+-0+)'02-3+-'28'State and Volunteer/Commonwealth streets. Anyone interested in photography at any skill level is welcome to attend the meetings. TCPC has a monthly “Photo Safari” for location photography and are organizing the inaugural Rhythm & Roots Photography Contest. For more information, please call (423) 946-4132

Same-Sex Fellowship is an alliance of men 30 and older. This is a newly formed group which will engage in bi-monthly social activities with emphasis on strengthening a social support system. For more information email Shayne at [email protected]

Friends of Nature. We are now looking for new members to come join us in promoting both parks and nature programs. Meetings are held every 3rd Tuesday each month "&'U13;'C++-'J"->4'J#+".+'g213'%.'13'&*+'62"-?-227)'6+*13?'&*+'7"13'28,0+'"&'^/4744'R8'$2%'*"D+'"3$'W%+.&123.)'023&"0&'e-"?'L23+.'"&'YZ[O\'[lOTfl[('2-'+7"1#'0*gF?/[ujohnsoncitytn.org

The Happy Hillbillies Volkswagen Club, a newly formed club for all VW enthusiasts in the Tri Cities area, are meeting each second Saturday of the month to caravan to a local eatery and discuss events for Volkswagens. We welcome anyone who would like to come meet with us, learn more about our club and fellowship. Call for meeting places and times or for more information at (423) 743-0341 or (423) 735-2577.

`D+-72%3&"13'!"7:.'0#%6'0"7/.'230+'"'723&*'"3?'1.'#22>13;'82-'3+F'7+76+-.4'U+'+3g2$'&*+'2%&?22-.)',.*13;)'022>2%&.)'&-"D+#13;'"3?'7++&13;'8+##2F'0"7/+-.4'S23&"0&'Ron Hughes at (423) 928-1919 or John Williams at (423) 422-6287 for further information

Center for Light and Healing invites you to attend their “Opening to the Miracles” Natural Healing Group from 12 to 6 p.m. on the 1st and 3rd Sundays of each month, except on holidays. Join us for a wonderful afternoon of meditation, healing, enlightenment, and fellowship! When healers come together with the same intent, our collective energy is increased manifold. We are delighted to have more than two dozen healers from our area working together, and the healing energy of our group is simply amazing! Group healing is a powerful way to manifest miracles! If you are an experienced healer or simply have an interest in healing yourself or others, join us as we open to the miracles! We meet at the Round Table Conference Center, 1104 Tusculum Blvd., in Greenville, on a love-offering basis. For further details on our group, services, or other activities sponsored by the Center for Light and Healing, visit our website at www.centerforlightandhealing.com or call (423) 638-2461.

e+"D+-'S-++>'!&2-$&+##13;'32F'7++&.'"&'L"D"'L:.'&*+'O-?'H*%-.?"$'28'+"0*'723&*'"&'^_OP'/474'F1&*'.&2-$&+##13;'/-2;-"7'"&'<_OP'/474'S23&"0&'B171'920>F+##'"&'Y[<^\'669-8358 or [email protected]

U13+'K2D+-.'13'&*+'H-1TS1&1+.'"-+"4'H*+'H-1TU13+'e%30*)'"'323T/-2,&';-2%/'28'8-1+3?#$'82#>.'F*2'.*"-+'&*+'#2D+'28'F13+)'822?)'"3?';22?'8-1+3?.'1.'*+"?13;'13&2'1&.'̂ th year. Wine tastings, wine dinners, charitable events with wine and food themes are regularly held in the Johnson City area. Please visit our website, click on the buttons and become more familiar with us, and if you are interested in attending our events, just send an email to the address given on the website. www.sites.google.com/site/triwinebunch

“The ARC, Alternate Realities Center”, is a internationally recognized research and membership organization dedicated to the philosophical and scientifc study of /"-"32-7"#'/*+327+3"'130#%?13;'M*2.&.'"3?'G"%3&+?'J#"0+.)'e1;822&)'hA`.'T'2-'h31?+3&1,+?'A#$13;'`6g+0&.)'5#1+3'56?%0&123)'J.$0*10'561#1&1+.'".'F+##'".'*2F'&*+.+'+V&-"2-?13"-$'+V/+-1+30+.'"88+0&'&*+'*%7"3'/.$0*+4'H*+'59S'.&"88'28'S+-&1,+?'M*2.&'G%3&+-.'/+-82-7'/"-"32-7"#'13D+.&1;"&123.'28'*1.&2-10'.&-%0&%-+.'82-'&*+'#+D+#.'28'spiritual presence. We offer monthly special interest group meetings to discuss personal experiences and hear about those of others. Local meeting times and locations may vary. In addition, through our public awareness tour company - Appalachian GhostWalks - we offer guided haunted history tours of the Historic Districts throughout our region and these operate nightly, year round. Our tours showcase the rich history and heritage of the Appalachian Mountains dating back to the Cherokee occupation 28'&*+'"-+"'&*-2%;*'&*+'A-23&1+-)'9+D2#%&123"-$)'"3?'S1D1#'U"-'+-".'28'2%-'/".&4'H+3'/+-0+3&'28'2%-'"33%"#'/-2,&.';2'&2'.%//2-&'!"13&'L%?+:.'S*1#?-+3:.'9+.+"-0*'G2./1&"#4'Please visit our website at www.AppalachianGhostWalks.com for more information, or call (423) 743-WALK (9255) to schedule one of our haunted historic walking tours, or attend one of our local monthly group meetings.

The Moms Club of Bristol TN/VA Chapter Moms offering moms support. Are you a stay-at-home mom or just new to the area? Come on and join the fun and meet other 727.'g%.&'#1>+'$2%'T'/#"$;-2%/.)'/"->'?"$.)',+#?'&-1/.)'0277%31&$'.+-D10+'"3?'.201"#'B`B!'31;*&'2%&'"-+'.27+'28'&*+'+D+3&.'F+'?2'723&*#$4'A2-'72-+'1382'0"##'B"-$'Johnson at (423) 391-8818 or Veronica Hurley at (423) 383-5473

H*+'H-1TS1&1+.'B1"&"'S#%6'7++&.'&*+',-.&'H%+.?"$'28'+"0*'723&*'"&'̂ _OP/474)'"#&+-3"&13;'6+&F++3'9$"3:.'!&+">*2%.+'13'L2*3.23'S1&$'"3?'H*+'M2#?+3'S2--"#'13's13;./2-&)'TN. Club drives take place the third Saturday of each month. Check www.tri-citiesmiataclub.com for details.

The Kingsport Gems and Minerals Society meets the third Monday of each month at 7 p.m. Normally, the meeting place is in the Eastman Toy F. Reid Employee Center, -227'[(=4'!27+'7++&13;.'F1##'6+'13'7+76+-:.'*27+.'&2'.++'&*+1-'02##+0&123.4'!*2F'"3?'H+##'F1##'6+;13'"&'^_OP/474'82##2F+?'6$'"'.+713"-4'e-13;'&*13;.'$2%'F"3&'&2'show off or get help identifying. If you are interested in gems and minerals, come join us! Visitors are always welcome at our meetings. Contact Jim or Anne Small at (423) 357-1509 for more information.

H*+'R-1.'S*"/&+-'28'&*+'57+-10"3'e%.13+..'U27+3:.'5..201"&123'7++&.'&*+'.+023?'H%+.?"$'28'+D+-$'723&*'"&'f_OP/4744'B++&13;.'"-+'%.%"##$'*+#?'"&'J++-#+..'9+.&"%-"3&)'2531 N. Roan St. Johnson City. ABWA offers great networking opportunities for professional businesswomen. Come join us for friendship and community involvement. A2-'72-+'1382-7"&123)'/#+".+'0"##'e"-6"-"'e"-,+#?'YZ[O\'l=fT(<[^

The Newcomers Club of Johnson City meets at The Johnson City Country Club, 1901 E. Unaka Ave. on the third Thursday of every month. Social time begins at 10:30 a.m., and business meeting at 11 a.m. A buffet lunch, at the cost of just $14 all-inclusive, will follow. For luncheon reservations, please contact Bonnie Tuttle at (423) 477-3646. If you are interested in joining The Newcomers Club, contact Benita Turner at (423) 283-7217 or (423) 202-1679.

Women Social Group meets every Thursday at Hibbert Davis Coffee Gallery at 9:30 a.m. 1459 E. Center St. Kingsport. (423) 245-0443. Women, come and join us and learn to play mahjongg.

b2#%3&"-$'!17/#101&$';-2%/'7++&.'&*+',-.&'"3?'&*1-?'U+?3+.?"$'28'+"0*'723&*'"&'<'/474'"&'&*+'G2#.&23'b"##+$'h31&"-1"3'h31D+-."#1.&'S*%-0*)'#20"&+?'"&'(O^'e26'L26+'Rd. in Gray. The purpose of the group is to motivate individuals to examine and transform personal values and habits, to accept responsibility for the Earth, and to act on that commitment. For directions or more info, call (423) 349-6119 or email [email protected]

H+33+..++'91;*&'H2'K18+'1.'&*+'.&"&+:.'2#?+.&'"3?'#"-;+.&'/-2T#18+'"?D20"0$'2-;"31N"&1234'U+'"-+'"'323T/-2,&)'323T.+0&"-1"3)'D2#%3&++-T6".+?'2-;"31N"&123'"8,#1"&+?'F1&*'the National Right to Life Committee in Washington, D.C. Local chapter serves all counties of Northeast Tennessee. Tennessee Right To Life is an advocate for protec-tion of human life through educational outreach, protective legislation and the develop.m.ent of an active grassroots movement statewide. Members of Tennessee Right H2'K18+'"..1.&'13'/-2D1?13;'?1-+0&'"3?'&"3;16#+'-+.2%-0+.'&2'F27+3'"3?'8"71#1+.'8"013;'?18,0%#&$'2-'%3+V/+0&+?'/-+;3"301+.4'A2-'72-+'1382-7"&123'23'F*"&'$2%'0"3'?2'to participate or to attend our meetings call (423) 282-9621.

K+.618-1+3?._'"';-+"&';-2%/'28'F27+3)'ZPv'$+"-.)'F*2';+&'&2;+&*+-'82-'D"-12%.'+D+3&.)'130#%?13;'/"-&1+.)'?133+-.)'*1>13;)'"&D13;)'>"$">13;)';"7+.)';2#,3;)'"3?'g%.&'*"3;13;'out. Come join the laughter, fun and support. Call (423) 753-4364 and ask for Carol.

For Love of Words, a writers group meets the third Thursday of each month at Hibbert-Davis Coffee Gallery, 1459 E. Center St. Kingsport at 6 p.m. Anyone interested

in writing is welcome to attend. For more information call Donna (423) 245-4711.

Sullivan County Genealogical Society meets on the third Thursday of the month at 7 p.m. at the Sullivan County Archives beside the courthouse in Blountville. Those researching ancestors from any area are welcome. Call (423) 323-1477 or www.scgs-tn.org

SEEKING TRI-CITIES PARROTHEADS!! The Hillbilly Parrot Head Club of the Tri-Cities TN/VA invites all interested persons who would love to “Party With A Purpose” to join in on the fun each month. Meeting dates, events, and times are always subject to change. For up to date event/ meetings schedule, visit us online www.hillbillyphc.com OR email [email protected]. Our club supports several local charity & environmental causes while occasionally living the life that Jimmy Buffet sings about.”

State Line All Scalers Model Railroaders Club meets the second Saturday of every month. Please contact Richard Armstrong for locations and time, (423) 538-6578.

U5pC4'H-1TS1&1+.'S*"/&+-'32F'82-713;I'H-1TS1&1+.'U5pC'YU27+3:.'50&123'82-'p+F'C1-+0&123.\'1.'"'/"-&'28'a grassroots organization working to empower women to act politically to reduce militarism and violence, and to redirect excessive military resources toward human and environmental needs on both the local and national #+D+#.4'B++&13;.'"-+'*+#?'&*+',-.&'H*%-.?"$'28'+D+-$'723&*'"&'&*+'J-130+&23'5-&.'S+3&+-)'[f(^'`">#"3?'5D+'13'Johnson City. For information or directions, please call Wendy at (423) 926-5116.

What is Altrusa? It is an international organization of business & professional women and men who want to 7">+'"'?188+-+30+'13'&*+1-'0277%31&$4'U*1#+'1&'F".',-.&'2-;"31N+?'13'p".*D1##+'13'(=(<)'1&'1.'8"-'8-27'6+13;'"3'old fashioned ladies group.” The Johnson City club is involved with the Elizabethton Emergency Child Shelter, the International Students at ETSU, and scholarships for women improving their lives by returning to school "8&+-'6+13;'2%&'13'&*+'F2->'82-0+4'B++&13;.'"-+'*+#?'23'&*+',-.&'H%+.?"$'28'&*+'723&*'"&'^_OP'/474'A2-'8%-&*+-'information call Susan Miller at (423) 833-3449 or email [email protected]

Kingsport Bicycle Association has rides year round. Those interested in this social/touring club can call 239-4406 or link to www.kba.tripod.com.

Christian Motorcyclists Association. Rays of the Son meets the 1st'!"&%-?"$'28'&*+'723&*'"&'B"7":.'G2%.+'e%88+&)'2608 N. John B. Dennis Hwy, Kingsport (across from North Highschool). Guests welcome. Call (423) 239-4921.

e22>'9+D1+F'M-2%/'7++&.'8-27'p223T('/474'"&'&*+'U27+3:.'9+.2%-0+'S+3&+-)'J"3*+##+310'G"##)'6".+7+3&'.%1&+'2 (ETSU campus). Participants in this Book Review Group for women at ETSU discuss published works by and about women. Participants are welcome to bring their lunch. Regular meetings are planned for the third Wednesday 28'+"0*'723&*4'A2-'72-+'1382-7"&123)'0"##'&*+'U27+3:.'9+.2%-0+'S+3&+-)'YZ[O\'ZO=T<lZ<4

Tri-Cities Metaphysical Study Group meets each Thursday at Holston Valley Unitarian Church, Interstate 26, Eastern Star Exit #10, Gray, TN. TMSG is a group dedicated to love, peace and wisdom and provides a place to share information for those interested in new age sciences. For information call Peggy at (423) 477-3339.

The First Tennessee Regional Group of the Mustang Club of America meets the fourth Thursday of each month +V0#%?13;'p2D+76+-'"3?'C+0+76+-'"&'<'/474'"&'B"7":.'G2%.+'e%88+&)'[^Pl'p4'L2*3'e4'C+331.'GF$4's13;./2-&)'TN. Open to all Mustang enthusiasts. Call (423) 323-8345.

The Phoenix Group plastic modelers. Meetings held the 1st Thursday of each month in Bristol, TN at 7p.m. Modelers of all ages and abilities are encouraged to attend. Workshops available. For additional information, please contact Jerry Hughson at (423) 968-9699.

Mental HealthH+33+..++'!%101?+'J-+D+3&123'p+&F2->'7++&.'"&'(P_OP'"474'23' &*+'Z&*'H%+.?"$'28'+D+-$'723&*'"&'e223+:.'S-++>'S*-1.&1"3'S*%-0*)'OPf'e223+:.'S-++>'9?4'13'L2*3.23'S1&$4'H*+'3+&F2->'1.'"';-"..-22&.'02##"62-"&123'28'Tennesseans and organizations working to eliminate the stigma of suicide, educate the community about the warning signs of suicide, and ultimately reduce the rate of suicide in our state. For more information, contact Harold Leonard at (423) 857-5231.

p"&123"#'5##1"30+'23'B+3&"#'R##3+..'L2*3.23'S1&$'"8,#1"&+'7++&.'23'&*+'.+023?'H*%-.?"$'"&'<'/474'+"0*'723&*'at Harrison Christian Church, 2517 Browns Mill Rd. Johnson City. For information call (423) 282-0676 or (423) 543-4315.

Does it feel as if life is too much to handle? Do memories keep you locked in the past not letting you move 82-F"-?a'5-+'$2%'W%+.&12313;'$2%-'./1-1&%"#'6+#1+8.'F23?+-13;'g%.&'F*+-+'$2%',&'13a'G+"#13;'@3+-;1+.'0"3'"..1.&'$2%'13'-+?%013;'$2%-'.&-+..)'*+"#13;'/".&'+D+3&.)'"3?',3?13;'"3.F+-.'&2'$2%-'W%+.&123.4'J#+".+';1D+'%.'"'0"##'18'you want to change your life. (423) 257-3521.

YWCA girls after School Program. The YWCA girls after school program will meet after school, Monday through Friday from 2:30 ñ 6:30p.m..This program is designed to meet the individual needs of each girl to assist her in maintaining good grades in school, to increase her knowledge in technology and introduce her to potential career choices. The State of Tennessee Department of Education funds the YWCA girls after school program. Girls who participate in this new innovative program are selected through the Bristol Tennessee City Schools by referrals (only) from the School Counselors. Visit our [email protected] or for more information call for details @ (423) 968-9444.

H+33+..++'B+3&"#'G+"#&*'S23.%7+-.:'5..201"&123'YHBGS5\'1.'"'.&"&+F1?+'"?D20"0$'"3?'+?%0"&123'2-;"31N"&123'for mental health consumers. For more information please call toll free (888) 539-0393.

Problem solving. Learn how to solve problems in life and create success in daily living. Call (423) 246-3805 or (423) 246-5149.

The Depression/Bipolar Group of Bristol VA/TN meets each Fridays from 1-3 p.m. in the meeting room of the e-1.&2#'J%6#10'K16-"-$)'<P('M22?+'!&4'9227'[[';-2%3?'E22-4'R8'$2%'3++?'&2'"--1D+'#"&+-'&*"3'('/474)'2-'#+"D+'+"-#1+-'&*"&'O'/474)'&*"&:.'̀ s4'H*1.'1.'"'7++&13;'23#$'28'/+2/#+'.%88+-13;'8-27'&*+.+'1##3+..+.)'"3?'32&'82-'8"71#$'7+76+-.'2-'2&*+-.)'"#&*2%;*'"3$23+'7"$'7">+'"'-+8+--"#4'5##'3"7+.)'"3?'"3$'2&*+-'1382-7"&123)'"-+'>+/&'.&-10&#$'023,?+3&1"#4'

Attention high school and college students: Do you want to earn recognition towards scholarships, or build up $2%-'-+.%7+a'd2%'0"3)'".'"'S"-+'S27/"3123'2-'G2&#13+'U2->+-'"&'H*+'S-1.1.'S+3&+-4'e+'"'/"-&'28'"3'";+30$'&*"&:.'been helping neighbors for over 30 years. You can even volunteer from home! For more information contact Darlene at (276) 466-2218. The Crisis Center serves Northeast Tennessee and Southwest Virginia as well as several national hotlines. Be a part of our volunteer team!

J2.&'562-&123'U27+3:.'M-2%/4'A2-'F27+3'.&-%;;#13;'F1&*'"'/".&'"62-&1234'M-2%/'7++&.'F++>#$'"&'&*+'S-1.1.'

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J-+;3"30$'S+3&+-'"3?'/-2D1?+.'13T?+/&*'?1.0%..123)'./1-1&%"#'*+#/'"3?'.%//2-&4'!+-D10+.'"-+'8-++'"3?'023,?+3&1"#1&$'is respected. Group participants will decide day and time of meetings. For more information call (423) 968-4673.

CONTACT. Troubled? Need someone to talk to? Someone will listen and talk to you about any problem at all. S"##'S`pH5SH'023,?+3&1"#4'C1"#'YZ[O\'=[^TP(ZZ4

Adult Children of Alcoholics. Meets every Monday at 7:30 p.m. at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church on Princeton Rd. in JC. For more information call (423) 926-0144.

Grief counseling. By Medical Field professional. Modest fees for individuals by Parish Nurse (RN) Call (423) 753-6182.

MusicSinger for former show band needs musicians. Bass, Key Board, Guitar, Ect. To appear in up coming movie. Serious inquiries only. Contact. Earl 423-232-1938, 423-737-1162.

Female Back Up Singer Needed For Corporate Band. Must be able to singsoprano harmonies, move well on stage, have positive attitude, and beavailable for weekend gigs. For more info call (423)483-8001

M1-#.'b20"#.'3++?+?'82-'"';1-#.'6"3?4'p2'13.&-%7+3&.'3++?+?4'H2/'ZP:.'"3?'lPk.'.23;.4'J#+".+'023&"0&'YZ[O\'202-3208.

Experienced keyboard looking for funky drummer with good r & b and jazz chops. Needed immediately for bookings. Funk, jazz, disco, rock. Experienced keyboard looking for funky drummer with good r & b and jazz chops. Needed immediately for bookings. Funk, jazz, disco, rock apply to [email protected].

5//"#"0*1"3'@V/-+..'B+3:.'5'S"//+#"'S*2-%.4'H*+'5//"#"0*1"3'@V/-+..'B+3:.'5'0"//+##"'S*2-%.'7++&.'+"0*'Monday evening at 7:00 p.m. in Suite 203, Building 2002, at the Indian Path Medical Complex, Kingsport. Visitors and prospective members are welcome. Call 423-384-9992.

Seeking Male vocal talent for on-going studio session work located in Bristol, TN. We seek top notch Nashville calibre vocal talent, country, country cross-over a plus, but not limited to. Permanent, steady part time contract work for the right exceptionally talented individual. (423) 878-3535 e-mail: [email protected]

Nashville Label, looking for lead guitar player for artist. Contact (423) 534-3909.

Lead Guitarist looking to join/form band. Mix of classic and new rock and blues. Plenty of experience and equip.m.ent. Call Wayne at (423) 737-8724.

b"3?+-61#&'/+-82-7"30+'7"g2-'288+-13;'"882-?"6#+'E%&+'"3?'/1002#2'#+..23.'82-'&*+'.%77+-4'((v'$+"-.'28'+V/+-1-ence. Call (423) 341-1872.

Band in need of guitar player and keyboardist for local hot cover band with booked gigs. Must have experience, work ethic, good attitude, and be on time. Weeknight rehearsals and weekend gigs possible at any time. Call (423) 833-8178

A new Beginning Guitar class will start at Rose Center on Saturdays .The group class meets from 11 AM to 12 P.m. each Saturday for ten weeks. Beginning Guitar will cover all the basics to lead into any style of playing. Basic chords, strums, notation reading, and basic music reading will be taught as well as physical technique - how your hands work to play guitar. Craig Carroll is the instructor for this class. The fee is $50 for the 10-week course. Students must provide their own guitar and will purchase a chord chart and music book from the instructor at a cost under $15. Group size is limited to ten students. Call Rose Center at (423) 581-4330 or 586-6205 for more information or to pre register.

New Tri-Cities Contemporary Christian band is looking for a Guitarist and a Keyboardist. E-mail or call for more information. (423) 202-8416, [email protected].

Christian Musician available. Experienced with church music. I play piano, organ & direct church choirs. Call Susan at (423) 542-2911.

The Zonkers, a dynamic 4-piece group featuring sax, keyboards, Tropical rock, Buffet, classic saxophone rock, i#1762'-20>k4'iU+:-+'e23>+-.'82-'j23>+-.k'"D"1#"6#+'82-'"##'+D+3&.'62&*'02-/2-"&+'"3?'/-1D"&+4'S23&"0&'j"3+'Wooten at (423) -5554 or www.thezonkers.net

Keyboard Player available. 30+ years professional experience. I play all styles/good references. Call Bruce at (423) 323-9378

G"D+'"3'2/+3'31;*&'23'$2%-'+3&+-&"137+3&'0"#+3?"-a'C23:&'F2--$'"&'"##)'0"##'iU"1#:3'J+--$'!*2F4'H*+'#1D+'7%.10'specialist with the lowest rates! Free Audition/CD (276) 646-3680

The Civic Chorale is an auditioned volunteer choir drawing its members from throughout the Tri-Cities region. The choir offers a concert season featuring a variety of musical styles at area venues. Audition information, concert schedules, and repertoire listings can be found at www.thecivicchorale.org or contact the conductor, David Hendrickson at [email protected] or call (423) 247-1147.

Drummer – 40 years experience playing many styles-seeks R & B, Funk, Jazz type gig. Also do BG vocals and play congas/bongos. Call Bob at (423) 946-5294

G23>$'H23>'J1"32)'eOT.&$#+'>+$62"-?'/#"$+-'3++?+?'&2',##'&*+'82%-&*'./2&'28'"'3+F'#20"#'`-1;13"#c920>'6"3?4'Please, professional players only! Please call (423) 943-5552 for an audition and more information.

U1&*'"'D210+'#1>+'&*"&)'$2%'.*2%#?'6+'.13;13;I'!13;+-:.'p+&F2->'0233+0&.'.13;+-.'F1&*'+3.+76#+.'"3?'D+3%+.'82-'/+-82-7"30+4'B"?-1;"#.)'S#"..10'ZP:.'X'fP:.)'b20"#'L"NN)'S+#&10)'57+-10"3"'"3?'6+$23?'q'S+#+6-"&+'&*+'*%7"3'voice and the gift of song. (423) 542-9799 or [email protected]

Wanted: Lead Guitarist w/ experience to join working Rock-n-Roll cover band. Background vocals a plus. Contact J.R. at (423) 677-3702

Seeking Saxophonist and vocalist for Tri-Cities jazz ensemble. Call (423) 483-3243.

M#+33'e2?$'"3?'H*+'e#%+.'S-%N+-.)'"'&2/'32&0*'/-2'.&$#+?'6"3?'/#"$.'&*+'6+.&'28'fP:.)'^P:.)'B2&2F3'.2%#)'9'

& B, Jazz style, ‘70s funk, classic rock and original music for any event. We play for private parties, company parties, special events, nightclubs, car shows, reunions, country clubs, etc. Do you like good music ya, ya? Call (276) 782-1842

Up-to-date information about Drum circles in the Tri-Cities area is available online at www.FairyDrum.com or by emailing [email protected].

Need Keyboard Player for 4 to 6 person Jazz Band. Call Chuck McVey (423) 245-6932.

Violin Lessons - All ages and levels. 30 minute and 1 hour lessons available. Call 534-5359 for more information.

J1"32'K+..23.'q'e+;133+-'&2'"?%#&4'R3'$2%-'*27+'2-'713+4'R&:.'3+D+-'&22'#"&+'&2'#+"-34'S23&"0&'[email protected] for more information

Piano Lessons - beginner to intermediate. Free orientation. Contact David at (423) 538-4486.

A#%&+'J1002#2)'J+33$F*1.&#+'"3?'R-1.*'A#%&+'K+..23.4'e+;133+-.)'13&+-7+?1"&+)'"3?'"?D"30+?'/#"$+-.'F+#027+4'5#.2)'E%&+'-+/"1-'.+-D10+'"D"1#"6#+4'B"-&*"'54'@;"3)'&+"0*+-4'For information contact (423) 677-8909 or [email protected]

H*+'G1##.'"-+'5#1D+I'S*2-%.'28'!F++&'5?+#13+:.'R3&+-3"&123"#'7++&.'+"0*'H%+.?"$'8-27'<T=_OP/474'"&'&*+'S"-2#13"'J2&&+-$'`%&#+&'B"##)'!%1&+'[Z<)'#20"&+?'23'R3&+-.&"&+'Hwy 81 at Exit 66. New members are placed by voice range and trained in their particular parts. For more information contact: Jane McKamey at (423) 247-5465 or Jean Miller at (423) 926-5572.

ParentingParenting Classes, Wednesdays, 10 a.m.Develop.m.ental Services, Big Stone Gap, Va. Free parenting classes for parents and guardians of children age 5 and under are offered every Wednesday from 10 to Noon for parents in Lee, Scott, Wise counties and the City of Norton. Siblings are welcome to attend any class. Call to schedule at (276) 523-8376.

Parenting Wisely. Frontier Health is offering a program for parents of children ages (8-18), titled Parenting Wisely. There is no charge for this program. Pre-registration is encouraged. For more information, call Tracie Johnson or Amy Bledsoe at 1-888-443-1804.

Parents as Tender Healers. Children in foster care need adults willing to look out for their best interests and put them on the road to healing. Adults who think they may want to be foster parents can explore that option through “Parents As Tender Healers” (PATH), an intensive training program for prospective foster parents. Frontier Health, J#"3313;'C1.&-10&'`3+'e+*"D12-"#'G+"#&*'!+-D10+.'"3?'b5Kh@!'H*+-"/+%&10'A2.&+-'S"-+'./23.2-'&*1.'+D+3&4'H*+'/-2;-"7'1.'8-++n'/"-&101/"3&.:'13&+-+.&'F1##'?+&+-713+'location and time. For more information, call Jon Holmes at 1-888-443-1804.

J"-+3&.'U*2'S"-+)'B23?"$.)'='"474)'5??13;&23'G"##)'C%8,+#?)'b54Frontier Health and PD1 offers a program for parents of teen-agers in Lee, Scott and Wise counties and the city of Norton on Monday mornings from 9 to 10:30. There is no charge. Pre-registration is requested. 1-888-443-1804.

Attention Mothers of Preschoolers: MOPS is a program designed to help mothers with children from infancy to kindergarten be the best moms they can be through teaching, ?1.0%..123'"3?'0277%31&$'F*1#+'0*1#?-+3'"-+'0"-+?'82-'13'&*+'/"-"##+#'/-2;-"7'0"##+?'B`JJ@H!'82-'&*+'72-313;'7++&13;4'5613;?23'B`J!'F1##'7++&'&*+',-.&'U+?3+.?"$'morning of each month at Abingdon Bible Church, 9:15am to 12:15 p.m. MOPS offers two night meeting times: the third Monday night at 7 p.m. or the third Wednesday night at 6:45 p.m. Both night meetings will study the 5 Star Family Curriculum, which includes segments of Love, Fun, Loyalty, Faith and Growth. For more information on MOPS, call Christina Moore, MOPS Coordinator, (276) 356-8225.

MOMS club of Johnson City - Expecting Mom? New Mom? New in town? Just a mom that needs support? We have activities to keep you busy throughout the month .%0*'".'/#"$;-2%/.)'/"->'?"$.)'#%30*+23.)',+#?'&-1/.'"3?'727.'31;*&'2%&4'U+'"#.2'?2'.+-D10+'/-2g+0&.'&2'6+3+,&'2%-'0277%31&$4'S27+'23'"3?'g213'&*+'8%3'"3?'7++&'2&*+-'mothers just like you! For more information visit www.geocities.com/momsclubjohnsoncity or call Janice at (423) 753-3891.

Breastfeeding support and information. La Leche League meets every fourth Tuesday at 6 p.m. at the YWCA of Bristol; TN. Mothers-to-be and nursing mothers are all welcome. For further information, please contact Samantha at (423) 878-8359

Do you have room in your Heart and Home - for a child? Holston Home for Children has been serving children and families in East Tennessee and Southwest Virginia .130+'(l=f4'U+'"-+'0%--+3&#$'#22>13;'82-'13?1D1?%"#.'"3?'8"71#1+.'&2'6+027+'/"-&'28'&*1.'D1&"#'7131.&-$'&2'0*1#?-+3'"3?'$2%&*4'H2',3?'2%&'*2F'$2%'02%#?'2/+3'$2%-'*27+'to a child in need please call 1-800-628-2986 or visit our website at holstonhome.org

S*1#?-+3:.'S%#&%-"#'5-&.4'J-2D1?13;'/-1D"&+'.+..123.'13'.0%#/&%-13;)'?-"F13;)'/"13&13;'"3?',6+-.)'F*10*'8"01#1&"&+.'$2%-'0*1#?:.'"-&'F1&*'*1.&2-$'"3?'.01+30+4'H2';+3+-"&+'more interest, excitement and creativity, call for your appointment with Marty King at (423) 239-3104.

H-1TS1&1+.'HF13.'"3?'B2-+'S#%6)'"3'"8,#1"&+'28'&*+'p"&123"#'`-;"31N"&123'28'B2&*+-.'28'HF13.'S#%6.4'U+'288+-'.%//2-&'"3?'+?%0"&123'&2'72&*+-.'28'&F13.)'&-1/#+&.)'+&04'Meetings are every fourth Monday of each month at 7p.m. in the Cafeteria of the Johnson City Specialty Hospital, 203 E. Watauga Ave. Johnson City. For more informa-tion, call Jill at (423) 257-2177.

Religion!&4'L2*3:.'@/1.02/"#'S*%-0*'1.'.++>13;'.13;+-.'&2'"..1.&'2%-'0*21-'F1&*'&*+'S*-1.&7".'.+".234'A2-'72-+'1382-7"&123'023&"0&'s$#+'̀ .62-3+'"&'7%.10.&gu0*"-&+-13&+-3+&40274

Jonesborough Prayer Shawl Ministry meets the 1st Tuesday of each month at 2p.m. at Jonesborough Presbyterian Church. Contact Zel Hester at (423) 913-1214 for more information.

K1;*&'G2%.+'B131.&-1+.'28'&*+'H-1TS1&1+.)'R304'53'13?+/+3?+3&)'"#&+-3"&1D+'S*-1.&1"3'S277%31&$4'U+'F+#027+'5KK'28'M2?:.'/+2/#+I'U1&*'p`'+V0+/&123.I'!%3?"$'+D+313;'services at 7 p.m. 136 Bob Jobe Road, Gray, TN. (423) 913-2715

Young adults and college students are invited to the Upper Room CoffeeHouse, every Wednesday at 9 p.m. at First Assembly of God, 2213 Brandon Lane, Kingsport. For information please call (423) 247-1169

Musical Seeds Ministry is a faith-based ministry promoting Unity in the body of Christ. We encourage people to discover their gifts and talents and use them for the s13;?27'28'G+"D+34'U+'"-+'"#.2'+.&"6#1.*13;'"'h31&$'m%+.&'q'"';"&*+-13;'28'M2?:.'/+2/#+4'A2-'72-+'1382-7"&123'/#+".+'0"##'926+-&'"3?'!%."3'G"F>13.'"&'YZ[O\'fZ[T[=((4

Looking for like-minded people who believe in Protecting the Earth, Elimination of prejudice, Equality of men and women. There are spiritual solutions of economic /-26#+7.4'S*+0>'2%-'F+6'.1&+'"&'FFF46"*"142-;'2-'0"##'YZ[O\'[O[T^[fZ4'M1D+'%.'"'0"##'"3?'#+&:.';+&'&2;+&*+-4

St. Anne Catholic Church invites anyone who is interested in learning about the Catholic Church, is Catholic but no longer attends Mass, is curious about what Catholics really believe, to come talk with us on Wednesday evenings at 7 p.m. in the Parish Library. St. Anne Catholic Church is located at 350 Euclid Ave. Bristol, VA. For directions &2'!&4'533+:.'2-'82-'72-+'1382-7"&123)'0"##'L17'd+30*"'"&'Y[<^\'^^=Tl[PP'+V&4'[O'2-'+7"1#'L17'"&'g/$u.&"33+.T6-1.&2#42-;4'U+:-+'*+-+'&2'#1.&+3'"3?'"3.F+-'$2%-'W%+.&123.4

Trinity Baptist Church is offering a scrapbooking Bible Study titled “Fruits of the Spirit.” Participants will enjoy 10 weeks of a two-hour class, which incorporates a bible study devotion with the hobby of scrapbooking. Each class member will complete a 20-page album. The class is open to novice as well as experienced scrapbookers. Classes will meet on Saturdays from 10am until noon. There is a $16 fee for the class book and some supplies will be necessary. Please call (423) 753-4394 for more information or to register.

The Oasis Church has moved to 1109 Old Gray Station Rd., Gray, TN. And is meeting Sunday mornings at 10:30 a.m. and Wednesday nights at 7 p.m. Are you dried up 8-27'62-13;)'/213&#+..'.+-723.)'."?)'#18+#+..'7%.10)'02#?'%3#2D13;'/+2/#+'"3?'/2F+-#+..'.+-D10+.a'U+##)'027+'&2'&*+'`".1.'"3?';+&'"'?-13>'28'&*+'K1D13;'U"&+-I'R&:.'8%##'28'#18+)'#2D+)'/2F+-)'%/#18&13;'7%.10)'"3?'13.&-%0&123.'82-'#1D13;4'd2%:##',3?'.27+&*13;'82-'+D+-$'7+76+-'28'$2%-'8"71#$4'A2-'72-+'1382-7"&123'0"##'YZ[O\'[=[TZ<[l'&2'&"#>'F1&*'J".&2-'H23$'B"-.*"##4'U+'"-+'"8,#1"&+?'F1&*'&*+'5..+76#1+.'28'M2?4

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H-131&$'s1?'@V/-+..)'&*+'0*1#?-+3:.'7131.&-$'?1D1.123'28'H-131&$'e"/&1.&'S*%-0*)'"332%30+.'&*+'-+&%-3'28'&*+'C"%;*&+-.'28'&*+'s13;'0#"..4'H*1.'0#"..'1.'82-'$2%'#"?1+.'";+.'10, 11 and 12. The group meets every Monday from 3:30-5 at the church to learn about beauty tips, fashion tips, etiquette, and more. They also study what the Bible teaches about Godly beauty. Crafts and visiting consultants are also included in the curriculum. Interested young ladies should call (423) 753-4394 for more information. Transportation may be available to those who need it.

Unity Church of the Tri-Cities – A “Spiritual Home” where ALL ARE TRULY WELCOME! Please come see us at 703 S. Roan St. in Johnson City. Warm, loving people, great music, great messages, and None of the guilt! Sunday church service start at 10:30am, adult and children Sunday school. A Course in Miracles class Wednesday nights at 7p.m.. Rev. Sharon Davidson, Minister. Call (423) 975-9159 for more information.

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L2*3.23'S1&$'!+312-:.'S+3&+-'.+-D+.'"##'"?%#&.'ff'"3?'2D+-4'H*+'S+3&+-'*2.&.'0"-?';-2%/.)'027/%&+-'0#"..+.)'"'D"-1+?'./2-&.'/-2;-"7)'"-&'0#"..+.)'-+;%#"-'*+"#&*'.0-++313;.'and much more to keep you active and healthy. Please call (423) 434-6237 for more information.

H*+'s13;./2-&'!+312-'S+3&+-'288+-.'"'D"-1+&$'28'+V+-01.+'0#"..+.'82-'"##',&3+..'#+D+#.4'B23?"$'q'A-1?"$)'130#%?13;'"+-2610.)'.&-+3;&*'&-"1313;)'$2;")'J1#"&+.)'?"30+'"3?'stretching using resistance bands. Call (423) 392-8400 for more information.

s13;./2-&'!+312-'S+3&+-4'H*+'-+.2%-0+'82-'.+312-'.+-D10+'1382-7"&123'"3?'-+0-+"&123I'`/+3'&2'"##'"?%#&.'fP'"3?'2D+-4'H*+'S+3&+-'288+-.'2D+-'[P'+V+-01.+c,&3+..'0#"..+.)'as well as computer, art, basket and woodcarving classes, a fully operational woodshop and clay studio, weekly jam session for area musicians, plus much more. City residents pay $15. per year and county pays $60. For additional information call (423) 392-8400.

Omnbudsman Program. Volunteer to assist residents of long-term care facilities by mediating and resolving concerns and problems. Training is required and provided. For more information call (423) 246-1650.

SportsK1&&#+'S1&$'92##+-'M1-#.'1.'"3'"##'8+7"#+'E"&'&-"0>'-2##+-'?+-6$'&+"7'13'&*+'H-1TS1&1+.'"-+"4'S%--+3&#$'-+0-%1&13;'8+7"#+.'(l'$+"-.'28'";+'"3?'%/4'U+'*2#?'/-"0&10+'23'U+?4'from 7-9p.m. and Sundays from 12-2p.m.. Practice is located at the Johnson City Family Skate Center located at the corner of Watauga & State of Franklin. For more information visit our website at www.littlecityrollergirls.com.

The Barracuda Swim Club is multi-level youth swim team for children ages 7 through high school. New swimmers are always welcome. We have practice locations for Johnson City and Kingsport. A free trial can be arranged with the coach. For more information call (423) 833-5595 (Johnson City) or (504) 231-9941 (Kingsport), or check us out at www.BarracudaSwimClub.org

The Kingsport Judo Club will be offering free Judo classes to girls who are of 8-9 years of age. For more information call Mr. Collier at (423) 288-6862. Visit us online at www.kingsportjudo.com. We are located at 2305 Ft. Henry Dr. Kingsport.

Pickleball, Thursday evenings, 7-9 p.m. at Munsey Memorial UMC (Christian Life Center); Roan/Water St. entrance. Call (423) 461-8070 ext. 213 for more information.

H*+'5//"#"0*1"3'U*1&+&"1#'5..201"&123'1.'"'.&"&+'0*"-&+-+?'323T/-2,&'2-;"31N"&123'&*"&'1.'288+-+?'&2'"##'./2-&.7"3'"3?'&*+1-'8"71#1+.4'H*+'5//"#"0*1"3'U*1&+&"1#'5..201"&123'focuses on 3 main issues. Preservation of the Whitetail Deer as a species. Preservation of quality habitat for all wildlife. And preserving the heritage of Whitetail Deer *%3&13;'13'&*+'5//"#"0*1"3'-+;123'"3?'6+$23?4'B23&*#$'7++&13;.'"-+'*+#?'23'&*+'O-?'H%+.?"$'28'+"0*'723&*'.&"-&13;'"&'<'J474'13's13;./2-&'"&'B"7":.'G2%.+'e%88+&)'2608 N. John B Dennis Hwy. For more information on other locations, call (423) 247-6249.

S*+-2>++'92?'X'M%3'S#%6)'"'A"71#$'`-1+3&+?'`-;"31N"&123)'7++&.'23'&*+',-.&'H*%-.?"$'31;*&'28'+"0*'723&*'"&'<'/474'"&'&*+'S#%6*2%.+'23'9+.+-D21-'92"?4'S*+-2>++'288+-.'/-"0&10+'-"3;+.'82-'J1.&2#)'91E+)'5-0*+-$)'H-"/'X'!>++&'13'"??1&123'&2'0#"..+.'"//-2/-1"&+'82-'"##'";+.4'S"##'YZ[O\'[Z<T^[Z='2-'D1.1&'FFF40*+-2>++-2?"3?;%30#%640274'

The Mountain Empire Tennis Association (META) is forming junior and adult social and competitive leagues. Membership is $10 for juniors, $15 for adults and $20 for families. Visit us on the web at www.meta-web.org or call (423) 282-4727 for info.

The East Tennessee State University Cycling Club meets regularly on Wednesdays at 4:30 p.m. and Sundays at 1:30 p.m. at the dual slalom course at ETSU, gathering in the same area where the challenge will be held. Area cyclists with any level of experience and any bike, including mountain, road, BMX, trials or any other type are invited to ride with the group. For further information contact McIntyre at (423) 433-2294. 3-01

Co-ed Ultimate Frisbee with the Tri-City Ultimate Club. For information, please visit www.tricity-ultimate.tripod.com or call (423) 929-1446.

Christian Bass Anglers Association. Meets the second Monday of every month at the Blountville Court House in the upstairs courtroom. Meeting begins promptly at 7 p.m. All are invited to attend. For more information call (423) 246-7764.

Come join us for some fun! The East TN Mashers Ski club does more than just ski. We are a year round club engaged in a variety of activities for socialization, friendship, and charitable cause. Visit us at our website for the latest event/meetings schedule at etmn.net. For more information, email [email protected] or call Barb at (276) 275-3061.

The Senior Basketball league for adults 55+ will be held on Mondays with practice starting at 7 p.m. at the Slater Community Center gym. Fred Overbay is the coordina-tor. Call the Bristol Tennessee Leisure Services at (423) 764-4023 for more information.

Kingsport Bicycle Association has rides year round. All adult riders are welcome to this social / touring club. Call (423) 239-4406 or link to www.kba.tripod.com

Support Groupsd2%'?23:&'*"D+'&2'F"1&'82-'"3'2D+-?2.+'2-'g"1#'.+3&+30+'&2';+&'*+#/'8-27'p454'R&'1.'/2..16#+'&2'2D+-027+'&*+'?+.1-+'&2'%.+'?-%;.'F1&*'&*+'*+#/'28'&*+'HF+#D+'!&+/'J-2;-"7'of Narcotics Anonymous and the fellowship of recovering addicts. For more information call (866) 360-4929 or mana-e-tn.org

Support Group for Individuals Experiencing Divorce. This support group is for anyone in the Tri-Cities area who has experienced divorce and/or the challenges of co-parenting. For more information please contact Diana Puckett, BSW at (423) 737-4695 or (423) 952-2612.

OA – Overeaters Anonymous – A 12 step program for those with food problems, meets every Thursday at 7:30pp.m. at First Church of God in Bristol. Corner of E. State and Georgia Ave. For more information contact Christy at (423) 383-3541.

MidSouth Lupus Support Group meets the 2nd Tuesday of each month at WellCare, Ft. Henry Mall/Kingsport Town Center, 2101 Ft. Henry Dr. Kingsport at 5p.m., light refreshments provided. For further information contact the Lupus Foundation of America, Mid-South Chapter. www.lupusmidsouth.org, or (877) 865-8787. Email: [email protected]. Volunteers are needed!!!

A new meeting of the peer group BRIDGES (Building Recovery and Individual Dreams and Goals through Education and Support) will begin at 7p.m., at Wesley UMC, Room 107 every third Tuesday of each month. BRIDGES is a self-help program, facilitated to provide a safe atmosphere of respect, honesty and encouragement for /+-.23.'7"3";13;'7+3&"#'1##3+..c+72&123"#'023E10&4'A2-'72-+'1382-7"&123)'0"##'L+33$'927"3'"&'Yl^f\'f==TPZl(4

Do you know someone who/you had an abortion? If you are experiencing symptoms of Post-Abortion Syndrome, there is hope for healing and reconciliation. If you "-+'-+"?$'&2'?+"#'F1&*'$2%-'"62-&123)'"'W%"#1,+?'#"$'02%3.+#2-'0"3'*+#/'$2%'&*-2%;*'&*+'.&+/.'28'*+"#13;4'H*+'J5S@'YJ2.&'562-&123'S2%3.+#13;'"3?'@?%0"&123\'/-2;-"7'ministers to women who have been victimized by abortion, and is designed to lead them through the healing process of God forgiveness and love. PACE is a 12-week

course offered by Pregnancy Resources, Inc. PACE allows a women the openness and encouragement she needs to work the healing process. The PACE groups are lead by trained volunteers, many of whom have experienced an abortion themselves. If you want more information on PACE for yourself or a friend, please call Elaine Wallen at (423) 276-9070.

M-1+8!*"-+'1.'"'8-1+3?#$)'0"-13;';-2%/'28'/+2/#+'F*2'F1##'F"#>'"#23;.1?+'$2%'&*-2%;*'23+'28'#18+:.'72.&'?18,0%#&'+V/+-1+30+.)' &*+'?+"&*'28'"' #2D+?'23+4'd2%'?23:&'*"D+' &2';2' &*-2%;*'&*+';-1+D13;'/-20+..'"#23+4'M-1+8!*"-+'.%//2-&';-2%/.'"-+'#+?'6$'/+2/#+'F*2'%3?+-.&"3?'F*"&'$2%'"-+';213;'&*-2%;*'"3?'F"3&'&2'*+#/4'd2%:##';"13'access to valuable GriefShare resources to help you recover from your loss and look forward to rebuilding your life. We meet weekly on Monday nights at 7p.m. in Room 205 at Celebration Church, 427 Shipley Ferry Rd, Blountville. There is a registration fee of $12, which includes the workbook. Pre registration is requested and 0"3'6+'?23+'"&'&*+'U+#027+'S+3&+-'2-'6$'0"##13;'&*+'0*%-0*'28,0+'"&'YZ[O\'O[OTO=^='"3?'#+"D13;'"'7+..";+4'A2-'more information check out thecelebrationchurch1.org or visit www.griefshare.com

Wee Remember Support Group, Every Quarter, 7 p.m. Wellmont Lonesome Pine Hospital, Big Stone Gap. A parent support group for families who have experienced the death of a baby is held every quarter. Call (276) 423-8641 for next meeting date.

Wise County Suicide Prevention, 10 a.m. Wise Trinity United Methodist Church TBA. The coalition formed to raise awareness and to determine available resources in the Wise County community for suicide survivors. Anyone interested in helping support this cause, please contact Jean Layell at (276) 328-6825.

SAFE House Domestic Violence Support Group. Weekly in KingsportFor information on the location and time of meetings, please call 246-2273.

SAMSON Support Group. Mondays, 7 p.m. His Ministries, 407 Wood Ave., Big Stone Gap.SAMSON Support Group for people with addictions meets weekly on Mondays. SAMSON, or Steps and More Strength Overcoming Narcotics, helps individuals face everyday life situations, overcome their addictions and create purpose through a step process, education, life skills training and most important, unconditional love. Call (276) 523-7447, for more information

Scott County Suicide Prevention Coalition. 3:45. Addington Hall. The coalition is working to raise awareness 23'&*+'1..%+'28'.%101?+'"3?'&2',3?'2%&'72-+'"62%&'"D"1#"6#+'-+.2%-0+.'13'&*+'!02&&'S2%3&$'0277%31&$'82-'.%101?+'survivors. Anyone interested in helping support this cause or wishing to attend meetings, please contact Amy Bledsoe at (276) 431-4370.

Southwest Virginia Regional Suicide Prevention Coalition, 11 a.m., Develop.m.ental Services, Big Stone Gap. The regional coalition is working to coordinate suicide prevention efforts in local communities. For more information on upcoming meetings, contact Ken Taylor at (276) 523-8300.

Survivors of Suicide Support Group – Virginia, 1st, 3rd Monday, 6 p.m. Lee Regional Medical Center. A support group for Survivors of Suicide is being held every 1st and 3rd Monday of each month beginning at 6 p.m. The group meets in the Medical Plaza West Wing classroom. For more information, call Bill Russell at (276) 346-1641.

NAMI “With Hope in Mind”/Bridges Support Groups, 7 p.m. Harrison Christian Church, Johnson City. Journey of Hope is open to family members and friends of those who suffer from a neurobiological brain disease. Bridges Support Group meets with “With Hope in Mind” before breaking off into a separate meeting. It is for mental health consumers of all diagnoses. For more information, call Shelby Ward at 543-4315.

In-Fuze Support Group Wednesdays, 7 p.m. Lee County Behavioral Health Services Support group members will learn the signs and symptoms of substance abuse; what to expect in the recovery process; and how sub-stance abuse and dependence affects mental, physical, and spiritual develop.m.ent. The group will teach how to encourage recovery, about relapse and how to help maintain recovery, and will show family members how &2'0"-+'82-'&*+7.+#D+.'?%-13;'&*+1-'#2D+?'23+:.'-+02D+-$'/-20+..4'S"##'A-23&1+-'G+"#&*:.'B"-&*"'C"D1.'2-'s"&*$'Rowles at (276) 346-3590.

Lee County Foster Parent Support Group. A new support group is being formed for foster parents in Lee County &2'/-2D1?+'+?%0"&123)'.%//2-&)'"3?'1382-7"&1234'S"##'A-23&1+-'G+"#&*:.'@-10'M-++3+)'Y[<^\'f[OTlOPP4

U27+3:.'#2F'.+#8T+.&++7c.201"#'"3V1+&$c.*$3+..c?27+.&10'"6%.+'.%//2-&';-2%/4'H*+'/%-/2.+'28'&*+'.+..123'1.'to provide support & healing through sharing common feelings & ideas. FREE. Please call (423) 794-8909 or (423) 929-7575. 100 W. Maple St. Johnson City.

G+/"&1&1.'S'!%//2-&'M-2%/_'3+"-'H-1TS1&1+.'"1-/2-&)'H*+'S+3&+-'82-'C1;+.&1D+'U+##3+..'7++&.'&*+',-.&'H%+.?"$'from 6:30p.m.-8:30p.m.. The group is for people with Hepatitis C or B. Guest Speakers monthly. 10461 Wallace Alley Dr. Kingsport, TN. Contact Tracy Luther, FNP at (423) 279-1400.

Lupus Foundation of America Kingsport Area Support Group meets the 3rd Thursday of the month at 914 Broad St. West Park Professional Bldg. Classroom #1 (Take elevator to lower level) Kingsport. For more information call (877) 865-8787.

Social Anxiety Disorder/Shyness support group meeting at the Bristol Library study room every Saturday from 10:00-11:30am. We are a group of individuals dealing with social anxiety who have come together to share our .&2-1+.'13'"'7%&%"##$'.%//2-&1D+'+3D1-237+3&4'd2%'F1##'32&'6+']/%&'23'&*+'./2&:'2-'+V/+0&+?'&2'g213'134'A++#'8-++'to just come and listens. Contact Tracy from more info: (276) 429-2338 or [email protected]

A.W.A.K.E. – N.E. Tennessee A.W.A.K.E. support group for people with sleep apnea, their family members, and friends. The group will be part of the American Sleep Apnea Association (ASSA) A.W.A.K.E. (Alert, Well and Keeping Energetic) Network. The purpose of these sessions is to provide support through education and sharing of ideas and information among person affected by sleep disordered breathing. Together we can help each other with similar interests, problems, and solutions. Meetings held every other month in Johnson City and Erwin. Call Michelle at (423) 283-1003 for more information.

G2/+'G2%.+'28'!02&&'S2%3&$)'R304'F1##'6+'/-2D1?13;'023,?+3&1"#'F++>#$'.%//2-&';-2%/.'82-'D10&17.'"3?'.%-D1D2-.'of domestic violence and sexual assault. For more information call (276) 386-1313. Childcare will be provided.

Celebrate Recover. Every Sunday Evening. 6:00 p.m. Refreshments, 6:25 p.m. Celebration Service, 7:15 p.m. Open Share Groups: Life Hurts for Women and Men, Issues for Women, Issues for Men, Chemically Dependent Men, Chemically Dependent Women, Codependent Women, Divorce recovery for Men and Women, CR 101 for those who are wondering how to get plugged in? What group is best for me? 9 p.m. Recovery Cafe. First Baptist Church, Kingsport, Fellowship Hall. For more information call (423) 247-4122

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support group for people going through this. Please call Camille at (423) 773-5862 if interested.

The “Young and the Breathless” a support group for persons with chronic lung disease, their friends and fam-ily are invited to attend our monthly meeting on the 4th Thursday of each month, at Wellmont Holston Valley Hospital, D-bldg., 4th level at 6 p.m. A featured speaker will present at each meeting. Light refreshments are provided. For more information, please contact Pulmonary Rehab at (423) 224-5800.

24-Hour Hotline! Do you need to talk to someone? Someone who will listen without judgement, gives options instead of telling you what you should do? There is no “crisis” too big or too small. All you have to do is give The Crisis Center a call 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Walk-ins welcome from 9am - 5 p.m. weekdays. Celebrating 31 years of compassionate response to your needs. Volunteers welcome and all training is free! Hotline: (276) 466-2312 or (276) 628-7731 Business Line” (276) 466-2218.

The BRIDGES program is based on the belief that those of us living with psychiatric symptoms can and do recover a new and valued sense of purpose by accepting and overcoming the challenges of a disability that has affected every aspect of our lives: physical, intellectual, emotional and spiritual. Support groups are being held in Johnson City, Kingsport (2), and coming soon Bristol. For more information please call (888) 539-0393

U1?2F+?'J+-.23.:'!+-D10+'!%//2-&'M-2%/4'B23&*#$'7++&13;.)'/+-.23.'F*2'*"D+'+V/+-1+30+?'F1?2F*22?'"-+'invited to attend the meeting. Call (423) 926-9101.

p5BR'Yp"&123"#'5##1"30+'23'B+3&"#'R##3+..\'28'e-1.&2#'"8,#1"&+'7++&.'23'&*+',-.&'H%+.?"$'"&'̂ _OP/474'"&'9+?++7+-'Lutheran Church at 672 Island Rd. in Bristol. For information call (423) 234-2516.

NAMI (National Alliance on Mental Illness) - Johnson City area, meets second Thursday of the month at 7 p.m., at Harrison Christian Church, Browns Mill Rd., JC. A support group for families and friends of those who suffer from mental illness. For more information call (423) 543-4315 or (423) 282-0676.

NAMI (National Alliance of Mental Illness) of Kingsport for families who encounter mental illness meets on the 1st Thursday of each month at 7p.m. at First Baptist Church, 200 W. Church Circle, Kingsport (Room #304 in the Welcome Center located off Holston St.) Contact Connie Whaley at (423) 234-2516 or (866) 337-3291 for more information.

Tri-Cities Survivors of Suicide Support Group meets every 4th Monday at Johnson City Medical Center, 5th E22-'S238+-+30+'9227'8-27'^Tl'/474'A"01#1&"&2-_'C2-2&*$'M-+;2-$4'A2-'72-+'1382-7"&123'0"##'YZ[O\'[[ZT(OPP4'We welcome family, friends, or anyone that has been affected by a suicide of someone they know and love.

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S"30+-'J"&1+3&.)'0"-+;1D+-.'"3?'8"71#1+.'"-+'F+#027+'&2'&*+'H">+'H17+'.%//2-&';-2%/)'7++&13;'&*+',-.&'H%+.?"$'of every month at 7 p.m. in the Cedar Room of the Conference Center at Wellmont Hospital in Bristol. The group also meets the second and fourth Tuesdays of each month in Kingsport at the Holston Valley-Wellmont Hospital at 6:30 p.m. Call Diane Cross at (423) 844-2180 or Kathy Visneshi at (423) 244-5592 for more information.

S-2*3:.'C1.+".+'"3?'S2#1&1.'!%//2-&'M-2%/4'B++&.'82%-&*'B23?"$'28'+"0*'723&*'"&'S2#231"#'G+1;*&.'e"/&1.&'Church. For more information, call Kathy Cassidy at (423) 224-5197.

5613;?23'9+.2%-0+'S+3&+-)' ./23.2-+?'6$'G2./10+'"3?'J"##1"&1D+'S"-+'28'b1-;131")' 1.'*2#?13;'"'S"-+;1D+-:.'Support Group. The group will meet the fourth Tuesday of every month at the Abingdon Resource Center from 1-3 p.m. This group is designed to provide information and support to those in the community who are taking care of friends or family experiencing long term illness or disability. The Abingdon Resource Center is located 23'&*+'.+023?'E22-'28'&*+'@##1.'J-28+..123"#'e%1#?13;)'[(('U+.&'B"13'!&-++&)'5613;?234'9+8-+.*7+3&.'F1##'6+'provided. For more information call (276) 628-4343.

Crisis Center is organizing several new support groups for victims of sexual violence. If you are an adult mo-lested as a child, an adult rape survivor or the friend, spouse or other family member of someone who has been .+V%"##$'".."%#&+?)'&*+-+'1.'"';-2%/'2-;"31N13;'32F4'H*+-+'1.'32'02.&'&2'"&&+3?'"3?'"##'7++&13;.'"-+'023,?+3&1"#4'If interested contacted The Crisis Center, (276) 466-2218 or (276) 628-7731.

VolunteersWant to help people in your community while learning valuable life skills? Volunteer as a Hotline Worker for &*+'S-1.1.'S+3&+-:.'[Zc<'S-1.1.'G2&#13+4'b2#%3&++-.'"..1.&'0"##+-.'F1&*'+72&123"#'"3?'/+-.23"#'0-1.+.)'F1&*'0-1.1.'intervention along with information and referral to community agencies. 40 hours training offered in interactive classroom atmosphere. Must be over 18 and NO experience is necessary. Contact Micah Morris at (276) 466-2312 or email at [email protected]

Amedisys Hospice Care is looking for volunteers in Kingsport, Bristol, Blountville, Church Hill and Fall Branch. We have volunteer opportunities to visit patients and provide companionship (no patient care). Our patients are wonderful people. Please call 423-288-9777 and ask for the volunteer coordinator. We would love to have you join our team!

Appalachia Service Project Tri-Cities is seeking individual or group volunteers for home repair projects in the Tri-Cities area. ASP is a Christian ministry, open to all people, that fosters human develop.m.ent by addressing the housing needs of Central Appalachia. Projects range from wheel chair ramp construction to roof repair, prior construction experience is not required. If you or your club/group is interested in volunteering for a Saturday or a week long project please contact Amanda at (423) 854-8800 ext. 239 or email [email protected].

S5!5'YS2%-&'5//213&+?'!/+01"#'5?D20"&+.'82-'S*1#?-+3\'1.'"'323T/-2,&'D2#%3&++-'2-;"31N"&123'?+?10"&+?'&2'ensuring that abused, abandoned, and neglected children have a voice in court. In many cases only stability in the lives of these children comes from their volunteer Advocate. We have a great need for more volunteer advocates to serve the children in our community. For more information please contact CASA of Northeast Tennessee, PO Box 1021, Johnson City, TN 37605, (423) 461-3500 or (423) 741-3181

Big Brothers Big Sisters are seeking volunteers who live or work in Washington County, VA. You must be 18 years of age or older. Being a Big Brother or Sister is a great way to make a difference in the life of a child in $2%-'0277%31&$4'd2%'F1##'6+'7+3&2-)'"'8-1+3?)'"3?'"'023,?"3&'&2'$2%-'#1&&#+'6-2&*+-'2-'.1.&+-4'S23&"0&'!&+/*"31+'at 276-628-7053 or email [email protected] to get started.

Give back to those individuals that have given so much, THE VETERANS. The James H. Quillen VA Medical Center has numerous volunteer positions available like visiting, assisting with the feeding, and escorting patients to and from other areas of the Medical Center as well as parking lot shuttle drivers. Other administrative/clerical /2.1&123.'"-+'"#.2'"D"1#"6#+4'G2%-.'"-+'E+V16#+'"3?'32'+V/+-1+30+'1.'3++?+?4'H2',3?'2%&'72-+'23'*2F'$2%'0"3'MRb@'e5Ss)'/#+".+'023&"0&'&*+'b2#%3&"-$'!+-D10+'`8,0+'"&'YZ[O\'=<=T[l=(4

CASA (Court Appointed Special Advocate) volunteers are desperately needed in Bristol and Sullivan County to advocate for alleged abused and neglected children in the juvenile courts. CASA volunteers conduct investigations that help judges make the best decision for the safety and future of a child. Do you have a passion to help 0*1#?-+3',3'"'."8+'"3?'.+0%-+'*27+a'S5!5'1.'#22>13;'82-'$2%I'S5!5'D2#%3&++-.'-+0+1D+'+V&+3.1D+'0#"..-227'&-"1313;)'7+3&2-.*1/'F1&*'2&*+-'D2#%3&++-.'"3?'.%//2-&'8-27'S5!5'82-'s1?.)'R304'.&"884'H-"1313;'0#"..+.'"-+'82-713;'82-'B"$'82-'&*+'e-1.&2#'"-+"n'&2',3?'2%&'*2F'&2'6+027+'"'S5!5)'023&"0&'L"3'B"-.*"##'"&'YZ[O\'^f[T((<(4

Adventa Hospice of Kingsport is in need of Volunteers. We currently need volunteers to visit patients and provide Companionship. Our patients are wonderful people and would be so happy to have somebody visit. Please call, Desiree Saunders, Volunteer Coordinator, at (423) 288-9777. We would love to have you join our team!

Volunteers needed at local domestic violence, sexual abuse and homeless shelter program. Training provided for crisis calls, administrative assistant, direct services. Marginalized underserved populations encouraged to apply. Call (423) 276- 386-1313 for application. EOC

G2/+'G2%.+'iU27+3:.'!*+#&+-k'28'!02&&'S2%3&$)'R304'1.'.++>13;'?+?10"&+?'13?1D1?%"#.'&2'D2#%3&++-'&*+1-'&17+'"3?'"..1.&'F1&*'&*+'!+V%"#'5.."%#&'!/+01"#1.&'"3?'`%&-+"0*'J-2;-"7.4'b2#%3&++-.'7%.&'-+E+0&'&*+'02%3&$'?+72;-"/*10.'"3?'F1##13;3+..'&2'"..1.&'F1&*'&*+'&-"?1&123"##$'%3?+-.+-D+?'/2/%#"&123.'28'!02&&'"3?'K++'02%3&1+.4'R3?1D1?%"#.'of color are encouraged to apply. For more information call (276) 386-1373. EOC

!S`9@'YS2%3.+#2-.'&2'57+-10":.'!7"##'e%.13+..\'S*"/&+-'flZ'"-+'#22>13;'82-'D2#%3&++-.'13'&*+'p2-&*+".&'H+33+..++'"-+"4'!S`9@'1.'"'323T/-2,&'3"&123F1?+'2-;"31N"&123'staffed by active and retired businessmen and women who volunteer their time and services to offer free individual counseling in all areas of starting and improving a small business. Responsibilities of counselors include meeting with new and future business clients, to guide them on their way to starting or continuing with their business. As a SCORE member, training in our policies and procedures is provided. New counselors will team with an experienced member. Volunteers also support out efforts %.13;'027/%&+-)'027/%&+-'7"13&+3"30+)';-"/*10.)'"3?'F+6'/";+'0-+"&123'.>1##.'"3?'F-1&13;)'/-228'-+"?13;)'/*2&2;-"/*$'"3?';+3+-"#'28,0+'.>1##.4'R8'$2%'"-+'13&+-+.&+?'13'6+02713;'"'!S`9@'D2#%3&++-)'/#+".+'0"##'2%-'28,0+'YZ[O\'Z^(TlPf('B23?"$'q'A-1?"$)'=_PP"7'q'([_PP'32234'`%-'F+6.1&+'"??-+..'1.'.02-+&342-;'"3?'&*+'+7"1#'"??-+..'1.'[email protected] Northeast Tennessee SCORE, 2203 McKinley Rd. Johnson City, TN. 37604

H*+'S-1.1.'S+3&+-'1.'"00+/&13;'"//#10"&123.'82-'b2#%3&++-'G2&#13+'U2->+-.)'!+V%"#'5.."%#&'S"-+'S27/"3123.)'S27/%&+-cH+0*310"#'̀ 8,0+'5..1.&"3&)'"3?'e2"-?'28'C1-+0&2-.'positions. The Crisis Center, Inc. is accredit by the American Association of Suicidology, Tennessee Coalition Against Sexual and Domestic Violence, Virginia Sexual and Domestic Violence Action Alliance, and is a participating member of: Rape, Abuse, Incest, National Network, RAINN: sponsored by Lifetime TV for Women, The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline, The Virginia Sexual Assault Hotline, The National Domestic Violence Hotline. Intensive training and ongoing support provided to prepare the volunteer as they serve victims of crime and those facing life-changing crisis. Contact staff at (276) 466-2218, (423) 230-0900 or (276) 628-7731 for more information.

Volunteers to Touch Your World at King Benevolent Fund, a 501(c)-(3) ministry located in Bristol, VA. That serves the hungry, hurting and neglected here at home and around the world. We are looking for volunteers to help with cooking onsite meals, sorting various donations and packing items for ship.m.ent. Call our volunteer supervi-sor, Audrey Lambert, at (276) 466-3014, ext. 255 for further information.

Volunteers Needed: Tipton Haynes Historic Site, Johnson City. Our upcoming fall season has several opportunities for individuals interested in various activities. We are looking for people who have skills/abilities/interests in sewing costumes, portraying living historians of the antebellum era, gardening, and working “behind the scenes”. For more information, please contact Penny McGlaughlin- director Tipton Haynes at (423) 926-3631

Hope house of Scott County, Inc. is in need of some male volunteers to help families that move from our shelter into independent living. For more information call (276) 386-1313

Volunteers are needed at a local domestic violence shelter. Answering the 24-hour crisis line, providing transportation, childcare, light housekeeping, yard work, minor -+/"1-.'"3?'"..1.&13;'F1&*'-+.1?+3&.:'3++?.4'H-"1313;'/-2D1?+?4'A2-'72-+'1382-7"&123)'/#+".+'0"##'533'L23+.'"&'Ylll\'[fPTG@5K4

Have you always wanted to be a hero? Ever wonder how you can make a difference in your world? If you have just 10 hours a month to spare, you can be a hero by 7">13;'"'?188+-+30+'13'"'0*1#?:.'#18+4'@"0*'$+"-'2D+-'23+'71##123'0*1#?-+3'"-+'"6%.+?'"3?'3+;#+0&+?'"3?'&*+.+'0*1#?-+3:.'8%&%-+.'"-+'/%&'"&'-1.>4'5.'"'S5!5'$2%'0"3'.&"3?'%/'82-'&*+.+'0*1#?-+3'"3?'./+">'2%&'82-'&*+7)'*+#/13;'+3.%-+'&*+.+'0*1#?-+3',3?'."8+)'/+-7"3+3&'*27+.'q'.27+&*13;'+D+-$'0*1#?'?+.+-D+.4'e+'"'*+-24'b2#%3&++-'".'"'S2%-&'Appointed Special Advocate and change the world; one child at a time. Call (276) 642-2344. Training classes are forming now.

Adventa Hospice Care is looking for volunteers in Kingsport, Bristol, Blountville, Church Hill and Gray. We have volunteer opportunities to visit patients and provide companionship (no patient care). Our patients are wonderful people and would be happy to have somebody visit them. Please call (423) 288-9777 and ask for a volunteer coordinator. We would love to have you join our team!

Volunteers needed. Can you give an hour a week to assist with parties, or bingo? Do you have a craft demonstration to share or a performance that would entertain? The M-"3?'S2%-&'1.'#22>13;'82-'D2#%3&++-.'&2'"??'"'./"->'&2'-+.1?+3&.:'#1D+.4'R8'13&+-+.&+?)'0"##'Y[<^\'̂ ^=T(((('"3?'".>'82-'K166$'e"1#+$'&2',3?'2%&'72-+'"62%&'*2F'$2%'0"3'*+#/4

Abuse Alternatives, Inc. of Bristol, serving victims of domestic violence is presently in search of volunteers to be trained to take Hotline calls and monitor the shelter/clients on occasion during M-F, between 9 a.m.- 5 p.m. and on Tues. 5:30 p.m.- 8 p.m. Also registering individuals & small groups for “on-call talent bank”, consisting of D2#%3&++-.'F1&*'./+01"#'.>1##.'.%0*'".'0#+-10"#)'7+3&2-13;)'/"-+3&13;)'&%&2-13;)'61T#13;%"#)'6%?;+&13;c,3"30+.)'2-;"31N+'?23"&123.'X'.&2-";+'"-+")'"61#1&$'&2'*+#/'&-"3./2-&cmove clients into new residences, etc. For more info, please call (423) 652-9098.

Volunteers are needed at a local domestic violence shelter answering the 24-hour crisis line, providing transportation, childcare, light housekeeping, yard work, minor repairs and assisting with residents needs. Training is provided. For more information, please call Ann Jones at (888) 250-HEAL (4325).