The lady and the burglars
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SKETCH – The lady and the burglars
Lady – This is so much work for only one person! (Tired) I want to finish as fast as
possible. I am so tired! I’ve been working all day long (still scrubbing and a song begins
on the radio) Oh! I hate this song! (She changes stations and some noises are heard at
the door) Oh, my gosh! What’s that sound? (She takes a knife and approaches the door
to look through the peephole) Oh my god! Two burglars!!! What should I do? (She
takes the knife and a phone and hides in the closet)
B1 – At last! This door was impossible to
open!
B2 – You should thank me. If I hadn’t hit the
door you would have continued trying to open
it for a thousand years!
B1 – Shut up! We have work to do. Start
looking in that part of the room and I’ll look in
this part
(After a while)
B2 – Look! I’ve found what we were looking
for!
B1 – Oh, did you find the safe box?!
B2- (Confused) Er… no! I thought we were
looking for a doll…
[Lady - Oh my god! My daughter’s doll!!!]
B1 – It must be the washing machine. Now shut up and keep on looking for the safe
box. And leave that doll where you found it.
B2 – Ok, ok.
B2 – Wait, I think we should search in the main bedroom, the safe must be there. Let’s
go!
L – Oh my god! I have to call the police (She takes the phone, dials and waits)
P – Good morning, what can I do for you?
L – Please, help! Two burglars have entered my house! Please, help!
P – Oh, that’s terrible! You must keep calm, please. Now, tell me where you live.
L – I live on 84th
Lincoln Avenue. Please, come quickly!
P – Two partners are going over there right now so, please, hide and calm down.
L – Calm down? How can I calm down?
P – My partners will be there in two minutes.
(L hangs up the phone and turns to hide)
B1 – Where the hell is the safe box? (The burglar looks at the wardrobe)
B2 – Have you looked in this wardrobe?
B1 – No, that was your job
B2 – No, it was yours
B1 – (Angry) It was yours!
B2 – (Really annoyed) Yours!
B1 – Yours
B2 – I’ve said it was your job!!!
B1 – Well, let’s see if the safe box is in here, then…
(The burglar opens the wardrobe and they find J inside so everyone starts screaming)
What the hell are you doing in this wardrobe?
B2 – (Confused) I think that she isn’t the safe box
B1 – (Jokingly) Oh really? Do you think so?
L – Get out of my house or…or…or… I will kill you!
B1 – Who do you think you are? We are the most famous burglars in the country.
What are you going to do? (With despise) You are only a housewife
L – I’ve said go away!
B2 – Guys! Relax! If you tell us where your jewellery is, we won’t disturb you any more.
L – (Starts laughing) Jewellery? I don’t have any jewellery, I’m a poor woman, can’t you
see?
B1 – Wait, this is 85th
Lincoln Avenue, right?
L – No, this is 84th
, 85th
is the big mansion across the road, you silly boys!
B2 – Oh sorry, we must have made a mistake with the GPS
B1 – Well, in that case, sorry for the inconvenience, lady. (Opens the door and starts
walking)
B2 – Bye lady (follows B1)
L – That was very awkward (she goes to the kitchen but hears a knock at the door) Oh
my god! They’re back (she opens the door) What have you forgotten…? Oh! At last!
The police!
P1 – Yes, lady, here we are, always on time!
L – Well, the burglars have just left so you’re a little bit late…
P2 – Wait, what do you mean the burglars have just left?
L – They made a mistake with the addresses. Funny, isn’t it?
P1 – (Laughing) Yes, kind of.
P2 – In that case, we are leaving too. Good night, lady.
P1 – Good night.
L – Bye! (She closes the door and takes a look at the kitchen) I will finish the washing-
up tomorrow!
THE END
Written and performed by Pablo D., Jimena and Pablo R.
February 2015
(4ESO - IES Piles)